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Let everything be as it should be.
More happiness and love.
Fortune's face, not her back
Meets you on the way.
So that all doors open,
Opportunities are a dime a dozen!
So that problems do not occur.
We will definitely defeat them.
So that the young ladies smile more often,
And you could smile back at them.
So as not to quarrel with your health...
And so that the pot cooks properly.
Today the world has become a little brighter,
After all, on this day you saw its light.
Since then you lived and made people happy,
And the world did not offend you in return.
More joy and sweet little things
On your holiday I want to wish you,
So that the narrow circle of friends expands,
Troubles were washed away just by smelling you.
So that your hands would be warmed by the tail of fortune,
And your stomach is five-star cognac,
So that women's love caresses the strings of the soul.
Good health - this is not a trifle.
I also wish you honestly, without deception,
So that a golden stream flows into your hands.
And you never touched the bottom of your pocket,
And he suddenly smiled at these lines.
You are brutal and smart,
How beautiful Apollo is.
Only he's not so handsome
And I wasn't that happy.
You have become an example in everything
And I’m not the least bit tired
After all, patience and attention,
Well, also understanding,
There is so much in no one else,
Even in near and dear ones.
I wish you happiness
And protection from bad weather,
Laugh like this for a long time
And smile more often.
Happy birthday,
I wish you happiness, joy,
Sea of beer, rivers of vodka,
And where would we be without herring?
Be happy
Forget about sadness!
Take good luck with you on your journey,
And a harem of girls to boot!
A new page in life
May it be preserved forever!
I wish you on your birthday
A crowd of friends for the mood,
Sultry mulatto, kebab,
And a “Versace” jacket.
Choose what you want,
Don’t let doubts enter your soul.
You don't need a reason for happiness.
Remember, you are always a man!
We wish you a pleasant work,
We wish you to rest on Saturdays,
We wish to have both a salary and a bonus.
In bed, the wife should appreciate her skills.
We wish you never to give up,
Make more jokes and avoid dealing with sadness.
After all, you are the best, believe me, without a doubt.
With love we will say to you: “Happy Birthday”!
We always wish you
Live life to the fullest and then
We'll have to deal with it again
It's your birthday again.
And not once, and not twice,
Three hundred times! However, it doesn’t matter
With a man like you
We don't even need flowers.
You are a man one hundred percent
And you don’t regret compliments,
Now we will take revenge on you
And give congratulations:
Always be strong and beautiful,
Drink vodka, don't get dirty with beer,
Eat pork, not carrots,
So that there is strength for love...
Well, for life like this
We wish it to flow like a river
Health, strength and luck,
And only this way, no other way!
Today I want to wish -
Through life, so as not to lose heart.
Armani wallet
Well, the stock is full of money.
The wife is a beautiful craftswoman,
Well, there’s a tigress in bed.
Smart and obedient children,
In the closet there are all the most necessary things.
So that work would be a joy,
Well, the neighbor didn’t do anything nasty.
So that the mother-in-law is loving,
And she only called “you”.
Whatever the Range Rover is in the garage,
And forget about the problems.
Love, health, respect,
Happy birthday to you!
I wish you good spirits,
Success in business,
Smiles from ear to ear,
Large amounts in accounts.
Health, energy, good luck,
Have a good mood,
The wallet is thick to boot,
And many achievements.
A new apartment in the capital,
A car, and maybe a wife.
And a small villa abroad,
God grant that it’s not just one.
Business trips to the Maldives,
And for the salary - a suitcase.
Luck to grab by the mane,
And my mother-in-law is on holiday in Magadan.
Good health, steel,
Care as warm as sand
So that in life you always keep up,
And in the house of happiness there is an island.
Cool congratulations to a man on his birthday
Happy birthday!
Boy, you're already big.
I don’t know what to wish for you...
Always be yourself!
Everyone wishes you happiness
Long life and not to get sick,
They avoided bad weather.
You are handsome - keep it up!
I wish you a yacht, a dacha,
The suitcase comes with some extra money.
Be patient a little longer
You'll buy an island soon.
I wish you a beautiful life:
Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer!
Go to the bathhouse on weekends,
Live to the fullest!
And so that the wife is obedient,
Indifferent to mink coats,
To feed you deliciously,
So that she is skillful in bed!
In general, more all sorts of benefits,
What is in your men's dreams!
Happy birthday to an excellent man. I wish you a happy
sparkle in the eyes, great strength in the hands, real dignity in
pants, great wealth in personal accounts, lack of noodles on the ears
and the bright world of fantasy in dreams.
I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And there are more than two Mercedes.
To buy a dacha overseas,
I have accumulated bank accounts,
So that everything works out everywhere,
But the mood did not end.
Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
May you be a hammer in everything.
And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!
Let it be in your hut
There's money and girls
And outside the window a faithful horse awaits:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.
And let at your porch
Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.
In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to the skies,
Let there be progress in everything.
Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt,
A little serious personal matters,
So that chaos does not happen.
Such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
May you be in all your glory and strength
He lived for decades more.
I want to wish you success
I want to wish love
To have reasons to laugh,
Don't let your finances fail you.
So that in this swamp of life
There was a reliable island.
And so, as they say in the navy,
Caught a fair breeze!
Happy Birthday! Don't get drunk
And moderately “accept”!
In the bullpen, prison, hospital
Never hit.
Keep your mind clear and sober,
The heart is burning fieryly.
Prostatitis, enuresis
You'll never know.
So that your nerves are steel,
So that I can achieve everything.
To dollars and euros
Didn't fit in the wallet.
In the Maldives and Hawaii
Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger.
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
Let everything come true in due time!
You were born, and it doesn't matter
How many years ago?
On this day I wish
May there always be harmony in the family!
So that your wife meets you at home
In a mini-dress up to the elbows,
And the children's loud laughter
Made everyday life more fun.
So that friends with a keg of beer
We came sometimes
And today, on my birthday,
And with a bottle of cognac!
On a man's birthday
Somehow it’s common to wish
Build a house, make a son
And plant trees.
This is all important, of course:
And the heirs and the forest,
And the cottage is multi-storey...
Better with a sauna... Or without.
The main thing is that in this house,
Just step over the threshold,
The heart was filled with light,
There were no quarrels or squabbles.
To make children happy.
And it doesn’t matter: daughter or son.
Be, dear, in the world
All the happiest men!
Let any peak conquer,
Let the car in the garage be updated,
There will be no obstacles to the cherished goal,
Dig up the treasure along with the potatoes.
The beauties themselves will hang on their necks,
Vodka will be prescribed as a vitamin,
Fortune keeps pace with you.
Health and strength for years to come!
Happy birthday
And we wish you good health.
And in addition to you -
A lot of money, a yacht, a dacha,
Fish, beer, “Kirieshki”,
Cheese "pigtail" and nuts
Let them find their home
In your refrigerator.
At work - only success,
More laughter in your life.
More bright, bright days.
Don't forget your family and friends.
Funny birthday greetings for a man
I wish you on your birthday
More money - where would we be without it? –
At work, so that you are appreciated,
The standard of all male virtues!
To have shades in bed
Well, at least one hundred and fifty,
So that the wife remains a coquette
And there was a whole squad of kids!
You are a real man
Not an Uzbek and not a Tajik.
Smart, strong, groovy!
It will be your birthday
We will celebrate it together!
And appetizers and wine, -
That's how it is with us!
Accept congratulations,
And come on, pour it! Happy Birthday
I love you, my dear!
And with all my heart I wish,
May you be healthy, dear.
Let it come true in life
The meaning of your dreams and you
You won't lack a sense of humor
And generous kindness.
And I also wish you
Just so you know for sure
Unlearn in moderation, I understand,
Play computer games, bye!
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
Happy Birthday!
I sincerely wish
May you be loved by everyone.
So that you always wear fashionable clothes,
And he didn’t have affairs with other women.
I lived so that you would not show off,
And I loved it like the first time.
I also wish you courage when choosing your fate,
So that together you and I can do a lot more.
Let your friends and enemies envy you.
Please call me more often.
You are a man anywhere,
You are never sad!
All the girls are screaming
And their knees are shaking,
If you're walking next to me,
You are so good brother!
Happy Birthday, brother!
Wait a little longer
Now the girls are coming
And you will be congratulated here! Always in your pocket so that it rings,
So that he can skillfully seduce girls,
So that the car does not break down,
The wife smiled more often,
So that the mother-in-law does not come to visit,
But she still gave money -
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts!
It's your birthday, dance! What we wish for you
It will come true, we know it!
To wake up early in the morning
Not on an old sofa,
And in luxurious rooms,
On the Caribbean islands,
There is wine on the table
There are plenty of plastic cards,
And on each - a million!
And so that this is not a dream. Happy birthday!
Congratulations!
We wish that you
All dreams come true:
To live in a big apartment,
So that the telly is in the toilet,
And went through all channels
Exclusively football!
Well, hockey so sometimes
The rest is nonsense!
Cool poems for a man's birthday
On a man's birthday
What can you wish for?
First things first, of course
Be healthy, prosper.
Secondly, I think it is necessary
Wish you long love.
Thirdly, so as not to become impoverished
The spirit and strength would be yours.
Well, to complement everyone
This little poem
I wish you wealth
There is a big influx of money into the house!
Happy birthday
And with all my heart I wish
A pack of greens in your pocket
And a dolphin in her bath.
A girl... But so that she loves
And she hit me in the face less often.
To be as healthy as a bull
And he loved his friends.
Happiness, joy, good luck
And luck to boot.
I wish you a lot more...
Let me just say: “Congratulations!”
Let happiness stick to you,
Well, let the fart hug you tighter,
And so that all changes in fate
Made your days brighter, easier.
So that you can shoe a flea
And keep in check so that luck.
Happy Birthday! Love, beauty
And health, it means a lot.
I wish you a lot of money
Good luck without fail,
Be smart like a genius
Health, wonderful days!
Cloudless sky
Smiles and fun,
Be rich and generous.
And royal luck!
Let your dreams come true
Life will be lived for future use.
And it will be under your feet
Only golden sand!
Why does a man need a birthday?
I posed the question like this.
After all, women do get old...
What is the demand from us over the years?
And we are like expensive wines,
It gets stronger and tastier over the years.
So rejoice now, man,
You have become more valuable for another year.
This is not the time to think about wrinkles
On the day of birth
A magnificent man
There are none like them in the world today.
Less disappointments
Always be young at heart
And so that the trees of wishes
They bore real fruit.
More reasons to laugh
No matter what insidious fate brings.
So that from you as long as possible
The sand hasn't fallen yet.
A man doesn’t need much to be happy:
So that the wife is happy with the dress and lipstick,
So that children can run around in a spacious house,
A couple of million dollars to be on the book.
So as not to know how to ride a bus,
And when visiting, show off your vacation on the globe.
So that the inner voice is always calm,
Not a single hair fell off his head.
And let everything that is listed above
He will always be nearby, and not just mentally.
Always know the answer by heart:
I have order! I'm ok"!
Let's imagine that mother nature
I decided to congratulate you.
We wish you to be an eagle,
So that under your big wing
Your family lived in love,
And friends came to your house.
We also want to become an elephant,
And never know your enemies.
After all, the elephant is the strongest in the world,
Even children know about this.
Being a turtle is also a blessing
After all, courage is not always needed,
We still need some measure,
The turtle has it.
Be a brave tiger, a strong bison,
Like an old owl very wise
And as homely as a woodchuck.
We'll end our congratulations here.
We congratulate you personally,
Let everything be fine:
Home is a cozy corner,
The dacha is a complete mess,
The car is a black Mercedes,
Brighter sex, less stress.
So that friends don't forget,
Visited more often with beer,
And the wife wouldn't grumble,
She greeted them with a smile.
Live many great years,
Don't get bored and don't bother.
Be healthy, little man,
Have a strong spine!
You're like a bunny from a magazine
“Playboy” is what people call him.
I wish the carrots don’t wilt,
To have a cabbage garden.
So that the female sex circles nearby,
Bees flocking to the flowers.
So that passions burn brightly
The burns left a trail.
May your little hare appreciate
That happiness that is given by fate.
Lest I inadvertently forget:
Her man is a playboy.
Live and enjoy nature
Letting happiness come to the door.
Be resilient in any weather,
Then everything in life will be “OK”!
Happy birthday to the man, funny and vulgar
Birthday boy, happy birthday!
Smile from ear to ear
After all, there is laughter and fun all around,
The room is full of guests.
Everyone around you wishes
Dreams come true.
Let reality coincide
With what you want.
Well, the main thing is health
An endless resource
So that you don't remember him,
Choosing a life course.
Be happy and lucky
With a strong rear behind your back.
It is important! Very important
To those who are next to you!
What does a man need to be completely happy?
A beautiful lady by your side forever,
An expensive watch on the left wrist.
And so that there is food in the freezer.
There won't be any room in your wallet yet.
And so that the bed will shake from love.
So that his family’s house would not be crowded -
That's what I want to wish from the bottom of my heart!
Happy birthday, tough nut and flawless handsome man. Wish,
so that male dignity never fails, so that female
society has always loved you, so that your mood is cool, so that
your muse gave you inspiration.
Today, on your birthday,
I want to sincerely wish
Love, health, respect,
Burn with fire and don't get burned!
Always strive for success in business
Be brave, resourceful and truthful.
May you have in your beautiful body
The spirit will be glorious and beautiful.
So that the goldfish of happiness
You got hooked
So that you often hear from her:
“Come to me, my little man.”
I wish you to wake up from passionate sex,
From strong coffee and delicious cupcakes!
And let there be full vigor and strength,
And may a wave of happiness cover you!
So that the wife doesn’t get angry and does everything,
I always went out for a beer with friends.
And let my beloved mother-in-law become a fairy,
Once a year, let her come!
Let your employees respect you,
Let all your affairs be decided for you.
All goals are easy to always achieve,
Your income increased every day!
I want to wish a cool man
So that the tail can always hold a pistol,
So that money can be found both night and day,
To be a king in his kingdom.
I wish you love, without it you will be lost,
You will live a hundred years with happiness to boot.
Birthday wishes flow
Catch it, don't be shy, cool guy!
A foreign currency account in a Swiss bank,
A house in the Maldives, and a cozy one.
So that everything in life is as it should be,
The sea wave washed away all the troubles.
May your health not fail you,
The years did not rush by like moments.
May all the seas be knee-deep...
And happy birthday, old man!
Happy birthday
And I wish you to be happy!
So that money flows like a river,
Covering your head.
Be like a hare, very nimble.
Like Kaa the boa constrictor, be wise.
Be strong like a bear...
Mind you, don’t cry at your loved ones!
Just always be healthy
And let it be strong every month
Salary increases
And always live richly.
On a wonderful birthday holiday
What can a man wish for?
Success, joy, luck,
A BMW X5 car.
Let the fun flow like a river,
There are so many friends, you can’t count them,
And at night to sleep with you
Model with bust “number 5”.
In the morning to leave the bungalow
To the Mediterranean coast,
And the sun said tenderly:
“Let everything in life be ok!”
You are a man at the dawn of your strength,
And there is no reason for sadness
But there is a reason
A toast to us in your honor
And wish without interruption
Money, a new car,
Respect, success,
Several cars of laughter
And another cart of happiness,
So that life is according to suit!
I wish that every day
You were as beautiful as a deer
But only without their horns.
Let the enemies have horns.
And may you have strength...
And teeth like a crocodile,
A diplomat made from a crocodile,
Where the money is in bundles.
I wish you go fishing
You only caught mermaids
So that the float floats smoothly,
And life flowed like sweet juice.
Funny birthday greetings for a man
Happy birthday,
And with all our hearts we wish,
You should drink beer and honey,
And don’t let the disease take you,
And may you be brave and cheerful,
The wallet was always tight
There was success in your deeds,
All the nuts are tough!
Successful in business, handsome, strong macho!
We wish you well, love, good luck!
And so that it rustles in your pockets without a break,
You avoided obstacles and obstacles skillfully.
And let your heart burn with a hot fire in your chest,
We wish you victory and good luck in matters of love!
And at your work, let everything be in order,
May your life in the world be sweet and sweet!
Happy Birthday, husband, -
My lover and friend,
My little lion, little penguin,
My sweet orange!
Every joke has a bit of a joke in it,
But there is a grain of truth...
Well, come to me, my dear,
I want to... eat you!
You are a real man
Not an Uzbek and not a Tajik.
Smart, strong, groovy!
It will be your birthday
We will celebrate it together!
Everything you need is on the table -
And appetizers and wine, -
That's how it is with us!
Accept congratulations,
And come on, pour it!
Like Winnie the Pooh, I will hurry with the pot,
But as an Owl, I won’t give you a tail,
I wish you a ton of money,
So that it’s enough for your whole life!
And let everything turn out smoothly, as if in a cartoon,
So that everything has a happy ending,
This is always the main thing,
In short, I congratulated him and well done!
Armfuls and bundles of money
Let your bank account grow
And in the garage there are such cars,
To make people jealous
Kind bosses
Or better yet, your own business
Perseverance and impudence
Routine, away with sadness!
Eternal holiday in bed
Well, there is peace in my soul
Be cheerful, carefree
Be happy, dear!
Birthday is the reason
To get closer to a man.
Women look gorgeous -
He leads the man!
Rely on instinct -
Cleavage like dynamite
A delicious dinner is a detonator,
God bless him, it's from the restaurant.
The best of gifts
The black man and the Chinese will say,
It's fullness in the stomach
And empty balls!
I wish you immodest profits
Huge Swiss bank account
A large dacha outside the city
Good health to boot
Big victories in love affairs
Canaries and Cote d'Azur
All kinds of success in life
And most importantly, reliable friends!
I wish you happiness and goodness,
Love, family warmth,
Lots of health, lots of laughter.
And, of course, success!
Let all adversity fly by,
Relatives appreciate and honor you.
On vacation - to warmer climes,
And next to you is your dear!
Fun, colors, sun, light,
Harmonies of soul and summer.
Let the net help you catch
A chest full of money!
I wish you happiness in a beer mug
So that laughter gurgles like a ram
Give a carat to every girlfriend
Steal it then hastily
So that the princesses in a fairy tale would be stupefied
Everyone came to you at once
What if the Russian horse, in a new guise
He rushed towards you in an open field
To give up your seat on the minibus
And the traffic police ignored you
And the fine was like a bad dream
The judge doesn't want to give you a hard time
Why take a taxi off-road?
Go to see friends in Zaporozhye
And so note with the permission of the Post
Your best birthday ever!
Be like a hare, fast and agile.
Like a bear, be soft and kind.
Be like a wolf, you are very brave,
But don't roar like a lion!
Save money like a squirrel.
Like a beaver you build your house.
Be faithful in marriage like a swan,
Be a fox at work!
Let your boss love you
And the wife idolizes him.
In general, be yourself
May fate protect you.
What we wish for you
It will come true, we know it!
To wake up early in the morning
Not on an old sofa,
And in luxurious rooms,
On the Caribbean islands,
There is wine on the table
There are plenty of plastic cards,
And on each - a million!
And let this not be a dream!
Vodka, beer and kebabs -
Dream birthday.
More women and wine
And the clouds go away.
The trees are spinning
The grass dances quietly.
Everyone is walking happily
Brothers in nature.
May you walk like this every day,
That a restaurant or tavern is shaking.
Let there be more positive things in life,
Money, wine and beautiful women.
So that you live like in a fairy tale
Shah of Persia, dear!
So that the girls give affection,
And there was peace in my heart!
So that you can meet the princess
And he lived with her for many years,
And so that you have children,
And so that you don’t know troubles!
Happy birthday!
Let's start with wishes:
May your health not fail you
Dances with longevity.
Let the male charge not melt,
It only increases over the years.
And your pockets are bottomless,
A lot of money, only green!
We want to wish masculine
Strong, earthly happiness.
Let the sky drop stars
Fulfills all wishes!
We wanted to share so much the sound of your joy,
Make your friend a little happier
And collect a whole book volume from wishes
Tell everyone about love and respect in it
This book would sell in large numbers
And all the newspapers in the world wrote about one thing:
What a miracle man lives in a distant land
You won't find anything like it, even if you search all your life.
You will become a famous star, you will be famous
Radio and television will talk about you
When all this happens and your “finest hour” strikes
We humbly ask, oh great one, don’t forget about us
Happy birthday!
We wish you personal happiness!
Live with a song, don’t lose heart,
Who should - forgive everyone!
You, neighbor, our friend and brother,
Be like an oligarch, rich,
Be healthy and very strong,
Brave, wise and beautiful!
Happy birthday strong guy,
Happy Birthday Baby,
Our king, dictator, king,
Your Majesty.
Happy birthday strongman,
Our tyrant, man, "kick",
Happy big birthday,
Our man is daring.
Happy birthday our special one,
Brother, friend and father,
For my beloved, a handsome man,
Interesting, wise flatterer.
Be healthy and interesting,
And as always cheerful,
Don't like money too much
Live one day, love.
Happy birthday to you,
I wish you happiness, joy, love.
So that there is no trouble,
So that you can be on first name terms with me.
So that friends don't get drunk -
They fell and immediately got up.
So that luck never
Didn't leave you.
May you always be beautiful.
Never again
Didn't lean on a crutch,
And he remained healthy.
I wish a man on his birthday,
Be in the center of the circle the whole next day,
I drink alcohol, chicks, fun,
I will cast a shadow on your reputation.
Let's spend money on striptease and entertainment,
Let the limousine ride us until the morning,
Cute birthday man,
It will go down in history as a passionate time.
Everything is possible on your birthday -
Without any “no” or “but”:
Crocodile on a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
He will sing on the harmonica:
“Happy Bezday, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake!
I wish you vodka with sausage,
Beer with a ram for a bite,
And so that life would be like in a fairy tale -
For the night, a cute girlfriend.
Awesome days, gorgeous nights,
Complete freedom in everything,
Reliable and brave friends,
What for you into fire and water!
Let greens and cabbage give birth,
And you mow it into your wallet,
To be the coolest darling of all,
Let every day bring a holiday!
Today you can get drunk
Have fun with friends.
I give permission for this -
After all, today is your birthday.
What do I wish for you?
Health and happiness to the very edge.
An apartment, a car, a mistress, a dacha.
And a suitcase full of money to boot.
I also want to wish you
So that he always looks like an A+.
So that all your dreams come true,
Let problems be easily resolved.
I'll drink a glass for you
With one wish:
Don't pass by, my love.
And in the noisy bustle of the day
Don't forget about me!
Beautiful in appearance, elegant,
Favorite of women, impressive,
Ladies lose speech and sleep,
Delon will fade next to him!
I wish you immodest profits
Huge Swiss bank account
A large dacha outside the city
Good health to boot
Big victories in love affairs
Canaries and Cote d'Azur
All kinds of success in life
And most importantly, reliable friends!
I wish that WOW!
And never OHHO-HO!
A little AH! Well, you can WOW!
To take your breath away.
Of course, to be WOW!!
And so that FU is very little.
So that sometimes WOW!
“WOW!” is not nonsense,
“IT CAN’T BE!” - it’s real,
“FUCK IT!” - even if it’s virtual.
WOW! - so that it surprises more often,
“WELL, EVERYTHING IS KICKED!” was not enough.
And if desired, EGE-GEY!
And to make it come true, come on, pour it!
I wish you to live
Nice and free!
And so that your wallet is there,
Full of money!
I wish you beer oceans,
And they contain rams and shrimps
You would be a better captain
Didn't get out of the round-the-world trip!
Funny and cool congratulations
May you live a beautiful life
I wish you a lot of beer!
In mugs, in jars and in bottles!
A case of beer in the freezer!
And so that you can cope with it,
We are already running to you!
I wish you more rest,
Swim and sunbathe at the sea.
To celebrate this dashing holiday with dignity,
To wake up with a sore head!
But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night until dawn!
Fabulous days and fun nights,
Good girlfriends and friends to you!
I want to wish everything to be great
A great amount of cash in your wallet
Great colleagues at a great job
Take a five-day break from work on Saturday
Various questions, excellent solutions
You have excellent relationships with your family,
Excellent health, and in your personal life
Let everything be just “excellent” for you!
Cool congratulations and wishes
A basket of success, a bag of luck,
A bag of fun for your birthday,
A healthy backpack for fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a wad of bucks - upon meeting!
Where can I get some well-being?
It doesn't happen that way - that's a fact.
But let more be "better"
And there will be less “somehow”.
We wish you on your birthday
Smiles, joyful chores,
Health, happiness and fun
Today, tomorrow, all year round!
Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
And in bed - well done!
Let the money, huddled in flocks of birds,
flying towards you like a hurricane...
Let them surround, attack and climb
with impudence in your pocket!!!
Funny and funny congratulations
Don't drink water if you can drink wine!
Don't drink wine if you can drink good wine!
Don't drink good wine when you can drink very good wine!
And most importantly, don’t forget to drink to
so that you always have money for what is better!
I wish you were always
Slightly drunk with happiness
And so that your wallet is there
Looks like a suitcase!
Everything is possible on your birthday -
Without any “no” or “but”:
Crocodile on a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
He will sing on the harmonica:
“Happy Bezday, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake!
Our wishes are brief:
Be healthy, live in abundance.
Funny birthday greetings
We wish you happiness as pure as crystal,
Good luck to the greyhound, like a Roman rebel,
Good health, like an old oak tree,
To be as young as a baby tooth.
So that all good things come true,
To make a lot of money,
And so that instead of lords and servants
An old, faithful friend was always there!
Who's birthday is it here?
Put your ears up!
We will not pull for them -
Just sit and listen.
Be healthy, smart and happy,
Grab your luck by the tail.
Don't let her out of your hands -
Ask for a car, a dacha.
Fortune is a mischievous girl,
He can teach anyone a lesson.
We wish there was enough gunpowder
You can tame Fortune.
One a year - birthday - day
Whether you are in flight, on the fly:
Forget all the rubbish of everyday life,
Making money is a hustle!
Stop. Look up
Everything around is beautiful, like in a dream...
Smile at winter and summer,
Laugh in autumn, spring!
Take it easy, relax
Drive sadness out of the house with a broom...
On this day all your dreams
Let them turn into reality!
And at this best hour in life,
Those in love with you, don’t forget us!!!
Cool birthday greetings
On this day and this year,
Every moment
Let him laugh and sing
Have a nice birthday.
Let your friends not let you down
And fate will not wilt,
And invisible heavy fetters
It won't happen in life.
We wish with all our hearts:
Let everythnig will be alright!
We hasten to congratulate you on your birthday soon!
Today, expect gifts from your loved ones and friends!
Today be the brightest, be the happiest,
And enjoy life, don’t forget to laugh!
We love you very much, you are our dear friend!
It’s great happiness that we know each other!
Happy birthday
And according to the list of blessings we wish:
So that you get into the Duma!
To become a new Russian!
Outdid Gates Beale
Celebrated a dacha in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And she fell at your feet!
Ridiculous birthday greetings to men
Let life be rich
And my head doesn't hurt in the morning.
I hope you don't forget this day
May your soul rejoice,
Let your body dance and tremble joyfully,
Let love flow like a river in your heart.
I wish you happiness and a sea of success,
live peacefully, easily, without grief and haste.
To drown in love, but not to grieve.
Have a good marriage, always have fun.
Love the evil ones - they have less falsehood,
Than in hypocritical good-natured people
Happy birthday! Happy Birthday!
This day is coming now!
Cool, cool mood
Let it definitely happen!
To make life seem sweet
But not cloyingly disgusting
Delicious, delicious chocolate
I'll treat you, my love.
To make sweetness work
Every day I captivated you,
And my other concern
I never got tired.
So that there is a lot of jam,
So that guests are often
For something so sweet
Everyone loved him uncontrollably.
Congratulating a man on his anniversary is easy and difficult at the same time: easy if you know well the tastes and hobbies of the hero of the day, difficult if he takes his hobby very seriously - then you may not please. Men, as a rule, like to receive either practical gifts or cool ones - so a wonderful option for a man's anniversary would be a congratulation in which you can combine both.
For example, before presenting a truly valuable gift (an envelope with money or a gift certificate), you can arrange the presentation of comic gifts that tell about the profession or hobby of the hero of the day - this will certainly please the recipient himself and create an atmosphere of festive fun at the table.
With the help of an invented funny instruction or eyeliner, you can give the hero of the day a very practical and ordinary gift in an original way: a bottle of vodka, a watch, etc. This is a great way to bring joy to the hero of the day and add variety to the series of, albeit beautiful, but stereotyped wishes..
Here are the best ideas on the Internet (thanks to the authors) on how to organize comic congratulations on gifts for a man's anniversary.
1. Cool gift for the hero of the day “Healing air”
(Auror A. Belimova)
For this humorous gift, stock up on a three-liter jar. It needs to be rolled up (we recommend applying a small amount of fir oil to the back of the lid, so that when you open the jar, a subtle aroma of pine forest can actually be heard from it); stick a label on it with the following content: “The healing air of a pine forest. Ozone content - 2 percent, oxygen - 23, carbon dioxide - 0.03 percent. Volume 3 liters. Use within one hour of opening."
You shouldn’t show this gift to the birthday boy right away. First read the following terms to him:
“If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent pulse.
- If you want to feel young at any age and admire beautiful girls, you need one hundred percent vision.
- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.
- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them deeply, you need fresh breath.
“And if you want to enjoy all this, you need to breathe deeply!”
And only after that you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its contents and purpose.
2. A comic gift for a man “Miracle slippers with instructions”
(Author K. Cheregoshkina)
You can also give your beloved man ordinary house slippers by attaching cool instructions or a reminder in a beautifully designed version:
“Men's house slippers. Our oversized slippers, easily adapting to the shape and length of your foot, will give you confidence, emphasize your individuality and complement the image of a real man in an unexpected way.
- Not a single woman can resist you if you wear slippers from our production!
- Our slippers heal not only the body, but also the soul: they are recommended for overworked feet with delicate skin as a remedy for fatigue, calluses, cracks and other problems.
- The slippers are made of environmentally friendly material, they provide comfortable wearing all year round: they are warm in winter, not hot in summer. Feet that are overcooled in winter in our slippers will reach a healthy body temperature in a minimum period of time. The soft sole of the product promotes silent movement, which is important at night.
- The incredibly luxurious and stylish color scheme in which this model is designed will satisfy the most refined taste of the finest connoisseur and connoisseur of fashion. It has a beneficial effect on the nervous and visual systems without destroying or irritating them.
- Our slippers will be your best assistant in a delicate situation and will hide unpleasant surprises: be it holes in your socks, unwashed feet or uncut nails.
- As a result of many years of research, it has been proven that the moment we put on our slippers, stress hormones die in the human body. Our slippers are yours formula for success and happiness
- Be careful! Can induce a feeling of bliss!
“Wear it with pleasure!”
3. Congratulations with gifts for the hero of the day, a car enthusiast.
Leading: The life of our hero of the day is directly connected with intersections and traffic lights
and road signs. After all, the profession of a driver is life on wheels!
What can I wish for you? 
teacher,
For a birthday, an anniversary?
Stay in shape, our car enthusiast,
Step on the gas and don't worry.
Gas pedal We give the hero of the day this very minute. Expensive...!
So that the traffic police don't have to
Today to draw up a protocol here,
You should drink and drive...
Coca-Cola drink!
(The hero of the day is given a can of Coca-Cola.)
Let this charming drink cool you down in hot weather, but not quench your thirst for travel!
(Applause from the guests.)
Considering that a car is the brainchild of any car enthusiast, we decided to give the hero of the day a few useful things.
Dear hero of the day!
We give it away wheel,
Place it in the spare tire.
(A kalach baked in the shape of a wheel is presented.)
Well, so that the patrol doesn’t get to the bottom of it,
We give you this spare steering wheel.
(The steering wheel is handed over.)
After watching cool TV series about truckers,
We think that they will be useful fuels and lubricants.
(A bottle of vegetable oil and vodka is presented.)
Now the driver’s transport is fully equipped and you can safely hit the road.
(Source: scenariev.net)
4. Comic congratulation “The hero of the day is our baby!"
Here's the baby in front of you 
The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.
So that the head does not freeze,
We will pull on the cap deftly. (they give a cap)
So that something else doesn't happen,
And the underwear wouldn’t get wet from below,
Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t?
In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers)
And if a bad mood comes
How to calm a child instantly?
Place a pacifier in your mouth so you don't scream
I knew that life would be silent more (give a pacifier)
(Source: menshiy.ru)
5. Congratulations from friends with a funny gift
We thought we were guessing 
We spent the whole evening discussing:
What does a person need?
Having crossed the 50-year milestone???
Is happiness in trinkets?
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small dacha by the river,
Or on a ring on your finger?
Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!
We taxied to the store,
And we bought a gift!
Miracle apron - wallet,
Try it on my friend!!!
The apron itself is good,
You will find six pockets!
The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive away,
When there is nothing left to pour!!!
For "LOVE" there is a second pocket!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the stove does not go out!
Here's a candle for you Seryozhka!
And a bill for flowers,
So that you are ready for sex!!!
Our third pocket "PARENTS"
You call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!
And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
What do children need, guys?
Well, of course, money!!!
The fifth pocket here is "WORK"
Our main concern!
Buy yourself a travel card!
Not one, but three at once!!!
And the sixth pocket is “YOURS”
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp for you
They didn’t hide even a ruble.
Accept a gift from us
Remember us with kind words.
Happy birthday
And we wish you to live richly!
(Source: forum.in-ku.com)
(For information about donating a set of socks, see the link)
6. Comic photo session of the hero of the day with hats.
(hats for this congratulation can be given to the hero of the day, or you can simply play up their presentation for a photo shoot and entertainment)
Birthday has arrived
And the question arose before us,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)
Oh, what a cute hat!
A treat for the men.
But it seems out of season
Summer style hat
Well, I won’t give it away
And then I’ll give you a bandana! (bandana)
You look beautiful in a bandana,
Only somehow so playfully.
No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we give a cap! (cap)
Why do you need a cap these days?
And she sits loosely
Yes, and the color is not the theme at all,
No, let's give up this idea.
To be funny then
You need to give the cap
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)
He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
This is the royal crown! (crown)
7. Exclusive gift "Watch - idea generator"
You can give the birthday boy an unusual watch, absolutely exclusive, because you need to make it yourself. As the basis for the gift, you need to buy a large wall clock, then order good quality pictures that will depict the main dreams of the birthday boy, for example, a car, an apartment, a dacha, a good wife and many children - these will be larger pictures. Make other dreams and desires - a fancy TV, a fashionable breed of dog or a TV dish - smaller in scale.
Then all these prepared pictures need to be pasted instead of the numbers on the dial. If space allows, then in the center of the clock place an indelible inscription in the following way: “This is not the time to dream! It's time to act!"
8. Cool congratulations with gifts to the bathhouse attendant “Come to the bathhouse quickly!”
This is a congratulation from friends with whom the hero of the day goes to the bathhouse together - they read it one by one, if there are not many people, then two or three times.
1. We know that the hero of the day
Loves to take a steam bath!
There’s a broom and a beer…..
We really like the bathhouse!
2. In the evening we leave the bathhouse
And…..name…father. also with us
Everyone's muzzles are red,
I feel great!
3. We came to congratulate you
It’s immediately obvious: straight from the bathhouse,
To make a toast
Well, have a drink and a snack!
4. Be the happiest person in the world
Always be among friends
So that we all have to celebrate
Your 100th anniversary!
5. We didn’t come here in vain,
Here are the gifts they brought,
Accept them quickly
Pour us a glass!
6. To have a lot of money,
If you suddenly feel sad
Health, happiness to be,
Here's a gift for you, friend! (they give a broom)
7. They decided to give a broom as a gift.
Pour some foamy beer,
And a piece of soap.
To make it more fun! (give soap)
- Please accept congratulations
On this glorious anniversary,
And no later than Sunday
Come to the bathhouse quickly!
(Source: forum.vkmonline.com)
(If you arrange several surprises on this topic, it will also come in handyfrom this collection)
9. A cool gift from close friends - a basin.
For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right.
You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,
You can pick berries, burp after drinking,
You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,
You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch
You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,
And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,
We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,
Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,
Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,
Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it.
(source: mastervo.ru)
10. Giving bath accessories as a gift.
Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a washcloth, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a squad of bath attendants!
Third: Let's steam everyone up and warm them up.
Come on, people, be bold!
Fourth: The people here are very dirty...
Fifth: Sign up five years in advance!
Sixth: But today is an exception
And such a message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (Name)- hero of the day!
First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Rub harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool -
You'll be red like a lobster! (they give a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, oh, oh, brothers, he's giving up the ghost!
Second: We give a hat for curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You'll be a hero! (they give you a bath cap)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, and the park isn’t bad at all!
Third: To remove fat from the sides -
We are urgently giving away a massager,
Oh, sorry, massager,
May you always rub your body! (they give you a massage mitten)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, hurry up and steam the fat!
Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice stone
Englishmen, ordinary guys,
No need to scare your heels! (they give penza)
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!
Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it's hot,
I drank beer from it,
I would remember this day!
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, we would like a broom, like fluff!
Sixth: If suddenly you've had too much
And he gave the park away with interest,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe it will even go off scale!
Together: Uh, eh, oh, ah, the last stroke of the broom!
First: You, (Name), our friend,
Pour your glass full!
We have something to pay -
We can give you a broom! (hand over their brooms).
11. Original congratulations on the gift of vodka to the hero of the day.
Alcoholic drinks as a gift option for a man are very common, but here you can distinguish yourself, you just have to show a little imagination. For a purchased bottle of vodka, you need to order a special label from the printing house, where the name of the anniversary drink will be placed, which must include the name, first name and patronymic or surname of the hero of the occasion. It is quite appropriate to add to the title a photograph, using Photoshop, stylized as a portrait of the President of the Russian Federation, Stenka Razin or Peter the Great.
You can also colorfully draw up all the documents that will be attached to the gift: “ingredients”, “rules of use and “recommendations”, which should be solemnly counted when presenting the vodka.
Gift tip:
“To get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day was like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. We took the “fortress” because it is needed in overcoming life’s difficulties. We added “degrees” so that they were always at +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that everything good, kind, and bright comes to his home. And “slight dizziness” from happiness, love and fun.”
Rules for using vodka:
It should then be used:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul aches;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.
1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself in an upright position;
2. Hide from children under 16 years of age and from your wife;
3. Keep away from fire;
4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;
5. With excessive libations - poisonous..
12. A set of comic gifts to congratulate a man.
Just for fun, friends give the birthday boy a whole bunch of little things.
Even though you are the hero of the day today,
The laurel wreath will not shine for you.
You’d better accept a bouquet of bay leaves from us (they give a bay leaf)
Don't think of being angry with us -
A nail will come in handy around the house (give a nail)
They wanted to give a flashlight,
But we only found a ball (give a ball)
When you go for a walk,
So that your trousers don't fall off,
You have with you
This pin made of steel (give a pin)
Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (give a glass)
After a drink, have a snack -
This is a very important matter.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (give a napkin)
And for dessert we have
I have some candy for you (they give candy)
You received flowers, roses.
They don't wither in the cold (they give a card with roses)
Happy birthday!
I wish you more arrogance
To be impatient
And shamelessly happy.
Become successful without complexes,
Live with endless luck,
Have fun without shame
Always be smiling.
More often take unceremoniously
Anything in this life
Fulfill all desires
And it's always easy to dream!
Happy birthday pretty!
Let everything always be clear:
So that the income is under a million
And lovers are legion.
May all your wishes come true,
In every business, endeavor,
May success come to you:
Keep your nose up, you are the best!
Happy day, beauty. I wish that your loved one idolizes you, that both in winter and summer you have the opportunity to wrinkle a ticket in your pocket to the Bahamas or the Maldives, that your beauty dazzles all life on Earth, that epics are written and legends circulate about your talents and superiority.
What, old lady, are you depressed?
It's your birthday, have you forgotten?
I've been waiting for you for a long time, my friend,
The doctor is a plastic surgeon.
You've become a year older
Teeth, hair are thinning...
Scared? Ha-ha-ha!
You are young and light.
Cheerful, slim, beautiful,
Loved by all my loved ones,
Well, in order not to grow old,
Don't rush to grow up just yet.
No matter what life throws at you,
Today is a chance to start over!
You are a year cooler today
One year more beautiful, one year better.
Get out a more colorful outfit,
The holiday will be more fun.
All the boys around
We'll put it under your heel.
Today is only your day,
Dive in headfirst.
Don't be shy about being positive
Be mysterious, playful.
Let your dreams come true
The ones you dream about.
White prince, rich horse,
For life to be fire...
A million dollar handbag
Beauty salon,
"Mercedes", apartment, dacha
And good luck in all matters!
Only clear days, crazy nights
I want to wish you so much
And so that on the banks of the azure
You could be on vacation.
Comfortable shoes so that they don’t rub,
And fashionable couture hats,
Beautiful dresses to fit your figure
From different fabrics and textures.
Colleagues at night so as not to dream,
The work was a joy.
So that there is always money,
May your career take off!
I wish you to eat and not get fat,
So as not to go on diets.
I wish your legs
Don't chafe your heels!
So that tender eyes shine,
And the plump lips laughed.
And so that your curls
We've never known gray hairs!
To pay attention to you
Never deprived
So that even in severe frosts
There were roses at your feet!
You are a beauty no matter what,
You always look great.
Charming, beautiful,
Always polite and courteous.
In general, a real treasure -
A hundred carat diamond.
I wish you on your birthday
I wish you luck in everything.
And such a groom
To give you furs,
Yachts, even planes.
In general, so as not to be a miser.
May I love you deeply,
I carried it in my arms all my life.
Happy Birthday!
May your luck strike
Will embrace with bright joy
And it will shower you with success.
And let it swirl with love,
In addition, he will give you everything you need,
And success will come soon,
It will plunge you straight into happiness!
Happy birthday,
I wish you not to be sad.
Soon you will become gray,
A golden tooth will shine.
You will puff up, groan,
You will want to sleep a lot.
I'm kidding, don't be scared
Don't be offended by the poetry.
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart.
Yes, don’t rush to grow old!
Let there be a lot of endorphins
Inside you always, always,
So that the smile doesn't go away
Never from a cute face.
Sadness and depression are all over,
We don't need such things!
And if something hurts,
Then discuss it among your friends.
Let all the sorrows and adversity
You are being passed over.
And may in any of your years
Your mood will be cheerful!
Keep your mouth shut! Please accept our congratulations! We wish you a self-assembled tablecloth, on which there will always be Italian pizza, Swiss chocolate, French croissants and Scotch whiskey. We hope that you will have a Genie who will fulfill your deepest desires!
Dear friend, today is your big holiday. We sincerely wish you a chest of health. Ride a Ferrari with awesome music. And in the evenings drink cocktails. Let everything that was planned come true. I want your life to be as bright as a camera flash.
On this day we have gathered here to celebrate your birthday! It seems to me that you already have everything most valuable and important, so I wish you to have a cottage in Madrid, eat barbecue every weekend, and swim in gold. Let the carpet plane carry you to work in the morning. Let the candles on the cake blow out on the first try. Let your teeth not fall out, your hair not turn gray, and wrinkles not appear.
Birthday boy, don’t yawn, grab your congratulations! And we want to wish you fabulous wealth, amazing moments! We wish you to often go to the bar with friends and drink 16-year-old whiskey. Let there always be beer in the refrigerator. May your weekend always be great. Let the awl in your butt keep you from living a boring life.
We were really looking forward to your birthday! We want to wish you on this significant day that your holiday will always be great. Let every journey be unrealistically cool. We wish you never to grow old and that your head does not hurt in the morning. May there always be spring in your soul. We hope that all life will be sweet, and only food will be salty.
Congratulations listen! I want you to have everything for complete happiness! Let the yacht be at the pier. Let the credit card be unlimited. Let there always be only the best food on the table: there will be Chinese tea, only American burgers, and, of course, Spanish wine, German sausages, Japanese sushi, Russian borscht, Ukrainian lard.
On your birthday, we want to wish you a box of miracles! Let the photos on Instagram be killer. Let all oil rigs have one owner - you.
Bro, today is your holiday! I wish you to go on vacation only to the coolest resorts. Always remain young at heart, so that you can play tricks like in your youth.
My friend, happy birthday! Have a blast. Always be positive. Let everything be great in your personal life. Wake up the first time in the morning, and don’t set your alarm clock ten times. May nothing ever break. Let there be your personal helicopter at the airport, and a motorcycle in the garage.
Friend, we congratulate you! We hope that every day in your life will be like a holiday. We wish you to find answers to all your questions. We hope that all your decisions will be correct. Let the latest model iPhone be in your pocket. And the Russians will win the football championship.
Funny birthday greetings to a man in verse
Well, man, congratulations to you!
I wish you a sea of beer.
No, then it’s the ocean:
You're our beer gourmet.
You can also have herring with beer,
Cognac, wine and vodka.
We'll add money on top
Happiness, joy and dumplings,
And a little love too,
Just don't hit me in the face
And they didn’t drive me off the couch,
And they quietly adored it!
Finally it's all over,
Today the sun was born.
Well, what a charm, what a bunny?!
Oh, it's a dandelion boy!
Always obedient and simple,
But for some reason he’s single.
The face is a little swollen,
Well, not a face, but just a snout...
So handsome, young
And slender, noble, businesslike.
I'll be honest: ideal!
No one has ever seen anything like this.
I want to wish you
Continue in the same spirit.
Grow big and don't get old.
Find your wife quickly!
On your Day I want to wish you
Always get home from work on time,
To always be desired and loved,
And love your wife yourself.
Be just as crazy
And on the head of the sick,
Always honest, positive,
Brave, bright and dear.
Congratulations, dear friend,
You are not young now.
Gray hair plays in the temples,
The left leg is lame.
Hang in there, don't worry
Spit in the face of all problems.
You are so handsome!
Well, just think, not a boy -
An adult uncle, a business man,
But he’s young at heart!
From heart to soul
I congratulate you.
Well, now I'll bring it down
Wishes for you.
I wish you happiness
And, of course, kindness,
A sea of joy, luck,
So that life is simple,
So that the sofa is soft
And the wife was like that,
So that the glass is full
And it is always desirable!
Oh buddy, congratulations
And I wish you everything:
Affection, tenderness, care,
So as not to be kicked out of work,
And a beautiful wife.
I'll give you a little hint here:
Get out of the house more often -
You'll meet a girl. Familiar?
So go down the aisle with her,
Our avid stallion.
Dear friend, congratulations!
I wish you a sea of joy
And I wish I could make more money
And pretty girls.
I wish you happiness,
So that there is no bad weather,
So that life is like raspberries,
To avoid getting a sore throat.
Be as young as you are
And beautiful, mischievous.
My dear and dear,
I congratulate you.
Always be with such a soul
I wish you.
Be as kind, sweet,
Honest, loving, beautiful.
Just don't be jealous
So grumpy in the morning.
And it's time to play sports,
Rest more
Don't overeat on cake
And go to bed.
But I love you like that
Which one I have.
You and I are already family,
And it’s such an honor for me!
Happy Birthday!
Happiness, joy, luck.
And love to boot.
I wish you a dacha
Your own pool and plane,
Let your flight through life
It will be accurate and simple.
Stay single...
Don't look for a problem for yourself.
Take care of your system
Food, nervous.
Walk the right path.
We want to congratulate you
Happy birthday to you.
We say congratulations:
Good luck and luck,
More money and goodness,
Happiness, joy, beaver,
And a little love
So that my wife can warm her feet.
I wish you a lot of money and wealth and prosperity!
And then also finances, so that life in the world can be sweet.
So that only your yachts moor at the pier.
And the girls smiled just like that, not for rubles.
Let your streak of luck fly around the equator!
Well, there is no prohibition on a glass with “white” - a dispenser!
Let the champagne sparkle, we'll toast you!
On your birthday, we wish you to occupy a high position.
So that colleagues respect, the secretary adores!
May you live a hundred years and never know troubles!
Accept congratulations, and quickly pour everyone!
Your birthday has arrived, let's hasten to congratulate you!
We wish you to rule your life for a long time!
Let your health only get stronger, and your friends respect everyone.
In order for the card to be replenished, they always look up to you.
May you always be lucky, may you want and be able!
Always stay in good spirits, remember: life is just life.
Don’t bend under it, always remain steadfast!
Make friends with the positive, sad, don’t go to bed!
Gather your friends more often, maybe at home, maybe more often!
We will always come to you, support you and eat you!
We wish you to look great, and we wish you happiness, in your personal life!
We also wish from the bottom of our hearts that babies will appear.
You will be a faithful husband, father, because you are a daredevil in life!
Well, while you’re among us, we’re hanging out - it’s great, it’s just great!
Handsome, smart, rich, powerful - may there be no clouds over you!
Enjoy your birthday by accepting congratulations!
May you always be on horseback, with positivity on the wave!
Let them rustle in your pockets: pounds, euros and rubles.
So that they can help a lot in life’s problems.
Well, the main thing is always to make life sweet, meet your love.
Let her blood boil!
Today everything is possible, there is no word “impossible”.
Now all the family and friends have gathered!
If you want to put your head in the cake, we are all waiting.
We'll be happy to give you a little push!
You are a cheerful birthday boy, and a very good friend.
May life protect you from sorrows and evil blizzards!
So that he dresses in an expensive store, and always travels in a gold limousine.
There was always money left on the credit card, the beauties only smiled at you.
May life always be stormy and bright!
Keep your tail up and always be happy!
Let everything always be just - Hurray!
Oh, I came to the party, you invited me, my friend!
Of course, I congratulate you and wish you much happiness.
I wish for a house near the sea, and not to know grief in that house.
Cadillac and Jaguar, and also a sports car!
So that on the highway, the speed is two hundred, so that you don’t sit still!
Congratulations! Pour it up! And make a wish!
Always follow a diet, they say it’s good for you.
Visit the gym, you will be very agile.
And make friends with nature, remember: she gives life!
In general, you repeat everywhere: “I want, I can and I will!”
Cool did I wish here? I tried, I composed!
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Birthday is always the most long-awaited and most enjoyable holiday, especially for girls. I want to congratulate you on this amazing holiday of Your Day and wish with all my heart to remain as beautiful and irresistible.
