Vulgar rhymes from May 1. Funny SMS on May Day. Short obscene congratulations on your birthday

1ST OF MAY- THIS IS A SPRING HOLIDAY! World Day of Solidarity of Workers. There used to be big parades and processions. And now, on this day, family and friends usually gather and go to nature. After a long winter, it is usually already warm and just the time to fry kebabs and other goodies. And of course, this day is not complete without cool congratulations, wishes, toasts and SMS to your loved ones, friends, work colleagues and just acquaintances. HOLIDAY 1 MAY. Well, in order not to bother and not look for such congratulations on the Internet for a long time, we have made a selection of all the most interesting for you and placed it in this article. We search and choose what we need.

May Day is coming
You raise the banner
Hurry to your friends
They will pour one hundred grams there now,
sandwiches, barbecues,
All from a friendly hand!
We've been working, cheers!
Now it's time to rest!

The most spring holiday
And lifting you
I scream in my ear
Friend, well, since May 1!
Celebrate having fun
Forget about work
Enough, stop working
It's time for us to rest!

Not the first time we celebrate
Spring day, weather-class!
Everything is fine, everyone laughs,
Barefoot, forward, in the dew!
Happiness is like freedom!
So this holiday will help us!

Accept congratulations,
May Day is coming
Turn off your computer quickly
Do not confuse rest with difficulty!
Let's take a walk, let's play
Let's hang out in the club later
Gotta, gotta have some fun
As long as you don't get drunk!

Balloons, flowers banners,
This is not the eighth of March for you,
This is the holiday of the whole people,
At the perfect time of the year
It's so warm, and there are flowers in the flower beds,
The trees are budding!
The mood keeps growing
This holiday calls for fun!

This is a children's holiday
A holiday of happiness and play!
Festival of light and warmth
I've been waiting for him for a long time
To walk across the field
To sleep already
And then walk again
Here's to a holiday!
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Congratulations on May 1!
I give and receive
Let everythnig will be alright.
We'll still rest!
There are many days ahead
To work harder
For now, just rest
Fridge and bed!

flowers bloomed,
You got better
Let's go for a walk
And celebrate the holiday!
Because this day is
He pulls not home
Out on the street with friends
You can't be sad!

May 1st I celebrate
I congratulate all relatives
This day is perfect for everyone
Let's get rid of problems!
Let's think about the good
I won't drop a glass either!
I'll drink, I'll rest
And I'll take another one!

Congratulations to friends
Lots of fun for all of us
Marks and walks
Forget about work!
Hurry up this day
Laugh heartily
Take a walk, it's already warm
After all, work is hard!

May Day, May Day,
Come on, mark it fast!
This holiday, this day
And we are too lazy to work!

On the nature, barbecues,
On the guitar in two hands
We are having fun
We celebrate this holiday
Well, come on, hurry to us,
You have to drink a hundred grams!

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Congratulations on May 1
I wish you easy work
Happiness, joy, good luck
We will celebrate the holiday, then!

Accept congratulations,
Wish all your friends the body
To nature and to the river,
To with a fishing rod in hand,
Meet the bright May Day,
You raise a glass

Holiday, holiday in the yard,
Balls are all kids
For adults, a glass and a snack,
And work, bite - nakos!

From May 1, on this day,
We are too lazy to work!
It's better for everyone to hurry to the river,
With kebabs in a backpack,
And friends to be near
Do not need anything else!

Congratulations are flying
They want to invite you all
For a walk, for nature,
It's good weather there!
We will celebrate there, we will meet the holiday!

Oh, let's celebrate, let's celebrate the holiday,
Pour it quickly
We will not notice the rest
May Day do not fly!

Since May 1, a bright holiday,
Gifts are not allowed
But the balls are laid
Lots of tinsel
And carnations, and parade,
Yes, I'm very happy with it!

Never be sad
Celebrate May Day
Inflate the balls brighter
And let the weather be hotter!

Everyone stand in line
Get ready for a walk!
And walk, have fun
And celebrate well!

My congratulations
You now quickly accept
Answer my SMS
Show your interest!
And we'll go for a walk
Drink coffee and celebrate!

Congratulations, congratulations
I would like to note
So that bright balls,
And in the eyes, not for the game!
Even if it's hard in the morning
But yesterday was lucky!

Get it all right today
Kebabs, friends, river,
And, of course, so that
Raise the hand did not tremble!

Where to start
Let's start with a walk
Let's walk through the alleys
Then friends, and let's go to them,
Have a great May Day!

I will give you spring
I love you alone
I invite you to take a walk
Let's celebrate the holiday together!

Sun, greenery and river
And in your hand is your hand
I love you, my bunny!
We celebrate May Day!

Here's to fun and family
We can't live without each other
Let everythnig will be alright
And we'll celebrate!

Oh, how many, how many times, getting up from sleep,
I promised that I would not drink wine again,
But now, Lord, I do not give a vow
Can I not drink when spring has come!

May he always be happy
Who labor calls his life!
Who, sparing no time and effort,
Transforms this complex world
To whom perseverance, work and inspiration
The eternal companion and the only idol!

Obscene congratulations on May 1

May 1 congratulations in prose
For our labor veterans,
Whose shoulders carried a heavy load,
Kumach let May Day paint the soul,
You are our pride, the salt of the earth!

Let it be warmer and more beautiful
Happy family all around
And your house will be a full bowl,
Health, peace and kindness!

Funny congratulations on May 1
Labour Day
Let's celebrate with the common people
For labor we are always
Long working day.
Do we allow ourselves
Or maybe let others
Lying imposingly on the grass
Leaving things aside?
Of course we love to work
To work is to drink moisture,
Tired - to rest, and work again!

Obscene congratulations on May 1
Work hard and become a man
That's what we've been told since childhood.
And we got off with laughter
And we did not believe the words.

So let everyone who believed in work,
Who always works honestly
Doors will open in luck
To never close!

Obscene congratulations on May 1
Again, lifting over the world
All above the purity of heaven,
The young wind of May flies
To us with the promise of miracles.

Congratulations on May Day in verse
Congratulations on May Day!
I wish you warm days!
Don't pick up the poster
They now need a shovel.
Work in the garden
Both in work and in nature,
And according to the slogan:
"Peace, labor, May" - not in the eyebrow, but in the eye.

Obscene congratulations on May 1
Accept congratulations,
Mother-in-law, these:
Red holiday May Day
Today on the planet!
Where are we from the past
In a new life to get away?
From childhood to Labor Day
Heart boiled.
We are in solidarity with you
With working people:
The brightest work is love!
And we love you!

Funny congratulations on May 1
Labor is different.
Calm and courageous
Happy and boring.
But work is always difficult.

May this difficulty
Don't ruin your youth.
More laughs with porridge
From your work.

Obscene congratulations on May 1
May he always be happy
Who labor calls his life!
Who, sparing no time and effort,
Transforms this complex world
To whom perseverance, work and inspiration
The eternal companion and the only idol!

Official congratulations on May 1
May Day has arrived
We made a halt
Let's all go to nature
And feel free!

Let's celebrate Labor Day
Let's celebrate nicely
In the fresh quivering forest
I'll bring you flowers!

We wish ourselves
It is not poor to live on earth,
Everyone to work and sweat
And then get rich!

May 1 congratulations in prose
Vodka by the river, pants with bubbles
Drink proletarian, throw rubles.
The bourgeois who do not drink with us will die,
And we are hard workers, we honor our May Day!

Congratulations on May 1
Long live May Day
Spring and holiday
Nature wakes up in spring
And the lilac blossoms.
Let's give congratulations
Beloved family and friends
Tell me how much you love
How dear they all are to you.

Obscene congratulations on May 1
I congratulate you on the First of May, the day of spring and labor! Let new forces and ideas come along with warm days, and work will be only a joy! I wish you that work always brings you only pleasure, and that your bosses appreciate your contribution to the common cause!

Obscene congratulations on May 1
Again, lifting over the world
All above the purity of heaven,
The young wind of May flies
To us with the promise of miracles.
May this holiday be bright.
We congratulate you and again
We wish that both you and the children
He gave joy and love

Obscene congratulations on May 1
May Day is waiting for the people
To dig up your garden.
And in seedlings since February,
What has risen all
It needs to be planted in the ground.
Where to celebrate holidays?
Come visit us at the cottage
We will keep you busy.
But on the scarlet dawn
Let's gather at the barbecue
And then we'll drink tea -
Let's meet May Day!

The history of the holiday on May 1 is deeply rooted in the distant past. Many do not even know that the holiday originated more than 100 years ago. So on May 1, 1886, employees of many organizations in most countries came out with banners and slogans in order to change the working day from 15 hours to eight hours. Then, on that day, executions of the leaders of the strike were carried out, and the entire crowd was brutally dispersed by the authorities, as a result, many people died, many were seriously injured. A few years later, in 1890, it was decided to commemorate the events of this day to appoint a holiday on May 1 and call it the Day of International Solidarity of Workers. And years later, already in 1997, this day was called the day of spring and labor! But whatever the events in the past, now we congratulate each other on the first day of May. And we, today, especially for you, have selected fresh and funny congratulations on May 1st.

Congratulations on May 1, sms.

1. May Day knocks on the window:
“Who asked for a little work?
marinate skewers,
Pack up vodka, beer.
Work hard, don't yawn -
In the yard - May Day!

2. New Year was recently
(Brought out the Christmas tree, didn't you forget?)
Christmas, Eighth, Easter
(Still all hands covered in paint!)
Spring day - May Day
From work we rest!

3. Sun, sea, beautiful day.
There is a shadow on the ground from the barbecue.
And everyone is warmed by smiles.
Happy May Day! Summer is coming soon!

4. Winter is gone, and the trace has caught a cold.
There is no snow or frost.
Spring time has come.
Happy May Day everyone! Hooray!

5. On Labor Day, I tell you:
It's hard for me, but I love you
I suffer and I am jealous of everyone ...
From May 1st! I kiss you.

6. Do you have a lot to do? This is bullshit!
We rest: today is Labor Day!

7. Ashamed to sleep, get up soon!
Wake up! World! Work! May!

Here are some cool SMS congratulations you can send to your friends, we also suggest looking into the list congratulations on May 1 in verse.

1. Have you been working all year?
Are you proud of this?
All! It's time to take a break
Breathe more freely.
May Day is knocking at the house
(Shop around the corner)
Gather fellow thinkers
And run to barbecue paradise!

2. Who whines there that everything is bad?
Fuck such a sucker!
Who is crying: “I don’t eat well?”
Why do you need a head?
To eat? What about work?
So, to a seventh sweat!
Crisis, right, nonsense.
Dazdraperma, gentlemen!

Do not think there is anything wrong with the word "Drazdraperma". Translated into Russian, it means "Long live the first of May!" Just think, in Soviet times, so-called born girls. I wouldn't like to be called that.

3. The kebab has swung open - there are no forces
Hurry, hurry, dinner!
Bottle of misted vodka
In dreams: "To get to the throat!"
Well, what a holiday, guess!
Not a birthday, May Day!

4. The boss is looking for me,
He dreams and tears ...
I'm on Mayevka -
Cell phones are not accepted here...

5. Demos forgotten
Banners burned...
And the people don't care
Eating barbecue and drinking wine!

6. Labor made a man from a macaque.
Although, perhaps this is just a lie.
The main thing for us now is to work and work
And on Labor Day, you can't get drunk like pigs!

7. I put new legs in shoes,
I'll put on a dress in colorful peas,
I will inflate a few red balloons -
Today is Labor Day! And why is he bad?

8. I wish on the first day of May,
So that the old woman Len leaves your house.
Who is not lazy to work, get up early,
One day you can become a millionaire!

9. I'm not too lazy to walk, lie in bed
I love my teeth to eat deliciously ...
Where do you carry so much food? Hey! Wait!
Celebrate Labor Day? Take me with you!

This is about poetry. But we also prepared for you some interesting ideas for your social media accounts. So, cool statuses for may 1.

2. They approached the preparations for the celebration of Labor Day with all responsibility: they bought, marinated all week ... When we finally went out into the countryside and examined everything that needed to be eaten and drunk, we realized that it would not be easy. The stomach and liver froze in horror ... Since May 1!

You can come up with your own any other statuses, most importantly, do not forget to add a share of humor.

And now the day of May 1 has passed, everyone is resting after the successfully celebrated day of spring and labor. And for this moment, we also came up with jokes on may 1! Oh, not on the first already, on the second of May, what am I?

2. First, second of May ...
How I got through them, I don't know.
How much I drank, how much I ate -
Yes, I did not work so much!

Well, it’s like they’ve taken care of everything, now you can go pickle, because literally tomorrow we are going to nature with the whole friendly company! Hooray! Happy holiday to all, friends!

The first day of May in many regions of our country is warm, clear and simply wonderful! And a holiday, which means an extra day off, comes in handy. Some on this wonderful day go to a country picnic in nature, others arrange an appropriate event in their summer cottage, others plant various crops on this site, fourth ones go to the park with the younger generation, fifth ones take part in a demonstration ... Pastime options can to be a lot, only cool sms for May 1, which you need to send to all your friends, are uncontested. And in solving this difficult task, we are ready to help you, for which we are compiling our collection of May Day greetings. Many people like to congratulate in our time, since our highly technical age provides an incredible number of opportunities for this, which can be implemented without much effort. After all, clicking the keys of a mobile phone and keyboard is much easier than signing a postcard with a pen, as previous generations did.

So, we present to your attention comic SMS congratulations on May 1 - universal and diverse. Moreover, those who wish can make their contribution to our wonderful collection. To do this, you just need to have the excitement and the ability to independently come up with wishes, and you need to place an exclusive option in the form below.

Original May Day greetings from our collection will not leave anyone indifferent. Be surprised, enjoy, choose the best try! I tried to congratulate - and your holiday was a success!

Funny congratulations on May 1 in verse

Choose SMS congratulations on Labor Day!

Happy May Day, Happy Spring! We don't stay at home!
And we rush into the air with an arrow!
Let the weather give us a clear day!
Don't forget the booze for the barbecue! ©

Spring and labor are incompatible!
Let the janitor sweep - he's used to it!
We will rush past on May Day,
Yes, not somewhere, for a barbecue! ©

Ditties and SMS congratulations are cool

Congratulations on May Day!
We quickly throw everything a rake!
We know a lot about May Days,
What about work? Well, not a wolf! ©

It would be good for May salary
We would load with a shovel,
Yes, not in a cart, but in a Mercedes!
The whole world would then peel off! ©

Wait...

Let's gather strength, brothers
For spring and summer!
So that our barbecue does not cool down,
Let's all drink to that! ©