The biggest mystery. Aphorisms, quotes and sayings about women. Sayings of the wise men about women

Better to be old than dead. Brigid Bordeaux 16

He found time to take care of me and to cheat on me every day. Coco Chanel 16

Conversation was invented to stop people from thinking. Agatha Christie 7

I, by virtue of the talent allotted to me, squeaked like a mosquito. Faina Ranevskaya 11

- What do you wear at night?
- Chanel No. 5. Marilyn Monroe 15

The doctor asks me: “How do you sleep?” I say: "I'm sleeping with Pushkin." Faina Ranevskaya 3

He loved classical music, painting, masterpieces of literature...
Well, everyone has their shortcomings. Brigid Bordeaux 17

From the very beginning, marriage was established for despicable practical reasons - a purely masculine idea. Catherine Deneuve 13

Do you really think that when you lie alone in bed at night, the thought that half the world loves you can console you?
Half the world is nothing. Brigid Bordeaux 21

If I'm a little lucky, someday I'll find out why people are so tormented by the problems of sex.
I personally care about them no more than cleaning shoes. Marilyn Monroe 14 - great women quotes

I don't demand that people be nice to me; it saves me the trouble of pleasing them. Jane Austen 20

Cut off my head and you won't give me more than thirteen. Coco Chanel 13

At the age of five she was vain, she dreamed of receiving a medal for saving drowning people.
Now I keep medals, orders in a box where I scrawled: "Funeral accessories." Faina Ranevskaya 17

Talent is like a wart - you either have it or you don't. Faina Ranevskaya 21

Now the actors do not know how to be silent. And by the way, talk. Faina Ranevskaya 21

Who did you learn your walk from?
I learned to walk when I was a year old and haven't taken any lessons since. Marilyn Monroe 14

It has always been incomprehensible to me: people are ashamed of poverty and not ashamed of wealth. Faina Ranevskaya 19

The illusion that a woman can turn a fool to the path of virtue is one of the sweetest female illusions of all time. Agatha Christie 17

I lived with many theaters, but never enjoyed it. Faina Ranevskaya 12

In her youth she was forced to be virtuous, with age she learned to start affairs - a natural extension of an unnatural beginning. Jane Austen 10

I didn't make a woman. Men, because of my image of a sex symbol, created by them and myself, expect too much from me - they expect bells to ring and whistles to blow. but my anatomy is no different from that of any other woman. I don't live up to expectations. Marilyn Monroe 16

Do you know what it's like to act in films?
Imagine that you are washing in a bathhouse, and a tour is being led there. Faina Ranevskaya 29

Why should I be ashamed to undress in front of a doctor? After all, he is a man just like anyone else. Brigid Bordeaux 19

I am a mother, and a mother is never alone. Catherine Deneuve 19

I'm like an old palm tree at the station - no one needs it, but it's a pity to throw it away. Faina Ranevskaya 21

All my life I've been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially grandma. you never know how to talk to them without falling to their level Faina Ranevskaya 30

I realized that you can’t look back, you can’t even try to look back.
Life is a one-way street, isn't it? Agatha Christie 20

I would write books even if no one read them except my husband. Agatha Christie 15

We need beauty to be loved by men; and stupidity - so that we love men. Coco Chanel 16

It seems to me very distressing that we, at first wisely declaring ourselves the weaker sex, have now become equal in position with primitive women who have been bending their backs all day. Agatha Christie 13

What moments were the most important in your life, you will know when it's too late. Agatha Christie 13

Men have sincere respect for everything that is boring. Marilyn Monroe 6

A man in love is a pitiful sight. Agatha Christie 13

Do not have a hundred rubles, but have two breasts. Faina Ranevskaya 19

Useful gifts are best. Let's say I give him handkerchiefs, he gives me a mink coat. 15

There is nothing more tiresome than a man who is always right. Agatha Christie 18

I was not used to being happy and therefore did not consider happiness to be something obligatory for me. Marilyn Monroe 8

In our time, you can not live with a man for half a year, so that you are not declared a bride. Brigid Bordeaux 11

Husbands are usually good in bed when cheating on their wives. Marilyn Monroe 16

If there are troubles, be sure that the man will stay away. Jane Austen 12

I don't know why women demand everything that men have.
After all, women, among other things, have men. Coco Chanel 11

Hollywood is a place where you get paid a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. Marilyn Monroe 10

- What do you wear at night?
- Beloved man. Brigid Bordeaux 10

Fashion is what goes out of fashion. Coco Chanel 11

I do not think that discoveries are born out of necessity—discovery directly comes from idleness, and perhaps even from laziness. Agatha Christie 10

Beware of originality; in women's fashion, originality can lead to a masquerade. Coco Chanel 12

The most beautiful day of my life? It was night. Brigid Bordeaux 11

Love and work are the only worthwhile things in life.
Work is a kind of love. Marilyn Monroe 13

Every woman has the age she deserves. Coco Chanel 13

The mutual affection of a man and a woman always begins with the overwhelming illusion that you think the same about everything in the world. Agatha Christie 17

There are people who have money and there are rich people. Coco Chanel 17

I never sunbathe - I like to be a solid blonde. Marilyn Monroe 14

Too bad I didn't invent sex. Brigid Bordeaux 15

Damned nineteenth century, damned upbringing: I can't stand when men are sitting. Faina Ranevskaya 25

Small world: in the end we all meet in bed. Brigid Bordeaux 14

About his work in the cinema: The money is eaten, but the shame remains. Faina Ranevskaya 21

Perpetual male. Faina Ranevskaya 16

There are not as many rich men in the world as beautiful women deserve them. Jane Austen 23

Nothing makes a woman look older than a suit that is too rich. Coco Chanel 18

Ten years ago, I wore a sweater for the first time, and since then, people have been looking at me like I have two heads. Marilyn Monroe 7

It is better for a beautiful woman not to be too smart so as not to distract attention from her own appearance.

A woman's refusal often means "no." Only if she begins to substantiate it to you abstrusely, then she is waiting for persuasion.

A beautiful woman is a delight for the eyes, flour for the soul and a vacuum cleaner for the purse.

Even the most naive girl can learn to lie if she is put in a rigid framework.

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Even the most narrow-minded woman can find a common language with a smart man, and only the smartest woman can successfully communicate with a fool.

Only a smart woman understands that it is more profitable to look after herself, and not her man.

A woman is so arranged by nature - she constantly tries to find cons in worthy men, and in their complete opposites she tries to pay attention to the existing pluses ...

If the mind is reflected on the face, then there are enough smart thoughts in the head.

You need to return to the woman as soon as possible, until she has time to understand that she is fine without you!

Women lie to hide their feelings, men to show feelings that are not there.

You need to kneel only in front of that woman who will then iron your trousers.

Silence is the only thing of gold that women do not like.

A woman should not live the life of a man if he does not live the life of a woman.

Women's hatred, in fact, the same love, only changed direction.

Women are not the weaker sex, the weaker sex are rotten boards.

A woman is more likely to love a man whom she hates than one to whom she is indifferent.

Being completely sincere for a woman means the same thing as appearing in public without a dress.

We live in the 21st century - the century of feminine men and courageous women.

Ten men are stacked at the woman's feet, and she chooses the eleventh, who is standing and looking in the other direction.

Nature said to a woman: be beautiful if you can, wise if you want, but you must be prudent by all means.

A woman is an invitation to happiness.

A woman was created to be loved, not to be understood.

The assumption that a woman, having the opportunity to choose, will immediately stop at one thing, is clearly beyond common sense.

Two fools meet... Of course! If they were smart, they would date girls.

A smart man changes his mind, a fool never.

The woman is a flower. As you take care of him, so he blooms.

A woman is your shadow: when you follow her, she runs away from you; when you leave her, she runs after you.

The more a woman spins around the mirror, the more men spin around the woman! – Statuses about women

God created a woman from a man's rib to protect his heart.

It is exercises that give strength to the mind, not rest.

Don't argue if a woman wants something. You have to give it to her. Otherwise, the result will be the same, but more time will be spent.

A woman paints her lips to mark the man she likes!

Foolish people are not always safe: they have the intelligence to say exactly as much as is necessary in order to offend or slander their neighbor.

Quotes about a woman excite the soul, like the beautiful Woman herself. Legends are made about her, they talk about her, they admire her and carry her in their arms, they dedicate poems to her ... and beautiful quotes !

* The later a girl comes on a date, the more smiling she is.

Gomez de la Serna

* A woman must manage to look so wise that her “accidental” stupidity turns out to be a real gift for a man.

Karl Kraus

* The night suits every girl and woman.

S. Flesharova-Muscat

* A loving woman's heart is always full of hope; to kill them, you need more than one blow with a dagger, she loves to the last drop of blood.

Honore de Balzac

* Without a woman, the dawn and evening of life would be helpless, and her noon would be without joy.

Pierre Buast

* A smart woman is one in whose society you can behave as stupidly as you like.

P. Valerie

* If you are absent for a short time, I am ready to wait for you all my life.

Oscar Wilde

* A woman's guess is more accurate than a man's certainty

R. Kipling

* A woman is your shadow: when you follow her, she runs away from you; when you leave her, she runs after you.

Alfred de Musset

* Beautiful girls and women are rarely alone, but often they are lonely.

Henryk Jagodzinsky

* Women's hatred, in fact, the same love, only changed direction.

Heinrich Heine

* If God had appointed a woman to be the mistress of a man, he would have created her from the head, if he had been a slave, he would have created her from the foot; but since he appointed her to be a friend and equal to a man, he created from a rib.

Aurelius Augustine

* If you want to know what a woman really thinks, look at her, but don't listen.

Oscar Wilde

* I don't know why women demand everything that men have. After all, women, among other things, have men.

Coco Chanel

* When the actress was asked what she puts on when she goes to bed, she replied: "Only Chanel number five."

Monroe

* Only a woman can temporarily stop time.

Yuzef Bulatovich

* For some women, it is enough to walk down the street once to remain in the memory of a man forever.

Kipling R.

* An intelligent woman is like Semiramide.

K. Prutkov

* What is a mistress? A woman near whom you forget what you knew by heart, in other words, all the shortcomings of her sex.

N. Chamfort

* Whoever has not seen a woman in love cannot say what a woman is.

T. Gauthier

* A woman is both an apple and a snake.

Heinrich Heine

* A man should beware of a woman when she loves: for then she is ready for any sacrifice, and everything else has no value in her eyes.

Nietzsche F.

* If I am part of your destiny, then someday you will return to me ...

P. Coelho

* If a woman loves you, then, in essence, the one she loves is not you. But the one she no longer loves is you!

Paul Geraldi

* A woman's right is to speak more than a man, and a man's duty is to do more than a woman.

Baurzhan Toyshibekov

* from my point of view, this is a damn beautiful woman and a devilishly smart man.

Baurzhan Toyshibekov

* A beautiful woman can be kissed endlessly and never fall into the same place.

Janusz Makarchik.

* Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.

Julian Tuwim.

* Do not burst into your wife shouting “I know everything!”, Otherwise she will ask you kindly what year the Battle of Trafalgar was.

"Pshekrui"

* Nymphomaniac: A woman who wants to make love in the evening despite having her hair done in the morning.

Maureen Limpan.

* To understand women, one must become a woman, and if it is impossible to become one, then it remains only to accept women as they are - full of mysteries and sweet charm in their individuality.

Gray

* Without women, the beginning of our life would be deprived of support, the middle - of pleasures and the end - of consolation.

Chamfort Nikola

* A woman in love is more likely to forgive a greater indiscretion than a small infidelity.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

* The expression on a woman's face is much more important than her clothes.

Dale Carnegie

* It is a sin if a woman looks less beautiful than she could be.

Cervantes

* If a woman answers your question - do not believe her; if silent - do not believe her all the more.

K. Makushinsky

* If women are given under the supervision of men, then they are not out of danger, only those out of danger who protect themselves of their own free will.

(Indian saying)

* There are two ways to command a woman, but no one knows them.

Hubbard Frank

* There are men who are more eloquent than women, but no man has the eloquence of women's eyes.

M. Weber

* Women must be accepted with all our shortcomings.

Arkady Davidovich

* a mirror endowed with a magical and deceptive property: the figure of a man reflected in it was twice its natural size.

Virginia Woolf

* A woman reigns, but does not rule.

Delphine Girard

* A man who reads morality is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who reads morality is certainly an ugly woman.

Oscar Wilde

* Even the severity of the beloved woman is full of endless charm, which we do not find in the happiest moments for us in other women.

Stendhal

* is not only able to understand self-sacrifice: she herself knows how to sacrifice herself.

Turgenev

* Night gives shine to the stars and women.

Byron

* A woman is more likely to love a man whom she hates than one to whom she is indifferent.

* A woman knows the meaning of love, and a man knows its price.

* If you love, let go. will return - it is yours, will not return - it has never been yours.

* A man wants to be first with a woman, while a woman wants to be last with a man

* And I also like how beautiful and proud women leave, arrogantly and swiftly tapping their heels and slamming the door. Maybe they then slide down its reverse side and cry bitterly, but they leave wonderfully ...

* And she will only laugh, throwing a predatory look in response, she, as no one knows, has no rules in the life of a cat ...

* Women, like cats, secretly despising their owners, again and again return to the hateful hearth ...

A collection of aphorisms, quotes and simple sayings about women and about women. With deep meaning, and sometimes with caustic humor. Alas, if humanity knows very little about space, then it knows nothing about a woman. And maybe this is our collective happiness.

Collection of quotes, aphorisms, sayings and statuses about women

A true woman does not worry, but she cares.

And no matter how much a woman works, she should always look like a beautiful loafer.

Only a woman with small children knows how nice it is to drink tea in silence at 2 am!

Anyone who saw the birth of his child, as I saw, will never doubt her, the female power. They are stronger than us. For them, there are no stupid things - only the main thing. Life, children, freedom. They do not see the point in eternal life - they continue in children, and that is enough. They are not conquerors - they already own the world, because they are able to create a new life.

Smart women are not easy to live in the world. And this is not because men do not like them - they still like them. A pretty fool is a one-night stand. But where can a smart woman find a man with whom it will be good not only at night?

All my life I've been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially grandma. You never know how to talk to them without going down to their level.

In order to be beautiful, it is enough for a woman to have a black sweater, a black skirt and walk arm in arm with the man she loves.

If a woman belongs to someone else, she is five times more desirable than one that can be obtained - an old rule.

Without a woman, our life would be: in the beginning - defenseless, in the middle - without pleasure, in the end - without consolation.

Women love only those they don't know.

A woman is the image, style and standard of living of a man.

The French say: “If a girl is ugly, then nature is to blame, if a woman is ugly, she herself is to blame.”

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It takes patience to win a woman, attention to hold, indifference to lose. Never play with a woman: you don't know, but suddenly, she plays better than you.

A beauty who is smart
Will not grieve
The mind invents
And beauty will get it!

A decent woman does not drink tea with just anyone! Only cognac!

There are women with whom no one falls in love, but whom everyone loves. There are women that everyone falls in love with but no one loves. Only that woman is happy, whom everyone loves, but in whom only one is in love.

If a woman is angry, then she is not only wrong, but she understands it.

After God, we are primarily indebted to a woman: first she gives us life, and then gives this life meaning.

Women are smarter than men. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?

Why does a man need a woman? To make him stronger. Stronger in every way. No matter how ugly a man is, there is somewhere in the world a woman who can make candy with one of this shit.

Be ruthless but charming, be cunning but delicate. Be patient but active. Be gentle but deadly. Only a woman is capable of this. If a man could act like this, he would be perfect.

I agree to live in a world ruled by men, as long as I can be a woman in this world.

This is what angers me in women. Be sure to give them a good man. Moreover, if he is good from the very beginning, they will never love him. They need to fall in love with him bad, and leave him - disgustingly good.

All women dream of high spiritual love. But no normal woman wants everything to end at this stage.

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Every man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than in a woman who has beautiful legs.

If a woman is cheating, there is no need to look for reasonable reasons here: the whole point is not in the mind, but in feelings.

A woman who is firmly confident in her beauty will eventually be able to convince everyone else of her.

The home should be the center, but not the boundary, of a woman's world.

She was a smart woman until she fell in love.

From the movie "Sex and the City"

Women are sadists; they torture us with the torments we inflict on them.

Women love strong men who are not afraid to make decisions. The main thing is that these are the decisions of a woman.

We women love sincere men who say what we think about us.

It is very dangerous to meet a woman who fully understands you. It usually ends in marriage.

Women are made of paradoxes, stitched together by inconsistencies and stuffed with mutual exclusions. Maybe that's why you don't get bored with them? ..

My legs are not so beautiful, I just know what to do with them.

The female character depends solely on how a woman treats you.

Women are already cooler than us, but if they also have a sense of humor in addition, we are generally screwed.

We, the women of the big cities, have become too masculine. Weaned ourselves from the desire to trust the opposite sex, to show the weakness that is in us by nature, no matter how we argue with it. We are afraid to admit to ourselves how sometimes we want to hug someone and bury our nose on the cheek. Life is beautiful when someone's cheek needs your nose.

"You were promised to me"

Nobody knows what it takes to win a woman. But, for sure, you don’t need to play this game - a woman may decide that you are worthy of becoming her trophy and give up. That's when you will not be up to the game.

Two things a real man wants: danger and play. That is why he needs a woman - as the most dangerous toy.

If you like a woman, grab her and make her happy!