Dirty SMS to your beloved girl is funny. Dirty SMS to a man Confessing to a man how much I want him

Hello lovely ladies!

Are you sometimes haunted by memories of intimacy with your loved one? If yes, then this is not without reason! Fate dictates that you send him an intimate SMS in which you openly describe your feelings.

  • Darling, today I intend to find all your sexual stashes with my lips!
  • I’ve already laid out a sheet with an exciting pattern (in any case, roses really turn me on)) and I’m ready to pounce on your flesh like a hungry predator!
  • I want to melt in your hot embrace, and then dissolve in the ocean of raging passion!
  • My lovely girlfriend has prepared a surprise for your stallion, and you’ll find out what it is behind the doors of our bedroom!
  • I desired you so much right now that the moans of bliss were about to burst out. Let's hit the gas!)
  • I’m now dreaming of your lips sliding gentle kisses along my back... and we have the whole night ahead of us!
  • Darling, leave your car and fly to me for an intimate pumping!
  • I slowly unbutton the buttons of my blouse... that is, I wanted to say that I'm waiting for you for lunch!
  • Do you think, dear, that we could break the legs of our bed in a fit of uncontrollable carnal desires?

Do you want to feel the taste of the kiss of your beloved man on your lips again? Then a dizzying intimate SMS sent to his phone will come to the rescue.

  • My body would now with great pleasure surrender to your captivity!
  • When I hug a pillow, I want to feel inside me again... your intimate navigator)
  • I associate unearthly pleasure with you, my boy. Maybe we can repeat this love execution?)
  • My orgasm organizer! Let's figure out the seventh sexual level today)
  • My panties want to invite your pocket friend to visit)
  • All my combed pubic hairs belong to you, my beloved little dog)
  • When the sun sets behind the horizon, I look for you with my eyes in the hope of indulging in intimate fun!
  • Darling, my thoughts are confused. So I’m thinking, in what position should I give myself to you today?
  • In my sexual fantasies there is only one hero - you! By the way, I'm completely frozen from nakedness)
  • You know, before I didn’t even think that I was a gambling addict. I'm so wildly attracted to bed games!)
  • Darling, will you join me for a shopping trip? And I’ll show you what gorgeous locker rooms there are)

Intimate SMS for a guy

How to fly away from worldly worries on a cloud of unbridled passion? – The answer is surprisingly simple. Send it to your boyfriend and then everything will start spinning!

  • I am writing to you with all my might. The whole body has already become numb to be in the position that you asked)
  • Today I watched a film about Indians. Maybe you can do some intimate face painting for me?)
  • You know, banana reminds me of you somehow. Just what exactly, I can’t figure out. Maybe you can give me a hint?)
  • My joy, come to me urgently and take away my fatigue! Start with the blouse, and then you know everything yourself)
  • Keep in mind, my love, today there is only YOU on my menu for dinner!
  • You ignited a hot fire in my heart! Now fly and save my body, fireman!)
  • Every string of my flesh wants to get closer to your fibers, which are given to me by invisible signals coming from the groin area)
  • I want you with furious force and to the point of volcanoes all over my body!
  • For me, the most priceless nights of love with you! So let's have a northern night!)
  • My foundation of today's existence is you! I want to dissolve in front of you now in the intimate fog of nudity

It is believed that men constantly think about sex. Otherwise, you, beautiful strangers, do THIS, to put it mildly, less necessary?) Send intimate things without an ounce of embarrassment and there will be something to remember about after the years have passed.)

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Love vulgar poems for a guy

What can excite a guy from a distance better than sending a vulgar poem in which all the most immodest desires and fantasies are written? It's time to show your boyfriend all your passion, emotions and imagination - send him a vulgar SMS that will literally explode his imagination and won't allow him to sit still. A dirty SMS is a great solution for developing relationships, especially if you have been in a relationship for a long time and want to bring back the lost spark in the relationship. Choose a suitable vulgar verse from the catalog that will appeal not only to you, but also to him, because you should know the tastes of your other half.

Oh, how I want you...
The whole body trembles
My hands are shaking, my legs can’t support me,
I don’t know what to do myself.
I want you now and again
Yesterday, today, tomorrow and always!
I am ready to repeat to you all the time:
"Love you! I love! Want! Want you!"
Want you! I want to you!
I want to be with you! I want it everywhere!
You in myself...Myself in You...
And with you...And with myself...
You... myself...
Yourself... You...

You knead my breasts, my nipples get hard,
Kissed belly
Caressed too, hands are becoming bolder,
One of them is already thrusting into me
Swollen organ full of greedy sperm
Ready to instantly explode into hundreds of splashes!
We jump in a frantic and nervous rhythm,
To merge together in a wonderful moment!

I'm on my back, and you, with your legs spread,
You stand and watch me without clothes.
Come in, knight, you are tired from the road!
Come in and experience the flower of hope to your heart's content!
Your stem gently enters my bud,
Awakening in me an animal cry of passion!
Now, like a shot, it will explode in me,
A magic bullet of feelings and voluptuousness!

Hands caress my body
Tormenting trembling flesh,
So hot and so skillful
Crotch, chest, then belly!
Foreplay with almost orgasm
Come on, my love, come on,
It became humid in the cave of passion,
And don’t finish until the morning!

I want you with screams and moans,
I want you to be inside me
I want with open curtains
Let everyone see me on you!
I want my clothes to tear
I want it hard everywhere, everywhere!
I'm a bad girl now
And you really like me like this!
I want on the balcony, in the kitchen,
On the floor, against the wall, on the window,
I cum while sitting on a chair,
You cum, bent over on the table!

Your rod is swollen and ready to fight
To plunge sharply into the honey cave,
And retreat, and again break with force,
And erupt in a stormy stream!

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Your movements towards
They'll drive me crazy again.
And I will answer you stronger -
You ask for it yourself.
We, forgetting about the neighbors,
Let's turn the bed into a swing,
To fly among the constellations,
And rock the globe slightly...
After all, you don’t remember the word “Enough”
You whisper to me: “More! More!.."
And pauses are completely inappropriate,
When both feel good.
It's like we're with you for the first time,
Although we have known each other for hundreds of years.
And our bedrooms are golden
Painted in a magical color.
What is it - morning or evening?
Where are you and I, in what country?
Your movements towards
Both passion and tenderness give me!
Breaking the laws of time
Summer and winter fell in love...
Your movements and moans
They're going to drive me crazy now!

Give me the incomparable light of your orgasm!
Let the sweet lights blaze like star garlands!
Arrange for me a love festival of unprecedented beauty!
Give me all of you...To the bottom...Give me!
Give me the power of the pulse of erogenous shock!
I will absorb all your moans until the slightest breath!
In these guttural sounds of Nature itself there is a revival!
Give me yourself...All...To the last crumb!
Take the juices of my yearning flesh for yourself!
Steal my mind! Drink your heart out! Create a miracle of love!
Receive me quickly! I'm languishing! The body asks for a fairy tale!
Take me to yourself...Into yourself...Take me!

I'll pour a glass of dry red wine
And I'll give this girl a drink...
And already, drunk without wine,
I'm burning with desire to see...
To spin you around in a crazy dance
Exciting the body, with a kiss on the shoulder
To hold you close, in a trance...
How tender you are.... oh how hot you are....
One move.... dress on the floor....
Your silhouette is so attractive...
I touch passionately.... I'm in the heat....
And I feel the girl cum...
....I cum myself with rapture!!!

Giving me a midnight kiss
You will give me the main words
You know that on this starry night
You are the only one for me, and I am the only one for you
And then dawn - how long have we been sitting?
Looking into each other's clear eyes
How long did the birds sing this night?
And how beautiful the skies were...

Cupid's steps in a dark room,
The candle on the window is burning out -
You playfully feed the tiger from the hands
And bathe in sweet wine.
Radiant moment of temptation
The thread of desire has stretched -
Climbing along forbidden paths,
To quench your thirst for love.
A formidable predator is ready to attack,
He stood up and stood at his full height -
You are trembling and there is no salvation,
All doubts go downhill.
The night was filled with hot moans,
I grabbed you in my arms -
And, raising the weightless sails,
The rake-ecstasy rules the roost...

Come on, let's divide the love in half -
You are one part of love, I am another part.
Passion will call you to its hands,
Whispering into the earring: “Hello, dear.”
You will tell me that you are all alone:
In dreams, rain, fog and frost...,
That there's a cold moon above the window
A yellow rose sobs into your eyes.
Oh, I really want to warm you up.
And accept suffering from your soul...
Blizzards whistling in the gardens in winter,
May we burn in the nights with the fire of desire!
And I swear to burn in you - to the ground. –
To be born - again - with a new light.
The blizzard swept the area all around,
Painting the night sparkling white.
Kiss again! - I beg you, stronger! –
For everything that was and for everything that will be...
And don’t be chilled by the snowy days...
Nothing will cool me down now!
Passion has called you to its hands,
Whispering into the earring: “Hello, dear!”
...Come on, let's divide the love in half?!–
I am part one of love. You are another part

I bask in your youth,
I drink it like sweet hops
Oh, caressing freshness of lips,
The bed beckons you into your arms...
Peak of pleasures, sin is not a sin,
The fire rages with passion in the veins.
Oh happiness, joy and success,
And rapture in the lovely features.
Give me youth, my boy!
With you my soul is reborn,
May there be night under the moon,
I sin again and repent again.

I want you shamelessly and viciously!
I want to give myself to you until the end!
Furiously, submissively, overtime,
So that your sweat drips from your face onto your chest!
I want you in the bathroom and in the kitchen,
In the hallway and at the dacha of friends!
I want it until we drop dead
Tired of crazy caresses and passions!
I want it on the floor and on the balcony,
Clinging to the railing like a tiger
Shamelessly spewing moans of happiness
Into this bottomless and huge world!
I want to fight in the agony of passion,
Tremble with your whole body, melt, scream,
Scratch, bite, cry, curl,
Tear the sheet and cum! Finish! Finish!

Your eyes sparkled with lust,
When you saw me in the shadows of the night
And your gentle hands caressed my shoulders,
And your flesh wanted to be with me!
Kissing tenderly, sweetly reveling,
You drank my love to the dregs.
I opened up to you, without any hesitation,
And outside the window the bright moon was shining.
You stroked every centimeter of the body,
And my heart was breaking out of my chest
You sank lower, lower... and I was thrilled,
I begged, “Keep going! Don't go!
You smell like spring, you taste like honey,
I want to become your toy forever
I love your insatiable mouth
There are no sweeter and more tender kisses from you.
Kiss me, be a little rough with me,
I feel desire boiling in my blood.
Caress me, touch my secret lips,
After all, everything is allowed in love!

Place my legs on your shoulders
You will throw it away, wanting only
Enter my narrow passage
And enjoy...
You will enter me with a hard member,
Now freezing, now rushing.
I will give myself to you with my whole body,
Laughing merrily with happiness.
We'll spin in a passionate dance,
Burning with painful fire,
Without getting tired of tumbling...
I don’t care: at night or during the day!
There is only one thing I care about:
So that only you have me,
So that my body is considered personal,
May you always want me!
So that when I first appear
I'm in front of you in reality
Your flesh was filled with juice,
Which is how I love to drink!

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I want to cuddle up to you and not let go, slide my hands along your back, gently kiss your neck. And I can feel your hot kiss on my body... And that’s it - we are alone, just the two of us.

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How sweet is the taste of your kiss and the touch of your hands: you caress your breasts and hips, and then... Then I feel dizzy, I fly away, I want you...

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Tonight be with me my love
Hold me tight tonight
Tonight I want to forget all my problems,
Tonight I want to love you!
* * *
Give me love like this
To make your body shake all night
So that even from a kiss
I was unable to speak,
So that in a plexus of bodies
Can't distinguish either arms or legs...
What else would I want?
So that you can no longer do it!
* * *
Hot lips kiss passionately,
Your hands excite my body
Crazy caresses drive you crazy...
You are like a drug, always intoxicating!
* * *
Why are you looking at me?
Hug me quickly, love,
Kiss, warm me!
I'm tired of waiting for you.
You understand and accept
My body is for you
Take me quickly
I'll give myself up, I'm yours!
* * *
In the middle of the day
Suddenly it became clear:
Living without you is already dangerous,
Without seeing you, I'm dying,
Come quickly
Want you!
* * *
If you see me, don't look
If you suddenly look at me, don’t kiss me,
If you kiss me, don't have sex with me,
If you have sex with me, don't stop!
* * *
My hands slid lower and lower
Hugging and caressing you,
Lips kissed you tenderly
And they whispered: “I want you!”

Why do these words please you so much?
That you kiss me and love me,

But words don't mean anything in our lives
Almost nothing at all...
Prove to me that you love me, that I need you!
So that your soul does not become dark...

* * *
I love the sunrise, I love the sunset,
I love delight and tender gaze,
I love everything that you give me,
When alone at night.
* * *

I will turn your humble dreams into a sweet, thirsty reality. I will do whatever you want, how you want and where you want. I will reveal your secrets that you don’t even know about. I feel you - just one SMS and you will regret not knowing me before...

* * *

I see you every day, undress you with my eyes, touch you in my thoughts and write you virtual sms in which I confess my love to you!

* * *
I'm not a blonde, not a brunette,
I'm not meringue, not marmalade,
I'm just a cheeky flirt
In whose blood there is sweet poison!
Come and check it out!!!
* * *
I want to see you,
I want to hug you,
I want you with my lips
Caress, caress, caress.
I want you to forget
I want you to
I loved madly all night...
I'm all yours now!
* * *
Beautiful as God, you have always been
Now and only for me.
"Come to me!" - I shout to you,
How much I want you!!!
* * *
Warm me in the middle of winter,
Give me some coolness in the summer.
Take me, because I'm yours!
And you know this very well!
* * *
I want, I want to see you
I can't live without you anymore
I want
Cry a lot, a lot
Just very much
I want you!
* * *
I want to love you,
Cruel with passion
I want to drown
In your intoxicating power
I want to burn in love,
Lit by you
I want to be with you
Be with your soul!
* * *
I don't want to fight anymore
I want to love and kiss,
I want to caress and hug,
I want to meow and swim,
Scratch, pinch, bite,
Making love with you!
* * *
I love you, my cat,
I kiss your tummy
And when I see you,
I'll kiss you even lower...
* * *
I want to hug you
Kiss hard and hard
And swim in love all night
And never part!
* * *
I want to come to you, I want to hug you,
Whisper “I love you” and kiss!
And your gaze is tender
Catch again and again
And with every moment,
With every breath
It's crazier to love you.
Warm you up
In a fit of passion,
What could it be
Even more beautiful!
* * *
Caress my body
Sliding my lips...
Kiss me boldly
I'm only yours...
And in a fantasy world
We will be alone -
During ecstasy
Take me!
* * *
My carefree angel
I want you endlessly!
* * *
Swallows fly in the sky
Fishes swim in the water
How I want to stay as soon as possible
I'm alone with you.
* * *
I'm dying of desire
You must save me!
If not, the answer is simple:
I can't control myself
And trouble cannot be avoided!
All we have to do is wait!
* * *

I think about you day and night. Your smile, your eyes, your hair, your strong body and gentle hands drive me crazy! I want you! Come soon!

* * *
I want everything to be gentle for the first time,
So that you take off my clothes,
So that you and I, beloved,
Crazy sex is unique!
The second time so that everything would be passionate,
Cool, sensual and cool,
So that we until the morning dawn
We couldn't stop!
For the third time - as you want,
Any time of the day or night,
I will take any pose,
Just ask, my love!
When we get enough of each other,
When you close your eyes,
I won't sleep anyway,
I will guard your sleep!
So that you are cheerful and fresh in the morning
And we continued to have fun,
Forgetting about all our affairs,
The bodies merged together again!
* * *
It's bad for a cat without sausage,
I feel bad without your affection.
I want you so much
Which is completely unbearable!
* * *
My tongue is mischievous
Wants to play with you.
Wants to enter your mouth
And start it up a little!
* * *
I wonder what you are doing now?
Maybe I should come up to you?
Maybe don't go anywhere?
And we'll have fun in your bedroom.
* * *
All celestial stars
I give you
Only you alone
I always wait and want.
Kiss my lips -
You'll feel the heat
This body is mine
Burns like a fire!
* * *

I will burst into your room with the autumn coolness, and you will be surprised... In the emptiness of the night I will fly over my house like a lovely butterfly, fly to you, bring my tenderness on my wings, like flower pollen, drown you in caresses and love, like a little a boat in a stormy sea... After all, I want you so much, my beloved!

* * *

There is only one world in which my soul feels at home... This is the world of your beautiful eyes... There is only one world in which my hands do not obey me... This is the world of your beautiful body... There is only one a world in which my lips burn with the fire of passion... This is the world of your kisses... I want you! Come to me soon!!!

* * *
I'm physically attracted to you
I'm intoxicated by you
I want to be with you again
An unforgettable night flight
Where there is no word “no”,
To say “wait!”
* * *

My little bunny, are you cold? I so want to warm your fluffy paws, kiss your cold ears, snuggle up to your nose! Ride to me quickly!

* * *
Breath is torn like a bird,
Stuck in the snare of desire,
She doesn't strive for freedom
Only moans of passion on the lips.
* * *
The movement beats like fire
Breath breaks like paper
The palm flutters like a butterfly,
And moisture flows down my back...
* * *
My body is on fire! Dial "01"!
A very strong fire, I can’t cope with it!
Come and put it out quickly!
Or at least write a letter about love.
* * *
Well, why should I be punished?
I can't wait to see you again!
So I'm tormented by guessing,
What's hidden in these swimming trunks...
* * *
You are my sweet boy
I adore you
I want to love you day and night,
I'm burning with passion!
* * *
No need to look for erogenous zones,
My boy, on my body,
The whole body sings from the love ringing,
When we're in bed together!
* * *
I'm in bed like in heaven!
I'm waiting for your SMS.
I'll daydream a little
And I’ll fall asleep, wanting you...
I'll dream about you in my dreams now -
I will appear naked!
* * *
I allow myself to be adored,
I am thrilled and melting from your caresses...
I allow myself to be exposed,
Believe me, I don’t know greater happiness!
I allow myself to be cherished,
Like no one has ever cherished before...
I will rise with you, lovingly,
I bloom like an orchid in you!
* * *
We don't need to go into the forest
To find saffron milk caps,
After all, under our blanket
There are tons of these saffron milk caps!
* * *
I want to see you
And touch your face
And whisper in your ear,
How much I want you...
* * *
I purr with desire,
When you're close
I want you, I kiss you tenderly,
Your pussy!
* * *
My boy, why do I need this?
Why is there no ban?
I want you always,
I keep saying "yes"
I want to date you,
I want to give myself to you!
* * *
Why are you looking at me? Take off your clothes, I'm yours!
* * *
I want to warm you in my palms
And hug your body,
I want to have all the charms
Hug you, don't let go!
* * *
Lips, hands, arms, shoulders...
Shoulders, lips, eternity, moment...
Night, minute, morning, evening...
Storm, abyss, sky, scream...
Whispers, tears, happiness, grief...
Candles, ice, dawn, star...
Sun, flame, heart, sea...
Kiss, wish... Yes!!!
* * *
WANT!
Want you!
Forbidden desire
The involuntary whisper of the January wind,
A distance as vast as eternity,
And there is one thing in it:
I want, I want you!
It's funny, but life has come down to this phrase,
Don't drown out, don't get confused in business,
Once upon a time there was a whim, there was leprosy,
And now, like a spell on the lips.
Want you!
Autumn sadness of the maple,
Even the wind
Even a speck of earthly dust,
To be with you even for a minute!
* * *

I wanted to send you something beautiful, tender, erotic, smart and funny, but I don’t fit on the screen.

* * *
Passions swirled in the dance,
My head is spinning in circles
You and I have failed
How we need each other!
I inhale your caresses,
I dissolve into the radiance of the eye,
It's just that you and I are in a fairy tale,
Let's say to the world: “Goodbye!!!”
* * *
There is nothing nicer and sweeter
Than seeing you, feeling you, touching...
I want to be with you more often,
More precisely, never part!
* * *
Come to me, my love,
The sex will be unique.
Yes, the idea is good
I can't live without my baby!
* * *
Your beautiful body and eyes,
I wanted you, I'm crazy about you,
Burn me with your gaze, call me to follow you,
I want your body and hot love.
I'll get lost in you, like in a passionate fire,
And, enjoying the game, you will drown in me,
We will freeze for a moment, it will be good for us,
You won't forget me, you'll want more...
* * *

Please don’t pretend that you’re working now and can’t think about anything but work... I’m waiting for you at home this evening... Do you know what you’ll eat? Your favorite dish is me... Do you know what sauce I’ll have with it? Cream and strawberry... Mmmm! I kiss you tenderly lower and lower. I love you and look forward to it! Your strawberry!

* * *
I miss you, I wait and I feel
I am your image, all of you,
I just close my eyes,
My soul is carried away!
I want to get closer to you
I want to hug you, and my heart melts,
And hands reach out to you,
But the cute image disappears!
Your image has settled in me
And he has already become completely dear,
And the body demands a date...
Come, stay a little with him!!!
* * *
Nature pushed us together,
Made me wish
And wherever I am,
I want to give myself to you!
* * *
Are you sleeping? Don't sleep, I beg you
Imagine that I'm lying next to you,
That I gently stroke your body,
I boldly drink into your lips
And I whisper quietly in your ear
About how much I WANT you!!!
* * *
My hands slid lower and lower
Hugging and caressing you,
They kissed your lips and chest
And they whispered: “I want you”!
I know that you will write to me now,
Why do these words please you so much?
That you kiss me and love me,
But these are just words...
* * *
I've been boring you all day,
I send SMS and call!
And how come you don’t understand
Because I want you! Want!
* * *
Hello! Firework! Where're you gone?
Are you stuck on the road again?
Is it so difficult to dial my number?
Tell me, how long do I have to wait?
I'll call you now
And I'll tell you how I want
You, my gentle nightingale.
Come, take me quickly!
* * *
I can't live without you,
Without you I am deprived of passion,
I can't love anyone else
I am captivated by your spell, in your power.
* * *
Pressing your forehead against the window,
I'm cooling my ardor.
I am breathing. I live.
You are dear and sweet to me.
Pressing your forehead against the window,
I cool the passion.
I'll forgive. I'll understand.
But don't let me fail.
* * *
Look, so that I can read in your gaze,
Whether you burn with the same fire or not!
Hold me tight, my love,
Burning with passion, take me!
* * *

Expensive! Do you want to win a trip to heaven? Send an SMS to my number and invite me to your place! I will give you heavenly pleasure!

* * *
Falling asleep in the dark
I only think about you.
I'm burning with passion,
I don’t know how to live without you.
* * *

Cute! My body dreams of you! Come soon!

* * *
I guess I'm your angel
And you are my fiery demon,
You are a volcano of passions and desires,
And I am the purity of heaven,
You are a dark secret force
You are a passionate alluring vice,
And I am a gentle virgin angel,
Captivated by your greedy gaze.
* * *
I want to sleep,
But I can't sleep
My soul yearns for you!
My thoughts fly to you,
I want to have sex!
* * *
I will hug you very tenderly,
I will kiss you passionately!
I will learn to be tolerant, faithful...
Just to know that love is not in vain.
* * *
Take me to a fairy-tale world
Where I'll be alone with you
We will have a festive feast there,
Let's indulge in unearthly love!
So that I can see your face
And touch you with my hand,
Give me happiness at least for a moment,
Give yourself all to me alone!
Give me your love
Be yourself with me
Warm my soul with caresses,
Experience the magic with me!
* * *

You are the sweet nectar of paradise fruits, the gentle, warm and cheerful south wind, the gentle breeze of the tropical sea, the sweet-voiced bird of paradise, the intoxicating aroma of a summer meadow. I want you like crazy!

* * *
Divided love
The blood stirs in my veins,
And when you kiss me,
Life comes to me again!
* * *
Sleep, my cat, sweetly, sweetly,
I'll come to you on the sly
I'll kiss you sweetly,
I'll lie down next to you,
Sleep quickly, my dear!
* * *

The spark of your soul, which once pierced my heart, awakened a volcano of feelings in it, from which grew a fiery flower of ever-burning passion and desire for you!

* * *

I want you more than anyone, I want you most of all, I want you always, I want you everywhere, I want you more than my life.

* * *
Hands want to hug you tenderly,
Lips want to kiss you
The body wants to find you
And burn in the arms of love!
* * *
I want you every minute:
And during the day, and in the evening, and in the morning!
I will caress your body
I've wanted him for so long
I will give you all the affection
And then I’ll take you to a sex fairy tale!
* * *
The heart of the bra tears into pieces:
Everyone has love and happiness!
Cute boy! Don't languish!
They sent me an SMS!
* * *
I want you so much, my love,
I live only for you,
I am your tireless angel,
I am your happiness in reality.
* * *
I'm burning with love -
Take me as a gift!
Otherwise you'll die
I'll caress you. "C'est la vie!"
* * *

I miss you very much! And I really want you already. When we meet, we will “eat” and “eat” each other. Do not be bored.

* * *
Good night, my beloved,
My desired, my beautiful!
There is a light in the heart of passion
You rocked it, my hubby!
* * *
Caress my body
Sliding my lips,
Kiss me boldly -
I'm only yours!
Give me a wish
And give away your passion
Luxurious body
Caress with your lips...
* * *
I need you, I want affection again,
I want to come to you, it’s hard for me alone,
I want you to be with me again
My closest and dearest.
I want the touch of hot lips,
I want to look into your eyes
I want to come to you at least for one moment,
So that you understand how much I love you!!!
* * *
I want you, do you hear, I want you!
I want to be with you always!
I'm telling you alone:
“I’m yours, do you hear, YOURS!!!”
* * *
I want to love you,
Touch your lips with my lips,
I want to drink you dry
And swim in the waves of passion!
* * *
The morning has come
No darkness
And in your imagination you
And only you.
You came at night
In an erotic dream,
I'm celebrating the day
With you in mind.
I'm looking forward to our meeting,
I don't sleep at night,
Of course you know -
I want you!!!
* * *
Sleep, my cat,
Sweet, sweet!
I'll come to you on the sly
I'll kiss you sweetly!
I'll lie down next to you,
I will be passionate and mischievous!
And, forgetting about the night's sleep,
We'll be with you until the morning
Love both body and soul!
* * *
What's happening to us
This is more than love,
We understand each other
With a true look and without words.
And without words everything is very clear,
There's emptiness without each other
Caress will fill the void,
Like spring time.
* * *
What short nights
Fate gave us with you,
And, prophesying parting,
We drank each other dry.
Pleasant handjob,
And the heat of kisses, drunk,
Everyone's feelings are heightened,
And my mind left me.
And a sweet moan of pleasure,
And a whisper in the silence of the night
I snatched it from you on the sly,
Without repenting of your guilt.
* * *
You are the wild flame of loving hearts,
You are the best flights of fire,
You are a pre-dawn messenger of burning love,
You have boiling blood in your veins.
You are my light, you are my way,
You are the brightness of a star
You are the rustle of the night reeds,
You are the crown of life,
Your name is LOVE,
You are the tenderness of lovers' nights.
You are my sun, my only light,
You are the best love teacher
As long as you exist, I don't need the dawn
You are the scarlet feeling of dawn.
* * *
We are in the power of love
Millions of years
But still better than passion
There is no feeling on earth.
* * *
I want you day and night
I want it in my dreams and in reality.
Dear, from now on
You are my boy,
I want to surrender to love.
* * *

At the moment, 1 billion people are eating, 1 billion are sleeping, another 1 billion are making love. But I can’t do either the first or the second, because I only want to do the third with you!

* * *

I love you, I kiss you, I can’t wait to get enough of you!

* * *
If you want a lot of affection
Or sex from the heart,
Don't read fairy tales in bed
SMS me!
* * *

Baby, don’t get too tired at work, I’ll need you at night...

* * *
I want you, but it's a secret
This is a secret in my soul.
Now I want to ask you...
Do you want me or not?
* * *
Gently press with your hand,
Take me tenderly, passionately,
Speak to me tender words
And the night will make you dizzy.
* * *
I want to cuddle up to you so much
Swim in love with you all night,
Remember the caresses of your hands
And the taste of your beautiful lips!
* * *
The whole body was trembling,
Waking up in the morning,
The soul was tossing,
Remembering the dream:
He hugged me in it
You are very strong
And kisses
Covered my face.
* * *
Your hair is a shining cascade,
Your enchanting gaze drove me crazy,
It's like I'm in a wonderful garden,
Into the world of dreams, love and magic.
* * *

I want your hands that caress me. I want your eyes that look at me with tenderness and care. I want your body, from which warmth emanates. I want you!

* * *

I, like a little piece of ice, melt in your strong, strong embrace. I am so happy that I have a treasure like you!

* * *
I will be a beautiful, soulless doll,
I will be an obedient doll in everything,
I'll lie like a doll
I'll lie down, I'll sit like a doll,
I'll sit down, I'll be a doll with big eyes,
I'll be a doll you won't forget
And you will be my master.
* * *
“I want you,” the foliage quietly whispers to me...
“I want you,” the wind tells me...
I want you more and more every day...
I want you, may God forgive me...
I want you more than anyone in the world...
I want you and I'm burning with desire...
I want you, I adore you, I love you!
* * *
My bunny! I want you!
I will invite you to my place!
You are my joyful dream and my light,
Write me an answer soon!
* * *
Take all of me quickly
And give your love,
I can not live without you,
I love you very much!
* * *
I suffer, I suffer, I endure
Because I want you so much
But I'm grateful to fate
That the phone gave you
Now I will wait for the call.
Want. Wish. I am waiting. Bye!
* * *
I want to feel your kisses
I admit that I want you.
* * *
I confess: I want you
And I hope for reciprocity.
You answer me. I'm really looking forward to it.
* * *

The first sms: “Put your phone in vibrate mode.” Second SMS: “Put your phone in your front pants pocket.”

Third SMS: “Do you feel how much I love you?”

* * *
When night falls on the city
And the stars shine above,
When my soul can't sleep,
I remember you.
I remember your hands
Your smile and eyes
And may we be apart today,
I still want you...
* * *

Every day I realize more and more that you are firmly established in my heart and mind!!! Every cell of my body is filled with you!!! You are like a ruler: you have completely subjugated me!!! You are like fire: you just have to touch it and the burn will remain for life!!! Only from your glance, even if it is accidental, does my flesh come to life, only from your touch do I burn to the ground!!! Only you can ignite the passion in me!!! One has only to think about you, and I immediately become crazy, a frantic fire appears in my eyes, everything around me merges into your image!!! And only thanks to you I turned into a source of inexhaustible feelings!!!

* * *
The bunny is gray, like in a fairy tale,
Closes his eyes with his paw,
The bunny is crying without warmth -
Love left him.
The bunny is crying without love!
Take me quickly!
* * *
My dear cat!
Kisses on the tummy!
I love and cherish
I'm just having fun!
* * *
Let the fire of love power
Warms the globe,
Let passion come to you
With sms and with me!
* * *

The night is so dark, I'm alone again. I miss you so much at this moment. I really, really want to hug you and gently whisper something in your ear!

* * *
I want to be with you forever,
I want to love you alone,
So that with every second into infinity
Fly away with you and be there forever!
* * *
No, this is not a confession
Not a promise at all -
Embrace my tender arms!
I'm waiting for you, my dear friend!
* * *

Do you know what associations I have with the words “excitement”, “attraction”, “passion”, “romance”, “tenderness”, “adoration”? My association is you! I miss! I love! I am waiting!

* * *
I want to see you so much
No, I can't do this anymore!
I think I'm about to cry
I want you so much!
* * *

I want to make you the happiest man on this earth! I want to enjoy you every minute and I want to give all my tenderness, warmth, care, affection... I love you!

* * *
I'll give you the dawn
Moon and stars, moonlight
And a breath of wind,
So tender
Like a touch of lips.
I'll give myself to you
Because I want you!
* * *
Don't talk about desire!
You can ruin everything with words,
Prove it with your deeds
With eyes, tenderness, lips,
Scattered with fragrant flowers,
Don't talk about him out loud...
* * *
You are ghostly and gentle as silk,
I'm drowning in your touch
You are wild and mysterious, like a wolf,
I'm going to the bottom from your love.
Your kisses make me sick,
And even if it hurts sometimes,
I know that I will fall in love with you again,
And the pain is nothing in comparison.
You burn like fire in my eyes,
Like a flame, you kindle passion in me,
You will soon burn my entire soul to ashes,
And yet I am ready to fall at your feet.
* * *
Oh, if I could become a snowflake
I could fly to you
Melt in your breath,
In your palm to die of passion!
* * *
I came, sat by the door,
Nervously fiddling with the clips.
There was something else I wanted...
Damn it... Oh, yes - you!
* * *
Dream about me today, please
Just be sure to dream!
Dream erotic
And very energetic!
* * *
I invite you to my place,
I promise a nice evening
It'll just be you and me.
I've been wanting you for a long time!
* * *
I kiss you
In your hot nose!
I really want you
You are my cat
I'm your doggie!
* * *
You are the most affectionate and gentle
The whole planet is serene!
I always want and wait for you,
Believe me, I'm completely yours!
* * *
Whisper to me gently, affectionately: “I want”
I will give the key to my heart to you alone,
I will spend the best moments with you,
Ocean of love and sea of ​​happiness
We will be completely covered.
I dream this sweet dream again and again,
Feel the blood boiling in your veins,
I sincerely hope it will always be like this,
My sleep will never be interrupted!!!
* * *
Dear and glorious, you are my cat!
I want you with all my soul!
I want to be with you all my eternity
And surrender to you with all infinity!
Love your little doll too,
Who loves your big thing,
Your lyalka always feels good,
When her boy is next to her!!!
* * *
Squeeze me tight
Kiss me greedily
Love me like that
To make it pleasant.
Forget the word timidity
Caress my body
Give away your passion
To make everything hurt.
Throw back the covers
Feel the desire
Imagine sweet
A moment of possession.
Don't be afraid of mistakes
After all, we are not saints,
We won't remember
The past is ours from now on.
Just believe in happiness
Breathe tenderness into me,
And this night for us
Brings serenity...
* * *
You're brighter than a ray of light
You're sweeter than candy
You are the best, I know
I'm dying of passion!
* * *
How can I give you happiness?
Do you want, any desire
Can I do it overnight?
I am waiting! Come on a date.
* * *

My passion for you is so huge that in one message I can only send one small piece of it! But I think this should be enough for you to understand how much I want you!

* * *

I was terribly lucky today! In the evening I will make love with the most beautiful, strong and charming man in the world! Can you guess who it is? Of course, you, my love!

* * *

They say that men do not understand subtle hints at all. Let's check? I'm at home, all alone, lit candles, turned on slow music, put on a transparent peignoir... What are your options?

* * *

You said that you are burning at work: so get out of there as soon as possible! After all, it will be much more pleasant to burn in my hot embrace...

* * *
Out of reach again,
All I can do is dream
About the taste of lips, about the light of eyes,
Please answer now...
* * *
Hands here or there?
You know, honey,
Decide youself!
I'll kiss you, I'll hug you
And I’ll take off everything unnecessary!
* * *
Your hands, your caresses
I will never forget
I almost found myself in a fairy tale
I still want to go there...
* * *
I wouldn’t mind spending time with you
(All in languor and anticipation)
This hot summer night
And make any wish come true!
* * *
Well, what kind of phrase: “I’m yours,
Yours both body and soul"?
I will say this: “Take me,
I capitulate without a fight."
* * *
I want to be in your arms again,
I want to kiss you.
“I want,” I repeat like a spell,
And I can’t describe my feelings for you...
* * *
I should be a little depraved with you,
Or maybe modest and timid?
I want to make it so nice
May the passion in you boil all night!
* * *
I promise you: there will be night and moon,
I will give you what I owe for a long time,
You got the hint, right? So come quickly!
Only night, only passion and love ahead!
* * *
I'm waiting for you: I put on a dress,
And the neckline revealed her chest...
So the body is waiting for your hugs!
Don't forget contraceptives.
* * *
My problems and your affairs...
Although I no longer notice the time,
Maybe just a little warmth,
Otherwise I’m already burning with passion.
* * *
I remember last night
Where only passion and love reigned,
You know, honey, I'm not at all averse
Repeat the adventure again.
* * *
I want the fairy tale to come true,
A little is needed: just a caress
And a drop of your love.
My prince, take me quickly!
* * *
Give me heaven again!
Even though our love is earthly,
Promise me bliss -
This is my crazy dream!
* * *
I'm sitting at home alone,
It is dark outside,
Come to me, dear,
Let's have sex, you and I!
* * *
Sometimes I want to be the wind
Sometimes in June rain,
Sometimes I die at dawn
When we're in bed together.
* * *
And today it snowed - white, white,
I forgot my fear, became brave,
I confess: I want you, but in absentia,
Tell me, what about me? Just for sure.
* * *

Tonight I'm going to dream about you. I just don’t know if I should say goodnight to you?

* * *
I'll fly to you in the night
I will be an angel of love.
I'll sit on your bed
And I will kiss you tenderly.
* * *

I want to be a daisy in your hands, so that you, wondering “loves or not,” would tear off my clothes, like their delicate petals! And in the end I would understand: he loves me!

* * *

I want to be your mobile phone so that I can constantly feel your hands on my body... Charge from your charger, while making sounds of different tones!

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A good way to attract attention or a subtle hint of intimacy?

A passionate letter is a universal, original technique to show your feelings and desires to a representative of the stronger sex. I know and will share with you the tricks and subtleties of messages so that your beloved man will be conquered by your talents. Make sure how your relationship will take on new colors after my recommendations.

Types of Passionate Letters

There is no single classification of secret notices, but according to the method of execution they are:

Electronic

The main task is to intrigue the guy so that the letter does not go to the deleted mail.

Paper

The standard version of the message, written by hand, will appeal to loved ones and loved ones.


Combined

This type combines elements of electronic and paper notices. The point is that the object of affection receives a beautiful envelope, which contains printed and explicit text on a white sheet of A4 paper.

Intrigue and originality are the main advantages of this method.

Who to write to and under what circumstances

Conventionally, I distinguish two categories of people to whom passionate messages can and should be written.

Lover or spouse

If the relationship has passed the “candy-bouquet period” stage, but the guy is in no hurry to move to a new level of relationship and does not understand the hints. An unusual notice in writing will help achieve what you want. You know every gesture, look and movement of your spouse by heart. But a text message is an excellent reason to diversify your intimate life and look at your relationship from a different angle. If the distance with your loved one has become a temporary barrier, then tender news will make your soulmate think only about you during separation. It is extremely undesirable to send secret messages to your husband through work contacts, so as to avoid misunderstandings. Such notices are an unnecessary detail for the team in which the husband works.

Object of admiration

If with such notices you deliberately seek to quarrel a married couple, then remember the heroine from the Soviet film “Office Romance” - Olga Ryzhova.


Still from the film “Office Romance”

The woman became a laughing stock for everyone. Although I sympathized with this woman, she exceeded the acceptable limits of a hero’s patience. After such amateur activities, your relationship may deteriorate forever before it even begins.


  1. Write yourself and from the heart. The text should be written by you, and not by templates and cliches from the Internet. If you don’t have enough imagination to express your feelings on paper, then before using the text you like, write: “Hello, my beloved! Although I am not the author of these lines, they fully express my deepest desires and thoughts.”.
  2. Hint, but don't reveal. The text should contain vulgar hints that allow the lover to imagine and come up with ideas on his own. For example, the content of the message may contain the following phrases: “The touch of lips and hands creates a fluttering butterfly effect in my body, because of which it is ready to burn with pleasure.”.
  3. Don't turn into a love confession. The purpose of the message is to express your innermost thoughts and desires, allowing you to change relationships. Do not call the desired bunny, cat, fish in such a context are inappropriate.

My letter

Despite the free style in his intimate narration, it is necessary to determine the role of the beloved in the text, depending on his preferences: lord, lion, tiger, leopard, wolf, sultan, king, king, master.

Let me give you an example of my message for my husband. It was written under the influence of the series “The Magnificent Century”.

Hello, my stern and decisive Sultan!

Your slave and concubine eagerly awaits her sentence. And here I am standing in front of you. My lips are 5 centimeters away from the long-awaited kiss. And this moment has come. Imperious touches of lips, rapid heartbeat, heat in the lower abdomen - the best verdict. Your grace is my chance to show you what unearthly bliss is. A gentle whisper, a kiss on the lips, ear and neck will make you break the conventional shackles of clothing. And now the soul and body are completely naked before your superiority. And we are ready to touch and receive unearthly bliss. The captivity of your lips, arms and legs will not let you go so easily. In my eyes you will read the answers to all questions related to the search for new points of contact. You will not forget this night, and tomorrow I will come to the halvet again at your order and the call of the flesh.

Devoted favorite and slave

I realize that the text is not perfect, but it reflects the main recommendations: sincerity, creativity, unobtrusive hints. My husband was delighted, and our relationship began to sparkle with new, bright colors.

Each message is an individual confession of the deepest intimate desires. More expression, improvisation, courage, originality, and your significant other or potential gentleman will never miss such a fatal and temperamental, creative woman.

Oh yes, the other day a friend
asked me to help her.
the thing is that they are with a guy
decided to do one
interesting activity and
namely, by sending to each other
messages like "who came first"
It’s possible.” I agreed. It’s true
got carried away and had to send 8
sms)). I’ll post below what happened, and now
I will say that we achieved the result. boy
was dumbfounded and with his love
masturbate went to the toilet... ;)

Imagine, honey, you came to pick me up
I say I'll go away for a minute
shower room
But.. I’m delayed, you’re coming to find out what
I'm so
delayed and see the next one
picture:
I'm practically naked, I'm wearing only
lace lingerie and black stockings,
daring makeup and hair on the face
straight, loose.
You stand in amazement at the door, and I
I'm coming towards you languidly
meeting, I give you naughty
kiss,
you come to your senses and try
touch me
I take your hands in mine and don’t let you come to me
touch,
at the same time I start kissing you,
clinging to you
body, chest - you're on edge, trying
break out, but I don't
I admit this, I decide for your trick
punish you
I push you against the wall, I lift you up
leg and rub against yours
thigh organ, oh yes! I feel like you
excited!
I hug you, I hold your hands
back. I start kissing yours
chin, I do it so that you have
one gets the impression
as if it’s not him at all, but that you
you call
my Friend... mmm... going lower,
kiss the neck, lower, chest,
even lower, finally I got to
base of the abdomen,
you sigh nervously, it’s already difficult for you
hold, however
I unbutton your jeans with one hand,
and I lower my hand
towards your heated
body.
mmm... Darling, you always had it
so big? it doesn't matter, I want
taste it. Oh my God! How are you
amazing,
from your body, from your taste, from your
smell
I feel dizzy! I'm all wet!
I'm coming up,
I let go of your hands and they kiss you
sharper and
passionate, you answer me. You
you want me!
Your hands sweep through mine like a whirlwind
gorgeous body! you push away
me and tear off your T-shirt,
kiss me and again
you push away to take off your jeans. You
naked! oh Baby! You
wonderful! you're coming to me
grab me with your strength
hands around the waist and sits on
washing machine,
release the bodice strap and begin
greedily absorb your
lips my body! "Lord, Darling, I'm all
I'm burning!"
you pull my panties down
you spread my legs and give me a sharp push
come in!
We move at the same pace, so we
Fine!
you grab my buttocks and pushes
become more daring
and assertive. I feel you so much
good as ever
earlier! I'm already on the edge!
my groans are getting louder and
interruptions,
and you are already at the limit! and here's another one
final push and we're like
striker and goalkeeper, you score - I
I'm catching
everything is synchronous and clear! we're finishing.
in wild passion you press me to
yourself even stronger... later,
Already exhausted, I kiss your lips. You
was wonderful darling!

Any guy, one way or another, loves everything about it. Especially if this vulgarity comes from his beloved girl. So if you want to please him and pleasantly surprise your loved one, then send short, vulgar SMS to your beloved guy. Don't be afraid to seem frivolous and stupid. There is nothing stupid in this gesture at all. With its help, you can emphasize not frivolity, but courage and determination. Well, in any case, your boyfriend will be very happy to receive something like this on his phone.

This kind of vulgarity, present in communication between a couple, gives the relationship new colors, new emotions and new impressions. And if you consider that it is diversity that in many ways fuels interest, then taking such a step is not only possible, but even necessary. So put all doubts aside and act right now. Well, we will help you in this matter.

Vlio.ru has a large collection of beautiful vulgar ones, each of which can be exactly what you need to realize your plans. Just look through the presented options, select the most suitable ones and send them to your favorite guy. Believe me, you won't regret it!


I know everything about the secrets of sex
We discovered them together -
Darling, wake up your reflexes,
Love me in the arms of darkness.


I want you always...
No need for food anymore...
I remember every sigh and groan,
Come into my dreams in reality!


Well, what kind of phrase: “I’m yours,
Yours both body and soul"?
I will say this: “Take me,
I capitulate without a fight."


I want to cuddle up to you
Stay with you all night,
Hug you, caress you,
Kiss tenderly and tenderly!


I want to appear naked
Before you, my dear, at sunset,
So that you can kiss me
And caress on the spacious bed.


I just melt from you
I feel weakness in my body.
Well, hurry up, come on already,
Help me undress!

I love you like the sky loves the stars,

I love it like a cloud loves the moon.

Everything is very serious with you and me,

And without you it’s so difficult for me to sleep.

You are dear to me, and this is no coincidence,

I got it as a gift from fate.

And there is no secret in my feelings,

It will help you test yourself seriously.

But this is not an evil curse at all.

Alex Kudinov Sheffer and children, all rights reserved

And what is it?

Busy today

but now...

it's about to go

which means it will be

some story from the soul

I would like to say a lot

To friends and her, just one

That feelings and thoughts are like a comet

jump-jump - here's the line

jump - second...

verse graceful or vulgar

it's not for me to judge

let the purity

only washed in your head

and may your soul be pure

leave the absurdity of an evil word

don't think badly of anyone

and you will see

you will live many more years than that one

who is angry like a morel in wrinkles

All the evil of that fate is a seal

Live, love, and be beautiful

your soul's ballet step

holy Land

Alexey Kudinov-Sheffer (A.K-Sh.) - Miele

Your soul is a ballet step

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And let it turn out to be a lie every time, but only faith gives love strength and joy.* * *If you only touched my heart with your lips, you would feel

not only the taste of my body, but also the love and tenderness with which I treat you!* * *I want to see you,

I want to hug and kiss.

How I miss you,

I can’t say it in words!* * *I’m melting like a little piece of ice in your strong, strong embrace and I’m so happy,

that I have such a treasure as You!* * *The candle is burning, burning out.

People live and die.

Live don't die

don't forget me! * * *

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Dirty SMS..

It didn't taste that disgusting, just like beer. But after that, I still decided to swallow a slice of lemon, fearing an ectopic pregnancy.

Masha, fear God! Fourth hour - "A little more!" And stop swearing, I'm a person, not a vibrator!

Night. Street. Flashlight. Pharmacy.

I buy Vaseline.

There are two more people with me:

One is Armenian, the other is Georgian.

Don't have 100 friends, but have their girlfriends

You know that: a body immersed in a body loses flexibility and secretes fluid!

Like every man, I carry a weapon of violence with me!

Whatever you say, it’s still nice to wake up with the feeling of living in your underpants!

My baby is growing beyond his years

And already confuses adult ladies,

When you take it in your hands,

You won’t find a more powerful club....

Yesterday I suppressed all my sexual desires, so much so that only a wet spot remained.

Honey, one more look like that and the zipper on my jeans will break!

Neat Marinka

She unzipped my fly.

It's good that I unbuttoned it,

The boredom was immediately blown away by the wind

Come to me, my love, there will be unique sex. Yes, the idea is good, I can’t live without the “baby”

The thirst for sex is not a vice, all it takes is one call.

If you are interested, send an SMS immediately

And arriving at the station,

We wished the commanders

So that their penis gets erect like that,

As if on a wake-up call, we got up.

If you don't have balls, you need someone who has two.

Erotica is when you watch and you like it, but pornography is when you watch and you want...

Looking for something intimate! (DO NOT offer a job)

It's not without reason that people dream about erogenous places!

He hits with his hoof, digs the ground,

Young sperm.

Student remember! Don't throw trash out the window: children find it later... and cheat it!

Do you want a trick? We go to my place, have sex, and then... you disappear!

You and I were lying on the bed,

The stars smiled outside the window,

We already had time to lie down on the bed,

We didn't have time to fall asleep.

The caress just remained

Lips touched the close mouth,

They just exuded blissful lubricant,

Sex and sports began quietly.

The arms hugged me more and more,

The body was giving a massage to the body,

The muscles became more and more free,

Amploidy went into a frenzy...

Unusual declarations of love. declaration of love to a guy, a man. the most exclusive and original confessions. ways and methods.

An unusual declaration of Love to a guy, a man. The most exclusive and original confessions.

The most unusual thing in life is peace. The most important thing is love. Combine the unusual and the beautiful! Live in a world of love!

Love is a Beautiful Thing. Sometimes, however, the banality that concerns her gets boring. People are looking for more and more new ways to express their feelings in an original way.

WITH look how many of them were found! You won't get bored! Unusual declarations of love:

  1. In the snow, right under the window, you can write his name and any confession. But not with ordinary paint. The whole unusual thing is that the name should be laid out from candles. The kind that you have often seen and see in cakes. Remember, right? It must be a dark evening. You must have a lighter and a mobile phone. Dial his number, ask him to look out the window. In ten minutes, not earlier. Light the candles, adjusting each of them so that everything is perfect.
  2. Come to his house. Talk to him. Just talk. You need to wait until he offers you a cup of tea or coffee. If he offers, say that you want to make him some coffee or tea yourself. Instead of sugar, add salt to your drink. The same number of spoons as sugar would put. Do everything so that he doesn’t notice that something is wrong. You can make yourself tea with sugar and drink it with pleasure. You can have coffee. When he asks why you mixed up salt and sugar, say that you oversalted him. Fell in love. And give him your tea. Seal your “absent-mindedness” with a kiss.
  3. Find any T-shirt in his things. No inscriptions or pictures. Steal her away from him for a while. Take it to where they apply it to clothes. Ask them to make an inscription with a confession (you can figure out which one for yourself). Tell me what color and size the inscription should be. Pay the money. And everything will be done in the best possible way! No one had ever given him such a surprise! Then, choosing a convenient time, give him this T-shirt in person, or leave it in the most visible place…. He definitely needs to notice her.
  4. An unusual confession can also be written on a mug. Also, of course, not independently. There are mugs that, when heated, “show” a pattern or many patterns on them. Why not space for imagination? Specialists will put whatever you want on the mug. You can, to make it more “pretty,” put yours on it. No general photos? Take a photo or use only his photo. In general, it will be beautiful!
  5. Confess your love on the radio! What's unusual? The fact is that the whole country will hear your confession. And he (your beloved) will be pleased to realize this fact. If you are embarrassed to admit your voice, write messages on the air! If there is no obscene or vulgar content in it, the confession will definitely be read and commented on by the radio host.
  6. If he doesn’t even know about your feelings for him yet, if you want to confess your feelings “unnoticed”…. This can be arranged! Like that. You meet in the park. You walk, talk, joke around. The moment your heart is filled with feelings, you begin to confess “from afar.”

Example:

“What gorgeous weather! I like this fine rain, its cool droplets…. I like you too! I love you, to be honest….. What day of the week is it today?”

If you don’t like the methods and methods, watch how others do.

WITH Look at the impressions these unusual people leave:

Karina, 20 years old, Yekaterinburg: I ​​was fourteen…. What a fool I was! Fell in love with one boy. And he seemed to be in love with me too. But he did not talk and did not talk about love. I decided to say everything so as not to suffer. True, I didn't say. I wrote. On the bench. With markers! But I didn’t know that, due to inattention, he would sit on the inscription! He was then wearing snow-white trousers... Which ceased to be snow-white after just a few moments. At first he was angry, he laughed... Then he admitted that no one gave him such surprises. We have not separated and are not planning to. This “unusuality” helped us start a relationship. I'll marry him soon! He proposed to me!

Kamelia, 31 years old, Poltava: My beloved has a big sweet tooth. To make it interesting and useful, I ordered a huge cake. The word “love” was written on it many times. I really liked this cake. Slavik appreciated my efforts. A year later, on our holiday, he also ordered a cake. Even larger in size! It said: “I love you very, very much too!” It was a pity to eat such sweetness.

Antonina, 23 years old, Zaslavl: My aunt works as an elevator operator. I took advantage of this and asked her to stop the elevator for a few minutes while my beloved and I were riding in it. Auntie couldn't refuse me. In those moments I told him how much I loved him. It's good that he doesn't suffer from claustrophobia. I bought my aunt three boxes of her favorite chocolates. She said that she is the coolest aunt in the world. And Artemka and I have been together for a long time... And our love does not fade away. True, now he avoids elevators. Walks on foot up all the stairs. I was probably scared by the unusual nature of my confession.

What did you come up with? What unusual thing have you prepared for your beloved guy? Choose from the above. Or turn on all the cells of your imagination. Any option is unusual. If your love is real.

Don't worry if nothing comes to mind. Creative crisis happens to everyone.

To be continued. . .

Original declarations of Love.- I want to tell you beautifully that I love you!

Confessions in Poems. - Declaration of Love to a guy, a man.

Beautiful words about Love.- I want to tell you this, my love.

Declarations of love to a guy in verse

“It’s like I’m in a fairy tale”

It's like I'm in a fairy tale

When we met you.

All the words in the world will not be enough,

To express my love.

I've never loved so much

I've never flown like that.

You have become the sweetest thing for me,

Be with me forever!

"Best guy in the world"

You are the best guy in the world,

And I don’t hope for the case

But the feelings cannot be expressed in words,

Can't even describe them in dreams!

I can turn the Earth around,

To prove your love!

"You are my other half"

You are my best in the world,

And this verse is dedicated to you.

You and I are alone on the planet -

Let's divide the love into two.

You can read in the depths of my eyes,

How I love you madly

You are my other half,

And you will remain her forever!

"Without you my heart burns"

Without you my heart burns

And I live with you again.

The thought of happiness warms me,

Let it happen in reality.

I confess to you my feelings,

I love you very much.

Even if sometimes I feel sad,

But you will warm my soul!

"When the heart beats in sync"

When the heart beats in sync,

When eyes meet

When from strong feelings of immeasurable

A tear rolls down involuntarily

I understand that it's the same as before

I will never be again

After all, life has given great happiness -

Love you with all my heart!

“I decided to confess to you”

I decided to confess to you

That I have loved you for a long time!

I forgot about everything in the world,

I always catch your every glance!

Could you love so purely

As selfless as I am?

And this feeling is so radiant

Love love love you!

“We often argue pointlessly”

We often argue pointlessly

“We break up” sometimes -

Characters from all the stories

What goes from mouth to mouth.

Every girl, however,

A hero is seen in dreams,

And fate gives me signs

Why should I be with you?

"I can't be silent"

If a girl confesses her love -

That says a lot

You save this confession,

Let it inspire you to heroism!

Yes, I'm telling you - I love you,

Although this is not easy for me,

Still, I can’t remain silent,

And I give you a piece of the sun!

"I love you and happy soul"

Say that I love you

That I’m ready to give everything for you,

Your dreams, and heart, and hopes -

All this will not show tender feelings!

I love you and happy soul,

That I meet you every day!

Now you know everything, now you see

I hope you won't offend me!

“I love you, mon amour!”

Brutal, daring, proud of himself,

I'm probably used to winning.

To be with any beauty,

You don't have to wait long.

But for some reason you don't look

On faces in glamorous paint.

You cherish and cherish me alone.

I love you, mon amour!

“Today I’m talking about love”

I'm talking about love today

Which is a hundred times stronger than all earthly feelings,

I give it from my heart to my dear one

A gentle kiss and this verse.

If you're nearby, it's so easy for me.

The big world is bright and beautiful.

And the soul soars so high

He only wants one thing - to be with you...

“It will be a good day”

It will be a good day, I know.

Together with me at this hour

You wake up and, smiling,

You'll go to the kitchen to put some tea on.

And you and I at the same time

Taking the kettles off the stove...

And today certainly

You and I will meet each other!

“I want to hug you so much!”

I can neither eat nor sleep.

I want to hug you so much!

I will remember your lips, shoulders -

My soul will feel better.

You turned my head

There is no more strength from love.

Call and I will come...

I just love you!

“I can’t live a day without you”

I can't live a day without you

And not a night to live in peace.

It's just cold without you.

There's simply no point in living anymore.

So hear my love,

My beloved and dearest.

And in return, give yours.

I always want to be with you!

“I’m looking forward to meeting you again”

I'm looking forward to meeting you again,

I'm burning with impatience.

I want to hug you by the shoulders,

And whisper “I love you” to you.

I want to smile at each other

Enjoy every moment.

And be the happiest person in the world,

And the best couple on the planet!

“It’s very difficult to confess your love”

It's very difficult to confess love,

Sometimes it’s simply impossible -

After all, timidity and shame always dream,

Even though it tears you apart from the inside

I have this feeling today,

But still I will become brave -

And I'll scream to the whole planet,

About the fact that I love you!

“I want to be with you!”

you from the moment we met

At night I see in my dreams.

Although they say that time heals,

But it won't help me.

And everything I need to be happy is

Make eye contact with you.

It's so hard to tame feelings

I want to be with you!

“You and I have been together recently”

You and I have been together recently,

We are the bride and groom

It is still difficult to name

I just want to say -

When I met you,

Love came to life in my heart!

Maybe the times will come -

And they will call us family!

“I get lost next to you”

I get lost next to you,

Sometimes I don't know what to say

I laugh inappropriately, I immediately repent:

You may not understand everything correctly.

After all, I, a reasonable girl,

I don't recognize myself.

The soul of a ballad draws thinly

With a simple plot: I love you!

"I will always be there"

I'll be close

I will be near,

All my tenderness

I'll give it as a reward

I'll take it in my palms

Warmth and affection,

To you with love

I give it for good luck!

"My declaration of love"

Love is like water to me

All living things around are nourished,

Love for me is forever,

Only she conquers me.

Declaration of love at this hour

I am sending you, dear friend,

I will say without unnecessary embellishment -

I love you and I don’t hide it!

“I will protect my love from the snow”

I will protect my love from the snow,

From an evil word or person!

I wouldn't trade her for anything

And the time to talk about it has come!

I love you like I’ve never loved you in my life,

I forgot about everything, my dear!

You are the best guy and so desirable

I will wait tirelessly for an answer!

“You are the only one in the entire Universe”

You are the only one in the whole Universe,

My happiness and my destiny,

You are extraordinary luck,

It’s so wonderful to live lovingly!

And today with joy and pride

I'm only talking about you,

So that life becomes a beautiful story,

And love is only joy in fate!

“I truly fell in love!”

Here we are again silent with effort,

We're losing the thread of the conversation.

But we are attracted to each other -

We know this very well!

I'll tell you the main thing

I haven't decided yet:

Let us know each other recently,

But I truly fell in love!

Declarations of love for a guy or a girl in verse

“Love is a theorem that needs to be proven anew every day,” said Archimedes.

Do you think it’s easy to confess your feelings to a girl? That's right - it's difficult, the words that come to mind, as a rule, are completely wrong... but you want the declaration of love to be romantic, beautiful, in general, the very best. And especially if this is all for the first time...

Yes, even if not for the first time, should this make recognition any less sincere, beautiful, exciting and touching? After all, by tying ourselves with family ties, we are not freed from the pleasant need to speak tender words of love to each other every day, perhaps even in poetry, but in prose it is somehow more familiar. However, no one can deny the importance of this.

Doesn't the very expression “declaration of love” confuse you? Somehow it sounds too pompous, because no one asks you to do this every day with a bouquet of red roses by candlelight. But to say to your beloved “Good morning, honey!”, add a couple of compliments (or better yet;)), kisses, coffee in bed - this is already quite possible... well, at least on weekends? :)

Or wish good night to your loved one? how simple! But this is also a declaration of one’s feelings, of love. And may you wish your soulmate good night every day by personally kissing him on the cheek, sending a kiss on ICQ, or sending an SMS to your loved one - the main thing is to do it sincerely, in a fit of feeling, and to understand that these little things make up our relationship. So give declarations of love to your girlfriend, girlfriend, even your wife - “and it will come back to you more than once.”

Another important point is how to present and realize your recognition? Send an SMS to your loved one or secretly leave a note? Maybe it’s better to call and confess over the phone? Or invite you on a date? Not long ago I came across one original method. The guy recorded himself on camera, saying one word a day, then edited a confession film and sent it to his beloved. Beautiful, is not it? I wonder what answer he received? History is silent, but I want to believe in the best, after all, the man tried, he uttered words for almost a year - 360 words! Yes, the girl was waiting resolutely for a step from the guy, she waited and waited, she could have fallen out of love in just a year! and all this time he was writing a confession...

I need to take this method into account, but I’ll just keep in mind that a word a day is probably too much, and you can live alone until retirement.

It's much easier to confess your love on Valentine's Day, when everyone gives each other Valentines. You can even without signing, maybe the little man himself will guess from whom. But here, of course, you can’t guess, what if you feel the urge to talk about your feelings in the summer?

Another interesting method came across on the forum. You can take it, on the reverse side of which you can write a beautiful verse, or a confession in your own words - it doesn’t matter if we are talking about true love! And then cut this beautiful card into pieces. Yes, just take it and cut it with scissors. Fold the pieces into an envelope and send to your favorite recipient. And let him (she) suffer after receiving your letter. But so much intrigue!

You can also send a love song to your mobile phone completely anonymously, like this:

Send recognition to mobile

I love you - song to a Woman: I like you and so R. Rozhdestvensky: It all starts with love A. Pushkin: I remember a wonderful moment I whisper your name in a dream Declaration of love (Group T9)

In general, come up with interesting ways, your declaration of love will only benefit from this!

I love you very much, do you hear?

I can’t live without you, you know?

You’re barely audible in your sleep,

When you hug me tightly.

I'm with you forever, do you believe me?

My dear and beloved, you know?

You will quickly dispel my fears,

You console me like no one else.

Will you tell me that you love me, will you?

Will you kiss me and hug me?

Will you tell me what you dream about?

Will you never leave me? ©

SMS flirting. the best sms messages for your loved one. declarations of love, pleasant wishes, vulgar wishes))

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SMS vulgar jokes...

The roof claps its hands: “Thank you everyone, it’s a good plan.”

The blanket ran away, the sheet flew away, And the pillow, like a frog, ran away from me. I for a candle - it goes into the stove. I for a book - then run. More marijuana like this, I won’t buy

I wanted to send you something beautiful, tender, erotic, smart and funny, but I don’t fit on the screen.

Your eyes are so beautiful, Like flowers in a spring meadow. I’ll rape you anyway, Because I really want to!

I can’t forget you, I dream about you at night. Your delicate smell, taste and color stand before my eyes. When you are not with me, Everything in life is so sad, I cannot live without you, My dear is BEER!

Well, hello man...

Tip of the day - to prevent your milk from running away, tie the cow tightly

You want? .. Me too. ... ... Yes, come on... ... .. more... yes...... mmm... ... Thank you, you and I had great GSM sex

Don't be born beautiful, but have an ugly one.

Scientists have found that most lesbians and gays read text messages with their right thumb. DON'T HIDE YOUR FINGER, YOU'RE GOT A BUNNY!!!

It’s raining outside the window again, again I’m a little sad,

Tears are falling from heaven, you sent me an SMS!

I'll give you some advice, friend:

Never be shy

If a guy cheats

Come and hit me in the face!

If a guy laughs at you, spit in his face and let him choke.

If you want to marry smart, handsome and rich, you will have to marry three times.

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Statuses declaration of love to a guy, girl (confession)

My gentle angel! From the moment I saw you, my heart remained in your captivity for centuries. I love you

Someday the day will come when you will understand how much I loved you. When that day comes, I promise I will still be waiting for you.

When we first confessed our love to each other, I wasn’t sure it was all serious. But, looking back at the path we have traveled, I understand that I can no longer live without you.

No matter how much trouble my daughter gives me, I still love her madly!!!

and I love him very much. to the point of goosebumps. to the point of trembling. to a hoarse groan. when he hands. on the skin. lips. along the neck. more tenderly, more tenderly... a little bolder. there is no one in the world more important.

I still remember.. do you think I forgot?.. no.. and you still look at me with loving eyes.. and I... I continue to live... but I realize that for you I am LIFE.. ..

I'm sorry, but I can't find any kind words.

I just want to say that I love you.

I love you as brightly as the sunlight fills the darkness. And today I want to confess that I love you very much!

Darling, without you, I have neither yesterday, nor today, nor tomorrow.

Today, tomorrow, after tomorrow, I want to be with you, I want you to be with me, I want to love you! I want to say you are the best, you are the ideal of my dreams! And I know one thing for sure, that we will be together!

My girlfriends envy me, my friends envy me, because I have the best husband in the world!!!

You are light for me, you are darkness for me, if you are not there, I just go crazy. I will wait for you, I will burn bridges. Just be able to understand that in my heart there is only you!

My sun, you are what I always wanted, you mean the whole world to me. I hope that I will never part with you because I love you with all my heart!!!

I love just watching you laugh, I love calling you my angel, I love just looking into your eyes and I can only tell you? I LOVE YOU!?

How good it is that you exist in this world!

I'm not afraid of storms or snow.

My beloved, (Name),

I want to be with you always!

I cannot live without you, without you I am deprived of happiness, I cannot love another, I am captivated by your spell, in your power!

I so want to cuddle up to you, touch my lips to yours, warm my hands on yours, hug you and never let go! I love you!

(Lover's name), I love you madly! You are the dearest person to me! You are the clearest sun that makes me happy every day!

Tired of being alone, maybe you can meet me? I invite you to tea, I promise a nice evening.

A confession once untold may remain untold forever.

You are a wonderful and very dear person to me. I really want you to be happy, and I will be grateful to you if you allow me to take part in this.

My sweet cat, I love you madly! You are the dearest person to me! You are the clearest sun that makes me happy every day!

I feel sad and sad without you, I miss you, and the white light is not dear to me, understand that my life cannot be happy when you are not with me!

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Many women, in order to arouse desire in their beloved man at a distance, resort to erotic SMS.

This method is suitable if a woman is far from her lover and wants to remind him of herself.

The proposed material describes how to excite a man with a telephone message, the rules of correspondence via SMS, and provides examples of arousing texts.

SMS with erotic content can greatly excite your loved one; this method of flirting is also suitable for meeting new people in order to intrigue a potential partner.

When writing messages, you must follow the following rules:

  • Avoid spelling errors. Even the most subtle game will lose its intrigue if a guy encounters endless errors.
  • Don't write too many messages. It has been established that if more than five SMS are sent per day, the partner loses interest in the interlocutor due to excessive intrusiveness.
  • Express yourself succinctly and briefly. Texts that are too long are difficult to understand and do not contribute to igniting passion. The optimal size is similar to the messages of the interlocutor.
  • You should not respond to your lover’s message instantly. A pause of up to thirty minutes will add intrigue and stir up interest.
  • Pursue a specific conversation goal, consistently approaching it with separate messages. This is due to the desire to make someone jealous, cause intrigue, achieve a meeting, etc.
  • Switch the conversation to a topic about the interlocutor himself.
  • Don't get carried away with emoticons.
  • Do not rush the development of events, so as not to scare the guy off with excessive frankness.

The nature and subject of messages is determined by the status of the interlocutors.

More details about this in the table:

Note! Along with overly aggressive sexuality, excessive enslavement is no less harmful; men like women who are not ashamed to appeal to eroticism.

How to excite a man with words?

The phrase about love with the ears is true not only for women. Words are the most important component of the human mind.

The brain, processing what is said, illustrates the phrases, creating a colorful image. How vivid the message will be depends on the correct choice of words.

The following phrases will excite your partner:

  • I want your body.
  • How do you feel about dirty sex?
  • Smell me.
  • The look in your eyes literally undresses me.
  • I imagine the gentle trembling of your body.
  • Your breath is driving me crazy.
  • I adore your body, every feature.
  • You can’t imagine how excited I get from just the thought of you.

It is important for a man to hear words about his desirability and irrepressible sexuality.

Do not neglect exciting phrases to achieve harmony in relationships.

Examples of exciting texts

Constancy is not a quality that contributes to the aggravation of passion. For any man, the woman he loves must constantly change so as not to bore his beloved.

A partner will never think about another if the beloved surprises with uniqueness and originality.

This rule also applies to SMS written by phone.

When writing a message you should:

  • Recall the first hugs and kisses to evoke past memories and the desire to repeat them.
  • To say how dear his eyes are, that they have not forgotten the taste of his lover’s lips, the smell of his hair.
  • Offer to perform an erotic dance for your loved one.
  • Describe how you will melt in his hands.
  • Talk about the desire to see a real man next to you.
  • Write what you will do with your lover when night falls.

When composing playful SMS, interesting facts from the lives of great people related to sex, historical events or erotic rituals of various nationalities will add originality and piquancy.

Sexuality is inextricably linked with diversity and does not tolerate monotony.

Sexy phrases will be complemented by an exciting photo depicting a view under a skirt or a deep neckline against the backdrop of a street landscape.

Beautiful SMS in poetry and prose

It is not necessary to resort to poetry, but if you have such abilities, it won’t hurt to rhyme a few lines.

A few examples of short and funny phrases in prose and poetry:

  • Clothes away, and this night peace and fear are in your hands.
  • The smell of passion lured me in, made me dizzy, and I didn’t have enough strength to resist.
  • Withered lips whisper a name: beloved, desired, only.
  • The body trembles beautifully in ecstasy from the touch of your hands, the tongue searches for the lips, and the moan cannot be contained.
  • I kiss, hug, press to my heart.
  • I wish passionately, I am burning with love, I want to touch you.
  • Taking off my clothes, I excite your body.
  • I want to fall asleep in your arms, wishing you good night, and wake up with words of good morning.

Phrases written in your own words are more frank than beautiful, sophisticated, but someone else’s words. Stay sincere and direct, avoiding tired phrases.

Don’t be shy to show initiative and imagination. Many women give this prerogative to men, remaining inaccessible and cold.

But don’t think that men aren’t turned on by sexy women. The situation is completely opposite; excessive modesty and coldness will not add passion and will push your partner away.

What can't you write?

Some people, when deciding to resort to seduction via SMS for the first time, make common mistakes:

  • They overload messages with vulgar phrases, mistakenly believing that they will attract a man. Some of the stronger sex are susceptible to such methods, but the majority needs intrigue and understatement, which are much more stimulating.
  • Don't resort to hackneyed phrases, stay original.
  • There is no need to talk about complex and long-term prospects.
  • Don't exaggerate your own merits.
  • Don't promise things you can't deliver.
  • Do not use comparisons with other men; your lover must be confident in his own uniqueness.
  • Don't talk about your shortcomings.
  • Find time for correspondence, but you shouldn’t overload your partner with SMS.

Even the longest relationship can be aroused by a correctly spoken and written word.

And in the case of flirting with an unfamiliar man, an original and intriguing SMS contributes to a speedy rapprochement.

Remain unique, a dream girl, the only one and desired, and a properly structured conversation via SMS will help with this.

What should an ideal lover be like? Sometimes - naive and meek, sometimes - vulgar and daring. An experienced, sexy, temperamental, gentle woman always knows by SMS? One of the rather spicy options!

A real “tiger” knows how to turn on a loved one literally right away, how to bring him to the point of “losing his pulse.” An unpredictable, spontaneous, impulsive, wise, attentive and subtle woman never really even thinks about how to excite a man via SMS. The main thing is not to be shy about your desires.

How to excite a man via SMS: be creative

So, more details. Knowing this via SMS, you can have no doubt: he will always dream of intimacy with you. All you need is your imagination and think about what excites your man the most. You can even play a catchy word game. Express yourself to the fullest, he will definitely like it.

By the way, SMS messages can also help you if you are a little shy about direct contact. Or if you have tried a wide variety of methods of seduction and crave variety.

A mobile phone is an extremely useful thing

How to excite a man via SMS? Everything depends on you. The main thing is to have a mobile phone. After all, it is not intended only for calls. With the help of messages, you can excite your man so much that he will rush to you in a matter of minutes, demanding more.

The uniqueness of this method lies in the fact that you can inform your partner about your intentions or desires at any time, wherever you are. Imagine, for example, that love correspondence takes place right during business negotiations...

Spicy negotiations

Erotic SMS in correspondence is, of course, just something! If this actually happens in negotiations, believe me, they will be very spicy. The need to hide secret information and the business environment will only fuel your partner’s interest.

Well, you shouldn't be shy. Just write what you want. Don't worry about appearing too slutty. Believe me, in this case your man will not think badly of you. Try to describe to him a picture of what awaits him after work, how he will be rewarded, etc.

Voice mail

By the way, erotic SMS can be more than just text messages. Messages will not be able to excite your man even more. Your flirting voice will drive him crazy. Many girls use this method, but all men, without exception, are satisfied.

You can also add a photo to the voice message. Give your partner a hint about what you are waiting for. Even if this surprise is small, it will excite your loved one and remind him that you think about him even when he is not around.

By the way, this is a psychological moment. Your man will feel for his person from your side. This will create more trust and intimacy in your relationship.

Start with words

Before looking at some examples of exciting SMS messages for a man, it’s worth thinking about the phrases that you will be ready to write to him. Believe me, well-constructed correspondence will drive your other half crazy. Be a little Cleopatra, who knows how to conquer the stronger sex, and maybe a little girl from the Phone Sex agency. Basically, try your best.

How to apply

The best thing, of course, is an exciting SMS to a man. In your own words, tell them what you want. Add as much sexuality as possible to your sentences. No need for sharpness. Just some intimacy in the right place.

A very important element in your SMS message will be the appeal. Write to him “my best”, “dear”, “beloved”. The sound of a man's own name is always pleasant. However, in addition to it and its derivatives of caresses, there are many other options. You can also address your loved one, for example, like this: “my hero”, “my happiness”, “desired”, “kitten”, etc. Well, then - the message itself. What can you write? Try these options:

When you've got it going enough...


And on social networks

Of course, today no one limits themselves to just mobile phones. Social media also allows you to connect with your loved ones erotically. SMS messages that excite men will be stored in the message history for a long time, again and again warming up the partners’ interest, reminding them of the spicy conversation and their feelings.

A good and passionate lover can hone the art of a seductress for months and years. The main thing is to be able to win over your loved one from a distance. Just don't forget about literacy. If a man knows better spelling than you, and you send him SMS with gross errors, you will not excite him, but rather make him laugh.

Well, you just have to decide what messages these will be. SMS or MMS... Poetry or prose... Use your imagination. Find the right approach. And if you can find it, everything will be great.

It all depends on the stage of the relationship

It's no secret that men are turned on by vulgar SMS. But don’t forget that you need to control yourself and not cross the line. The content of the text is very important for a man.

If your relationship is at an early stage, try not to surprise him too much with your impulses and your frankness. For example, write something like:

  • “I wanted to write you a message at this very moment. I can't get enough of your photo. I want to see not only the photo, but also you. If you kiss the picture, you won’t get an answer... Let’s see each other?”
  • “Today I had a wonderful dream. You were in the lead role. Call me, I’ll tell you what we did.”

Well, if you have already had a sexual relationship, you can even play. For example:


First - more information

One more thing. It is important not only to know what words excite men. An SMS will have a much greater impact if you subtly hint in it at a certain quality of your man, at some feature or character trait that is unique to him. That is, before sending such letters, you need to know as much as possible about him... If you have known each other for a long time, this will not be a problem. If your relationship is just starting (or you are just planning to meet), carefully monitor his profile on social networks. As a rule, users describe their preferences and habits here and post a variety of photographs. If you know your chosen one well, it will be much easier for you to find the right words to excite him. After looking at the information he posts on social media, try to use For example, look at his photos carefully. He's probably proud of them. Hint in your messages that you are incredibly excited by his abs (biceps, shoulders, etc.).

By the way, men talk about themselves in different ways. Some people spend almost their entire lives online. It’s like, “I’m like this, I live like this, I think like this, I do this or that.” Others are limited only by date of birth (city, specialty, place of work). The first ones, as a rule, are selfish. With the latter, you can start an erotic correspondence with the following message: “Hello, stranger. You are so mysterious...” Intrigue a man, maintain mystery and spontaneity, don’t ask unnecessary questions, play with him. In this case, you won’t be able to get bored of him and won’t move to the standard category. When you meet, your chosen one will definitely please you and will not disappoint you.

By the way, don’t forget to pay attention to the number of women in his contacts. If there are too many of them, he definitely wants to please the opposite sex and enjoys success with him. Tease him. For example: “Shall we play?” Then let your imagination run wild...

Brief but tempting

Exciting SMS messages to your beloved man in prose or poetry should not be too long. Messages like this don't get you started. They are tiring. Especially if they arrive to your chosen one in parts. In this case, it will be quite difficult to grasp the meaning. A short message will make a man turn on his imagination and think about you even more. Send SMS that would encourage him to respond. Fill them with a lot of feelings and emotions. It will be simply impossible not to respond to such messages. Start with an innocent one: “What do you think about the one who thinks about you all day?” Don't forget to use punctuation marks. This technique will also stimulate your man's curiosity. Ellipses can play a big role in such messages. For example, write to him: “I think...” And pause. As a rule, when we receive an SMS from a person we are interested in, we want to respond to him immediately. Please wait for this response. And do not continue correspondence immediately after receiving it. Otherwise, you will create the impression that you simply play this way in the first phases of erotic correspondence. Your chosen one will begin to worry when you are delayed in answering.

And finally. Of course, you shouldn’t forget that you shouldn’t write too long messages. But even if you write briefly... Write only in a good mood. Even your carefully hidden negativity can completely ruin everything. Never talk about (either directly or indirectly) whether you liked the evening or not. Try to do everything so that the man does not feel under pressure. Just play with words. And be patient. Sometimes SMS messages do not require a response. Don’t think that if a man doesn’t answer you right away, he doesn’t care about you. Perhaps he is just trying to find the right words to express his interest, his attitude, his feelings for a woman. Men, they are like that... They need to digest information... Especially with such unambiguous content...