Good morning with a funny message for a man. Cool good morning poems

Good morning! Wake up!
Get ready to exercise!
Jogging, walking in place.
Celebrate the new day with song!
With cool wishes
Be happy until the evening!
Let there be as much as possible
Positive emotions!

Wake up my dear friend,
The time of awakening has come.
The whole world has already come to life, everything around,
Waiting for your performance at the podium.
You are so sweet and wonderful
Always be cheerful and passionate.
Dynamic and active
Sweet, kind and loving.

The morning woke up with a cheerful dawn,
The alarm clock is ringing quietly under my ear,
Darling, start things off with a laugh,
Right away, luck will give you a ruble!
So that this day passes without stress,
The evening has come for us to meet,
Souls are intertwined in a close union,
The fruits of love will grow in bliss!

I woke you up with a message
To say "Good morning"
Because I wanted to be first
I wish you an interesting day.
And whisper (even if virtually):
"I kiss you and love you."
It’s just that my feelings are very early,
They literally rise with the sun.

I pet you like a kitten.
You are pleased, as am I.
You won't say "good morning" to me,
After all, you are still in a dream...
But I'll still stroke you,
To drive the sleep out of your eyes.
Well, wake up, honey (name)!
Don't forget about life!

Good morning, get up, wake up,
Brush your teeth and wash your portrait,
Do exercises, don't relax,
Pour yourself some morning coffee!
Take the sugar and sit down on the chair,
Just don't try to fall asleep again,
Take the butter and spread it on your bun,
And you can use it all!

Everyone is already in a hurry to get somewhere,
Well, my dear, you are sleeping,
You won't live richly this way
And you won't see me.
Come on, wake up quickly
Wash your face, make some coffee,
And see me
Take my kiss!

Congratulations on the new day,
My beloved man,
The sun has risen outside the window,
There is a reason for the meeting.
So open your eyes
Buy a bouquet of flowers,
And run to me for tea,
I’ll tell you: “Hello!”

Good morning!
Cats hang like icicles
On the rooftops - the mind is at zero.
Cows quench your thirst
Rough the udder on the ground.
The roosters are crowing their cantatas,
Dawn brought out the milkmaids.
The peasants scratch: aty-baty
It's light to hoe the fields.
The fog applauds the madmen
dawn seeing the truck.
Crows flutter their feathers
luminaries watching the face.
Restless Corydalis
they carry, beckoning with omelettes.
Honey is created by queen bees...
A great start to the day!

The alarm clock rang vigorously -
It's time to open your eyes.
And quickly towards life
Hurry in the morning!
Treat yourself to a cup of coffee
News read,
Wash with pleasure
Don't rush to eat...
Let with a cool wish
Good morning
The day to come will be better
Double than yesterday!

Morning, the sun has already risen,
And it wouldn't hurt you
Get out of bed, smile
Have a good stretch
Go wash up
And just in case, to shave,
I'm kidding, don't be offended
You're already good, don't worry!

Inexhaustible excitement to everyone!

In order for your relationship with your beloved man to be correct, you need to start your day with a cool SMS wishing good morning to him. Let him think that he is the first breath of air that you take when you just wake up.

Do you want to please your beloved bear? Then the short good morning SMS wishes presented below will give a man the necessary tone for the whole day.

• Dilin-dilin-dilin, it's time to get up! Open your eyes quickly! In the morning you have work to do, and in the evening, of course, I will!
• For me, you are the sun, so get up quickly, a new day will not begin without you!!!
• A beautiful morning can only be next to you! Wake up quickly, my love!
• I want to congratulate you on the beginning of a new day! Let not only your morning be good, but your whole day!
• Knock-Knock! I'm texting! A girl who loves you sent me with wishes of good morning and a great mood for the whole day!
• Zhu-zhu-zhu, I'm texting, I'll wake everyone up! Get up quickly, my dear! After all, there’s a lot to do at work!
• Good morning, honey! Sweetly stretch in your bed and go ahead to meet the new day!
• Good morning! May my SMS be as invigorating as a morning cup of strong coffee.
• Darling, stop hugging the pillow already, I'm jealous! Wake up soon!
• I just woke up, but I already miss you! Good morning!
• I want to wake you up with a gentle kiss, but, alas, so far I can only text. Happy new day!
• Today the sun cannot wake you up with its warm rays, so it asked me to do it. Wake up, beloved!
• This SMS is intended for the most gentle, handsome, intelligent, but still sleeping man. To become perfect, you just have to open your eyes.

Why ruin your hair by scratching the back of your head and trying to come up with at least a couple of lines for a good morning SMS to your beloved man. The author of short wishes in prose has already paid for you with his hair.)

• So strong, seductive...love its scent in the morning. I'm talking about morning coffee. And what were you thinking about?
• The morning is good if we wake up together.
• May this new day be the best, most cheerful and sunniest for you.
• Waking up is much more pleasant, knowing that your SMS with good morning wishes is very much awaited. Happy new day to you!
• Your main task in the morning is to open your eyes and not close them again. I believe in you.
• I give you a million morning invigorating kisses.
• This subscriber wants to wish you a cheerful morning and a great mood.
• I know you have sweet dreams, but it's time to wake up and run towards a new day. Get up, darling!
• There is nothing sweeter than lying in a warm bed in the morning on a day off. The only thing missing is you next to me.
• The sun has already woken up, only you, sleepyhead, are still basking in your bed. It's time to get up, my love!
• Good morning! Have a good day! And have a nice evening (with my participation, of course).
• In the morning I want to wish you an easy working day, a good evening and a pleasant night.
• Let my SMS in the morning lift not only you out of bed, but also your mood. I kiss both cheeks, lips, nose... and other parts of the body.
• It’s only just begun to dawn, but I can’t wait to meet again in the evening. Good morning!

If you have just begun to gain momentum with good morning wishes to your beloved man, and

I'll rip off the blanket
And I’ll shout: “It’s time to get up!”
And so that you get up quickly,
I'll shake your bed.

But no, of course, this is a joke.
Believe me, I dare say:
I'm not out of my mind yet
It’s so brutal to awaken the sleepyhead!

I am simpler, quiet and leisurely,
And tenderly, as if angelically
Kissing, hugging, of course,
And quietly in your ear: Good morning!

The bear slept in the den for a long time,
Everything stinks - hands, feet,
My ass is shaking, my back is spinning,
I'm sweating, my stomach is churning,

My eyes are swollen, my fingers are frozen,
The snot is stubborn, the balls are swollen.
But there is only one moral here - it takes a long time
You will sleep - HANA!
Come on, wake up and call me already!

I wish you good morning,
After a voluptuous night.
I wish you good morning,
And the dawn, always beautiful.

Let the dew wake you up
Fresh bliss on the eyelashes.
I wish you a good morning!
Let the birds wake you up.

Cool SMS wishes for good morning

Baby get up, it's time for morning... sex./

Change this gray morning -
Maybe only one Kama Sutra.
Good morning!!!

Good morning, cat.
I kiss your tummy.
And when I see you,
I'll kiss you even lower.

Banana-Orange Morning!
Every day early in the morning
Eat Banana and Orange
So that on a beautiful face
There were no wrinkles at all!
Good morning!

Good morning and pleasant awakening. I wish you a wonderful and sunny mood for the whole day, strength, a feeling of vigor and optimism. May everything work out for you today, may luck be with you from morning to evening.

Best funny good morning wishes

Hello! It's me! Congratulations on good morning! The sun is already at its zenith, and you are still sleeping, couch potato? Get up, wash your face, open the window and do some exercise! Be able to step with dignity into the new morning of a new day! And then you will definitely be lucky, and at the same time so will I, because I woke you up! I wish you a good mood and a good day!

To make the morning good,
You start it by charging:
I need to run a little
Drink some coffee on the sly
Take a shower, make the bed,
Pump the press, iron the pants,
Put a smile on your face
Raise your chest, pull in your stomach
And take it with you on the road
Enormous sandwich!
Good morning!!!

The birds sing a merry song,
And the sun shines brightly through your window,
It's time to get up, because a lot of things await today,
Which are certainly destined to come true!

I wish you great luck on this day,
And many new achievements and victories,
And smile, because a smile means a lot!
This is my morning “hello” to you!

Wake up my master
I hasten to tell you -
What do you need today
Don't oversleep on work!

The sun is shining outside the window,
Everything is blooming around.
Wake up my master -
I'm your phone number.
Ding-ding! Good morning!

Good morning has arrived!
Are you tired of sleeping yet?
Come on, Sun, wake up,
Get ready to live actively!

They say who gets up first
He will get all the best.
So, at eight it’s not critical,
Let's see for ourselves!

We won't sleep on the weekend,
We'll wake everyone up good morning!

The impudent yawn attacked,
I don't feel like getting up in the morning!
Oh, if only someone could
The alarm clock shoots into the ceiling,

Chop the clock into pieces,
So that you can never disturb your sleep,
And extend the night for an hour,
To spit on the ceiling in the morning!

Not everyone probably knows
That the morning can be good.
Happy start to a wonderful day
I hasten to congratulate you!

Why some people never learned to live correctly. Why, some people still have not yet learned to appreciate what they have. If they did this, then everything would be fine with them. That is why if you have a beloved guy, you must show him with every act that he is dear to you. For example, you can funny congratulate him on good morning. This can be done by sending cool SMS good morning to your loved one. Believe me, when he receives them, the guy will be incredibly pleased. After all, it’s really nice when they try for you. And let everything in your relationship be only the best. Good luck to you in life, no matter what you do. May luck always be on your side. And be always happy. Know that someday you will be the happiest people.

My kiss is hot and incredibly tender
Hastens to dispel your serene sleep.
Say how much I love you!
And I look forward to every second of our meeting!

Good morning today
I want to tell you
You every minute
Know how to transform!

The morning woke up with a cheerful dawn,
The alarm clock is ringing quietly under my ear,
Darling, start things off with a laugh,
Right away, luck will give you rubles!

Early morning, the sun has risen.
Good morning, whispered to you.
Open your eyes my beloved baby,
I'm waiting and hoping that you call!

You know, without your smile
A new day will not come...
So open your eyes
And smile quickly.

Good morning, my beloved boy,
How long was the night without you?
Morning has come now, which means
I want to drive the dream away for you.

Good morning dear!
Receive my sms
I know you're not sleeping anymore!
Drink tea in the morning
And read my SMS!

My day started a long time ago
And you're still lying in bed.
But I still wish you a good morning!
Get up, I love you...

Good morning my one!
Good morning my beloved!
Sensitive, sweet little man.
My good one, unearthly.
And now lying in bed,
I give you a brief hug.

Good morning, darling!
Happy new beginning to you,
Kind and most beautiful -
That's who I am.
May this day, my dear,
Everything is going well!
The day will be good, fine,
Love brought happiness!

Good morning dear!
I wish you,
To rest your soul,
Dreaming about me!
Let this day bring
Happiness is infinity,
And gives energy
Joy lasts forever!

The whole world wakes up with you,
Let the dawn illuminate your home.
And our love, which is warmed by a dream,
Good morning to you!

He will spend the morning with his hand
By the eyes, and with pleasure
You will wake up, dear!

Morning sun! Ah, a wonderful picture!
But I’m still too lazy to get out of bed.
Wake up, my dear man!
It's going to be a wonderful day!

The sun rose from the horizon
And the dawn has already arrived.
Wake up little tiger cub
Good morning, my baby!

Good morning, I'm with you!
Smile, sing songs,
Rise up quickly
Pour some strong coffee,
Do some vigorous exercises
And start everything in order.

How's it going? Wake up
Brush your teeth, wash your face,
Look: the sun has woken up,
It's breaking at the window,
And wishes on this day
Conquer both sleep and laziness!

I want this morning
Filled with only light
So that you smile at me,
I wasn’t sad, I wasn’t upset,
I wish you a good morning!
I only dream about you.

Happy new day!
Let things burn with fire!
On this day, do not be upset,
Don't be sad, but smile!
If you set a goal -
Let dreams come true!

He will spend the morning with his hand
By the eyes, and with pleasure
You will wake up, dear!
Good morning! Happy awakening!

I wish you a good day!
I constantly dream about you!
Come on! Wake up quickly!
What you love - admit it quickly!

Good morning dear!
May your day be wonderful
Let the evening come soon...
I'm really looking forward to our meeting!

Good morning, my cat!
Wake up, dear!
SMS you read
And hurry up and get up!

So that people find out in the morning
They didn’t drive in broad daylight,
You would be greeted kindly
And you haven't forgotten me!

The dawn is getting closer, getting brighter,
The sky has already lit up
The lights of a thousand candles...
Let this light in your soul
Find a warmer place.

"Good morning!" I'll tell you
Or maybe I’ll whisper in your ear
About the fact that it’s time to slowly get up
And start a new day cheerfully.

You're a wild wild cowboy
Or just a man -; Macho
I feel incredibly good with you
And believe me, it cannot be otherwise!

Kiss you on the tummy -
I love you, my cat!
Smack-smack even lower -
I want to be closer to you!

I shared the night with you,
Morning will unite us
I love you so much,
Love won't conquer anything.
And I'm in a hurry to see you,
Your beautiful eyes
To fall forever into your abode,
I need your love so much!

Good morning has come,
Stop sleeping under the covers!
Open your eyes quickly
It's time to celebrate a new day!
Find your phone
To quickly dispel the dream.
Write: "Hello, baby!"
To know that you are not sleeping!

Let every day be wonderful
will give fun, care, warmth.
May happiness not forget the way to you,
And every morning there is a knock on the window.

SMS knocks on your phone,
So that he can quickly convey to you,
That the good morning is coming today,
And a day full of happiness and joy awaits.

Words imbued with a good message in the morning are suitable for everyone and in any situation. Wishes seasoned with good humor have even greater magic. It seems to us that cool good morning wishes can be sent once to an unfamiliar, randomly dialed phone number. Such a “trick” can cheer up the unfamiliar recipient of this SMS. The person “on the other side” can even become your friend and even lover if he has at least a drop of humor in his soul.

Now let me present a list of people who are subject to mandatory periodic “therapy” with cool wishes in the morning. Such messages sometimes need to be voiced and sent:

• Second half.
• To parents.
• For children.
• Brothers and sisters.
• Friends during periods of “full load” at school or work.

When to use funny good morning wishes?

Hidden in good morning wishes with an ironic note is the salvation of many people from the everyday life of the world around them. Use it more often in your own life to relieve boredom and stress from people dear to your heart. There are also cases when funny good morning wishes are simply necessary in order to:

• Save a person. No, we are not joking. If a loved one is experiencing some kind of failure for too long, a break with one of his friends or loved ones, find pleasant words for him in the morning to show him that life consists of a series of meetings and partings, and this separation did not end, but I just took a new step in meeting someone better.
• Cheer up "beech". If a friend or family member is prone to bad moods in the morning, then cool wishes for a good start to the day can bring them to zero and awaken a smile on his face.
• Show immodest desires. If the site is visited by persons under 18, we ask them to skip this point. Adults will understand what the joke of such wishes is, which will be most welcome on weekend mornings, when your mother has children, and you don’t have to think that you will be late for work.
• Extinguish anxiety. On the day when the fate of a person is decided, he is inclined to escalate the situation with gloomy thoughts that nothing will work out for him. Develop his doubts, or at least weaken the intensity of his experiences with a cool good morning wish.
• Originally confess your love. It’s good to dilute thousands of beautiful words and deeds with puns and extravagances, starting in the morning, so as not to become too “serious and boring people”. Especially in each other's eyes.
• Suppress grievances and quarrels that were not there. If your couple or family is going through another crisis, remember the undeniable advantage of the “thin world”. Start your morning with a smile and give it to your other half with cool wishes for a good start to a new day. After all, the main thing is that it began next to someone who is truly dear, isn't it?

What if I don't have a sense of humor?

Oratory with a share of light irony - not your forte? Do not despair! If you have found our site and looked into this section, you have already solved the problem. In this section, every day you can find new funny good morning wishes for those to whom you want to give not just a fleeting smile, but a pleasant mood for the whole day.

Be sure that no one will ever be bored with you again if you find a middle ground, using not only cool messages, but also not forgetting about touching or romantic words for your family and loved ones.