To spend a birthday for a guy is a fun program. Day-Christmas meetings (scenario). Birthday script for a man in the style of the USSR "pioneer is always ready"

This cool, funny and exciting script for a man's birthday was written by the modern poetess Anna Vlasova. Surely you will like this script and will help you in organizing and preparing your script for a man's birthday celebration. Thanks to the author for a wonderful script!

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Day-Christmas meetings (script)

LEADING: A candle burns in the soul of every person, which produces spiritual warmth. But when we get together, the candles connect and there is a heat from the united soul. For this heat and for all those gathered here, we will raise our glasses!

EVERYONE RAISE GLASSES

LEADING: This significant day has come. 39 years ago, on August 16, a little boy was born, whose blue eyes broke many women's hearts. I propose this toast to the parents of our birthday boy. After all, it is only thanks to them that today we can see this glorious man, who consists of only positive qualities. It was they who raised and raised our handsome man, so talented, smart and calm. They taught him to be faithful in friendship and love, they gave the world just a wonderful person. Be healthy and happy, live a long, long life for the joy of your son and all of us!

EVERYONE RAISE GLASSES

HOST: This date - almost an anniversary - should be celebrated in such a way that the whole world would envy our birthday man. But before we start today's fun, let's have a short roll call.

Tanya raised her hands up

Oli, Ani squealed,

Lena, Vali clapped their hands,

Well, Seryozha stomped their feet,

Vani, Bones whistled,

And Nadyusha all sat down,

People, Sasha meowed loudly,

And Alyosha grunted.

Who we didn't say

And today they were silent

Like one family

Let's shout together "I!"

Once, an old man lived in a distant mountain village, and he beat his beautiful daughter. And so he decided to marry her. He called the jigits and told them the following speech: “The one of you who climbs this high mountain so that not a single pebble falls from under his foot; will catch a mountain sheep there, bring it to my feet and slaughter it so that not a single drop of blood will fall on my snow-white robe, he will become the husband of my beautiful daughter. And whoever does not do this, I will slaughter him. And then the first dzhigit came out. He was brave, dexterous, intelligent, but one small grain of sand fell from under his feet and killed his old father. Then the second horseman came out, and he was also brave, dexterous, smart, handsome. He brought the mountain ram to the feet of the old father and began to cut him, the ram, that is, the throat with his sharp dagger. But one small drop of blood fell on the snow-white robe of the old father - and the second horseman fell stabbed next to the first. And then the third horseman came out, and he was the most proud, brave, handsome and dexterous. He brought the ram to the feet of the old father, surgically cut him, the ram, that is, the throat without a single drop of blood, and joyfully looked at the old father. But the old father killed him too. The beautiful daughter screamed in horror: “Listen, father! After all, the third horseman did everything as you ordered! Why did you kill him?" And the old father said to her: “For the company!”. So let's drink to good and warm company!

EVERYONE RAISE GLASSES

LEADING: So we drank, and now let's test each other's ingenuity. Recently the postman brought telegrams for our birthday boy. Now you will have to read the telegram so that everyone else understands who sent it. For this we need seven people.

EVERYONE TAKE TELEGRAM:

1. Happy birthday dot already on the way dot will be tomorrow in the morning dot HANGover

2. It’s indecent to squeeze and stroke me for so long, point, finally make a decision, point A GLASS OF VODKA

3. In honor of your holiday, I will not paint this day green dot LONGING

4. We wish you a comma so that we come true point DREAMS

5. Already ready to ignite the dot CAKE

6. Knock knock knock comma this is me point open the door point HAPPINESS

7. Thank you for the holiday dot I will come in a year dot YOUR BIRTHDAY

HOST: One day a man asks another, "Why are you wearing shoes that are two sizes too small?" - “You see, my wife is an ugly, sloppy woman, and besides, she doesn’t know how to cook at all. My son is doing badly and I'm not sure if he will finish school at all. Mother-in-law constantly grumbles. The only joy in my life is when I take off my shoes in the evening.” Let's congratulate our birthday man on the fact that he has a kind and beautiful wife, and besides, she knows how to cook, which this festive table proves. Let's also congratulate him on the fact that he has a wonderful mother-in-law and smart, capable children!

EVERYONE RAISE GLASSES

LEADING: Now, so that the happiness of the birthday boy overflows, let each of you present your gift and your congratulations.

GUESTS CONGRATULATE THE BIRTHDAY AND GIVE HIM GIFTS

LEADING: Let's raise our glasses and drink to the bottom -

After all, life is given to everyone as a reward.

We are happy to tell you on your birthday

That life gave us you as a reward!

Today, relatives wish with love

You have a lot of happiness, good luck and health.

And believe that your life will always be

Full of nobility, hope and work!

EVERYONE RAISE GLASSES

HOST: One famous person said: "All life is a theater, and the people in it are actors." Let us become actors for a moment. For this we need: a prince, a princess, an oak tree, two birds, four robbers, two dogs, a boy and a girl. The latter will create the following sounds: when the curtain opens, move your hands left and right and say “Blick-blink”; when lightning flashes, the girl twists her hands to the right and left and says “A la-la-la-la”; when a terrible thunder rumbles, the boy knocks with his fists and says in a bass voice “Ba-bang-bang”; when it starts to rain, open your left palm and start tapping it first with one finger, then with two, three, four and with your whole palm. The rest of the actors will appear on stage when they are named. So, sit back, straighten your back. The curtain opens. Lightning flashes across the stage. A terrible thunder rumbles. Light cold rain begins. The rain is getting stronger. There is a light downpour, which gradually subsides. A gang of robbers appears, who begin to choose their chieftain. An oak grows on the stage. Birds are playing and chirping around the oak tree. Dogs howl in the village. There is a bench under the oak tree. The princess sits on it and cries. The new chieftain grabs the princess and hides her behind an oak tree. All this is seen by the prince passing by on his black horse. He runs to save the princess. A fight ensues in which good triumphs over evil. The princess who has been crying all this time stops crying. The prince puts the princess on his horse and takes her to his kingdom. The curtain falls.

GAME "THEATRE"

LEADING: Glasses and forks,

Let's drink for a warm-up

To ease the heart

You need to pour a stack.

EVERYONE RAISE GLASSES

LEADING: Birthday is the most favorite holiday. It is celebrated by everyone and everywhere. It is celebrated even far from home, for example, at the airport while waiting for a plane, or on an ice floe during a scientific drift. At the same time, everywhere people drive a loaf around the birthday man. Demonstrate how people who find themselves in the hospital on their birthday do it. Show how they drive a loaf:

In the ward of patients suffering from sleepwalking;

In the ward of patients with a fracture of the right leg;

In the ward of patients with a nervous tic;

In the ward of patients suffering from an acute attack of sciatica

GAME "LOW OF SICK"

HOST: I propose to raise a toast to ensure that we have enough health for many, many years!

EVERYONE RAISE GLASSES

LEADING: It is believed that all ages are submissive to love. Indeed, both nursery and nursing home workers can testify that their charges regularly fall in love. And when a person is in love, he must confess his love. It just so happened that the first in love is often explained by representatives of the male half of humanity. For the next competition we need 5 men. You must stage a declaration of love, which he addresses to his peer:

Three year old boy

Twelve year old teenager;

Eighteen year old boy;

Thirty year old man;

Seventy year old man.

LOVE DECLARATION GAME

LEADING: Little Vovochka returned from school, and his father asks him: “Well, tell me! How is the new teacher? - "I like it. It's a shame we have such a big age difference." Let us raise our glasses to eternal love that knows no age.

EVERYONE RAISE GLASSES

LEADING: Dancing has always been closely connected with human labor activity. And it's not just that many dance movements were born from purely industrial movements. The fact is that many people like to work to music and dance while working. For the next competition we need 4 people. You need to the sound of music:

Spud potatoes;

Ironing clothes;

dig beds;

Wipe dust;

Watering carrots;

Knock out carpet.

THE GAME "DANCES OF THE WINNER"

LEADING: So we did all the homework. The time has come to raise a glass to the fact that our deeds are always accompanied by music; so that we do all the work with a happy smile on our lips. For the joy of life!

EVERYONE RAISE GLASSES

LEADING: I want to wish the birthday man on his birthday - on behalf of all those present - that you be simple as the wind; inexhaustible like the sea; and, like the earth, is saturated with memory. Be light on the rise, like the sail of a ship; be cheerful, like the songs of the waves, rustling in the open. And may the whole thrill of life of all times and races always live in you! We raise our glasses to you!

EVERYONE RAISE GLASSES

HOST: So the entertainment part of the holiday has come to an end. In conclusion, I would like to say the following. Our life is divided into two parts: provision of life and enjoyment of life. But the prose of life is this: yesterday there is no time and tomorrow there is no time to enjoy life. Let's drink for this pleasant opportunity, for us and for more often when!

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Anniversaries are a big holiday. Many try to celebrate it on a large scale. It implies a wide feast and many guests. Here are not only relatives, but also friends of the hero of the day with children and spouses, his colleagues, colleagues, superiors. It turns out a very diverse company - by age, hobbies, interests. So that guests do not get bored, you need to think in advance what entertainment can be offered to them. Scenes are best suited for this, which will periodically “dilute” the feast, amuse the guests and delight the hero of the day himself. Scenes can be very different - costumed and not, short and long, with one "actor" and more ambitious. There are also many ideas for them. Any plot will do, from already existing books, films and mini-productions that have been spied somewhere, to those invented by yourself. However, they all have to have one thing in common - to be funny.

Costumed productions

The main difference between them and the rest will be only the costumes in which the participants-actors are dressed for plausibility. Usually the actors themselves are the guests. Their participation is coordinated in advance by the relatives of the hero of the day, who are preparing the holiday and want to make an additional gift.

traffic police inspector and hunters

Three men are involved. You need to pick up the appropriate costumes - the form of a traffic police officer for one and a gun, boots and bandoliers for the other two. "Hunters" can be exchanged for fishermen, fans or anyone else. It depends on the interests of the hero of the day.

Scene progress

Two friends-hunters, accompanied by a traffic police officer, enter the hall where the feast is taking place. They were just on their way to today's anniversary to congratulate their friend, but they violated traffic rules and were stopped by an inspector. They explained the situation to him - well, it’s impossible not to congratulate a good person! Of course, the inspector agreed to deliver them to the place of celebration. After congratulating friends and presenting gifts, the inspector comes forward and joins in the congratulations himself. He reads out, and then hands the spouse of the hero of the day a certificate of passing the technical inspection of a special vehicle - the birthday man himself (his last name and first name are voiced) on the occasion of the 50th birthday (the figure can be any) and the corresponding conclusion.

Inspection

Conclusion of the traffic police

1. Condition is excellent.
2. The owner claims that this vehicle is still rideable and rideable.

1. Refueling only with high-quality fuel - an octane number of at least 40. If the octane number is lower, more fuel is needed.
2. Regular lubrication of the filler part is shown: on vacation, after hunting and baths, on birthdays, and so on.
3. It is not allowed to use a vehicle by proxy.
4. The owner must remember that for normal operation, the vehicle needs affection, love and regular lubrication.
5. The next inspection is recommended after 50 years.

Italian guests

This skit also needs three participants - two men who will be Italian guests, and a female translator. The costumes are quite simple, you don’t even have to completely change the actors, but just pick up the appropriate accessories - dark glasses, black wigs and mustaches, hats with a brim. For the translator - eyeglasses and a stack of paper. As gifts - pasta, olives, wine. In the midst of fun, the actors of the scene quickly enter the hall and head to the hero of the day. They take turns congratulating the birthday boy, and the translator repeats each phrase in Russian. 1st guest: Nashente zdravigilento jubelento and druzente - lubente alcoholento pipivento! translator: We want to greet our hero of the day, as well as his dear friends. 2nd guest: Arrive at the devil on Kulichkent tell at least something totent! translator: We came to your wonderful city to join in the general congratulations. 1st guest: It is desirable not to glotanto tabletanto and not to know the doctor! translator: We wish you the best of health. 2nd guest: Let there be a lot of money in the wallet and the stomach was always full! translator: May financial well-being and enduring happiness accompany you through life. 1st guest: Let's druzilento nikogdento on krysento! translator: Let there be reliable friends nearby. 2nd guest: We gave hotetto figinetto and jurundento! translator: These wonderful gifts from sunny Italy are for you. 1st guest: Do not overeat and do not blivante, the puzento is not bursting. translator: Eat healthy and enjoy. 2nd guest: Reminiscent of our arrival, Italian gift. translator: Remember us, always your Italians.

Weird salaries

A small costume scene, which should accompany, and, possibly, open the gift-giving ceremony. There are two actors. It is desirable that they be women - thin, short and tall dense:

• A small one is "weighed" with a small amount of money - it can be both coins and banknotes of small denominations. They can simply be drawn on large sheets to be clearly visible.
• A tall woman is dressed richer - there are no coins at all, but there are many large bills.

Before presenting gifts, they take turns approaching the hero of the day and congratulating him.

Congratulation Little Pay

Do not look, dear birthday boy, that I am still so small. I wish you all the best in the world. May you, with my help, secure a life worthy of a king himself! To make this happen, I invited my older sister here. I hope that together we can please you.

Big Pay Congratulation

Maybe I’m not very similar to a lucky lottery win, but together with my little sister, we are the best gift that will come in handy in any situation, take you on vacation and bring many pleasant moments! Congratulations! After this performance, all the guests who decided to choose an envelope with money as a gift hand them to the birthday man. You can prepare a large envelope in advance and put the entire amount into it at once.

Mini productions

Such scenes usually do not take much time. They are staged with the help of one or two actors. Very rarely more is needed.

It is convenient to insert them before the next toast in order to somehow diversify the usual course of the feast and entertain the hero of the day with his guests.

Urgent medical examination

A man, fully dressed as a doctor, enters the room. He is wearing glasses, a white coat, a stethoscope, shoe covers. In his hand he holds a small "medical suitcase". Doctor: Let me, let me! Before congratulations sound, I have to examine our today's hero. He goes straight to the hero of the day and begins the examination: he examines the face, ears, pupils, asks to touch the tip of the nose, listens to breathing with a stethoscope and performs other medical manipulations. During this impromptu medical examination, the doctor comments on his actions with various remarks: “So, sir,” “let's see what we have here,” “yeah, yeah,” “I thought so,” and the like. After that, he makes a short speech.

Doctor's speech

I have performed a full examination of our patient and am ready to make a full report on his health! So…

• Anniversary (surname, name, patronymic).
• Age - in the prime of life, that is, blooming.
• The pulse is like a real fountain, there is no way to measure it.
• Blood type - only red bodies, sometimes there are white ones (in a strictly measured amount). This is a real "blood with milk"!
• The heart rate - as it should be on one's own anniversary - either skips, or freezes from a complete overabundance of feelings.

• The vitality is completely versatile.
• Vision is perfect. This way you can notice any little thing.
• Rumor is truly universal, which is a rarity.
• The sense of smell is very subtle, with a 3% error probability it can determine with whom the spouse communicated today. Such an acute reaction occurs only in males.
• Chronic diseases - an inexplicable hibernation after a delicious dinner, a dinner cooked with love. Most often this manifests itself next to a working TV.
• The regime of the day is mixed: walking-sitting-lying.
• The general conclusion is that this is only the beginning of the life of this organism. It is recommended to take from life everything that you want, and that was not received.

urgent telegram

A man enters the hall with a bag over his shoulder, a hat with earflaps and a glued-on mustache. He portrays a well-known character - the postman Pechkin. Hello! It's me - the postman Pechkin. Brought you an urgent telegram. It must be read aloud. To do this, I need to wet my throat. Demands a filled glass, drinks, then reads a telegram. It can be written on this form.

Telegram text

I dreamed of coming period I couldn’t tour period I cordially congratulate you zap I wish you well period I dream of being there period your Alla Pugacheva This scene can be staged instead of another toast. And in conclusion, you will find one cool scene-tale about forest animals, a hunter and dragonflies in love - watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGYrT25fwqc

As a leader, there may be one of close friends, or a husband, if the birthday girl is married, or maybe a specially hired person. A scripted holiday can be held in a banquet hall or in a spacious room at home, depending on the number of invited people.

Props:
an envelope with a phrase, a photo of the birthday girl, cards with inscriptions, sweets, prizes for competitions, several certificates, album sheets, two drawing paper, two markers, two blindfolds, a gift bottle,

The host welcomes all guests.

Presenter:
Hello dear guests! I am glad to see each of you at this magnificent holiday, which is organized in honor of our dear (name of the birthday girl). On this day, the world had a special honor to know this amazing, incomparable woman. I ask everyone to take their seats. We begin.

Presenter:
As you may have guessed, this evening is under my leadership! But, there are many of you, and I am alone, so I will need my personal assistant! Look, please, everyone under your chair, whoever finds the envelope will be my assistant for the evening!

(An envelope with a short phrase is attached to the chair, for example, “wow”, the person who found the envelope will pronounce this phrase loudly before each toast)

Presenter:
Like every social event, our holiday has its own rules that everyone must follow! Now I will read them:
1. Have fun until you drop;
2. Do not be sad, do not lose heart at the table and beyond;
3. Say beautiful toasts;
4. Drink everything that is poured;
5. Participate in all conversations;
6. Dance, dance, dance;
7. Obey the leader in everything.

Presenter:
Everyone has gathered for a long time
It's time to raise a glass to everyone
For a beautiful birthday girl
It's time to say congratulations to us!

While you are all eating together, I want to remind you that you can leave the hall only with the permission of our beautiful Queen of the evening and only in your own things.

Presenter:
(Name of the birthday girl) they say that in the East there is one wisdom that I really want to voice:
It's easy to beat your age
You can't refuse it
Although in principle it is possible
If your friends are by your side!
May you be 100 or 200
But your soul is young
Pour your glasses soon
Drink to youth (name of the birthday girl) to the dregs!

Presenter:
And you know how wonderful it is sometimes to immerse yourself in the memories of your childhood, youth, youth. Probably, not everyone remembers what kind of girl our hero of the occasion was, but now, thanks to the efforts of her close friends (children, family, husband, parents, depending on who will undertake this creative process), you can plunge into her past, and see what she was and what she has become.

(Prepare a collage with photos or a presentation about the birthday girl in advance. It is important to make this surprise bright, cheerful. You can insert a few jokes, photos into pictures, write some fun facts and stories from life)

Presenter:
But, without (the names of the parents of the birthday girl), this event simply would not have happened. Therefore, I propose to raise glasses for them, for the fact that they gave us such a beautiful woman who fills the life of each of you with happiness!

Presenter:
In the meantime, you eat, I would like to tell you one story that you may know, which you may hear for the first time. So this happened decades ago. In one town, in the most ordinary apartment, a miracle happened, a tiny girl appeared from nowhere, who remained to live there. The girl grew, grew, grew, grew and grew! Many different people appeared on her way, but she forever settled the most special in her heart. And so, so many years of desperate searches have led her to those with whom she shares her holiday today, to those whose love and support is more important than anything in the world. For friends, comrades, for you!

Presenter:
You eat, eat, and I will hold a small auction for now! So, friends, three special lots are being drawn, including a photo of a birthday girl, a dance with a birthday girl and hugs lasting a full minute! Let `s start?

(Auction "Compliments". To win, the guest needs to give compliments. Whoever gives the most compliments, he gets the lot. Props: photo of the birthday girl)

Presenter:
I offer you a drink for compliments,
Who touched the birthday girl of the soul,
Fill your glasses quickly
And reinforce everything you said!

Presenter:
Changer, please pay attention! I recently walked by a magic shop here and bought cards. But, these are not simple cards, but magical ones. They will tell you what the people at this table think of you. Draw a card gentlemen!

(Cards are prepared in advance on which one of the qualities of the birthday girl is written. For example, “I think you are very good at putting the kettle on” (if the hero of the occasion does not know how to cook). The inscriptions should be cheerful, but at the same time truthful. You can also make cards with predictions Props: cards with inscriptions)

Presenter:
It is a pity that our magical session was not long, but he made clear the thoughts of the guests. Now, I would like to talk about love, about the wonderful feeling that fills our soul (name of the birthday girl). And now, the man of her life will tell her about her feelings. As far as I know, he cooked.

(A husband or boyfriend is invited, if there is no one and the birthday girl’s heart is free, the item is skipped, or they simply raise their glasses for love)

Presenter:
Dear guests,
Your turn has come
Congratulate our birthday girl,
Anyone interested, please come here!

(Guests take turns saying wishes and).

Presenter:
While you guys are having a snack, I want to hold a little competition, the winner of which will receive a valuable prize. I will ask questions about our birthday girl, for each correct answer - a candy, the one who collects the most candy will win!

(Requisites: sweets, certificate of honor)

Questions:
1. What day of the week was she born?
2. How much did you weigh on your birthday?
3. How much does it weigh now?
4. How long did she spend most of her time on the phone?
5. Favorite color?
6. Does she mope in autumn?
7. How old are you?
8. What grade did she have in algebra?
9. Favorite sweet?
10. How much time does he devote to sports?
11. How many pairs of shoes does she have in her wardrobe?
12. Does he like to chew at night?
13. Smoking?
14. Name of the first guy?
15. Favorite flowers?
16. Favorite music?
17. Favorite movie?
18. Excitement, her true ally?
19. What did she dream about in 1st grade?
20. Who was the first to get a kiss?

(Questions may not necessarily be these, it is important to get answers first in order to know who guessed right. Questions are read loudly and quickly)

Presenter:
Something you all sat up,
Gotta fix it
Wish what you wanted?
Let's dance fast!

(The presenter announces a dance break)

Presenter:
And now, my dears, I invite you to play a little. You are all good dancers, and I would like to suggest that you diversify your steps a little.

Competition "Repeat".
Each guest must repeat the movements after the other, whoever copies better will receive a prize.

Presenter:
Glasses are waiting, it's time for the table,
Let's get back to the dance floor
It's time to wish health, happiness,
Friends, follow me!

Presenter:
Now, I would like to torture our men a little. More precisely, I want to test their dexterity! Ladies, how do you see it?

Competition "Kisses".
Men are given sheets of paper. In half a minute they must collect the kisses of the ladies who have come, whoever collects the most receives a prize!
Props: sheets.

Presenter:
I would not want to be distracted from our hero of the occasion, but it seems to me that our men also deserve our attention, I propose to raise a toast to them!

Presenter:
Dear guests, I suggest you draw a little! But, the drawings will be unusual. You will have to portray the birthday girl!

Guests are divided into two teams. The first participant is blindfolded, and so on in a chain. The team with the best drawing will receive a prize.
Requisites: two drawing paper, two markers, two blindfolds.

Presenter:
Now get in line
We will play with you
Let's, let's have fun
Evening long to remember!

(The presenter announces the “Shore” contest. There are two code words “Coast”, “Water”. At the word “Coast”, everyone jumps forward, at the word “Water”, back. You can also use other words: land, sea, beach, ocean, etc. The inattentive fall out, the most attentive gets a prize.It is necessary to take into account the age characteristics of the participants, if necessary, you can use another one).

Presenter:
Now, I invite you to be in the role of singers! The task is not difficult, you must sing for our dear birthday girl!

(The presenter calls the word on which the song should begin. The one who sings the most will win)

Presenter:
I want to raise this toast
For happiness, for health,
So that the birthday girl always blooms,
To recede all the bad!

Presenter:
Now, it's time to give us gifts,
And to make it more interesting
Should you describe your gift,
Will the Princess guess it!

(Guests take turns giving gifts, while describing them, but not naming)

Presenter:
But the gift is common, it is from everyone,
It will become a good memory
It is recommended to open in 10 years,
And treat the guests who came!

(The host gives the birthday girl a bottle of good wine, or cognac. You can decorate the bottle, and instead of the label, stick a photo of the hostess of the evening)

Presenter:
Great sounded congratulations,
Nice toasts to all you said
It's time for the birthday girl to say
Thank you for visiting!

(The birthday girl says her speech, thanks the guests for coming)

Presenter:
(Turning to the birthday girl) did you manage to make a wish? Think well, because now is the time to blow out the candles!

(Bring out birthday cake)

Presenter:
Friends, our glorious evening is coming to an end. I'm sorry to part with you, but still have to. Finally, I want to wish our beautiful birthday girl ordinary female happiness and happy, prosperous days! Thank you for the atmosphere and good mood!