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Scenario of sports entertainment for children 3-4 years old

“I am a fun toy, and my name is Petrushka!”

Educator:

Children, a guest should come to us today, guess who he is?

I'll give you a riddle:

My fun hat

Famously shifted to the barrel.

I am a fun toy.

And my name is ... Petrushka!

Educator:

Well done! Guess it's Petrushka. But where is he, why does he take so long to go? Probably got lost and cannot find our kindergarten, let's call him loudly so that he hears.

Children: Parsley, Petrushka!

Parsley:

Run, run, guys! I got a little lost. Hello!

How glad I am to see you! I haven't been with you in a while. You have grown so much over the winter! Spring has come, and summer will come after it, and you will grow even more if you run more, jump more, do exercises, and wash your face in the morning. I came to play with you, I brought a whole bag of fun games. Want to see what I have there? I'd rather show you myself.

(Pulls out a small cap.) Do you know what it is? The cap is not easy, it is a little magical. I will put it on your head, and you will loudly tell me your name.

Parsley:

What else do I have in my bag? Would you like to see? (Pulls out two small hoops.) Guys, do you know what it is? This is a steering wheel. And we will play a fun game: "Driver". Children are divided into two teams. Two "chauffeurs" are selected. They pick up the "steering wheel" and run to the other end of the hall. The child clings to the “steering wheel” and the “driver transports” him to the other end of the hall, leaves him there. Runs for the next one.

Parsley:

Well done boys! What else is in my bag? (Pulls out a tambourine). And now I want to see which of you is the fastest and most agile. Look, guys, there are beautiful gates over there, and next to them a cockerel is sitting on a stump and waiting for you. Whoever runs up to the cockerel first, raises the tambourine and rings into it, the cockerel will immediately sing.

Parsley:

Let's see what else I have in the bag? (Pulls out cat's hat.)

I was told here that you are very fond of the game: "Cat and Mice." Let's play it!

MYSTERIES ABOUT FAIRY-TALE HEROES
He got leeches
I sold Karabas
The whole smell of marsh mud,
His name was...

(Pinocchio - Duremar)

He lived in Prostokvashino
And he was friends with Matroskin.
He was a little simple
The name of the dog...

(Totoshka - Sharik)

He walked boldly through the forest,
But the fox ate the hero.
At parting, the poor thing sang.
His name was...

(Cheburashka - Kolobok)

Poor dolls are beaten and tormented,
He is looking for a magic key.
He has a terrible look
This is a doctor...

(Aibolit - Karabas)

For many days he was on the road,
To find your wife
And the ball helped him,
His name was...

(Kolobok - Ivan Tsarevich)

Everyone knows, peeps
It hinders and hurts everyone.
She only cares about the rat,
And her name is...

(Yaga - Shapoklyak)

And beautiful and sweet
Only very small!
slender figurine,
And they call...

(Snow Maiden - Thumbelina)

Lived in a bottle for hundreds of years
Finally saw the light
He has grown a beard
This kind...

(Santa Claus - Old Man Hottabych)

With blue hair
And big eyes
This doll is an actress
And her name is...

(Alice - Malvina)

He somehow lost his tail,
But the guests brought him back.
He's grumpy like an old man
This sad...

(Piglet - Donkey Eeyore)

He's a big naughty and comedian
He has a house on the roof.
Boastful and arrogant,
And his name is...

(Dunno - Carlson)

What is this very strange
Wooden man?
On land and underwater
Looking for a golden key.
It has a long nose everywhere...
Who is this?...

(Pinocchio)

The red girl is sad:
She doesn't like spring
It's hard for her in the sun!
Tears shed, poor thing!

(Snow Maiden)

Oh, you, Petya-simplicity,
Gone a little:
Didn't listen to the cat
Looked out the window...

(Cockerel - golden comb)

MYSTERIES ABOUT ANIMALS
Who flickers in the dense forest,
Red fur coat blazes?
He knows a lot about chickens!
This animal is called...

(Wolf - Fox)

Who is not friends with the bright light,
Underground in winter and summer?
His nose dug up the entire slope.
It's just grey...

(Elephant - Mole)

Who in the forest trembles under the tree,
So as not to meet with a double-barreled gun?
Rides the field, emboldened.
This animal is called...

(Lion - Hare)

This animal sleeps in winter
He looks clumsy.
Likes berries and honey
And it's called...

(Behemoth - Bear)

It's not a rainbow, it's not a flame,
What kind of bird, guess?
Chatting with us all day
Multicolored...

(Parrot)

Wow baby!
She does not have a neck - a tower!
You're right, my friend, of course -
Callancha's name is...

(Giraffe)

He is not a deer and not a bull,
Used to live in hot countries.
Has a horn on the nose
So this is...

(Rhinoceros)

The firebird spread its tail,
It burns and shines.
From overseas valleys to us
This tail brought...

(Peacock)

The trunk is long, the mouth is with fangs,
Legs look like pillars
Like a mountain, it is huge.
Guessed? This...

(Elephant)

Fall apart like on the beach.
Maybe we can sit next to each other?
No, it's dangerous, come on:
Sunbathing...

(Crocodile)

Name - at least you vote -
Someone gave, and you wear it!
The animal is completely harmless.
And his name is...

(Echidna)

I get comfortable
I have a closet with me
And reliable and faithful
Storeroom for grain.
Where is the closet?
Behind the cheek
Here I am cunning!

(Hamster)

Standing on one leg
He gazes into the water.
Pokes beak at random,
Looking for frogs in the river.
A drop sparkles on the nose -
Do you recognize? This...

(Heron)

What is a spring bird
Likes to follow the plow and feed?

(Starling)

In rich clothes, and he himself is blind,
Lives without a window, never seen the sun.

(Mole)

We need sewing needles
And who needs needles to live?

(Hedgehog)

Fidget motley, long-tailed bird,
The bird is talkative, the most talkative.

(Magpie)

They have a very strange look:
Dad has curls in a wave,
And my mother has a haircut.
Why is she offended?
Gets angry often
For all mother...

(Lioness)

Not a beast, not a bird
The sock is like a knitting needle.
Flies - squeaks,
Sitting down - silent.

(Mosquito)

What a miracle Here is a miracle:
Dish on top, dish on bottom.
A miracle is walking along the road -
The head sticks out and the legs.

(Turtle)

Lying under the stump
Twists his tail
And even in a puddle
Doesn't bother at all.

(Pig)

jumping animal,
Not a mouth, but a trap.
Fall into a trap
And a mosquito and a fly.

(Frog)

Has grown, has grown
Came out of the bush
It rolled down my arms,
It felt on the teeth.

(Nut)

I saw once
I saw guys
Like a grandfather with a grandson
They ran somewhere.
We hurried somewhere
Trotted somewhere
And a bearded grandfather
And a bearded grandson.

(Goat and Kid)

Who likes to rush through the branches?
Of course the redhead...

(Squirrel)

In raspberry understands a lot
The owner of the forest is brown ...

(Bear)

Who is beating like a drum?
Sitting on a pine...

(Woodpecker)

Fan tail, crown on head
There is no bird more beautiful than...

(Peacock)

Naughty commas
Swim under the bridge
Black, nimble,
With a thin, flexible tail.
Commas will grow -
They will start jumping in the meadows.

(Tadpoles)

In more often, head up,
Howling with hunger...

(Wolf)

Daughters and sons
Learn to snort...

(Pig)

In his warm puddle
Loud croaking...

(Frog)

Don't put it in your wallet
This strange patch.
He has four legs
The tail is a pink hook!

(piggy)

Once upon a time there was a little puppy
But grew up, however,
And now he's not a puppy -
Adult.

(Dog)

From the palm tree down to the palm tree again
Leaping smartly...

(Monkey)

Foal every day
Growing up and becoming...

(Horse)

The bull is a mighty giant
As a child, I was...

(Telecom)

Fat goof ram -
Thin...

(Lamb)

This important cat Fluff -
Little...

(kitty)

And the brave cockerel -
Tiny...

(Chicken)

I recognize the donkey myself
By his big...

(ears)

- Tell me, hunter, plainly,
How did you deal with the wolf?
- I caught him.
- But as?
- He ran into that ravine,
- Where dope grass grows,
Skok! - and right into my...

(Trap)

The elephant is walking along the road.
That's the trunk! That's the legs!
The bridge sagged under the elephant.
The elephant has a huge...

(Height)

Dogs, don't touch the camel
This will end badly for you.
He deftly fights with enemies
With their big...

(Kicking)

He builds a house on the rock.
Isn't it scary to live there?
Though beauty is all around
But such height!
No, the owner is not afraid
Roll down a steep cliff -
Two mighty wings
The owner...

(Orla)

Who sings so loudly
About the rising sun?

(Cockerel)

Glass house on the window
With clear water
With stones and sand at the bottom
And with a goldfish.

(Aquarium)

At the bottom, where it is quiet and dark,
A mustachioed log lies.

(catfish)

Crawling backwards, backwards
Everything under water lacks a claw.

(Cancer)

In the meadow near the trees
The house is built from needles.
He is not visible behind the grass,
And it has a million residents.

(Ants)

Who is above us upside down
Walking - not afraid
Not afraid to fall, flies all day,
Does everyone get bored?

(Fly)

Lying between the trees
Pillow with needles.
Lying quietly
Then she suddenly ran away.
Who from the tall dark pines
Did you throw a bump at the kids?
And into the bushes through the stump
Flashed like a flame?

(Squirrel)

The fly gasped first:
- Oh, what lace! ..
Poor thing, as if in mud,
Stuck in...

(web)

fluff ball,
long ear,
Jumping smartly
Loves carrots.

(Rabbit)

MYSTERIES ABOUT NATURE
He's completely inaudible
Went out for a walk.
Wet, soft beak
He knocked on the roofs.
striped trail
Drawn a window.
And having passed, remained
I have in my palms.

(Rain)

Between the mountains, among the fast rivers,
The wind tends the sheep.
He blows - sheep fly
Drink water from river to river.
Drink without restraint until
Their sides will not pour!

(Clouds)

Who enters the window
And doesn't break it?

(Sunbeam)

He makes noise in the field and in the garden,
But it won't get into the house.
And I'm not going anywhere
As long as he goes.

(Rain)

colorful gate
Someone built in the meadow.
The master tried
He took paint for the gate
Not one, not two, not three -
As many as seven, you look.
What is the name of this gate?
Can you draw them?

(Rainbow)

I ran along the meadow path -
Poppies nodded their heads.
Running along the blue river -
The river became rippled.

(Wind)

As in the sky, from the north,
The gray swan swam
The swan swam full,
Down threw, poured
On the lake fields
White snow and feathers.

(Snow cloud)

Who hits the roof all night
Yes, it knocks
And mumbles, and sings, lulls?

(Rain)

You warm up the whole world
You don't know fatigue
Smiling at the window
And everyone calls you...

(Sun)

What is this ceiling?
He's low, he's high
Now he is gray, then whitish,
It's a little blue.
And sometimes so beautiful -
Lace and blue-blue!

(Sky)

Alone in the sky at night
Golden orange.
Two weeks have passed
We didn't eat orange
But only remained in the sky
Orange slice.

(Moon, month)

He was a black cloud at first
He lay down in white fluff on the forest.
Covered the whole earth with a blanket,
And in the spring it completely disappeared.

(Snow)

MYSTERIES ABOUT THE SEASONS
The cold has come.
The water turned to ice.
Long-eared hare gray
Turned into a white bunny.
The bear stopped roaring:
The bear went into hibernation in the forest.
Who's to say, who knows
When does it happen?

(Winter)

Who whitens the glades with white
And writes on the walls with chalk,
sews downy feather beds,
Did you decorate all the windows?

(Winter)

Streams rang, rooks flew in.
The bee brought the first honey to the hive.
Who's to say, who knows when it happens?

(Spring)

I open the kidneys, into green leaves.
I dress the trees, I water the crops,
Movement is full, they call me ...

(Spring)

The sun bakes, the linden blossoms.
Rye ripens, when does it happen?

(Summer)

I am woven from heat, I carry warmth with me,
I warm the rivers, "swim!" - I invite you.
And you all love me for this, I ...

(Summer)

I bring the harvest, I sow the fields again,
I send birds to the south, I undress the trees,
But I don't touch the pines and fir-trees, I...

(Autumn)

In the morning we go to the yard -
Leaves fall like rain
Rustle underfoot
And fly, fly, fly...

(Autumn)

MYSTERIES ABOUT PLANTS
round hat,
Brown side.
jumped to the ground -
The oak has grown.

(Acorn)

Red nose stuck to the ground
And the green tail is outside.
We don't need a green tail
All you need is a red nose.

(Carrot)

Standing on a strong foot
Now lies in a basket.

(Mushroom)

A green bush grows
Touch - bite.

(Nettle)

Holding a girl in her hand
Cloud on a stem.
It's worth blowing on him -
And there will be nothing.

(Dandelion)

round, ruddy,
I grow on a branch
adults love me
And little kids.

(Apple)

Hey bells,
Blue color,
With a tongue
And no call!

(bells)

I am a drop of summer on a thin leg.
Weave boxes and baskets for me.
Whoever loves me is glad to bow.
And the name was given to me by my native land.

(Strawberry)

Green in the spring, tanned in the summer,
Autumn came to the garden, lit a red torch.

(Rowan)

Not caring about the weather
He walks in a white sundress,
And on one of the warm days
May gives her earrings.

(Birch)

What a beauty
Worth it, shining brightly?
How beautifully trimmed...
Tell me who is she?

(Christmas tree)

The guys have a green friend,
Cheerful friend, good,
He will stretch out hundreds of hands to them
And thousands of hands.

(Forest)

I lowered the curls into the river -
And sad about something
And about what he is sad, he does not tell anyone.

(Willow)

MYSTERIES WITH CHORAL ANSWERS
He is neither a deer nor a bull.
Used to live in hot countries.
Has a horn on the nose.
Who is this?

(Rhinoceros)

He's tall, he's huge
It looks like a crane.
Only this crane is alive -
With real head.
That one of you guys is right
Who will answer us...

(Giraffe)

Piglet instead of a nose.
Instead of a ponytail, a hook.
My voice is shrill and thin.
I'm funny...

(piggy)

She is the most dangerous in the river,
Cunning, voracious, strong,
And yet such a badass.
Of course it is...

(Pike)

Goes slowly, slowly
Let everyone see how good
Comfortable and durable shirt
In which he walks...

(Turtle)

There is a plate on the wall
An arrow moves across the plate.
That arrow is not for beauty,
Time will tell you...

(Watch)

One weirdo came to me
He repeats everything after me -
I'll turn around and this one so
Curves behind my back.
He doesn't lag behind.
The whole day follows me.
Only at night hides an eccentric,
Can't live without light...

(Shadow)

PUZZLES ABOUT TOYS
My beautiful hat
Shifted famously on the barrel.
I am a funny toy
And my name is...

(Parsley)

I'm probably familiar with you.
I live at Tanya's house...
I go for a walk with Tanya,
I go to bed with Tanya.
And herself, without any fairy tale,
I immediately close my eyes.
I'm not at all confused -
I am a toy, a doll...

(Masha)

The animal is funny sewn from plush,
There are paws, there are ears.
Give the beast some honey.
And arrange a lair for him.

(Teddy bear)

Gray flannelette animal,
Clubfoot long-haired.
Well guess who he is.
And give him a carrot!

(Bunny)

Thunder roared, merry thunder,
It sparkled all around!
Rushing into the sky relentlessly
colorful fountains,
Splashes of light pour everywhere.
This is a festive...

(Firework)

They kick him, but he doesn't cry.
They throw him - he jumps back.

(Ball)

He is slim and handsome
He has a thick mane.
Too bad you can't ride it.
You can only swing.

(rocking horse)

Itself is empty, the voice is thick,
The fraction beats off, it helps to walk.

(Drum)

Everything rejoices today!
In the hands of a child
Dancing for joy
Air...

(balls)

That's a stubborn man!
Do not force to lie down forever!
He doesn't want to sleep at all.
I put it - rises again
And it's worth it - it's swinging.
Do you meet this?

(Roly-Vstanka)

MYSTERIES ABOUT THINGS
The wise man saw the wise man in him,
Fool - fool
ram - ram,
A sheep saw a sheep in him,
And a monkey - a monkey.
But they brought Fedya Baratov to him,
And Fedya saw the shaggy slut.

(Mirror)

Bent over the river
Their deal is this:
The river will exchange it
Perch on a worm.

(Fishing rod)

One-eyed old woman
Embroider patterns, the whole world dresses,
What he sews, he does not wear.

(Needle)

I have a robot in my apartment.
He has a huge trunk.
Robot loves cleanliness
And buzzes like a liner "TU"
He willingly swallows the dust,
Not sick, not sneezing.

(Vacuum cleaner)

Back then forward
The steamboat is roaming.
Stop - grief!
Pierce the sea!

(Iron)

There are no clouds on the horizon
But an umbrella opened up in the sky.
In a few minutes
Got down...

(Parachute)

Raises the giant
Piles of cargo to the clouds.
Wherever he stands, then
A new house is growing.

(Crane)

Himself thin -
Head with pud.
Went to work -
Everyone heard.

(Hammer)

She got down to business
She screamed and sang.
Ate, ate, oak, oak,
Broken tooth, tooth.

(Saw)

Along the wooden river
A new boat is sailing
Twisted into rings
Its smoke is pine.

(Plane)

What will this eye look at -
Everything will be transferred to the picture.

(Camera)

A mole climbed into our yard,
Digs the ground at the gate.
A ton will enter the mouth of the earth,
If the mole opens its mouth.

(Excavator)

Everywhere, everywhere we are together
Let's go inseparable.
We walk through the meadows
Along the green shores
We run down the stairs,
We walk along the street.
But a little wind on the threshold,
We are left without legs
And the legless - that's the trouble! -
Neither here nor there!
Well let's get under the bed
Let's sleep there quietly
And when the legs return
Let's take the road again.

(Children's Shoes)

What is in front of us:
Two shafts behind the ears
In front of the wheel,
Rocker on the nose?

(Glasses)

He reveals himself
He closes you
Only the rain will pass -
Will do the opposite.

(Umbrella)

Has no language
And who will visit
He knows a lot.

(Newspaper)

On the wall, in plain sight,
Gathers the news together
And then its residents
They will fly in all directions.

(Mailbox)

This horse does not eat oats
Instead of legs - two wheels.
Sit on horseback and ride it
Just better drive.

(Bike)

Magic wand I have friends.
With this stick I can build
Tower, house and plane,
And a huge boat!

(Pencil)

They flew into raspberries,
Wanted to peck her
But they saw a freak -
And hurry out of the garden!
And the freak stands on a stick
With a washcloth beard.

(Scarecrow)

MYSTERIES ABOUT PROFESSIONS
Last time I was a teacher
The day after tomorrow - the driver.
He must know a lot
Because he...

(Artist)

Tell me who's so delicious
Prepares cabbage soup
smelly meatballs,
salads, vinaigrettes,
All breakfasts, lunches?

(Cook)

We must fight fire
We are partners with water.
We are very much needed by all people,
Answer quickly, who are we?

WITH the amovar boils, shines.
Shrovetide invites:
Come honest people
Buy pancakes with caviar!

And keep on enjoying
Puppet show!
The jester hit the drum
And the booth opened.

- I'm the main toy here,
And my name is Petrushka.
I am a wit and a merry fellow,
I'm wearing a cap with a tassel!

I rebuke the evil and the stupid.
I help the weak and the poor.
I protect people
From thieves and from the authorities!

A beauty in boots
They call everything Matryoshka.
She has, as a selection,
There are many younger sisters.

With balalaika and harmonica
We perform with Matryoshka.
I catch the views of the betrothed -
I love her very much!

Seeing us, the people rejoice.
I sing, she dances.
"Mistress, lady,
Lady-ma'am!"

On you, soul-maiden,
I really want to get married!
We will buy a sundress for the wedding.
The house will be a farce.

- I am Matryona, a ballerina.
There is reason to be excited:
How can you carry me
Will you, Petya, without a horse?

- Don't worry, my baby,
Coloring Matryoshka!
I swear: on the slope of the day
I'll bring you a horse!

Starting fights forever
Ruffian's evil mocker
He lived in this booth.
He suggested to Petrushka:

- Selling! Buy, Petrushka,
Horse, young frolic.
- Are you looking for fools?
After all, a horse without teeth!

You pissed me off,
That slipped me a fake.
Instead of money for a horse
Shish you get from me!

The horse, even though there was an old woman,
Instantly dropped Petrushka.
The patient was lying on the snow
Jester, with a bruised leg.

Everyone took pity on Petrushka,
The doctor was ordered to call.
The vet came
instead of a doctor. Nightmare!

- I'm not a horse! shouted Petrushka,
That's why the mess:
Konoval aims horses,
And he came to heal people!

Someone suddenly whistled furtively,
The guard appeared.
He called Petrushka,
Terrible clown said:

“I am the police chief!”
Have you blown the referee's whistle?
Show me your portrait
I hear there is no passport?

- Eat! Petrushka boasted. -
The passport is not a gimmick.
According to my passport - Petrov
Pyotr Petrovich. Be healthy!

- Well, Petrusha, you know the measure.
You always protect everyone
So why, dear brother,
Have you insulted the doctor?

“And then,” said Petrusha, “
He is ignorant and beats the buckets.
- What's the bully got to do with it?
- And at the same time and at the same time:

He in the theater all grimaces,
Bullying, insulting.
Here the chief did not bear,
He ordered me to leave for the booth.

And again Petrushka had to
Listen to caustic ditties.
The bully didn't back off.
Bullying, he shouted after:

Hey, oh, hey baby!

Yes, Petrushechka!
Kiss me
Kuma-darling!

And Petrushka's bride
Bully with a gentle gesture
Began to invite to the dance,
Dance waltzes with her.

Here Petrushka could not stand it.
Bully on the top of his head
Closed up, even though small in stature,
And ran away with the bride.

But caught up with Petrushka in the crowd
Bully. And soullessly
Pushed the unarmed
Saber pierced the groom.

And Matryoshka jumped up,
Sewed up the groom's wound
Sprinkling her with tears
Like living water.

Suddenly Petrushka started up,
Lived, raised the mallet,
Jumped up and again - time!
Bully between the eyes:

- Here is dill, and here is parsley,
Here's the whole feast for you!
Have you eaten a pancake with caviar, bully?
And go to your home!

"Along the Piterskaya!" - in a dance
The mummers in masks went.
Began to roar with joy
On the chain is a dancer-bear.

And Petrushka with a drum
Climb onto the roof of the booth:
- I'm not afraid of anyone
I am famous throughout Rus'.

I'm not dill,
And a universal favorite.
I am the immortal
Russian puppet hero!

I will overcome all obstacles
I am stronger and bolder than everyone.
And the children cried:
- Petrushechka is alive, hurrah!

You must have seen photos of examples of ridiculous, funny and crazy designs, but fortunately the store shelves are full of goods, so you can always find something to laugh at. Today we invite you to giggle over toys. It's no secret that children's toys are made by adults, so it's logical to expect them to at least look at what they've done before release, but apparently this proved to be an overwhelming task for the manufacturers of these toys. A puppet head that can be used as a tail for a toy pony, Spider-Man's assorted genitalia, and a bear whose body is made up of only paws are waiting for you next.

I just want to blow

When I got tired of drawing

When you are Cinderella, but a little gnome

Looks like someone did it on purpose

Dentist's nightmare

Don't cry, it'll all be over soon..

Why?! Why is Elmo strangling children?! And why would anyone decide that people would want to pay for it?

"My dog ​​tore apart a toy cactus and there was another sad cactus inside it"

Excellent security system, no belt needed

It's no wonder these toys have been taken off the market.

Can we paint the bottle white? No, let's leave it flesh-colored ..

Thank you nightlight, and I was already afraid that tonight would do without nightmares

When the Queen of Hearts is the Three of Clubs

The sword shape for girls looks very suspicious

Someone decided that one nose for these mice would not be enough

Who is responsible for the appearance of this monster

Classic Batman who spits when you press his penis

And here is what the security system for girls looks like

common four-legged duck

This dinosaur seems to have had enough

Chinese toys can shock

"My wife bought these toys for our baby, now she's a little worried about them"

This time the manufacturers offer us to blow Spider-Man

Because they are a team

"My nephew has a toy we call 'Sneaky Dinosaur' because he looks like he's up to something nasty."

Apparently, the manufacturers really think that the female brain has been crammed with the thought of one thing since childhood.

Or they are just perverts. Or we..

Is this really a child's toy?

Children's toys are getting more and more realistic

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