The script for Doctor's Day is cool. Funny scenario for medical worker's day. Corporate event scenario for Medical Worker Day

To carry out it is necessary prepare 7 word cards and 7 chairs

Game conditions: The presenter reads the text, and 7 participants, who have read the words, sit on chairs, but as soon as they hear their character mentioned in the text, they jump up from the chair, shout their line and run around the chairs. When participants hear the word doctors , then everyone runs at once and shouts in unison: "Be healthy!".

Characters and their remarks.

Pills - "Psh-sh-sh!"
Thermometers - "Oh, it's hot!"
Medicinal plants -"Well, we're done!"
Syringes - " I'll inject you now!"
Vitamins -"Eat me!"
Old ladies -"Who is last?"
Doctors -"Be healthy!"
Chief physician -"I approve!"

Leading: On a sunny June day, a new pharmacy opened in the city. What was missing from her windows! Varied thermometers, cute pills , disposable syringes , fragrant medicinal plants , and of course, beloved vitamins ! Before the pharmacy had time to open, the first visitors were already standing on the threshold - mischievous old ladies . In their hands they held stacks of prescriptions written by serious doctors . At the bottom of each recipe there was a bold seal and signature chief physician . The owner of the pharmacy greeted his dear friends with a warm friendly kiss old ladies and offered to buy vitamins and medicinal plants , in honor of the opening I gave it away for free syringes and tablets. All products sold out instantly, except thermometers... The opening of the pharmacy ended with a festive banquet, which was attended by chief physician. There were many congratulations and toasts prepared doctors.

Leading: Applause to the participants! Now let’s sing in connection with the holiday of a medical worker "The Doctor's Song"

"Medicine's Song"
to the tune of the song "Song of a First-Grader" Alla Pugacheva

1. The medical service is difficult - everyone knows this,
It’s just necessary and interesting.
We are in a hurry to help people maintain their health,
We can cure all illnesses under any conditions.

Chorus:
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning! Oh oh oh!

2.They don’t give us medicine, there aren’t enough syringes,
But none of us are at all discouraged here either.
We go to bed late, we don’t have the strength to undress,
We should now go south and bask in the sun.

Chorus:
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning! Oh oh oh!

3.We will run away from home to work in the morning,
But the family is not abandoned, it is well-fed and healthy.
Even if this work is not easy, we can do everything, we can do it,
Let the problems wait, we will have time to solve them!

Chorus:
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning!
It's only the beginning! Oh oh oh!

Leading: I suggest you raise a glass to your life choice, to your calling!

Traditionally, on the third Sunday of June, Doctor's Day is celebrated in Russia. The scenario of a holiday in nature will certainly receive the approval of the team of a medical institution, be it a hospital, a clinic, or just a department. It’s not so often that doctors, nurses, laboratory assistants, pharmacists, and orderlies all get together, especially in an informal setting. So, if the weather permits, it makes sense to stock up on food to prepare delicious food, drinks, meat for food, and head out of town for some fresh air.

Comic script for Doctor's Day in nature



For a fun picnic on the bank of a river or in a forest clearing, the “Medician’s Day” scenario will do, the ceremonial part of which will be held in a family-like, warm and relaxed manner. For example, like this.

Leading: Dear Colleagues! We sympathetically ask each patient: “How are you feeling? What worries you?" And we rarely address each other with such questions. The situation urgently needs to be corrected. We are starting an on-site reception. Ivan Ivanovich (turns to the head physician), how are you feeling, how’s your mood?

Chief physician(in a sing-song voice, raising his glass): Today I am one hundred percent happy!

Leading: It’s great when a leader’s “soul sings.” We will be happy to join him. Could you, dear doctor, remind us of the reason that brought us to this wonderful place?

Chief physician: “It’s been so long, we haven’t rested for so long.”

Leading: And that's true. I wish you all a pleasant day in the company of colleagues and friends. (On Doctor's Day, we recommend diluting the scenario of a holiday in nature with funny competitions on the relevant topic). And I continue the medical examination. Those who are in favor, please stick out your tongues and say “a-a-a” in unison. Guess who did it best. Of course, our wonderful therapists (lists by name). They can cope with any disease, and if they cannot overcome it with their bare hands, they will call on surgeons to help. They are experienced, although at the beginning of their careers they heard more than once from their mentors: “Who taught you to cut? You scratched the whole table!” Admit it, (names, patronymics) happened?

Surgeons(in chorus): We also know how to embroider, and on a typewriter too...

Leading
: Great guys, doctors from God. By the way, there is a specialist among us with an amazing gift: he sees right through people. “The forearm and two ribs are broken, there is a crack in the fibula. It’s okay, I’ll paint it in Photoshop.” Where is our master of photography? Dear (full name), how did you like our party in honor of your professional holiday?

Radiologist: I was really confused by everyone’s attention, I don’t know what to say. Thoughts are confused...

Leading: Or maybe you should see a neurologist or psychiatrist for a consultation? They will diagnose you instantly. Really, dear (names)?

Psychiatrist
: Tell me, patient, does your inner voice tell you the name of the disease?

Radiologist
: He insistently whispers that it’s high time to congratulate our irreplaceable helpers, the sisters, on the occasion. And endlessly patient, kind workers - nurses.




Words of gratitude to junior medical staff must be included in the “Medical Day” script. The ceremonial part can also glorify other health care workers, for example, accountants, cooks, plumbers, drivers.

Leading: Thanks for the timely tip.
Please accept our
And assurances of love.
Good luck, happiness and smiles,
Who deserves them if not you.
Today, lovely ladies are so charming and attractive that men’s mouths open in amazement, as if in the chair of our dentist (name, patronymic). Indeed, beauty, you can’t take your eyes off her. Do you have anything to say, Tooth Fairy?

Dentist: May those present have teeth like pearls!

Leading: Good toast. Is everyone full? I think that the narcologist will not only allow us to take strong drinks, but will also be happy to support us. I hope, doctor, you are in favor?

Expert in narcology: I want glasses to be filled with wine!

Leading
: Do you know why all tinctures and balms are made with alcohol? Because doctors used to test them on themselves. After all, the main principle of a doctor is to do no harm. We try to follow it throughout our lives. What is life from a scientific point of view? A sexually transmitted disease, moreover, with a disappointing prognosis and inevitable death. Friends! Take care of yourself, your loved ones and patients who trust you with the most precious thing - their lives. Happy holiday, dears!




On Doctor's Day, the outdoor holiday scenario is also expanded with concert numbers, dance breaks and group games.

1. Scenario for the day of a medical worker
Oh, you guests - gentlemen!
Have you gathered here?
Happy Doctor's Day to everyone
And glorify your deeds!
Your hospital town -
He is neither low nor high.
Good people live there
And it brings health to everyone.
Chief Doctor Aibolit
He keeps order here.
They work here with their souls -
Anyone in the city knows.
I offer you a riddle:
Who knows about everything in the hospital
And he suffers for everything with his soul?
Strict, handsome, stern, smart.
Did you guess it? Who is he?
That's right, this is the chief doctor of the hospital and I am pleased to give him the floor.

Speech by the head physician

Presenter:
A doctor accompanies a person throughout his life: from the first child’s cry to the last quiet breath. And he will be very lucky whose parents endowed him with enviable health from birth, but this does not always happen. And here you, dear doctors, come to the rescue! I offer to fill your glasses and drink for you! Here’s to your health, luck, success and simple human happiness!


So, a person is born, and who meets him on the threshold of a big and complex life? Yes, our doctors are gynecologists, midwives and maternity ward nurses.

Song for the gynecological department (to the tune of “Our Neighbor”):


Make a woman beautiful
And healthy you should.
For this important purpose
Gynecologists are needed!
Help to appear
To the kids in the world,
To you from everyone, from everyone for this -
Thanks and hello!

(All songs are performed by pre-prepared participants of the holiday.)

Presenter:
The little man is growing up, his mother brings him to an appointment at the children's clinic, where he receives one of the first documents - a medical history, and the local pediatrician and a nurse become one of the family members.

Song for the children's department (to the tune of "Top - Top"):


Stomp-stomp, baby stomps,
You're rushing to the hospital with your mom,
They will get a vaccination and an injection,
So that you can get better.
Top top, don't be afraid of them:
All in white and kindly robes,
There is nothing better and kinder in the world
Children's clinic doctors!
Top-top, top-top, very difficult,
Top-top, top-top, first steps.
Along with the acquisition of life experience, a person acquires various diseases. And he goes with them to the beautiful clinic building. Here, at his leisure, he can walk on all floors and in each office they will receive him, listen to him, and give him good advice and a recipe.

Song for the clinic (to the tune of "Aty - Baty, the soldiers were coming"):


If your teeth hurt or your chest feels hot,
Go to the clinic quickly, dear friend!
Here they will greet you with a smile, they will be able to treat you,
And, of course, you can get sick leave!
Here are x-rays and cardiograms.
And mothers bring their children here.
Any doctor here can see you.
And you can get everything tested here!
In the same building there is a service, without which not a single medical worker, no matter how capable and talented he may be, can live. Can you guess who I'm talking about? Yes, this is your dear accounting department!
Everything is in your hands.
Finance is power!
You are our almighty king and god!
Life without money seems hateful
If the chief accountant didn’t help!
We wish hospital accountants to contact doctors as rarely as possible, and medical workers to meet with them as often as possible!

Song for accounting (to the tune of "A Stream Flows"):


The month has flown by, it's time to pay,
After all, we won’t be able to live long without a salary.
Everyone in our accounting department is beautiful.
Let's get the money and we're happy!
We say "thank you" to you,
Thank you for the money.
Such an accountant is simply a treasure!
Everyone is happy to say “thank you”!
If a person’s blood pressure has risen, his heart is acting up, his cough does not go away for a long time, he can be firmly confident that he will definitely talk to the staff of the therapeutic department for some time.

Song for the therapeutic department (to the tune of "Little Red Riding Hood's Song"):


If it's long - long - long,
If the cough does not go away,
If it gets hard for you,
Stomp, ride and run,
Perhaps, then of course,
That's probably true, true,
It's possible, it's possible, it's possible
You should go to therapy!
Ahh, you'll get a lot of injections here!
Ahh, there are still a hundred procedures in reserve!
Ah, there are doctors and nurses here,
Ahh, all habits heal,
Ahh, don’t come here to them!
Ahh, don’t come here to them!
And if you ate something of poor quality or suddenly fell ill with some unknown disease, then, of course, you are eagerly awaited in the infectious diseases department.

Song for the infectious diseases department (to the tune of “Tick-tock, walkers”):


Why have you eaten too much again?
Why did you get so sick?
To ease the suffering,
Needs rinsing!
Tick-tock, little steps, the years fly by,
And in terms of infection, everything is fine with you - just great!
People end up in this department completely unexpectedly and unexpectedly. And it is in this department that the sickest patients are the most severe, requiring great care from doctors and nurses. Which department am I talking about? Yes, this is a surgical department.

Song for the surgical department (to the tune of "Call me with you"):


Once again they are bringing us a patient in an ambulance -
Work again!
In the operating room the seconds are running,
Care for everyone!
Can we take trouble away from people again?
Can we save you from death?
Bring happiness to the sick?!
Call me to your place, I will come day and night,
I will always help you, even if you don’t want to.
I will ease your suffering, you will fall asleep and forget everything,
I want to help you, I want to help all people!
Just know it!!!
We cannot remain silent and not say warm words of gratitude to our bosses or, as it is now fashionable to say, sponsors!

Song for chefs (to the tune of “Tell me what you need”):


And in our hospital it’s both light and cozy,
But don’t bother us with the repairs!
True, our bosses are golden guys.
And they always give us whatever you want!
I’m walking through the depot, the boss meets me:
"Here you go again, darling!
Make me a list of what I need, what I need,
I still won’t give you what you want!”
Our editors will never offend us either,
He will give you as many consultations as you want!
And he knows and sees all our problems,
But you can’t take money from him!
He says: “I can’t, life has changed dramatically,
I would be glad, but you can’t trample on a bubble!”
You, our dear ruler, help in any way you can,
We are whatever you want, whatever you want!
But we hope that our life will become better.
Yes, for a thousand rubles, not for a penny!
Our good bosses will call and say:
"Come and take whatever you want!"
I propose to drink to our friends, to our dear sponsors, because it is very difficult to live without friends!
And now I ask everyone to come to the table.

(Feast, games, dancing.)

2. Medical Worker's Day. Holiday, script dedicated to the day of the medical worker.

Long before the holiday, a poster is hung with the image of Doctor Aibolit and the task for each department is to prepare an interesting performance.

All words of congratulations belong to the Presenter.


Today is Doctors' Day,
We congratulate everyone!
Let the song flow more cheerfully
Sounds like fun laughter!
We wish you with all our hearts
Dance today!
And we hasten to congratulate everyone
And wish you happiness!
We invite you,
It's like being in a fairy tale
Let's play a fairy tale:
Let's go to the departments
Our hospital
And we, without a doubt,
A miracle will happen.

Congratulations to the therapists:


Almost historical
Therapeutic department.
General practitioners
They're rushing to work
On Tuesday and Wednesday
And even on Saturday
And even when
The country is resting
Hospital then
Shouldn't rest!
General practitioners,
You are nice people!
Let your secrets
They will be famous!
We are so grateful
For your work,
We are so grateful
For your concern!
We wish you
Health today!
After all, this is success
Preface throughout!

I'm the word now


I give it to therapists.
Will open for us
They are their soul.
Speech by therapists.

Congratulations to the surgeons:


Let's move on...
I will say without falsehood:
Surgery department
Causes admiration.
To warm the soul,
We need to sing a song to them.

Song for surgeons:


I stood and trembled
In the surgeon's office:
Here she took me
Nervous trembling
I almost fell -
It got bad, it got bad,
And the surgeon got
Sharp knife.
He looked into my eyes,
He spoke very quietly
He mocked my fear.
I'm completely numb
It became dashing, it became dashing:
My soul and body have cooled down.
And the surgeon slashed
By bandages and cotton wool
And he put ointment on my abscess,
Only me all spring
At night he ran somewhere
And until the summer he was treated for a nervous breakdown.
Oh, surgeon, you are a surgeon,
Your mysterious image
I dream about it for many years in a row.
Scalpel in a cloud of hands
And a mocking voice
And under the cap there is a gentle look.
Surgeons! Say something, prove your talents!
Surgeons' speech.

Congratulations to traumatologists:


The condition is critical,
Trauma department...
Come in boldly
Get busy.

Traumatologists work


They know clearly: inside and out.
For their concern
Everyone responds kindly.
Happens to anyone
Trouble and misfortune
And they will connect to salvation
Traumatologists then.
You'll break an arm or a leg
Or you'll hit your head -
There is mutual understanding here
And you will find sympathy.
Eternally grateful
Thank you for your help until the end.
Of course they work here
Only kind hearts.
And I will say again:
"Traumatologists, you have the floor!"
Speech by traumatologists.

Congratulations to endocrinologists:


In the endocrine department
We will listen to the singing with you.
Dedication song to an endocrinologist:
Spring has spread
Green canopy
And the shore is gentle
Everyone is waiting for the wave.
Love you girls
Endocrinologists:
They are hormones
Always full.
They are cheerful, they are healthy,
And the jokes are bold on the tongue.
They won't tell you
Not an ounce of anything new
And they won't go
Walk to the river.
But there will be faithful ones
They probably
After all, they are not geologists,
To walk.
First in work
Not nervous at all
And dearly
Dream about them.
Spring has spread
Green canopy
And the shore is gentle
Everyone is waiting for the wave.
Love you girls
Endocrinologists:
They are hormones
Always full.

Congratulations to neurologists:


Now walk more quietly
So that no one can hear you.
In neurology now
Sleep is observed.
The work of a neurologist is difficult
And she's not always very cheerful.
Old people and children believe in him:
He is a healer not of the heart but of the soul.
Souls are more difficult to treat than hands,
Everything there is according to the rules, everything is according to science:
The nerves are healthy and the body is healthy.
You do not believe me? Honestly!
You are very, very dear to us!
Sing to us, neurologists.
Speech by neurologists.

Congratulations to urologists:


Not many will survive
Work in urology.
Come in, don't make any noise,
Don't wake up the department.
In urological
Department
A lot of "critical"
Without a doubt.
People lie there
Seriously sick
And operations
It's not simple.
Difficult cases
It often happens
Only doctors there
Don't be discouraged.
They help everyone
Beautiful people!
May they have good luck
Will accompany!
In my opinion, everyone
Will greatly oblige
If you have your word
Urology will tell you.
Speech by urologists.

Congratulations to toxicologists:


Now another road
Let's go to toxicology.
In toxicology
Hard life!
In toxicology
Just hold on!
That poisoning
That's indigestion
Spoils what's good
Mood.
They poison everyone
Whatever came to hand!
Everyone gets poisoned
Who lacks intelligence!
And fussing
Sometimes a nurse
Can't sleep at all
Until the morning.
Happy holiday to you,
Dear doctors!
Let them be yours
Hearts are hot!
I'm ready to say:
Toxicology - over to you!
Speech by toxicologists.

And now I promise:


We'll play a little.
Not flying and not looking,
There will be just a medical examination:
Need you to know
Which office did you end up in?

Puzzles.


about the ophthalmologist:
1. You got into the office,
Where there are no bandages and iodine.
The doctor will examine the fundus
A magnifying glass will be connected to this,
He is pure in soul and heart.
That's for sure... (ophthalmologist).

about lore:


2. This doctor will wash your nose,
Maybe push some cotton wool,
If necessary, open his mouth -
He will check his throat
He will put tampons in his ears.
Everyone has known for a long time:
He is a serious person
This doctor is called... (ENT).

about the gynecologist:


3. You can laugh or cry,
Only this is a female doctor.
He immediately senses illness
He treats all pregnant women.
His day in the service is long.
This doctor... (gynecologist).

about the dentist:


4. And now I ask for a chair,
Take a seat quickly
Open your mouth wider
Wait: the doctor will come.
He will conduct excavations in the teeth,
He will make fillings and braces,
Will remove the diseased fragment...
This is a wonderful... (dentist).

about the cardiologist:


5. He doesn’t look at you menacingly,
He's always so serious
He has his own program:
Can take a cardiogram,
Can I take your pulse?
And check the pressure.
And imagine as an astrologer,
Everything will be predicted... (cardiologist).

about the surgeon:


6. He is sometimes sad, sometimes he laughs,
Never separates
He's with a scalpel. Friends,
He can't live without it.
He is always cheerful, fresh,
What is not needed will be cut off,
He will sew what you need...
Maybe vice versa.
He will drink a little alcohol,
I'm flirting a little with the nurse...
He is a brother and friend to all doctors.
Did you guess it? He... (surgeon).

about the nurse:


7. Who is always with a bandage and cotton wool?
In a white ironed robe?
Knows what? Where? For what?
How to treat? Whom? And with what?
Will give his orders
And will he sign all the decisions?
Who is always ready in the morning?
This is the older... (sister).

about the pharmacist:


Now let's go to the pharmacy
Let's look at the river for medicine,
And we'll find out who looks like
Our question will determine.
1. Who will make the medicines?
He will arrange all the showcases,
He'll stand by the window,
He'll look at the medicines
The ointment will knead well,
Will the powder be successfully weighed?
Answers in a sing-song voice
Well, of course... (pharmacist).

about the pharmacist:


2. Well, who is this, by the way?
In a white cap and robe?
Like a minister in a vast kingdom,
Checks all medications.
Checks everyone:
Who is right and who is wrong here?
Who didn't get enough pills?
Where did you spill the powder?
Who chatted like TV?
Did you guess it? He... (pharmacist).

about the chief physician:


3. He is in a separate office,
Always responsible for others
Knows everything and knows everyone
And in business there is always success!
He can't sleep at night -
He knows the troubles of hospitals,
But you can’t solve everything, even if you cry -
This is definitely the main... (doctor)!

The medical examination went well


Of course, it became clear to me
That everyone in the hospital is healthy
And cheerful! I give you my word!

Happy holiday, dear medical workers!

Happiness and success in your hard work!

3. Competitions, games, poems and congratulations to doctors in the scenario of the holiday Medical Day, Medical Worker, for Medical Worker Day.

Leading:


Hello!

Welcome to our fabulous clinic "Neboleyka", only today you will meet our wonderful specialists who will prescribe you medicines for all diseases and check your health.

Where does theater begin?
Everyone knows that from the wardrobe,
But there are no clinics,
No receptionist at the entrance.

He will guide and advise


He will show the patient the right path,
He will give you a ticket and put a stamp on it
And he will send you to see a doctor.

Grandma comes on stage


(disguised young man or girl):

Oh, what do you have here guys?


Looks like a clinic?
This is for me, I really need it,
Let me go through all the doctors together.

The grandmother approaches the reception staff:

Milky, my back hurts and my heart is pressing,
The leg is lame, the liver is tightening,
The eyes can't see, the nerves are out of order,
In short, there are health problems.

Send me to the doctors soon,


Give me a ticket, put a stamp on it,
Well, guess which doctors?
Guess my riddles together.

She asks them riddles:

1. The main doctors in the world,
All colds are cured for people,
If you have problems with your throat
Will they help me? (Pediatricians)

2. If my eyes are tired,


I started to see something bad,
It’s somehow cloudy, the gaze is not clear,
Will they help me? (Ophthalmologists)

3. I became very nervous,


And I'm tired of life,
Does your grandmother need a gynecologist?
No! So who? (Neurologist)

4. The heart rhythm is not calm,


Yes, and the age is worthy,
The path up the stairs is so long,
Does grandma need it? (Cardiologist)

5. Runny nose, tears flowing from the nose,


The ears don't hear very well,
Cough muffles conversation
Of course I need it? (Lore)

The grandmother collects referrals to doctors from the receptionists, which they can write on napkins or any pieces of paper.

Presenter (to the hall):

How can we congratulate pediatricians,


Their work is important and invaluable!
Any trip to the hospital begins with them,
They always have friendly faces.

(addressing personally to pediatricians):

Dear ones, how proud we are of your service,
Today you are the sweetest and most beautiful
You are, as always, worthy of admiration.
Happy Doctor's Day! Congratulations!

The grandmother holds any active competition, after which the doctors take her pulse and make a diagnosis - Healthy.

Presenter (to the hall):

How can we live without ophthalmologists?


Without those who will quickly check your vision,
The eyes are the most important human organ,
If they get sick, it’s no laughing matter for him!

To see home, nature, friend, mother,


Walk without squinting, but confidently and straight,
You need to contact them for help!

(Addressing personally to ophthalmologists):

We congratulate you on “Medical Day”!

Grandma is holding a competition.

You can hold any vision test competition, for example, draw something on pieces of paper and show it from afar, gradually moving further away. In the end, the grandmother is diagnosed - Healthy.

Presenter (to the hall):

It's been a long time since people's nerves have been roped,
And sometimes my soul is heavy,
Neuropathologists, funny guys,
You will always be received with sincere warmth.

(addressing personally to neurologists):

Sometimes without feeling sorry for yourself,
You are burning mentally at work,
We hasten to congratulate you as soon as possible,
Your work is especially appreciated!

Grandma is holding a competition for the best nerves:

Each person is given a piece of paper, it must be torn as small as possible, with one outstretched hand, you cannot help yourself with the other.

Presenter (to the hall):

There is nothing more important in the body than the heart,
It gives rise to feelings and recognitions,
There is a warm light hidden in him and love,
And happiness lies in consciousness.

(Addressing personally to cardiologists):

Sometimes your heart hurts,
And we can’t fix those problems without you!
"Medical Day" is flying all over the earth,
We hasten to congratulate you on it!

Grandmother holds a competition:

You need to draw a heart on a piece of paper with your eyes closed.
After the competition, the doctors diagnose the grandmother as healthy.

Presenter (to the hall):

Since childhood we have known the agreement,
Our ear and nose is treated by ENT.
If you have snot or otitis media,
He will heal us quickly.

(Addressing personally to the lore):

How grateful we are to you,
If your nose is breathing properly,
Ears hear, throat is clear,
You are the experts!

We congratulate you on the holiday,


We will glorify your work across the earth,
Happy “Day” to you “Medika” dear ones,
Our lores are golden!

Grandma is holding a competition for the best ear, sweet compliments and congratulations are whispered into the ears of those who wish, they need to pass them on to a neighbor or say them out loud.

After the competition, the doctors diagnose her as healthy.

Leading:


Our grandmother is healthy
Thank you to all doctors
We talk together with her,
Glory to the good doctors!

The grandmother changes her appearance to her younger self and makes a speech of gratitude to all the doctors and the head physician.

After which the floor is given to the head doctor himself, who congratulates all those present on the holiday on the Day of the Medical Worker!!!

4. Scenario for Doctor’s Day “Men in White Coats.”

The tables are covered with white cloth up to the floor, and there are flower vases on them. Upon entering the hall, each guest is given lottery tickets. Tables are designed for 2-4 people. There is pleasant music in the hall.

Leading:
- Words of gratitude to you,
To nurses and doctors,
To those who saved our lives,
To those who will return our health,
Our deepest bow to you.
To present certificates of honor and valuable prizes to honored medical workers, you are invited to (full name).

The presentation is performed to the accompaniment of solemn music. After the presentation, a girl enters the hall with a bouquet of flowers. She performs “Song about the Doctor” by Alena Sviridova, during the performance, she comes to each table and gives a flower, which she places in a vase.

Leading:
- Winter or summer, spring or autumn,
Diseases come, they won’t ask us,
On guard of health, always on the alert,
They are always on duty
They pass our pain through themselves,
They always help us in trouble,
From everyone who has been in hospital wards,
Thank you, people in white coats.

(Scene “At a doctor’s appointment”, with the participation of three people. The doctor is sitting at the table, the patient comes in.)

Patient:
- Hello, Doctor!

Doctor:

(The patient lies down, the doctor examines him.)

Doctor:
-What are you complaining about, young man?

Patient:
- My heart hurts, my blood pressure jumps, my eyes burn and my head feels dizzy.

Doctor:
- Yes, yes, yes, speak your heart.

Patient:
- Yes, doctor.

(The doctor listens to the patient with a stethoscope.)

Doctor:
- My eyes are burning, my head is spinning!

Patient:
- Yes, doctor.

(The doctor takes out a photograph of a beautiful girl and brings it to the patient’s face.)

Doctor:
- Is it easier?

Patient:
- Oh, yes, doctor, it’s much easier this way.

Doctor:
- Get dressed, you are in love. It's not fatal, but if it doesn't go away in two months, you'll have to live with it for the rest of your life.

(The patient leaves, another appears.)

Doctor:
- Hello, come in, undress, lie down.

Patient:
- Yes, I, this is the doctor, here...

(Hands out papers.)

Doctor:
- I told you, quickly undress, lie down, we’ll sort it out now.

(The patient undresses and lies down.)

Doctor:
- Well, well, well, what are we complaining about?

Patient:
- For salary.

(The doctor listens to him.)

Doctor:
- Interesting symptoms, you don’t seem to be experiencing exhaustion. Sore throat?

Patient:
- Only after a cold beer.

Doctor:
- Dizzy?

Patient:
- Only after vodka.

Doctor:
- It seems to me that you are healthy, maybe you are a malingerer, my friend?

Patient:
- No, doctor, I’m not a malingerer, I’m a loader, sign the papers and tell me where to pour the coal.

Leading:
- Everyone here received lottery tickets at the entrance. And so, not sparing smiles, we begin the lottery.

The lottery is carried out with the help of those present. The host approaches each table and asks them to pull out a ball and read out the number. Prizes can be pillows with hearts, chewing gum in the shape of jaws, vodka as a medicinal tincture, chocolate - the hormone of joy, lemon - vitamin C, and much more. You can come up with a little joke for each prize.

Leading:
- Quiet hour is coming


Everyone is in their rooms,
Spring is just outside the window,
A riot of aromas,
Breaking the silence
In a white robe,
Young nurse
Spun in a waltz.

Dance competition for everyone present.


The host approaches the dancing couple, gives one of them a balloon, and starts dancing with the other. The man with the balloon does the same. You can break a pair only once, when there is not one unbroken pair left around, the remaining person with the ball is given the task of bringing the ball in the palm of his hand to his beloved or loved one. A prize is awarded for a successful action.

Next competition: “Nurse Courses”.


Two women and two men are chosen. Male doctors give instructions to their nurses. After a certain distance, a ball is tied to two chairs and two glasses of water are placed; you can only get to the patient chairs along the drawn squares. The first task is to give an injection to the patient. A disposable syringe is assembled and a ball is pierced on the other side. The second task is to give the patient pills. Five tablets are taken, the nurse must transfer all the tablets into a spoon one at a time. The third task is to give an enema. To do this, use a small syringe to select water from one glass to another. The fastest and most agile one wins. She is presented with a painted diploma “Cool Nurse”.

Leading:
- You chose a difficult path, and yet,


Go ahead without turning away from it, boldly,
Is most valuable to you
The health of everyone, without exception,
Treating people is not an easy task,
And you can’t make mistakes,
So may good luck accompany you,
And the Earth flourishes with joy!!!

Scenario
celebration of medical worker's day.

Music is playing. The presenters come out.

Presenter: Good afternoon, dear friends, guests, dear healthcare workers

Presenter: Medical Worker's Day is one of the significant and revered professional holidays in our country. It is impossible to imagine the civilized world without specialists in white coats. And it would be completely unfair to deny the titanic work of doctors, paramedics, paramedics and paramedics who fight every day for the health and lives of sick people.

Presenter: The floor for congratulations and opening of the holiday is given to the chief physician of the Central Regional Hospital, Viktor Vasilievich Ubaichin

The anthem of the Russian Federation and the Altai Republic is played.

Presenter: The floor for congratulations is given to the head of the Administration of the Ongudaysky District municipality, M.G. Babaev.

Welcome address. Awarding district diplomas order No.
Fanfare sounds

Leading:
For every patient you have
There is enough hope in reserve:
Smiles bloom again
And fear recedes from the eyes!
And everyone is in love with the world again!
And the train of life continues to rush!
And in every heart renewed
A piece of you is knocking

Host: One of the favorite folk sayings is “if only I had health.” Alas, only a few are happy with the presence of this wealth, and even the rich cry without it. So we can’t live without doctors. And our medical workers are wonderful and smart! The chairman of the district council of deputies, E.M. Tekenov, joins this completely sincere compliment.

Presenter: Doctor, doctor, doctor! They have bowed before these people in all centuries, at all times. They were always respected and loved, because they were the ones who made people’s lives easier and instilled hope for the future. They are the ones who free people from pain and sometimes provide the wisdom with which a person can exist in the world.

You can become a real doctor not only by learning all the terms and concepts, but also by feeling love for people, for children, a desire to serve them, help and understand them.

Presenter: Dear, glorious medical workers! congratulates you
Deputy Head for Social Affairs Salamova A.A.

Leading:
We wish you inspiration
Fervor of strength for many years
All your dreams come true
And new labor victories!

Musical number ______________________________________________

Presenter: In connection with the celebration of Medical Worker Day and for many years of work in the district’s healthcare system, award a Certificate of Honor from the Municipal Healthcare Institution “Central District Hospital”

The presenter reads out the certificates from order No.
Ubaychin V.V. presents a certificate and flowers

Musical number ______________________________________________

Presenter: In connection with the celebration of Medical Worker Day and for many years of work in the district’s healthcare system, award gifts

The presenter reads out order No.
The award group presents gifts. Solemn music sounds.

Leading:
We celebrate your holiday with honor,
We entrust everything to you: health, life.
We glorify skill and knowledge
And we hope for creative thought

Words of recognition and congratulations to you,
Praise, smiles and flowers to you,
Blessings for patients' eyes,
Wishes of happiness and love.

Musical number _____________________________________________

Presenter: The floor for congratulations goes to the chairman of the trade union committee, Vera Yashunovna Enchinova

Solemn music sounds
The award group presents flowers to veterans

Leading:
It’s not enough to find heartfelt words
On a holiday you could
But today we want to say
The same eternal thing - thank you!

Musical number ______________________________________________

Presenter: There are many good, wonderful medical workers in our hospital; it is rare to find such a composition of experienced doctors and nurses. The floor is given to one of them

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Host: Years pass, decades flash by. And no matter what time comes, lasting values ​​will remain on earth: goodness, beauty, love... Love for the land, love for the native land, love for your work.

Musical number ______________________________________________

Presenter: For people who know how to work, the most important secret is your spiritual strength and persistent character. Thanks to this secret, with your efforts and hard work, you will overcome all your difficulties and troubles.

Musical number ______________________________________________

Conclusion

Thank you for your work, attention,
For a good heart in the chest,
For that warmth and compassion,
What you generously give us.

We wish you good, bright everyday life,
There would be fewer sick people,
May your life be brighter
Gives more drunken meetings,

Strength, love, patience,
Victories, well-deserved awards,
Love, hope, inspiration
And a waterfall of compliments!

Our holiday is nearing its end,
But that's not what we're talking about,
In conclusion, we wish you
There are still quite a few good meetings.

Musical number ______________________________________________

Sketch for Medical Worker's Day (Medical Day),which is celebrated annually in Ukraine on the third Sunday in June.


Celebration scenario for Medical Worker's Day.


The concert is a joke.

Presenter: Oh, you, guests - gentlemen!
Have you gathered here?
Happy Doctor's Day to everyone
And glorify your deeds!
Your hospital town -
He is neither low nor high.
Good people live there
And it brings health to everyone.
Chief Doctor Aibolit
He keeps order here.
They work here with their souls -
Anyone in the city knows.
I offer you a riddle:
Who knows about everything in the hospital
And he suffers for everything with his soul?
Strict, handsome, stern, smart.
Did you guess it? Who is he?
Presenter: That's right, this is the chief doctor of the hospital and I am pleased to give him the floor.
(Speech by the head physician)
Presenter: A doctor accompanies a person throughout his life: from the first child’s cry to the last quiet breath. And he will be very lucky whose parents endowed him with enviable health from birth, but this does not always happen. And here you, dear doctors, come to the rescue! I offer to fill your glasses and drink for you! Here’s to your health, luck, success and simple human happiness!
Presenter: So, a person is born, and who meets him on the threshold of a big and complex life? Yes, our doctors are gynecologists, midwives and maternity ward nurses.
Song for the gynecological department (to the tune of “Our Neighbor”):
Make a woman beautiful
And healthy you should.
For this important purpose
Gynecologists are needed!
Help to appear
To the kids in the world,
To you from everyone, from everyone for this -
Thanks and hello!
(All songs are performed by pre-prepared participants of the holiday.)
Presenter: The little man is growing up, his mother brings him to an appointment at the children's clinic, where he receives one of the first documents - a medical history, and the local pediatrician and a nurse become one of the family members.
Song for the children's department (to the tune of "Top - Top"):
Stomp-stomp, baby stomps,
You're rushing to the hospital with your mom,
They will get a vaccination and an injection,
So that you can get better.
Top top, don't be afraid of them:
All in white and kindly robes,
There is nothing better and kinder in the world
Children's clinic doctors!

Top-top, top-top, very difficult,
Top-top, top-top, first steps.
Presenter: Along with the acquisition of life experience, a person acquires various diseases. And he goes with them to the beautiful clinic building. Here, at his leisure, he can walk on all floors and in each office they will receive him, listen to him, and give him good advice and a recipe.
Song for the clinic (to the tune of "Aty - Baty, the soldiers were coming"):
If your teeth hurt or your chest feels hot,
Go to the clinic quickly, dear friend!
Here they will greet you with a smile, they will be able to treat you,
And, of course, you can get sick leave!
Here are x-rays and cardiograms.
And mothers bring their children here.
Any doctor here can see you.
And you can get everything tested here!
Presenter: In the same building there is a service, without which not a single medical worker can live, no matter how capable and talented he may be. Can you guess who I'm talking about? Yes, this is your dear accounting department!
Everything is in your hands.
Finance is power!
You are our almighty king and god!
Life without money seems hateful
If the chief accountant didn’t help!
Presenter: We wish hospital accountants to contact doctors as rarely as possible, and medical workers to meet with them as often as possible!
Song for accounting (to the tune of "A Stream Flows"):
The month has flown by, it's time to pay,
After all, we won’t be able to live long without a salary.
Everyone in our accounting department is beautiful.
Let's get the money and we're happy!
We say "thank you" to you,
Thank you for the money.
Such an accountant is simply a treasure!
Everyone is happy to say “thank you”!
Presenter: If a person’s blood pressure has risen, his heart is acting up, his cough does not go away for a long time, he can be firmly confident that he will definitely talk to the staff of the therapeutic department for some time.
Song for the therapeutic department (to the tune of "Little Red Riding Hood's Song"):
If it's long - long - long,
If the cough does not go away,
If it gets hard for you,
Stomp, ride and run,
Perhaps, then of course,
That's probably true, true,
It's possible, it's possible, it's possible
You should go to therapy!
Ahh, you'll get a lot of injections here!
Ahh, there are still a hundred procedures in reserve!
Ah, there are doctors and nurses here,
Ahh, all habits heal,
Ahh, don’t come here to them!
Ahh, don’t come here to them!
Presenter: What if you ate something of poor quality or suddenly

If you fall ill with some unknown disease, then, of course, you are eagerly awaited in the infectious diseases department.
Song for the infectious diseases department (to the tune of “Tick-tock, walkers”):
Why have you eaten too much again?
Why did you get so sick?
To ease the suffering,
Needs rinsing!
Tick-tock, little steps, the years fly by,
And in terms of infection, everything is fine with you - just great!
Presenter: They end up in this department completely unexpectedly and suddenly. And it is in this department that the sickest patients are the most severe, requiring great care from doctors and nurses. Which department am I talking about? Yes, this is a surgical department.
Song for the surgical department (to the tune of "Call me with you"):
Once again they are bringing us a patient in an ambulance -
Work again!
In the operating room the seconds are running,
Care for everyone!
Can we take trouble away from people again?
Can we save you from death?
Bring happiness to the sick?!
Call me to your place, I will come day and night,
I will always help you, even if you don’t want to.
I will ease your suffering, you will fall asleep and forget everything,
I want to help you, I want to help all people!
Just know it!!!
Presenter: We cannot remain silent and not say warm words of gratitude to our bosses or, as it is now fashionable to say, sponsors!
Song for chefs (to the tune of “Tell me what you need”):
And in our hospital it’s both light and cozy,
But don’t bother us with the repairs!
True, our bosses are golden guys.
And they always give us whatever you want!
I’m walking through the depot, the boss meets me:
"Here you go again, darling!
Make me a list of what I need, what I need,
I still won’t give you what you want!”
Our editors will never offend us either,
He will give you as many consultations as you want!
And he knows and sees all our problems,
But you can’t take money from him!
He says: “I can’t, life has changed dramatically,
I would be glad, but you can’t trample on a bubble!”
You, our dear ruler, help in any way you can,
We are whatever you want, whatever you want!
But we hope that our life will become better.
Yes, for a thousand rubles, not for a penny!
Our good bosses will call and say:
"Come and take whatever you want!"
Presenter: I propose to drink to our friends, to our dear sponsors, because it is very difficult to live without friends!
Presenter: And now I ask everyone to come to the table.
(Feast, games, dancing.)



Medical party


Medical party Doctor Nalivaiko and his assistant (for example, “Paramedic Socialite”) greet guests near a specially prepared table with a mixture (aperitif) poured into beakers. They hang a badge on your chest, give you shoe covers, and gently persuade you to take the “medicine.” When everyone has gathered, the first toasts are made in honor of the health workers and the entertainment begins.

To begin with, you can invite guests to diagnose the lyrical hero of the song. Short fragments of songs are played, and guests try to determine what is really bothering the patient, that is, to make a diagnosis. The one who makes the most correct diagnoses is entitled to some kind of medical prize.

Fragments of songs and diagnoses:

1. “And my heart stopped,

My heart sank” (diagnosis: heart failure).

2. “If you don’t hear me,

This means that winter has come” (diagnosis: otitis media).

3. We walked with you,

I cried, oh, I cried (diagnosis: hysteria).

4. We honestly want to tell you:

We don’t look at girls anymore (diagnosis: impotence).

5. You shouldn’t scold the rain, you shouldn’t scold it

You stand and wait, but you don’t know why (diagnosis: sclerosis).

6. But if there is a pack of cigarettes in your pocket,

This means that everything is not so bad today (diagnosis: nicotine addiction).

7. She even wanted to hang herself

But college, exams, session (diagnosis: suicidal syndrome).

8. I know - if you want, I know for sure - if you want,

I know for sure - you want, you want - but you are silent (diagnosis: muteness).

9. It hurts me, it hurts

This evil pain cannot be relieved (diagnosis: pain shock).

10. And his wound rots,

And it won't get any smaller

And it won’t heal (diagnosis: gangrene).

11. Every step through it hurts,

Every gesture hurts (diagnosis: broken limbs).

Games and competitions

1. Enema. Several participants are called. Each person is given a syringe. The presenter invites the participants to guess what they will have to do now. Then the presenter gives them a tennis ball (instead of balls, you can take very light paper boats) and announces the start of the race. The balls are placed on the same starting line. Participants must move the ball with a stream of air from a syringe. Whose ball gets to the finish line faster wins.

2. Medical gloves, or Strong-willed doctors. Volunteers are given one medical glove. Their job is to inflate the glove until it bursts. It is better to involve men to participate in the competition. Whose glove bursts faster wins.

3. Dentist. Volunteers are being called. The presenter says that now they will implant dental implants. Gives them each a small wooden block, painted pink or red (the color of the gums) and a nail. The task is to drive a nail into a block. The hammer, of course, is not included. Each participant finds his own way or uses available material. Whoever drives the nail in faster is the winner.

4. Competition “Dress the Doctor”. Couples participate. Each person is given a large white shirt. One of the pair is a doctor, the second is an assistant. The assistant should put the doctor's shirt on backwards and fasten all the buttons on the back as quickly as possible. The pair that completes the task faster than others wins.

5. Pipette. 2-3 people are called. Each person is given a medical pipette and a beaker with an alcoholic drink. The task is to drink the contents of the beaker as quickly as possible. However, you can only drink using a pipette, drawing liquid from a beaker into it and pouring the contents into your mouth. Whoever empties the beaker the fastest gets the winner's prize.

6. Procedural. Couples participate. Each person is given a bandage or a roll of toilet paper. One of the pair is a nurse or nurse, the second is a patient suffering from flux. The task is to bandage the patient’s cheek as quickly as possible. You need to bandage until the entire roll of bandage or paper is used.

Scenarios for Nurse's Day


The nurse is the first in everything!

First presenter:

On May 12, Nurses Day is traditionally celebrated all over the world. It is on this day that those who professionally provide medical care are honored and, regardless of weather conditions, time of day or day of the week, these professionals with real genuine sincerity are ready to provide their services to all those in need.

And only nurses show warm care, compassion and their heartfelt participation in communicating with sick people. So let’s congratulate and glorify all representatives of this important, and most importantly – necessary, profession on this day!

Second presenter:

In the familiar word "nurse"

We are all used to seeing friendship,

In her eyes there is participation, warmth,

Care is what all patients need!

She treats the body like a doctor

And how a sister will heal the soul,

She heals so skillfully

He can see, smell, listen!

First presenter:

Congratulations to the glorious nurses

And we wish them good luck,

And let the fire burn in your eyes,

And let your smile shine more often!

Second presenter:

Today the best, most beautiful, bravest and wisest nurses have gathered here! Now we will find out which team will become the most - the most - the most!

(You should first form teams of nurses - from regional hospitals, ambulances, educational institutions, etc.)

First presenter:

So, let's begin. I suggest starting the introduction of teams with their business card.

Identify yourself

Define who you are

What is your slogan, friends?

And your emblem is a cross?

(In this competition, each team identifies itself, shouts its slogan and, if desired, displays its emblem. Moreover, all components of the “business card” should be aimed at promoting a healthy lifestyle).

Second presenter:

I see that not only professionals in their field, but also talented people have gathered here. Now let’s check how physically prepared you are in case of an emergency call. The “Obstacle Course” competition is announced!

Come on, quickly nurse

Show off your skills

How do you run in the morning?

Do you eat carrots for lunch?

So that we can get to the sick person in time,

We need to do better

You have to put up with a lot

And don't relax!

(As an obstacle course, nurses are asked to walk along a gymnastic bench, climb through a fabric tunnel, and run around pins).

First presenter:

Well, your physical fitness is amazing. Let's check how much you practice a healthy lifestyle in everyday life. Each team is invited to prepare a vitamin drink and salad from the vegetables offered.

Get together in a row,

There are products in front of you,

Make them into a salad

Here are your vegetables and fruits!

Prepare a cocktail too

What will strike everyone with vitamin,

You need to eat every day

Carrots, pears, oranges!

(Each team is offered several types of vegetables and fruits. You can offer clean drinking water, yogurt and juice. Nurses are provided with a grater, knife or blender as a tool).

Second presenter:

Well done! I see that each team knows first-hand how to eat properly in order to maintain health and strengthen the immune system. Now let's summarize our event.

The winners are awarded diplomas and valuable prizes, possibly medical themed.

All participants receive certificates and incentive gifts.

Nurse's Day


Celebration, poems and official congratulations, new Russian grandmothers Matryona and Flower, skits and competitions.

Sing to the tune of the song “Song about a Good Mood”

If you leave the house with a grimace,

A sunny day will be gloomy for you,

The tooth will quickly heal, like a friend,

This is a completely unfamiliar doctor-boy with you.

(humor can be released in front of the “doctor” in a white cap, but in overalls, with an electric drill in his hands and a bucket of “Putty”)

And a smile will shine and touch your eyes,

And the cheerful mood will never leave you!

(you can give everyone a toothbrush or a large tube of toothpaste)

Matryona:

You, Flower, what do you think:

Much like sister, do you know?

Flower:

I'd like to see

What do I need to be able to do?

Presenter:

We announce the First Aid competition

Participating... person. Each of the contestants receives a card with a task (to provide first aid for: a fracture, burn, frostbite, signs of flu, a foreign body in the ear or nose, a wound with bleeding, etc.). Then we need to take everything we need from our medical suitcase (a huge suitcase with various medical supplies), choose a “patient” and provide emergency care.

Flower: (after the competition)

Oh, and there is a lot to know!

It’s time to present the order to them.

Leading:

They deserved the order honestly,

But, looking into the distance,

So that there is room for growth,

We'll present the medal for now.

(presentation of medals, cardboard ones possible)

Flower:

Yeah, I'm not much of a nurse, let's go, Matryona.

New Russian grandmothers together:

On your bright holiday - bow to everyone!

To those who were born to be nurses!

(Matryona and Flower leave)

Leading:

And we continue to accept congratulations. Meet the workers of maternity hospital No....

(obstetricians come out with “babies” in their arms, singing to the tune of the song “Parental Home”)

Whoever you are, know that it is still

Be sure that

What will greet you with love and tenderness

Your haven is our maternity home.

Our maternity hospital is the beginning of the beginning,

You are a reliable pier in people's lives.

Our maternity home, even for many years

A good light is burning in your windows!

(they give pacifiers with a hint of a quick meeting)

Leading:

Dear women! Today you are congratulated not only by your colleagues, but also by grateful patients.

(“patient” in pajamas, wearing a towel turban on his head, holding a heating pad or bedpan, singing to the tune of the song If I were a Sultan)

If I were a sultan, I would drive out all my wives,

I would be surrounded by the beauty of nurses.

You are smart and kind, oh, so good!

They conquered me with the breadth of their soul.

It's not very bad to have three wives.

The patient is better from any side.

I went to the treatment room to see Tanya in the morning,

Then Galina gives me an injection,

Zulfiya, look, he’s carrying a thermometer,

And Irina serves compote at lunch.

It's not bad at all to have three wives,

It’s much better to take it and get sick!

(presents candy or fruit in a bag - “transfer from home”)

Leading:

And one more congratulations from the massage parlor workers. (singing to the tune of the song “The Last Battle”)

We haven’t had a rest since eight in the morning for so long,

We just didn’t have time to relax with you:

We stood at the table for almost half a day,

But our patient is handsome, healthy and cheerful.

And to you, girls, healthy bodies,

And kindness and prosperity,

Beautiful love, successful deeds,

It's time for us to go, goodbye everyone.

(they are presented with a gift “the best massage product” - a bottle of vegetable oil)

Leading:

And in conclusion, we once again congratulate all nurses on this wonderful holiday.

We wish you health and happiness

And we tell you without embellishment:

We love and respect you all,

You are irreplaceable with us!