Funny and beautiful sayings about love. Cool statuses about love. Funny and funny statuses about love
Love yourself for the good of others.
A woman dies, and Death comes to her. The woman, seeing Death, smiled and said she was ready.
- What are you ready for? Death asked.
- I'm ready for God to take me to Paradise! the woman replied.
- And why did you decide that God would take you to himself? Death asked.
- Well, how? I suffered so much that I deserved the peace and love of God, the woman replied.
What exactly did you suffer from? Death asked.
- When I was little, I was always unfairly punished by my parents. They beat me, put me in a corner, yelled at me as if I had done something terrible. When I was in school, my classmates bullied me and also beat and humiliated me. When I got married, my husband drank all the time and cheated on me. My children exhausted my whole soul, and in the end they didn’t even come to my funeral. When I worked, my boss yelled at me all the time, delayed my salary, left me on weekends, and then fired me altogether without paying me. Neighbors gossiped about me behind my back, saying that I was a walking woman. And one day a robber attacked me and stole my bag and raped me.
- Well, what did you do good in your life? Death asked.
- I was always kind to everyone, went to church, prayed, took care of everyone, pulled everything on myself. I experienced so much pain from this world, like Christ, that I deserved Paradise ...
- Well, well ... - Death answered - I understand you. There remains a small formality. Sign one contract and go straight to Paradise.
Death handed her a piece of paper with one sentence to tick. The woman looked at Death and, as if she had been doused with ice water, said that she could not put a tick under this sentence.
It was written on the piece of paper: "I forgive all my offenders and ask for forgiveness from everyone whom I offended."
Why can't you forgive them all and ask for forgiveness? Death asked.
- Because they did not deserve my forgiveness, because if I forgive them, it means that nothing happened, it means that they will not answer for their deeds. And I have no one to ask for forgiveness ... I didn’t do anything bad to anyone!
- Are you sure about that? Death asked.
- Absolutely!
- What do you feel for those who caused you so much pain? Death asked.
- I feel anger, anger, resentment! It is unfair that I should forget and erase from my memory the evil that people have done to me!
- What if you forgive them and stop experiencing these feelings? Death asked.
The woman thought for a while and replied that there would be emptiness inside!
- You have always experienced this emptiness in your heart, and this emptiness has devalued you and your life, and the feelings that you experience give meaning to your life. Now tell me, why do you feel emptiness?
- Because all my life I thought that those whom I loved and those for whom I lived would appreciate me, but in the end they disappointed me. I gave my life to my husband, children, parents, friends, but they did not appreciate it and turned out to be ungrateful!
- Before God said goodbye to his son and let him go to earth, he said one last phrase to him, which was supposed to help him realize life in himself and himself in this life ...
- What? the woman asked.
- THE WORLD STARTS WITH YOU..!
- What does it mean?
- So he did not understand what God told him about ... This is about the fact that only you are responsible for everything that happens in your life! You choose to suffer or be happy! So explain to me who exactly caused you so much pain?
- It turns out I'm on my own ... - the woman answered in a trembling voice.
- So who can't you forgive?
- Myself? The woman answered in a weeping voice.
- Forgive yourself - it means admitting your mistake! To forgive yourself is to accept your imperfection! Forgiving yourself means opening up to yourself! You hurt yourself and decided that the whole world is to blame for this, and they do not deserve your forgiveness ... And you want God to accept you with open arms?! Have you decided that God is like a soft-bodied stupid old man who will open doors for fools and evil sufferers?! Do you think he created the perfect place for people like you? That's when you create your own paradise, where first of all you, and then the rest, will feel good, then you will knock on the doors of the heavenly abode, but for now God has given me instructions to send you back to earth so that you learn how to create a world in which reigns love and care. And the one who cannot take care of himself lives in a deep delusion that he can take care of others. Do you know how God punishes a woman who considers herself an ideal mother?
- How? the woman asked.
- He sends her children, whose fates break before her eyes ...
- I understood ... I could not make my husband loving and devoted. She failed to raise happy and successful children. I couldn’t keep a hearth where there would be peace and harmony… In my world, everyone suffered…
- Why? Death asked.
- I wanted everyone to feel sorry for me and sympathize ... But no one took pity on me ... And I thought that God would definitely take pity on me and hug me!
- Remember that the most dangerous people on earth are those who want to arouse pity and compassion for themselves ... They are called "victims" ... Your greatest ignorance lies in the fact that you think that God needs someone's sacrifice! He will never let into his abode one who knows nothing but pain and suffering, for this sacrifice will sow pain and suffering in his world...! Go back and learn to love and take care of yourself, and then those who live in your world. And to begin with, ask forgiveness for your ignorance and forgive yourself for it!
The woman closed her eyes and started the journey again, but only under a different name and with different parents.
Often, simple communication turns into friendship, and that, in turn, into love!
You feel real happiness just by cuddling up to a person dear to you and feeling his support, and flowers, sweets, gifts, movies, expensive clubs and restaurants are simple pleasures, not happiness!
True love manifests itself when, during your illness, a guy climbs to kiss, and, having heard from you “You will get infected”, he answers “It won’t stop me!”
A man will love a truly dear girl simply because she exists, and heels and makeup have nothing to do with it!
Fate is able to separate us, but not extinguish our love. Memory can not erase what was between us.
If you love, do not shout at the whole Internet, but look into his eyes. Maybe you will see something.
I will not stand next to another girl, even at a distance of a meter, if my beloved is not nearby.
You could easily find yourself one with whom it will be easy ... - And what's the point if I love you.
When a man is satisfied with the thought that he has conquered a woman, a woman is satisfied with the knowledge that he thinks so.
The best wife is a girl... who takes care of you like a mother... and listens to you like a sister..
The young man gave the girl a bouquet of 100 roses, in which one flower was artificial, saying - I will love you until the very last of them withers.
Save the relationship, you don't need to save the parting.
Love is like a butterfly - it quickly flies into the light, but after a burn with vivid feelings, it simply dies.
Any love story can never repeat itself twice, no matter how hard you try, but a new one will begin, much better than the previous one!
I'm sorry, I didn't put on my makeup today, don't I look too awful? - And I keep thinking that it happened that you are so especially beautiful today!
Love is like a tsunami, it starts just as suddenly and abruptly, develops with the same force, demolishing everything in its path, and leaves the same devastation when it ends!
Someday your friend, seeing me, will ask you if I am your ex-girlfriend? You will answer in the affirmative, after which you will hear from him that you are a real asshole, since you lost such gold!
What a joy to see your ex next to a scary girl!
If a girl began a period of desperate fucking, it means that her heart was broken.
Sometimes you say “Let's go for a walk, the weather is good”, and in your head “I want you to be with me forever, I want a child from you, love me always.”
Don't forget to remind yourself that you don't care about me and you don't love me every time you go to my page, look at photos and choke on your saliva.
Do not shout about love and do not talk about indifference, in both cases only the eyes will show the truth!
The universe protects you from unnecessary people, and therefore rejoice if you part with someone.
You should not try to seduce a guy who has a girlfriend, because if he leaves her for you, then he will also leave you for someone else.
Funny love statuses
The desire of a woman is the law ... while the desire of a man is a woman!
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Treat yourself with love, and treat everything else with humor!
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Alcohol and falling in love are the official sponsors of stupidity.
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A man does not forgive, he forgets, and a woman - she forgives everything, but never forgets.
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Love is when sex becomes so amazing that you can no longer have it with anyone else ...
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"Baby, I love you!" - excellent status! And all the suns are pleased, and you do not burn ...
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I want to fall in love, I'm looking for a victim ...
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There are no cold women, there are men with damp matches!
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Does love have its own laws? According to my observations - most often there is complete chaos.
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Love cannot be "Download" or "Copy"
And rashly in the "Delete" basket.
“Block” cannot be, “Format”,
But we can save love...
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People who see each other in a dream should wake up next to each other ...
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And how good it starts for everyone: beloved ... cute ... cute ... little ... stupid ... fool ... fool ... idiot ... stupid ... cattle ... bastard ... bastard ... I hate ...
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A real girl should have a real man, not a rag! Rags must be with mops!!!
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Love comes... Love goes... Love comes... Love goes... Look, stop messing around!
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There are no irreplaceable ones. There are unforgettable ones.
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In a love triangle, one corner is always obtuse!
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There are no ideal relationships ... There is female wisdom not to notice male stupidity. There is a man's strength to forgive women's weaknesses. And ideality ... Leave it to the series ...
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The station saw more sincere kisses than the registry office.
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The wise man was asked: "If a person loves, will he return?" The wise man replied: "If a person loves, he will not leave"
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The ideal relationship is if you… fight like husband and wife, chat like best friends, flirt like 16 year olds, and take care of each other like brother and sister
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A little boy says to a little girl: - I love you! - Just like an adult? - No, I really love you.
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Love is a fairy tale, and a year later a stroller
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We think we stop falling in love when we get old… No! We get old when we stop loving...
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Only time will make it clear who is a friend, who is an enemy, who is a loved one, and who is just like that ...
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In a loved one, even flaws are liked, and in an unloved person, even virtues annoy.
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It is better to have one person in your life for whom you are the sun, than a million people for whom you are just a star.
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It doesn't matter who you sleep with. What matters is who you think about when you close your eyes.
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People must be loved, and things must be used. And not vice versa!
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Do not look for the rich, do not look for the beautiful, but look for the worthy and forever loved ... Do not look for the capricious, do not look for the "brilliant" and then you will find your... REAL!!!
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Any fool can love when everything is good in a relationship… True love is tested when everything is bad…
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If you do not strive to change for the sake of a loved one ... perhaps he is not so beloved ....
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Have you seen my happiness?
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Love is six letters: 2 vowels, 3 consonants, a soft sign and two crazy ones!
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Happiness is when in the house, in bed and in the head - the same person ...
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For the joys of love sensations, having once paid with acute pain, we are so afraid of new hobbies that we wear a condom in our souls.
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Love is when you give a person freedom of choice and he chooses you!!!
Save water - shower together.
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Love triangle: two legs, the third ... Does not roll.
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The only person whose declarations of love I unconditionally believe is my child.
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What is the difference between fake love and real love? Fake: - I like snowflakes on your hair! Real: -Fool, why without a hat?
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For a strong union, a couple needs a toddler! Funny SMS on Valentine's Day
To kill her, as some expected, I certainly could not. You see, I loved her. It was love at first sight, at last sight, from eternal sight. Nabokov
True love is the cure for lust. And lust is the cure for true love
He who is poor in love is stingy even with his politeness. Friedrich Nietzsche
To be together means to be together in everything and to the end.
People give flowers to a friend because they contain the true meaning of love. Anyone who tries to take possession of a flower will soon see how it withers and loses its beauty. And the one who just admires it in the meadow will receive it forever. Love is above all freedom.
Paulo Coelho
Nothing conquers, softens a man's heart like the consciousness that he is loved.
I'm strong, I can handle it.
- I will be strong, and you be gentle and just love me.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Everyone dreams of beautiful love, but few people understand that it does not begin with the words: "I", "me", "mine", "I want", but with the question: "What can I do for you?"
If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will do anything to be with her...
You can't trust a photograph or a mirror. Our only true reflection is in the eyes of a person who loves us.
Oscar Wilde
The best place on earth is in the arms of a loved one..
“I love you” - this phrase has become pop, like Pepsi and cocaine. You say it at the level of "How are you" and "You look good."
They could not reach each other, but they were able to touch the soul. Ariel Buteau
You won't waste love. The more you give, the more you have left. When you draw from a living spring, it becomes more generous every day.
No woman in the world is able to resist the man she sincerely loves.
The man asked the sage: “Which woman is the most beautiful?”… He thought and answered: “Beloved”…
It is very difficult to sleep with someone you do not love, and almost impossible - with someone you have stopped loving.
An ideal couple sometimes resembles a children's puzzle, in which such seemingly different pieces, when combined together, form a whole picture.
I want the story of our love to run around the house.
If a guy loves, a girl feels it.
I will not be your most gorgeous ex, but I will be the only one who understood you and loved you for who you are.
…They sealed their relationship with an inextricable, diabolical bond of round-the-clock conversations. Jack Kerouac. "On the road".
A real man is like a wolf…either alone or with one she-wolf forever. And running after sheep is the lot of sheep.
If you love and you don't, let go. If you are loved, but you are not - rate and take a closer look. If love is mutual, fight. Osho
Happiness is to find the one who was looking for you. author unknown
First, just a "friend request", and then "you are my everything"!
Under the layer of pride and self-love lies a thin layer of love with caramel taste and vanilla smell...
How nice it is to freeze, then to warm up in the arms of a loved one.
And when I say that you are my favorite, perhaps this is not true love either; love is what you are to me a knife with which I dig into myself. Franz Kafka
Never go back. There is no point in going back. Even if there are the same eyes in which thoughts sank. Even if you are drawn to a place where everything was still so nice, don’t go there ever, forget forever what happened. The same people live in the past that they always promised to love. If you remember this - forget it, you never go there. Don't trust them, they are strangers. After all, once they left you. They killed faith in the soul, in love, in people and in themselves. Live simply by what you live and even though life is like hell, look only forward, NEVER GO BACK ...
All of us, deep down, are actually afraid of love, because it gives not only pleasure. It makes a person be moral, it makes you forgive and sacrifice, take care and educate. It forces us to change, and change is often accompanied by loss and suffering. Love makes us be responsible for loved ones, for the family, for all of humanity.
Agree, Paul, that the happiness of a loved one brings us much more joy than our own. Balzac Honore
We are never so defenseless as when we love and never so hopelessly unhappy as when we lose the object of love or his love.
Love is just not enough. She has happiness, but she wants heaven, she has heaven, she wants heaven.
O lovers! All this is in your love. Just try to find. Victor Marie Hugo
Relationships become happy not because people get along so well with each other, but because they persevere through those moments where they do not get along.
To swear eternal love to a woman is as absurd as to say that you will always be healthy, or you will always be happy. Charles de Montesquieu
When someone tells you about love, it means that he loves you today. And tomorrow he might run away with your best friend. Cassie Kind
What a great happiness it is to love and be loved.
They lived happily ever after until they met each other! Mikhail Zadornov
How much does a person need to be happy?
- A lot of! A whole other person.
"When someone loves you, and when you make someone happy, you suddenly start to feel like the most beautiful person in the world."
Angelina Jolie
Happy is not the one who has many girls, but the one who needs only one for happiness.
I'm jealous of you, to put it mildly, I honestly love you. M. Wright
Love just like that, and not for any reason. Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy
He would be quiet, submissive in everything, such,
to be happy from rare meetings,
but God sent him - restless,
and strictly ordered to take care of me.
The main thing in life is to find: yourself, yours and yours ...
“Before you judge me, take my shoes and walk my path, taste my tears, feel my pain, stumble on every stone that I stumbled on ... And only after that say that you know how to live correctly ... ". Adele
Indifference is the only cure for madness and despair. Dean Koontz
Manage to fall in love with one so as to pass by thousands of the best, and not look back.
Turn a big scandal into a small one, a small one into nothing.
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Love is when good people feel bad. Spleen
“He realized that she was not only close to him, but that he now does not know where she ends and he begins.” L. Tolstoy “Anna Karenina”
I do not know how to half love or be friends, or I will give my whole soul, or nothing.
Great people develop love in themselves, and only a petty soul cherishes the spirit of hatred.
It happens that the person who can save you drowns. Frederic Begbeder
What I am to you, you will be to me. Heinrich Mann
Women love only those they don't know. Mikhail Lermontov
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Love does not end with the fact that people may not see each other for a long time. After all, we believe in God all our lives without seeing him ...
You can survive everything. The main thing is to have the person next to you who will survive it with you.
Love is when you are not compared with anyone, because they know for sure that there is no one better than you and cannot be.
And the hour comes when you want to destroy what you love so that it no longer torments you.
Love is a battle. Lost in advance.
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A real man loves dominating; a real woman loves to obey.
They repeatedly tried to make love, but for some reason it always turned out to have sex.
I want to forget all this. I need love. I need to love - and nothing else.
Love is at first as fragile as a cobweb, and then it acquires the strength of a rope.
We all only talk and read about love, but we ourselves love little, and this, really, is not good.
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Don't be afraid to change anything in your life if your heart and soul desire it. Otherwise, you will have to live, changing both the soul and the heart ...
One breaks his plans in order to be free for you at any moment. And the other just lives his life and writes you into his free moments.
What kind of love does not happen in life, but you cannot love the same way twice.
Love... It's like a cup of hot coffee on a cool spring morning. You can get warm, but you can get burned ...
Love is built on trust and mutual understanding, not on deceit!
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Nothing ruins a relationship like breaking it down.
The less people know about your relationship, the stronger it is!
The difference between love and friendship - for the latter there is no expiration date ...
Love is a disease with new symptoms each time.
Love is worthy only of that which, despite the distance, remains faithful to you.
Love begins where nothing is expected in return.
The one who is to blame does not always ask for forgiveness. The one who values \u200b\u200bthe relationship asks for forgiveness.
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And tell me why, despite how many relationships we had behind us, when we hear a quote or a phrase about love, we remember only one single person from the past. And everyone has his own.
If the day ever comes when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, I'll be in it forever.
Never put sad statuses. After all, every beast wants to see how lousy you are.
Once I killed love... Now it's back and slowly killing me...
In love, as in nature, the first colds are the most sensitive.
It is not difficult to kill love in yourself, it is difficult to kill memories.
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Love is not when he tells you: "I love you", but when you just look at him and understand - he loves.
Love is like a cat. She scratches us until we bleed, even if we just wanted to play with her.
Mother's love is the only love from which betrayal cannot be expected.
The richest thing in the world is the wind. People throw money at him, hopes, words, love.
Do not confuse love and desire. Love is the sun, desire is the flash.
Don't rush to get close, don't rush to fall in love, don't rush to reject, don't rush to leave. In a hurry, you can miss love, mistaking it for a random episode in your biography.
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It's hard when you put an end to a relationship, and someone very close draws two more.
The man asked the sage: "Which woman is the most beautiful?"... He thought and answered: "Beloved"...
Love is like a flower - it needs time to bloom.
Love is like a flower that at some point can only be given to one person.
To live and not love is impossible, one must live and love, but only carefully.
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I believe in you. You believe in me. Why don't you believe in us?
Relationships fail when a person is partly with another, and partly with someone else imaginary.
Humanly, we can sometimes love ten, lovingly - many - two. Inhuman - always one ... (Marina Tsvetaeva)
Where there is no love, there is no soul.
A man is cruel when he doesn't love anymore. Especially if he loves another.
Love is fire: it does not shine - everything is dark, but it shines - it is not surprising to burn out.
Love without pain is not love.
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If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will get her no matter what.
Looking for a man who will make my life easy? I'd rather have someone who makes her interesting.
A true king only needs one queen.
Someone lacks one woman, and he switches to the fifth, tenth. And another does not have enough life - to love the one and only. (Konstantin Khabensky)
If in the absence of a person you are completely indifferent to him, and his presence intoxicates you with happiness, what is really happening?
They didn't even live... They crept after each other, afraid to lose each other and get too close.
Hold me tight, hold my world in your palm, don't let go...
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it is not important who you live with, but without whom you cannot live ...
A handful of people incapable of physical intimacy. It's so easy to tell the monitor about the most intimate, but saying "hello" at a meeting is a colossal problem.
Respect and love are capitals that must be placed somewhere. Therefore, they are usually conceded on credit.
But most of all I regret that I did not fight for us, while you never gave up.
Love has nothing to do with relationships, love is a state.
After all, nothing is more important between two people than the desire to be together. Give each other everything you have, everything you have left.
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Love is a sweet trap that no one leaves without tears.
If love doesn't make you cry, love.
Still, a wonderful thing is first love, especially if you manage to get rid of it in time.
Nothing burns like you.
It happens that love will lead you so far that you will not find a way back.
The love we have in our hearts is the only myth that never changes.
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It's not love, it's a habit. And as they say, bad habits need to be abandoned.
If anyone says that love and peace is a cliché that went away with the sixties, that will be their problem. Love and peace are eternal (John Lennon)
As long as we love, we can forgive
Love has two barriers - circumstances and fears. We often lack the courage to step over the stones of the past, the doubts of the present.
When you love someone, no one will force you to believe that the one you love can not love you.
I wanted to see you to see if it would be nice to see you again.
All love is happiness, even if it is not divided.
There is a bright shelter on earth. Love and loyalty live there. Everything that sometimes we only dream of - settled there forever!
At the last minute before the explosion, someone will fall in love and the world will be saved.
It often happens that it is not so easy to tell about your feelings to the object of admiration. I want to convey love in the most beautiful words, but the fear of being ridiculed forces us to withdraw into ourselves and be silent. Of course, you can just say “I love you”, but there is an option to express your feelings in a more subtle and original way, and you can do this by setting statuses about love on a social network. They cannot be compared with an airplane dragging a canvas with hearts, but, believe me, the vital, beautiful phrases that you post on a social network will help not only express all the shades of your feelings, but also show the seriousness of your intentions.
If you want to make a sweet, romantic confession to a girl, boyfriend, wife or husband, then the meaningful love statuses collected on our website are exactly what you need. The touching, funny and sad quotes and sayings we have selected will turn even a small spark into a blazing flame of passion. In addition, you can choose our status for any situation, whether it is a fleeting passion or a deep feeling.
Funny and funny statuses about love
As you know, the mood of lovers is changeable. Sometimes you want to mourn, and sometimes you want to have fun. According to the mood, you can also choose the status, so if you want to please your beloved or loved one with positive, a little daring or philosophical statements with a touch of humor, choose quotes from those presented on our website. Thanks to our site, you will always be on top, and your statuses will be admired.
Many words have been said about love, but, anyway, it is difficult to describe what can only be felt. Nevertheless, even a few phrases can very well express what is happening in the soul and show the depth of feelings and emotions. Post a touching status about love, and it will immediately become clear to your soulmate who the words are addressed to. Believe me, every person will appreciate the recognition posted on the network.
Status about love: free, online, in poetry and prose
Our phrases and quotes about the greatest feeling will not leave anyone indifferent. If you want the whole world to know about your love, take this simple step - set an awesome love status for a guy or a girl. Today, distance is not a hindrance to relationships, especially if you show pleasant signs of attention by setting cool and unforgettable statuses about love for your soulmate!
