How to excite a guy at a distance through short SMS. Write an erotic letter to your beloved ... please with interesting sex

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Erotic cool SMS to a mobile phone

If you want easy sex, then press 1, violent - 2, oral - 3, anal - 4, position 69 - 5, but if you want a full package of services, then ... dial my number.

Hey, what's up with your phone? I call you, and they say to me: "The subscriber is currently having sex, wait for your turn."

I want to caress you with my hands
And kiss your lips
And indulge in violent caresses ...
I want to give myself to you!

Because there's something between us
I want to tell you without pressure ...
The wise man said: "Love is a disease,
Which requires bed rest.

Hands caress my body
Torment trembling flesh,
So hot and so skillful
Crotch, chest, then belly!

Foreplay almost orgasm
Come on, my love, come on
In the cave of passion it became wet,
And don't stop until the morning!

I would like to sleep with you.
Gently, gently embrace
And bury your nose in your neck
Pulling you into bed.

I would like to kiss
You in the lips and caress,
And then hug you
And stroke in a dream.

Tonight to catch up
university debt,
My "leg" will crumple for a long time
Your hypotenuse!

Do you really want to?... I'm just burning up... yes, of course... yes-ah-ah-ah... more... m-m-m... Super!!! We got a cool sms-sex.

Love is an electric current that runs from head to toe. And it hits the point where a son or daughter is born.

I'll tell you without false without modesty -
We are very similar in charisma,
Let's drop the conventions
And we will be friends with organisms!

As Jamshut rightly said:
"I don't have enough sex"...
Your ass is just gut
And now I'm dreaming about her...

Thirst for sex is not a vice,
It only takes one call.
If you are interested,
SMS came instantly.

You look like you're on the cover of a magazine...
And I will especially note, beauty.
You have pretty feet...
And what time do they open?

I really wanted water and asked for a sip, they gave me a glass. When he wanted a stalk, they gave him a glass. I really want to suck - gave your number.

Virginity is a woman's defect eliminated by man's dignity.

Coding from masturbation for one day! EXPENSIVE!!! Tanya.

What a juicy Diana
You caught me in a trap
Tied tightly to the bed
And threw off her sundress.

Body pattern - like a guitar,
And the nerve is a stretched string,
You burn in crazy ecstasy
I'm smoldering next to you!

One for you, [name],
I want to confess.
What's at random
I treat frigidity.

Dear, when you enter the house, do not knock down our chandelier with your horns.

I love a donut, but I put on a bagel ...

Love, like the arrows of Cupid, struck us down on the spot, bellowing terribly and kicking, we climbed into the hayloft, and then very, very indecent ...

You are my dear, there is no dearer to me!
But now another says "hello" to me!
But the other does not give in the ear!
Which one of you is closer? Fuck you will understand!

Look to the left, look to the right, look around you, if anyone is eating you!

Life is a game of golf, hole after hole...

Well, at least a little fear of God!
Fourth hour: "A little more!"
And stop cursing
I'm a human, not a vibrator!

What are tender words for? For lubrication!

Honey, yesterday, when you paid for me at a restaurant, you were counting on sex. Can I, having paid for you today, count on marriage?

Beats with a hoof, digs the ground,
young sperm.

The eyes want what the hands want: to undress you!

My baby is growing beyond his years
And already confuses adult ladies,
When you take it in your hands
You will not find a more powerful club ....

Interlacing of hands, interlacing of bodies,
In the drawings of the Kama Sutra,
And I thought that I could do everything,
Now got to the point!

The cave of passion beckons me,
My spear flies at her,
Fills the entire cavity at once
Ringing in the larynx!

Lying in handcuffs, naked,
I groan, I cry only about
What is not chained by feet,
And I'll hit the groin with my heel.

Still my desired, one more time,
I passionately, fiercely want you
I don't want the night to end
Get up, my friend, or I'll scream!

Are you sour at work, dear?
Spare yourself, come with me!
My hugs will be sweet
On a smooth silk bed!
You won't want to say "no"
I will give you a blowjob!!!

=("o")=
This is a love rabbit. If you do not send it to another subscriber, then it will fuck you to death.

I'm sorry we rarely see each other.
But, forgetting about conscience, mind and honor,
I dream of you, my sweetie.
More often unfold and eat!

Today they said on the radio: they found the corpse of a man without brains and with a small penis ... Call me back, I'm worried.

I suspect you've been
My dear, you dream of bliss.
I know English bad,
But I'm fluent in the language...

Come to me, my love
The sex will be unique.
Yes, the idea is good
I can't live without my baby.

Oh your beautiful tender body
Elastic ass, the same chest ...
I'm so worried that my hands are sweaty!
Damn, now I can't button my fly...

I want to give myself with passion
I've already put on my underwear - I'm waiting,
You play and dominate me in the night,
I'm going to bed as a slave!

My mind suffers inflamed,
And, not wanting to hide their feelings,
I'll tell you quite clearly:
We have something to dance about!

Here the sun is shining.
The east blushed...
Right out from under the covers
A sprout breaks through.
It's all right, it's all right
Secret is alive!
Only the beds are missing
Once or twice to plant it.

Throw flowers at you
Tire you with verses
Not hinting at anything
Invite for a cup of tea
Serve vanilla cake
And then do...

I'm trembling with you in bed
And one thought is occupied,
So that together we reach the goal,
- More, more, my dear!

All! Since you left me, I'm going to a monastery, I can't live like this anymore! .. In a man's.

I love and adore
I almost give birth in your bed
If you love me
I promise I will shave my legs more often!

My beloved, wait for me, and I will trustfully put my legs on your shoulders...

I want you, but how can I be here, I can’t forget you, send SMS, tell me that you love, that you are waiting.

Who has ever been in the arms of passion,
Loved, furiously caressed,
And the softness of the lips, and the tenderness of the skin,
I felt the charms of charms ...

And someone entered the bosom like lightning,
Who kissed soft breasts,
He wants it again, again
To fly away to paradise!

The philosopher must always take a position from above.

If mermaids have no legs, but only a solid tail, then how do they reproduce?

First I you, then you me, and then the two of us ...

Erotic, exotic, I will bewitch you, you will be with me, my beloved and dear!

I will grab you by the legs, drag you into the bushes, do not love the beauty queen on the road.

A man has two heads: one he thinks, the other is on his shoulders.

Rapid breathing - soon taking out ...

This program will automatically enlarge your penis! Launch... 6, 5, 4... Beep! 3, 2, 1... Sorry, member not found!

The gymnast was sitting on the splits, stretching out her pleasure.

When I see Marina
The heart beats about the fly!

Why are girls so funny?
- Because they are modest and, unlike guys, they are embarrassed to scratch where it tickles.

Have you ever wondered why in childhood boys lick their lips and girls suck their fingers?!

A brief guide to sex: "Put it in. Pull it out. Repeat if necessary."

You are on the waves of aquaperine,
You lie like a mermaid,
I am a powerful tide on you
You're trembling in the arms of passion!

Wonderful cue volokim
I'll put the winning ball in the pocket,
I won't be cruel to you
And I will repeat the encore!

I approach you lying down,
I'm all in belts and a whip in my hand,
Cry, impudent, create sobs,
And beat with sweet trembling in flour!

And the velvet of the skin under the arm,
And I care about your bust
The cave of passion moans sweetly,
Calling me to a passionate fight!

"Congratulations! Your profile has been successfully placed on the site gay.ru! You will definitely find your blue half! You don't have to wait long, little rascal!"
Administration Gay.ru.

Your finger in a rush strives there ... you always do it with love and, smoothly introducing, you remember me, you are in a passionate impulse ... you pick your nose!

I will come to you at night, I will crawl under the covers. I will find your sweet spot and suck it for a long time. Your bad mosquito.

My mischievous tongue wants to play with you. He wants to enter your mouth and start a little.

I undress you with a timid hand,
I would like to see the desired body.
You are the most beautiful, the only one in the world,
My favorite jacket potato.

What beautiful eyes, what passionate lips! What a beautiful walk, and this body ... this ass ... m-m-m-m-m-m-m! Okay, enough about me, how are you?

I want to visit you
Well, right after lunch,
You undress, lie down and wait,
So let's start the conversation!

I want you! I want to turn your head, drag you into bed and make you hot and moan for a whole week! your flu.

I'm waiting, but you still don't come.
I'm waiting, you're driving me crazy.
Numb hands, feet, body.
I wanted to ENTER you so much!
But ahead is only the door of a dream.
Oh elevator, when are you coming?

I often look at you, you are beloved and beautiful, I cannot live without you, I want to look at you. You attract my gaze, my favorite monitor.

Close your eyes and imagine how, far from everything, we listen to the singing of birds, the sound of the river, the sun bakes our naked bodies... and we dig POTATOES.

We were so tired... we were so panting... we were both drenched in sweat, our bodies were sticky... when they took the old couch to the basement.

Where are you tonight? Where are you when I need you the most? Where are you, I want to feel you, your gentle touch on my naked body? Where are you, my damn pajamas?!

I want to lie on you all night long, warm you and gently hug you. So that you feel comfortable and hot with me, my blanket!

It's so slippery when you squeeze it, pink like my body, so soft in my hand! No, it's not what you thought! This FA soap is with me in the shower!

He came to me one night, had my body, licked, sucked, drilled and made me feel him, and when he was satisfied, he just disappeared ... arrogant mosquito!

We sat talking... And I already imagined how he would start kissing me, undressing me... But he only drank tea and didn't leave until he ate the whole cake!

You're like a delicious peach. I always stick out from you and, leaving the ground, I want you like a popsicle... I want you like Coca-Cola, I always have fun with you!!!

If you want what I want, call me.

I love hugging and kissing and licking you because there's nothing left for me to do when I freeze my tongue against a post.

They put something in me... It hurts... AAA... It's my first time... Come on... Finally they pulled it out... I'm covered in blood... God, it hurts!. .To pull out a tooth!

Your shape is perfect, your skin is soft, and your smell drives me crazy.
One touch turns you on, my love... Ferrari F50!

One, two, three, four, lie on the floor, legs wider ... do not think bad, you need to do sports.

Everyone has children: butterflies have children, fish, birds and even dogs. Only the pencil has no children, because it has an elastic band on the end!

Congratulations, you've won a prize! From tonight you will be entertained by the authors of the "Blue Evenings" tariff for free! Good evening to you!

Honey, take care
Do me a favor, go bust
For me a pack of pills
If you don't want kids.

[Female name]!
I just adore you, love, adore your tomatoes!

I'm crazy about you, Nadia,
- I'm glad, but I'm not Nadia!
- So, panicle, you were silent,
When your panties were taken off!

Two friends took a swim
In Pripyat - the river,
Before they got drunk
Mursuls in the selp.

Their wives kicked them out
On the very next day,
Immediately their members fell,
That's such crap!

You will not understand, Ensky limiters,
Much body you are friends,
But a little suddenly we will meet the villagers,
I dare not offer my hand!

Doesn't walk, doesn't drink
What, in kind, for business?
And she's still laughing
I'm glad I didn't give it at night!

In bed for the first time with a girl
What to do with it, I do not understand!
I'm trembling like a leaf, here I am from fear,
I'll probably take it and run!

Rip my shoulder
Rip my vest
Give it a go so it's hot
Loose then, cutie!

So he asked - well, give me, dear,
And she's all hahanki
My shirt is already sweaty
Dancing in the eyes of a butterfly!

I'm probably angry
I'll tear it all to rags,
This is what awaits, cholera!
Certainly not a sweetheart!

I met a girl on the street.
Blonde, slightly plump lips
Decorated a bench
In a short tight skirt.

She smiled at me with her eyes.
I invited you to a barbecue.
Then I wanted affection.
He took off his skirt - and there was a man.

I'll tell you, I won't keep silent, I always want this. I want even in the field, even on the road, I want even in the tundra, even in a den. I want it anywhere and everywhere. Let the sun shine, let the rain fall. I want when I go to bed and in the morning before I get up. On the bedside table and on the couch, squatting and upside down, on land, in the air, in the water. I want to go to Moscow and Vologda. And in the cold and in the summer heat. I want to always... chat with you!!!

I've already started talking to the armchair, flirting with the TV, having breakfast with the toaster... give me a call before I get serious with the vacuum cleaner!

Every day you take in your mouth
Move gently back and forth
And the mouth burns in orgasm,
White liquid flows.
Really cool find
That toothbrush of yours? :))

Take off my dress, take off my bra, take off my panties... And never wear my things again!

Become a bird - fly!
Become a fish - swim!
Become a cat - come running!
Become a cancer - call!!!

I want you again and again... How to imagine that I light you up and we merge together... I get high... Never... Never quit... SMOKING!!!

Do you want to hug your body? Feel hot breath? Sweating from exhaustion? Enter, exit, move back and forth? What's the matter, get on the bus at rush hour!

Change position. Spread your legs. Get up. Pull out. More to the left. More to the right. Higher. Below. Fine. Do not rush. Well, it ruined everything again! Also a man for me - you can’t tune the antenna!

You stroke me and caress me
You know all my intimate places,
You hug me erotically
You bring me pleasure.
I drown in your foam
I call you a washcloth.

You have eyes like a cat; figure like a cat; you are gentle like a cat and your name is even like a cat - Masha!

I wanted to send you something beautiful, tender, erotic, smart and fun, but I can't fit on the screen.

I squeeze it in my hands, it hardens, I want to move up and down, I see how good it is, it squirts out a white liquid. And how cool it is to milk a cow!

Take it in your hands
Touch your lips
He's hard as a rock
Taste and press your bare cheek,
My favorite glass of Coca-Cola!

Today I will come to you, strip naked
And I will spend the night with you in bliss until morning. It's so good to be with you
My favorite bed.

You are so cool, gentle, warm, you are always there when I need you, you always warm me with your warmth. I love you so much, my shower!

I see you far away, I see you up close. Watching you naked as you lie here. I see you in my dreams every night. I hug you tenderly. Oh my pillow, how I adore you!

First I took off her skirt, then pulled off her blouse, unbuttoned her bra, and I slowly fell at her feet, and then took off her panties. Now I have a bare clothesline in front of me.

Night falls and silence, and where is your hand now? What are the thoughts in your head, what do you want in the dark? You don't hold it so tight, because it's your phone, baby!!!

I feel bad without you, I'm all burning and I'm on fire, I only dream of you. I want you, I want to drink and quench the thirst of the body. Come to me, because I'm on the edge. You are my favorite juice in a glass.

I want to lie on you all night long, warm you and gently hug you. So that you feel comfortable and warm with me. My favorite blanket!

Spring is coming.
The birds do it
The bees do it
And even butterflies do it.
FORGET - PEOPLE CAN'T FLY!

Night fell, silence.
And where is your hand now?
And what are the thoughts in your head?
What do you want in the dark?
Don't you hold it so tight
After all, this is your PHONE, Baby!

I'll run to you at midnight, crawl under the covers. I will find your most delicious place and suck it for a long time.
Your little mosquito!

Night. Street. Flashlight. Pharmacy. I buy vaseline. There are two other people with me. One is Armenian, the other is Georgian.

Katyusha bought tampax at the pharmacy.
Where should I put it.
You pulled a string, you bastard.
T-ra-ba-x-ta-ra-ra-x ... oh ... CLAPPER!!!

We read together: "Roproc la bouvé talana lampra tampre", now you can sleep peacefully, you just managed to activate the ancient indefinite spell from sexual intercourse, and by the way, the second part of the spell has not yet been found, lost, so good night!

A man is like a helicopter: it accelerates quickly and flies, flies ... And a girl is like an airplane: it accelerates slowly, and then takes off ... But it can take more people.

You are my most beloved friend
Oh, how hot, beautiful and resilient you are!
We will do this together
There is a delicious sausage in the dough!

Chest number three, big hips
Legs with ears on a par,
You can't see the eyes behind the black mascara,
A miracle is coming my way...

Hold your wallets men
They empty before your eyes
Rubbing in the crotch cause
Just a python, neither give nor take!

Chickens ran along the road
A colorful rooster was chasing
- And then they cackle, fools,
That I can not stomp everyone!

In the dark he embraced maruha,
I crushed all the places on it,
Exasperated, whispering in my ear...
Crap! He took the wrong boob!

A gypsy with a guy took a walk,
Gave him all the heat of love,
And swaddled with charms,
On the other hand, he wants - a member in the blood!

I love your hills and valleys
I will decorate them with sweet cream,
I'll lay out then drunk cherries,
I'll lick everything - my sweet!

And then I spread the beef stroganoff
I will pour them gloriously with mustard,
The umbilical cord will be my salt shaker,
I can't imagine more erotic!

Gotta make it progressive
In private life, turn,
New - in bed with a sweetheart,
He doesn't expect this!

I will entangle with straps
I’ll teach a little with a whip,
He will give me an orgasm
Will do what I want!

Modern women, both on the business and on the love front, have long been able to take the reins into their own hands. If earlier such an act caused at least bewilderment and condemnation, now it is considered commonplace. Nevertheless, for a girl, this is a serious and responsible step. After all, an explanation in one's feelings can become a new stage in a relationship, but in the absence of mutual emotions, it will lead to a break in the love relationship. Often, ladies have a question about how to competently, beautifully and correctly express sympathy. The most original and "live" confessions collected here for you will not leave any man indifferent.

Declaration of love to a man in verse

The poetic rhyming form will most accurately express what cannot be said in ordinary words. It is difficult to find a more poetic and sincere embodiment of one's feelings and thoughts than poetry. With the help of quivering rhymes, a lady in love will surely win the heart of her chosen one, and maybe even resurrect the fading flame of past passion.
Here are the most popular verses that will help you express the whole gamut of feelings. Perhaps, based on them, you yourself will create a new, original creation of a love rhyme.

Declaration of love to a man in prose

Not a single woman is immune from disappointment in the love field, and the question of how to minimize such a risk is always acute. It is impossible to argue that the poetic form will guarantee success, but you may have another trump card - the explanation of feelings in prose. And how to teach this pleasant surprise is up to you. You can read aloud, melting in the soul of quivering excitement. But the most memorable way will be a letter written by the girl's hand and sent, or thrown, to the addressee in an envelope.

“So I want to fall asleep, hugging your strong arms, and wake up from your gentle breath on my skin. Look at your favorite profile, watch how you move, laugh, talk. Watch movies only together, with your head on your chest and feeling the incomparable smell of your man. I would like to do this all our lives because I love you!”

“Probably, I will never forget that last August day of the outgoing hot summer. I saw you on the seashore in the pre-sunset rays, and looking into your eyes I immediately understood "this is him." Since then, every morning I wake up thinking about you. You filled all my days and nights with meaning, never before have I felt so happy and loved. We do not need extra words, at one glance we understand each other. After many years, I dream of one day returning to the place where we met. But not alone, but a big friendly family. Then we will tell our children how we found our love, and we will always be an example of an ideal family life for them. In the meantime, this time has not come, I brew coffee for you and watch you sleep sweetly. Let it be forever, until the last breath ... I love you.

“I often think who brought us together - higher powers or chance? I don't know. Yes, it does not matter as long as our hearts beat in unison. We have experienced so much together, so many times life has tested our feelings for strength. And we did not break under the blows of fate, we survived in order to carry love through the years and distances. Having fully paid for happiness, we fully suffered and deserved it. So let the years given to us always make you happy, because I love you so much!

Declaration of love to a man in your own words

Everyone loves confessions of warm feelings - both men and women. It is always pleasant to hear in your address - "I love" because to this day this phrase has not lost its charm. But what if you want to explain yourself in a more original way, but there is absolutely no time to search for such necessary romantic poems or prose? It is not necessary to have an outstanding literary talent to express love in your own words. Here are some examples that you can take as a basis:

"You are the best man in my life! I wanted to write down all your virtues on one sheet, but this is simply impossible. After all, you are attentive and gentle, caring and sincere. So understanding and reliable. I am so happy with you, I want it to be for life! Love you!"

“Someone once said that in a couple, one always loves, and the second only allows you to love. I am sure that we can completely refute this opinion with our feelings and relationships. It is difficult to find two such similar and complementary people as we are. Sometimes I feel like I know exactly what you're thinking at that moment. And you look into my eyes and read like an open book. I hope it will always be like this, because I want to connect my life only with you, my love.

A short declaration of love to a man

In fact, there are thousands of ways to confess to your beloved in passionate and sincere feelings. If a girl is afraid to rely on her intuition and imagination, you can always use the Internet and beautifully say words of love to your chosen one. It is not necessary to copy the text completely, if desired, it can be changed and supplemented in the way that only you feel. Throw in a couple of compliments and sweet words, and you've got a new, unique declaration of love that's appropriate for that particular situation.

SMS declaration of love to a man

One of the most popular options for submitting a love confession is SMS. We offer the most romantic and memorable texts for your choice.

Song - confession in love with a man

Contrary to the well-known expression, not only girls, but also men love with their ears. And if you want to make a really memorable surprise, you can send a song to your dearest person as a confession of tender feelings. Well, if you have vocal abilities, it will be even easier to win a man's heart. Here are some examples for any occasion:

• Celine Dion - "My Heart Will Go On"
• George Michael
• Alex Gaudino - "I`m In Love"
• Irina Allegrova - "How I missed you"
• Reflex - "I love"
• Anna Sedokova and Dzhigan - "Frozen"
• Angelica Agurbash - "I will live for you"
• Ani Lorak - "Tenderness of the dawn"
• Alla Pugacheva - "Call me with you"

Declaration of love to a man in pictures

Girls do not always dare to say about love, looking directly into the eyes of the man of their dreams. But the signs of such attention are simply necessary to express what you want most of all, and the original pictures-confessions.

Declaration of love letter to a man

You are mistaken if you think that such an option of recognition has long sunk into oblivion. Yes, self-confident modern women are somewhat different from the embarrassed secular ladies in ruffles and crinolines, who, horrified by the likely rejection, conveyed love messages to the object of sighing. Nevertheless, to this day, a written confession is the most reliable and romantic way to tell about your hidden feelings for a man. It is important to follow a few rules here.

1. Be frank, but at the same time avoid drama, recognition in plain text. Your task is to intrigue the guy with the help of ornate turns.
2. Correctly specify the addressee. A man must make sure that the message is intended for him - you can specify a name and a couple of details that only you two know about.
3. Do not drag out the letter, it should be short and capacious. Don't make mistakes.

Declaration of love to a married man

It is difficult to explain and demonstrate your emotions. If at the moment you are tormented by doubts whether to take such a decisive act, once again carefully weigh everything. If love is stronger than remorse, and you are ready for a supporting role, these confessions are especially for you. It will be useful to observe all safety precautions and choose the right method of filing. You can send a love note in person, send an SMS, a valentine, or explain yourself tête-à-tête. Here is one example:

“When we first met, I guessed that you were not free, that you would never belong to me alone, but continued to believe in miracles. I cried for days on end when you came back to HER. My unfortunate soul was tormented and tormented, but over time I got used to it. Lonely weekends and holidays, endless waiting ... Now she rushed about like a hunted animal in a cage, then she bombarded you with messages. That was distracted by other acquaintances. Weeks and months pass, and you still cannot solve this dilemma. Please, my love, give me the answer - "love or not."

Cool declarations of love to a man

Romantic dinner or extreme adventure? Which opportunity to choose for the words of recognition is up to you to choose. The main condition is not to be banal. If your beloved person is positive, not averse to joking and loves surprises, then cool love texts are your option.

Postcards with a declaration of love to a man

Confession cards are a wonderful way to remind about your feelings and make a pleasant one for your soulmate.

Playlists with a declaration of love

Recently, the use of playcasts is gaining more and more popularity. Pleykast is a kind of composition that consists of a postcard or picture, musical accompaniment and animation. In this case, they are connected by a single romantic composition. A harmoniously made playcast will be a wonderful gift and an original way to express the most hidden bright emotions for a guy.

It is not difficult to make such a surprise. First of all, find the relevant site, service or application on social networks. After registration, you will have access to hundreds of musical cards. You can choose from those that already exist, or create a new unique playcast for your beloved man. Choose the background you like, place the text. Then, within a few minutes, the program will process the playcast, only after that add music. And now an unusual and beautiful declaration of love is ready. Present it to your beloved, using the right moment when you are together, such a surprise will surely impress him.

Erotic declaration of love to a man

And you want the object of desire to know about it? Talking about intimate topics and conveying your emotions competently is always difficult. It is difficult to find quite frank words, because you need to speak on erotic topics with feeling, with a share of humor, between close people a certain touch of obscenity is also acceptable.

To ignite a guy's passion, send him an erotic SMS for the night. All you need is imagination and some knowledge of psychology. Trust your intuition! You can start with neutral topics, then move on to more frank confessions. But do not forget about the rules of decency, because your goal is to intrigue, be unpredictable, but not vulgar. Keep a balance - be sincere and open, but do not go overboard.

Video declaration of love to a man

Many women believe that a man should take the initiative in any area of ​​relationships. The behavior of a lady should be like an impregnable queen.

On the one hand, the approach is correct and corresponds to stereotypical ideas about relationships, but on the other hand, men with such ladies get bored.

Any man likes when a lady starts flirting with him, but how to do it if the darling constantly disappears at business meetings, business trips.

For this, short SMS messages were invented that excite the imagination of a man at a distance.

Exciting SMS to a man in your own words

Most inexperienced women in sexual correspondence often do a common misconduct - they try to overwhelm a man with vulgar messages.

From assertive behavior, the young man does not know whether to continue communication further. Of course, there are men who love this behavior, but many of the stronger sex prefer to keep the intrigue.

Home the task of the girl is to interest the guy and arouse interest in the person so that he instantly wants to be close to his beloved.

Therefore, it is better to start correspondence with an unobtrusive declaration of love in your own words. Further, it is recommended to move on to more explicit messages, backed up by intimate photos.

Examples of short phrases and mind-boggling SMS:

1. Day all the time, thoughts of you do not leave my head. I dream to find myself nearby, tightly pressed and passionately kissed!
2. Can't imagine how much I missed. It seems to me that your scent accompanies me everywhere.
3. Now morning, but I'm looking forward to the evening with great impatience. I dream of relaxing my body as gently as I did yesterday.
4. Going to sleep and I can’t decide: to take off the cute black stockings, delicately fitting slender legs?

   Or do not touch them - will you come running and help to pull them off? - a defiant phrase can be written at night.

5. wanted sleep, but failed. I close my eyes and see your inflated beautiful body: various vulgarities arise in my head.
6. Want caress your body and enjoy passionate kisses.
7. come tonight, if you want to see a sweet and long striptease performed by a priestess of love.
8. Darling, Let's take a shower together tonight, shall we? Me and you, and a minimum of clothes!
9. Eat it's a great idea to strap you to the bed and do whatever you want!
10. Want to see your naked body on a soft bed.
11. Imagine me in my favorite black lace lingerie. I will meet you today!
12. When caress my body, I'm going crazy. I have never met big strong and gentle hands.
13. So I want you so much that I'm going crazy now.
14. Want night to extend the pleasure that we started this morning.
15. I am now completely naked. I'm bored at home and I'm alone.
16. Darling, I cooked your favorite dish, and I realized how much I missed you. I have already rented a Japanese schoolgirl costume and cognac - I'm waiting in the evening.
17. read an article on how you can please a guy. Come - let's try!
18. Bought new underwear - a male assessment is needed.
19. I decided no longer wear clothes at home - I'm waiting for a reaction.
20. Today I signed up for yoga to get my heels to my head - I think you don't mind.

It is worth noting: the longer the couple is in touch, the more diverse it will be to invent words.

At the initial stage of meetings, a young man has only to imagine a girl without underwear - and he is ready to run to her.

Vulgar SMS to a guy to cheer up

To cheer up your loved one, it is not necessary to call him every hour. It is enough to write depraved or vulgar SMS to a guy.

After reading the exciting text, he immediately wants to be next to the chosen one. Frank messages can be written in prose or poetry - it depends on the girl's fantasy.

Note! To cheer up and not only it, you can reinforce the message with an erotic photograph - it will come in handy during a hard day's work.

The proposed short messages will delight a loved one, he will have a desire to do what is indicated in the text.

Do not be surprised if, after SMS, a call follows with passionate words:

Carefully pick up messages if there was a minor quarrel the day before. Romantic correspondence and a delicious dinner, combined with lovemaking, will help to establish a connection.

Become available to your beloved man, then he will be able to appreciate the feelings and continue a long, exciting conversation in the bedroom.

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The best words and phrases to help turn a man on from a distance.

Most women believe that only a man should take the initiative in a relationship, which is why most often they behave like snow queens, trying not to show their real emotions. In fact, any man will be pleased if his lover flirts with him.

Moreover, a woman who knows how to seduce becomes many times more desirable for the representative of the stronger sex. In view of this, if you want to surprise your soulmate, then try to turn her on and seduce her from a distance, for example, using telephone correspondence.

A sample of Internet correspondence, examples of SMS that excite guys and men

SMS correspondence

As practice shows, a huge number of women seducing their beloved for the first time by SMS make the same mistake. As a rule, they immediately begin to overwhelm him with vulgar phrases, thinking that this will turn him on. Undoubtedly, there is a category of guys who will definitely like this behavior. But still, most of the representatives of the stronger sex love to be intrigued.

Therefore, it would be better if you start your correspondence with an unobtrusive declaration of love, or tell him that you had an erotic dream that you would like to bring to life. If you see that a man is interested in what you wrote to him, you can safely move on to more intimate messages, and if you wish, back them up with appropriate photographs.

SMS exciting guys and men:

• I've been thinking about you all day! I want you right now to be next to me, touch me and kiss me gently.
• I miss you so much that it seems to me that I can smell you in the apartment.
• Honey, it's only morning, and I'm already looking forward to the evening ... I hope you can relax me like you did yesterday?
• I'm about to go to bed and I don't know whether to take off your favorite stockings or leave them. Can you come and help me do it?
• I'm trying to sleep, but I can't. As soon as I close my eyes, I see your beautiful and muscular body and all sorts of vulgarities immediately appear in my head.

A list of pleasant words and phrases that turn on and excite men

A list of pleasant words and phrases that turn on

Immediately I want to say that there are no formulaic phrases that will help you seduce a man. Since the representatives of the stronger sex, like women, have different temperaments, one can get an affectionate nickname that only you know, while the other must definitely read frivolous phrases with erotic overtones.

In view of this, before sending SMS to your chosen one, you should definitely think about whether he will like it. If your significant other is very calm and shy, it will be better if you start him with relaxing romantic phrases, for example, write to him that only he makes you laugh and rejoice. If your boyfriend is one of those who love directness, then feel free to start correspondence with memories of the previous night together.

A list of pleasant words and phrases that will help you get a loved one:

• This morning you were so sexy that I think about you all day
• I remember our morning sex, and the skin is covered with goosebumps. Can we do it again tonight?
• I dream to caress your body again and enjoy the beating of your heart
• If you want to see the most beautiful and mesmerizing striptease, then come tonight
• Tonight I need a handsome and sexy man to help me relax... I hope you're not busy?
• I want to give you a night that you will never forget ... I'm waiting today at eight
• Honey, can we take a shower together tonight? Just you and me, and of course no clothes
• I want to handcuff you to your bed and do everything I've been dreaming of for a long time.

Exciting SMS to a guy, a man when he is at work

Exciting SMS for a guy

If you plan to write a couple of exciting SMS to your beloved at the moment when he is at work, then be prepared for the fact that he will not be able to answer you very quickly. Therefore, if you see that there was no answer after 5 or 10 minutes, then you should not start writing the following. Be patient and wait for him to give you an answer.

If you start unilaterally bombarding him with erotic phrases, then your persistence may not give the result that you wanted to get at all. As practice shows, in order for a man to be excited and think about his soul mate all day long, he needs to constantly feel her desire. And this means that you will need to play erotic verbal ping-pong all the time while he is at work.

Exciting SMS for a guy:

• I want to see your naked body on my bed again
• Honey, do you want to warm up dinner or bed tonight?
• I really want to know if I can count on the fact that tonight we will fool around a little
• Honey, get ready, tonight you will have an unforgettable erotic massage with a pleasant continuation
• Darling, close your eyes and imagine me in your favorite red lingerie. In the evening I will meet you only in it ...
• If you're thinking of me then come and do whatever you dream of
• How about tonight? Wine, candles and unforgettable sex guaranteed

Affectionate words for SMS that excite men with their own words

Sweet words for SMS

There is an opinion among women that men do not like affectionate words and only vulgar phrases are acceptable to them. In fact, men also love to be affectionately called, it just needs to be done not in public, but, for example, in personal correspondence. The right words will help you relax your soulmate and help ensure that the next night will be unforgettable.

Therefore, do not be shy and give your beloved a couple of compliments, from which his heart will definitely melt. But remember, too sweet speeches or poems in this case are still unacceptable. Therefore, telling him that he is divinely beautiful, like a rosebud, is still not worth it. It will be better if you say words to your beloved that will definitely raise his self-esteem.

So:

• Honey, you're so sweet everywhere!
• Darling, I feel so good with you that sometimes it seems that you are unreal
• I love you so much that I can't wait for you to ring my doorbell
• My only one, no one has ever given me so much pleasure as you
• Every minute spent with you makes me very happy.
• I love it when you kiss and hug me ... And your hands caressing my body deprive me of my mind
• When you leave the bed of our love, I feel very sad
• I want you so much that I think I'm going crazy
• Darling, how do you look at the fact that in the evening we continue what we started in the morning
• How I want your lips to caress my body right now

Intimate exciting SMS and phrases for correspondence to a guy, a man

Intimate exciting SMS

As you probably already understood, SMS correspondence can be a great prelude to a stormy night. But still deciding on such a way to excite your chosen one, you must remember that the phone cannot convey your emotions. In view of this, it will be better if you try to do this with punctuation marks and emoticons. For example, you can write, dear, I really want you very much, and instead of a dot, put a smiley in the form of beautiful scarlet sponges at the end of the sentence.

In general, do not spare emoticons, put them in the middle of a sentence or through each word. As practice shows, the less formally a sentence is written, the more emotions it evokes in the one who reads it. Remember, intimate text messages don't have to be vulgar. In order to excite a man, it is not necessary to write to him all the time about his manhood. You can tell him how beautiful, gentle and sexy he is.

An example of intimate exciting SMS:

• If you liked last night, then I'm ready to repeat it today
• My beloved firefighter, I want you to put out the fire that is raging inside me today.
• Maybe you will come to me tonight and I will tell you about all my erotic fantasies
• I dream of how tonight you will raise me again to the very pinnacle of bliss
• Honey, can we get ourselves some bed rest this weekend?
• In half an hour I will take off all my underwear ... Look, do not be late, otherwise you will be left without a sweet
• My body yearns for your hugs and kisses....

An example of a beautiful erotic letter to excite a man, a guy at a distance

An example of beautiful erotic writing

If you want to surprise your soulmate for real, then write her a small erotic letter. Usually men react very violently to such messages and literally immediately after receiving they enter into a very warm and intimate correspondence with the one who sent them.

But still, remember that you are not writing a completely standard letter, so in this case, you can move away from welcome introductions and immediately start writing about your desires.

So:

Honey, you have no idea how much I miss you! Every evening, going to bed without you, I remember our hot nights, and my body begins to ache with desire. I'm counting the minutes until the day we can spend our days and nights together again. Just imagine how good it will be to fall asleep and wake up together, and love each other to the point of exhaustion. I can already imagine how you enter the door, take me in your arms and carry me to our bedroom, while showering kisses on my face and neck.

Oh God, you have no idea how much I want to quickly feel how your strong arms press my body to him. Beloved, how I want to smell your scent, hear your voice ... Maybe you think I'm crazy, but in fact I'm an ordinary woman who wants her beloved person to fill her body again with his body and love. Come soon, my dear, and you will know how much I missed you!

Sexual SMS, phrases to excite a guy, a man

Sexual SMS

If you decide to surprise your loved one with sexy phrases, then don't be shy and try to tell him beautifully about your feelings and sensations while having sex with him. Believe me, if you do it right, then the man will have a desire to give you even more pleasure. But do not overdo it, if you see that a man responds to your frank messages calmly enough, then try to use less frivolous phrases.

It is likely that he is uncomfortable at the moment to conduct frank correspondence, or he is simply busy with work. If you want your sexual SMS to become a prelude to the evening, then wait until the guy makes contact and only after that start telling him about your secret desires.

So:

• I want to feel the heaviness of your body and the tenderness of your hands...
• As soon as you get home, we will immediately have rough sex in the hallway
• Just the thought that tonight I'll feel you inside my body drives me crazy
• I lie and remember how your tongue wandered over my thighs
• I've been waiting for you my sweet candy. How I love the taste of your body
• I want to touch your elastic ass right now
• I bought transparent underwear and I want you to help me take it off.

What to write, tell a guy to a man, to a husband for the night, to wish good night, to turn him on, to excite him at a distance?

Good night wishes to excite him from a distance

If you want your loved one to burn with desire even at night, then instead of a banal wish good night, write him a couple of intriguing phrases. But remember, such SMS should be short. In this case, it is unacceptable to write large messages with a bunch of questions and clarifications.

Men do not really like to read big messages, especially before going to bed. Therefore, if you start wishing good night, as they say, from afar, then it is likely that your loved one, in general, will not read the message to the end and, as a result, will not understand what you wanted to say to him. In view of this, if possible, limit yourself to short sentences that accurately express your feelings.

So:

• Good night to you, my beloved and desired, I fall asleep with the thought that soon you will hug me in our bed.
• Have a nice dream! I hope you will dream of our passionate nights, full of bliss and love.
• Rest my tiger, because when you get home I won't let you sleep for a whole week.
• I mentally cling to your naked body and even feel your warmth ... Good night, my love.
• My dear, I cover your whole body with kisses, not missing a single millimeter. Fall asleep my desired with thoughts of me.

How to excite a guy by talking on the phone, Skype: an example of a conversation

It is much easier to turn a guy on the phone than with SMS. Since in this case you have the opportunity to show emotions more vividly, you can achieve the desired result much faster. Just in order for your conversation to have the desired effect, try not to talk to your loved one for a couple of days before that.

Since he misses you, he will perceive everything that you say much more sharply. And remember, an exciting conversation should be as intelligible as possible, which means that in this case it is absolutely impossible to spread information very quickly, while crumpling the endings of words. It will be better if you pronounce phrases in a languid voice, sometimes allowing yourself a little playfulness.

Phrases that will help excite your loved one:

• I looked at our joint photos and was so excited that all my thoughts are only about sex with you
• Once you're in my arms, I'll kiss you to exhaustion
• Let's not get out of bed for all eternity
• I love looking at your body when you walk around naked
• I want you to take off my clothes right now and take me to bed

Poems that excite men

Poems that excite men

A poem for a loved one

If you want to tickle the nerves of your soulmate more seriously, then send her erotic poems. If you have the skills, you can try to put them together yourself and try to show how desirable your chosen one is for you. If you are not friends with rhyme, then choose one of the poems that we have selected for you.

Yes, and if you send a poem via SMS, then be sure to add emotions to it with emoticons. Well, if you get the opportunity to pronounce the cherished words on the phone, then remember when reading an erotic poem, laughter and embarrassment are inappropriate. Pronounce all the words as correctly as possible, trying to convey your feelings with intonation.

What can not be written to a guy, a man?

Words that are inappropriate in SMS correspondence

If you want your man's feelings for you to grow stronger every day, then try not to turn SMS flirting into something ordinary. And this means that in such correspondence there should not be even the slightest hint of a showdown. In addition, such correspondence cannot contain any sharp jokes related to appearance.

Believe me, if you start discussing, for example, the tummy of your soulmate, even in a joking way, then she will not react very well to this. In view of this, if you want to make some kind of joke about your chosen one, then do it in person so that you have the opportunity to tactilely show him that he is pleasant to you.

Another taboo in this case is SMS, which will cause jealousy. If you try to inform the guy in this way that someone sympathizes with you, then with a high probability you can say that he will be very angry.

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"Hi my Sweetheart! In the morning I lay down to rest .... and began to mentally make love to you:
... after a pleasant excitement in the shower, we moved into the room. A light red silk fabric is draped over the table lamp, giving the bedroom an oriental feel.
I laid you on top of a terry sheet on your stomach, sat down at the head of the bed myself and began to lightly stroke your head, knead your neck muscles ....
Then she applied fragrant massage oil on her hands, lubricating not only her palms, but also her chest, stomach ... my whole body ... I want to slide it over you, absorbing your male energy and giving my own ...
Now I move on to massaging the back, with wide movements of the palms ... forearms ... warming up the muscles more ...
I sit down at your feet, start stroking from the ankles up, moving closer to the hips. You lie relaxed, moaning with pleasure, and my touch excites you more and more .... Now I knead the muscles of the buttocks with strong movements ....
and I begin to slide with my whole body along your back, lightly touching your buttocks with my chest ... back to the very back of the head ... I feel how the excitement covers you more and more ...
I'm slipping off you... turn to face me, please...
I want you to look at me .... I pour oil into my palm and, without taking my eyes off you, I apply, with caressing movements, on my chest, stomach ... hips ... this gives even more heat to our passion ...
And I begin to slide my chest over you, constantly touching and teasing your mighty weapon, which has long been ready to plunge into my body ..
Sliding up, I kiss you, your greedy lips speak of desire ... but no, no, dear. Let's continue the game...
Sliding down, I run my lips over the swollen, demanding flesh, wetting it with saliva ... and gently, barely touching with my palms, gently and quickly caress it. My lips caress the head, taking it inside ... It oozes honey grease, God, how good, you moan with pleasure, I increase the pace and passion ... that's it! you can't take it anymore. Come to me my dear, I am yours. I quickly move into our favorite position and you gently but powerfully rush from behind into my long-prepared hot womb with your explosion-willing cock… our pace is initially fast and demanding. O my powerful male, you move your female by holding her tightly by the waist. And here it is an explosion, and a groan, you are deep in me .. I feel the heat and pulsation inside me, getting drunk with the beating of your heart ... how well I am all full of your precious gift. A little rest, embracing and you, having found strength, I know how difficult it is, caress me ... what happiness, how good, the waves of bliss are rolling stronger ... Today you were especially generous - you overflowed my so thirsty bosom, and now precious drops make the movement of your hand even more tender .... more, more ... and now .. and my salute. How much I love you, how much tenderness I want to give you at this moment, how much gratitude I feel. How good it feels for me, all your priceless gift during orgasm is greedily sucked up by my uterus ... And I, like a well-fed cat, cuddling up, fall asleep in your arms, my dear!
And at the end, be sure to add: "How much I want you!"