Congratulations to a woman on her birthday are beautiful and funny. Funny birthday greetings. Funny congratulations on the anniversary of a woman
Happy Birthday
And I want to get bold:
Be shamelessly charming
Do not be sad and do not grow old!
To become prettier - to the envy of others,
Be deceptively simple
Be very, very happy
And captivate everyone with beauty!
travel abroad,
More cash in the wallet
Diamonds in every ear
Always be in a good spirit
Sale on all clothes
Compliments are gentle,
Only eat lobsters
And drink martinis!
I congratulate the eternally young, uniquely beautiful, excellent woman in everything. I wish you to always remain juicy and tasty, like grapes, even when you become an exquisite zest. I wish that the charge of your Energizer battery never fails. Always be the same active. Strive to conquer different peaks, collecting the most incredible adventures along the way.
I wish you happiness on earth
Carry it in your soul.
Admiring the morning, waking up,
Have a fun life.
Don't hurt yourself in any way
To be healthy and not to suffer,
And if the heart hurts
Feed him with love.
Dream like a child, smile,
In truth, saturate with happiness.
I wish you a pile of money
And happy birthday.
What does a woman need
For complete happiness?
Pleasant surprises
As often as possible
Girlfriends and friends
Mexican passions,
Mother-in-law to live
For distant lands.
diamonds, spirits,
And from the husband of attention,
And female logic
More understanding.
Also to figure
Don't spoil the cakes
To be just
Sexy shorts.
So many things
It is possible to enumerate
But we will hurry
Celebrate your day.
After all, the main thing is
Just remember always
that we are not afraid
Neither size nor year -
We are all perfect
We live once!
Smiles, success!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday dear!
Happiness, light, beauty.
Let it come true, I wish
What you dream about.
Fur coat, dress, earrings, wheelbarrow,
A plump wad of money
Rest, warm regions
Let them make you happy.
Happy birthday.
Here's what I wish for you:
Dive into the ocean of love
Just drown in happiness
Make friends with health
And intermarry with success.
To be with money, with a car
And with a loving man.
What is such a beautiful lady
Wish on your birthday?
Only get younger with age
Shine brighter every day!
Wear heels higher
Change dresses every day
Hear compliments more often
Buy diamonds!
I won't want a prince
I want a king!
Pearls, emerald
Let him shower you!
I want to congratulate you on your birthday
Leave a bouquet of wishes as a keepsake:
Be the happiest, open and kind.
Let there be no cobras among girlfriends,
And women's joys - baths, massages -
Make your skin look younger and smoother.
Let your beloved give flowers daily,
Let the working day pass sincerely.
Problems let all dissolve in the fog,
And you swim like a fish in the ocean of love.
Happy Birthday
And I wish from the bottom of my heart:
Happiness - to the point of exhaustion
And good luck - no reason.
So that tears are only from laughter,
If laughter is from the heart,
If you rush - then to success,
And break down obstacles.
And smiles so that - without counting,
And love - to the sparks in the eyes,
Until victory - at work,
Personal front and dreams!
To wake up with a smile
Didn't fight at work
Dresses changed every day
We didn’t stand in traffic jams at all,
Everywhere they had the necessary blat,
Didn't hurt for a second
To rest under the palm tree
Eat well, sleep well,
Dressed for the weather
Followed the fashion exactly
Go to a restaurant more often
To always pay for you
To coffee in the morning
Brought your loved one
It was a great mood.
Happy Birthday!
I wish you positive
A lot of money, creativity,
Endless good luck
Somewhere on the sea dacha.
Plus a lot of health
Forces - like a rhinoceros,
To not get sick in the morning
And, of course, don't get old.
Happy Birthday!
Happiness, joy, luck!
I want a self-assembly tablecloth,
And on it is a beer with a ram,
Expensive coffee beans
Cognac with black caviar,
Barbecue with fragrant smoke
And more champagne
Pineapples and bananas
All - ten kilograms,
And a bag of money
And a box of miracles
Chest with health
To always be "cheerful",
Live a hundred years, getting high.
Happy birthday, kiss!
Congratulations on the day of aging ... Oh, that is, happy birthday. Let the bones not break, let the sand not pour from you, let the funny anecdotes still please you, the soul flies high. Let your teeth not hurt from a delicious cake, and all the candles on it will be blown out by you on the first try. Let passionate, hot nights and insanely happy days delight.
I want to live and not grieve,
Drink whiskey in the evenings.
And on the weekend - barbecue in the country,
With faithful friends to boot.
I want to live a hundred years
And eat lobster for lunch
Sunbathing with family in Dubai
Ride only Ferrari.
Always be positive
To make your dream come true
And always swim in gold
Smile as often as possible.
Live kayfovo, awesome,
Unreal, incomparable
amazing, wonderful,
Fabulous, luxurious, cool,
Delicious, spicy, bright, passionate,
Delightful, awesome
With admiration, with inspiration
I wish you a birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Let life be like jam:
Sweet, bright, very tasty
And, of course, not sad.
May luck take you
Surprise with wondrous joy,
Sticks in the pockets of happiness -
It will be in your power.
And fate will bring luck
Will remove your doubts
To work and sing
I wanted to go to a new day!
I wish you positive
And good intimacy.
Yacht, cottage, plane,
Let the state grow.
So that friends do not fail
And they were weird with you.
To have enough health
The beauty didn't disappear.
It was fun today
And great in the morning.
There will be inspiration in life
Happy Birthday!
happy birthday congratulations
And we want simple things:
So that everything rejoices in the soul,
And my heart was beating to the beat.
What was thought came true.
Everything is bought and sold.
To be appreciated at home
They bought a throne instead of a chair.
Respected at work
All ideas were accepted.
To go on vacation - to the resorts,
They did the repairs themselves.
And at the expense of stable flow
Large cash flow.
I want to avoid stress
And sleep peacefully at night.
Let healthy indifference
Your body strengthens
And so that the tone does not suffer,
Fill your glass more often.
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I wish you fairy tales
The kindest and simplest.
So that all wishes come true
Like a golden fish.
So that the boss is a serpent gorynych
All of a sudden he put his head down.
Appointed a raise
He gave me an extra vacation.
So that yours is a triple
In the palace garage
And horses to call these -
Bentley, Maybach and Porsche.
To rejuvenate apples
You didn't count
And love to the grave,
What you can't read in fairy tales.
Happy birthday!
Believe as a child in miracles
And let it be white
Your life strip.
You have a birthday today!
You can get drunk "in a pig",
To play tricks without looking back
You can go shopping, go to clubs, *lyadki.
Have fun, walk, dance,
Take a break from your soul
Send everyone to culture shock!
And all the "arrows" - on the rhyme!
I wish you more joy
In the kitchen and in bed
I wish that from sweets
"Beauty" did not get fat.
Today is your birthday
Such wishes:
So that your every day is like this
Like a first date.
Be beautiful like a flower
Like a butterfly, honey
Hot as a kettle at night
Like a child, cheerful.
Like Bill Gates, so rich
Flaunt your salary.
Do not grow old, like the songs of the Circle.
Happy birthday my friend!
Let your eyes shine like diamonds
So that the men all fall at once
To your slender, chic legs,
Without looking around at all!
Let luck jump right into your hands,
To solve all the problems themselves,
So that your image is loved by all!
Be happy! With your birth!
May your birthday
Disperse all worries
Settle the holiday in the heart,
Add pepper to everyday life!
To make life bright
Was full of gifts
Cheerful intoxicated
And mischievous laughter!
So what, what's plus one
The year will be added to the passport.
The ideal is invincible
Age can't handle it!
Let the crowd of fans
Moans in tenderness.
I want to say like this:
"Goddess, happy birthday!"
I want to keep men only in suspense,
Let them lose their minds. Baby, happy birthday!
I want to go forward in high heels,
Let the sparks shine in your fiery eyes.
More joys for women: boutiques, gifts, SPA,
Let life not be stingy with luxurious oligarchs.
Let the hated cellulite leave your life,
Let the wrinkles smooth out, the "crisis of the genre" does not threaten.
Beautiful funny birthday greetings to a woman
Why are you sitting in the morning
With a phone on the bed?
Birthday is the theme
So, congratulations.
Again gifts and confessions
Proposal to pour
At the head of my message:
"Double and extend everything"!
In life, be cunning Chanterelle,
In friendship - dear Titmouse,
At home - fluffy squirrel,
At work - Lanya fast,
For enemies - a dangerous snake,
And in love - a passionate tigress,
Kitty - in the mood!
Be happy! Happy Birthday!
I want to say so much on your birthday!
And only from the heart the main words!
May your path always be smooth
And love makes me dizzy!
Let happiness become a reliable companion,
And the aroma of flowers will soar at home.
Like you, 100 years old, of course, you can
Decorate our world with your beauty!
I congratulate you on your birthday
And I don't want to hide now
I don't know what's better than a woman
And I don't know for sure!
May life always caress you
And protects from all adversity,
It covers with warmth, like a blanket,
And brings happiness every day!
You are the charm itself, there is no doubt about that.
Accept compliments on a glorious birthday.
You are smart and creative, charming, sweet,
You know how to let out claws, but the rest is good.
I wish you this holiday - may you always be lucky,
Do not worry about wrinkles - age does not take you.
Fuck men further, let them burn with love,
They give fur coats and diamonds, let passion boil in the blood.
SMS congratulations happy birthday to a woman cool
SMS from me is knocking on the phone
On my birthday there will be my little advice
Be a goddess for yourself, for others - a queen.
After all, there is no other like you in this world.
I want happiness to suddenly fall on you!
Giant, huge, so that you do not fight back!
May it take health and luck with it,
Car, coat, cottage! Well, anyway, happy birthday!
Live on wings fluttering
Receiving love and happiness
And with them - pleasure,
Success and joy! Happy Birthday!
Let the fun on your birthday
It will be just over the edge!
Disperse, like flies, unrest!
Happiness open your soul!
You are not a woman - a goddess, a wonderful creation,
Remember - you are unique. Sun, happy birthday!
Let the man next to him understand this
In a quarrel, a moment at you only throws a fur coat with tenderness.
Happy birthday greetings to a woman funny comic in prose
It's great that it's your birthday today. You can wish for all sorts of things. I have three spicy "X's" for you. Not what you thought, just good wishes for everyone's favorite letter:
1. I wish you to become prettier, and become more beautiful every day. Is it possible? Of course, if all is well.
2. I want to lose weight. Easily. Yes, even with buns. And with cookies.
3. Last wish - Enough. Stop worrying, stop thinking about everyone. Be the most beloved for yourself, the most beautiful and the most valuable. Praise yourself.
May each new morning be cheerful, the day happy, the evening languid, and the night hot! Let as many cockroaches live in your head as long as you have butterflies in your stomach! I wish you a constant chocolate-marmalade mood, because only such sweetness sticks to boundless happiness, boundless health and endless love! Happy birthday!
I wish you friends - open and faithful, enemies - unfortunate and defeated, mood - raising to heaven, happiness - constantly present nearby! Happy birthday!
May there always be many relevant contradictions in your life!
The heart will be hot, but the mind will be cold; fun - unrestrained, but work - calm; the wallet is thick, but the waist is thin, the car is powerful, but the dresses are graceful; the sea on vacation is warm, but champagne is icy; happiness is endless, and problems are fleeting! The main thing is not to confuse anything! Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday Beauty! I wish you to move to a permanent place of residence in a magical land. There, where tights do not tear and nails do not break, where you can eat whatever you want and not get better. Where the date in the passport does not affect the age of the soul. There, where in the morning the beloved brings coffee to bed and wakes you up with a sweet kiss. Where you will always feel just a happy woman.
Happy birthday, like, yours
Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts.
Your feet are dancing softly
The head is not in a hurry.
We wish you, in kind:
All outfits - on the figure,
All hairstyles - shine and varnish,
A lot of money - just like that.
For yourself - the health of the sea,
For the soul - in all peace,
For work - positive,
And for life - a lot of power.
Happy holiday, congratulations,
We wish you happiness from the bottom of our hearts.
And on your birthday we declare:
You are incredibly good!
Beauty, love and inspiration,
Light, tenderness, warmth and kindness!
Let the mood be great
And let any dreams come true!
Birthday - a holiday of childhood?
Who said: "It can't be!"?
There is a great remedy.
Confirm this sentence.
The birthday girl is beautiful
In a new dress, just "AH"!
Friends, colleagues congratulate,
And the whole room is in flowers.
Honey, take a glass.
Hurry, pour some wine.
Let's drink together to health.
Love, bloom and be young.
Our dear, dear,
How dear are you to us
'Cause when we're all sad
You will always help us!
We all have a holiday today -
It's your birthday.
We wish you the best
Congratulations all love!
Be always beautiful, stately,
Never get sick!
But if it's sad
Invite us to visit soon.
Bright birthday party
I knocked on your window.
I wish you luck
To the bottom of life drink wine,
So beautiful to smile
Radiate warmth for everyone.
Summing up, in short -
We are all very lucky
that we know you. Eventually,
Here's what I'm asking you.
Don't be too strict
If that's not the case, we'll learn.
You are beautiful and soul
And, of course, externally too.
And I would like, I will not hide,
Wish you happiness. Maybe,
Do you have desires?
May all come true then!
Light, sea of charm,
Let fantasy height
Always accompanies you
Let the stars from the sky give.
Let friends give smiles
To you without letting sadness.
What do you wish, mademoiselle?
In total: goodness and joy - without measure,
Champagne - so that "Muskatel" flows,
To admire the article gentlemen.
To ride - white "Mercedes"
With a decent herd from under the hood.
For every day - the most pleasant miracles,
And at night - travel-flight.
Springs in the eyes, gaits from the hip,
Confidence in every turn.
So that the Sun, in comparison with you, is a sconce,
And the moonlight is glass in gilding.
I want to enjoy life
Let coincide "I want" and "I can"!
To remain a mystery for a man,
And understand that everything is possible!
I wish you love and sweets, gifts,
Nice gentle words.
In cupboards, on immense shelves,
Dresses, hats and perfumes.
Health, joy, good luck.
The sun's ray will warm the scruff,
Let your world be filled
And shine with a sea of \u200b\u200bsmiles!
Happy Birthday!
Money let mine
Will suddenly appear
Let the salary rise.
Let it be lucky in every case,
There will be joy, like air,
Light, soft and transparent
And life will turn out well!
Here you are a year older
Celebrate today famously.
You will soon become very scary,
Very fat - like an elephant.
I'm kidding, calm down
Don't worry too much.
This is how I congratulate
Happy Birthday. Celebrate!
This holiday is a birthday
I wish you many words:
Happiness, joy, luck
And crazy love.
Stay forever slim
Only young and blossom,
And always pretty
And don't eat after six.
Let the bosses at work
Appreciates you like a diamond
Like a tigress on the hunt
You catch your finest hour!
Every woman is an extremely tender and romantic creature. For her, compliments and words of admiration from the lips of a loved one will never be superfluous. On their name day, the representatives of the weaker sex are all the more waiting for warm and sincere congratulatory speeches. It is on this day that men should not only surprise their chosen one with the choice of an original gift, but also consolidate their success with excellent wishes. True, for some it can be too difficult to pick up beautiful birthday greetings, because you want to say so much to your beloved birthday girl, who expects recognition of her originality and beauty, awareness of the chosen one of the joy of communicating with such a smart and practical companion, admiration for her talents. But you still need to not forget about the wishes. And here, of course, it is also necessary to show originality and sincerity, not dwelling on banal phrases about "Siberian health" and "Caucasian longevity." And if your beloved has a good sense of humor, you should definitely add a cheerful note to the text of congratulations, which, you see, is sometimes quite problematic to do.
But, fortunately, there are special thematic resources that present funny poems for women, as well as greetings in prose form and romantic poems created by professional authors. They will perfectly combine beauty and youth, sincerity and wisdom, diligence and talent of your chosen one with a rhyme. The proposed texts will make the birthday girl happy and help you reveal the depth of feelings for her.
