Happy anniversary man cool forum fid. A collection of funny scenes for the men's anniversary. Congratulation Little Pay

It is easy and difficult to congratulate a man on his anniversary: ​​it is easy if you know the tastes and hobbies of the hero of the day well, it is difficult if he takes his hobby very seriously - then you can not please. Men, as a rule, like to receive either practical gifts or cool ones - therefore, a congratulation, in which you can combine both, would be a great option for a men's anniversary.

For example, before presenting a truly valuable gift (an envelope with money or a gift certificate), you can arrange a presentation - comic presentations that talk about the profession or hobby of the hero of the day - this will surely please the culprit himself and create an atmosphere of festive fun at the table.

With the help of a funny instruction or eyeliner, you can give the hero of the day a very practical and ordinary gift in an original way: a bottle of vodka, a watch, etc. This is a great way to bring joy to the hero of the day and add variety to the series, albeit beautiful, but stereotyped wishes ..

Here are the best ideas of the Internet (thanks to the authors) on how to arrange comic congratulations with gifts for the anniversary of a man.

1. Cool gift for the hero of the day "Healing air"

(Auror A. Belimova)

For this comic gift, stock up on a three-liter jar. It needs to be rolled up (we advise you to apply a small amount of fir oil on the back of the lid, so that when you open the can, a barely perceptible aroma of pine forest is actually heard from it); stick a label on it with the following content: “Healing air of a pine forest. The content of ozone is 2 percent, oxygen - 23, carbon dioxide - 0.03 percent. Volume 3 liters. Use within an hour of opening.

You should not immediately show this present to the birthday man. First, read the following terms to him:

“- If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent pulse.

- If you want to feel young at any age and admire beautiful girls, you need one hundred percent vision.

- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.

- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them hard - you need fresh breath.

“And if you want to enjoy all this, you need to breathe deeply!”

And only after that you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its contents and purpose.

2. A comic gift for a man "Miracle slippers with instructions"

(Author K. Cheregoshkina)

You can also give your beloved man ordinary slippers by attaching a cool instruction or a memo in a beautifully designed version to them:

"Men's slippers. Our sizeless slippers, easily adapting to the shape and length of your foot, will give you confidence, emphasize your individuality and complement the image of a real man in an unexpected way.

- Not a single woman will resist you if you are shod in slippers of our production!

- Our slippers heal not only the body, but also the soul: they are recommended for tired feet with delicate skin as a remedy for fatigue, calluses, cracks and other problems.

- Slippers are made of environmentally friendly material, they provide comfortable wearing all year round: they are warm in winter, not hot in summer. Feet supercooled in winter in our slippers will reach a healthy body temperature in a minimum period of time. The soft sole of the product contributes to silent movement, which is important at night.

- Incredibly luxurious and stylish colors, in which this model is sustained, will satisfy the most refined taste of the finest connoisseur and connoisseur of fashion. It has a beneficial effect on the nervous and visual systems, without destroying or irritating them.

- Our slippers will be your best assistant in a delicate situation and will hide unpleasant surprises: whether it be holes in socks, unwashed feet or uncut nails.

- As a result of many years of research, it has been proven that when putting on our slippers, stress hormones die in the human body. Our slippers are yours formula for success and happiness

- Be careful! Can induce a feeling of bliss!

- Wear it with pleasure!

3. Congratulations on gifts for the hero of the day-motorist.

Leading: The life of our hero of the day is directly related to intersections, traffic lights

and road signs. After all, the profession of a driver is life on wheels!

What to wish you ditel,

For a birthday, an anniversary?

Be in shape, our car enthusiast,

Step on the gas and don't worry.

Gas pedal we give the hero of the day this very minute. Expensive...!

So that the traffic police do not have to

To draw up protocol here today,

You have to drink and drive...

Coca-Cola drink!

(The hero of the day is given a jar of Coca-Cola.)

Let this bewitching drink cool you in hot weather, but it will not be able to quench your thirst for travel!

(Guest applause.)

Given that a car is the brainchild of any car enthusiast, we decided to give the hero of the day a few useful things.

Dear hero of the day!

We give it wheel,

Put it in the spare.

(Kalach baked in the form of a wheel is awarded.)

Well, so that the patrol does not get to the bottom,

We hand you this spare wheel.

(The bagel is handed.)

After watching cool series about truckers,

We think it will be useful fuels and lubricants.

(A bottle of vegetable oil and vodka are given.)

Now the driver's transport is fully equipped and you can safely hit the road.

(Source: scenariev.net)

4. Comic congratulations "The hero of the day is our baby!"

Here in front of you baby
Baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.

To keep your head from freezing
We will pull on the cap deftly. (give a cap)

So that nothing else happens
And from below the linen would not get wet,
Well, what are you laughing at, who doesn't happen to?
Pampers, in general, will not hurt us (give a diaper)

And if a bad mood comes
How to soothe a child in an instant?
The pacifier in the mouth, so as not to scream
I knew that life and more silent (gives a pacifier)

(Source: menshiy.ru)

5. Congratulations from friends with a comic gift

We thought we were wondering
The whole evening they talked:
What does a person need
Crossed the 50-year milestone???

Is happiness in trinkets -
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small cottage by the river,
Or on a ring finger?

Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!

We drove to the store
And we bought a present!

Miracle apron - wallet,
You try it on my friend!!!

The apron itself is good
You will find six pockets!

The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive
When there is nothing to pour!!!

For "LOVE" the second pocket!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the soul does not go out the stove!
Here's a candle earring for you!
And a banknote for flowers,
To be ready for sex!

Our third pocket "PARENTS"
Call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!

And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
Children need what guys?
Well, of course, money!

The fifth pocket here is "WORK"
Our main concern!
Buy a ticket for yourself!
Not one, but three at once!

And the sixth pocket is "YOUR"
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp on you
Not even a ruble was hidden.

Accept a gift from us
Remember us with a kind word.
happy birthday congratulations
And we want to live richly!

(Source: forum.in-ku.com)

(For donating a set of socks, see the link)

6. Comic photo session of the hero of the day with hats.

(hats for this congratulation can be given to the hero of the day, or you can simply beat their presentation for a photo shoot and entertainment)

Birthday has come
And the question before us arose,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)

Oh, what a hat of tenderness,
Men to watch.
But it looks like it's out of season.
Summer style hat

Why won't I give it
And then I'll give you a bandana! (bandana)
Here in a bandana you are beautiful,
Just somehow so playful.

No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
Connection with sports will be strong,
If we donate a cap! (cap)

Why do you need a cap now
And she sits softly
Yes, and the color is not the topic at all,
No, let's drop this one.

To be funny then
Cap you need to give
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)

He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
It's a royal crown! (crown)

7. Exclusive gift "Watch - idea generator"

You can give the birthday man an unusual watch, absolutely exclusive, because you need to make it yourself. As a basis for a gift, you need to buy a large wall clock, then order good quality pictures that will depict the main dreams of the birthday man, for example, a car, an apartment, a summer house, a good wife and many children - these will be larger pictures. Other dreams and desires - a heaped up TV, a fashionable breed dog or a TV dish - make a smaller scale.

Then all these prepared pictures need to be pasted instead of numbers on the dial. If the area allows, then in the center of the clock place an indelible inscription in the following way: “This is not the time to dream! It's time to act!"

8. Cool congratulations with gifts to the attendant "Come to the bath soon!"

This is a congratulation from friends with whom the hero of the day goes to the bath together - they read in turn, if there are few people, then two or three times.

1. We know that the hero of the day

He loves to take a bath!

There is a broom and a beer ... ..

We love the bath!

2. In the evening we leave the bathhouse

And ... .. name ... father. also with us

All muzzles are red,

Feeling great!

3. We came to congratulate you

It is immediately obvious: straight from the bath,

To make a toast

Well, drink and eat!

4. Be happier than everyone in the world,

Be always in the circle of friends

So that we all have to celebrate

Your 100th Anniversary!

5. We did not come here in vain,

Here are the gifts brought

Take them soon

Pour us a cup!

6. To have a lot of money,

If you suddenly feel sad

Health, happiness to be

Here's a gift for you, friend! (give a broom)

7. Decided to give a broom

Pour foamy beer

And a bar of soap.

To make it more fun! (gives soap)

1. Accept congratulations

On this glorious anniversary

And no later than Sunday

Come to the bath soon!

(Source: forum.vkmonline.com)

(If you arrange a few surprises on this topic, then it will come in handy andfrom this collection)

9. A cool gift from close friends is a basin.

For the anniversary, we give a basin, it will always be just right.

You can wash the floors in it, you can milk the cows,

You can pick berries, burp after drinking,

You can wash with him in the baths, he will come in handy there,

You can wash clothes in it, you can wash your ass,

You can sow flour in it and hang it on a bitch

You can ride down the hill, it will always come in handy,

And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,

Prepare okroshka for us, but find a bigger spoon,

We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary,

In general, you keep it, do not break it, do not crush it,

Do not leave it in the yard and put it away,

Congratulations on your anniversary, we want to drink everything now,

Who is from the pile, who is from what, and we will drink from him.

(source: mastervo.ru)

10. Presentation of bath accessories as a gift.

Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a bowl, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a band of bath attendants!
Third: Let's all warm up.
Come on people, be brave!
Fourth: Very dirty people here...
Fifth: Sign up five years ahead!
Sixth: But today is an exception.
And this message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (Name)- hero of the day!

First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Trim harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool
You'll be red like cancer! (gives a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, uh, emits, brothers, the spirit!

Second: We give a hat on curls,

And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You will be a fucking hero! (gives a bath hat)
Together: Eh, wow, ah, oh, and the park is not bad at all!

Third: To get rid of fat from the sides -
We urgently give a massager,
Oh sorry massager
So that you always rub your body! (give a massage mitt)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you quickly steam fat!

Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice
Englishmen, simple guys,
No need to scare your heels! (gives penza)
Together: Ah, uh, oh, eh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!

Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it gets hot
He drank beer from it,
This day would be remembered!
Together: Oh, ah, eh, wow, we would have a broom, like fluff!

Sixth: If suddenly you overdid
And more than succumbed to the park,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe even go wild!
Together: Wow, oh, oh, oh, the last stroke of the broom!

First: You, (Name), our friend,
Pour a full glass!
We have something to pay -
We can give a broom! (hand over their brooms).

11. Original congratulations on the gift of vodka to the hero of the day.

Alcoholic drinks, as a gift option for a man, are very common, but here you can excel, you just need to show a little imagination. For a purchased bottle of vodka, you need to order a special label from the printing house, which will contain the name of the anniversary drink, which must include the name, first name and patronymic or surname of the hero of the occasion. It is quite appropriate to add to the title a photograph stylized with the help of Photoshop as a portrait of the President of the Russian Federation, Stenka Razin or Peter the Great.

You can also colorfully arrange all the documents that will be attached to the gift: “composition”, “rules of use and “recommendations”, which should be solemnly counted when presenting vodka.

Gift lead:

“In order to get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day would be like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. They took the "fortress" because it is needed in overcoming life's difficulties. Added "degrees" so that they are always at around +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that all good, kind, bright things come to his house. And "slight dizziness" from happiness, love and fun.

Rules for using vodka:

Then you should use it:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul is tired;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.

1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself upright;

2. Hide from children under 16 and from the wife;

3. Keep away from fire;

4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;

5. With excessive libations - poisonous ..

12. A set of comic gifts for congratulating a man.

Just for the sake of fun, friends give the birthday man a whole scattering - little things.

Although you are the hero of the day today,
The laurel wreath does not shine for you.
You'd better accept a bunch of bay leaves from us (give a bay leaf)

Do not think to be angry with us -
A nail is useful in the household (give a nail)

Wanted to donate a flashlight
But we only found a ball (give a ball)

When you go for a walk
So that your trousers do not sleep,
You have with you

This pin of steel (gives pin)

Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (gives a glass)

After a glass of snack -
The matter is very important.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (gives a napkin)

And for sweets we have
Got some candy for you (gives candy)

You got flowers, roses.
They don't wither in the cold (give a card with roses)

These are messages from the men's forum, they share their problems))) That's all they think about us. Laugh girls to your health))))

“My girlfriend said she was pregnant. I know that the father is exactly me. Guys! How to squint?!”

“I found a condom in my wife’s purse. I'm going to get divorced…”

“What can you buy for 100 rubles as a gift to your wife and mistress?”
“The wife after sex said it was time to whitewash the ceiling. Nearly killed…”

“Instructed his girlfriend to buy beer. He said which one and where. Brought something completely different. Stupid!"

“Our two-month-old baby cries all the time. If I had known that he would yell day and night, I wouldn’t have gone to bed with her!”

“The wife told her daughter to change her diaper, and she herself went to a neighbor. Guys, does anyone know how to change a diaper?

“My doll drove into another car. I don’t have a scratch myself, but the car needs to be repaired for 50-60 thousand ... "

“I gave my wife a frying pan on March 8th, got it on the head with it ... I won’t give anything else!”

“Tore off all the wall posters with Johnny Depp in the bedroom! He looked at our bed so mockingly and grinned ... My wife is hysterical. And Johnny Depp continues to grin even in a torn state!

"The wife went crazy from the football player Romka Pavlyuchenko. I don't know whether to be jealous or not? I like him myself ..."

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August 5, 18:04
-And mine, when he eats, stands at the window, arches back, belly forward and stands stroking him. Then in such a guttural voice he says “Fat me!” (although not thick) and falls flat on the bed.
- And my girlfriend, when watching TV, sits quite still and her facial expressions rarely change. If there is a comedy, then she has a constant smile on her face, if the drama
- sadness. At first, I was generally frightened at first - I thought I was paralyzed or something went wrong. A
got used to it now
-My ex had a habit after taking a bath to go out in what his mother gave birth to and dance the dance of white swans, I died with laughter, my legs are hairy, the whole household is shaking, and he jumps with such a happy face.
- When my husband sits at the computer and thinks (he is a programmer), he scratches the eggs with his paw and then sniffs the same paw intently.
And my love is so strong! When he talks to me, he does not look at me, but in the mirror (showcase). He also gesticulates “to himself” in this way, smiles, diligently tells ...
-When a tiiiiho comes home from work and slips into the toilet like that, I look out like no one, and after about ten minutes I hear a groan (this is how he sings) from the toilet, that's how I understand that the cutie is at home !!!
- Mine sits quietly, does not touch anyone, and then suddenly starts to tickle me with a cry of “Kazhinga!!”… What kind of “Kazhinga”? Where? what is it? He doesn't know himself.
- When a husband decides something during a conversation (on the phone), he begins to blink his eyelashes often, often, and the more he blinks, the more he thinks.
-When we just got married, I put dirty socks in a bin with dirty laundry, and in the morning I took it out and said with a surprised look, “Dirty!” And also, when we are going somewhere, a half-dressed person will sit in front of the TV and stick it into it - in one leg, for example.
-Mine will ALWAYS take off his dirty socks, raise him high (probably to see better), then sniff and make such a squeamish face and laugh and loudly for everyone: "Smelly" And at the table, slurp your favorite thing. I make a remark, and he: “I don’t taste good with my mouth closed.”

Anniversaries are a big holiday. Many try to celebrate it on a large scale. It implies a wide feast and many guests. Here are not only relatives, but also friends of the hero of the day with children and spouses, his colleagues, colleagues, superiors. It turns out a very diverse company - by age, hobbies, interests. So that guests do not get bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment can be offered to them. Scenes are best suited for this, which will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day himself. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one "actor" and more ambitious. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will do, from already existing books, films and mini-productions that have been spied somewhere, to those invented by yourself. However, they all have to have one thing in common - to be funny.

Costumed productions

The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participants-actors are dressed for plausibility. Usually the actors themselves are the guests. Their participation is coordinated in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to make an additional gift.

traffic police inspector and hunters

Three men are involved. You need to pick up the appropriate costumes - the form of a traffic police officer for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. "Hunters" can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.

Scene progress

Two friends-hunters, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they violated traffic rules and were stopped by an inspector. They explained the situation to him - well, it’s impossible not to congratulate a good person! Of course, the inspector agreed to deliver them to the place of celebration. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and joins in the congratulations himself. He reads out, and then hands the spouse of the hero of the day a certificate of passing the technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday man himself (his last name and first name are voiced) on the occasion of the 50th birthday (the figure can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.

Inspection

Conclusion of the traffic police

1. Condition is excellent.
2. The owner claims that this vehicle is still rideable and rideable.

1. Refueling only with high-quality fuel - an octane number of at least 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
2. Regular lubrication of the filler part is shown: on vacation, after hunting and baths, on birthdays, and so on.
3. It is not allowed to use a vehicle by proxy.
4. The owner must remember that for normal operation, the vehicle needs affection, love and regular lubrication.
5. The next inspection is recommended after 50 years.

Italian guests

This skit also needs three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple, you don’t even have to completely change the actors, but just pick up the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, hats with a brim. For the translator - eyeglasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. In the midst of fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head to the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravigilento jubelento and druzente - lubente alcoholento pipivento! translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Arrive at the devil on Kulichkent tell at least something totent! translator: We came to your wonderful city to join in the general congratulations. 1st guest: It is desirable not to glotanto tabletanto and not to know the doctor! translator: We wish you the best of health. 2nd guest: Let there be a lot of money in the wallet and the stomach was always full! translator: May financial well-being and enduring happiness accompany you through life. 1st guest: Let's druzilento nikogdento on krysento! translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We gave hotetto figinetto and jurundento! translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy are for you. 1st guest: Do not overeat and do not blivante, the puzento is not bursting. translator: Eat healthy and enjoy. 2nd guest: Reminiscent of our arrival, Italian gift. translator: Remember us, always your Italians.

Weird salaries

A small costume scene, which should accompany, and, possibly, open the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is desirable that they be women - thin, short and tall dense:

• A small one is "weighed" with a small amount of money - it can be both coins and banknotes of small denominations. They can simply be drawn on large sheets to be clearly visible.
• A tall woman is dressed richer - there are no coins at all, but there are many large bills.

Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.

Congratulation Little Pay

Do not look, dear birthday boy, that I am still so small. I wish you all the best in the world. May you, with my help, secure a life worthy of a king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. I hope that together we can please you.

Big Pay Congratulation

Maybe I’m not very similar to a lucky lottery win, but together with my little sister, we are the best gift that will come in handy in any situation, take you on vacation and bring many pleasant moments! Congratulations! After this performance, all the guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift hand them to the birthday man. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.

Mini productions

Such scenes usually do not take much time. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. Very rarely more is needed.

It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day with his guests.

Urgent medical examination

A man, fully dressed as a doctor, enters the room. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small "medical suitcase". Doctor: Let me, let me! Before congratulations sound, I have to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins the examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical manipulations. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let's see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “I thought so,” and the like. After that, he makes a short speech.

Doctor's speech

I have performed a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…

• Anniversary (surname, name, patronymic).
• Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
• The pulse is like a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
• Blood type - only red bodies, sometimes there are white ones (in a strictly measured amount). This is a real "blood with milk"!
• The heart rate - as it should be on one's own anniversary - either skips, or freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.

• The vitality is completely versatile.
• Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
• Rumor is truly universal, which is a rarity.
• The sense of smell is very subtle, with a 3% error probability it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
• Chronic diseases - an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious dinner, a dinner cooked with love. Most often this manifests itself next to a working TV.
• The regime of the day is mixed: walking-sitting-lying.
• The general conclusion is that this is only the beginning of the life of this organism. It is recommended to take from life everything that you want, and that was not received.

urgent telegram

A man enters the hall with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache. He portrays a well-known character - the postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me - the postman Pechkin. Brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I need to wet my throat. Demands a filled glass, drinks, then reads a telegram. It can be written on this form.

Telegram text

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Happy birthday!
Boy, you're big.
I don't know what to wish you...
Always be yourself!

Everyone wishes you happiness
Long years and do not get sick,
They went around to bad weather.
You are beautiful - keep it up!

I wish a yacht, a cottage,
Suitcase money in addition.
Have some more patience
Buy an island soon.

I wish you to live beautifully:
Fishing, recreation, sea of ​​beer!
Go to the bathhouse on weekends
Live to the fullest!
And for the wife to be obedient,
Indifferent to mink coats,
To feed you tasty,
In bed to be skillful!
In general, more of all good things,
What is in your male dreams!

Happy birthday man! I wish you to always remain strong, lively, cheerful, confident, courageous and cool, like a lion among animals, like an eagle in the sky, like a cornflower in an open field, like a basil in a garden. May every day be lucky, may happiness and luck bring down not at retail, but in bulk!

Let in your hut
Got money and girls
And outside the window waiting for a faithful horse:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.

And let your porch
Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.

In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to heaven,
Let there be progress in everything.

Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt
A little bit of serious personal matters,
So that chaos does not happen.

Happy Birthday
And I wish you all the best:
Lots of joy and money
In reality, not in dreams!

In every business, undertaking,
Only success - to heaven,
inspiration, prosperity,
And any other miracles!

Happy Birthday! Don't get drunk
And moderately "accept"!
In the bullpen, prison, hospital
Never hit.

Keep your mind clear and sober
Heart - fiery blaze.
prostatitis, enuresis
You never know.

To have steel nerves
To be able to achieve everything.
To dollars and euros
Didn't fit in wallet.

In the Maldives and Hawaii
Drink sweet juice in a sun lounger.
From the bottom of my heart I wish you:
Let everything come true in due time!

Such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
So that you in all your glory and strength
Lived for decades.

I wish you success
I want to wish love
To have reasons to laugh
Finances so as not to disappoint.

So that in this life swamp
There was a safe island.
And so that, as they say in the Navy,
Catching a tailwind!

On a man's birthday
Somehow it is customary to wish
build a house, make a son
And plant trees.

This is important, of course:
And the heirs, and the forest,
And a multi-storey cottage...
Better with a sauna ... Or without.

The main thing is that in this house,
Just step over the threshold
Heart filled with light
There were no quarrels, no squabbles.

To make the children happy.
It doesn't matter if it's a daughter or a son.
Be, dear, in the world
All men are happier!

You were born and it doesn't matter
How many years ago.
On this day I wish
So that the family is always in harmony!

For the wife to meet at home
In a mini dress to the elbows,
And the children's sonorous laughter
Made everyday life more fun.

So that friends with a keg of beer
Sometimes they went
And today, on my birthday,
And with a bottle of cognac!

I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And more than two Mercedes.

To buy a country house across the sea,
Accumulated bank accounts
So that everything and everywhere succeeds,
But the mood never ended.

Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
So that you are a hammer in everything.
And so that everything was “OK” everywhere!

You have a birthday today!
Let's drink standing up. Where is the mug?
For your love, luck,
House, wife, apartment, cottage,
So that the car does not break,
Mother-in-law often admired
Father-in-law loved and respected
Even a cat to love.
Live to 100 healthy
Cheerful, cheerful,
So that on the hundredth anniversary
I was able to dance without crutches.