Congratulations on 50 years to a man are comic. A collection of funny scenes for the men's anniversary. Competition for the anniversary of the man "Who is louder?"

Bright, joyful half a century
You had to live.
real person
You always tried to be

Congratulations on your anniversary!
Don't get lost in the bustle!
I wish you from the bottom of my heart
Always be on top!

Left behind your back
Fifty wonderful years.
Accelerated, slowed down
And now their trail is gone.

Increasing every day
Life experience for everyone
Remain respected -
For family and colleagues.

We wish you good luck.
Yes, so as not to grow old in soul.
Happy birthday!
Know that we are always with you.

It's not the time to sum up
You're only fifty
Half a century - it seems like a lot,
But more is waiting for you!

So we wish you many years
In which there is no boredom, no despondency,
Good health and strength,
On the heart to wear warmly.

In life - tail luck
Let him jump everywhere with you,
Let happiness be in love -
You will always be right!

Foaming champagne in a glass
We congratulate you on your anniversary!
50 is not old for a man.

Great plans come true
Well, fleeting sorrows
You were visited as little as possible.
Have fun, enjoy, love

More likely to knock on your life ....

You are fifty today.
And wish you a lot of happiness
And youthful days of prolongation.
And the look sparkles and intoxicates.
And heal from ailments.

Cool congratulations on the anniversary of 50 years to a man

Half a century is age!
What is there to talk about
We wish just
In harmony, happiness, live.

Let the children be around
And a million friends
To have someone to celebrate
Centennial Anniversary!

More than fifty dollars, only a hundred. But the point is
What a hundred - in the fog, and fifty dollars - here it is.
Your anniversary of such rounded shapes,
As processed on a lathe.
And round, known to all for a long time,
Like a wheel: with it the force of friction
Small and does not interfere with movement
In any direction. And they are full.
Choose the one that leads to success
Leads a man in the prime of life
And we wish that before victories
You arrived with minimal friction!

Half glass. Let's not argue:
Who sees this subject.
Fifty for dinner
Healthier than a hundred at lunch.
I hear your cheerful voice
Like ten years ago.
Just a little lighter hair.
Just a little sadder eyes.
Happy Anniversary
Measured in centuries!
You were never "it"
Truth wand holding in his hands.
So live like a cat in sour cream
Coaching youth.
Let there be money in your pocket.
You'll still go far.

50 is the time for smiles

50 is the error time
For which there is no punishment.
50 are songs and thoughts,
50 is the sea and rocks,
50 is a search for meaning
50 is still not enough.

You are fifty. Let the anniversary
Open new pages!
May happiness every hour and day
Circling over you Blue bird!

May a favorable fate
Will give joyful meetings,
Friends cheerful crowd,
Dispel let the rainy evening!

I wish you a lot of joy, good
On your 50th birthday!
Let the heart not be disturbed by the cold,
So that happiness helps you warm up!
Let there be only a joyful song in the soul,
So that chickens do not peck money directly!
You are real, wise, to be honest ...
Friends always let everything carry you!

Congratulations to the hero of the day!
You are already fifty.
Let the guitar take the chord
And sings in your soul.
May there always be only happiness
Money, joy, faith, laughter.
Let it not be divided into parts
Neither health nor success.
Let the years not be powerful
Never over you.
All events are great.
The heart is always young!

Foaming champagne in a glass
We congratulate you on your anniversary!
50 is not old for a man.
You are cheerful, slim and full of strength.
We wish all dreams come true
Great plans come true
Well, fleeting sorrows
You were visited as little as possible.
Have fun, enjoy, love
And live to a hundred, at least.
May good luck be a big blue bird
Your life will soon be knocked on the door.

You are already fifty, and you are handsome,
Smarter than many young people!
Congratulations on your anniversary
And the curls are not visible then gray.
Man you are in your prime
Mind, strength, heart and soul.
Let grandchildren please, and children.
Get old, our knight, do not rush.

Half a century? solid date,
It should be noted well
To be remembered with a smile once,
What a fabulous holiday.
I wish you health and strength,
Peace of mind, happiness, warmth,
To carry more women in their arms,
Life to be both warm and bright!

Congratulate a man on his 50th birthday is cool

You are fifty today.
We hasten to congratulate you on your birthday.
And wish you a lot of happiness
And youthful days of prolongation.
Let gray hair give solidity
And the look sparkles and intoxicates.
Let health add strength
And heal from ailments.

We were told that you are 50!
It's all true, but you can't tell!
Eyes glow and burn with fire
And the heart loves and beats
As in youth, even stronger!
Health faithful and strong always!
And everything else will be applied, not the main thing!
After all, 50 is still such a trifle
And life is so smooth and glorious!

50 is the time for smiles
Not crying and not laughing with tears.
50 is the error time
For which there is no punishment.
50 is the sea and rocks,
50 are songs and thoughts,
50 is a search for meaning
50 is still not enough.

You won't believe, you are an excellent student,
Ten times you "5".
To this round date of personal
We would like to wish
The most joyful events
The kindest news
Most festive arrivals
Expected guests.
Be stronger and more fun
Do not mope and do not get sick.
And on the hundredth anniversary
In the same way, collect everyone.

Anniversary. You are fifty today.
Let your eyes shine with kind light.
Be healthy and always be happy
And let sadness never touch.
Only wisdom let the years bring you
And luck will always be your companion.
Do not get sick and do not grow old - we need you.
And may you not be subject to years.
"Fifty already" - let someone say.
"The gray hair is already silvering the curls."
So what, they want - let them speak.
And let your eyes burn with joy.
Do not be sad, do not grow old, do not lose heart.
And with friends, more often than not be alone.
happy anniversary, be healthy
Let there be happiness and love in life.

To spice up this holiday,
We decided to congratulate you in verse,
Half a century, an anniversary is quite a bit,
After all, your main road is still ahead.
You and I have known each other for half a lifetime,
We clearly realize how lucky we are with you,
That we have such a wonderful friend,
Innovator, merry fellow, helper and inventor.

Tell me, birthday boy, it's not without reason,
Today these congratulations, toasts, fanfares,
In your honor, dear hero of the day, sound?
You today, not more, not less - fifty!
"Poltosik" is a very bright and significant date,
And you, in your life, have already achieved great results.
And now any height is on your shoulder,
You will not be stopped by competition, obstacles, barking.

My favorite hero of the day, my dearest,
Fifty years is such a wonderful age,
All doors and paths are open before you,
You can already choose where you go.
If you want, you can wave to the resort,
Just darling, don't forget to take me with you!
To be always beautiful and healthy,
Just as caring, gentle and funny.

Behind your shoulders are now left,
Fifty beautiful, bright, long years.
They either accelerated, then they stopped, then they slowed down,
And now at all - their trace has caught a cold.
But you, hero of the day, multiply every day,
Experience life for yourself and for all of us,
And at the same time always remain loved and respected,
For family, children, friends and colleagues!

I want to wish you luck and kindness,
On your fiftieth birthday,
May the cold never disturb the soul,
So that happiness helps you always warm up.
Let the song always sound inside joy,
And so that the money was "hens do not peck",
Stay the same wise, sympathetic, honest,
May there be peace and comfort in the family.

You are the coolest age for a man
Today is the anniversary - turned fifty,
And there is no reason for grief and anxiety,
Women still blushing about you.
But I think it's definitely worth it.
Fifty years, or even seventy years to live,
So that girls, those that are half as young,
Head all the same as before circling!

Today, my friend, you are already fifty,
Well, you can’t tell by sight - like twenty,
And if the gray hair on the temples is still removed,
That will be all seventeen at all!
You are young and free in your soul
And from the outside, a slender and prominent man,
Cheerful, experienced, beautiful, wise,
Although a little shy and secretive.

Today the hero of the day celebrates his fifty dollars,
Shining with freshness, vivacity and beauty,
Today is not an easy birthday for him,
And the anniversary, as they say, is golden!
That fifty is absolutely impossible to believe,
All this brilliance and heat in your playful eyes,
It's easy for you to sing and dance for us,
Or maybe they messed up sometime in passports?

What is 50 years old? Not a year
When eyes burn with fire
If the soul is still a horseman,
When things are in full swing in your hands!
And there is no doubt:
Half a century for a man is a color!
And let the head turn gray
This is such nonsense!
When all the same slender growth,
And a strong heroic torso,
And a sharp hawk's eye -
All this is with you, all with you!
We wish that up to a hundred years
Your portrait has not changed!

I wish you love, fall in love,
Get married, have sex.
Then be fruitful, multiply,
And also have sex.
Give yourself up to work with passion,
And then have sex.
Enjoy the blessings of life
And have sex zealously.
All that I dreamed about, wait,
And still have sex.
And don't give up when you get older! -
Getting old, but having sex!...
It's time to wrap up:
Invited to have sex.

You are our happiness today -
In these anniversary days -
More fun, wiser and more beautiful
You are the only one in the world.
And, a short summary
(After all, envious people hang!):
You have become younger than all of us
At fifty years old!
Even your gray hair paints you ...
For gray hair today we drink to the bottom!

Congratulations on the anniversary of 50 years:

Leading : We called all the guests
On this anniversary day.
The hero of the day was looked after
Well dressed!
And decided at this hour
Ask you about it.
Should know both small and old,
Who is the birthday today? (Name.)
Who is ironed, clean-shaven,
Has a presidential look? (Name.)
Who is charming, elegant,
Who is a hunter, an avid fisherman? (Name.)
Of course, you all recognized the hero of the day,
But you haven't mentioned his age yet. (50 years.)
Very long road
Walk five dozen.
And today, let's say strictly,
It needs to be washed.
Our dear hero of the day!
We are happy to raise our glasses to you!
Be always healthy
And be glorious in addition!
And we say this to you, loving,
Let everything be in life:
Health and good luck!
(Toast.)

The game "Glorify the hero of the day"

Leading: Dear guests!
Pay attention to wine:
"Slavutich", "Slavyanka" - his name.
We gave names in honor of the hero of the day,
We kept him in the cellars for half a century.
When Vyacheslav was born
The wine was in the cellars
Since then, the fortress has been gaining,
The baby was not far behind.
And to find out if it came,
We will try wine with the hero of the day.
This bottle of wine
We send it back and forth.
On whom the music is silent,
He pours a glass
Tells his toast to the guests
The hero of the day praises us.

A game. Toast.

Leading: And now I propose to conduct an experiment. Here is a bottle of wine in front of you, half already drunk. I will start one phrase, and you have to finish it ...
I start: the bottle is half...
Just one word left to say...
Full? Right…
Empty? Also correct.
But the word "full" was said by an optimist, and the word "empty" by a pessimist. Here it is also at a certain age: our hero of the day turned 50 today. In this phrase, between the word “fulfilled” and the number “50”, you can put a short word “already” or two short words “just yet”. Let's ask the hero of the day himself what he will insert before his age. So, today I turned… “Just yet?” So you are an optimist.
Host: Let's drink to the optimism of the hero of the day! If he is only 50, then there will be all 100! For healthy domestic optimism!
(Toast.)

Blitz survey "Constellation Pisces"

Leading: For those years that the hero of the day lived in the world,
A house has been built, a bush has been planted, and children are growing.
What else has he done in his life?
What fate he built
Everyone can find out today
With a question, taking a star.

The constellation Pisces is laid out on a wall of stars. Every star has a question. Guests choose a star and answer questions.

Questions:
1. When and under what circumstances did you meet the hero of the day?
2. What do you like most about the hero of the day?
3. What tree can be compared to the hero of the day and why?
4. Why would you award the order to the hero of the day?
5. What great joyful events do you know from the life of the hero of the day?
6. Try to guess the dream of the hero of the day.
7. What question have you always wanted to ask the hero of the day?
8. Tell an interesting incident that happened to you and the hero of the day.
9. How many times did the hero of the day change his place of residence?
10. How many years does the hero of the day bear the honorary title of "grandfather"?
11. Confess your love to the hero of the day using modern jargon.

Birthday test for flexibility and strength

Leading: Thank you guests for your replies!
We are talking about the fact that half a century has already passed,
Just some half a person's life.
What is age?
Right, nonsense.
The soul of the hero of the day will be forever young.
But a man at 50 always passes the exam:
There is a test of strength, and most importantly - the mind.
Now we will see what our hero of the day is glorious for,
We give him every chance.
We invite the hero of the day to answer a few questions.

Questions:
1. The birthday boy is given, and people use it more often than he does. What is this? (His name.)
2. Can a birthday last two days in a row? (No, it's night between them.)
3. What will the birthday girl do after living 50 years? (Live 51st.)
4. What kind of fabric cannot be used to sew a costume for a birthday man? (From the railway)
5. Why, when the birthday boy wants to sleep after the holiday, will he go to bed? (By gender.)
6. When is the birthday boy in the headless room? (When he stuck his head out the window)
7. When is the easiest time for a cat to get to the festive table? (When the door is open.)

Leading: Flexibility of mind you just showed
But he promised to brag about his strength.

They put boxing gloves on the hero of the day.
Task: write with a marker in boxing gloves the phrase: “Today I am the hero of the day.” (Completing a task.)

Leading: You are the hero of the day today
Showed a natural gift.
But not only on the anniversary
You surprise your guests.
Everyone knows you well
You are almost native to them,
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart,
Sending you a big hello.
Leading: I invite all guests to congratulate the hero of the day as follows. First we need to split into two teams: the right half of the table and the left. Each team is given chocolate. At my signal, we pass the chocolate along the chain, moreover, holding it without the help of hands and biting off so that the last one also gets it. As soon as the last one copes with the chocolate bar, the team shouts in unison: “Congratulations to the hero of the day!”.

Congratulations game.

Leading: Dear birthday boy!
Life is not so complicated
If you're not alone
Your first friend is your wife
We will give her the floor.
(Congratulations to the wife.)
There is always peace in the soul,
When the children are all with you.
It's time for them to tell.
All words to the hero of the day.
(Congratulations to the children.)
You are for your grandchildren
“Grandfather, “grandfather”, “grandfather”.
There are already three of them
In the anniversary year.
(Congratulations to the grandchildren.)
Every year our whole family grows.
ROD will continue, relatives will increase.
(Congratulations from relatives.)
Anniversary wishes
You accept from friends.
(Congratulations to friends.)
Leading: Let's raise our glasses to the fact that our guests found time and came to us here today for the anniversary!
(Toast.)

Congratulations from the Italians

Leading: Dear guests! Dear hero of the day! Now greet with friendly applause guests from far abroad. The Italians have arrived.

Disguised "guests" enter - an Italian and an interpreter. Each has its own text. The Italian reads one sentence, the translator immediately “translates” it.

Italian: Brilliant, blooming, puffed winter, hero of the day.
Translator: Dear Anniversary!
Italian: And sieve impudently, drunkenly dormoedo tight.
Translator: Dear guests!
Italian: Roll, with figato soon out of here.
Translator: Greetings to all who are here.
Italian: The hard-working hard labor dollar didn't get a damn thing.
Translator : Representatives of the working class and commercial structures.
Italian: Uchito, chitato, chitato, paper marato and music, and then kicked out.
Translator: Workers in education and culture.
Italian: Bandito, shoot, catchy, planted.
Translator : Workers of militia, police, security department.
Italian : And other gentlerento gentlemen.
Translator : And other other workers.
Italian : Slurp on anything.
Translator : I arrived on a special flight.
Italian: Italy stubbornly shines in the eyes.
Translator: From sunny Italy.
Italian : Congratulations to the hero of the day Vyacheslav
Translator : Congratulate the hero of the day Vyacheslav.
Italian: Dragging a black-and-white chatter from Italiano in Chehanto different nonsense.
Translator: I brought greetings and congratulations from Italian and Czech friends.
Italian: En is all unnecessary borochlyanto.
Translator : And small modest gifts.
Italian : Spervanto gain Italian belly grow, fat accumulated, yok requetiro.
Translator: First of all, our spaghetti straws.
Italian: Heavily tasty puts, sousento, reward.
Translator: To straws for color sauce from America.
Italian: Stinks from a mile away, chipollin head from mafia structure
Translator: For a smell specially from the Sicilian mafia - onion.
Italian : Spilled, what is drained and underfilled.
Translator: The famous Amaretto liqueur.
Italian: Pomerento wished forgiveness.
Translator: In conclusion, I would like to wish
Italian: The back is not bolento, the nose is not chihanto, the catfish are cusanto, the legs are shaganto.
Translator: Health.
Italian : Copanto in the garden, pribyranto in the house, taskcanto bags, everywhere in time.
P translator: Youth, long life.
Italian: Do not swear, always love, respect your friends.
Translators k: Friends, happiness.
Italian : Always pouring for the hero of the day Vycheslavo!
Translator : Let's drink to the hero of the day Vyacheslav!

Toast. The Italians leave. The lights go out in the room.

Leading : Anniversary candles are lit
Congratulations, hero of the day!
On this memorable, festive evening
We bring this cake to you as a gift.
Let in darkness and silence
Words will find their way to you...
Let me wish on a holiday -
Let happiness be only help.
Good luck, heat, heat,
We wish you good health again.
And again we will say to the hero of the day
All together in chorus - "Congratulations!".
So that luck awaits along the way,
And every evening was joyful,
And we will also ask you in addition -
Blow out those candles!

The hero of the day blows out the candles. Tea drinking. Dancing.

Ah, the years fly by like birds.
Well, where are you?
What, girlfriend, are we dancing?
50 is nonsense.
Happy birthday, happy anniversary,
A million fresh flowers
Let the change come
Heart stops again.
Let your eyes shine with happiness
Beckons vital courage,
And dreams will come true
And the love experience lasts!

Happy birthday sister!
Charm, charisma, a proud look ...
You should have been born
50 years ago.
A lot of time has passed
But still just as good.
Even though everything happened
Your soul is young.
I wish you a long life
Happy to meet the dawn
Happiness in the house, clear thought
Many, many more years.

Madam, today is your birthday.
You are 50 - the most beautiful date.
Let it be like a flock of white swans.
Flies to you happiness, joy and wealth.
Madam, you are so fresh and good
And dazzle with your charm.
So let your heart and soul
Always blossoms with love, understanding.
I bow to your beauty
I sincerely wish you all the best.
And stay young, as before,
And I congratulate you again on your anniversary.

Superman, the dream of all women
Knows exactly what.
He will take any load on his shoulders -
And forward, almost running.
With your holiday worthy,
At 50, a man is class!
Be always handsome sultry,
Just be dexterous, rukast.
And live in harmony with your wife,
And with children do not know the problems!
Don't get old at 50
Only bloom to the envy of everyone!

I know the age of a woman is a mystery
It makes no sense to search for its solution!
You, dear, quietly, furtively,
Keep your own account for years!
We want to wish you a happy birthday!
And wish that in all years
You remained kind, smart, sweet,
I always believed in goodness and miracles!
Love you, health and good luck!
To meet again in fifty years,
Solve successfully all life's problems.
The descendants will not forgive you another fate!

Well, is it a lot - 50,
When the soul sings and rushes up,
When eyes laugh and burn
A full and fulfilling life?
Happy birthday today, keep it up!
Be stylish, respectable always.
To not miss anything
And never grow old soul!

It's been half a century now
You have achieved a lot
Happy anniversary, we
By a hundred years we wish you to break through.
Let health not let you down
And let luck not turn away
May all that dream still now
It will turn into reality very soon.
You keep faith in your strength,
Happiness let's not slip away
Appreciate every moment of your life
After all, you can't bring her back.

To you suddenly suddenly crept up
Your solemn anniversary
And that means it's not right
You invited guests to the house.
But none of us believe
That you are already fifty
You are young and so beautiful
Thanks to your destiny!
We congratulate you today
We wish you happiness from the bottom of our hearts
You just enjoy life
And do not rush to grieve.

Today is a very important day
Our friend has an anniversary
And on your face, like a shadow,
Well, smile as soon as possible!
Great age - fifty,
You are still quite young
All around will confirm this,
After all, you are such a groovy!
We wish you health
Good luck, cheerfulness in everything,
I don't notice your years
Let life flow like a stream!

You are fifty today
Beloved husband, dear, priceless.
We've been with you for a long time.
I wish you precious
Do not grow old with your soul, love
And stay the best.
I'm glad that a long time ago
With you we were brought together by a happy accident!

Cool congratulations on the anniversary of 50 years to a man

hero of the day

Birthday is an occasion

To celebrate an anniversary.

And collect under this roof

So many devoted friends.

All that I wanted - achieved

Through everything I could - passed

What is the secret of success, happiness

Did you know or found.

Let luck walk by

And will remain forever.

Friends don't forget

You are a wonderful person!

From friends congratulations to the hero of the day

We wish to live 100 years

Be leaner than an athlete

And, of course, be wise.

Instead of breakfast - love,

Share lunch with a friend...

Don't eat at dinner

And elite brandy to drink.

To be as before - young

smile daily,

And forget about age

Feel like you're 20! More…

Today is another anniversary

But there is no need to be sad -

After all, age is not an excuse,

To give up and grow old.

But to sum it up -

You don't need a better reason.

And again, set a goal to

Start as you were young.

And the only difference is

What experience is and knowledge -

They are your allies

in the latest endeavors.

So be young again

You with a reason, without a reason.

Let the demon push you in the ribs

50th anniversary…

Yes, fifty dollars, so what?

Let's weigh the pros and cons together

And let's summarize:

Minus times - it hurts in the back -

Signs of sciatica

A woman is alone all her life?

Two - the danger of prostatitis.

We'll tell you a little later

How to remove those cons

They are still too few

The first plus is big children,

They don't need to be swaddled

Two - you are provided with housing,

there is a dacha - that's a plus again!

Well, if not, don't worry.

You can go to nature

That's a plus, you don't need

In the slush to climb around the city.

Baldhead - again a plus,

Women peck: rich man,

You carry a cane, so - a beauty,

In the past, they think, reckless.

And a dental prosthesis is not a minus,

You are our protector, it seems;

And the glasses are a huge plus -

Mind seduces younger ladies.

So that this date is a joy,

Summarize at your leisure...

Fifty is the beginning of life

Happy Birthday, all you can!…

Funny congratulations for 50 years in verse

On the day of the anniversary hectic,
When half a century is behind
You look back and remember
Moments of bright love.
Do you remember all your successes
And the achievements of the past years,
To give them strength
For your future victories.
50 is the most beautiful date,
Your children have grown up
Have time to live without knowing worries
Until the grandchildren went.

Half a century is an age!
What is there to talk about?
We wish just
In harmony, happiness to live.
Let the children be around
And a million friends
To have someone to celebrate
Centennial Anniversary!

What a great anniversary
I hasten to congratulate you soon:
50 - a lot and a little,
Partially completed road
How much ahead?
You sit down with your friends, sit down,
Turn over all the past
Dream about the future
No need to be sad, wait
Look ahead with a smile!

Fifty years behind us
But there is no sadness in this fact.
After all, fifty - half a hundred crowns
And it's not a mileage at all.
Achieved well:
Family, work and friends.
Let it be everything, now about the personal -
There will be no sadness of life.
Let your eyes shine with a smile
And decorates with gray hair.
She radiantly affirms
That life is not given to you for nothing!
We wish you many happy years
And bright days and warm dreams.
And let the path light up
Hope, Faith and Love!

Let the years at 50
They will slow down their fast pace,
Happiness will fall asleep side by side,
Won't go to work
Love, friendship mature,
Comfort is in the house
Strengthen strength and health,
Troubles, sadness will go to the past,
second half of the century
Give joy, warmth,
The care of loved ones, a sea of \u200b\u200blaughter,
Comfort in life and at home!

May it be on a glorious anniversary
So wonderful and beautiful
Heat from the sun
And let it be clear in my heart.
Let laughter and joy visit
Nothing spoils the nerves.
You're only fifty
Besides, only the first.
There's so much more to come
And days, and fine years.
Dream, still want
After all, you can do a lot!

Half a century is an event
This is a new discovery in life,
These are many moments lived
Congratulations, speeches, compliments.
We wish you more attention
More joy and understanding
More experience, wisdom, knowledge
And lessons from all trials.
We wish you the best health
Achievements in everything the highest
And people who will support with advice,
That they do not hesitate to ask for an answer.
And in your soul, and at home - comfort.
Let everything be cool with you!

Fifty is a serious date,
Congratulations on your anniversary!
Let the dreams that did not come true once
Everything will be done soon!
May they always be present
Only family and friends
What charges will give happiness
And they will support you in everything!

Half a century has already passed
And behind a decent luggage,
All the bumps are already stuffed
And gained personal experience.
And on this day, on your anniversary
I wish, of course,
To make your life more fun
So that happiness lasts forever
To worries cycle
He brought you only joy
Any turn of life
You were not taken as a burden!

May the warmth of friends and loved ones
The holiday will be filled - anniversary,
Let luck walk with you close,
And make life brighter and brighter.
Let happiness play loudly with a harp,
Health, you, overwhelms for centuries,
Let luck never leave
The strings of love sound only for many years!

Funny congratulations for 50 years to a woman

Today you have a good anniversary
Yes, not simple, but golden!
We could believe soon
That he is rather the fortieth.
Pretty in appearance, gentle,
Well, how not to fall in love with this?
You are good in everything
And be proud of your life.
Achieved in it only "five"
And keep striving
To be an example, to radiate light,
In business, be the first master.
Too early to draw conclusions
They let us down more and more...
And you just need to live brightly!
You manage it like.
May you continue to be happy
In friends, work, longevity,
To wipe the nose of all enemies
And, as always, be a Lady in everything!

A lot of round dates in life,
You are 50 today!
Sincerely, dear,
Congratulations on your anniversary!
Forget the years, don't lose heart
Drink a little, sing songs.
You are not old at all
And stay young.
Among friends, family and loved ones
Celebrate your bright anniversary.
We bow low to you
Live, dear, do not be sick.
The years fly fast
It is not in our power to keep them,
And may it always be so:
The more years, the more happiness. What does it mean when a girl turns fifty?
There is more freedom, snotty ones do not weigh on a skirt!
Already quite big - the kids have grown up,
And sometimes they have already moved out of the yard!
So let's start enjoying life
Try something new, don't be afraid!
After all, you're still quite young
They mean nothing according to the passport of the year! Though it's not forty-five today,
When the woman is a sweet berry again!
But an important and serious anniversary in life,
Celebrate to the fullest, have fun, don't be shy!
After all, fifty is not a reason to hang your nose,
Being beautiful and sexy is a topical issue!
You are now smart and know so much
As before, you surprise everyone with freshness and beauty! Luxurious woman on a beautiful anniversary
I wish you a lot of sincere happiness,
Let there be a smile on your lips often
And love loved ones over the years all the stronger!
This fiftieth birthday
Let it bring good changes
Much success to you every day,
In all matters, good luck and luck! Who said that the woman's age is short,
He didn't know anything about women...
I thought irons and frying pans -
Here is the calling of a woman and that's all ...
Who said 40 is sad...
And for 50 - quite a disaster.
He did not know that women are blooming
This year begins...
That she is insanely beautiful
Like a ripe cherry beckons.
Younger in heart and soul...
Tells fortune with love.
Who said that the Indian age is short ...
See for yourself, how do you like me?
There are also irons and frying pans…
There is my second youth. All! Stop living with string bags, with knapsacks
Drag luggage from the market to the house with food.
And feathers fragile and brittle,
Scolding and indignant, shake!
I'm changing my style. Spirals twisted
My hair has tight curls
And in them, as if, a new bend
Already not the first freshness of the cheek.
And the silhouette of the coat, slightly fitted,
He covered the flaws of the body and sins.
Ready - look cold and thawed patches,
Gait "tremble, men!"
Under the cream, the years are rays, not furrows.
My "stallions" mow down on the entourage,
I am a stranger, a woman without age.
I'll kill the one who gives me fifty! 50 for a woman is not a problem,
50 for a woman is nonsense.
Let her not be a girl, but not an old woman,
Let not a sweet donut, but not yet drying.
Let him not believe in the prince, believe in the king.
After all, the earth revolves around it now.
50 for a woman is very important,
After all, half a century ladies celebrate only once. There is a fifty-kopeck piece on the heels,
He knocks on the door with his boots.
Murzilka he will give you
With funny pictures
Where is the plot
For a fairy tale is presented
About how fifty already
And the demon asks under the ribs.
Trust me it won't hurt you
A little bit of hell.
Oh, how they love you ahead,
How do you get wrinkles?
They come to you a lot of piss,
After all, you are only fifty! You remain the same as before
Young and cheerful, as in twenty!
With its witchcraft without any falsehood
Time won you, to admit!
What are you half a century? - quarter of century!
Like a witch - you play with time!
And a man humble before the sorceress
I congratulate you today! That's it, it's time for you, like Milyavskaya,
Complexes put everything in a bunch
And without them, under a full hall
On the central, on the channel.
Wag your hips,
Hair not braided
And tell them all
About the sauna, vulgarity, intimacy.
It's time to release all the brakes
And do not look who is "against", "for".
And make faces to all passers-by:
“But I’m half a century old, doesn’t it look like it?” Do you remember how then at the desk,
Leaning over a huge map,
We were looking for Stockholm, Paris?
And now you are raising grandchildren.
We've known each other for a long time
My beloved friend.
And on this wonderful anniversary
There is no one sweeter than you
Although you accept the experience of life,
As the years go by, you just flourish.
There may be many troubles, adversities,
Resentment, sadness and trouble
You had to tell.
But everything is like a dream - gone, forgotten.
All this made me stronger
Smarter, smarter and wiser
You always from year to year.
Your principle: it will all pass.
Now you're happy, I know
You are my dear friend! The number is fifty
Shouldn't be embarrassing!
That means five and zero!
On the "excellent" to live if you please!
There is so much more ahead!
And the way is open to you:
To new feelings and dreams:
Stay here and there!
Travel everywhere:
There is room in the world for miracles!
Enjoy the sun in the morning!
And everything will be on "Hurrah"! Yes, if not a girl, but not a youngster,
But mysterious, beautiful and smart,
Beauty and wisdom in women are rare,
But in you they united and wholly.
And always be as sweet and beautiful,
Always please us with a happy look,
And for your beloved, you will always be loved,
And if tears - then from happiness sometimes. "Fifty dollars" years ... This is the date -
Other valuable and other dates:
Light, bright ... But-bearded.
Life enclosed in a square.
There is wisdom in the soul, an early song
He calls: “Hurry, come, peace! »
But in the body of a million desires -
What a happy age!
And you are on the eve of the anniversary.
Another fifty years later
Live without getting sick in general
With a spouse, taken for the whole century! I, without looking at the passport, immediately
I can say: in the column "birth" there
Mistake, you are not 50. It can not be so much for you -
Assigned ten extra years at once.
And a passport, although it is a document,
Deceives all who believe by sight.
You clearly at the moment
Much less than the anniversary figure.
You are young both externally and in soul,
A worthy example for other women.
And my conclusion will be very simple:
Stay the same in the future! Always beautiful and beautiful
Graceful, with tenderness in the eyes,
You overshadow the bad weather
You are a woman, you are super class!
After all, 50 is not yet old,
After all, this is only half the way.
And we, at least as much
We want you to get through! You deceived me
In response to my question:
It's only been twenty-five
You are old today.
Told me
"Old woman - Now ... fifty!"
And the legs are from the ear,
And the breasts do not hang!
So be as nice
In the world of all - one,
And in my life the main
You have become. And - native!

SMS and short congratulations on the 50th anniversary of a woman, a man

Happy anniversary! At fifty
Let your eyes burn with fire
Let dreams call ahead
And the years don't run like that.
Much money! Live without trouble
Many more years to come!

Congratulations on your anniversary!
I wish you longevity
Peace, happiness and love,
Only the easy way.

Congratulations on your 50th anniversary! I wish you a complete and well-established
life, high achievements, great victories, strong love, full
pockets and a lot of good impressions!

I will congratulate you today
After all, fifty is the second twenty-five.
And even though we can't turn back time,
I know you won't be discouraged.
I want to wish you happiness
And old age is not known for another hundred years.

50 - just half a life,
More light, more optimism!
Let the smile never leave your lips
And luck comes to the house.

You are 50 today.
Congratulations on your anniversary!
May there be no troubles in life.
I wish you all the best.
May health and good luck
Never leave.

Congratulations on the anniversary
Unusual, gold.
And I want to stay
Only forever young.

Congratulations on your anniversary,
We wish to continue
How to dream and believe at twenty-five
How not to lose heart at twenty-five.

suddenly appeared
Your golden anniversary.
Let it live every year
Brighter, cooler, more fun.

Fifty sounds nice
In the date there is strength and honor.
May this day be unique
Life will lead to success!

Congratulations on your anniversary
I wish you at 50
Fantastic miracles
And gifts to heaven!

Congratulations on a beautiful date!
Great age - 50.
May the angel protect you
Let them rush to visit joy.

Anniversary 50 -
This is the reason for the awards
Congratulations on your anniversary
We reward you with happiness.
And two orders of love
Let them shine on the chest.

Congratulations on your anniversary
We wish to live another 50 years,
Let health come
And sorrows and ailments disappear,
And there will be a lot of happiness in life,
Let all bad weather go away.

Anniversary 50 years -
Let it bring 100 victories,
It's time for good luck
A reason to give back to fortune.
Time to believe and love
Life in your own way to cut.

Anniversary 50 heart disturbed,
It's just 25 multiplied by two.
Let the anniversary bring joy and fun
So that you meet 100 years in a good mood.

Honor, respect, wisdom and experience -
There is the strength to create and the desire to dream.
And there are a lot of plans, and the paths are untrodden ...
We wish you great heights to reach.
Let happiness fall on you with a flood,
And life at 50 will be super - for five!

I congratulate fifty dollars
I want you from the bottom of my heart.
Let the conceived plans
Will only be on the shoulder.

I wish you happiness,
Peace in what is holy.
Let it give only joy
Golden date.

It's your birthday today
Celebrate gold.
I want to live forever
Only with a young soul.

Fifty dollars - it's solid,
And life is fun and beautiful.
And waiting ahead, obviously
Luck, love, perspective!

You are like a real khan
Spreading dostarkhan
And invite us to the restaurant!
You are smart, beautiful, strong,
And children are not deprived!
There are no competitors in business
And full compliments!
There is luck, there is prosperity,
Although you do not take bribes!
And a lot of fiction
You let everyone dance at once!
I'm proud to be friends with you
And accept my gift!
Wishes from the heart
Memorize your anniversary!
I wish to be healthy
And forget all about sadness!
I want to become a grandfather faster,
In business you have achieved victory!
Half a century to live
May you be happy and loved!

Years are like degrees.
At nine - there is no special joy,
At eighteen - there is something boorish ...
At thirty - lightweight, feminine ...
Fourty? Well, a serious degree!
But he is no longer happy -
The degree needs to be raised
For fifty dollars - keep it up !!!

At 50 years old - she-she -
How not to notice here:
This glorious anniversary
It should be noted!
To try cognac
Yes, turn up the heat.
And say something like this:
"Glory to the hero of the day!"

Your youth has grown older
Not just because of age, no!
Fifty is just the beginning
The beginning of sports victories!
At half a hundred - get up in the morning and stretch,
And after that, and running 50,
And after that 50 push-ups,
Then there will be no barriers in fate.
Happy birthday to all of you
And from the bottom of our hearts, we sincerely wish you:
Bloom like a lotus, like a tulip!
Boil like a fiery volcano!

Happy anniversary to you, fifty
Congratulations, buddy, you!
And I wish that your turning
The mechanism has never rusted.
For the girls to love you
And a ray of sun warmed them all
From the edge of a noticeable, hardly,
Reflecting, just like mirrors.
I wish my grandchildren to grow up glorious,
So that everyone falls in love with grandfather literally.
After all, it seems to them, Carlson, recently
He settled next to them in the bedroom.

Well, that, the first fifty kopecks slipped,
Where is the harem that I predicted to myself
Where is that yacht, with the ark what, muddler?
And he promised to ride.
Where are those royal mansions gone,
Where is the garage with the Jaguars in a row,
Well, what about your football club?
Have eaten. By the way, where are the squids?
Well, of course it's all a joke.
Congratulations! You are fifty.
I know the time has come, where is the minute
It costs the former almost sixty.
Let love be your share
And then time can be forgotten.
By the way, time, clock, where is your Rolex?
He promised to come only in it.