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New Year's toasts 2020 in prose

We offer you a lot of universal New Year's toasts for the festive table, so as not to be bored. After all, a good congratulatory speech is always appropriate!

20 toasts of 2020

- People for whom the outgoing year was happy are seeing it off with regret, and those for whom it has become unsuccessful are waiting for it to end quickly. Let's drink to the fact that in 365 days we will all see the coming year off with regret!

- When celebrating the New Year, most people believe and hope that in the New Year all problems will disappear, and success will come to replace them. So let's drink to the fact that in the coming year our faith and hope will turn into reality!

- New Year is usually summing up the results of the past year and making plans for the next one. Given the above, I propose to drink so that the results of the coming New Year are comforting, and the plans are promising!

- The New Year is unthinkable without the traditional Olivier. So let's drink to ensure that our New Year's meetings become just as traditional!

- New Year is a celebration of opposites: it is cold outside, but warm at the festive table. So let's drink to the fact that in the coming New Year there will be peace in our soul, even when society begins to storm!

- New Year and the Christmas tree are inseparable concepts. So let's drink the same to ensure that next year health, happiness and success are inseparable!

- New Year is a carefree feast, fun, dancing. So let's drink to the fact that next year would be as carefree and hassle-free as this evening!

- New Year's mood is created by an inseparable attribute - a Christmas tree. So let's raise our glasses to the fact that such an important attribute as a holiday is inseparable from our life.

- They say that how you celebrate the New Year, you spend it that way. So let's drink to the fact that this energy and enthusiasm that reign in our company today will be enough for us for a whole year.

– New Year is our new dreams, plans and are reliable. So let's drink to make dreams come true, plans come true, and hopes come true!

- In order to make this New Year's holiday possible for us, many people are working now - from doctors to policemen. I propose to drink for those who protect our health and peace!

- Everyone celebrates the New Year: from children to the elderly. I propose to raise glasses for our parents, thanks to whom we have the opportunity to enjoy life now!

- New Year is a holiday that children like the most. I propose to fill our glasses and drink for a healthy and happy future for our children!

- The New Year is unthinkable without Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden. So let's raise our glasses to the fact that these generous heroes accompany us throughout the coming year!

- For many years, the fabulous Santa Claus and his young Snow Maiden have been accompanying people on New Year's days. So let's drink to the fact that they turn their fairy tales into our reality!

- Generous Santa Claus is unthinkable without a big bag with numerous and varied gifts. So let's drink to the fact that our wallets are just as unthinkable without a large number of banknotes!

- A sparkling Christmas tree is evidence that we have lived another year. Let's drink to the fact that the Christmas tree would light up as many times as we want!

- The New Year is unthinkable without the beautiful Snow Maiden. Let's drink to beauty accompanying us everywhere, inspiring, inspiring and full of enthusiasm!

- As a rule, an elegant and sparkling natural Christmas tree is prickly. I propose to fill our glasses and raise them for our ladies, so that they do not obscure their beauty with a caustic character!

- A colorful Christmas tree is not only a symbol, a tradition of the New Year, but also a decoration of halls, squares and streets. Let's raise our glasses to the beauty, which, as you know, will save the world!

And finally, fresh, 21st toast about the outgoing crisis year 2020:

– We managed to do a lot this year, even if failures sometimes hit our hands, but we are not used to giving up, because difficulties only harden us! I wish everyone sitting at this table to reach new heights in the new year, to take one more step towards their cherished dream, despite the crisis in the country. And most importantly: may all your loved ones and loved ones be healthy, because if everything is fine with them, then your heart will be calm and happy. Happy New Year to you, my dears!

Preparation of moonshine and alcohol for personal use
absolutely legal!

After the demise of the USSR, the new government stopped the fight against moonshine. Criminal liability and fines were abolished, and an article prohibiting the production of alcohol-containing products at home was removed from the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation. To this day, there is not a single law that prohibits you and me from engaging in our favorite hobby - making alcohol at home. This is evidenced by the Federal Law of July 8, 1999 No. 143-FZ “On the administrative responsibility of legal entities (organizations) and individual entrepreneurs for offenses in the field of production and circulation of ethyl alcohol, alcoholic and alcohol-containing products” (Collected Legislation of the Russian Federation, 1999, No. 28 , item 3476).

Excerpt from the Federal Law of the Russian Federation:

"The effect of this Federal Law does not apply to the activities of citizens (individuals) who do not produce products containing ethyl alcohol for the purpose of marketing."

Moonshine in other countries:

In Kazakhstan in accordance with the Code of the Republic of Kazakhstan On Administrative Offenses dated January 30, 2001 N 155, the following liability is provided. Thus, according to article 335 “Manufacture and sale of home-made alcoholic beverages”, illegal production for the purpose of selling moonshine, chacha, mulberry vodka, mash and other alcoholic beverages, as well as the sale of these alcoholic beverages, entails a fine in the amount of thirty monthly calculation indices with confiscation of alcoholic beverages , apparatus, raw materials and equipment for their manufacture, as well as money and other valuables received from their sale. However, the law does not prohibit the preparation of alcohol for personal purposes.

In Ukraine and Belarus things are different. Articles No. 176 and No. 177 of the Code of Administrative Offenses of Ukraine provide for the imposition of fines in the amount of three to ten tax-free minimum wages for the manufacture and storage of moonshine without the purpose of sale, for the storage without the purpose of sale of apparatus * for its production.

Article 12.43 repeats this information practically word for word. “Production or purchase of strong alcoholic beverages (moonshine), semi-finished products for their production (mash), storage of devices for their production” in the Code of the Republic of Belarus on Administrative Offenses. Paragraph No. 1 states: “Production by individuals of strong alcoholic beverages (moonshine), semi-finished products for their manufacture (mash), as well as storage of devices * used for their manufacture - entails a warning or a fine of up to five basic units with confiscation of the indicated drinks, semi-finished products and devices.

* It is still possible to purchase moonshine stills for home use, since their second purpose is to distill water and obtain components for natural cosmetics and perfumes.

Let's drink to ensure that the New Year does not know worries, that it be the cleanest, brightest and, of course, that the same continues gradually!

Let's drink so that fun always reigns in the New Year, there are reasons for a good mood! So that loved ones and close people surround, the authorities praise, the state rewards!

Let's raise our glasses to start living anew in the coming new year: there would be no place for hatred and anger, everyone has found a reason for joy!

I want the New Year to come, it becomes a bright holiday, so that life starts from scratch, swirls like a snowstorm!

I wish the New Year to come to your doorstep! He swirled in the dance, reigned in fun! Be always happy, kind and sweet! Let's drink to make it all happen!

Let in the New Year, do not know trouble for you, so that you live and know that what you dreamed about came true! Let's drink to the toast, so that every guest is joyful!

Let's have a fun holiday, so that there is joy around! To happily chirped contented kids! Let's drink so that everything comes true with us, honestly and fairly everything goes well in life!

I wish peace in the New Year
Much joy, hope,
So that everything is beautiful on this day,
And thoughts and clothes!
So that every day is as bright as
Warmed by a kind word!
Let's drink to make it all happen
Life has turned into a good fairy tale!

Let from now on and always from the New Year we will have! To make the holiday happy and fun, you need to pour yourself a drink in advance!

I wish you a holiday and fun, New Year's mood to you! He drank and ate, life accompanies you with new desires!

I wish happiness a lot, so that your path is bright! So that a merry New Year will save you from all worries! For all this to happen, you need to make it happen with champagne!

Let's raise our glasses to be rich in the New Year! To brighten up your mood with joy and fun!

I wish you fabulous offers, friends nearby and happy moments! So that the New Year for you becomes the one you dreamed of! Be the happiest on earth, but for now let's drink to the joy given to you!

You need so much to wish, New Year as an occasion to always need you, young in soul and heart! So let's celebrate our cheerful holiday, rejoice and meet a new life!

I wish you many joyful days in your life, such as today: a festive and chic hundred, beautiful and elegant friends nearby, a sea of \u200b\u200bsmiles, champagne and wine, so that he is intoxicated with happiness!

Let your dreams come true, everything that you deserve happens to you! Let them appreciate it, notice it in a good way, you are doing the impossible!

I wish you much happiness, so that your road is fun! For everything to happen for you, you need everyone to treat themselves to champagne! Let the holiday come bright, it will become a joyful event in life!

Let your dreams come true, you deserve career growth! So we will drink on New Year's Eve and success will come to you!

Let the New Year, like a fairy tale, embrace you all, give you affection! Let's pour champagne and drink so that the holiday is fun, but so that the drunken enemy did not find us!

I congratulate you on New Happiness and sincerely wish that the holiday is a success, you do not part with champagne!

May things work out in your life, be reflected in awards and successes! Let's drink a glass of wine for this, in the New Year for you to the bottom!

I wish you much happiness in the New Year, so that every day of yours is bright, kind, reverent, full of care and respect! To be appreciated by others and, of course, praised at the time! Let's raise a glass to a fabulous night for you! So that there is not a day without happiness!

By the chiming clock, I want to say one thing: “Happy New Year, dear, how happy I am!” Let's drink a glass of champagne on a festive night so that everything works out, it comes true in the best way!

So the New Year crept up, burst into our lives with a holiday! Raise a glass soon, everything that you dreamed about will come true!

So that everything works out for you, everything that you wanted was possible! For this I will pronounce the first toast in the New Year!

Give me the floor, I'll say that I want to congratulate everyone! I'm in a hurry to give gifts to everyone! I so want on a magical holiday, to the sound of glasses of spiritual conversations and that everything works out!

I congratulate you on the New Year, I wish you with champagne in my hands: may your dreams come true, the main thing in your life is you!

I would like to say on New Year's Eve that the year has passed, the appropriate conclusions were made, a number of mistakes were made, but all this was taken into account and next year this will not happen again, but only magic and joy will reign in the heart!

May in the coming New Year,
Success will come
Accompanying good luck
Difficult tasks are solved!
To always have a reason
The fun was forever!

I want to say a lot! Pour the champagne quick! And wish you more bright bright days!

Let there be many holidays in the world, but there is only one main reason! Among all the others, he is the master! For the New Year, let everyone's wishes come true, a glass of champagne sparkles and is drunk!

Happy New Year and I wish you, let the champagne fountain be your own! To be cheerful and drunk, so that you yourself become a holiday!

I would like to raise a glass of champagne and make the following toast: every passing year is a small life, so let what lies ahead be bright, kind and fabulous, a little mysterious, but on the whole magical and of course unusual!

Let's raise our glasses, let them ring, that we are celebrating the New Year, everyone will hear the way! Let's drink to happiness, love and good luck, and let them say that the rich cry, we will not agree with this a little bit!

If you like to pronounce New Year's toasts and wishes in your own words, and not in verse, our selection of toasts in prose for the New Year will be very useful to you.

New Year is the most festive, colorful, bewitching, long-awaited and memorable holiday.

This year is coming to an end, which gave us so many joyful moments, memories, let's not look back and look forward to the New Year!

Let's drink to the fact that in the New Year you do not put off things for the next year, and the dreams of the year before come true!

I wish the holiday to be a success: so that the table bursts, champagne shoots, music thunders, fireworks delight with bright beauty, and a quietly whispered desire begins to be fulfilled today.

May the core of friendship never rust, and the wings of love never lose their feathers!

I think the New Year comes in the form of Santa Claus or Santa Claus, who cares. Because he brings real gifts - a box of happiness, a bag of health, a bag of joy and a box of fulfilled desires! Happy New Year my dears!

So let's drink to the fact that in the new year all our dreams come true!

The festive hour has come and the clock is striking! Again, the whole family gathered at the festive table, children are running around a beautiful Christmas tree, what more could you want? Raise your glasses so that we all spend the next new year together in good health and that it is not worse than the previous one!

Some countries do not celebrate the New Year at all. This means only one thing: the true mood of the holiday will not enter their home on December 31st. So let's enjoy the day that brings together many and such different people at the expense of, at least, love for a herring under a fur coat!

Well, the New Year is already knocking on the window. Let's meet him with dignity, so that everything is calm in our life. And we will see off the old one and we will not remember the bad. Happy New Year, a year of joy, good luck and new things!

It is difficult to meet a person in this world who would not love this joyful holiday - the New Year's Eve. The anticipation of this great event begins to disturb our thoughts long before New Year's Eve. We understand that we are unable to cope with the desire to hear the heavy tread of the outgoing year and the light steps of the coming year.

So let's help the old man leave our homes and let the young tomboy in, who will bring only joy and love with him!

Let's drink so that in the new year any mood is always with someone to share.

Friends! I propose to dedicate the last glass in the outgoing year to the spirit of fun that reigns among us!

Let's drink to the fact that this year would bring us even more happiness, good moments! Let's forget all the bad things. what happened last year, because there will be much more happiness in this year. Let's drink to the year of happiness that awaits us!

Dear friends! We are here today to celebrate the New Year! So let's drink to the fact that the next year will bring us wealth, prosperity, love and happiness! Happy New Year!

Let's fill our glasses with champagne, raise them and wish each other success and health in the coming year. Let it all come true. what we want for ourselves and for each other. Let what grieved last year blow away from our life paths like a blizzard. And let there be only reasons for joy in the coming year. Happy new year friends!

Yefim Spiegel said "Life is the worst creditor: it gives little, but takes everything." So let's drink to the fact that in the coming year we take not just one loan, but everything that we need to earn and find ourselves!

To the sound of the chimes, I want to make my wish. May the New Year bring happiness to all of us, a whole bunch of money, a lot of good people. To keep pace with the times. Let the New Year give everyone a gift - a beautiful smile. And so that everyone can find their own goldfish in their pocket!

Nowadays, there is a fashion for Santa Claus to replace Santa Claus. And I want to wish this year gifts from Santa Claus. Santa Claus is a short man with glasses riding on reindeer. And Santa Claus is always with the Snow Maiden and a suspiciously red nose. So let's drink, so that next year we will deal not with deer, but with a pleasant and cheerful company!

I believe that on this night, magic really happens. Let not Santa Claus, but in the hearts and souls of people. Since childhood, our subconscious has been expecting joy and novelty from the upcoming holiday. Happy New Year! And may all your expectations come true in the best possible way. To this we raise our glasses.

And so another year has passed. It had ups and downs, joys and sorrows. But I raise my glass to the fact that all the good things pass into the New Year, and the bad things remain in the past year!

Everyone knows about the tradition of making wishes on New Year's Eve. Someone writes it on a piece of paper, burns it and drinks the ashes with champagne, someone embroiders it on the hem of the outfit. Everyone wants to be happy. Let's raise our glasses so that in the New Year we do not have to make wishes, for we will have everything we need for happiness.

New Year is a favorite holiday for all adults and children. After all, right? Maybe because it seems somehow magical. They say that on this day all dreams come true. Let's drink to the fact that next year all our plans come true. And may he be more successful and bring us even more happiness!

For the new year, usually everyone plans to start a new life, do something, become better somewhere, change some habits. I want to raise this glass, with these words: let this New Year, each of those present not start a new life, but change their attitude to the old one, because last year there were great happy moments!

Recently, more and more often they say that no one celebrates the New Year, but celebrate that they survived in the past. So let's, dear friends, let's drink to the upcoming New Year, so that it passes for us so that we do not survive in it, but live a full life!

Dear friends! Today, when our ships are plowing outer space, and the stars of our ballet are conquering the world stages of all foreign halls without exception, we have gathered with you to celebrate the upcoming New Year. So let's drink to all our successes and even if we are not astronauts or even artists, we have something to be proud of in the past year and something to strive for in the coming year!

They say that it is stupid to pour from empty to empty when the glasses are full! So let's drink in honor of the New Year, that during it we had no time to do nonsense, and if there was free time for this, we would use it with greater benefit!

New Year's toasts without poems will help you express your thoughts beautifully, wish your loved ones happiness and kindness, and cheer you up at the festive table. Happy New Year!

One man is asked: - Why do you wear shoes two sizes smaller? He replies: - On purpose. My wife is not pretty. Plus, it's evil. Cooking bad! The son is a doppelgänger! Mother-in-law is a witch! .. The only joy I have in life is when I take off my shoes in the evening! Let's drink to the fact that in the new year we have other joys!

In the village, one friend tells another: - Vasily came to see me yesterday. At first he sat down and was silent. Then he fell on me and raped me... But he never said why he came. So that you don’t have a question why I came here, I’ll say it straight out - I came to wish everyone a Happy New Year! In every person there is an unquenchable candle of his soul. But this candle is often covered with an impenetrable cap. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year the light of our souls freely reaches our friends!

Let's drink so that in the new year any mood is always with someone to share!

They ask one electrician if his profession is interesting? - My profession, of course, is interesting, but dangerous. Connect, for example, the wrong wires, and you will be fucked! So let's drink to the fact that in the new year life does not enter into intimate relations with us!

What is the glass made of? From a support and a bowl for drinks. What is a person made of? From the body - the material support and the soul - the spiritual cup. Let's drink to the fact that in the new year our glasses are often filled with fine wine, and the cups of the soul - with wonderful feelings!

Once there were three strangers. Night caught them on the way. They saw the house and knocked. They opened the owner and asked: - Who are you? - Health, Love and Wealth. Let us sleep over. Sorry, but we only have one free seat. I'm going to go talk to my family about which one of you to let in. The sick mother said: - Let's let Health in. The daughter offered to let Love in, and the wife suggested Wealth. While they were arguing, the wanderers disappeared. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year in our house there will always be a place for Health, Love and Wealth!

By tradition, we celebrate the New Year with champagne. Let our life in the new year be like this champagne - light, exciting, fragrant and overflowing!

Meeting the New Year is always a summing up of the old. But no matter how the experience is comprehended, its highest philosophy is simple and boils down to one phrase: "Live and rejoice!" So let's drink to the joys that life gives us!
A man fell asleep and had a dream: next to him was a beautiful woman. Woke up - no one. Let's drink to the fact that in the new year all good dreams come true!

Life has limits, it is short, and dreams are limitless. You yourself are walking along the road, and the dream is already at home. You yourself go to your beloved, and the dream is already in her arms. You yourself live in this hour, and the dream flies away for many years to come. She flies beyond the line where life ends in darkness. She flies through the ages. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year all our dreams come true!
Life is beautiful even when tears flow down your cheeks. So let's raise our glasses and drink to the fact that in the coming year tears will flow down our cheeks more often, but only tears of happiness!
From a conversation between two friends:
- I'm coming home in a few days. I see my wife is in bed with some man. This immediately alerted me. I run to the refrigerator, open it, and for sure - there is not half a liter ... So let's drink so that nothing alarms us in the new year!

A certain joker took out a fur coat and a beard of Santa Claus on New Year's Eve. He dressed up and, rejoicing that he could amuse his wife, rang the doorbell of his apartment. The wife opened it, and before he had time to utter a word, she threw herself on his neck, began to kiss him passionately and carried him into the bedroom. And there, like crazy, she indulged in passionate love with Santa Claus. Taking advantage of a short respite, the husband threw off the fake beard and mustache. And then he heard the voice of his wife, which struck him:
- Well, it's you! I didn't recognize you at all!
So let's raise a toast to real men who know how to arrange a holiday for their wife!
Mom asks her son:
"Who taught you to say that terrible word?"
- Father Frost.
- Father Frost?! Can't be!
- Maybe mom! He said it when he fell over a bicycle in my room on New Year's Eve.
So let's drink to Santa Claus!

In the morning after New Year's Eve, the couple return home. The owner tries to open the door with a cigarette.
- It's a cigarette, - says the wife, - I'm afraid that it won't open the door!
- Damn it, did I smoke the key?!
I propose to drink so that in the coming year we do not accidentally smoke the keys to our happiness!
Two friends met.
- How are you?
- Like in a harem: I know that they will fuck, but I just don’t know when.
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year life only has us, but also caresses us and loves us!
The philosopher Diogenes said: “Being rich and having a lot of money are not the same thing. The truly rich are those who are satisfied with their lives. So let's drink to the fact that the new year will bring us real wealth!

Mom, do you remember once you told me that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach?
- So what?
- Nothing. I just discovered a completely different path tonight.
Let's drink, friends, so that in the new year women will often make new and at the same time traditional discoveries!

Somehow guests come to the physicist Nilson Bohr and see a horseshoe on his door. “Do you really believe that a horseshoe brings good luck?” they asked him. "I don't believe, but luck seems to believe!" So let's drink to the fact that in the new year good luck often comes to our house.
The New Year's holiday is the apotheosis of contrasts: it's frosty, snowy, dark outside, and the lights are sparkling at home, fun, warm, an elegant Christmas tree, a festive table ... Let it be in the new year, no matter how winds and hardships rage around, in the house and in the soul it will be light and cozy. May all our wishes come true in the new year! Let's raise our glasses to that!

Many people know that in Italy there is a tradition before the New Year to throw old and unnecessary things out of the window that have become boring for a year. Of course, we are not in Italy, but this custom is so good that I would like to invite you all to discard old grievances, quarrels, bad deeds, envy, infidelity, ingratitude from memory as unnecessary trash. If we do all this, it will turn out that only warm and pleasant memories of the old year remain in our memory. Let's remember it like that, and then the new year will be no worse than the last! Friends, I propose to thank the old year for the bright legacy left by it - for the minutes of joy, love, success and invaluable experience for the mind and professionalism.
May you have many new friends in the new year, a new high-paying job, a new car, a new country villa where you could sit, like in the old days, with our old friendly circle and spend the old year!

Friends! I propose to dedicate the last glass in the outgoing year to the spirit of fun that reigns among us!

Twice on the same ... New Years do not come! You can't celebrate the same New Year twice... So let's drink to the timeliness, inevitability and uniqueness of this recurring holiday! For the New Year!

Let's drink to the only day of the year when you can sit on the Christmas tree ... and not visit the forest! For the New Year!

At this table, all the women are beautiful, like Snow Maidens. But I would like to wish that, unlike them, the hearts of our women will be warmed by love for us, men, in the new year. For the beautiful and loving Snow Maidens!

Let's drink to Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden: as long as I can remember, they don't get sick, they don't age, and there is always money for gifts! For us to be like that too!

Let's drink so that in the coming year there will be shooting around us ... but only champagne, right on target and at close range!

After the New Year holiday, the father said to his son:
- You are already an adult, son, and you must understand that there is no Santa Claus. It was me.
Yes, dad, I know. After all, the stork is also you.
For our children - smart, quick-witted and quick-witted!

New Year is the time to dream and make plans. To make dreams come true!

One ancient philosopher said: "Throw away the old worries ... After all, the world is striving for the future." Friends, let us follow his advice and immediately throw away the old anxieties and worries - these heavy fetters, for the chimes are beating. Let's take happiness, joy and love with us into the new year! Happy New Year! Hooray!
There was a man: two years ago he was met in a hostel. A year ago, he was met in a one-room, but his apartment. Now he is met at a country villa. But they don't wait in the hostel. So let's drink to HIM - to the one who is met in the hostel, and in the apartment, and in the villa, hoping that he will be successful! For the new year!

Let's drink to the fact that every next New Year our festive table will be more and more full of dishes, the phone will be torn more and more by congratulatory calls from friends, and more and more children and grandchildren will give us gifts!

Every New Year's Eve, my child stands at the frozen window and asks Santa Claus:
“Give me a toy!..” I smile, put him to bed, and then I myself go to the window and ask my good old friend Santa Claus: “Give my child happiness!”. So let's drink to the fulfillment of desires!

As you know, a person learns all his life. He studies every year, and every year he probably gets smarter. So, for sure, the years also learn something - from a person and from each other. So let's drink to the fact that each next year learns only good things from the previous one!

Life is like a New Year's garland - as soon as one light bulb burns out, all the others go out. Well, if one thing does not work out for a person, everything falls out of hand. So let's drink to ensure that the garland of bright events in our lives shimmers with all the colors of the rainbow and never burns out! To not burn out in the new year!

Let's raise our glasses so that the farewell of the old year is different from the farewell of the train at the station: the outgoing train takes away friends and loved ones, and the outgoing year will bring them to us! Let's drink to keep it that way!

Two people are talking.
- How do you live? one asks.
“Differently,” he replies. - When I feel bad, an ambulance comes. And when I feel good, the police come!
We are now having fun, well, so we should expect ... the arrival of the police. And yet, let's drink to the fact that in the new year we were good!

A log is thrown across a mountain gorge. And on this log, local residents scurry back and forth. But for tourists who come to these parts, such a crossing inspires fear. In this case, an instructor is constantly on duty at the bridge, who himself carries tourists along the log and takes one ruble for it. Once he got the idea to earn two rubles at a time, that is, to carry two at once! And so he took on two tourists and set off. But the burden turned out to be too heavy: he stopped in the middle of the log. Thought:
- And what the hell do I need ... an extra ruble ?!
So let's drink to the fact that in the new year we sometimes wonder: do we need an extra ruble?
What do you wish to all those sitting at this table? All the girls to get married, and the guys - to find brides! And further. You probably know the New Year's wish of Russian cosmonauts: to eat and drink, to want and be able! So that next year there will be someone and where! For this wish, in my opinion, it is worth a drink!

I wish all those gathered here that in the new year there will be love, worries, and doubts in your life, so that it never occurs to you that you have missed something in this life.

The writer Arkady Vainer said that he likes to celebrate the New Year in the country, in the circle of relatives and friends:
- It's a thousand times better than social gatherings, - he assures, - which lasts all year anyway. And it’s quiet in the dacha, except for electric trains and shots from neighboring Lyubertsy, nothing usually bothers us. In my opinion, today we have climbed into such a place that we won’t even hear the shots! Let's relax, enjoy the silence and calmly await the arrival of the new year!

A man lived in the world. He had a house and he had a job. He had a wife and had children. He had everything, but it wasn't enough for him. Then he went to the wise man for advice:
- Wise man, help me! I have everything, but I want something else.
- Then go to the dense forest, - the sage advised, - find the highest spruce there. A chest is buried under it. Open it and you will find what you are looking for.
The man went to the dense forest. I found the tallest spruce there. I dug everything around under it, but I found the chest! Got him out of the ground. And then this giant spruce collapsed on him, crushed him to the ground, and one branch stuck right in the ass! So let's drink to the fact that in the new year we are not looking for adventures on our fifth point!

Excited walkers came to Lenin:
- Vladimir Ilyich, trouble! There are no products at all. We are already eating hay and straw!
- And keep eating!
- So we'll start mooing soon!
- No, don't start. Nadezhda Konstantinovna and I regularly eat chickens, but this did not make us cackle!
It is not dangerous to eat beef or pork, caviar or exotic fruits - we will not turn into animals anyway! So let's drink to the fact that in the new year we have everything on the table in abundance!

“Each of us represents half of humanity, which is always looking for the other,” said the ancient Greek sage Aristophanes. We live in the hope of a happy meeting. I wish everyone who has not yet met their other half, be sure to find it in the new year!

Mother asks adult daughter:
- And what do you expect from the new year?
- I don't really know either. I want something: either seeds, or marriage.
Let's drink to the fact that in the new year everyone has everything, including seeds!

New Year is the brightest, most beautiful and cheerful holiday. A green elegant Christmas tree with multi-colored toys, sparkling and shiny, splashes of champagne, general revival and joy. We wish everyone the same life in the new year - colorful and sparkling, promising and generous, like the New Year holiday itself.

New Year is not a luxury, but a means of transportation in time! So let's drink to his perpetual motion machine!

One wise man said: “The most amazing thing about a person is that he often grieves over the lost state, and that his life is passing, he is not upset.” Let's drink so that every day of the new year passes brightly and with benefit.

There is an ancient statue called Opportunity. It depicts a man standing on tiptoe, which symbolizes the brevity of a moment of opportunity. He has wings on his feet, which means that a person can take off using the opportunity. He has long hair - a symbol of the good gained through an opportunity, and a bald head on the back of his head - a symbol of loss when an opportunity is lost. Opportunities come and go. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year we do not miss our opportunities!