Comic stories about March 8th

Today is a very important holiday.
Today the huts do not burn,
And even horses, by the way,
Calmly, peacefully sleep somewhere!

Today is March 8th
Today is the day of men's troubles,
The girls need to rest
And break away for the whole year!

I wish that every lady
There was a personal oligarch
To conquer the seas and countries,
Bathe in love and flowers!

What does a woman need to be happy?
Can't describe it with a pen!
Love, health, happiness, money
Smart kids and a house!

Friends, of course, ugly,
Mother-in-law for distant lands,
Husband to be from the patient,
And if anything - it's out the door!

Gets better with age
Lose weight by eating a whole cake at once,
Do not skip to fitness
In general, forget about the word "sport"!

And if March 8
A series of wishes came true
What would be the life of our women
Then it's here, gentlemen!

May this March day be one of the brightest and most colorful for you! I wish you the fulfillment of all the craziest and, at first glance, unrealistic desires! Let the wings of happiness behind your back give you the opportunity to fly higher and higher every day! Smile more often and charge everyone with your positive smile with your charming smile!

oceans of prosperity
Fulfillment of dreams,
Rivers of tenderness, love,
Passion furious in the blood.

And best of luck,
Like a stream, cheerful, fast,
Well, a drop of surprise -
Out of great luck!

Congratulations on March 8,
Kindness, warmth with love!
Let fate put on an apron
And quietly cook:
Two pots of prosperity
A frying pan of successful cases,
A couple cups of adoration
And good luck is inevitable
Three salad bowls of luck
For breakfast, dinner and lunch,
So that there was one problem -
With whom to share such a buffet!

To be a queen for life
Fulfill your whims
Eating candy without getting fat
Buy everything without being shy!

Wallet, so as not to lose weight,
And beloved, to baldel
From your own beauty
Fulfilled so that all dreams.

May March 8 be
Every day and forever
Pamper yourself more
Never be shy!

Women March 8
I wish you a start in life!
To get off to a good start
From the hip with a bold gait,
You for the courage to accept
Grams like that ... three hundred and five,
Well, in order not to fall -
Eat it all to your heart's content.
In the end, I wish the ladies
Lose kilos quickly
Become slimmer than all birches
And I didn’t suffer so that sclerosis!

Congratulations on March 8
And with all my heart I wish
Stay sweet peach
Do not turn into dried apricots.
To be in shape, not to get better,
Always dress in fashion.
Don't need attention
In men to understand
Get the best of them
Tumbling in bed with him
And squirm with passion.
To love each other
Kiss, hug.
Enjoy your life
And not to need anything.
Do not run over trifles
And smile more often!

Let the soul sing like a nightingale
Let a bright flower bloom in it!
May your wonderful life
Everything will be as your heart desires!

I want to be loved and love
Dreams come true easily and simply,
Always give a positive smile
And move forward towards the stars!

Women's holiday at the doorstep,
Don't get drunk, for God's sake!
Have fun, dance, have fun
For problems and friends
Those who say: "Kirdyk,
You are a woman, not a man!”
You are not a woman, you are a lady!
Let dreams come true
Easy life, strong will
And lots of love for you!

May Women's Day
Never ends
Like in a dream
All dreams come true.

joy, flowers,
Many different surprises
Coffee in bed,
Fulfillment of whims.

Live romantically
Need nothing
In the joys of life
How to swim in the sea

Of course, dear.

Will he like me? - If you don't like it, return it to me, I have long dreamed of such a fishing rod.

I finally got the suede coat that I had been dreaming about for a long time!

Husband on the eighth of March gave?

No, I shaved my mink coat!

Everything seems to have worked out: he got a job, bought a car and an apartment, money appeared for his mistress, and you - bam ... and 80 years old!

March 8. The husband sits in an armchair in front of the TV, reading a newspaper, while the wife cleans the dishes. Suddenly it dawned on him that today is March 8, and he still has not prepared a gift.

Husband (not looking up from reading):

Leave the dishes, dear, today is the eighth, wash tomorrow.

Somehow a man decided to make a real holiday for his beloved on March 8th. Woke up early, cooked breakfast, sent my soulmate for a walk, washed the dishes, cleaned, started the laundry, started a grand holiday dinner, did the laundry, met his beloved, set the table, washed the dishes, stroked, cooked, fed, washed, washed, laid, fell on the bed, huddled against the wall and thinks:

Will it start to climb? Really, Lord?

The husband turns to his wife.

You don't have a shred of conscience. If you make lovers, then at least clean up after them, leave no traces. Whose tie is this? - Darling, have you forgotten? This is my gift for February 23rd! You better tell me whose lipstick is on the floor? ah? - Honey, have you forgotten? This is my gift to you on March 8th!

Oh, what a wonderful dream I had! As if you gave me a diamond necklace on March 8th! What would that mean?

Husband kissing her

Wait, you'll find out tonight! In the evening, the wife ran home from work early, set the table, put a bubble, lit candles... The husband comes and hands her a beautiful box tied with a bow. She opens it and sees the book "The Interpreter of Dreams".

Economic miracle!!! The Uryupinsk cannery was revived thanks to a brilliant idea - the production of "lip-rolling machines" for the holiday of MARCH 8.

The men are sitting in the sauna, in the rest room, poured vodka. Just as they were about to say a toast and clink glasses, the cell phone rings. One of them answers the call:

Yes, dear... what? Did you like the diamond ring? For fifteen hundred? Dollars? Just? Hy of course, take it, dear ...

They were about to clink glasses again, when the phone rang again. The same man replies:

What, dear? Did you like the coat? From a mink? For 20 thousand dollars? Just? Do you like it? Hy, of course, take it, dear! ...

Again they were about to clink glasses, and again the mobile phone rang... Again the same man replies:

Yes, dear... Mercedes? Six hundredth? Under the color of the stone in the ring? Only 100 thousand dollars? Hy, of course, take it, dear!

Hanging up the pipe, he addresses his comrades around him:

Guys, take this phone somewhere! Some pidypok forgot, and I'm responsible for him!

On the eve of International Women's Day, I decided to write you this letter. I hope that you will treat him with understanding. I love you very much, but some things make our life together somewhat extraordinary, and sometimes you really want it to become more traditional and calm. So:

1. I know how much you love your dog. I know that he is the smartest and kindest creature on the planet (after you, of course). I know that it was you who taught him howl when I hum and even find it funny. But, honey, please keep the dog in the other room when we're making love. Because whenever “on time” he runs around the bed, I get the impression that he is waiting for his turn….

2. I know that you cannot live without a computer. I understand what all these “shooters”, “bombs” and “washers” mean to you, but please make sure that I no longer wake up at night from a cry: “S @ ki! They’re bombing!”, because I hope that when you said that you wanted me to become a blonde, you didn’t mean gray hair…

3. Finally explain to your mother (who for some reason has the keys to my apartment) and who mysteriously appears at our house whenever I am absent there, that the rubbish that she takes out for the second time on the street, and which I miraculously the second time I save - this is a Japanese vase from the reign of Emperor Sujin, donated by Japanese partners, the cost of which exceeds the cost of all the rubbish in my mother's apartment (together with my mother).

4. I understand that you are very conservative in the matter of socks and are very suspicious of changing them, motivating this by the fact that “I only wore them for a week!”. But be kind, put them at least in the bathroom, and not by the bed, because. every night I have the same nightmare - the Germans and the gas chamber ...

5. Friends are everything for a man. But when in the evening, when I’m sleeping, and you are drinking beer in our kitchen, you don’t have to tell them in full voice and in all details “in what position we recently tried” (by the way, the dog too). And one more thing… From the excursion after the tenth bottle of beer: “Bath. Toilet. My computer. My wife - she is sleeping now” - please exclude the last exposure, because its central exhibit has not been embalmed and is almost certainly not particularly interesting to your acquaintances (even after your stories, I am still far from Lenin).

That's probably all. With love. Your snake.

ABOUT H in the kitchen, with a quiet obscenity,
Cutting eggs for salad
Smoke comes out of the oven
The hungry cat looks evil!
She drinks coffee in bed
Kirkorov sings songs to her ...
Already in the morning a little addicted ...
Who can guess what date it is?

8 on March every wife pampers
And my lisp, wasting ardor
Hug gently, kiss the hand
Probably didn't buy a gift.

WITH sofa I give commands loudly,
The husband washes the floor and fries the chops.
In the eyes of his enthusiasm for the child!
Eighth of March - role-playing games!

The most tender and affectionate in the world,
I will give you a hammer
Yes, four kilograms of nails,
Well, another skein of electrical tape ...

I could give you a book
But what do you need this book for?
That's why I give you a fig
The one he made with his own hand.

Just to see you happy
I will give you not sweets,
A big basketball hoop
To jump for joy.

P I was too lazy to wash the dishes today,
The cutlet turned out to be inedible,
Wrong International Women's Day
All hope for NIGHT International...

ALL WOMEN!

Lie in bed in the morning
Wash, stretch, brush.
Get new tights from the closet
And drink 200 grams of vodka under a lemon ...
To drive the husband-cable into the kitchen ...
This is a day, not like February 23!

IN sparrows sit on branches,
Singing songs loudly
Thank you Clara Zetkin
Made it easy, your mother...

Fuck tell Clara
For what, sorry, dick
Such a punishment for men
Everyone who lived in the USSR?

Out Germans and French
Twirling a finger at the temple
There are trade unions in Europe,
They pity the man

They are paid in Euros
Much more than ours
Im not getting on my nerves
Olligarh vile class

They buy a bouquet for a woman -
Very simple and easy
Oh, there would be, we would, if only ...
It's a pity to go far

There they have - without us sickly
We are strangers in Europe
In slovenliness is our strength!
Let's get together, guys!

What does it cost us, really?
Let's plant flowers in the garden
And in the morning, to HER bed ...
more than once a year

M art. Eighth. Thaw.
Uncle face...
It's good to be an aunt!
So many savings!

IN I will be on the eighth of March in the morning at five o'clock,
I will deftly pull the elastic band out of your panties,
I will nail your slippers to the parquet with a carnation,
know that I am very dear to you "I love you",
I will not forget to put flowers in my left slippers,
otherwise I’m generally kranty before dinner,
brew fragrant coffee, bring to bed
and then I will walk with a black eye for five weeks

WITH Today is March 8th!
I washed the floor and washed
I'm two hours with a huge mop
Got it from under the bed
Your socks...
I made dinner!
The wife came and died
From happiness:
"About such a husband
All my life I dreamed!
I polished my shoes before going to bed
I vacuumed the rug!
Tired ... I smoke, I sit in the kitchen,
Wife's brown eye blinks.
He says: "Let's go, darling, play pranks on the sly with you!"
I made the look simple, innocent,
And he said to her: "The head hurts!"

H so that the wife knew the fidelity of feelings,
Who will receive whatever he asks,
I'll hand her the floorcloth,
Festive, in the form of the number "8".

At x, the eighth of March holiday,
It was given to us by March - a prankster.
Men lived in ignorance
And there were no problems.

How that holiday looked -
Turned everything upside down.
Everyone immediately changed women ...
Not a man, just a slave.

Rolled up sleeves -
Here are the chefs
The broom jumped into his hand himself -
This is all for you, baboons.

M of both friends according to our women's share,
Colleagues in the workshop of angelic beauty,
I congratulate you on the universal holiday
Here in these "pre-offensive" hours.
While the males are in the "agony" of the ideological
They prepare gifts and a bouquet for us,
I wish that always reverently
All the men looked after you,
To shower your path with petals
Not field daisies - marvelous roses,
And so that lightly crunching vertebrae
They carried you in your arms to your full height,
Gentle confessions so that trills sound
From the lips of men, from you entering into a rage,
And so, as they say, - a tiger in bed,
Arctic fox on the neck, jaguar in the garage!

IN March is one day
The most terrible for men.
He's number eight
The men bring flowers.
They want to please their wives
Vacuum and wash
Wash dirty dishes
Wipe the dust everywhere
All whims are fulfilled,
Mother-in-law is called mother
Take out the bucket with garbage
And they don't ask for help.
They read poems about love
And in my heart I'm already dreaming
Lie down on your favorite sofa
blue turn on screen,
Get some rest,
And take a nap for an hour or two.
Turn from side to side
And wake up on the ninth...

P beautiful at work Vosmomart!
But the husband and son, asking about dinner in the evening,
Remind me that I am a wife and mother.
Not just any "woman".

IN in March the day is both short and short,
But ironically, contrary to fate,
Be sure to drink vodka
Men again on Women's Day...

P rikuriv cigarette from a match,
With powerful nostalgia,
I will bring my wife three carnations
And I'll be a dog all day
Handing her the family "reins",
(I promised that I would give a steer)
Pop a stack on old yeast
And to the kitchen - show agility
I will cut the sausage according to GOST,
I serve the whole table by heart,
I congratulate the ladies with a solemn toast
And soon I'll get drunk
I'll tell jokes on duty
And I will sing and dance the hopak,
Not forgetting, however, every minute
Overturn the duty stopak
I confess to everyone in love to the grave,
Once again, finally
And I understand that the forces have run out
Gentlemen
Bringing "sabantuy" to the end,
(As always there were not enough gypsies)
I will escort guests to the doorstep
And without strength I will fall on the sofa ...
Like a monarch in an imperial box
I'm staring at the TV drunk
And in the kitchen, hanging the "reins",
The wife washes the dishes silently.

***

H your boss is a comrade with greetings,
I bought a ton of horseradish by the eighth,
And a gift from women - GILLETT
I personally shaved the whole hell.
And on a holiday, in the solemn hall
He praised our women for their work,
And while he was applauded,
Fuck bald gave everyone!

***

H the eighth? Is this a holiday?
Women's Day is only once a year?
Well, where is the prankster promised in bed?
If only drunk and delirious ...
Of course not, if you need a reason...
Then let's be patient, let's
Search the city in search of a gift,
And, sweating, quickly congratulate!
Tell me how beautiful we are
"How cute" ... (but only, damn it, the eighth)
"How dangerous we are for you"
(and again, only the eighth)
Immediately remember the soul
(And the whole year they looked only at their feet ...)
Lie to us: "I will destroy all barriers!"
(not reaching, disappearing along the way!)
So, here's what I'm going to tell you...
(insert what you want instead of dots)
Stop hanging noodles on your ears,
Hiding a shameless look behind a flower.
Better congratulate every day:
Happy new day, but at least "Good morning!"
That's when we women are not too lazy
Will wake you up with sex that same morning!

H and the frost went out into the garden,
I've been digging a snowdrift for two hours.
Well, what kind of Clara is a bastard,
Couldn't make an appointment in May...

P congratulations on mimosa day,
Happy day of lovers and colleagues,
Happy day when it's still cold
And there is still snow on the roofs.
Happy Day when all the ladies are drunk
Sexy, good
Happy day when my own mother
The kids are waiting until the night.
In general, this holiday is cool
They won't put it on the calendar!
Congratulations on March 5,
Everyone in Russia already drinks!!!

H Are you going to buy your bouquet on March 8? Keep in mind: Candy tastes better
colors. Sausage is cheaper. And money doesn't wither.

- A bram! Who came up with the 8th of March?
- I know? Clara Zetkin!
- What for?
- I know? She must have been selling flowers!

AND women's holidays:
- March 8,
- friend's birthday (because she is 3 years older),
- the day the scales broke,
- the antenna does not catch the channel "Sport".

AND woman on March 8th:
- Well, at least one bastard congratulated! And who congratulated - such a bastard!

- A I gave my wife a seven-color flower for the past March 8.
- And what?
- We eat what we want and do not get fat, for a year without sick leave.
- Wow. What else?
- I make a lot of money.
- How many?
- Don't know. The wife manages the finances.
- In what way, and yet?
- Quit drinking, smoking, cursing.
- Great, but...
- I like to mess around in the kitchen. Cook there, wash the dishes, order
bring...
- Oh!
- And every day at six in the evening I am carried home by an unknown force.
- And from the billiard room?
- From anywhere. Now I hate football and hockey, fishing and hunting, but I love figure skating, TV shows and programs about love. So.
And you say...
- Wait a minute, but what about the seventh petal. Were there seven of them?
- Come on, men, we are not children, we will not be measured by this. You still don't stand a chance.

IN from and ran out of bouquets, sms, show-offs, sweets, congratulations, wishes, quarrels, screams, parting ... nothing happened
all without a heart attack! MEN!!! Since March 9!!!

- D orogaya, what to give you on March 8? Choose what you like -
a diamond necklace, a mink coat, a villa on the French Riviera? ..
- Honey, give me only tonight and your love.
- Taken! the director announced.

AND On the morning of March 8, Jenna wakes her husband up and asks:
- Expensive. Do you remember what holiday is today?
- Of course I remember. Today is February 23 old style.

8 Marta's husband, tipsy, declares home:
- Expensive! In honor of such a spiritual holiday, I will reveal to you my most cherished
stash! Here, look!.. Wait... but where is... where is...?!
- And what would I give you shorts and a tie for February 23?!!!

R Russian extreme: To say on March 8 to the traffic cops who stopped the car:
"Hello girls, happy holiday to you!"

AND Jenna asks her husband:
- Expensive! What are you going to give me on March 8?
“Yes, I haven’t decided yet, dear,” the husband replies. - Here are the flowers.
already bought.
Wife:
- You know, I like the number 8 so much that if you
If you make me happy 8 times, I will be very happy!
Husband in thought
- Here's what, take the flowers for now, and we'll transfer everything else
for April 1st...
Wife:
- Well, no, if you transfer, then on May 9!

- WITH arch! What did your dad give you on March 8th?
- Dad gave me and my mom $200 each! (proudly)
- And how did you dispose of them?
- We put them in the family piggy bank, "for a rainy day" ...
- Oh, .. what a clever girl you are ... And where did dad get .. money?
- In the piggy bank...

M the snake consults with a friend:
- What would you give your wife on March 8?
- And you, like last year, throw her 8 sticks a night!
- No, now I can’t pull so much!
- Well, let's throw off the men!

- D come on faster! There the women are already eating cake without us!
- Close the door to the kitchen, idiot! Well guys, one more?

M The snake came to the store to buy a gift for March 8th. The saleswoman asks:
- To you for the wife or it is more expensive?

8 March morning. I get up and go to the bathroom. Suddenly a cry:
- Well, fuck lay back, I'll bring coffee right now!

8 March we will buy a lot of flowers and a lot of vodka. And may all women be beautiful!

IN new condoms with the scent of tulips and mimosa arrived on sale.
Congratulate your women on March 8 all year round!

7 March. At the numerous requests of men, the shampoo "Simple", the lotion "Ordinary", the lipstick "Dick knows what" and the perfume "Yes, any already" went on sale ...

- A Why is the neighbor so upset? Well, my husband drank on March 8, so he
and gave her perfume ...
- You didn’t understand anything: her husband drank the perfume that he gave her on March 8th.

***

H and how you can not find a girlfriend before February 23 - the law of life.
You can't fight off your girlfriends before March 8 - Parkinson's law.

***
P holiday on March 8 - rightfully Women's Day!
Men! Let's defend the rights at least for the night!

What a blessing that I'm just a woman

(About a woman with irony and not only)

Vedas. 1.
One day a man asked God

Create for him the object of his love

God responded by finding out the reasons

And created a woman of flesh and blood

Added a little moonlight

And lit up with sunshine

And he embodied the harmony of chamois in the camp.

Vedas. 2.
The creator is so carried away over creation

What gave that woman a tear

He instilled in her a moment of lightning

And he mixed the lightness of fluff with a thunderstorm

I endowed magpies with talkativeness

And as a result, passionate creation

God made for man

Vedas. 1.
God breathed life into a beautiful creature

He gave his order to the beggar

“Take it and suffer,” he said at parting

"Love and cherish like God's voice"

Since then, a man is a prisoner and a keeper

Of the fine mixture given to him

He is a husband, mentor, critic and connoisseur

And all questions - to God himself ...

Vedas. 2. A woman is a mysterious and completely misunderstood creature. Great people, writers, poets, psychologists, and just ordinary people for many centuries of human existence have written many ironic poems and parables concerning women, family and love.

Vedas. 1.
You can take something seriously, and smile at something. What are we going to do today! Since ancient times, people have distinguished five elements: fire, air, water, earth and woman.

OH MY GOD, I JUST GO!
On the street I'll swim like a white swan,
A smile to the right, a languid look to the left.
All women are like women, and I am the Queen!

Vedas. 2. And even though I'm not at all a model growth,
Character is sometimes not for the faint of heart,
But still I have so much chic and gloss!
All women are like women, and I am Super Woman!
And let all the problems go to hell,
And let the former do hara-kiri!
And I decided so: now and henceforth
All women are like women, but I am a Goddess!

Vedas. 1. The strength of a woman is that she cannot be explained with the help of psychology. Women in all ages have fascinated, conquered and surprised men both with their appearance and their behavior. Today, so many words have been said about the most beautiful half of humanity - both laudatory and ironic - that if you put them together in one big book, you get an immense edition. A woman even has an amazing characteristic, her properties and qualities. So, let's begin.

Vedas. 2.
NAME: Woman

SYMBOL: Fm

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: 60 kg; isotopes from 40 to 250 kg are also found.

PREVALENCE: Very common

Vedas. 1.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Melts on exposure. Spontaneously boils and cools without external reasons. The expansion coefficient increases over the years. Wrinkles when squeezed in certain places.

Vedas. 2.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: It interacts very well with noble metals - gold, silver, platinum. Absorbs expensive substances in large quantities. May explode unexpectedly. Quickly saturated with ethyl alcohol. Activity varies depending on the time of day.

APPLICATIONS: Widely used for decorative purposes, especially in sports cars. It is a very effective cleaner and cleanser. Helps to relax and relieve stress.

Vedas. 1.
QUALITATIVE REACTION: Turns green when another higher quality sample is nearby.

PRECAUTIONS: If in inexperienced hands, it is a serious hazard. It is forbidden to have more than one sample. However, you can have more samples, but keep them separate from each other, so that they do not interact with each other.

Vedas. 2.
Gone are the days of knights. They have sunk into oblivion. Today, if we want to be happy, we must rely only on ourselves, on our mind and energy, on our charm and on our ingenuity.

They stood at the picture:

Savrasov. "The Rooks Have Arrived".

It was simple, native.

Didn't want to leave.

We accidentally talked

Because there was a reason.

- Savrasov. "The Rooks Have Arrived" -

This is a good picture.

Vedas. 1.
The man was poorly dressed.

You see, lonely. From drinkers.

She is from not painfully beautiful

And not waiting for personal happiness.

He walked her home.

It was frosty outside.

She would invite him

But the room is chaos and late.

Vedas. 2.
He invited himself to visit her.

Tuesday for a cup of tea.

We have common tastes

In pictures, I see.

For two days she scrubbed, rubbed

Your corner for a modest feast.

Went with the last money

I bought a purple cake.

Vedas. 1.
In the evening left to get dressed,

And also hang a postcard -

"The Rooks Have Arrived". Got dressed.

Seven eight. And nine. And ten.

Seven, eight, and nine, and ten.

She peered through the curtain.

She cried. And admired

Brown rose on the cake.

She did not feel sorry for herself.

And about the failed dinner

I thought: "Poor little cake,

After all, no one needs you.

Probably forgot. Or busy...

A well-known case is a man ... "

And yet "The Rooks Have Arrived"

Very good picture.

Vedas. 2.
They say that a man in his life should love three women - the one that gave birth to him, the one that gave birth to him, and the one that was born to him ... It is happiness to be a woman and give the best thing in this world - life!

Vedas. 1. One parable speaks very eloquently about the role that a woman plays in the fate of a man.

There were 3 sisters. One was lazy. The second is evil. And the third one is smart, and beautiful, and a needlewoman, it's a pleasure to watch. One morning a cart stopped at their gate. The sisters went out to see who had arrived. On the cart sat an elderly and unfamiliar woman.

Who are you, they asked.

I am Destiny. It's time for you to get married.

Vedas. 2. Fate put them on a cart and took them to marry. They went to the first village. They see a guy plowing in the field and in his hands any business is arguing.

- This one, yours, - says the Fate of the first of the sisters.

- This one, yours, - says the Fate of the second of the sisters.

Vedas. 1.
Fate stopped the cart and says:

This one is yours.

Why do I need THIS?!!! I'm kind and good and a needlewoman. And you give me such a groom! Look what sisters I found, that there is no other for me?!!!

Vedas. 2.
Mental, feminine secret,

Alas, no one understands!

When, suddenly, they hear by chance:

She whispers to herself: “Stop!”

Vedas. 1. That's how it stands, smiling,

Keeping an independent look.

Tormented by mental doubt

And hiding from everyone "what hurts"

They think: “What does she need?

With her everything - neither give nor take!

Fate seems to be obedient to her,

Not life, but only grace!”

But only God knows

Why doesn't she sleep at night?

For everyone else - "Everything is wonderful!"

That's where she stands...

"Stand!" - Smiling at adversity.

"Stop!" - Tears sting eyes.

"Stand!" - Against all odds.

"Stand!" - When there is a storm in the heart.

Vedas. 2. Once a woman had a dream that the Lord God was standing behind the counter of the store.

- God! It's you? she exclaimed with joy.

“Yes, I am,” God replied.

– What can I buy from you? the woman asked.

“You can buy everything from me,” came the answer.

- In that case, please give me health, happiness, love, success and a lot of money.

Vedas. 1.
God smiled benevolently and went to the utility room for the ordered goods. After a while he returned with a small paper box.

- And it's all?! exclaimed the surprised and disappointed woman.

“Yes, that’s all,” God replied. “Didn’t you know that my store only sells seeds?”

Vedas. 2. We change hairstyles, perfumes, phones,

outfits, neighbors, residence permits, districts…

We start cats, orchids, men,

friends, exclusive car brands…

We give birth to ideas, children and problems,

and endure all the pain, parting, betrayal ...

We are waiting for a miracle, weather and flights,

we look at the sky, into the outgoing rails ...

We try to look and be inspired,

yet - do not grow old, forget, smile ...

We lose gloves, airiness, watches,

getting older, wiser, on the scales ...

Vedas. 1. And we learn to see, cook, knit,

pity, compassion, inspire, seduce...

Finding notes and adventures

hide your age, deceit, hobbies ...

Dishes and books, we bribe food,

we often hover in our unreality,

in doubt, insomnia, self-esteem,

and we dye our hair in any shades ...

And between all this we believe in LOVE,

we suffer, curse, and ... fall in love again.

Vedas. 2. Lovely women! We sincerely congratulate you on a wonderful spring holiday! Let your house be: Happiness, Love, Prosperity and Comfort. May your dear person live in the world for a long, long time.

Vedas. 1. We wish you Smiles, Tenderness, Warmth on the day of spring. Life will be better, without a doubt, if Beauty rules in the world!

Vedas. 2.
It's good to be the girl in the pink coat

maybe not in pink, but not the same.

Vedas. 1. It's good to be a woman in a mink coat,

maybe not in mink, but not the same.

Vedas. 2.
It's good to be a lady in your own car,

you can take the bus, but not the same.

Vedas. 1. Well, the salary of a hundred thousand commercials,

maybe four, but not that.

Dear beauties, I'm always for

so that in your life there is only that!

Girls! Happy holiday!