Funny wedding gifts. Comic congratulations on your birthday with the presentation of gifts You can present cutlery as a gift
What to give you, the whole family wondered -
Now it's hard to please with a gift
And as a result, we decided
Give a few presentations.
"Kama Sutra" or a book about sex
Let's start with a wise book
About pleasure and love.
So that the husband on the side does not start an affair,
More often, little wife, look at her.
rolling pin
This useful thing
Will definitely come in handy in the household.
For pies, she can roll out the dough,
And sometimes a good thrashing to ask.
nude doll
We look forward to
In your family replenishment.
Let this doll become glorious
For you a visual training layout.
A bottle of wine
When all the guests work up, get drunk
And they will go home after the banquet,
Sip a drunken drink alone
And spend the night of love beautifully.
Piggy bank
In order for the family to live with dignity,
Need to raise money.
Accept this pig as a gift
And feed her banknotes on time.
Card deck
How to pass a languid evening?
Of course, play cards
To undress a party to spread -
We decided to give you a deck of cards.
Umbrella
The most important thing is the weather in the house,
And the rest, as you know, is vanity.
Everything is already in your household, except
Here is this wonderful umbrella.
Well, that's all, the gifts were presented,
Let's go back to the table, perhaps we.
But, in the end, “bitterly” shout:
We want to see the kiss of love!
The newlyweds kiss, and the congratulators begin to move to their places. Suddenly they stop, remembering the main gift. After all, even comic congratulations on a wedding are not complete without a valuable present - a traditional envelope with money.
Oh yes! We forgot one moment!
After all, we still have a present.
We give you this envelope
To replenish the family budget.
Another option for giving joke gifts
For the groom
You are now a married man!
Your bachelor age is over
Your festivities are over before dawn.
Now carry your post in the family circle.
Think less about a mug of beer
Now your main drink is tea!
(the groom is given a pack of tea)
And so that you do not accidentally turn left,
We hand over the compass! Keep the course only on your wife!
(the groom is given a compass)
For the bride
Don't be a bitch wife
Don't play on your husband's nerves
Don't scream for no reason.
Better knock on the tambourine!
(the bride is given a children's tambourine)
Well, of course, for business
(If the darling was guilty)
You can lather your neck once,
To be disrespectful.
And yet, soap with love and lightly -
Here you have two bars of soap for these purposes.
(the bride is given two bars of laundry or toilet soap)
Good sign for the family
To burn the hearth of the family.
But everything happens in life -
It burns, then it goes out.
So that your hearth does not go out,
We give matches in reserve.
(the newlyweds are given a box of matches)
And this thing is necessary
To maintain intimacy.
So that your nights are hot
And so that - to the very end!
(the newlyweds are given a candle)
For your material benefits
We give you a banal envelope.
(the newlyweds are given a gift envelope with money)
So that you live sweetly with each other,
We are giving away a chocolate bar.
(the newlyweds are given a bar of chocolate)
And only today will be only
Let you both bitterly-bitterly!
(newlyweds are given a large onion head)
Here in front of you baby
The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.
To keep your head from freezing
We will pull on the cap deftly. (give a cap)
So that nothing else happens
And from below the linen would not get wet,
Well, what are you laughing at, who doesn't happen to?
Pampers, in general, will not hurt us (they give diapers)
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And if a bad mood comes
How to soothe a child in an instant?
The pacifier in the mouth, so as not to scream
I knew that life would be silent more (they give a pacifier).
Blindfold the birthday girl
We are 100% intrigued!
What is a gift with delivery
So she's been waiting for a long time?
Desired, new, delightful,
What it is is still a secret.
Only to her, the captivating beauty
We will hand over what is not yet available.
Accept congratulations joking,
And be happy on your birthday
How long have we been tormented in search
The gift is just an obsession.
Well, open your eyes!
And here's a surprise!
He is yours! Hooray!
We give you a gift
He certainly from the heart,
He is handsome, useful, bright,
Hurry up to use it.
Remember your friends, of course
Invite more often.
Be a diligent hostess
Treat your husband deliciously.
To make your eyes glow with happiness
Lips swollen with love
And blush only from passion
Your cheeks burned!
(As a gift, accompanied by this poem, any kitchen utensils, crockery, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, tablecloth, etc.)
We thought we were wondering
The whole evening they talked:
What does a person need
Crossed - summer milestone ???
Is happiness in trinkets -
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small cottage by the river,
Or on a ring finger?
Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!
We drove to the store
And we bought a present!
Miracle apron - wallet,
You try it on my friend!!!
The apron itself is good
You will find six pockets!
The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive
When there is nothing to pour!!!
For "LOVE" the second pocket!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the soul does not go out the stove!
Here's a candle earring for you!
And a banknote for flowers,
To be ready for sex!
Our third pocket "PARENTS"
Call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!
And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
Children need what guys?
Well, of course, money!
The fifth pocket here is "WORK"
Our main concern!
Buy a ticket for yourself!
Not one, but three at once!
And the sixth pocket is "YOUR"
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp on you
Not even a ruble was hidden.
Accept a gift from us
Remember us with a kind word.
happy birthday congratulations
And we want to live richly!
Our beautiful birthday
Birthday dear,
We came to you with a gift
With a bag full, big.
What is there? You guess!
You've been dreaming about it for a long time
And enjoy today!
You became the owner...
(At this moment, they take out the desired gift for giving a happy birthday to a man)
Don't part with him now.
Put it with you to sleep
Show off your gift
And love your friends!
Hello dear friend!
Happy Birthday to You!
We congratulate unusually
And the gifts will be handed out personally!
1.) Here is a gift for the soul,
Don't be surprised
Sponges tender make up,
Kisses will relish! (Pomade)
2.) And this gift is important!
Even if it's paper.
He always rescues
Never fails! (toilet paper roll)
3.) If a hole has appeared,
Something, somewhere lost weight,
That will certainly come in handy
Our gift for the girl. (Threads and needles, can be in a set)
4.) If everything is bad in the mirror,
The French say strictly:
Just wash your hair
Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo)
5.) So that the legs do not hurt,
Not cold, not sweaty
We give you slippers
Will they fit the leg? (Slippers)
6.) You have a big sweet tooth,
We know this for sure!
We give you candy
From my big soul! (Candies)
7.) So that the light burns in the house,
Our gift will come in handy
This is a light bulb for you
Our red girl! (Bulb)
8.) Don't go crazy
Here, take a comb.
Straighten the shreds in the mane,
Seduce the man.
9.) Finally, we give a pen,
To paint a paycheck!
Birthday has come
And the question before us arose,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)
Oh, what a hat of tenderness,
Men to watch.
But it looks like it's out of season.
Summer style hat
Why won't I give it
And then I'll give you a bandana! (bandana)
Here in a bandana you are beautiful,
Just somehow so playful.
No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
Connection with sports will be strong,
If we donate a cap! (cap)
Why do you need a cap now
And she sits softly
Yes, and the color is not the topic at all,
No, let's drop this one.
To be funny then
Cap you need to give
Shoot, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up as a jester (cap)
He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
It's a royal crown! (crown).
For a birthday, we give a basin, it will always be just right.
You can wash the floors in it, you can milk the cows,
You can pick berries, burp after drinking,
You can wash with him in the baths, he will come in handy there,
You can wash clothes in it, you can wash your ass,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a bitch
You can ride down the hill, it will always come in handy,
And how will it be (.50.60 ...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, but find a bigger spoon,
We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, do not break it, do not crush it,
Do not leave it in the yard and put it away,
Congratulations on your anniversary, we want to drink everything now,
Who is from the pile, who is from what, and we will drink from him.
Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a bowl, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a detachment of bath attendants!
Third: We'll steam everyone, warm them up.
Come on people, be brave!
Fourth: Very dirty people here ...
Fifth: Recording five years ahead!
Sixth: But today is an exception
And this message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (name) - hero of the day!
First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Trim harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool
You'll be red like cancer! (gives a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, uh, emits, brothers, the spirit!
Second: We give a hat on curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You will be a fucking hero! (gives a bath hat)
Together: Eh, wow, ah, oh, and the park is not bad at all!
Third: To remove fat from the sides -
We urgently give a massager,
Oh sorry massager
So that you always rub your body! (give a massage mitt)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you quickly steam fat!
Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice
Englishmen, simple guys,
No need to scare your heels! (gives penza)
Together: Ah, uh, oh, eh, it's not a sin for you to take a steam bath!
Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it gets hot
He drank beer from it,
This day would be remembered!
Together: Oh, ah, eh, wow, we would have a broom, like fluff!
Sixth: If suddenly you went too far
And more than succumbed to the park,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe even go wild!
Together: Wow, oh, oh, oh, the last stroke of the broom!
First: You, (name), our friend,
Pour a full glass!
We have something to pay -
We can give a broom! (they hand over their brooms).
Hello, well done man!
We're here for a birthday party!
Yes, with empty hands
And funny gifts!
1.) In the morning you get up from the couch,
And run to the bath
To shave your beard
There is no foam again, etit!
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (Shave foam included)
2.) Here he shaved, combed his hair
And looked at the shirt
Here are those times! Well, where's the tie?
Well, where do I do it?
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (As a gift a beautiful tie)
3.) Dressed up for work,
Now it's time for breakfast
Drink coffee, where is the cup?
Ugh you, in the sink, dirty ...
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (As a gift mug)
4.) You run to work,
Belatedly, you're trembling...
Get up before the sun
Start, don't forget!
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (As a gift an alarm clock)
5.) You came to work -
Documents - a bunch!
There is no handle, as for evil,
Well, sad case!
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (Gift ballpoint pen)
6.) At work you are tired,
Walked to the car
Oh how it snowed
Windshield glass!
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (Snow brush included)
7.) And so that the wife waits at home,
I was dying of desire
Here's what we give you...
Though you yourself: OH-GO-GO!
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (As a gift Viagra)
All in unison: - And we, and we have a present for you! (Calculator provided)
Finally, we wish
To make all dreams come true
And the gifts came in handy
And they came to the occasion!
All in unison: - After all, with us, with us, all the gifts are just class !!!
“In order to get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day would be like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. They took the "fortress" because it is needed in overcoming life's difficulties. Added "degrees" so that they are always at around +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that all good, kind, bright things come to his house. And "slight dizziness" from happiness, love and fun.
Rules for using vodka:
Then you should use it:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul is tired;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.
1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself upright;
2. Hide from children under 16 and from the wife;
3. Keep away from fire;
4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;
5. With excessive libations - poisonous ..
Even though you have a birthday today
The laurel wreath does not shine for you.
You better accept a bunch of bay leaves from us (they give a bay leaf)
Do not think to be angry with us -
A nail is useful in the household (give a nail)
Wanted to donate a flashlight
But we only found a ball (they give a ball)
When you go for a walk
So that your trousers do not sleep,
You have with you
This pin made of steel (give a pin)
Pour this into a glass
And slowly drink (give a glass)
After a glass of snack -
The matter is very important.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (give a napkin)
And for sweets we have
There is a candy for you (they give a candy)
You got flowers, roses.
They do not wither in the cold (they give a card with roses).
We give the birthday man a GIFT - a large box wrapped in beautiful gift paper and with a beautiful bow.
Presenter: (Name of the hero of the day), try, guess, and then open it. It's 10 gifts in one! This is a mystery gift, but here's a hint for you.
1. This is a symbol of the beginning and end of the day!
2. It's a health indicator!
3. This is the main achievement of human civilization!
4. It's an astronaut's dream!
5. It's a book lover's best friend!
6. This is the answer to the question: “Where does the salary go?”
7. This is what everyone, if not bowing, then bends his knees!
8. This is the saddle of the most voracious horse in the world!
9. This is a porn copier!
10. Well, the last - This is the last chord in today's anniversary! Well, now open up!
(The hero of the day unfolds, and there is a seat with a toilet lid.)
Our dear birthday boy!
Although you already [and not] fifty dollars,
Still joy for friends -
Birthday, anniversary!
After all, any of the birthdays -
It's also a reason to donate.
Because - see for yourself! —
We have come here with gifts.
Birthday boy, dear!
We are here for you with all our heart!
But first, pour it.
Get drunk, respect people!
No, we don't need alcohol
We would like such a drink
Just to clear your throat!
And we'll give you
Everything we took with us.
It's still a lot of work...
After all, there are a lot of gifts!
Dear hero of the day
We are generously pleased to give.
And without asking for a reward
Let's get started. Is everyone ready?
We are for a dear friend
Haven't regretted anything
Barely dragged.
(At these words, they take out a large box in which all the prepared gifts are folded, and they begin to take out each item in turn from it and read cool poems about each gift).
Gift number 1.
Look here:
It says "WATER".
And although there is no water,
Let's highlight this point:
After all, the bottle, even if empty,
But what a beautiful one!
Suitable for everything at once.
Well, first of all, it's a vase.
Secondly, the dishes are
And not only for the bouquet:
For water and compote,
And for tea with bergamot.
Gift number 2.
Here's another hello:
Pack of cigarettes.
And "hello" - from childhood he:
Do you remember - summer, the stadium ...
A hundred meters on a physical ...
Sitting in the yard…
Cigarettes were also
Will you still deny it?
Even if you don't smoke for a long time
We give a pack anyway.
It only takes a glance
To understand: smoking is poison!
And why, you ask, a pack? —
You will hide a stash in it!
(in these words they present a pack of cigarettes - preferably empty)
Gift number 3.
Look how beautiful
This beer can!
You can make a rattle
Very nice toy
Throw some coins in there!
What is not the joy of the hero of the day?
Rattle - isn't it?
And a coin box.
(in these words they present an empty beer can)
Gift number 4.
Here's another present for you
Under the name Eurocent,
If simply - a penny
Made from excellent stainless steel.
For what? So it's not a secret:
From donated coins
Happy birthday!
We will not take the present back!
It's money, and besides,
Our modest contribution to this dinner.
(they present a coin and throw it into the already donated beer can)
Gift No. 5
Here's another surprise
Not a whim, not a whim:
This is a candy wrapper.
And why, you ask, is this?
We want to infect with an example:
Become a collector!
This is the first copy.
Do you understand, jubilee?
Who buys paintings
Who collects coins...
Fanfiction is more reliable though:
After all, paintings are more expensive!
And, giving candy to friends,
Remove fanfiction at the same time.
(at this place they present a candy wrapper)
Gift No. 6
And from refractory steel
We give you a pin.
You ask: why all of a sudden?
For gum! Got it, friend?
You might say, “What is it?
After all, now the underwear is different -
From "Trussardi", from "Dior" ... "-
What kind of conversation?
But take it, do not torture your friends,
Just like that - just in case!
(on these words they present an ordinary steel pin)
Gift No. 7
Look here mate:
It's a matchbox!
You say, little thing? No not like this:
It's not empty at all.
Even if you are not a tourist,
Not an avid climber
But from now on you can
Light a fire in your soul!
(in these words they present a box of matches)
Gift No. 8
We are happy to give you
This tube of lipstick.
And although it is completely empty,
But beautiful female lips
He keeps touch.
Hey tube! A feast for the eyes!
And I can give advice:
Throw it in the enemy's pocket!
Revenge him in full
For you his wife!
(an empty tube of lipstick is presented at this place)
Gift number 9.
Look what a beauty:
At least while the jaw is in place,
Behind the teeth - an eye for an eye!
We give ... Now, now ...
(rummaging through the box)
The hero of the day is ready to accept
This dental floss?
Oops, looks like they screwed up...
But we hardly repent -
The thread is simple, ordinary
Somehow act more habitually.
And they made a mistake - it does not matter:
They will always come in handy!
(in these words they present a spool of ordinary thread, maybe not a new one)
Gift number 10.
And now seriously
We will solve the "dental issue".
This is pasta. Yes, a tooth!
Such a fragrant one!
We know, we've tried...
True, we doubt gnaws:
Is it worth giving?
Because buy a new one
We didn't make it today.
But we will give - in fact!
(in these words they present a tube of toothpaste - in accordance with the text, in this case, it is the used tube of toothpaste that should be taken)
Gift number 11.
We give you a cup! Yes friends?
Look - it's yours!
Know you were looking for her at home?
We see - the cup is familiar.
What for? The answer here is simple:
There will be a wonderful toast -
Well, and you, as usual.
From the dishes drink the usual!
And imagine that you are drinking tea:
Don't get drunk and don't be bored!
Have a Pepsi if it's hot.
Is it better to drink from a gift?
(on these words a cup belonging to the birthday man is presented)
Gift number 12.
All gifts are over.
But no: an envelope without a stamp!
The reason will be suddenly what
And the envelope is at hand!
Though a letter, but even a note -
After all, the path to the post office is not close!
However, it is better not to pull
And look at the envelope!
(in these words they present an envelope with money prepared as a gift)
And now it's time for all of us
Rang a friendly "cheers"!
(all guests pick up and honor the hero of the occasion many times)
[If the gift is not money, but something else, the donors will have to describe the gift in verse on their own].
- We give you cabbage so that the house is not empty.
- We give you a bow so that you don’t know heavy torment.
- We give you carrots so that there is love in the house.
- We give you carrots so that (name of the bride) there will be no other Vovka!
- We give a cucumber so that the groom-father becomes sooner.
- Here are pickles for you to have twins.
- Here's your garlic. How many teeth are there, so that there are so many daughters and sons.
- We give a tomato to avoid discord in your house.
- We give grapes so that your house is always rich.
- Here's a big carrot for you, bride, so that you have dexterity in your work. And here are the beets, so that the mother-in-law and father-in-law respect.
- Here is a radish for the bride, so that neither Petka nor Fedka will know another.
- Here is a bow for you, so that there will never be separations.
- Here is a radish for you, so that you don’t swear and fight.
- Here is a turnip for you to love each other tightly.
- Here's cabbage for you, so that your husband's wife feeds deliciously.
You can donate products with the following words:
- Here are bagels for you, so that rubles are found in the house.
- And here is the drying, so as not to gnaw at each other.
- Here is an egg for the groom so that he does not go to the other on the porch.
As a gift, you can present cutlery:
- We give you a teaspoon so that your life is extraordinary!
- We give you forks so that (name of the groom) does not run to someone else's milk!
- We give you silver so that only goodness will be known in life!
- Here's a plate for you, bride, to spin around the house like a squirrel. And the groom - spoons so that his legs walk along the same path.
- Here is a saucepan for porridge, so that Dasha's daughter is born. And to her a spoon so that there would be a son Antoshka.
- But the groom and a mug so that he does not take his girlfriend home.
You can give money as a gift:
- We give you copper money so that you are not poor!
- And here is silver for you, so that there is good in the house.
- Here is a handful of coppers for you to honor the old people.
- Here is paper money for you so that you are rich.
- We give you diapers so that Alenki will appear soon!
- We give you pictures so that Dimka does not linger!
- We give you booties so that babies are born.
- Here is a dummy for you, so that the son is the first.
- And also a vest so that Alenka runs around the house.
- And finally, a broom, so that they do not ask their parents for money.
- We give you a vase to put up right away!
- That's how much they gave! Well, now it's "Bitter"!
A wedding is a great occasion to have fun, organize fun games, contests and draws, put on funny scenes. These miniatures and cool wedding gifts with poems will create an atmosphere of fun and will be remembered for a long time by the newlyweds and their guests.
Poems for wedding gifts
We bring to your attention several options for original congratulations for wedding gifts in verse. You could, for example, start your speech like this:
- What to give you, we wondered for a long time -
Now it's hard to please with a gift
And as a result, we decided
Give a few presentations.
Let's have fun, let's rejoice!
Let the wine sparkle, we don't have to be bored!
At this super wedding, in the circle of super guests
Let's have fun and everything will be OK!
Let's take a super bride and a super groom
And we will get the necessary gifts from the bag!
Poems for wedding gifts can be recited with expression, or you can perform them to the melody of a well-known song. Such a congratulation will not let guests get bored and will cause a lot of positive emotions.
It is not necessary to present original presents to the newlyweds - you can give the most ordinary things as cool wedding gifts with poems.
- We give you a mug,
To love each other.
- Another teaspoon
To make life extraordinary!
- Here are the socks for the groom,
May you have sons!
And give the bride handkerchiefs:
- Here are your handkerchiefs,
To have daughters!
You can give her toilet or laundry soap:
- And, of course, for the cause
(If the darling was guilty)
You can lather your neck once,
To be disrespectful.
And yet, wash with love and lightly -
Here you have two bars of soap for these purposes.
Other Cool Wedding Gifts Given With Poems
Buy at the store or make your own souvenir saw for the bride. Give this joke wedding gift with verses:
- We give you a precious item,
With this item, hello to the spouse!
The saw is not for firewood - for a marital purpose,
They drank to her until the roosters crowed.
And in the morning he gets up - you drank again,
Then they were making money.
If he doesn't like your dinner,
Take a saw instead of a delicious seasoning.
The husband will eat and only praise,
And you always try to cut!
And if you show your subject -
The husband will affectionately say: “Dove, hello!”
And you can give the young wife a rolling pin:
- This useful little thing
Will definitely come in handy in the household.
She can roll out the dough
And give a thrashing to the hubby.
And now it's time to give parting words to the groom. Give him "hedgehogs" made of work gloves and pushpins.
- We give you not chain mail, not a saber:
You are not in a military battle, but at a wedding.
They'll be useful to you forever.
To bow before you to your wife.
You wear them, never take them off
Otherwise, dear, trouble will happen,
And the devils will dream of you all night,
If you take off your gloves.
Make your wife cook delicious
Yes, always use a mitten.
Caress with a prickly hand more often -
Happiness will flow to you like a river.
Give the young spouse a pack of tea for the wedding and read the following verses for this gift:
- [Groom's name]! You are now a married man!
Your bachelor age is over
Gone are your festivities until dawn,
Now carry your post in the family circle.
Think less about a mug of beer
Now your main drink is tea!
Another funny present is a canvas bag of salt.
- People tend to think
That you don't understand each other
Without eating a pound of salt
Joint at the feast!
Please urgently accept the pud as a gift,
Salt and start eating!
No, no, do not hide in a corner -
Here is the salt for spouses!
You can give the newlyweds a basket of vegetables. Play out a funny scene and give the vegetables to the bride and groom, accompanying the presentation of this cool wedding gift with the following verses.
We brought you a basket of vegetables from friends:
- Carrots - to sleep smartly!
- Onions - so that there are no separations!
- We give you a tomato - so that your house is not contention,
- And here are pickles - so that you have twins.
- Beets - so that the wife respects the mother-in-law and the father-in-law.
- And you and a radish - so that they rarely quarrel.
- Here's a potato for you, so that Antoshka is the first.
- We give you celery so that the son Andrei is born.
- And here's sweet pepper for you, so that Natka's daughter is born.
- But the pepper is bitter, so that the son of Borka is born.
At the end of the scene, a wad of money is taken from the same basket. They can also be presented in a glass jar with a beautiful lid. Decorate the jar with fabric, ribbons, bows and attach a label confirming the reliability of such a “bank”.
Before giving this present, first take out the cans of canned vegetables and read the verses for these wedding gifts:
- Here's some sauerkraut.
So that the wallet is never empty.
- And here is a pickled cucumber,
So that the husband is well done
And only then give the newlyweds a jar of money. These joke wedding gifts with poems will cause a lot of jokes and laughter.
Another option for such a presentation is the “magic pot”. Buy an earthenware pot, put large bills in it, then fill the container with loose change and tie the top of the pot with canvas.
You can stick a label on the pot with the words:
Money, as usual, can be saved,
And you can buy something nice.
Let them not melt in vain,
Let the family's capital grow!
Before giving money, you can read the following verses:
- We give you copper money so that you are not poor!
We give you a couple of rubles so that you live like a pair of pigeons!
We give you silver so that there is good in the house.
And here is paper money for you, so that you important ones go!
You can buy children's things for the newlyweds and give them as cool wedding gifts, accompanied by poetry.
That's all - no freedom to be seen,
They are now husband and wife.
We are in a hurry, friends, to wish you
Always be a team!
Spare players are not needed,
And arbitrators are also not needed.
We wish you strong fetters,
So that together until the gray hair.
And let your team grow
Junior roster is expanding.
Happiness will find you, friends, everywhere,
Only you honor the family charter.
Then give the bride and groom the gifts prepared for them:
- We give you a vest - for the first Alenka!
Rattle - for Andryushka,
Kerchiefs - for the twins Irinka and Marinka,
Toys - for Nastya,
Dummy - for the twins Mishka and Grishka,
Pants - for the fifth son,
Socks - for the last daughter.
And you can complete the presentation with the presentation of gifts at the wedding with the following verses:
- Well, that's all, the gifts were presented,
Let's go back to the table, perhaps we.
But in the end, "bitterly" shout:
We want to see the kiss of love!
