The wisdom of a woman in relationships quotes. Wise thoughts about the relationship of a man and a woman: an interesting selection

Love, as they say, is a complicated thing: here you have butterflies in your stomach, and snoring of several tens of decibels, and cute little pranks, and sometimes outright wars for jointly acquired property. In a word, this magnificent feeling cannot be described by ballads and romances alone - sometimes, in order not to go absolutely crazy, one simply cannot do without humor. Fortunately, famous people know this like no other, and we are ready to present you with a selection of their funniest sayings about marriage, sex, infidelity, living together and other “charms” of relationships between lovers.

About sex

“Love is the answer. But while you're waiting, sex can raise some pretty interesting questions." Woody Allen, director.

“All my mom told me about sex was that the man should be on top and the woman should be on the bottom. That’s probably why for the first three years my husband and I slept on a bunk bed.” Joan Rivers, actress.

“So many stupid things have come up about this physical love. In my opinion, the dentist is even more pleasant. Evelyn Waugh, writer (from the novel Vile Flesh).

"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children." Mark Twain, writer.

"I don't know anything about sex - I've always been married." Zsa Zsa Gabor, old Hollywood actress.

"Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position is ridiculous, and the costs are huge." Philip Dormer Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield.

About unexpected insights

"Archaeologists are always the best husbands, because the older his wife gets, the more he takes an interest in her." Agatha Christie, writer.

“Before you marry someone, watch how he behaves in front of a computer with a very slow Internet. That's the only way you'll know who he really is." Will Ferrell, actor.

“I love being married. It's so great to find that one and only one that you'll piss off for the rest of your life." Rita Rudner, comedian.

“Marriage is like a bank card. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.” Irvin Corey, American actor, public figure.

“I recently found out that all penguins are monogamous. And it didn't surprise me, because that's exactly what they look like. I mean, it's not very likely that one day one penguin will leave the other in search of a prettier penguin." Ellen DeGeneres, actress and TV presenter.

"Many men, falling in love with a dimple in their cheek, mistakenly marry the whole girl." Stephen Leacock, writer.

On female supremacy

"I don't care if he's rich - as long as he has a yacht, his own railroad and a personalized toothpaste." Marilyn Monroe in "Only Girls in Jazz"

"All rejected lovers should be entitled to a second try - with someone else." Mae West , "godmother of naked dresses", actress, sex symbol of old Hollywood.

"Behind every great man is a woman who rolls her eyes at the time." Jim Carrey, actor.

“God gave the man a brain and a penis, but apparently not enough blood to keep both functioning at the same time.” Robin Williams, actor.

"Girls, I noticed one thing: all the men who usually look after me are married to skinny." Sophie Tucker, singer.

“If it weren’t for women, we would still be living in caves and eating raw meat. After all, we created civilization only to impress our girlfriends. Orson Welles, director.

"I have a little low self-esteem - so every time I have sex, I fantasize that in my place, someone else." Richard Lewis, comedian.

“I don’t understand why women want everything that men have. After all, women, in addition to everything else, have men. Coco Chanel, fashion designer.

About life

“In the morning, I always bring tea to my wife in her pajamas. Do you think she's grateful? No, she would prefer it if I brought her tea in a cup. Eric Mocum, comedian.

"A marriage union is between two people who are always ready to swear that only the other member of the union is snoring." Terry Pratchett, writer.

"Only a blind woman and a deaf man can have a good marriage." Michel de Montaigne, French writer and philosopher.

"A husband is a guy who will always say that you overdid it with lipstick." Ogden Nash, poet.

“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I just didn't want to interrupt her." Rodney Dangerfield, American comedian

“My fights with my wife are like a rock concert. First, we introduce something new, and at the end, we will definitely move on to our greatest hits.” Frank Skinner, writer.

"Marriage is a real test because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers." Richard Pryor, actor.

About disappointments

"In life, there should be two people to whom you have every right to lie - the policeman and your girlfriend." Jack Nicholson, actor.

“I was happily married for four years out of a possible ten.” Mark Watson, comedian.

Bigamy is having one more wife than you should. However, monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde, writer.

“Don’t trust couples who walk around holding hands all their lives, they are just afraid that if they let go of their hands, they will kill each other.” Groucho Marx, actor.

“When another takes your wife away, there is no better way to get revenge on him than to let him stay with her.” Sacha Guitry, playwright.

“When a man proposes to the woman he loves to marry him, this is the best compliment he can give her. And last". Helen Rowland, writer, journalist.

“Divorce is probably almost as old as marriage. Although I believe the marriage is a few weeks older." Voltaire, writer, philosopher.

No animal will kill another unnecessarily. Only man is capable of this.

People are the end, not the means. And the attitude towards them should be appropriate.

You know, sometimes it seems to me that guest workers laid the foundation for our relationship with you.

Every woman wants to see her beloved man next to her. Otherwise, she will see someone else.

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It is stupid when a person is interested in what others think of him. Especially if he does not put these others in a penny.

If you pay attention to the shortcomings of others, you will get tired of telling them where they should go.

The same worldview helps to establish good relationships, different - makes them brighter.

Do not be afraid, having decided on a frank conversation, jeopardize relations with a person. It is unlikely that such relations were very good. The conversation will simply dot the “and”.

There is only one true way to start a relationship. I really want to know him.

A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word that the wife does not say.

Relationships are like a girl's hair. The longer they are, the more difficult it is to decide to chop them off.

Experience has taught me that if people do something against you, it will ultimately benefit you.

No one becomes a woman's friend if he can become her lover.

Sometimes a woman avoids approaching a man, not because she doesn't like him, but because she's afraid he won't like him.

Sometime time will pass. You will understand that this is the end. But this will only be the beginning of a new one.

In my opinion, marriage and its bonds are either the greatest good or the greatest evil; there is no middle.

At a certain age, decent people forgive each other's mistakes and previous weaknesses, while the stormy passions that drew a sharp line between them give way to tender affection.

Relationships are like air: in order to spoil, it’s enough not to hold back once

It’s even nice to be sick when you know that there are people who are waiting for your recovery, like a holiday.

Man is the only animal that hurts others for no other purpose.

A person should be treated as a great goal, but never as a means.

Listen, I have a feeling that Tajiks built our relationship with you.

All girls need to have a loved one nearby, if you are not there, then there will be someone else nearby ...

We are so vain that we attach importance to what people think of us, to whom we do not attach importance.

If you do not accept people as they are, then you will have to send them where they belong.

The common views and interests of people make their relationship pleasant, but it is the differences that make them interesting.

If, as a result of a clarification of relations with someone, they deteriorated, it means that they were not good before they were clarified. Finding out just put everything in its place.

In dealing with friends, advise them to do only what they are able to do, and lead them to good without violating decorum, but do not try to act where there is no hope of success. Don't put yourself in a humiliating position.

There is only one right way to build a relationship, and we would all like to know it.

If you can't change the situation, you should change your attitude towards it.

Millions of people offer each other to become friends when they are trying to end a relationship ... Although this is where they should start!

A dead end in a relationship is like a dead end on the road, there is nowhere to go, and it is pointless to stand still.

Even family ties would fall apart if our thoughts were written on our foreheads.

A weak person turns away when he sees a loved one with another. A stupid person tries to break up the relationship. And only a strong person can let go of the one he loves

The climate of relations depends on the weather conditions of the characters.

It is better to immediately stop at the ellipsis than to gradually reach the point.

The relationship between parents and children is just as difficult and just as dramatic as the relationship between lovers.

The best way to ruin a relationship is to start sorting it out.

Whoever has a good son-in-law has gained a son, and whoever has a bad son-in-law has also lost his daughter.

One-sided self-sacrifice is an unreliable basis for living together, because it offends the other side.

When you are dear to a person, he will definitely answer you even to that message, to which, in fact, there is nothing to say.

Aphorisms about relationships - Any relationship between people is a deal.

Relationships don't define values, values ​​define relationships. Otherwise, the unshakable is torn in the web of the elusive.

If people are together and they feel good, then it doesn’t matter what their relationship is called.

The future worries us, but the past holds us. That is why the present eludes us.

When you were born, you cried, and everyone around rejoiced. Live in such a way that when you die, only you smiled, and everyone else cried ..

It is very easy to give a fairy tale to each other ... .. But for some reason we rarely remember this ... ..

“I will cover the sky with a sea wave, I will breathe only minute meetings ..

“People are like ships… each has its own coordinates, its own speed, its own tailwind…”

I always tell everyone that everything is fine with me, no matter what. because our thoughts are material!

I learned to keep silent about the love that I wanted to scream about ...

I love Just to watch you laugh..I love to call you my sun..I love to just look into your eyes..and only you can say I LOVE YOU..

If you see him, tell him that every evening I wish him good night ...

I'm not a magician, I'm still learning, and the trick “do not miss you” is still not working for me ...

Hearts in the same rhythm. . . Dreams one course. . . I miss you

I will smile, dream, invent - and I will definitely become the Greatest Joy in the World for someone

Friendship is not needed for life, it is one of those things without which life is not needed ...

I feel good only next to you, minutes, please, become eternal .. ”

Love is what makes you smile, even when you're tired.

Who once fell in love, he will not love again.

why do people leave, what do they find there, far away, where dreams live ..

Love cannot bear those who have turned their backs on it for too long. Love loves decisive and courageous people who do not make mistakes precisely because they are not afraid to make them.

She could speak with just a glance.

... sometimes inexplicable miracles happen - but only to those who believe that miracles happen. (C) Paulo Coelho

Help me get through this night. Make my scream quieter... quieter! After all, you know, only you can help me. I do not want to count the seconds until dawn - They are endless, like these tears, again ... And I feel separation, and it smells like gunpowder. ©

“If I were offered an eternity without you, I would choose a moment, but with you.”.

Or maybe you forget about everything, And open my heart and let my soul go. Or maybe tell you about everything, After all, I won’t sleep if I don’t know ..

And people are looking for each other ... Everywhere, Constantly. Among passers-by, facing each other, apologizing, smiling and looking back...

You asked me what I really am... I finally understood... a little enthusiastic child who was scared and forced to learn how to be strong...

Lovers often swear eternal love, but few make the slightest effort to do so. (W. Shakespeare)

Love is unique in every way. Only she can turn an enemy into a friend and vice versa. (M.L. King)

The variety of love is shown even in how different people treat jokes about it. They touch and burden some, while others cause positive emotions and a smile. (Plutarch)

I want a relationship again! I'm bored again without scandal, jealousy, hysteria and mutual reproaches.

Love and relationships are not only physical intimacy and emotions, it is also very hard work on yourself.

If you love someone, then you often need to make concessions in relation to him. (Jean Itier)

Who said love and relationships are good? This is a long illness of the soul and heart. And getting sick is always bad. A person lives without problems with healthy organs.

Cheating is a betrayal of a relationship with a loved one. It hurts painfully, leaves a painful mark in the soul for a long time.

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We looked into each other's eyes: I saw myself, and she saw herself. (Stanislav Jerzy Lec)

It is much easier to yearn for someone you love than to live with someone you hate.

As long as we love, we can forgive

Love comes without asking and leaves without warning.

Never ask a person why he loves you: as soon as he thinks about it, it may turn out that there is nothing to love you for.

Love is when all the women of the world cease to exist for you, except for one.

In love, as in hate, a wide variety of feelings can be combined: both suffering, and pleasure, and joy, and sadness, and fear, and courage, and even anger and hatred. (K.D. Ushinsky)

It's not love, it's a habit. And as they say, bad habits need to be abandoned.

I have no idea how I will live without you, but I have no doubt that I will be happy. (T. Polyakova)

When you are loved, there is no doubt about anything. When you experience strong feelings yourself, then doubts are born by themselves!

Love is characteristic only of a sane person.

For most people, the problem of love is to be loved, and not to love, to be able to love.

Inexperienced love says: “I love you because I need you”; experienced: "I need you because I love you." (Eric Fromm)

We will be happy. I will wake up at night and run barefoot to the kitchen. I'll wake you up by biting your ear, and you scream and hit me with a pillow. Our neighbors will wake up from our screams and laughter, and we will desperately love each other.

True love is not between bodies, but between souls.

Unrequited, unhappy love is as different from mutual, happy love as delusion is different from truth. (J. Sand)

If your heart and your mind are restless, what else do you want? Whoever stopped loving and making mistakes can bury himself alive. (Goethe)

Love is not blind; blind - jealousy. (L. Darrell)

Love is a trainable organ, like an arm and a leg. If you take care of it, be afraid to spend it in vain, then it will atrophy from inaction. And even when the opportunity presents itself, you will get your love from the far shelf, shake off the dust from it ... and there is almost nothing left of it.

Unrequited love is as different from mutual love as error is from truth. (George Sand)

Love lives long only if each of those who love knows its value. (Frederic Begbeder)

Why don't we fall in love with something new every month? Because when we parted, we would have to lose a piece of our own heart.

I do not love you. But in you, somewhere deep inside, there is someone completely different ... I love him.

From love to hate - one step: I love when we are together, I hate when we are apart!

Perhaps in this world you are just a person, but for someone you are the whole world. (Marquez)

Love, love, love... What's good about that? Absolutely nothing.

Love is when the weather is always good outside, even if it is raining and windy.

Separation for love is like wind for fire: it extinguishes the weak, and inflates the big one. (R. Bussy)

True love is like a ghost: everyone talks about it, but few have seen it!

The day I fell in love without memory is the day of the beginning of my lifelong slavery. (Salman Rushdie. “The ground under her feet”)

She loved him now in a completely different way - after all, he made her suffer. (S. Maugham)

All love is happiness, even if it is not divided.

To love is not to look at each other, to love is to look together in the same direction. (A. Saint-Exupery)

When it seems to us that we know another, it always means the end of love. (Max Frisch)

Anyone who believes that money can't buy love simply doesn't know where to shop well. (Laura Ashley)

To be in love is to be in a rage with a sound mind.

It was enough for one man to fall in love with a woman for the world to become what it is.

I wanted to see you to see if it would be nice to see you again.

An ugly phenomenon - senile love.

Love is blind, but marriage is a brilliant oculist. (Simone Signoret)

There is a bright shelter on earth. Love and loyalty live there. Everything that sometimes we only dream of - settled there forever!

To understand each other, one must have something in common; But in order to love each other, you have to be different. (P. Geraldi)

How bold and self-confident becomes the one who gains the conviction that he is loved.

Loyalty in love is entirely a matter of physiology, it does not depend on our will at all. Young people want to be faithful - and they don’t, old people would like to change, but where can they be.

When a person falls in love, he starts by deceiving himself and ends by deceiving others.

Love and death cannot be avoided.

Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you catch it, the more it slips away. But if you turn your attention to other things, It will come and sit quietly on your shoulder.

One day I met a beggar in love on the street. He was wearing an old hat, his coat was frayed at the elbows, his shoes were leaking, and the stars shone in his soul.

Ideal love is dead, and worse than dead: out of fashion.

There is no crime in loving several times in life, and there is no merit in loving only once: to reproach yourself for the first and to brag about the second is equally absurd.

To be in love is to be in a rage with a sound mind. (Ovid Publius Nason)

In vengeance and love, a woman is more barbarian than a man. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

To love means to stop comparing. (Bernard Grasset)

Don Juan can conquer everyone? What childishness! In fact, he simply is not able to refuse a single one. (Tadeusz Boy-Zielenski)

Love for one's neighbor is limited by how much each person loves himself.

And to talk about love, you have to talk about hate. (S. Lukyanenko. “Autumn visits”)

Always love each other with all your heart. There is almost nothing in the world but love. (Victor Hugo)

To love means to stop comparing. (Bernard Grasset)

When you love someone, no one will force you to believe that the one you love can not love you.

Love has two barriers - circumstances and fears. We often lack the courage to step over the stones of the past, the doubts of the present.

I loved and I was loved, but it never coincided in time.

Love usually looks like a cultural superstructure over the sexual instinct. (M. Weller)

The beloved often blinds the lover.

We are all born for love, this is the principle of existence and its only purpose. (Benjamin Disraeli)

Not to be loved is just a failure, not to love is a misfortune.

And interestingly, he understands that when I write him "hello", then this "hello" means - "I love"? ..

Love conquers everything, and we will submit to its power. (Publius Virgil)

When love looks like magic, we call it destiny.

You should never look for reasons to hate when there is a reason to love.

Love is the sun, and desire is only a flash. Desire blinds, but the sun gives life.

When people do not agree on the main thing, they disagree over trifles. (Don Aminado)

Love is the same joy, it, like a sunbeam, shines on the living through all suffering, sorrows, failures and worries. (Author unknown)

Sex is the most that non-loving people can give each other, and the least that loving people can give each other. (E. Panteleev)

Lovers either doubt nothing or doubt everything. (Honore de Balzac)

No matter how pleasant love is, yet its external manifestations give us more joy than love itself. (F. La Rochefoucauld)

What is love like? She has hands to help others, she has legs to rush to the aid of the poor and needy, she has eyes to see grief and need, she has ears to hear people's sighs and complaints - that's what looks like love.

He does not love who loves not forever. (Euripides)

First love is fragrant because it forgets the difference between the sexes, that it is a passionate friendship. (Gerzen Alexander Ivanovich)

All love is true and beautiful in its own way, as long as it is in the heart and not in the head.

To resist love is to equip it with a new weapon. (George Sand)

Does love have anything to do with the mind! (I. Goethe)

We love both a child and a friend only if we already know how to love at all. A man learns this from a woman.

Love is a bright creature, but loves a dark corner.

It would be better for her to cry because I am her husband than for me to die because she is not my wife.

I know what love is, - the cat said sympathetically. - This is when they throw old shoes at you and pour cold water from the balconies on you.

If you're going to love someone, learn to forgive first.

Yearning for someone you love is much easier than living with someone you hate. (Jean de La Bruyère)

Still, love, even the most carnal one, is a sacrament.

Without you, life is not life, and only half of the world.

Love is a jump. I haven't met one to jump on yet.

Love is the most proven way to overcome shame.

Love flees from those who pursue it

Everyone dreams of getting the kind of love they don't deserve. (Leszek Kumor)

When a person falls in love, he starts by deceiving himself and ends by deceiving others.

Usually this passion (voluptuousness) is denoted by the word Love, meaning by it an indefinite attraction of one sex to another, as natural as hunger.

All the love in the world longs to speak, only it does not dare because it is ashamed. (Bernard Show)

Love has no meaning, it gives meaning to everything else.

It often happens that after a woman has given the key to her heart, she changes the lock the next day. (Sh.Saint-Bev)

One hour of love is a lifetime. (Honore de Balzac)

When a person knows love, he must be ready to experience hate.

And why do we always attach so much importance to first love? In fact, the last one is the most important.

When you find a person with whom you can speak in silence, stay forever, believe wholeheartedly and rejoice with your heart, you understand that this is Love.

Love never comes from the side where you expect it - it will sneak up on you from behind on soft paws and hit you on the head like a cobblestone.

Sometimes I want to be a kid again because broken knees heal faster than a broken heart.

Love comes on tiptoe and leaves with a loud slam of the door.

To love is to live the life of the one you love. (L.N. Tolstoy)

Love is the desire to achieve the friendship of someone who attracts with his beauty.

To love is to find your own happiness in the happiness of another.

There must be a drop of cruelty in true passion. And in love - a little violence. (A. Camus. “Violence”)

How much does love cost?! Love is worth as much as the person who loves is worth. (R. Rolland)

Love has many facets - more than we think.

Love is the strongest passion, because it immediately attacks the head, heart and body ... (Voltaire)

In love, there is no word "seems" - love either "is" or "is not."

And those who run away, Throw themselves on the neck. (William Shakespeare)

In love, the only victory is flight. (Napoleon Bonaparte)

Love is the vital energy that makes it possible to improve. This is a sea of ​​tenderness for a loved one, a desire to touch him, it is easy, joyful, fun, interesting with him.

Hope lives love, and dies with it. (Mark Levy)

Love is a delightful flower, but it takes courage to walk to the edge of the abyss and pick it. (Stendhal)

Money cannot buy love. But you can significantly improve the initial positions for bargaining. (L. Peter)

Partings are easy to arrange, but not easy to endure.

Nothing gets in the way of a romance like a woman's sense of humor and a man's lack of it.

Since I know that you will come, I can wait for you as long as I like. (A. Camus)

The first breath of love is the last breath of wisdom. (Anthony Bret)

Of all the lies you told me, "I love you" was my favorite.

And yet love is some kind of illness, pain and suffering. It captures everything, does not give rest, gives rise to some vague impulses and great sadness.

If anyone says that love and peace is a cliché that went away with the sixties, that will be their problem. Love and peace are eternal (John Lennon)

To love is to find your own happiness in the happiness of another. (Gottfried Leibniz)

Love is work and care, work is not for a year, but for a hundred. At first we love for something, then - no matter what.

To marry in order to have a beautiful wife is like paying dearly for a piece of land from which one can contemplate the sky that belongs to the whole world. (Paolo Mantegazza)

To love is to see a miracle invisible to others. (Francois Mauriac)

In our time, sleeping with a person can be a non-binding trifle, but giving flowers is already a serious step.

To be loved is more than to be rich, because to be loved means to be happy. (C. Tillier)

The first sign of love: in men - timidity, in women - courage.

Love is vain and proud from beginning to end.

He who is unfailingly faithful knows only the frivolous aspects of love; only those who cheat will know its tragedy.

Love is a state when the happiness of another person becomes more important for you than your own.

In love, as in everything, experience is a doctor who appears after an illness. (N. Lanclo)

Of all eternal things, love lasts the shortest. (Jean Baptiste Moliere)

At the last minute before the explosion, someone will fall in love and the world will be saved.

People always seem to like them because they are so good. And rarely does anyone realize that we love because the person who loves is good. (L.N. Tolstoy)

No one can ever love a completely unknown thing.

The strongest love is unrequited.

Love is made up of bodies and words. (J. Carol)

From the point of view of geometry, a love triangle is possible only if one of its corners is “obtuse”.

For lovers, as for birds, not only a nest is necessary, but also the sky. (E. Panteleev)

One look can kill love, one look can resurrect it. (William Shakespeare)

True love is like a ghost: everyone talks about it, but few have seen it. (F. La Rochefoucauld)

Love for a neighbor is something different than love for a neighbor.

The one who was happy in love has no idea about it. (J. Anouil)

When love comes, everyone becomes a poet (Plato)

Love is the victory of imagination over intellect!

No one can win the war of the two sexes - too much brings them together. (Henry Alfred Kissinger)

Lovers suffocate in two cases - when they love and when they are out of love.

Any love is true and beautiful - each in its own way, unless, of course, it is in the heart, and not in the head. (Belinsky)

Love, as one of the strongest passions that carries a person to all extremes more than any other passion, can serve as a touchstone of morality. (Belinsky Vissarion Grigoryevich)

Love without reverence and delight is only friendship.

People talk a lot about love, while most do not even know what color the eyes of those with whom they sleep.

It doesn’t matter how strong the feelings are in your heart, but if you can’t convey them to another person, it’s all useless.

There are no mysterious women, but there are slow-witted men. (Magdalena the Pretender)

When a person falls in love, he is like a sole, which, if you soak it in water, bend it - it will bend.

In family life, the main thing is patience ... Love cannot last long.

Some of what is published below was written a long time ago, something - quite recently. Some may be outdated, but some are surprisingly relevant.
1. All men are liars, talkers, hypocrites, proud and cowards, lustful and contemptible. All women are cunning, boastful, curious and depraved. But the most holy and sublime thing in the world is the union of these imperfect and disgusting beings.
Alfred de Musset.
2. Marriage is the miracle of turning kissing from a pleasure into a duty.

Helen Rowland.
3. women are like cheburashki - warm, soft, they love with their ears and live all their lives with some kind of crocodile.
Unknown author.
4. The strength of women is in the weaknesses of men.
Voltaire.
5. to get to know a man for real, you need to divorce him.
Sari Gabor.
6. Women somehow immediately guess with whom we are ready to cheat on them. Sometimes even before it crosses our minds.
George Bernard Shaw.
7. love is like dinner: a woman first serves cold, then hot. But a man is like a child: he wants to start right away with sweets. And if a woman allows him this, he will quickly lose his appetite.
Konstantin melikhan.
8. Almost all women strive to remake men, and when they succeed, they lose interest in them.
Marlene Dietrich.
9. only one who is not ashamed to show people is suitable for the role of a lover; anyone will do as a husband.
Nicholas shampoo.
10. Can you imagine a woman who would let her lover tell her the tales of 1001 nights?
Stanislav hedgehogs.
11. Friendship between a man and a woman does not honor a man and deprives a woman of honor.
Arthur Conan Doyle.
12. The lover is the most chaste of men, he needs only one woman.
Richard Aldington.
13. Most women give up not because their passion is strong, but because their weakness is great. That is why enterprising men usually have such success, although they are by no means the most attractive.
François de La Rochefoucauld.
14. A man who loves one woman all his life should be sent to a doctor, and maybe to the gallows.
George Bernard Shaw.
15. The silence of a man is a sign of refusal, the silence of a woman is a sign of consent.
Louis massignon.
16. A woman must choose: with a man whom other women love, she will never be calm; with a man whom other women do not like, she will never be happy.
Anatole France.
17. Adam and Eve could be the perfect married couple: Adam didn't have to listen to stories about men she could marry, and Eve didn't have to listen to stories about how good his mom was at cooking.
Blonsky Wanda.
18. There are no mysterious women, but there are slow-witted men.
Magdalena is an impostor.
19. The more women a man knows, the more primitive his idea of ​​them. François Mauriac

20. Every man needs to be fucked in the ass at least once, so that he finally understands what happens to women. Germaine Greer.

The health of even the strongest relationships needs to be corrected. Experienced advise more often to confess to each other in love, and scientists - to move from words to deeds. Moreover, you do not need titanic efforts or large investments. It is enough to provide small, but extremely significant signs of attention.

Is it difficult for you to prepare a cup of tea for your soul mate? Trivia! But it's the little things like that that make your union stronger. This conclusion was made by sociologists from the Open University of Great Britain. Over the course of two years, they studied the lives of 5,000 people and came to the conclusion that unexpected surprises and small courtesies do not cease to matter even after many years of prolonged association. It is a powerful link in a relationship.

Love is freedom... to be with someone who accepts you for who you are!

Loving for something is too easy, but you try to love for everything..

Even one thread can hold you together if you stop pulling the rope in your direction.

What I am for you, so you will be for me ... Heinrich Mann

Iceberg considers himself a block until he encounters a warm attitude.

If you are cold, then act warmer.

Speak more good words to people, and only good people will surround you!

An ideal husband is a man who believes that he has an ideal wife. Bernard Show

Before you start a relationship with someone, build a relationship with yourself.

A relationship with a person is not something that comes from him. This is what comes from you. Oleg Torsunov

A man always treats a woman the way she treats herself.

Happiness is the present, not burdened by thoughts of the past.

I decided that they had abandoned it ... I went to the mirror and looked ... nope ... Lost ...

It's stupid to be around a man who is "generally nice" but always hurts you. Salma Hayek.

Disappointed in one, do not punish the other. And you will find happiness.

The bridge to other people will then be strong when it is built from the broken walls of one's own Self.

Love... is too dangerous to play and too great to pass up.

It is not always possible to start life from scratch ... But, after all, you can change the handwriting.

The valley of excellent relations is located beyond the Pass of Insults and the gorge of Mutual Claims.

Hug each other more often - nothing heals the soul like warm words, sincere hugs.

Do not look for your soul mate ... Look for the same whole as you yourself ...

Now I know what love is. Anew. Differently. When everything is mutual. When he's the best...

I build relationships based on the desire to be with you, and not out of fear of losing!

If you are always ready to let others go easily - others will try to be with you!

The best relationships are those in which love for a person exceeds the need for him.

I am the richest person in the universe. I have You, Love and the whole WORLD! Thank you for this.

Yes, we are not perfect, but so what? But we are perfect for each other!

A chance meeting is the most non-random thing in the world...

We choose our loved ones! Therefore, who is next to us depends only on us!

With a man should not be boring or fun. It should be warm, reliable and calm with him.

You need to love your woman! Just to love. If you want to educate someone: buy a dog ...

The most important thing in a relationship is not to do anything to spite each other.

Step forward - Wise decision! This is our happiness and salvation, this is not heroism, this is Life!

Love is an animal that grows from mutual concessions.

In words and vows, all men are the same, but Actions show the difference between them.

Tenderness is the best proof of love than the most passionate vows. Marlene Dietrich

Appreciate the woman you love! The one that does not seek the shore beyond the river ...

Take care of the relationship - otherwise you will cherish the memories.

Did you cheat on her? - No. - Why? - I respect myself, which means I respect my choice!

In relations between a man and a woman there should not be someone else's opinion and someone else's advice.

A frank heart-to-heart dialogue is always more productive than tense silence.

Since you have forgiven a man, you should not warm up his sins for breakfast.

When a man loves a woman, the cockroaches in her head seem like ladybugs to him.

Never make excuses. Who does not love - will not believe, who loves - he will come up with an excuse.

To walk together on the same road, you need to look in the same direction...

Longevity Secret - Eat more fruit and less - each other!

Wash yourself with love more often, there is no procedure better and sweeter than love dressed in happiness.

Trees growing near the Lake of Love always have strong roots and sweet fruits.

One man lived a long life, never married. Dying at the age of 90, one of his friends decided to ask him why he did not try to start a family.

The old man reasoned that it no longer makes sense for him to hide the reason for his celibacy, then answered: - I am not against marriage, and also not at all against the union between a man and a woman. When I was young, I wanted to get married, I was constantly in search of a suitable, ideal girlfriend for me. I had been looking for a partner for life for so long that I did not notice how my life was drawing to a close.

To which a friend objected: - Have you not managed to find the woman of your dreams, even if it is ideal only for your understanding?

The dying man replied: - Why, I found her, of course!

The old comrade was surprised: - then who or what prevented you from uniting in order to create a happy family?

To which the dying old man replied with regret: - The woman I found wanted to meet the perfect man.

The parable of the ideal relationship is instructive. Don't devote your life to looking for something or someone that doesn't exist. Life is not long enough to strive for the ideal. For every happy couple, it is their relationship that will be ideal if you manage to build it correctly.

Many parables about the relationship between a man and a woman talk about what you need to think about your partner, take care of him. It is unlikely that an alliance is possible at all if only one's own interests are pursued.

Smart sayings about the relationship between a man and a woman

She wants to remain friends. I can only change love for friendship, or disappear from her life forever. I choose the second. Why? Because that's the way it should be... You can't live in a house that's been burned to the ground. "No," he said quickly. - Just not this. Stay friends? Dilute a small garden on the cooled lava of extinct feelings? No, this is not for you and me. This happens only after small intrigues, and even then it turns out to be rather false. Love is not stained with friendship. The end is the end.

Erich Maria Remarque

Relationships are a compromise, the ability to listen to another person, understand him, explain himself, his desires, attitudes to the world, the reasons for his actions. Silence and pout, deciding that everything is clear and so, and “he must realize how wrong ...” - well, just some kind of kindergarten - no one owes anything to anyone. Explain, ask for an explanation, goodbye, ask for forgiveness, talk, just don’t go into a dead end of silence and resentment, ridiculous and idiotic pride.

The strong do not look for a replacement for the person who was dear to them, but look point-blank at the emptiness that formed after his departure. The weak are trying to shove anyone into this void, just to create the illusion that there are no empty spaces in their lives.

Beautiful relationship between a man and a woman

Differences in characters, tastes, interests, experience can be combined with a creative approach, you can turn minuses into pluses. Our differences are an inexhaustible generator of making non-standard decisions.

A warm relationship between a man and a woman develops only when both people give, not take, take steps towards each other, look in one direction. This is not a loss of oneself, but a new experience, decisions are made in a new role, new qualities are acquired.

Modernity is increasingly asking the question of whether a family is needed at all. Divorce ends almost every second union. Civil relations are becoming the norm.

Society acquires a consumer character, where priorities are given to external attributes, such as a prestigious job, a comfortable existence, career growth, and a decent salary. And such privileges are achieved alone faster.

Now the consumer attitude to our entire world is being promoted from all sides. This view quickly penetrates into every family. It is perceived as an obstacle in achieving personal whims and goals. You can often hear such statements as the family is not prestigious, it is not in fashion, it's time to erase stereotypes, why bother.

Original statuses about the relationship between a guy and a girl

• "Friendship between a man and a woman is possible. Subject to some degree of physical disgust for each other."
• "Worse than losing a relationship can be losing yourself in that relationship."
• "The distance is perceived as an amazing adventure if you are expected at the end of the path."
• "Why words, if looks are so eloquent?"
• "Only the one who gives warmth himself can hope for the warmth of others."
• "In an ideal relationship, everyone feels as easy as in solitude, and as fun as in society."
• "The best development of relations is to switch not to you, but to us."
• "Nothing characterizes a person better than his behavior after a breakup."

Quotes About Human Relations

Remember that, with one small exception, the world is made up of others.

Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

People are born for each other. So, retrain or transfer.

Marcus Aurelius

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is your karma.

Wayne Dyer

In the animal world, the main law is: eat or be eaten; in the human world: to define or to be defined.

Thomas Sas

I don't like to speak well of myself - I prefer to speak badly of others.

Frederic Begbeder

To deceive a person for his own good means to take on a responsibility that only the gods can do.

Henry Haskins

In others, we most admire their resemblance to us.

Robert Lembke

We are locked in a fence that protects us from others.

William Copeland

We all wear masks, and there comes a time when you can only take them off with a piece of your own skin.

André Berthiem

Our opinion of people depends not so much on what we see in them, but on how we see ourselves when we are with them.

Sarah Grand

We can only see in others what we can see in ourselves.

James Baldwin

He who defines his neighbor with one phrase deserves to be defined with one word.

Stefan Garczyński

Even if we don't like those. who like us, we appreciate their insight.

Libby Feudim

At eighteen, you care what people think of you; at forty you don't give a damn about what they think of you; at sixty you already know that no one has thought of you at all.

Daniel Amen

Why don't horses commit suicide? Because they don't sort things out.

The selection includes smart phrases about relationships and love, let's start with the Latin saying: Amor caecus - love is blind.

• A native person will always be dear to you, he is rich, poor, or sick.
• There is nothing more terrible for us than another person who does not care about us.
• Relationships fail when a person is partly with another, and partly with someone else imaginary.
• I know what it's like when they leave. You die for a week, it just hurts for a week, then you start to forget, and then it seems that nothing happened, that it was not with you, and now you spit on everything. And you say to yourself: dingo, this is life, that's how it works. That's the way this stupid life works. As if she hadn't lost something forever.

• To be together means to feel as at ease as being alone, and as fun as in society. Charlotte Brontë "Jane Eyre"
• Princess my sweet minx! You are a fairy, a fairy tale for me!
• What the doctor cannot cure, Love itself will heal.
• Amor fati - love for fate.
• Let's meet with you and merge in a fabulous ecstasy!
• If I knew the last time I saw you that this was the last time, I would try to remember your face, your walk, everything connected with you. And if I knew the last time I kissed you, that this is the last time, I would never stop.
• To live badly, unreasonably means not to live badly, but to die slowly.
• Unrequited love is as different from mutual love as error is from truth. J. Sand.
• When there is nothing to lose, principles are lost.
• We always think that we are loved because we are good. And we do not guess that they love us because those who love us are good. L. Tolstoy.
• Love is always a sacrifice. A real, sincere feeling of love always involves a sacrifice in the name of the one you love. Love without sacrifice is not love, but a big lie to yourself and others.
• My dear, good, beloved, dear! You are the light in my window, you are my love!
• Love is the meaning of life.
• Love appears unbidden, like a guest;
• Love is like a sticky disease: the more you are afraid of it, the sooner you catch it. N. Chamfort.
• Love under the mask is like fire under the ashes. K. Goldoni.
• Love is the real Orpheus, who raised humanity from the animal state. E. Renan.
• Love is a theorem that must be proven every day! Archimedes.
• Love is a story in a woman's life and an episode in a man's life. J. Richter.

• My pretty, pretty, darling! You are the light in my window!
• Love is a flower, and Happiness is a bee that pollinates it.
• We always have to choose who to let into our little world. You are also imperfect. This girl you met is also imperfect. The main thing is whether you are perfect for each other.
• Only those who look at you with tenderness have beautiful eyes.
• Don't waste your time with someone who doesn't want to spend it with you.
• You know what scares you the most besides the fear of being alone? Spend your whole life with the wrong person.
• There is no pain greater than that which lovers inflict on each other. S. Connolly.
• If you're arguing with an idiot, he probably does the same.
• Love saves the heart from the bitterness of any loss.
• Love cannot rule over people, but it can change them. I. Goethe.
• Love is rich in both honey and bile. Plaut.
• Love cannot be acquired by snapping fingers.
• No person can become more alien than the one you loved in the past. E. Remarque.
• Nothing is difficult for a lover. M. Cicero.
• Plastic people give each other plastic emotions, but for some reason, after all these plastic stories, natural tears flow ...
• Everything that happens has a reason.
• It is easier to part with a person than with illusions about him.
• ra odium generat, concordia nutrit amorem - anger breeds hatred, agreement feeds love.
• Your touch remembers my body...
• Amor et deliciae humani generis - the love and joy of the human race.
• I see that people always need relationships: friendship or love. But these connections always lead to unpleasant complications: obligations, the need to share, a request for a ride to the airport ...
• Amicitia semper prodest, amor et nocet - friendship is always useful, but love can do harm.

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