Congratulations to a man with small gifts. Comic birthday greetings with the presentation of cool gifts. Comic birthday greetings with the presentation of cool gifts

Hello, our long-awaited day,
We didn't come here in vain
The table is set, the glasses are poured,
Maybe the October holiday?
Maybe we'll celebrate the New Year?
Or did Mai come here?
Celebrating a birthday
Ours... half a hundred and five
There is a newborn among us
We will all congratulate her
But, and she should drink from a glass,
In theory, it’s not possible!
We will give this pacifier as a gift.
Let him suck - it's time
And to us for her health
It's time for a drink!
Let him grow and not get sick,
Gathers us once a year.
If only she were healthy
And the rest will come!

On this gentle and affectionate evening, When all the relatives are already at the table
Please accept my modest gift - a three-ruble handkerchief.
(We give the hero of the day a handkerchief prepared in advance.)
I bought it in Orenburg, I take care of you like a mother.
I’m ready to give you, my dear, not a scarf, but a towel.
(We hand the hero of the day a towel.)
Let everyone in the hall envy you, We will not upset the guests.
So that my gifts are not stolen, I will ask everyone to distribute napkins.
(Napkins are distributed to everyone present.)
Age is not only about years, When there is hot blood in your veins.
So let's fill our glasses for the hero of the day and faith in love!

Happy Birthday, We wish you all the best. We give you equipment and fashionable clothes. To quickly clean your apartment, take advantage of this wonderful machine, our “Roventa” vacuum cleaner is very easy to use. He will wipe anyone's nose, He will remove all your chaos. You will gently take it in your hands, you will wave it in different directions, Instantly the dirt from all over the apartment will scatter - there is no dust. It won't take up much space, it will fit into any crevice. Saves kilowatts, does not buzz and is lightweight. Everything in the house will shine, there will be no place for dust to fly. (broom)

Here is the “Just in Case” device. It is the best helper in life. With it, even grief is not a problem. He will always help you. And the name is sonorous - Enema - in a scientific way. It's not difficult to use, we'll include instructions. (enema)
Use it every day and your migraine will go away. It will remove all the toxins from you. Your body will look slim. In general, we tell you, he will not be replaced in life. If you have a severe sore throat, you can gargle. If you are renovating an apartment, you can spray paint. Once you are at the dacha with him, you spray the bushes and then, like crazy people, flowers will bloom everywhere. I think you are convinced of what kind of miracle we are giving you. And now you will boldly go through life with him together.

As for the outfit, put it on quickly, you will look like a chic woman in it, and Madonna is just a shadow. Winter panties with cotton wool will come in handy because in November the cold is fierce outside. Put it on quickly and entice men to laugh. It's not so difficult to warm up together and it's not possible to freeze. Wearing hot leggings, you'll survive any cold. (diapers)

Here's the baby in front of you

The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.

So that the head does not freeze,
We will pull on the cap deftly. (they give a cap)

So that something else doesn't happen,
And the underwear wouldn’t get wet from below,
Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t?
In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers as a gift)

And if a bad mood comes
How to calm a child instantly?
Place a pacifier in your mouth so you don't scream
I knew that I would be silent more in life (they give me a pacifier).

Let's blindfold the birthday girl,
Let's intrigue you 100%!
What a gift with delivery
So has she been waiting for a long time?

Desired, new, delightful,
What it is is still a secret.
Only to her, the captivating beauty
We will give you something that doesn't exist yet.

Please accept my comic congratulations,
And be happy on your birthday
How long have we suffered in search
The gift is just an obsession.

Well, open your eyes quickly!
Here's a surprise!
He is yours! Hooray!

We give you a gift
Of course he is from the heart,
He is beautiful, useful, bright,
Hurry up to use it.

Remember your friends, of course
Invite me to visit more often.
Be a diligent housewife
Treat your husband deliciously.

So that your eyes glow with happiness,
Lips are swollen with love,
And the blush is only from passion
Your cheeks were burning!

(Any kitchen utensils, dishes, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, tablecloth, etc. can be used as a gift accompanied by this poem.)

We thought we were guessing

We spent the whole evening discussing:
What does a person need?
Having crossed the summer milestone???

Is happiness in trinkets?
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small dacha by the river,
Or on a ring on your finger?

Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!

We taxied to the store,
And we bought a gift!

Miracle apron - wallet,
Try it on my friend!!!

The apron itself is good,
You will find six pockets!

The first “FOR FRIENDS” pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive away,
When there is nothing left to pour!!!

For “LOVE” there is a second pocket!

there lies a big surprise!
So that the stove does not go out!
Here's a candle for you Seryozhka!
And a bill for flowers,
So that you are ready for sex!!!

Our third pocket “PARENTS”
You call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!

And the fourth “OUR CHILDREN”
And keep a pocket for them!
What do children need, guys?
Well, of course, money!!!

The fifth pocket here is “WORK”
Our main concern!
Buy yourself a travel card!
Not one, but three at once!!!

And the sixth pocket is “YOURS”
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp for you
They didn’t hide even a ruble.

Accept a gift from us
Remember us with kind words.
Happy birthday
And we wish you to live richly!

Our birthday boy is wonderful,
Dear birthday boy,
We came to you with a gift,
With a bag full, big.

What's there? You guessed it!
You've been dreaming about this for a long time,
And enjoy today!
You have become the owner...

Let a Rolls Royce wait at the entrance,
All the best to you, good luck,
A sign with the inscription "Hero"
At a two-story dacha,
Beautiful wife, friends
And my mother-in-law is not angry.
I wish you on this great day
Dance and have fun!

I wish you a lot of adventures!
Cheerful, loyal friends!
Shopping new - without suffering,
And summer vacation is no problem.
I wish you beautiful girls
Huge birthday cake
Bosses - always polite
And birthday is top notch!

I wish you to smile a lot,
To be a winner in everything
I wish you to dress stylishly
And be great at work!
I wish that on the horizon
There were no mothers-in-law or clouds.
So that on any front,
You were omnipotent and mighty!

I want to be irresistible
To be an indicator of manners
I wish to be irreplaceable
In any of the areas needed in life.
So that the chickens don’t peck at the money,
So that your career goes uphill,
In delight so that from your nature
Any girl came.

I wish to combine with good luck
Any woman's dreams.
Own a cool dacha by the sea,
To be the ideal of beauty
Giving diamonds indiscriminately
Be pumped up and slim,
It’s time to wear a chic suit,
Stop wearing stubble...
Then all the women in the world
They will be conquered by you.
But you don't need all this
Lotions. You're such a playboy!

May there be many adventures
Cars, cigars, beautiful ladies.
Let there be no grief.
And a whole kilogram of money
Let him wait in the safe at home,
Let the house be on the sea.
Let the Bentley sparkle in the garage,
And in it lies the key to the yacht.

I wish to be a handsome macho
And boldly conquer women!
I wish you joy and good luck
And never lose heart!
I wish to win the lottery
Two million and a Porsche
For Jolie to be yours
And may there be spring in your soul!

I wish I never shave
And so that the stubble does not grow.
I wish you to achieve a lot
Having forgotten, at the same time, about business.
Let everything in life work out,
Patriarchy reigns in the family,
May good luck pour on you,
Like Niagara Falls!

May your life be wonderful!
Let everything in it be top-notch!
Efforts - but not in vain!
Roads – but no stop signs!
I wish you holidays - without everyday life!
And drunkenness - without a hangover!
Work - money, not difficult!
And eternal fun!

In order not to split hairs for too long,
I decided to give
The root of a valuable drug
For the soul and for health
“Horseradish - oops”, “horseradish too much”,
Always put horseradish on the table.
To forget our problems,
Put horseradish in soup and porridge.
If Mondrage torments you,
Spread horseradish on bread and rolls.
And so that there are no problems,
Screw everything to hell.
It contains every vitamin
It will add vigor and strength.
To work until dawn,
Rub your head with horseradish.
It's a balm from Bitner -
What if they pester you?
You can tell everyone to go to hell!

Give pasta beads

We cannot give you expensive gifts on your birthday,
Because with these prices we can’t buy anything anywhere.
But don’t think that we are not attentive, You are more valuable than any gifts,
It’s just that on this wonderful day we can only love you.
Even though we can’t give you expensive gifts on your birthday,
But still, with great effort, We were able to buy something.
And we want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts a sea of happiness, health, love,
And we will give you a necklace, And we will put it on your shoulders.
You keep it from moths and frost, in it you meet the dawn and sunset,
When you're hungry, boil it for yourself, and you don't have to spend a lot of money.
If sadness and sadness visit you, disperse them with a miracle of miracles,
And sell this wonderful gift, And buy an expensive Mercedes.

“And we have a gift for you!” After the host’s words, the guests should shout together:
“And we, and we have a gift for you!”

We are here today for a reason
Come together, friends!
There are jokes and congratulations everywhere,
Birthday wishes.
Just the birthday girl
Let's congratulate you now!
Come on, guests, join in
And shout as much as you can,
As if someone is after you for something
Bitten very hard.

Hello, dear friend!
Happy Birthday to You!
We will congratulate you in an unusual way,
And we will hand over the gifts personally!

1.) Here's a gift for the soul,
Don’t rush to be surprised,
Paint your soft lips,
There will be kisses to your heart's content! (Pomade)

2.) And this gift is important!
Even if it's paper.
He always helps out
Never fails! (Toilet paper roll)

3.) If a hole appears,
Something, somewhere is leaking,
It will certainly come in handy
Our gift for the girl. (Threads and needles, available as a set)

4.) If everything looks bad in the mirror,
The French say strictly:
Just wash your hair
Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo)

5.) So that your legs don’t hurt,
Didn't freeze, didn't sweat,
We give you slippers
Will they fit your feet? (Slippers)

6.) You have a big sweet tooth,
We know this for sure!
We give you candy
From my big heart! (Candies)

7.) To keep the lights on in the house,
Our gift will come in handy
This is a light bulb for you
Our red maiden! (Bulb)

8.) Don’t be a fool,
Here, take the comb.
Straighten the tufts in your mane,
Seduce the man.

9.) Finally, we give you a pen,
To write down your pay!

Birthday has arrived
And the question arose before us,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)

Oh, what a cute hat!
A treat for the men.
But it seems out of season
Summer style hat

Well, I won’t give it away
And then I’ll give you a bandana! (bandana)
You look beautiful in a bandana,
Only somehow so playfully.

No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we give a cap! (cap)

Why do you need a cap these days?
And she sits loosely
Yes, and the color is not the theme at all,
No, let's give up this idea.

To be funny then
You need to give the cap
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)

He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
This is the royal crown! (crown).

For birthdays we give a basin, it will always be just right.

You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,

You can pick berries, burp after drinking,

You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,

You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,

You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch

You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,

And how will it be (.50.60...) we will come to you again,

Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,

We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,

In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,

Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,

Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,

Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it.

Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a washcloth, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a squad of bath attendants!
Third: Let's steam everyone up, warm them up.
Come on, people, be bold!
Fourth: The people here are very dirty...
Fifth: Sign up for five years in advance!
Sixth: But today is an exception
And such a message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (name) - the hero of the day!

First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Rub harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool -
You'll be red like a lobster! (they give a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, uh, brothers, he gives up the ghost!

Second: We give a hat for curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You'll be a hero! (they give you a bath cap)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, but the park isn’t bad at all!

Third: To remove fat from the sides -
We are urgently giving away a massager,
Oh, sorry, massager,
May you always rub your body! (they give you a massage mitten)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you'll soon burn off the fat!

Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice stone
Englishmen, ordinary guys,
No need to scare your heels! (they give penza)
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!

Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it's hot,
I drank beer from it,
I would remember this day!
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, we would like a broom, like fluff!

Sixth: If suddenly you have too much
And he gave the park away with interest,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe it will even go off scale!
Together: Uh, eh, oh, ah, the last stroke of the broom!

First: You, (name), our friend,
Pour your glass full!
We have something to pay -
We can give you a broom! (hand over their brooms).

Hello, well done man!
We've come for the name day!
Yes, with not empty hands,
And funny gifts!

1.) In the morning you get up from the couch,
And you run to the bathroom,
To shave the beard,
No foam again, fuck!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Shaving foam included)

2.) I shaved and combed my hair
And I looked at the shirt
These are the times! Well, where's the tie?
Well, where did I put him?

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (As a gift, a beautiful tie)

3.) Dressed up for work,
It's time for breakfast
Drink some coffee, where's the cup?
Ugh, you're in the sink, dirty...

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Mug as a gift)

4.) You run to work,
Belated, trembling...
Rise before the sun,
Start up, don't forget!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Alarm clock as a gift)

5.) You came to work -
There are a lot of documents!
There are no pens, unfortunately,
Well, it's a sad case!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Ballpoint pen included)

6.) You're tired at work,
I walked to the car,
Oh, how it's covered in snow
Windshield!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (A snow brush is included as a gift)

7.) And so that the wife waits at home,
I was dying of desire,
We give you something...
Even though you yourself: OH-HO-HO!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Viagra as a gift)

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Calculator as a gift)

Finally, we wish
So that all your dreams come true,
And the gifts came in handy
And they came up to the occasion!

All in unison: - After all, with us, after all, with us, all the gifts are just great!!!

I want to plant trees
Alley, company of sons
Bring up. Houses village
Set it up for your wife.
And after righteous work
Rest from work will come:
There is no need to build any more companies,
Planting children, raising houses...

Let there be beer and fishing!
Garage, hunting and football!
Scrap metal home dump
And with her immortal rock and roll!
Let it be with angelic patience
Your wife will bear it.
Well, at least on your birthday,
She will be patient for a while...

I wish to live without knowing grief!
Be cheerful and don’t bother!
I wish to have a house by the sea,
But, basically, live in a penthouse.
I wish you a huge limo
And it contains champagne with caviar...
Such an immodest gift
Someone else will give it to you!

From far away in Siberia,
From remote taiga places
They sent you a package.
There's even an inventory here.

Horseradish
Even though life is bad,
And there is no glimpse
But the drugs are made from horseradish
They will save everyone, obviously.
Smear this horseradish
Famous places,
And it will be provided
Your life is up to a hundred years old!

Collection of herbs taiga herbolife
According to ancient recipes
This collection has been prepared.
He's just like a love spell,
Focus on it.

Garlic and onion
You are always friends with them.
Cherish this friendship.
And they will save you
From all diseases and illnesses!

Living water (brine)
Since the feast lasts at night,
And in the morning my head hurts,
A glass of another kind of water
It won't hurt you at all.

Elixir of youth (moonshine)
And this drink is wonderful
Take it every day.
And five to six teaspoons
Add to tea or coffee.

He is more useful than tablets or pills,
It helps against a hundred diseases:
From the blues, cholera, from typhoid and plague,
For fever, scabies, scrofula
And all other dry stuff.

From insomnia, the evil eye and other infections.
Accepted at any time of the day,
But not on an empty stomach.
Eats onions, garlic, lard,
Horseradish or potatoes in their uniforms!

Beetroot and cabbage
Vegetables contain all the vitamins.
This one is ahead.
It will smooth out all the wrinkles
And it will make you blush.

Gifts, cards and congratulations
They evoke wonderful feelings.
So that we can extend the holiday,
The glasses need to be filled.

Congratulating a man on his anniversary is easy and difficult at the same time: easy if you know well the tastes and hobbies of the hero of the day, difficult if he takes his hobby very seriously - then you may not please. Men, as a rule, like to receive either practical gifts or cool ones - so a wonderful option for a man's anniversary would be a congratulation in which you can combine both.

For example, before presenting a truly valuable gift (an envelope with money or a gift certificate), you can arrange the presentation of comic gifts that tell about the profession or hobby of the hero of the day - this will certainly please the recipient himself and create an atmosphere of festive fun at the table.

With the help of an invented funny instruction or eyeliner, you can give the hero of the day a very practical and ordinary gift in an original way: a bottle of vodka, a watch, etc. Such a comic congratulation is a great way to bring joy to the hero of the day and add variety to the series of, albeit beautiful, but stereotyped wishes..

Here are the best ideas on the Internet (thanks to the authors) on how to organize comic congratulations on gifts for a man's anniversary.

1. Cool gift for the hero of the day “Healing air”

(Auror A. Belimova)

For this humorous gift, stock up on a three-liter jar. It needs to be rolled up (we recommend applying a small amount of fir oil to the back of the lid, so that when you open the jar, a subtle aroma of pine forest can actually be heard from it); stick a label on it with the following content: “The healing air of a pine forest. The ozone content is 2 percent, oxygen - 23, carbon dioxide - 0.03 percent. Volume 3 liters. Use within one hour of opening."

You shouldn’t show this gift to the birthday boy right away. First read the following terms to him:

“If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent pulse.

- If you want to feel young at any age and admire beautiful girls, you need one hundred percent vision.

- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.

- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them deeply, you need fresh breath.

“And if you want to enjoy all this, you need to breathe deeply!”

And only after that you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its contents and purpose.

2. A comic gift for a man “Miracle slippers with instructions”

You can also give your beloved man ordinary house slippers by attaching cool instructions or a reminder in a beautifully designed version:

“Men's house slippers. Our oversized slippers, easily adapting to the shape and length of your foot, will give you confidence, emphasize your individuality and complement the image of a real man in an unexpected way.

- Not a single woman can resist you if you wear slippers from our production!

- Our slippers heal not only the body, but also the soul: they are recommended for overworked feet with delicate skin as a remedy for fatigue, calluses, cracks and other problems.

- The slippers are made of environmentally friendly material, they provide comfortable wearing all year round: they are warm in winter, not hot in summer. Feet that are overcooled in winter in our slippers will reach a healthy body temperature in a minimum period of time. The soft sole of the product promotes silent movement, which is important at night.

- The incredibly luxurious and stylish color scheme in which this model is designed will satisfy the most refined taste of the finest connoisseur and connoisseur of fashion. It has a beneficial effect on the nervous and visual systems without destroying or irritating them.

- Our slippers will be your best assistant in a delicate situation and will hide unpleasant surprises: be it holes in your socks, unwashed feet or uncut nails.

- As a result of many years of research, it has been proven that the moment we put on our slippers, stress hormones die in the human body. Our slippers are yours formula for success and happiness

- Be careful! Can induce a feeling of bliss!

“Wear it with pleasure!”

3. Congratulations with gifts for the hero of the day, a car enthusiast.

Leading : The life of our hero of the day is directly connected with intersections and traffic lights

and road signs. After all, the profession of a driver is life on wheels!

What can I wish for you, driver?

For a birthday, an anniversary?

Stay in shape, our car enthusiast,

Step on the gas and don't worry.

We give the gas pedal to the hero of the day this very minute. Expensive...!

So that the traffic police don't have to

Today to draw up a protocol here,

You should drink and drive...

Coca-Cola drink!

(The hero of the day is given a can of Coca-Cola.)

Let this charming drink cool you down in hot weather, but not quench your thirst for travel!

(Applause from the guests.)

Considering that a car is the brainchild of any car enthusiast, we decided to give the hero of the day a few useful things.

Dear hero of the day!

We give this wheel,

Place it in the spare tire.

(A kalach baked in the shape of a wheel is presented.)

Well, so that the patrol doesn’t get to the bottom of it,

We give you this spare steering wheel.

(The steering wheel is handed over.)

After watching cool TV series about truckers,

We think that they will be useful fuels and lubricants.

(A bottle of vegetable oil and vodka is presented.)

Now the driver’s transport is fully equipped and you can safely hit the road.

4. Comic congratulation “The hero of the day is our baby!"

Here's the baby in front of you
The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.

So that the head does not freeze,
We will pull on the cap deftly. (they give a cap)

So that something else doesn't happen,
And the underwear wouldn’t get wet from below,
Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t?
In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers)

And if a bad mood comes
How to calm a child instantly?
Place a pacifier in your mouth so you don't scream
I knew that life would be silent more (give a pacifier)

5. Congratulations from friends with a funny gift

We thought we were guessing
We spent the whole evening discussing:
What does a person need?
Having crossed the 50-year milestone???

Is happiness in trinkets?
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small dacha by the river,
Or on a ring on your finger?

Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!

We taxied to the store,
And we bought a gift!

Miracle apron - wallet,
Try it on my friend!!!

The apron itself is good,
You will find six pockets!

The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive away,
When there is nothing left to pour!!!

For "LOVE" there is a second pocket!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the stove does not go out!
Here's a candle for you Seryozhka!
And a bill for flowers,
So that you are ready for sex!!!

Our third pocket "PARENTS"
You call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!

And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
What do children need, guys?
Well, of course, money!!!

The fifth pocket here is "WORK"
Our main concern!
Buy yourself a travel card!
Not one, but three at once!!!

And the sixth pocket is “YOURS”
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp for you
They didn’t hide even a ruble.

Accept a gift from us
Remember us with kind words.
Happy birthday
And we wish you to live richly!

6. Comic photo session of the hero of the day with hats.

(hats for this congratulation can be given to the hero of the day, or you can simply play up their presentation for a photo shoot and entertainment)

Birthday has arrived
And the question arose before us,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)

Oh, what a cute hat!
A treat for the men.
But it seems out of season
Summer style hat

Well, I won’t give it away
And then I’ll give you a bandana! (bandana)
You look beautiful in a bandana,
Only somehow so playfully.

No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we give a cap! (cap)

Why do you need a cap these days?
And she sits loosely
Yes, and the color is not the theme at all,
No, let's give up this idea.

To be funny then
You need to give the cap
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)

He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
This is the royal crown! (crown)

7. Exclusive gift “Watch – generator of ideas”

You can give the birthday boy an unusual watch, absolutely exclusive, because you need to make it yourself. As the basis for the gift, you need to buy a large wall clock, then order good quality pictures that will depict the main dreams of the birthday boy, for example, a car, an apartment, a cottage, a good wife and many children - these will be larger pictures. Make other dreams and desires – a fancy TV, a fashionable breed of dog or a TV dish – smaller in scale.

Then all these prepared pictures need to be pasted instead of the numbers on the dial. If space allows, then in the center of the clock place an indelible inscription in the following way: “This is not the time to dream! It's time to act!"

8. Cool congratulations with gifts to the bathhouse attendant “Come to the bathhouse quickly!”

This is a congratulation from friends with whom the hero of the day goes to the bathhouse together - they read it in turns, if there are not many people, then two or three times.

1. We know that the hero of the day

Loves to take a steam bath!

There’s a broom and a beer…..

We really like the bathhouse!

2. In the evening we leave the bathhouse

And…..name…father. also with us

Everyone's muzzles are red,

I feel great!

3. We came to congratulate you

It’s immediately obvious: straight from the bathhouse,

To make a toast

Well, have a drink and a snack!

4. Be the happiest person in the world

Always be among friends

So that we all have to celebrate

Your 100th anniversary!

5. We didn’t come here in vain,

Here are the gifts they brought,

Accept them quickly

Pour us a glass!

6. To have a lot of money,

If you suddenly feel sad

Health, happiness to be,

Here's a gift for you, friend! (they give a broom)

7. They decided to give a broom as a gift.

Pour some foamy beer,

And a piece of soap.

To make it more fun! (give soap)

Please accept congratulations

On this glorious anniversary,

And no later than Sunday

Come to the bathhouse quickly!

9. A cool gift from close friends - a basin.

For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right.

You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,

You can pick berries, burp after drinking,

You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,

You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,

You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch

You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,

And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,

Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,

We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,

In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,

Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,

Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,

Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it.

10. Giving bath accessories as a gift.

Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a washcloth, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a squad of bath attendants!
Third: Let's steam everyone up, warm them up.
Come on, people, be bold!
Fourth: The people here are very dirty...
Fifth: Sign up for five years in advance!
Sixth: But today is an exception
And such a message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (Name)- hero of the day!

First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Rub harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool -
You'll be red like a lobster! (they give a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, uh, brothers, he gives up the ghost!

Second: We give a hat for curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You'll be a hero! (they give you a bath cap)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, but the park isn’t bad at all!

Third: To remove fat from the sides -
We are urgently giving away a massager,
Oh, sorry, massager,
May you always rub your body! (they give you a massage mitten)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you'll soon burn off the fat!

Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice stone
Englishmen, ordinary guys,
No need to scare your heels! (they give penza)
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!

Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it's hot,
I drank beer from it,
I would remember this day!
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, we would like a broom, like fluff!

Sixth: If suddenly you have too much
And he gave the park away with interest,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe it will even go off scale!
Together: Uh, eh, oh, ah, the last stroke of the broom!

First: You (Name), our friend,
Pour your glass full!
We have something to pay -
We can give you a broom! (hand over their brooms).

11. Original congratulations on the gift of vodka to the hero of the day.

Alcoholic drinks as a gift option for a man are very common, but here you can distinguish yourself, you just have to show a little imagination. For a purchased bottle of vodka, you need to order a special label from the printing house, where the name of the anniversary drink will be placed, which must include the name, first name and patronymic or surname of the hero of the occasion. It is quite appropriate to add to the title a photograph, using Photoshop, stylized as a portrait of the President of the Russian Federation, Stenka Razin or Peter the Great.

You can also colorfully draw up all the documents that will be attached to the gift: “ingredients”, “rules of use and “recommendations”, which should be solemnly counted when presenting the vodka.

Gift tip:

“To get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day was like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. We took the “fortress” because it is needed in overcoming life’s difficulties. We added “degrees” so that they were always at +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that everything good, kind, and bright comes to his home. And “slight dizziness” from happiness, love and fun.”

Rules for using vodka:

It should then be used:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul aches;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.

1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself in an upright position;

2. Hide from children under 16 years of age and from your wife;

3. Keep away from fire;

4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;

5. With excessive libations - poisonous..

12. A set of comic gifts to congratulate a man.

Just for fun, friends give the birthday boy a whole scattering of comic gifts - little things.

Even though you are the hero of the day today,
The laurel wreath will not shine for you.
You’d better accept a bouquet of bay leaves from us (they give a bay leaf)

Don't think of being angry with us -
A nail will come in handy around the house (give a nail)

They wanted to give a flashlight,
But we only found a ball (give a ball)

When you go for a walk,
So that your trousers don't fall off,
You have with you
This pin made of steel (give a pin)

Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (give a glass)

After a drink, have a snack -
This is a very important matter.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (give a napkin)

And for dessert we have
I have some candy for you (they give candy)

You received flowers, roses.
They don't wither in the cold (they give a card with roses)

13. Comic congratulations on the anniversary. Gift-Riddle (toilet)

We present the hero of the day with a GIFT - A large box wrapped in beautiful gift paper and with a beautiful bow.
Presenter: (Name of the hero of the day), try it, guess, and then open it. That's 10 gifts in one! This is a mystery gift, but here’s a hint for you.

1. This is a symbol of the beginning and end of the day!

2. This is a health indicator!

3. This is the main achievement of human civilization!

4. This is an astronaut's dream!

5. This is a book lover's best friend!

6. This is the answer to the question: “Where does the salary go?”

7. This is something that everyone, if not bows, then bends their knees to!

8. This is the saddle of the most gluttonous horse in the world!

9. This is a porn photocopier!

10. And the last thing - This is the last chord in today's anniversary! Well, now open it!

(The hero of the day turns it around, and there is a seat with a toilet lid.)

Comic birthday gifts - ideas and recommendations will help you make your choice in favor of a bright and simple gift.

If you want to wish a woman or man a happy birthday with a touch of humor, do not forget some rules:

Don't joke below the belt, especially with a woman. She may not understand such jokes in the presence of family and friends.
Don't give men money hidden in socks or wrapped in inexpensive accessories.
Universal gifts should carry some meaning, and not be just for the sake of humor. After all, this is a birthday, not April Fool's Day.

The video in this article will be superfluous; just go through the photo selection to understand which gifts are best to choose for giving.

Men more often perceive humorous gifts as something funny and cool. Without attaching importance to many things, even simple little things can set a genuine mood for the holiday.

You can make a fly swatter with your own hands from a simple cane and indoor slippers. The instructions are simple - glue, dry and put into practice.

Visualization tester - the more you drink, the better you see the letters, although they are larger. The glass can be used as an ordinary container, but it can also be used as a joke - to test your eyesight and the volume of the glass.

You can give an unmarried person a T-shirt with a humorous inscription. If he is just going to get married, this little thing will be in place.

A horn with an unforgettable inscription will not only serve as a sound amplifier, but also as a cool gift. A man will like to feel like a commander, at least in such a simple task - giving orders and announcing the next toast.

A safe of unusual design can be placed in a room or hiding place, if available. Men will be able to organize all their tools, hide secrets from their wives, and even carry important and valuable things with them.

Not a simple one, but a “smart” one that will tell you how much ashes you have collected. It’s easy to make such a birthday joke gift yourself, using the skills of a welder and an electronics engineer. It doesn’t matter if you haven’t held a welding machine - buy such a souvenir at any joke store.

Yes, yes, such a funny birthday gift will delight any man. As you know, a girl will not walk around with such a lighter, but just give a man the opportunity to woo the lady and let her light a cigarette with such beauty. There will be plenty of reasons for jokes.

If you don’t want to play role-playing games, then we suggest playing sports-seductive games - a mega-sheet for real craftsmen. Which man would not want to at least try himself as a strategist, especially in bed.

In the area of souvenirs, such a symbolic gift will only be appropriate as an addition to something more global. You can approach the presentation with humor - give a basket of goodies and tell them to always eat tasty and richly.

A miracle mirror that is always pleasant to look in, no matter what you look like. Make your man feel like the emperor of the morning awakening.

The price of such sets and gifts is not high, and it would be a sin not to take advantage of such an opportunity to spend money on a surprise for fun. Your best friend or buddy will appreciate a joke in the company of friends. But for a girl, it’s better to choose something delicate.

Here you will find some more gift ideas:

Funny gifts for women

Cute and cute jokes will only be appropriate among a group of girls. They can discuss a variety of gifts among themselves, even poorly prepared ones. If we talk about surprises, then it is better for male friends to prepare something “easier” in the perception of comic gifts.

A unique table lamp that will look casual on a table. Her leg resembles two lovers hiding from prying eyes.

Such a rug perfectly attracts the eye and looks good against the backdrop of a naked, tanned body. Any beauty will be happy to appear in a beautiful swimsuit.

One can envy the creators of such a postcard, where you can also add words of congratulations. This same item looks like indoor slippers, naturally, which no one will ever wear. But it will always come in handy just in case.

Women's type of watch, when it doesn't matter what time it is. Indeed, why be interested in time if you will still be late for a date.

Such a simple gift can be given to a woman who has no flaws. She will have to eat the only one, proving that she is ideal, and no disadvantages have been identified.

Dishes with funny motivational inscriptions will always please a girl, especially one who does not need to diet. So, you can keep it for the future for your loved one if you suddenly gain extra pounds.

The little thing is, of course, useful in the kitchen, but it also carries a humorous meaning. After all, no one will measure out a portion of pasta in order to eat it on a plate above before 6 pm.

If a camouflage uniform is made for camouflage, then an apron for a woman made of the same fabric and color will disguise her as an ideal housewife. There's a scout in the house!

Or these funny aprons:

So you have chosen a funny birthday gift to congratulate your beloved friend, relative or lover. Now let's move on to the option of creating your own masterpiece - imagine that you are the God of humor, and now make a grand congratulations.

A funny gift - we make it ourselves

Below is a surprise birthday gift that you can prepare yourself.

To work you will need:

Pill bottle;
Small candies;
Gummy worms;
Markers;
Glue;
Paper;
Scissors;
A printer.

	Open the package of small candies. Select suitable sweets by color; you can divide them into several jars according to color scheme.
	Select gummy worms using the same principle as candy.
	Take a bottle of pills, or an old empty bottle.
	Clear it of contents, remove the sticker and glue from the old inscription.
	Use a printer to print the inscription on paper, or use markers to draw the names of the sweet “pills” on the bottles.
	An alternative option is to make several jars - divide the candies and sweets by structure and color, place them in jars and label them. The set is ready - sweet help will benefit everyone suffering from a lack of the hormone of happiness.

Tip: If you want to give gifts to several birthday people, or congratulate a couple, create two bottles. It is also appropriate to place chocolates and other goodies in syrup jars.

Universal gifts

Those are the very gifts that can be given to both men and women. In this matter, the main thing is to find a middle ground in the use of the gift.

Sold in joke shops, on the Internet, and you can make it yourself. A box - according to the principle of addition (origami), printout of the image - the Internet and a printer to help. Filling: sweets and other goodies.

Does he also need a remedy for fatigue and depression? He and his beloved, and vice versa, will be able to break a plate for luck, which is offered just for such an occasion. Why smash kitchen utensils when you really want to argue, like in the movie “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”

You can give a man or woman an interesting version of a wall clock. Even if the birthday person is not a mathematician or physicist, even if he/she is good at algebra, the gift will additionally teach intelligence.

When you want to go on a trip, but you need to have fun the moment you board the plane. This indecent sticker in the form of dollar bills on the torn side of the suitcase will surprise many fellow travelers and security services. Stickers in the form of illegal drugs in pouches, weapons and jewelry are also sold.

A keychain with a secret that also beeps. It makes a loud sound, and even pleases the owner with a surprise - an unexpected and funny sight if you try the keychain for the first time.

When there is no chance of losing, and the other half will not get rid of the obligation to fulfill the gambling duty. The main thing is that the game should come as a surprise, but in a male company, for fun, you can also try to prank your friends.

Admit it, have you wanted to try the light bulb experiment? Now it’s definitely possible - without consequences and pain, fear and risk. A lollipop in the shape of a lamp will allow you to experience real feelings of adrenaline.

A comic souvenir that can theoretically be used. It is made of real red brick, the weight is impressive. So now, with such weighty arguments, it’s unlikely that anyone will argue with you anymore. By the way, it is not forbidden to carry it with you, but it is better to leave it at home as a souvenir.

Such comic birthday gifts will make any holiday fun and bright. Don’t forget about alternative gifts where appropriate, since not always a person with a good sense of humor will be able to appreciate your efforts.

And don’t forget, your birthday will be next - get ready to take a reciprocal step and reserve the strength to laugh heartily.

In the video you will find some more gift ideas: