Anniversary toasts. Funny and funny toasts for a woman's birthday
Entering only into your life, you understand everything is not easy,
After all, everything depends on you and requires a lot of growth.
You are twenty years old today, you shine with the radiance of the sun,
And as if there are no other words, I want to congratulate, give advice:
"Live easy as soon as you can, hurry and learn slowly,
And if you suddenly catch happiness, rush on its soft wings!
Anniversary will suddenly come
In the cycle of joys, worries,
What will drag you into the whirlpool of life,
You won't notice when he comes
But he came, and there is no hiding from him,
What to do - so be it.
We are this time, as they say,
Let's not talk about years.
Better wish the hero of the day
Prosperity for a big family,
Good health and of course
Do not grow old either in body or soul!
A man's life cannot be in vain
When labor and beauty are estimated in it,
Let life be captivating and clear,
May your age be as young as a dream,
Don't rush to count the years
May fate and chance protect you
Let the light of your love shine on the children
Like music, like a melodious verse,
May your life be like a bowl
Full of health and warmth
May your heart be kind
Unaware of storm and rain!
To the clink of glasses, the laughter of friends
Let me take the floor today!
We're here for the anniversary
We are a dear person!
So we wish you many years
Love, health and good luck,
Fate that will take away from troubles
And our tasks will be solved!
May all dreams come true
Trust me, they are doable!
And, as a source of kindness,
Give warmth to your loved ones!
May the days, intertwined in a round dance,
Always bring happiness to your home!
And every coming year
Add more tender passion!
So, friends, for the anniversary!
That everything came true, and everything happened!
Years make us wiser -
To spite the enemies, to the mercy of friends!
A wonderful age - 20 years!
And all roads are open for you!
And all your earthly achievements -
let them bring only joy, without anxiety.
Let everything you have planned -
does not remain just a pipe dream.
Let's raise a glass to your success
Let your life seem like a paradise to everyone,
let the minutes of bitterness and resentment bypass,
And everything will turn out, we know for sure!
Thirty-five... Ambiguous age. The age when you can strengthen a stable way of life, or vice versa, radically change your life and start it anew. Let's wish the birthday man that not only at thirty-five years old, but all his life he would always make only the right decisions!
Fly like birds over the sea, our long years of the year. Forty-five is a little or a lot, we always ask the question? This age of wisdom is significant, because you already have plenty of it. We wish you a fair life, so that fate smiles at you. We wish you to have a lot of cash equivalents. From love, from joy, from happiness, ringing songs to sing from morning to night. Let fortune break into your hands and always walk beside you. Happy birthday, congratulations together, pour us wine around the edge.
What is 20 years? It's such a great time when you have a head on your shoulders, but you can do crazy things. This is the time to work all day and party all night. This is the time when everything is just beginning, and everything depends on you. Let's raise our glasses so that our birthday boy will always be 20 years old in his soul!
We sincerely wish you
On your half-century anniversary
Fulfillment of all your dreams
The revival of all your inventions,So that nothing is lacking,
Not in love, not in friendship,
Neither in health, nor in sweet moments,
Not materially.Let the mood be spring
Sunny, uplifted, radiant.
And accept all respect
From your colleagues and colleagues.
Anniversaries will rush like whirlwinds
Marking the milestones of your destiny
But with a smile we suddenly notice
That in your soul you are still the same seventeen!
We wish you success and happiness,
All the same responsive to be.
After all, any bad weather will pass,
If the heart knows how to love!
One day, a 70-year-old man decided that it was time for him to die. He decided to call all his relatives, friends, acquaintances to him so that they would forgive him, and he, in turn, would forgive them. And on the day appointed by him, people began to come to the person from the very early morning, say warm words, thank, forgive and say goodbye. And now the night had already come, and the people kept walking and walking. And the next day the same thing happened. Close people came to the person day after day, month after month, year after year. And they continue to come to this day, not letting this old man die. Let us raise our glasses to the fact that our hero of the day, relatives and dear people, with their care, attention and love, make him live for a long, long time.
Today we celebrate our anniversary!
You are 20 years old - a wonderful date!
Your childhood and youth are behind
But that's no reason, don't be sad.
All the best will always come.
Let the young fire in the soul burn
And the company of friends values you.
Many paths are open before you
Choose any and go!
The main thing is to achieve goals
We know you can! And the barriers will not be
Stand in your way.
Love, give love to others
And smile more often
Thank you parents
And only do good things.
For the prosperity of all your affairs
We raise our glasses
Have hundreds of golden ideas
And be famous for them!
On this anniversary, you are the center of gravity!
So let's drink to him and to your aspirations?!
I will start a toast to the health of our hero of the day with the words of the Roman poet Publius Ovid Nason:
There is no need to count the years: people live longer.
The point is not in years, but in deeds - they must be counted.Let's drink not for another ten years of the respected ..., but for his deeds - past and future, professional and family affairs, which he does with brilliance!
Congratulations to the hero of the day and we wish him the very best of the possible. In the great mental science of philosophy, the number 5 is associated with unpredictability and ... happiness! Well, the two fives that are nearby will bring double joy to our birthday man, perhaps when he does not expect it. So let's drink to unexpected happiness!
This day came quite normally,
It's like other days.
But why is it so unusual
Trembling in the heart from excitement?All birthdays are holidays
But there is an anniversary.
He is the best and most beautiful of all!
By its importance
It is divided into parts exactly:
One younger - the world is huge,
But the other part is wiser.And man can't live
Without those two big parts!
We drink together for the hero of the day:
"For the best holiday - anniversary!"
Cool toasts for an anniversary are appropriate in any setting, except for a solemn official one. The word "anniversary" usually makes the birthday man think about the results of the part of his life, makes him serious, and even sad ... Away with the sadness - we will flavor the thoughtfulness of the hero of the day with a sharp peppercorn of humor!
In verse
In prose in your own words
One day a man dreamed of becoming rich. He turned to God all the time and asked him that God showered him with money. God could not fail to hear this request and literally bombarded the man with money. Money poured in, both paper and iron, and severely crippled the man. I want to drink for your dreams to be concrete and without consequences, so that this anniversary will add not only new dreams to your list, but also open up new opportunities for you.
They say it takes very little to be happy. You don't need money, you don't need riches, you don't need a luxurious house and a personal island. But happiness is for everyone. Therefore, if you feel the need for all this, then I want to drink for your needs to be met. And since you have an anniversary today, then all your dreams are simply bound to come true. Therefore, we drink to you and to the fulfillment of all your dreams.
Anniversaries are a great occasion to receive gifts and congratulations. I want to drink to you today being given the keys to a brand new car, the keys to a new house, the keys to a country cottage. And also I want to drink for you to be awarded a certificate for owning your own island. We drink and everyone begins to give all of the above!
2012-10-20 20:46:54: Anniversary toasts are cool
At the celebration of Winston Churchill on the occasion of his 80th birthday, a photojournalist asked him a question:
- I hope, Mr. Churchill, that I will be allowed to photograph you on the day of the centenary?
“In that case,” answered Churchill, “you will have to carefully take care of your health for twenty years.
I can tell the hero of the day that I am ready to take care of my health for thirty years in order to be able to congratulate you on your centennial day!
2012-10-20 08:31:58: Anniversary toasts are cool
The hero of the day today is bright, like a golden ray. Let adversity and sorrow not get to know you. Be healthy, live beautifully, let true friends walk next to you, good luck, a mischievous ray of happiness.
2012-10-18 22:30:24: Anniversary toasts are cool
With the entry into adulthood, you have many opportunities! Use them to reach your goal. I wish you to find your place in this life, so that you never regret the past, do not be afraid of the future and always rejoice in the present. Happy 18th birthday to you!
2012-10-18 17:23:22: Anniversary toasts are cool
45 years is not the whole life and far from half of it. This is just a milestone, the beginning of a second youth, which heralds the discovery of a second breath of life. Only now you have turned into a real woman and now you will remain her all your life. Let's drink our wine so that your charming beauty will be able to break the heart of more than one man, and youth will never leave your soul.
2012-10-17 15:45:38: Anniversary toasts are cool
I suggest to drink to the iron!
To keep everything running smoothly!
2012-10-14 13:52:23: Anniversary toasts are cool
You have an anniversary today
He is not loud, but the sweeter.
Thirteen times already five
And we hasten to embrace
Happy birthday
And wish you patience.
In a difficult life, your own law:
Who is patient is not defeated!
It’s a pity to waste energy on disputes:
One despondency and sadness.
You are an optimist, and your whole life
You have proven it to everyone!
There is no one more reliable than you at work,
Your knitting is just class!
But the years still take their toll
It will sting there, it will sting here.
And wisdom whispers on the sly:
“Here it is loaded! Maybe in vain?
Health is the most valuable...
And in fact, God bless you
Stronger strength, love friends
And many bright, warm days.
For your help to all
To friends, relatives and relatives,
With a soul always open to everyone,
Do not be alone and forgotten!
2012-10-13 15:43:46: Anniversary toasts are cool
They are counting down the days of the year, here is the anniversary again, you are full of a cup of wine, pour us all now. We will congratulate you, celebrate your anniversary. Swan love, eagle strength, health like steel and so that the wind does not break. Live singing and enjoy the days in which you became the happiest. Swim along the boundless river of life, let only joys await in the distance. And let fortune walk loudly nearby, when she knows exactly how to help. Fly over the seas, mountains, the moon, and sing ringing songs of joy.
2012-10-13 14:49:51: Anniversary toasts are cool
At 20 years old, desire dominates a person, at 30 years old - reason, at 40 years old - reason, at 50 years old wisdom ...
So let's drink to the birthday man in whom, even in the wise 50 years, there is both reason and reason and desire.
2012-10-13 08:26:07: Anniversary toasts are cool
May God give you joy
God bless you
And a hundred grams for courage
And pickle for sobriety!
2012-10-13 04:11:30: Anniversary toasts are cool
It doesn't matter that the whiskey is silver
And, like a trio, the years rush by.
We must live and smile at fate.
And the soul will never grow old.
2012-10-12 04:45:32: Anniversary toasts are cool
You have an anniversary today -
70 is not too much and not too little
You lived a long time on earth
You were enough
Let this anniversary
Make life brighter
We are all gathered here, friends,
Pour us strong wine.
2012-10-11 20:06:54: Anniversary toasts are cool
Today is your date, you are 65,
Go through life smiling
Don't you dare be discouraged.
We wish you joy and strength
To have enough for everything
To make a wish
Hurry up and pour us a drink.
2012-10-10 22:46:55: Anniversary toasts are cool
There is a special date in life, it is under the number 45,
They say that this is the age when you need to change yourself,
Change your style, hair, makeup, go for a walk
And tell everyone with your head up that you're 25 today.
Jokes aside, filled to the brim
All our glasses of wine
Stay healthy, stay young
Happy birthday my dear!
2012-10-10 22:38:27: Anniversary toasts are cool
People of art are destined by God to convey to us the ups and downs of the human soul and enrich our spirituality. I want to express my admiration and gratitude to the hero of the day for his talent from the bottom of my heart. Let's raise our glasses and drink to his health!
2012-10-10 16:10:53: Anniversary toasts are cool
One married couple lived to see a diamond wedding, and all the years they lived, the couple were happy. When they were asked what is the secret of their family happiness, they answered:
- The secret is in the single bed. She was with us all seventy years...
So let's drink to a single matrimonial bed!
2012-10-10 10:04:26: Anniversary toasts are cool
I invite everyone to the table
Now I'm going to make a toast.
Already drunk today and a lot
But I ask you to pour your glasses.
After all, 18 happens only once,
Enthusiasm of life, if only it would not go out.
I really, really believe in you
And I will entrust my congratulations to you.
You always go to knowledge confidently,
And don't stop halfway.
And let your path be easy
Even rain, even snow, even heat.
Let's empty our glasses
Let's hear more of your compliments.
2012-10-09 17:25:40: Anniversary toasts are cool
I will start a toast to the health of our hero of the day with the words of the Roman poet Publius Ovid Nason:
There is no need to count the years: people live longer.
The point is not in years, but in deeds - they must be counted.
Let's drink not for another ten years of the respected ..., but for his deeds - past and future, professional and family affairs, which he does with brilliance!
2012-10-09 03:27:56: Anniversary toasts are cool
We came today to congratulate you
Wishing you love and happiness.
Be always healthy, eat joy,
And invite us to a delicious cake.
Ten years today to our hero of the day,
Blow out the candles, we'll sing and dance.
Receive gifts on your glorious holiday,
And we will drink juice for you!
2012-10-09 01:50:48: Anniversary toasts are cool
50 is the age of wealth
Be rich everywhere and always.
So that there is joy in that wealth
And happy years.
Let's drink together for a wonderful age
When can you live
And today we came to you
Fix your date with wine!
2012-10-08 19:53:26: Anniversary toasts are cool
The Spaniards love to wish their friends and relatives good health, great love, beautiful women, and most importantly, longevity on their birthday in order to have time to enjoy it all. We wish the same to our birthday today!
It's okay that a birthday only happens once a year. With our toasts, you can decorate any feast and create a holiday almost every day. There is always a reason to have fun. And with the help of a variety of toasts for every taste, you can create a festive atmosphere and give everyone present a great mood.
If you do not have enough imagination to come up with an original and funny congratulation on your own, do not despair! With our selection you will become famous merry fellow and cheerleader. In this article, we have collected for you toasts for a birthday, or any other holiday, that you can choose for a man and a woman for any feast:
- Short;
- In verse;
- funny;
- Cool;
- Vulgar.
Happy birthday dear!
I wish you dough and more fools
To get rid of the shackles
Our life is difficult.
Fur coats, clubs, diamonds
And champagne by the river
To pour from the tap.
Didn't get up from the sofa.
Chocolates, marmalades
For breakfast and lunch.
All whims were fulfilled
And you didn't hear it.
For you my friend!
We drink martinis, where is the mug?
Pour it, my old lady!
One day a girl was walking through the desert with a bottle of drink.. And he sees in front of him a weakened guy who was almost at death's door. He was thirsty. In a weak, barely audible voice, he asked the woman for a drink, but she refused him. The girl wanders further and here is an oasis in front of her. She is very happy, splashing in the water, bathing. And then she remembers the poor guy she met along the way. The girl took some water for him and decided to give him a drink, she returns to the place where she met him, but he has already given up ... So let's drink to the fact that women and girls always give on time! This applies to the birthday girl as well. For you, friend!
A beautiful and slender, absolutely naked woman is walking through the desert and meets a handsome young man. He is also naked, but the male genitals are covered with a hat. The woman wanted to see everything without a hat, came close to the guy and quickly removed her two hands. But the hat kept hanging. So let's drink to the indescribable beauty of a girl, which gives strength to hold the hat!
You are beautiful like a lama.
Graceful as a pava.
Appetizing like a bun
And smell like Chanel.
You demolish the tower worse than alcohol
I want to flirt with you.
Overhaul in your bed
Set up for a few weeks.
For you, my dear!
I myself drink and pour,
Raise this toast
And I stand up to my full height.
Happy birthday!
If you have small troubles in your life, be ironic. If there are huge troubles - laugh heartily. If they ask about your age - shamelessly lie! Happy holiday, girlfriend, you have become another year older! Happy birthday!
So that you are not jinxed,
So that you don't get off,
So that you always have something to wear
And there was always someone to get naked in front of!
Let's raise our faceted glasses so that the birthday girl has as much grief in her life as there is liquid left in our containers!
I wish you a lot of luck and a cottage by the sea. Happiness, health and all blah blah blah. Such are the things...
Let's drink to ensure that your desires about horseradish fell from my capabilities.
Girlish melodrama: “I didn’t have time to look back, as they stopped looking back.” Let's raise a glass to those who don't look back. For you, newborn!
Vulgar toasts for a cheerful company
And to put you in to jail for 100 years for the brutal rape of a young wife!
I want to get drunk for "ELK"!
To want
Fuck * ELK and live!
Let's raise our stacks for the ladies! After all, “I won’t give” is a bad phrase!
Let everything pass by you, of course, except for intimacy!
For the men! The women drink on their knees ... with the men!
A stray dog is walking down the street, and a well-groomed lap dog is running towards him. -Hey! Who are you?” the dog asked. - I'm a beautiful lapdog. - She answered playfully. - And I just decided to pee ... I'll make a simple toast, like this stray dog. To always stand ... stopar and loot has always been found!
Funny birthday toasts for a man
A man is like good wine: every year he makes him better, wiser. And let's drink to healthier, more profitable and more successful!
Only heard on every corner: a man must do this, a man must do this ... Enough! Today you, my friend, should only one thing - to be happy! After all, the birthday, as the crocodile Gena sang in one children's song, is only once a year! So have fun and don't worry about debt!
You're tough like Bruce Willis. Handsome like Brad Pitt. Strong like Schwarzenegger. Gentle, like Dima Bilan. So let's drink to your split personality!
Guys are like little kids, honestly! They always need new beautiful cars and a lot to have their own airplanes and other toys. So let's drink to our stronger sex and their addictions, and so that they always have pretty dolls in their cars!
We always drink on days starting with the letter "C": on Wednesdays, Saturdays and today!
Once upon a time there was a very unhappy guy in this world. He did not see happiness, did not laugh and did not even smile. Everything about him was very bad. And so it went from day to day, from month to month, from year to year. But suddenly, one day, a miracle happened! Lady Fate herself appeared to him and offered one of the three royal gifts. She offered to choose between Love, Luck and Health. so let's raise our cups so that our dear friend never has to choose and all three of these gifts are present in the life of our birthday boy in abundance!
Cool short toasts
I am not a thirty-year-old lady, but a young 17-year-old girl with 13 years of experience!
The only wife - all right, a mistress - not bad. Two mistresses - perhaps, but several spouses - too much! Let's raise our glasses to a sense of proportion!
Such a treasure as an ideal woman cannot be found, it can only be created with your own hands, overwork, sweat and blood. So let's drink to the men who work tirelessly around the clock!
The girl is ready for absolutely anything for the sake of feeling love - and even make love. The guy is ready for a lot for the sake of just making love - and even falling in love. So let's drink to a wonderful and bright feeling!
Expensive! Alcohol makes you just gorgeous! But I didn't use it! - That's not the point, I used it! So let's raise our cups for female attractiveness!
Cool toasts in verse
To always stand with us
And you had ** yes.
To break the bed
The parties didn't end.
Let's drink to the girls!
So many bows, skirts.
Tights, ruffles, thongs, bodices
And so many go around myths!
There are many of them - all sorts of simpletons,
Aristocrats, po * yadushki,
Their legs will grow from their ears,
And we kiss them, Ukrainians.
They are so passionate and hot
And they love veal tenderness.
We drink vodka slowly
Girls, let your life be
Fresh, cute and good!
This toast is a little simple,
But the feelings are immeasurable in him.
Pour the third toast
And we drink to our girls!
As they say, the strong sex is weaker than the weak, due to the weakness of the stronger sex to the weak. How twisted! Let's drain our cups to the bottom!
Attention, only TODAY!
Pharaoh Tutankhamen during it
Some slick fanfare
(He dreamed of typing an article)
He asked: “Oh, sun-bearing pharaoh!
May the sacred throne be eternal!
How do you feel about the drink
What warms the heart and blood?
The wise pharaoh answered:
» The gift of the god Ra is he.
We drink joy with our lips,
And the gods are here feasting with us.
However, the most important thing for us
That they drink this drink for us! "
I drink this drink for the health of the birthday girl!
In a distant village lived an old aksakal. And then one day he decided to go to another world. But suddenly a strong wind arose and brought a newspaper from somewhere. And then the aksakal's gaze stumbled upon a note telling that another aksakal lives in a neighboring village, who is 120 years old, and that he still feels great. Our aksakal felt offended, and he said:
- I will live longer than him, because I am only 119 years old.
So let's raise our glasses to the fact that the mail to the birthday boy always arrives on time.
Once upon a time there were two people: one poor, the other rich. The poor man loved flowers, friends, he loved to call guests, and it was always fun at his house. And the rich only thought how to increase his pile of money, he did not invite guests, he did not have fun. When their souls went to the next world, the apostle Paul says to the poor: "You lived like a poet, spiritually, go to paradise." And to the rich, he says: "You lived like a fool, go to hell." The culprit of today's volleys of champagne lives like a poet, and the spiritual is dearer to him than all money. I heartily drink to this character trait that adorns our lives. We wish him many years of life, full of happy moments and the gratitude of others, we wish the love of women and the strong friendship of men.
Birthday is an annual summing up day. All gifts symbolize victories and achievements on this day, and congratulations - the feelings of relatives, friends and acquaintances. Therefore, let's drink to our (first name), who, judging by this moment, has achieved a lot, and evokes the warmest feelings among those around him!
I want to wish the dear birthday girl in the next years of her life to know all the subtleties and perversions of sin, but only in thoughts. But at the same time, I wish that kefir of family life remains her favorite drink.
We have all seen shining stars in the night sky. And there is no doubt that our birthday girl is one of the stars that rolled down from the sky. She illuminates our life with her charm, charm, talents, kindness and intelligence. Let's drink to her star always shining to us!
My dear, my good, congratulating you on your birthday, I wish you happiness, health, joy, fun, cheerfulness, enthusiasm and fire! Keep kindness, youth, love and inspiration in your heart, and may all the best be for you!
One girl dreamed of meeting her prince, who would be handsome, intelligent, well-mannered, educated, gentle and kind. But she did not come across such an ideal and she rejected all the guys. Her friends tried to convince her for a long time and finally convinced her that princes only exist in fairy tales. Then the girl was afraid that she would remain an old maid and married the first man she came across. And she lived with him for a long time and unhappily, never having managed to love her husband. Let's drink to the fact that our birthday girl always listens only to her heart and finally waits for a real prince who will take care of her and protect her, and their love should be long and mutual.
You create comfort and harmony in the house,
You live all in dreams, well, as if you are sleeping.
And the riddle in you has not yet been opened,
I'm so glad, so glad that you fell in love with me.
Happy birthday my dear half,
Be beautiful and happy, as you always were.
I want to wish you happiness
Friendship strong and strong love,
And in life so that in your present
Only golden days flowed.I wish you laugh more often
To make your eyes burn with happiness
To have joy in your life
Never gone anywhere!
Once a friend of mine says to me:
- I won 10,000 bucks in the lottery, but I don’t know whether to buy a car or get married ...
Let's think together:
- If you buy a car, then you have two options: either everything will be fine - that's all, or you will get into an accident. If you get into an accident, then you will have two options: either you stay alive, that's all, or you die. If you die, then you will have two options: either you will be buried in a zinc coffin, in general, or in an oak one. If you are buried in an oak coffin, then you will have two options: either the oak will not grow out of you at all, or it will grow. If an oak tree grows out of you, then you will have two options: either you will not be cut down at all, or you will be cut down. If you are cut down, then you will have two options: either you will be sent to a furniture factory, in general, or to a pulp and paper factory. If you are sent to a pulp and paper mill, then you will have two options: either they will make notebooks out of you, or toilet paper. If they make toilet paper out of you, then you will have two options: either you will be hanged in the men's toilet, in general, or in the women's. If you are hanged in the women's toilet, then you will see so many naked women that why do you want to get married, you better buy a car!
So let's drink to ensure that our birthday boy never has to face a difficult choice! And when he is so lucky in life - he did not forget his friends and did not do stupid things!
Some stupid people have a peculiar defect of vision - they see only shortcomings in people and do not pay attention to their dignity. So, the hero of today's celebration has the opposite gift: she sees only the good in people and therefore loves us all so much, and we love her. I propose to fill the glasses and drink for this wonderful quality (Name) - to see the best in people, to uplift and love them!
I'll make my main toast
Which is by no means simple.
I will also please you with congratulations,
To have fun for everyone at the table.Now fill your glasses
I'll say a toast so that the guests know
How much I love you
I almost idolize you.So be, my wife, always happy
And very, very beautiful.
And so that your cherished dreams come true,
I will overcome all life miles.
All of you know the legend of Icarus. Long ago, Icarus lived in the world. And he dreamed of flying like a bird. Icarus made himself wings from feathers and broke away from the sinful earth. He decided to rise above the trees - and rose. I wanted to fly higher than the mountains - and took off. Then Icarus wanted to fly higher than the Sun, rose high, high, almost to the Sun itself, but the wax that held the feathers together melted, Icarus fell to the ground and broke. I want to wish our birthday man that: everything he dreams of comes true, that he conquers any heights and that no matter how high he rises, he would never fall to the ground!
