Cool birthday pranks. Comic lottery. Holiday ideas
Description:
You may ask, why organize giveaways at all? And we will answer - pranks give a lot of impressions, thrills and positivity, both to the organizer of the joke and to the person who finds himself in the very center of the comic events!
You can prank a colleague, a friend, an entire team, or even your boss. And a cool birthday prank will generally be the brightest and most unforgettable gift of all!
Prank scenarios can be very different, you can make any of your fantasies come true - once you start, you will have a lot of fun ideas. We offer several options on how to prank your loved ones, friends or loved one.
How to implement:
1)
The idea of pranking a colleague or boss on his birthday is “Pest Control”.
Several people in chemical protective suits come into your work office and report that it is necessary to examine this room for the presence of a very dangerous bacteria (mite or virus). Specialists take samples from the walls and furniture in the office with cotton swabs, and package it all up. All participants play along with the joke - some, having already heard about this bacteria in the news, others say that after contact with this microbe it is practically impossible to save. Next, specialists take saliva samples from all employees (for this you need to purchase jars or flasks). Then preparations for the initial sanitary treatment begin, but first the boss (if we are playing him) is given an invoice for the work done to sign, and it is specified that it must be paid within 2-3 days. At this moment, employees enter the office along with exterminators and bring in champagne to prevent the body. We give the participant a certificate confirming the absence of those same germs, excellent health and a great sense of humor!
2)
Birthday prank idea for a man “Help me!”
You are celebrating in a cafe or restaurant, a guy and a girl are sitting at the next table from your company (the people should be strangers to the person being played). The young man loudly persuades his companion to go with him, says toasts and waves his arms. It is clear from the girl that she is worried. Everything that happens between a young couple should be visible at your table. After some time, the guy gets distracted, and the girl, through the waiter, gives the birthday boy a message asking him to help her. At the festive table everyone begins to discuss what is happening. After a short period of time, she passes a second note: “I’m very afraid!”, and then another one asking if she can move to the birthday boy’s table. When the young man leaves to talk on the phone, the girl, without wasting any time, runs up to the next table and asks to move to you in order to get rid of the guy, since she is afraid of him and they have known each other for only one day. Then he makes a request to the person being played: “Tell the young man that you are my uncle and that I will not go anywhere with him!” When her companion returns, he immediately comes to your holiday table and finds out the situation, and then reports that in fact he is not interested in the girl, but is interested in the birthday boy. He takes a glass from his table, takes a short pause (everyone will be confused!) and finally makes a congratulatory toast, gives a gift and tells whose joke it was.
3)
Option to draw on your wedding day.
After all the official events, the young couple arrive at the restaurant, where the administrator meets them and, apologizing repeatedly, explains that some time ago a water supply structure burst right above the festive hall. The workers worked all morning, but they failed to bring the hall into proper shape! But knowing the significance of their event, the administration of the establishment took care of solving the problem and the newlyweds, along with their guests, are already waiting in a wonderful place, where it’s just a short drive. Everyone gets on the bus offered to them and heads to an alley or public garden (the main thing is that it is really located nearby!) There, the newlyweds are already waiting for a tent, under which a table is set with light snacks, and in addition, you, the organizer of the draw, are waiting for them. You make a celebratory toast and give a gift, and then report that the problem with the restaurant has already been resolved. Everyone returns by bus to the festive hall, where the tables are already set.
4)
Prank for friends. “Vacate the premises!”
So, you and a large group of friends are heading to a holiday home for the weekend. You are having a pleasant evening, having dinner at a restaurant, and then the administrator approaches the person you are pranking, he feels extremely awkward and explains the unpleasant news: “A famous person is coming to the holiday home. This person always stays in your room. Unfortunately, we cannot refuse such an important client!” and then reports that there are no other available rooms now, but in the future they will be happy to see the “victim” of the prank in their holiday home at any time. Next, the administrator’s phone rings and he reports that the celebrity is already in the room and is extremely unhappy that there are other people’s things in the room. At this moment, everyone gets up and runs to the room where the star is already located (for authenticity, you can contact the make-up artist), but you can do without the celebrity - then the organizer of the draw can wait in the room and open the door with the words: “The main star of tonight is You!" and invite everyone to a beautifully set table.
5)
An idea for a prank that turns into a birthday celebration.
A colleague calls the birthday boy and says that he urgently needs to come to a meeting with a very important person who may become a sponsor of a big project for your company, promising that the negotiations will take only 15-20 minutes. Afterwards, the colleague informs you of the meeting place (the restaurant you have chosen for the celebration). And so, at the specified time, the person being played comes to the meeting place, when it turns out that he will have to meet with the sponsor alone. The “sponsor” approaches him (be sure to describe to the birthday boy in conversation what this person will look like), silently nods and gestures to invite him to sit at the table. Our task is for the birthday person to understand that his interlocutor is deaf and mute; for greater effect, you can invite an “interpreter”, but you can limit yourself to a written form of negotiations. Suddenly, the sponsor takes out a briefcase full of money and gives it to our victim of the prank, then takes out the second one and hands over a note: “Is this enough?” The birthday boy should be shocked by so much money, and doubtful whether the project they are discussing is the one his company is organizing? We take a short pause, and then turn on the music loudly, and the sponsor suddenly begins to dance and congratulate our birthday boy, at this moment all the participants in the drawing come out of their hiding places and give gifts, escorting the person being drawn to the already set festive table.
Children love various funny ideas, tricks and pranks, so games with elements of humor are very successful in children's groups. Children like to enjoy themselves and amuse their friends and loved ones, and adults should encourage this desire, because children’s participation in funny competitions and funny pranks develops a sense of humor, helps them to relax and teaches them how to get out of difficult situations with brilliance.
Proposed games - pranks and humorousEuropean competitions for children will decorate a children's party and will be useful for organizing leisure time in holiday camps or at school events (idea of the selection by T. Obraztsova).
1. Prank - a trick with photographs.
Prepare two strings with very small magnets. Tie one around a photo that you mix with other photos. Announce to the guests that you will now show a photo trick, that is, using the simplest string, pull out of the box one special photo that has a “very creepy story” associated with it (“come up with a very creepy story” in advance).
By throwing the string into the box, you will attract the photo with a magnet. Moreover, everything will look as if the rope itself wrapped the photo and tied itself into a knot. Having taken out the photo, “finish off” the guests with your amazing story. Put it in the box
2. Raffle for guests "Young Palmist"
This prank will delight the guests gathered in your home and will certainly bring pleasure to the performer - your son or daughter. The point is to tell the child something about each of the guests in advance, and then, with an air of significance, announce that your child is making great strides in palmistry. Let the young palmist behave mysteriously, use his artistic abilities, prepare a little to use different terms about the life line, Mount of Venus, etc., and give out the information received from you.
Such fun is especially useful if it gives children the opportunity to have fun, participate in an entertainment program and bring benefits.
3. A fun team game for children, “Bullseye!”
Two teams of 10 - 15 people line up. They are given one apple, which must be passed from the first player to the last, holding the fruit between the chin and chest. The one who drops the apple is out of the game. The team earns as many points as there are players left in the line.
Then the participants must eat this apple: they again pass it to each other, biting off a piece. Whoever ate it faster gets 5 points. Then we add up the points for the two competitions and identify the winner.
4. Humorous competition "Torture with balloons"
To organize a relay race you need to recruit 2 - 3 teams of three people.
First stage competition: a balloon, filled with half a glass of water when inflated, must be carried on the head to the intended goal. If the ball falls, then it is picked up and continues to move.
Second phase: Holding the ball between their knees, players must jump to the finish line.
If the ball bursts, the team receives a penalty point.
Third stage: We place the ball on the badminton racket and proceed to the finish line.
Fourth: holding the ball in the air, you need to reach the goal with it.
Points in this team humor competition
are counted for each ball brought to the finish line intact.
5. Surprise for friends “Miracles of telepathy”
This pre-prepared surprise for friends may be unraveled, but it will add excitement and variety to the holiday fun. To organize this prank, it is not at all necessary to have telepathic abilities, but a good memory will not hurt at all.
The bottom line is this: before guests arrive in the premises (others - not where the feast will take place), it is necessary to hide pieces of paper with numbers from 1-25 in advance, all in different places that will not be visible (under a flower pot, under a microwave, etc.) .p.) and remember (!) where which number is located.
Then, at one point during the holiday, the owner announces that he has telepathic abilities and offers to guess the number conceived by someone, asks to write it down on a piece of paper, he himself comes out and pretends that he has just done this and says, the note with the conceived number is there -That. Guests compare what was written and what they found...and admire, several times.
6. Draw "Wishes Fulfilled"
This draw is suitable for any company, you just need to agree with someone in advance. This person must knock on your door at the appointed time and deliver your “order.” You can order any treat: cake, champagne, ice cream. The task of the one who is playing is literally 5 minutes. before the “order” arrives, start a conversation with the guests about how he wants something tasty, and argue with those present that with the power of thought he will now “create a miracle.” You can play out a small telepathic session. This is where the person with the order should appear.
7. Fun prank "Congratulations!"
A cool prank for a group of teenagers. You need to choose one of your friends who you will make “birthday boy”. On the morning of the weekend, all the “conspirators” take turns calling the “birthday boy” and congratulating him on his birthday. And so on all day. Despite the fact that the victim of the prank will deny and say that his name day is only in six months, the conspirators gather in the evening, buy cake, wine and flowers and go to visit the “birthday boy”. What a reason to have a great weekend evening!
8. "Fountain on a hot day"
This prank is especially appropriate as a small one. Buy a bottle of soda, shake it well, and offer anyone in your group a nice refreshing drink. When your friend starts to unscrew the cork, it is better to move away from him - a fountain of sparkling water will spill out of the bottle. If you consider it necessary, then run away from your friend!
9. Joke at the party “You ruined my jacket!”
For this prank you will need a spool of thread. It should be placed in the pocket of your friend’s jacket, coat or cardigan. Moreover, the tip of the thread must hang outside. The person wearing the jacket will either see the thread himself or you will pay attention to it. When you try to remove a thread from clothing, a rather comical situation will result.
10. "The Coolest"
For this joke you will need a wooden egg, which will be perfectly similar to the real one, and an ordinary hard-boiled one. Invite one of the guests to crush a wooden egg in the palm of one hand. He, of course, cannot do this. Then, cleverly replacing the wooden egg with a real one, perform the same trick. Your egg will certainly burst. So you can proclaim yourself the strongest strongman, or rather “the coolest”
11. Competition "Pinch - flake!"
First, the host selects two participants, blindfolds them, and asks the guests to help him and attach as many clothespins to the players as possible in the most unexpected places. Second stage: now the players must blindly remove the clothespins from each other. Time - 2 min. whoever has more wins.
12. "Crazy Barbers"
Dial 5 - 6 pairs: boy-girl and announce a hairdressing competition. It is better to choose girls with long hair, they will be “clients”. We blindfold the girls. We give the guys colored and shiny varnishes, various hair ties and hairpins. We time it for 5 minutes. There are no limits to the flight of fancy of “crazy barbers”. The winner is the one who finishes in 5 minutes. will create the most stunning hairstyle.
13. "Super Makeup Artist"
The principle of the game is the same as in “Crazy Barbers,” only here, instead of blindfolds, there will be a complete absence of a mirror and instead of hairdressing, there will be a chance to be known as the best makeup artist of the season. Each participant is given a set of cosmetics, which he applies to himself without looking. We also evaluate the winner based on the extravagance of their makeup.
14. "Let's claim the record!"
The Guinness Book of Records contains many of the most “stupid” achievements, so why not fool around and add to this collection? (Just remember the safety rules)
We are recruiting 2 teams of 10 people. The game takes place in three rounds. First, the teams are given a dish of pasta. They are allowed to be eaten without using hands. The presenter records the time during which the people consumed the first dish, and we move on to the second. In this case, the number of players is halved. This time we serve watermelons or melons, cut into large slices. Here, too, the time of “dealing with” the product is recorded.
For dessert - three large bottles of soda. There are also three players. How long will it take them to drink one and a half liters of water? We record the time. Then we summarize: the team that (based on the total time) of the three competitions ate faster receives a prize - a big cake.
15. "Gourmets"
You will need “exotic” products: boiled turnips, diet bread, drinking whey, any greens.
Five players should not see what is on the table - we blindfold them. Their task is to name the foods in the ears of the presenter’s five assistants in three bites. The answers are recorded and announced afterwards. Whichever player guessed the most products is a good job.
16. "Cool Cooks"
21. Raffle "How to play cuckaramboo?"
No more than 20 people sit in a circle. 
Host: “Do you know how to play kukaryamba?” The player, of course, responds. Which is not. Then asks the same question to the next one. So it all comes back to the host: “I also don’t know how to play kukaryamba. Then why are you all sitting here?” - and pushes his neighbor in the side.
22. "Ambiguous Statement"
We are recruiting boy-girl pairs. We tie them back to back and give them a variety of tasks: dance the gypsy, wash the dishes, cut onions, and so on.
23. "Crocodile" with forgery"
Here the player needs to depict for his team the item that is indicated on the paper. But the players agree in advance that they cannot understand what is being portrayed to them.
24. "School of Scarecrows"
We line up the participants in a circle and ask them to: spread their feet shoulder-width apart, raise their arms up, and make the scariest face they can. And now, swaying like trees during a hurricane, pronounce various sounds in a scary voice, as if you are scaring someone. Congratulations! You have successfully passed the certification at Scarecrow School!
25. "Babok-Ezhek Competition"
We recruit 2 teams and give each a broom or broom. Then we arrange tests for the players: overcome an obstacle course, take each team member to the finish line, dance tango on a broom, etc. Such a competition is especially good for a thematic game program, for example, dedicated to folk tales.
26. "Fun Relay Race"
Two teams are needed.
We organize a whole range of competitions for them:
1 carry a full glass of water to the finish line;
2. We carry a head of cabbage on our heads;
5. one holds the player by the legs, and he hurries to the finish line on his hands;
6. two players carry a third player in their clasped hands to the finish line;
7. jumping in bags;
8. clasp hands back to back;
9. tie your legs to your legs and go to the finish line;
10. We blindfold ourselves and look for the finish line.
27. "Wall Walking"
There are as many people playing as can fit against the wall. We stand facing the wall and place our palms on it. The presenter asks various funny questions. With each correct answer, the player “steps” with his palm up. The funniest thing begins when everyone’s hands are raised to the limit, and the presenter keeps asking and asking his questions. 
28. "Luntiki"
Let's form a circle. The presenter gets down on all fours and crawls inside the circle saying: “Be-be-be! I am Luntik number one! Which of the players laughed and took the same pose, only calling himself “Luntik number two (three, four, etc.)”
29. "Istanbul Donkey"
We remove five players. Everyone else stands in a circle. They should shout as loudly as possible: “I am the Istanbul donkey!” The presenter chooses the one who turns out to be vocal in his place. Yes - several times. Then we let in the first removed player. We do the same with him, and when he understands that he needs to scream louder than everyone else, we launch the third one. But the players must immediately be warned that when the second deleted one appears, everyone needs to be silent, then only one will call himself an ass, i.e. the first participant removed.
We repeat this trick with all other players who are waiting for their turn.
30. "Who do you look like?"
The presenter comes out, and the players make a wish for someone present. Then the presenter asks questions like “what tree is this person like?” or “what animal?”
It turns out very funny if the presenter himself makes a mystery. If he manages to guess, then the hidden person is revealed. If not, then it all starts again.
31. "Strange Animal"
The presenter's task is to make a wish and show the animal using pantomime. But the players agree in advance that under no circumstances will they name the correct answer, even if they guess. So the game with the poor leader continues until he realizes what is happening.
32. "Complicated Relationships"
What is a real holiday? Is it just good company, delicious food, games, competitions and gifts? In order for the celebration to be remembered by everyone, and especially by the hero, it is necessary to organize a prank. And for it to be successful, everything must be well organized.
Quest on the street
If you have time to prepare a large-scale prank for a birthday, then it is best to organize a quest. It can be limited to a yard and the surrounding area, a district or microdistrict, and even the entire city. How many tasks it will contain depends on the scale of this entertainment and on the imagination of those who prepare it. Optimally - from 3 to 6, so that it is interesting, but the birthday person is not tired.
The birthday boy will assume that friends are waiting for him at the specified address. But a cool birthday prank is called that because it must have an unexpected ending. In that place there should be a dilapidated or simply abandoned building, as well as a group of people unfamiliar to him in police uniforms, who will put him in a car and take him... home, where guests have already gathered. Of course, such an ending is only suitable for a person with strong nerves, because not everyone can get into a car with strangers.
Home draws
In fact, all home pranks come down to giving the birthday boy a gift. Since they are carried out in a city apartment, they can be considered relatively safe.
Radio congratulations are also often used for home pranks. Or they hire a courier who will deliver a package from the idol of the person for whom it is intended. Also, the “star” can “call” (today many holiday agencies offer the service of parodists) and congratulate.
In a cafe and restaurant
It’s great if a company organizes a raffle for a friend’s birthday in a cafe where the holiday is celebrated. Such a surprise will be a real surprise, because strangers will be involved in it:
Whatever the pranks, we must remember that they must be kind and not offend anyone. Also, don’t get carried away with extreme jokes, after which the hero of the occasion may get a heart attack.
For children
Children love pranks the most. But, of course, a surprise for a child should be different from adult jokes. As a rule, such surprises are arranged by parents, so you don’t have to wait for guests; you can make your child happy in the morning. How to do it?
- While the baby is sleeping, decorate his room in the style of some fairy tale or cartoon that he loves.
- In the morning, start speaking a foreign language and pretend that the Russian language is completely incomprehensible.
- Place cotton wool in the shoes the child is wearing so that he thinks he has grown up overnight.
- Glue decorative eyes on all the food in the refrigerator and ask your child to get his breakfast in the morning. Let the baby open the refrigerator and see that all the products are “looking” at him.
- You can prank the youngest children by screwing a nozzle onto the faucet that will make the water colored.
If you want to arrange a birthday prank for your child, then it is best to involve the child in the image of the child’s favorite hero. Let him come when all the boy’s or girl’s friends have gathered and give a gift to the birthday boy.
Coming up with a good prank and planning it properly takes more than one day. Therefore, it is better to start preparing for the holiday in advance. Some surprises may require at least a month of preparation.
One of the popular entertainments during the holidays is a comic lottery. Be it a birthday, anniversary or wedding. The toastmaster can hand out lottery tickets to guests at the entrance or immediately before the drawing; at a wedding, lottery tickets can even be sold for a nominal fee. If there are a lot of lots, you can play the lottery throughout the evening, with breaks. Each ticket is assigned a number, starting with the first. The lottery must be a win-win, so prizes are given to all numbers and can be very different and preferably funny. We offer you sample texts for drawing lots of comic lotteries:
1. For your kind eyes, a souvenir - read (Fairy Tales).
2. A thing that does not go out of fashion. (Laces).
3. Here’s a lighter for you, use it, don’t mind. (Matchbox).
4. When you go for a walk, to keep your pants from falling off, you need to have a steel pin with you. (Pin).
5. Who is the happiest among us? Get that basin. (Pelvis).
6. Don’t be angry with us, my friend, the boxes will come in handy. (Matchbox).
7. Let the bride’s smile suddenly touch your eyes, and the good mood will never leave you.
8. Fate took a quitrent from you, for change - a box of matches. (Matches).
9. Accept this (Button) and walk around the world with joy.
10. You will have to live with the work of grief, And forget about the days of the calendar! (Calendar).
11. Household vacuum cleaner. (Broom).
12. You are desperately lucky - you will receive (Sandwich).
13. Your winnings are special. You will read about everything in the world in the newspaper. (Newspaper).
14. Pour this into this glass and drink quietly. (Disposable cup).
15. I hand over your winnings with confidence, use them in your business. (Paper).
16. Whoever receives a can of beer will live happily all year! (Beer).
17. Even the old man Koschey himself swept away the dust from his ears. (Brush).
18. Dear comrade, get (Candy), Just don’t eat it yourself, treat your neighbor.
19. Here is the ticket, so the ticket, don’t rummage through the numbers, Consider that there is no winning - cry and calm down. (Handkerchief).
20. Since you got a chocolate bar, it won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (Chocolate).
21. Extend your hand. Get the onion head. (Onion).
22. You are a tough nut to crack, which means good luck awaits you! (Peanut).
23. Although this cream is inedible, the smell is simply incomparable! (Coconut cream).
24. To avoid eating in the canteen, get a bay leaf. (Bag with bay leaf).
25. If you want to be strong, like a gin, get a vitamin, brother. (Carrot).
26. Don’t drip on your neighbor, and win a napkin. (Napkin).
27. Today you are not the hero of the day, a laurel crown does not shine for you, you better accept from us (a bag of bay leaves).
28. Something will not happen to you, this item will be useful to you. (Condom).
29. So that you can keep your money, we hand you a wallet. (Wallet).
30. We give you a piece of chintz, you can get married again. (Handkerchief).
31. Somehow it’s not even clever, but now for you (Carrot).
32. And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life! Among your friends you have no equal! (Juice packet).
33. Don’t be bored in the evenings - drink aromatic tea (Tea).
34. Soccer ball substitute. (Old tin can).
35. It will help you remember an object from long past childhood years. (Dummy).
36. The lottery is not a scam. Here is a self-assembled tablecloth for you. (Oilcloth).
37. It’s a small thing, but it’s nice. (A handful of small coins).
38. You will receive a rusty nail, I ask you not to be angry, because even the most rusty nail will be useful in the household. (Nail).
39. You won a spoon. Go and eat a little. (Wooden spoon).
40. If suddenly a child starts crying, you must calm him down, beckon him with a rattle and make him shut up. (Beanbag).
41. Portrait of the most beautiful person. (Mirror).
42. This prize was given to you to gnaw on in the evenings. (Nuts, bagels or crackers).
43. Antique hanger. (Nail).
44. Vessel for drinking strong drinks. (Thimble).
45. Comrade, believe, hope and wait, your winnings are ahead.
46. We wanted to win a flashlight. You only got the ball. (Balloon).
47. The yacht came with this ticket, now you can go out into the world. (Paper boat).
48. To shave very cleanly, you will need this tool. (Blade).
49. The tulle was eaten by moths yesterday, it was torn to the point of pain, we give (a package) in return - there is nothing else!
50. Get your toy, close your eyes and dream, if you buy this thing, you will give me a ride on it. (Machine).
51. Get it, hurry up, you have a notebook, write poetry. (Notebook).
52. There is no more practical gain than a garbage bag. (Trash bag).
53. While the boss is “taking the shavings off” from us, calmly brew a mug of tea! (Mug).
54. You don’t have striped pants, but you do have a cigarette. (Cigarettes).
55. Why should you have a wallet? Put your money in a bag. (Plastic bag).
56. A treat for your heart awaits you - a big increase in salary! (Yogurt "Uslada").
57. Nothing is a pity for good people. Get it as soon as possible, comrade, (Jump rope).
58. Imported hair dryer "Roventa" with nozzle. (Comb).
59. You didn’t win a penny, but a real (Ruler).
60. And for dessert we have. There is a pill for you. (Vitamins).
61. We are giving you (a notebook) so you have something to write on.
62. And great love awaits you And kisses all year round! (Set of dish sponges).
63. You are a welcome guest with us. As a gift to you (Valuable nail).
64. For your sweet smile, given to us now, We present you with this (Button), let it make you happy.
65. Having received this gift, think a little, maybe you have forgotten your friends, write a letter to them, baby. (Pen).
66. Come on, dear little friend, have some (Pie).
68. So that the wind doesn’t blow your cap away, here’s a gift for you (Paperclip).
69. This ball will stop children's crying. (Balloon).
70. Straight from the department store (Toilet paper).
71. After a glass, have a snack. This is a very important matter. Here's a paper napkin instead of a sleeve. (Paper napkin).
72. Don’t get sick, be strong, we give you (Pills).
73. Who is so joyful there? As a keepsake for you - (Thermometer)!
74. Everyday matter, as they say, this thing may come in handy. (Cork).
75. You got a flower - a rose, It does not wither from the frost. (Rose).
76. Your winnings are like manna from heaven; you got a piece of bread. (Slice of bread).
77. And this decoration is just a sight for sore eyes. (Beads from paper clips).
78. You don’t need to get excited, mustard will calm you down. (Mustard).
79. Receive your winnings quickly as a gift - (Balloon).
80. You bought an unlucky ticket, show us a 100 ruble fine for diapers.
81. To find out your income, a notebook will come in handy. (Notebook).
82. This thing is necessary for lovers of intimacy. (Candle).
83. Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is? Life will be joyful and bright! (Felt pens).
84. I will not give up (Kefir) for any good in the world.
85. You are extremely lucky: kiss the neighbor on the right!
86. You and your companion will never be lost; you will never come home hungry from any guests. (Spoon).
87. You (Postcard) came across it, that’s how it was supposed to be with us.
88. You would like a piano, but you got a calendar. (Calendar).
89. (Notebook) - this is a small thing, but this is what you wanted.
90. Give this book to your future baby. (Children's book).
91. If there is a first aid kit in the house, then you also need a candle. (Candle).
92. Now you will have to buy a child so that you have someone to suck on the pacifier. (Pacifier).
93. Make a smart face, you won the egg. (Kinder Surprise).
94. Happiness fell into your hands. You got two potatoes. (Two potatoes).
95. There is no more important book than you, only you are the writer in it. (Notebook).
96. To write down where your pay went, this pen will be very useful to you! (Pen).
97. May your life be warmer from the gift of Prometheus. (Candle).
98. Since you are no longer at your desk, cards will come in handy in life. (Card deck).
99. Don’t be sad, don’t grieve, get up and kiss your neighbor. (Kiss the neighbor).
100. Evil lottery fate, The clothespin is only given to you. (Pin).
101. A device for transmitting thoughts at a distance. (Envelope).
102. To save you from suffering, we won hand cream. (Hand cream).
103. Open your mouth wider, you will get a roll of paper. (Toilet paper).
104. To look cool, we give you a limousine. (Children's car).
105. With the dream of a shortage, you will run around the whole city, but you will rarely meet it (Paper napkin).
106. Your winnings are yet to come, but for now, look at others. (Additional number).
107. Success awaits you today, Get your nut. (Walnut).
108. Your winnings are quite rare, you are happy, there is no doubt, you got not three candies, but three pieces of paper from candies.
109. You may have decided to run away, but your lot is to continue your work! (Soap).
110. Eat bananas and coconuts and expect rewards from fate! (Banana).
111. Receive this tube as a gift, so that every tooth shines in the sun! (Paste).
112. Enjoy yourself, my friend, a little - you got (three candies).
113. Happiness fell into your hands, you got a big apple. (Apple).
114. Don’t be bored today, get Indian tea. (A pack of Indian tea).
115. To keep your hair in order, you will need an oven mitt. (Scrunchy).
116. Although your name is not Thekla, But you got beets. (Beet).
118. To prevent your teeth from hurting, brush them at least once a week. (Toothbrush).
119. If you want to be rich, be it. (Wallet).
120. Washing machine "Baby". (Soap in a soap dish).
121. Oh, what a great fellow you are, get a lollipop. (Chupa Chups).
122. We give you toothpaste so that you have teeth. (Toothpaste).
123. You are well-versed in your work and will be held in high esteem by us all year. (Horseshoe).
124. You got this soap to wash your hands cleaner. (Soap).
125. In life you have to hope for the best. Take glue if life doesn’t stick. (Glue).
126. Well done for playing, Get two Ferraris. (Children's cars).
127. Forget for a moment how much this joke costs. Said in advance, dear attention. (Kiss the neighbor).
128. In life, anything happens and it can even happen, if you tarnish your reputation somewhere, (A clothespin) will help dry it.
129. You are the best, you will see that the glass is for you, you will get a hangover. (Glass with vodka).
130. Don’t be sad, dear friend, your souvenir is already here. (Icon).
131. The one who receives this candle will have to travel around the world! (Candle).
132. In order for the jar to be full, you need (a lid).
133. Yes, the lucky ticket is yours, keep it up (Pencil).
134. Pet control product. (Velcro for flies).
135. You will walk around with your hair beautiful, captivating everyone with your thick, fluffy mane. (Shampoo).
136. You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will go great! (Coffee).
137. Even though people say that vodka is poison. We give you a glass of poison as a reward. (A glass of vodka).
138. The turn has reached you, a fresh bar (“Mars”) for you!
139. Whether you need it or not, Here’s lipstick for you (Lipstick)!
140. For an overgrown baby - wonderful (Nipple)!
If you have a large and noisy company for your birthday, then to entertain everyone we offer you interesting and original jokes.
If you miss a cheerful mood and want to have a good time on your birthday - then our funny pranks for you! Why wait until April 1st to make a joke on your friends or co-workers at work, because you can do it on your birthday, you will definitely be forgiven for even the most cruel pranks, because it’s your birthday, which means you’re the king of the party today!
Fun prank "Light Bulb"
For this fun prank you will need two people, preferably a guy and a girl. The two presenters take them to different rooms where the task will be explained to them. They explain to the guy that he will have to take a chair in the room and screw in an imaginary light bulb. But the girl will try to dissuade him in every possible way, and he must convince her that this is necessary. Without words.
The girl is told that her boyfriend is now going to hang himself, and she must protect him from this. Of course, according to the rules - without words.
And they are brought to a room where all the spectators, meanwhile, already know the rules of the game.
Fun card game
2 people work in pairs. You need a table and a deck of cards.
One of the two people volunteers to perform the trick.
The second one works with him incognito (they agree to fool everyone in advance)
The "magician" leaves the room or turns away.
9 cards are laid out on the table - three in a row.
People who are shown the trick choose one of the cards and call the leader.
The presenter's task is to determine which card is selected.
Next, a partner gets involved. To interact with the presenter, he needs some rectangular object - a box of cards, for example, will do.
He, as if by chance, points his finger at a place on the object, thereby schematically determining the position of the card. Next, the presenter, having demonstrated passes over the cards laid out on the table, shows the hidden card.
After which everyone wants to repeat the experience and this continues until you are discovered.
The task is not to laugh at this, otherwise they will immediately burn you and the fun will end.
Funny joke "Gentleman"
We kick the guy out the door and promise that we will invite him to an interesting competition.
Two girls dress up, put on makeup, create an atmosphere of the nineteenth century, you can put a bottle of wine on the table. In the meantime, we are building a bench - from stools, with a tightly stretched blanket. We seat the girls at the edges of this “bench”.
We invite the guy into the room and explain to him that he will have to seem like a real gentleman. We immerse him in the atmosphere of the nineteenth century. There are two girls sitting on the bench, he will now have to immediately determine which one he likes better, and show her his sympathy in such a way as not to offend the second one, and in order for him to decide how to do this, we give him twenty seconds to think.
90% that the guy will first just sit between two girls and... plop down on the floor!
The joke is that in this imaginary bench there is no stool in the middle, and the tightly stretched blanket creates the illusion of a solid surface. In a slightly more cruel version of this prank, you can put a basin of water under an imaginary bench ;-)
Raffle "Cobweb"
The drawing is held when enough people are sleeping in the room, and they are sleeping soundly. An ordinary thread is used to tie the thumb of one person, the foot of another, the hand of a third, the elbow of the first, etc.
Those who wake up remain silent and help those who bind.
Fun prank "Tomato"
First, an exciting game is played: a small denomination bill is placed on a table or stool between two players, and at the signal from the leader, it must be slapped on top first. To stir up the excitement, you can even give it to the winner, and take the next bet from the loser. Further, the rules become more complicated, the players are blindfolded.
And when everything is ready, the presenter exchanges the bill for a tomato before the signal! Both hit him at the same time, the audience rejoices.
Cruel prank with bananas
Let's prank the girls. We announce to them that now there will be a competition to see who can eat the banana the fastest, the girls are blindfolded to make it more difficult. Once they are blindfolded, a condom is placed on each of the bananas! We bring the girls down and let them take hold of the very beginning of the banana, where we leave the skin.
On the start command they must begin; In theory, the prank should be accepted normally :)
Champagne raffle
A man begins to uncork a bottle of champagne and at that moment starts an argument: “I bet I can drink 30 grams of champagne from this bottle now?” People around you begin to be perplexed, wonder how this is possible, and agree to argue. Then he turns the bottle over and pours it from another bottle into its concave bottom and takes a sip. If you are scrupulous with numbers, measure in advance how much it is :)
"Hidden Camera" Competition
Agree with the owner of the apartment and film the toilet in advance by standing on a chair and raising the camera higher. Well, sort of like a hidden camera. It is important that the image does not shake. When someone goes to the toilet during the party, quickly instruct the company and turn on the recording. Upon returning, the victim will see on the TV screen an image of the toilet where he had just been, and the whole company is rolling with laughter.
Naturally, the victim’s first thought will be that “everyone saw everything”...
Competition "Pharaoh"
A blindfolded man is brought into the room and his hands begin to be moved over the lying “Pharaoh” from bottom to top (the role of “Pharaoh” is played by one of the dedicated participants. The rest of the “victims” are waiting outside the door). Mournful music and words sound: “This is the pharaoh, here are his legs, this is the pharaoh, here are his hips, this is the pharaoh, here is his stomach, ..., here is his head, this is the pharaoh, here are his brains!” With these words, the victim’s hands are immersed in a pan with boiled cold pasta (horns, shells, etc.) mixed with ketchup.
P.S. Everyone screams, even the guys.
How to earn money for a glass of beer by arguing
Of course, you need to choose the appropriate moments and company.
I bet you can't step over the pencil.
I'll put it on the floor and you won't step over it!!!
How to win an argument? Place the pencil on the floor flat against the wall.
“I bet you won’t budge me, even if we stand on the same newspaper opposite each other.”
Solution: the newspaper is placed on the threshold of the door so that when you close the door, you find yourself on the side where the door does NOT open. Try it, you'll definitely win a glass of beer!
- You bet I can jump higher than the refrigerator?
Solution: You jump 10 cm and say that you jumped higher, since the refrigerator cannot jump at all.
