Funny congratulations on your wedding day. Congratulations on the wedding comic

Preparing for the wedding is necessary not only for the bride and groom, but also for the guests. Having received an invitation to the wedding, everyone is in a hurry to choose cool gifts and beautiful outfits for the gala day, but do not forget about congratulations. If you prepare well in advance, you can surprise both guests and newlyweds. They will remember your wishes for a long time. The Svadbagolik.ru portal team has selected for you original and funny wedding congratulations in verse and prose.

Funny congratulations on the wedding in verse

Congratulations on your wedding day!
You are a super couple, just class!
We wish that the roof of love was blown away,
And together you were always kayfovo.
Money bag, trailer of happiness.
So that bad weather does not touch you.
We heartily congratulate you.
Kiss-smack and a tight hug.

We wish a long life to a young couple,
May you be a happy husband and wife.
Let the stork fly to you more often,
Love only grows stronger with age.
Live together, smile more often.
Fall in love with each other every day.
Be happy, believe, dream
And don't forget about your family.
Let everything be top class.
Know that we love you very much!

The Cupids were pissed off.
They don't write laws?
The bride and groom suffered -
The arrows hit them right in the heart.
Looks like the gods shot you hard,
That I had to tie my roads into one.
Now you will walk through life together.
We wish you never know sorrows.
We want to smile
enjoy each other
Do not know sorrows and adversities,
Honeymoon all year round.

Today you have sealed the bonds of love,
And that means you're not cowards at all.
Are you ready, bride?
Knead dough for buns
Cooking, ironing, cleaning,
With seaming, washing to fight?
Yes, and you, the groom, do not relax.
Under the TV is not destined to wallow.
Help your loved one more often.
Buy flowers and gifts for her
To beloved wife
Always been happy
So that she is not grumpy,
And to be well-groomed, beautiful.
To let go fishing
And poured a glass of vodka.
And we wish you happiness
And don't look around.
Live in peace, don't be bored
Have lots of kids!

Today you are so beautiful.
We wish you passionate love.
each other so that you respect
And there were no quarrels.
Luck smiles on you,
Jackpot to hit the lottery
May life be bright and sweet
Like raspberry jam!

We wish you crazy love.
Be a strong and cool family.
Live in your own paradise
And take care of your love.
More awesome holidays
Nights of unrestrained and passionate,
Love, dream, do not lose heart,
Invite everyone to the golden wedding.

Funny short congratulations on your wedding day from relatives

Hurray for the young! I'll drink standing up to the bottom
For you, dear bride and groom.
Let the family cup be full
For sorrows so that there was no place.

Let the wedding be "bitter" to you,
And let it be sweet together.
The path of family life
It will be long, happy, smooth.

Let your life be like champagne -
Bubbling, playing, slightly intoxicating.
Warm each other with caresses,
Let love be as strong as granite.

We wish you happiness and peace,
And drive troubles away.
Give birth to a heroic son,
And also a beautiful daughter.
Live well, live well.
Cope with family life steadfastly.
Let everything be easy and smooth,
And we shout to you together "Bitterly!"

Let crazy butterflies flutter in your stomach
And always be intoxicated from love.
More kisses and tight hugs
And lots of cute little kids.

I want to wish you something different:
The mother-in-law is calm, the mother-in-law is safe.
The generous father-in-law to finance you.
Well, father-in-law to also sponsor.

You have a whole life ahead of you
So let everything be “hit”!
We wish you great love
Survive until the wedding is golden.

If you are not used to talking a lot in public and are afraid to get excited at a crucial moment, the site advises choosing short funny congratulations. You will be able to present original wishes to the newlyweds, remembering just a few simple lines. Also, these short poems can be used as cool SMS congratulations on your wedding day.

Funny congratulations on the wedding in prose

Dear (name of the bride), we wish you to have the most expensive fur coat, an elite apartment and a luxurious car. But since nothing comes out of nowhere, we want to wish you dear (name of the groom): may you always succeed, including buying expensive fur coats and driving luxury cars!

Let your beautiful wife have so many outfits in her closet that not a single lover can fit there.

May idyll and harmony always reign in your life. Groom, remain a handsome prince for your chosen one, carry her in your arms all your life. And you, bride, be a sweet bunny and a gentle cat for your beloved man. We wish you to have many bright colors and magical moments in your life.

You, our dear free birds, have fallen into the net of the sorceress of Love. So sing in unison, build your cozy nest. May you not have a single reason to yearn for your lost freedom.

The young princess could not find her betrothed for a long time. Many wanted to marry her, but one condition frightened everyone. The princess said that she would need to disappear once a year for a few days. But one day there was a daredevil who married a girl. They lived in perfect harmony for several years. Another year passed, and the man could not cope with curiosity. He followed his wife to find out where she was going. And he saw how his beloved, having gone far into the forest, turns into a snake, crawls up a tree and hisses. So let's drink to those wonderful wives who hiss only once a year and then outside the house.

Congratulations and wishes in prose do not have to be learned by heart. You can retell everything in your own words, the main thing is to do it beautifully and with meaning. To cool congratulations on your wedding day in prose, you can add funny stories and moments from the life of the newlyweds.

There are many touching and funny congratulations for the newlyweds. But pay your attention to the fact that it is important not only to say beautiful words, but also to do it sincerely, from a pure heart. Don't be afraid to be emotional.

Necessary items for congratulations: a clay pot (or cast iron) for porridge, a hammer, a children's pot, a rolling pin, a brick, a frying pan, a toy car.

Items that will be gifts must be decorated and tied with ribbons so that they look like gifts.

Well, apart from congratulations,
So to your surprise
We give you gifts
And heartily congratulations:

For Bride-in-law, beloved,
I pot I will give
To cook porridge for her husband,
With the words "I love!".

And for fiance (NAME),
There is also an idea
We hand over to you hammer,
So that you know a lot about repairs!

And there is also a general surprise,
We give it to you for an encore,
Pot for future kids
For girls and boys!

Well, for mother-in-law, give rolling pin,
To know hardening in pies!

A father-in-law We brick give,
To build a big house!

mothers-in-law Here pan,
To always have pancakes!

(Present father-in-law.)
For you, too, there is a surprise,
So that the whim of the young comes true:
And even though it's a trinket,
But still, the right toy,
I hand you mini car,
Everyone would look for her
Your task is simple
So that she was in reality!

The queen of the evening is, of course, the bride, because this is her biggest holiday in her life. It is worth considering carefully the choice of a gift for your future wife, not missing the opportunity to joke or have fun parting words. You can offer such examples of comic wedding gifts for the bride:

A rolling pin or a frying pan, but not for cooking, but for the "regulator of family relations."
- A cookbook so that the bride can delight the groom with different dishes every day.
- A broom so that the wife remembers that the hearth depends on her.
-Certificate for the right to kiss her husband, cook him food, forgive football on weekends and iron shirts.
- Hedgehog gloves. Take the usual mittens and push pins, with their help you can make an attribute that can hold a spouse.
- A bouquet of sweets or fruits. Can you imagine how many flowers the bride will receive? Why not stand out and give an edible bouquet!

The husband is the support of the family, the very rock that protects against all adversity. A cool wedding gift will be remembered by the groom for a long time if it is presented colorfully and cheerfully and put a special meaning into it. These gifts can be:

Certificate for the right to constantly give his wife flowers, kiss every day, cook breakfast in bed and help with cleaning the house.
- A heroic helmet or sword, as a symbol of the fact that it is the man who is the protector in the house.
-Bow and arrows, because a man is also a family earner!
- A set of pins so that the husband does not get angry and uses them if the wife does not sew on buttons.
- A book on repairs in the house, so that the groom does not forget about his direct duties.
- A wallet or piggy bank in which the husband will add up the family budget.
- Car wheel as a down payment on the purchase of a car.
- T-shirt with a photo of his wife and the inscription "Busy".

Ideas for a young couple:

Fan or air conditioning, so that it is not hot from love.
-Tricycle to do everything together.
- Cool t-shirts with funny images. For example, with the words “Do not come near. Married" or "The wife of this handsome man."
-Adventure gift: hot air balloon or hang glider flight, parachute jump, trip to tropical countries.
-Blue and red pairs of wrestling gloves in order to be able to find out the relationship "in an adult way".
- A driving license of a category that allows you to drive a baby carriage.
- A huge plate for two. A family is a common home, a common happiness, so why not use common eating utensils. You can dream up and attach a barrier or draw border guards in the middle to delimit the territory of a husband and wife.
-Coffee maker and one pair of slippers. The family is a team ready to help and support, so coffee in bed should be brewed in turn.
-Brick, as a symbol of the first step in building your own home and hearth.
-Two hammers: carpenter's and chops, as a symbol of the fact that everyone forges his own happiness, and together - family.

Comic gifts for newlyweds

A gift for the bride - a parcel with a saw.

We give you a precious item,

With this item, hello to the spouse!

The saw is not for firewood - for a marital purpose,

They drank to her until the roosters crowed.

And in the morning he gets up - you drank again,

Then they were making money.

If he doesn't like your dinner,

Take a saw instead of a delicious seasoning.

The husband will eat, but only praise!

And you always try to saw!

And if you show your subject -

The husband will affectionately say: “Dove, hello!”

A gift to the groom - a parcel with iron gloves.

We give you not chain mail, not a saber:

You are not in a military battle, but at a wedding.

They'll be useful to you forever.

To bow before you to your wife.

You wear them, never take them off!

Otherwise, dear, you will be in trouble!

And the devils will dream of you all night,

If you take off your gloves.

Make your wife cook delicious

Yes, always use a mitten.

Caress with a prickly hand more often -

Happiness will flow to you like a river.

If you take your wife to manufactured goods,

Then put the mittens on the goods,

The mittens will serve you right,

If you keep them will be about!

You can present vegetables and fruits as a gift with the following words:

We give you cabbage so that the house is not empty.

We give you cabbage so that the husband's wife feeds deliciously.

We give you carrots so that there is love in the house!

We give you carrots so that _______________ (name of the bride) there will be no other Vovka!

We give you carrots, advice to you and love!

They give carrots so that Vovka is born.

Here is a carrot for you, so that the bride is dexterous.

Here you are, bride, a big carrot,

So that there is skill in work.

And here are the beets, so that the mother-in-law and father-in-law respect.

We give you a bow so that you don’t know heavy torment.

We give you a bow so that there will never be separation.

We give you a bow so that there is no torment and separation.

We give the bride a bow so that her husband loves.

We give a cucumber so that the groom-father becomes sooner.

We give you pickles so that twins are born.

We give you garlic. How many teeth are there, so that there are so many daughters and sons.

And here's sweet pepper for you, so that Natka's daughter is born.

But the pepper is bitter, so that the son of Borka is born.

We give you celery so that a son Andrei is born.

We give a tomato to avoid discord in your house.

We give you tomatoes so that there is no contention.

We give you a tomato to keep the youthful enthusiasm.

We give you another tomato - so that there are no quarrels in the house.

We give you two beets so that the relationship is bright.

We give you a pear to live, soul to soul.

Here is a potato for you, so that Antoshka is the first.

We give grapes so that your house is always rich.

Here is a radish for the bride, so that neither Petka nor Fedka will know another.

We give you a radish so that you don’t swear and fight.

I give you parsnips so that your marriage is strong.

And here is a turnip for you to love each other tightly.

And here is a plum for you, so that you can be happy with him.

And here is the rest of the apple for you, so that there is prosperity in the house.

I give you dill from the beds, so that there is order in the house.

And here's a bunch of seeds for you, so that you don't meet your husband like a cloud.

And here is a cherry plum for you, so that you do not chop in haste.

But I give grapes so that you are always happy with your mother-in-law.

And here is a cherry for you so that your parents are not superfluous.

And here are peas for you, so that you don’t go deaf from mother-in-law’s cry.

You can donate products with the following words:

I hand you a bag of grain - from now on you are husband and wife.

A glass of millet for the groom, so that his wife loves.

We give you a nut so that children's laughter can be heard in the house.

And here's a candy for you, so that a daughter, Sveta, is born.

We give you bagels so that rubles are found in the house.

And here is the drying, so as not to gnaw at each other.

Here is a loaf for the bride, so that the woman knows the law.

Here is an egg for the groom so that he does not go to the other on the porch.

We give you a bottle of wine - do not forget your mother and father.

I give a barrel of wine for my son and daughter.

As a gift, you can present cutlery:

We give you a teaspoon so that your life is extraordinary!

We give you forks so that _______________ (name of the groom) does not run to someone else's milk!

Here's a plate for you, bride, to spin around in the house like a squirrel,

And the groom - spoons so that his legs walk along the same path.

Here is a saucepan for porridge, so that Dasha's daughter is born,

And to her a spoon so that there would be a son Antoshka.

But the groom and a mug so that he does not take his girlfriend home.

We give you a mug so that they love each other.

I give you a bowl so that you do not sit close to strangers!

I give you plates so that you don’t sit with other people’s girls!

Spoon - to shchi bread ***, fork - meat warm ***,

Knife - cut and saw.

You can give money as a gift:

We give you copper money so that you are not poor!

We give you a copper nickel - so that your wife is not harmful!

We give you copper to have children.

We give you paper money so that you are rich.

We give you silver so that there is good in the house.

We give you silver so that only goodness will be known in life!

We give you a handful of copper coins to honor the old people.

I give you a couple of rubles so that you live like a pair of doves!

I give you a nickel so that he walks like a rooster near his wife!

I give a penny so that the man is good!

You can give household items with the words:

We give you diapers so that Alenki will appear soon!

We give you pictures so that Dimka does not linger!

We give you a piece of paper so that you don’t run to Mashki.

We give you booties so that babies are born.

And here's a dummy for you, so that the son is the first.

And also a vest so that Alenka runs around the house.

Here is a diaper for your baby.

Here are the pants for your son.

Handkerchiefs for my daughter.

We give you a balloon so that the boy Alik is born.

Here is a toy for Andryushka to be the first.

And here is a nail for you, so that your father-in-law will be your first guest.

We give you a nail so that you are not apart.

And finally, a broom, so that they do not ask their parents for money.

We give you soap to live nicely.

Here is soap for you to keep the house clean.

I give you a washcloth for a good start.

We give you a veil to cover you from troubles.

We give you a sheet to live gently and simply.

We give you a log from the oven so that your hearts are hot.

We give you a vase to put up right away!

I give a box of clay to be called to the christening.

I give a box of bugs so that I don’t look at other people’s men.

I give a bowl of flour so that men are born.

I give you an arc so that you don’t go to another.

Here's a box of matches for you to love your wife not timidly.

Here is a glass for you, so that guests go to you.

Here is a comb for you, so that your wife has a beautiful hairstyle.

That's how much they gave! Well, now it's "Bitter"!

If you came to the wedding, give a joke as soon as possible!

1. Souvenir - a rolling pin "Cure for mistresses" (large and massive) and "Superfine" (equipped with impressive spikes). They are given to the wife and can become a piquant detail of the interior.

2. Intimacy - a joke "Underpants for two." Due to the peculiarities of the cut, these shorts can be worn by two people at the same time. The couple who put them on are very close to each other.

3. The transparent piggy bank "Family Budget" is divided by a partition into 2 halves with the inscriptions: "for the husband" and "for the wife." But, no matter what half the money is invested in, they, in the end, still end up in the wife's piggy bank.

4. Plate "For two", in the middle of which is drawn ... the state border with a barrier. If one of the spouses dares to take something not from their half of the plate, penalties are introduced.

5. Plate "For luck", which comes with detailed instructions on how to beat the dishes in case of family quarrels.

6. The sheet "Kama Sutra" with spicy images of intimate positions will bring young people a lot of fun minutes.

7. Souvenir saw. It is handed over to the wife with the corresponding words: “drank not for firewood, for marital purposes: they drank to her until the roosters crowed!”

8. A certificate confirming that a married couple receives as a gift ... a plot on the moon.

9. A bag with the inscription “a pood of salt” (some originals present exactly 16 kg of salt as a gift) as a symbol of the fact that a husband and wife should eat together just such an amount of salt in order to get to know each other well.

10. "Hedgehogs" can be made from an ordinary kitchen potholder, sheathed with push pins. They are presented to the bride with instructions to keep her husband in them. The groom is presented with a collar, symbolizing the fact that he is now harnessed to the family team.

11. Boxing gloves (two pairs). You can beat the gift by saying that it will be useful for resolving family conflicts in a peaceful way.

12. Each of the spouses is given a head of cabbage (which was previously disassembled into separate leaves, and then reassembled into a head).

13. A portrait of the newlyweds, ordered in advance from a professional caricaturist, in some interesting way (for example, the husband is an oligarch, and the wife is a breathtaking fashion model). If the artist manages to convey a portrait resemblance, your gift will decorate the interior of their home for many years.

14. Presentation of all kinds of medals and certificates (for example, a driver's license to drive a stroller), certificates for the right to use each other.

15. Clock "What's the difference!" The dial of this watch has no numbers, only the inscription "what's the difference!". After all, happy people do not keep track of time.

16. A necklace made from toilet paper rolls with the instruction: "for cleanliness in relationships."

17. Glass jar with banknotes. The lid (for the safety of the donated amount) can be rolled up.

18. Set of hammers: for beating meat and carpentry. They are awarded with the words: "Every person is the blacksmith of his own happiness."

This cool congratulation is suitable for any wedding, will entertain guests and will definitely please young people. For congratulations, you must prepare in advance a small linen bag with the items indicated in brackets in the text of the congratulations.

Place, time and stars coincided for two.
The eagle groom coincided with the beautiful bride.
And on this beautiful day, do not count friends, relatives
At the first birthday of a young family.

And so that your union is strong,
Golden lived before the wedding,
We brought you for a jerk
Half a bag of wise advice.

They say that there was a lot, it was often, it was dense,
It is necessary that cabbage be sure to be found in the family!
And the belief goes
What kids find in it.
For you to have her
Here are the seeds for you!
(the newlyweds are given a bag of cabbage seeds)

/Groom's name/! You are now a married man!
Your bachelor age is over
Gone are your festivities until dawn.
Now carry your post in the family circle.
Remember a mug of beer less often
Now your main drink is tea!
(the groom is given a pack of tea)

And so as not to accidentally turn left,
We hand over the compass! Keep the course only for your wife!
(the groom is given a compass)

/Name of the bride/! Don't be a bitch wife.
Don't play on your husband's nerves
Don't scream for no reason.
Better knock on the tambourine!
(the bride is given a tambourine)

Well, of course, for the cause,
If the darling is guilty,
You can lather your neck once,
To be disrespectful.
And yet, lather with love and lightly.
Here you have two fragrant bars for these purposes.
(the bride is given two large bars of laundry soap)

Good sign for the family
To burn the hearth of the family.
But everything happens in life -
It burns, then it goes out.
To not go out at all
We give matches in reserve.
(the newlyweds are given a box of matches)

And this thing is necessary
To maintain intimacy.
So that your nights are hot
And to the very end!
(the newlyweds are given a large paraffin candle)

For your material benefits
We give you a banal envelope.
(newlyweds are given a gift envelope with money)
So that you live sweetly with each other,
We are giving away a chocolate bar.
(the newlyweds are given a chocolate bar)

And only today will be only
Let you both bitterly-bitterly!
(newlyweds are given a large onion head)
The congratulation ends with exclamations of "Bitter!"

Funny congratulations on the wedding. Parting words to young people for a happy family life.

Wedding today - at least where!
And, although I'm not a toastmaster,
I'll let myself speak.
Do you agree, guests? - (guests in chorus) Yes!
That's okay. Young,
I advice is not easy
I want to give you today.
Your job is to do it!
So that the husband always loves
You, bride, never
They didn’t drink it like a mother-in-law.
Do you agree, guests? - Yes!
So that the wife always loves
And the brains could not stand
You, groom, don't be a fool,
Do this all the time:
Speak, at least sometimes
That she is your star!
And give more flowers.
Do you agree, guests - Yes!
For a husband to love more
You, bride, be wiser
And drag to bed more often
For him to sleep better.
Be more young
Always take care of yourself!
Men love with their eyes.
Do you agree, guests? - Yes!
You, the groom, forget about the women!
If you want to roam -
Go fishing -
And home, to his "mermaid"!
Loyalty is forever!
Don't waste your years
To dubious meetings!
Do you agree, guests? - Yes!
And your last piece of advice:
Be together for a hundred years!
May God give children
And financial surplus!
Be happy always!
There is no water in our glasses...
Let her be bitter!
Do you agree, guests? - Yes!
BITTERLY!

If loud laughter is heard - your present was a success!

1. Brick, sliders and a tree made of banknotes (you can use not only rubles, but also foreign currency). They are presented with the words: “every man should plant a tree, build a house and give birth to a son.” In this case, a brick is regarded as the first stone laid in the foundation of the future house. You can tie it with a beautiful ribbon or provide it with the inscription: "to build a family nest."

2. A large box filled with small banknotes rolled into tubes can be a great gift for a wedding joke for newlyweds.

3. An umbrella with banknotes attached inside. It is presented to young people with the words: "the most important thing is the weather in the house."

4. A large number of coins packed in a beautiful bag with the inscription "bag of money."

5. Soap and a large light bulb wrapped in large banknotes. By all means it is necessary to accompany them with the words: “we give as a sign of bright and pure love.”

6. A vacuum cleaner that comes with a large colorful bag with the inscription: "guarantee." The package contains an ordinary broom tied with a satin ribbon. Explain to those present that cleanliness in the house is guaranteed, even if the electricity is turned off.

7. "Book of desires." Take a simple diary. On the first pages, inscriptions are made: “car”, “apartment”, “daughter”, “son”, and so on. Banknotes are attached to the inscriptions with paper clips. You can make a "stash" section with playful instructions about what it can be used for.

8. Coffee maker and a pair of slippers. Suitable for newlyweds to prepare a morning cup of coffee. One pair of slippers suggests that this coffee will be prepared in turn by one of the spouses.

To give a gift, think about how to give it ...

You can give the young people a beautifully packaged box, after making a speech that a family dinner is unthinkable without a good set. When passing the box, make an awkward movement and depict horror on your face when the ringing of broken dishes is heard (there are old glasses in the box, plates that are unnecessary in the household, cups with broken handles, etc.). The box can be dropped several times, pretending that this happened by accident. After the comedy of the situation reaches those present and everyone has plenty of fun, give the young a real gift.

As an option for a comic gift, you can pretend that you are giving a TV and drop the box several times in the same way (there should be a lot of broken glass, plastic or tin objects in it so that it all clanks and rattles loudly).

If you decide to give a certificate as a gift, you can hide it inside a chocolate egg, place the egg in a duck, hide the duck in a hare (you can use soft toys) and pack it inside a chest. You can use a box or a regular box designed accordingly as a chest .

Banknotes are placed inside the balloons, some confetti is added and a bunch of balloons are presented to the young, and then all the balloons are made to burst.
Handing comic gifts to the newlyweds, they first make the following speech: “We would love to give you everything that you can only dream of, but the size of our salaries allows us to give only what will take the first step towards this dream.
And they give:
-shoulders (for the future fur coat);
-mouse pad (to the future computer);
- life jacket (useful when the yacht appears);
-antenna (there will be a TV someday);
- self-adhesive number (for the door of a new apartment).

The wedding day is the most memorable and important day for two people who have decided to unite their destinies by marriage. As a rule, a wedding celebration is filled with touching moments, unrestrained fun and, of course, sincere congratulations to the closest and dearest people.

Invited guests always want to stand out, surprise the newlyweds, congratulate them on their wedding in an original and interesting way. But most often, “hackneyed” toasts and poems read from purchased postcards sound at the festive table. If you are not a supporter of banal speeches and template gifts, you really want to present your congratulations in an unusual way and surprise the bride and groom, then this article is for you! Read on and you'll find out...

First of all, let's learn a few simple rules that many wedding guests neglect, as a result of which the mood deteriorates not only for other guests, but also for the newlyweds.

Sincerity. Congratulations, of course, must come from the heart. Insincere and memorized words are immediately noticeable. Therefore, it is better to say a few words from the heart than to read abstruse and pompous phrases on a piece of paper.
Time. The time during which a speech is delivered is also of great importance. Most likely, everyone who has been to weddings has met such a slightly drunk guest who tested the patience of others with long and boring speeches. Verbal congratulations should not be long, but they must be bright and memorable.
Delicacy. Even if you are very closely acquainted with the newlyweds, you should not mention juicy details from the "bachelor" life in congratulations or remember any other moments that can embarrass the bride or groom in front of the guests.

10 interesting ways to congratulate the newlyweds on their wedding day

1. Voice greetings

A simple and cool way to congratulate you on your wedding in a fun way - voice congratulations. This is a very fun and unusual service with which you can really surprise the young. The effect of surprise is the main advantage of this method. And its essence is this: a call is heard on a mobile phone, the bride or groom, who knows nothing, picks up the phone and hears congratulations pronounced by the voices of famous politicians and pop stars. Young people will get a lot of positive!

2. Love story

You will need photos of the bride and groom before the wedding and their joint photos. Select the most romantic and beautiful. Make a computer slideshow accompanied by their favorite song. At the end, you can write your wishes for happiness.

3. Song

The song can become an original surprise if it is written specifically for the bride and groom, if their names sound in it and their love story is traced. The lyrics can be written by yourself or ordered. Any phonogram you like can become musical accompaniment. You can sing on your own or ask someone who knows how to do it well.

4. Congratulations "a dozen eggs"

A very original congratulation, which will surely please both the newlyweds and other guests. You will need a dozen chicken eggs in a box. In the pointed part of the egg, you need to carefully make a small hole, pour out the contents, rinse the shell and dry it. Further, inside the shell, you can place bills rolled into tubes or notes with congratulations. Then you need to put the eggs with a surprise back in the box, blunt end up. At the feast, young people go merrily to beat eggs against the wall and rejoice at their contents.

5. "Broken Service"

Another great way of creative congratulations for newlyweds with a sense of humor. First, a speech is made, which says that you want to present a very expensive, rare and beautiful service. Then someone takes out the box, and very carefully, being afraid to break it. But suddenly the box falls from the hands and the sound of glass is heard (you need to put inexpensive plates in the box). Then you need to say that the plates were broken for good luck, and hand over the money to buy the service.

6. Money umbrella

In an original way, you can congratulate the newlyweds on their wedding with the help of a money umbrella. Exchange money for small denominations of bills so that there are a lot of them. Put them in a closed umbrella. During the celebration, wish the young people good weather in the house and open an umbrella over the heads of the bride and groom. Such a "money rain" for sure they will like it!

7. Everything is in chocolate!

Buy a lot of chocolate bars. Carefully unfold the wrapper and insert the bill. Then you need to carefully seal the wrapper. Give with the words "Let everything be in your chocolate!".

8. Congratulations from everyone

This greeting must be prepared in advance. All guests, uninvited friends, colleagues, classmates and classmates who have not been seen by the bride and groom for a very long time should say small wishes on camera, which must be edited and shown to the young people during the celebration on the big screen. Usually such a touching congratulation causes a lot of emotions.

9. Money Tree

This is another option for a cash gift. With the words: “we give you a tree, take care and water it,” bring a box in which there will be a tree with leaves in the form of banknotes.

10. Wedding ditties

Chastushki is a traditional entertainment at a wedding celebration since time immemorial. You can write small funny and funny ditties yourself or find them on the Internet. But such a congratulation will be made original by its personalization. Use the names and stories from the life of the newlyweds in ditties. Of course, ditties sung to the accordion will be remembered even more.

Original and funny congratulations for the newlyweds on their wedding in verse

We wish you not to live on a salary,

Buy yourself a decent house soon,

On vacation, always fly to the Canary Islands,

Live life to the fullest, don't give up!

On this happy day, do not let (Name of the bride) out of your arms!

Let the wedding dress dazzle with beauty!

We wish you good fair winds,

And many, many square meters!

Here's a reason for us to party!

See you, hug.

Well, you are the bride and groom

Let's kiss!

You will get a lot of money

And gifts, and flowers,

How many liters of vodka to drink

Is our groomer ready?

In general, let's buzz for glory,

What would be best for you!

To remember for a long time

All one hundred and twenty people!

Interesting congratulations "Wedding Cake"

The congratulator takes the products, “pretends” adds the ingredients to the bowl and says:

“To make your life sweet, I will prepare a wedding cake for you.

Add milk - to make life pleasant and easy.

We add sweet sugar - so that the family path is smooth.

Now you need a little flour - so that the salary is good.

Now let's add two eggs - so that the bride would give birth to a young man.

Now coconut flakes - so that she would give birth to a girl.

You need to take sour cream - so that your mother-in-law is obedient.

A little butter in the dough - so that the daughter-in-law is good.

Now we mix everything, put it all in the oven,

To spark passion, bake a wonderful cake.

Decorate with roses, flowers - so that the wife is beautiful,

And we’ll eat it with pleasure so that life is happy! ”

We hope that our advice will help you please the bride and groom, entertain guests and make the holiday brighter and more fun!

Congratulations on your wedding day!
And I hasten to wish you
Make life with each other sweet
Give birth to a lot of guys!
More money in your bags
Let them last a lifetime!
And love, and happiness too,
"Glory! Bitterly!" - a scream is heard!

Congratulations on your wedding day!
Now do not live carelessly!
We wish you health, trust,
Love without lies, hypocrisy!
We wish heirs soon
And in the bedroom, forget about the quarrel!

Congratulations, congratulations
From the heart we are young
We wish you happiness, joy
200 years for you for two,
Bunch of cute kids
Kind, gentle, big
Both girls and boys
And all this for two.
Happiness, joy, smiles.
So that before the wedding is golden
You lived without mistakes
Becoming a big-big family
So that all joys, sorrows
You divided in half
So that insults are not remembered.
Let it shine for you everywhere
The sun is kind and gentle.

Congratulations on your wedding day!
And I hasten to wish now
More money to be enough
Build a villa on the island!
And on the car, on the cool one,
For an exclusive downtime!
You are the most beautiful, you are great,
Builders of your destiny!

Congratulations to the newlyweds
We wish them love and happiness
Husband to obey his wife
And love her alone
And the wife - to give birth to children,
Dear, glorious rascals!
We are waiting for heroes from you
And beautiful daughters.
And we also wish you
To be young forever
Us for a golden wedding
Don't forget to invite.

Congratulations, young people, and I wish you different things:
Silent mother-in-law, safe mother-in-law,
Good father-in-law, to sponsor you with finances,
Well, father-in-law to invest in you too.

On the wedding day, everyone wishes happiness,
To make life very beautiful
And I wish you to fly in the clouds,
To have a hut - not on chicken legs,
A mink coat, not a polar fox,
Money without an account and without end,
Children - you can have a couple, well, or three,
So that the husband, on the orders of his wife, “make a stand”
And so that the wife always pleases,
Did not saw in vain and did not scream
And so that both are equal in the family,
Happy wedding day, friends, we congratulate you!

A magnificent wedding in full swing
Guests in a wedding frenzy,
This is where the story ends...
You remember the command:
Wife - respect husband
And do not scold without work!
Well, for a husband to be with his wife
And do not run after another!
To live life like this
We need to get the letter wet!
And to drink to the end,
Gotta lighten it up somehow!
Bitterly!

Happy wedding day, happy wedding day guys
Let there be money in the house,
Nights so that from now on they do not sleep,
And they gave birth to beautiful children!
I wish you passionate love
And a strong, awesome family!

Young, I'm sorry
Take advice from the old-timers -
You have a long way to go
Until the wedding golden!
You will remember the motto:
In any dispute - a compromise!
Husband hold on to wife
And everything will be "hit"!

Be healthy, live richly,
How much will your salary allow you to.
But know that the salary is always not enough -
Shake all the ancestors - they will add to you.
Your parents have doubled
Love them more, stay longer.
Don't be afraid of pipettes, don't be afraid of diapers.
Have boys, have girls.
But children bother parents.
Throw them to grandmothers, they will bring up.
But most of all I wish, however:
So that there is no marriage from your marriage.

Congratulations on your wedding
Let love and passion burn in you.
Let family life spread smoothly
So that children are not divided and power is in the house.
You are so sweet and gentle
Like fresh flowers bouquet.
So let your days be adjacent.
Do without scandals of ballistic missiles.

Congratulations on your wedding day!
It's time for you to change your priorities:
You loved dates and flowers,
Now learn how to cook borscht, meatballs...

It's time to grumble and stroke,
Cooking, darning and washing
Get along with other people's relatives
And lie to close relatives,
From the first birth to expect misfortune
And jealous to the blue
But they say it's happiness
So be happy too!

A loud wedding today we sing and dance,
Today our young people create a family!
Costumes, expensive dresses, beautiful roses,
We seriously wish the bride and groom this!
Passion, love, let the eternal soul warm,
Let the stork fly into your house more often!
We sincerely wish you unearthly happiness,
On a holiday on this until you drop, we thump!

Newlyweds, congratulations
And I present a wish:
Live together always together
To do this, you need a little
So that the husband gives flowers to his wife,
Got paid on time!

Today, my friend, is your wedding day.
What a beautiful white dress.
The handsome groom is both smart and strong,
Already donated a car and a house.
I congratulate you and raise a toast
For the fact that you lit the family hearth.
Dear friend, I wish you happiness.
Let the guests at the wedding “Bitterly” scream!

Well, the wedding has thundered,
All the guests are sitting at the table!
I want to live easily and boldly!
Don't believe the rumors about
That life is different after marriage
Routine, everyday life is waiting -
Let life remind a fairy tale!
May all good things come!

And now the mother-in-law will congratulate
What is now called mother!
And, of course, this mother
Doesn't need ads!
Give your love
Mother-in-law hurry now!
Like your mother-in-law,
And call me mommy!
We give the word to the father-in-law
What takes the daughter-in-law into the house!
Congratulations to the young
Whatever he wants, he wants!
Everything is fine, but now,
Father-in-law will make us all happy!
And, of course, congratulate the young!
Instructions will leave ...

Congratulations to the newlyweds,
Be happy always!
Bring more in your beak
For a family nest!
Help clean feathers
And raise chicks
Don't feel sorry for each other
Tenderness, gifts and flowers!

This wedding is loud noisy to walk away,
Break all the glasses, start a fight!
We want to wish young people health, happiness,
Until dawn we will dance!
Everything in the family is always so that it is fat, with finances so that it is peaceful,
Love each other forever, let the passion be endless!
Let the cry of a child break the silence all the time,
Mom and dad keep sleeping all the time at night!

Well, what to wish the bride and groom?
So that they are always and in everything together.
They slept together, ate, drank,
Children would be taken to kindergarten.
So that there was not even a reason for the quarrel!
Always let the man go first.
Cherish love trustingly, vigilantly.
And only at the wedding, let it be “Bitter!”.

You have put on the fetters of marriage,
Ringed forever.
But this is happiness, in fact,
After all, you are now one family.
Wife, you always cook delicious,
And my husband - help in the household.
And let it be cozy in the house,
So that it was not a house, but simply a paradise!

Know how to cherish love
Doubly cherish over the years.
Love is not sighs on the bench
And not moonlight walks.
Everything will be: slush and powder!
After all, life must be lived together!
Love is like a good song
And the song is not easy to put together.

We give money to young people!
Here is copper money for you,
So that you are not poor!
Here's your silver
To be good to you!
Here's your paper money
So that you go important!

So that there is no quarrel or anger in the house,
So that welcome guests visit the house,
So that there is fun with laughter,
So that even longing chokes on laughter.
So that there is no excess in your offspring,
And the norm for you is only 10 kids.
Let engineers, artists come out of them,
Teacher, writer and hockey players.
And if you want to have an astronaut,
Buy another one at the store.

I congratulate you on your wedding day,
And I want to give you:
CARROT - to sleep smartly!
ONION - so that there is no separation!
MUG - so that they love each other!
SOAP - so that the house is clean and cozy and cute!
UNLOCKING - for the first Alenka!
Rattle - for Andryushka,
kerchiefs - for the twins Irinka and Marinka,
SWIMS - for Slavochka,
TOYS - for Nastya,
PUMPS - for the twins Mishka and Grishka,
PANTS - for the fifth son,
SOCKS - for the last daughter.

The best wedding I've ever seen
I had to drink bitterly there,
From great love children will be born,
So that you can babysit more often!

What do you young people want?
To forgive each other for insults,
A wife so that her husband does not beat with a rolling pin,
And for the husband to be comfortable with his wife.
Love each other young
No wonder you are so beautiful!
And you do not look at others at all -
Only each other, dear, live!

Gau say "Husband is a unit",
And “zero is a wife,” they say.
Everything from how they become in a row
Two digits - can change,
When the wife comes to the house
Daughter-in-law with tact and conjecture -
She, after her husband, becoming zero,
The wife makes ten.
A stupid wife before her husband
Zero becomes forward.
And the count goes backwards
And the result is, of course, worse.
I drink to
So that with a good sense
Wife, sharing life with her husband,
Led him to high numbers
But it didn't go to zero!

We want to wish a young couple today,
To give you a lot of money
To buy a summer house near Moscow after the wedding,
And don't forget Lexus.
So that you fly to Hawaii every year,
They brought about ten kids,
So that food is consumed by all means of the highest grade,
So that you don’t have a life, but just a song.

Let the wedding train carry the couple into the distance,
Let the bachelor life be not a pity
Let the hearts beat like wheels
And let the eyes shine like headlights!
And let the voice of a tender wife be like a beep
Wakes up in the morning and at night, in the midst of darkness.
And let the kids run like wagons -
Everything is behind you, they do not lag behind.
And let the train of marriage rush forward
Passes recklessly any turn
And let the fuel "Happiness" not run out,
Your path will be long and easy!

We wish you to have everything that the years give!
Do not change gold for copper,
So that a million - for petty expenses
And a billion - to have something else!
An apartment so that it is more beautiful and bigger,
And a big table for dear guests!
And, most importantly, under your own roof
Have happy joyful children!

Why are you in such a hurry
And soon joined the family?
Who will we hang out with?
Weekend spend?
Young, to be honest,
We know the recipe for happiness:
Don't forget about friends
Often invite guests
Take godfathers to you
Very often at christenings,
We wish you to give birth
Ten daughters and three sons!

Advice and love will tell you today
And we will celebrate your wedding in a cool way,
Well, toastmaster, pour brandy,
It's not scary that it was our groom,
Take care of your love like a treasure
Cash in the safe so that there is a lot,
So that there are no quarrels with the massacre,
And let there be no dispute between you,
Who takes out the garbage, only peacefully decide,
Neighbors so that you do not knock on the wall,
It's great to be in any question,
And the stork brings you many children!

Marriage is not easy
Marriage is a young thing.
Kohl decided to live together,
So, so be it.

Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts!
To have babies
House, car, yacht, cottage,
Happiness, loyalty and luck.

So that life does not separate
To be married forever.
So that there is more - so much ...
And today it's just: Bitter!

Marriage is an interesting thing
He's not for everyone.
After all, this is a great science -
Someone to endure at night
And with someone to be all weekend
And cook dinner together
At the same time, always understanding
What is it - for many years.
We wish you no troubles
Live life in harmony.
Without quarrels and constant resentment
Love each other immensely.