Funny New Year's fairy tale scenes, plays, productions, performances for the New Year. School theater, KVN. Holidays, extracurricular activities at school. Funny New Year's scenario with a modern twist for high school students

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(music at the beginning. The sound of a blizzard)
D.M.: Nothing to see. Where to go? Where to run. We got lost.
sn. And time goes by. Runs. Flies.
D.M. We must overtake him. (music, running in place) Well, we overtook.
Snow Maiden: No
DM: Then he must be detained. ...

Scenario of an extra-curricular event "On New Year's Eve ..." (for high school students)

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Skomorokh 1
Attention! Attention!
Honorary Assembly!
That fairy tales are interesting
Of course, everyone knows.
But how a fairy tale is born
Nobody will guess.

Skomorokh 2
And hardly anyone knows
What happens on New Year's Eve
With heroes...

Scenario of the holiday "New Year in the Magic Kingdom"

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Fairy:
I'm not a magician, I'm just learning.
I know the basics of miracles by heart.
Do you want your eyes to shine with friendship?
Be yourself a comrade, a friend always.
Do you want to be more fun around?
Share your own smile.
Do you want beautiful...

New Year's scenario "New Year in the Olympic Village"

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Music sounds, a witch comes out, begins to conjure to the music.

Witch:
In old fairy tales, scary dreams
Sticky fear walks and wanders.
He lives in the hearts of people
Fetters for hearts weaves.
Hide, hide, month, into the cloud,
Arrows on...

Scene for the new year at the school "Control"

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Scene for the new year at school

Interactive quiz game "Who is sad in the New Year?"

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The melody "New Year's song" sounds

- Children, the melody of a song about a cheerful winter holiday sounds. Did you guess which one?
- Do you like this holiday?
- With what mood do you celebrate the New Year?
- What do you think, is everyone having fun in the New Year?

1 slide. ...

Speech therapy lesson in the form of a quiz "Hello, winter guest!"

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Speech therapist: Guys, today we have a quiz. We'll play a little. To find out the topic of our quiz, you need to guess the riddle.

The cold has come
Turned into ice water
Long-eared hare gray
Turned into a white bunny
The bear stopped crying
IN...

Extra-curricular event "Cool New Year"

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The preparatory phase of the classroom New Year begins on the first day of the second term. On this day, a lottery is held: each student takes out the name of the student for whom he is preparing a New Year's gift. There are several rules: in - ...

New Year with monkey Chita. Children's scenario for the New Year's Eve

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Scene 1 In the foyer near the Christmas tree Abba the dog.
Ava: Hello children! I am the dog Avva. Chita and I help Dr. Aibolit treat all the animals in the world. Do you kids have pets at home? Which? Come on, name it! What are their names? (Children answer). And which of ...

Who is in charge in the New Year? part 2

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In the second part, all the characters go on stage at once, stand and sit down in their places. The words are pronounced in turn, in the same order (alternately going to the center of the stage). The look of all the participants is no longer so solemn, but more untidy. But the tone...

Modern New Year's interpretation of the fairy tale "Turnip" for the New Year's corporate party

Characters:host, Christmas tree, Santa Claus (DM), Baba Yaga (BYA), Snegurochka, Wolf, Fox, Hare, Mouse. Props - according to the scenario.

Leading:
- In one distant abandoned forest, a Christmas tree grew. She grew, she grew, and she grew. Yes, she has grown up so slender, beautiful and tender, even now from the forest right to the podium. All dimensions are maintained, the posture is set, the outfit is swaying, he knows his own worth. Tired of Elka hanging around in the forest alone, she changed her image and leaned into the stars (at the same time, the Christmas tree is transformed and puts a star on her head).

Herringbone:
- I was all green,
prickly, branched,
Was completely deserted
In that distant forest.
Now I'm all beautiful
Tall and slim
And happiness I
I will bring to any home.

Leading:
- Suddenly I saw - someone scratches, hid, and formed in my soul.

Father Frost:
- I am the new Russian Santa Claus
Came from afar.
Quite tired
And all froze -
The road is not easy.
On the way there was a fluff:
Snegurka Merce took my away,
But I'm not an easy guy
Got Adidas on
He quickly attached skis to them
And here I am with you.
DM sees Christmas tree:
- Oh-ba, what kind of green splinter is standing in front of me?

Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beautiful
I stand all alone.
You went to the holiday
Take me too!

Father Frost:
- She chatted, prickly, so be it.

Leading:
- Santa Claus began to pull the Christmas tree. Pulls, pulls, but can not pull. DM began to call grandma.

Father Frost:
- Grandma, grandma, uuuu ...

Baba Yaga appears:
- I'm only 145,
Baba is a berry again.
I got up this morning
I drove it to my hair,
She brought the whole marafet.
Look, Grandpa is not at home!
The old stump has already rolled up.
He ran into the forest behind the Christmas tree.
For me to follow him.
I had to wear roller skates.
My roller skates are good skates.
I would never have caught up with the old man without them.

BYA sees a DM pulling a Christmas tree:
- Wow, what a flower stalk. Are you a botanist collecting a herbarium?

Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beautiful
I stand all alone.
You went to the holiday
Take me too!

Father Frost:
- Don't sip, old lady! You don't see, I found the Christmas tree. Help me get it out!

Baba Yaga:
- Easily!

Leading:
- And they began to pull the Christmas tree together. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull. They decided to call their granddaughter.

Santa Claus and Baba Yaga:
- Granddaughter, granddaughter! A-uuuuu...

The Snow Maiden appeared:
- I am the new Snow Maiden -
Girl-get it!
I stole the Merc from my grandfather,
Went for an encore.
But there was a problem -
My Merc is stuck in the snow
Now I'll be a goodie -
Help Grandpa!
The Snow Maiden sees DM and BYA:
- What kind of collection of old bones?

Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beautiful
I stand all alone.
You went to the holiday
Take me too!

Santa Claus and Baba Yaga:
- Help pull the tree!

Snow Maiden:
- Easily!

Leading:
- And now the three of them are pulling the Christmas tree. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull. They began to call Zhuchka.
Santa Claus, Baba Yaga, Snow Maiden:
- Bug, Bug! A-uuuu….

Wolf:
- I am an evil and terrible gray wolf,
I know a lot about green money.
I will scout any arrows
Frost instantly help
- Both, what kind of shooter?

Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beautiful
I stand all alone.
You went to the holiday
Take me too!

All wolf:
- Help pull the tree!

Wolf:
- Easily!

Leading:
- And they began to pull the Christmas tree again. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull. The Wolf offered to call the Fox.

All:
- Lisa, Lisa!!!

Fox:
I'm a beautiful fox
Modelka, anywhere!
Me in any company
You will always find.
Away - I'm a decoration,
It's warm in the forest
Think guys
How lucky grandpa!
- Oh, why are we flaunting?

Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beautiful
I stand all alone.
You went to the holiday
Take me too

All:
- Help pull the tree!
Fox:
- Easily!

Leading:
- And again they began to pull the Christmas tree. They pull, they pull, but they can't pull. The Fox Hare suggested calling.

All:
- Bunny, Bunny!!!

Bunny:
- Jump and jump,
Jump and jump!
ICQ(ICQ) is silent!
Jump and jump
Jump and jump!
Sotik does not call!
- Oh, what are we rustling about?

Herringbone:
- I'm Elochka - beautiful
I stand all alone.
You went to the holiday
Take me too

All:
- Help pull the tree!

Bunny:
- Easily! Mouse! Mouse!

Mouse:
- Well, you are dark forest dwellers!

The mouse takes out an ax and cuts down the Christmas tree. D.M. takes Yolochka by the hand and leads to the center of the circle. All guests stand in a circle and sing a song for the Christmas tree.

Preview:

Fairy tale "Kolobok in a new way"

Roles: (Grandma, grandfather, gingerbread man, Santa Claus, Hare, Wolf, Bear, Fox, Snow Maiden.)

Grandma and Grandpa talking
Grandfather: Grandma, you know that the New Year is coming soon.
Grandmother: I know, so what?
Grandfather: And the fact that the New Year is on the nose, and in the house at least roll a ball. Bake a bun.
Grandmother: Yes, from what can I bake you?
Grandfather: How from what? Forgot what? They gave us humanitarian aid, there should be flour

Grandmother: Oh, grandfather, I'm sorry, I forgot ... It became completely bad with memory. Now I'll go and bake. Only..
Grandfather: Well, what else?
Grandmother: So there is no firewood at all?
Grandfather: Here is sclerosis! So after all, the gas was carried out, forgot? Or do you remember this only when the receipt for payment arrives?
Grandma: It's true! All right, I'm going to the kitchen.
Grandmother leaves, grandfather sits down and reads a newspaper.
Grandma comes in.
Grandmother: Well, the bun is ready, I'll put it on the window, let it cool.
Grandfather (putting down the newspaper) That's good. In the meantime, I'll go and bring a Christmas tree from the forest.
Grandfather goes into the forest, and grandmother goes to the kitchen.

The bun is waking up.
Kolobok : my parents too! They put their child on the window. They don't think I can catch a cold!?
He climbs down from the window and looks around and goes to the mirror.

Well, who sculpts such koloboks? (shakes his head) Darkness! (puts on dark glasses, ties a dark scarf on the back of his head, looks in the mirror) Here!
Now it's different!

Knock on the door.
Kolobok: Who else is there? (opens the door, Santa Claus is on the threshold)
Gingerbread Man: What kind of natural phenomenon is this?
Santa Claus: I'm Santa Claus.
Kolobok: Who?

DM: What don't you like?
Kolobok: Grandfather, you are behind the times. Who walks like that these days? Is your razor broken, can't you shave? Here my grandfather has a modern vest, I can borrow it. (Santa Claus takes a razor, goes to the mirror and shaves off his beard) And your sheepskin coat is not modern. Take out my grandfather’s sheepskin coat, you’ll still be cooler. (Changes Santa Claus) And a hat, who wears such a hat now? You should have put on a hat with earflaps! Now they wear black, cool hats (they change their grandfather's hat). Now you have a normal outfit. And what kind of stick do you have?
DM (proudly) It's a staff!
Kolobok: What? Yes, with this stick, with your staff, only drive the raven. Better take a machine gun (gives grandfather a machine gun (or pistol) Like this! What do you have in your bag? (peeps in) Ugh, bunnies and bears? Who needs such gifts today. or a mobile phone. And look, grandfather, what did you come in? Only Chukchi ride reindeer! And a cool grandfather should drive a Mercedes. And where is your snow maiden?
D.M. Yes, I left it at home. The time is now, it is dangerous to walk at night.
Kolobok: Understood. Well, now you are a normal, cool Santa Claus!
D.M. Do you think that's how the kids recognize me?

Santa Claus leaves, and the gingerbread man puts on a fashionable jacket and goes into the forest.

Walks through the forest, towards the hare.
Gingerbread Man: Who are you?
Hare: I am a hare, and who are you?
K: And I'm a bun, don't you see, or what?
Z: Oh, bun! Wow you are so cool! Sorry, I didn't acknowledge it. Will you dance for me?

Against the wolf.

Wolf: Who are you?
K: I'm a bun, can't you see?
B: (licking his lips) That's the meeting! And I'm hungry!
K: What about me?
B: I'll eat you!
K: Well, yes! So I will climb into your mouth and climb! You smell from your mouth, ugh! Are you not brushing your teeth? Ashamed! There are so many toothpastes these days! Blendamet, Colgate. At least chew gum. Here's Orbit, chew on it.
The wolf takes the gum.

M. Who are you?
K: Well, damn it, and the animals went! They don't recognize me at all! Yes, I'm a bun!
M. Oh, little bun, it's good that I met you, and I'm hungry.
K: Listen, bear! When did you look in the mirror? Do you look? You need to go on a diet, and you rolled your lip on me! And anyway, why are you running around in the woods? You sleep in a lair and suck your paw, and you're here!
M: So I haven’t eaten in the summer, my stomach is growling (strokes my stomach)
K: So it's because you need to eat natural food, and not all these convenience foods from the supermarket.

A fox in a fashionable fur coat, in a beautiful hairstyle, all made up.
Gingerbread Man: Wow! I met at least one advanced animal in the forest! Who are you, fox?
L: Yes, I am Lisa Patrikeevna.
K: Listen, what do you wash your hair with?
L: Shaum Shampoo.
K: Cool! And your teeth are white!
L: So this is Blendamet.
K: What kind of perfume do you have!
L: So this is ZHADOR (the fox comes up to the bun and hugs him). Oh how delicious you smell!
K: So this is my deodorant, Menen Spitstick.
L: What a good one you have!
The bun moves away from her.
K: Well, you give me these tricks of yours! I know you, you will circle your finger in an instant!

L: Oh, I like you, I like you very much. You're so cool, I'm with you even to the ends of the world!

New Year's sports and health-improving fairy tale

(A . M Altsev ■ )

Characters:

Storyteller, Storyteller, New Year, Old Year, Petya, Zdoroveyka, Whistle, Rackets, Ball, Dumbbells, Stopwatch, Spikelets, Skates, Cigarette End, Ryumashka, Toxicomashka, Datura.

Storyteller:

Seconds are ticking, time is running.
Again, the New Year is in a hurry to us from the east.
The heart stops and waits for something.
New Year, perhaps, a miracle will bring.
Adults and children are waiting for him with hope.
Among them is a boy - fifth grader Petya.
Petya is looking forward to the holiday,
The holiday coincides with his birthday.

Storyteller:

Ah, what happy days at school!
A quarter is running out, rest is ahead.
In the school hall, the Christmas tree likes the outfit,
All her needles sparkle with joy.
Here comes the long-awaited hour -
New Year meets Petin fifth grade.

Storyteller:

As always, the Snow Maiden, white Santa Claus,
He brought his gifts to everyone in a bag.
And at the request of the Christmas tree merrily lit up,
And Yaga with a broom in a mortar swept.
Contests, riddles, noisy dance ...
Oh, what a wonderful New Year's holiday!

Storyteller:

Petya did not want to leave the Christmas tree,
And our Petya decided to extend the miracles.
Secretly hid behind a large curtain.
The school was empty, everything was quiet around ...
In the twilight the tree is a miracle good,
Petya came out of the hiding place slowly.
Here the New Year boy is sad under the Christmas tree.
Suddenly, miraculously, he raises his voice.

New Year:

Hello, hello, Petya!
I'm very, very happy.
How good in the world
Meet these guys
Which adventures
And miracles attract
And good intentions
They live in their hearts.

(Old Year appears from behind the tree)

Old year:

Oh, it's time for me to rest
The new year is following me.
Soon, soon I will change
And I'll dive into history.
I'm a little tired
From what I've seen.
How many different technologies
Any cybernetics.
Watching and having fun
I played little sports.
Oh, I wish I could turn back time
I would follow the regime.
Oh dear guys!
Don't follow me.
Hobbies let others
They will lead you.

(Music is heard. The New Year listens and says):

New Year:

sorry what a song
Can I hear from the gym?

Old year:

They rush to the show
Healthy friends.

(Healthy and his friends appear. They go around the Christmas tree and sing song to the motive "Correspondent's table")

Love everything in the world
Adults and children
Spend your time with us.
It's interesting with us
It's so wonderful with us!
It's more fun to live with us!

Chorus:
Be healthy everyone!
We are always ready
To please the movement of friends.
wonderful moments,
Sea of ​​mood!
It's lighter in my heart.

We are the enemies of disease
All medicines are more useful,
If you are friends with us every day.
We give the body sweetness -
muscle joy,
We drive away sadness and laziness.

Chorus.

Year after year goes by
Smooth round dance
Time is circling the planet.
In this round dance
We find friends
Sports will never be forgotten.

Chorus.

(Oh stop and start the show)

Healthy:

I am an athlete Healthy!
Movement is my life!
I am an athlete in spirit from birth,
My friends are always with me.

Whistle:

I am a whistle! Sports Whistle!
In competitions I am the judge.
fair, objective,
My trill will judge everyone.
I am the law of sports rules
I urge you to respect.
None of them ever
I won't let you break it.

Ball:

I am a ball, cheerful and perky!
I love to jump and fly.
In a skillful game, I am submissive,
Ready to play without rest.
Oh games! How many of them in the world!
And I am the soul of any game.
Like a small planet
I have been flying over the earth for a long time.

Rackets:

We are two girlfriends, two rackets,
We meet with the ball at the net.
I respect big tennis
And I respect the desktop.

Large racket:

The ball plays on my strings
Oh, how beautifully he flies!

Small racket:

And I meet the ball with an overlay
And I will accompany you on the way back.

Together:

Without players we lie, we miss,
And in their hands we come alive.

Dumbbells:

And we, dumbbell twins,
In the hands of we are just great!
We are strength, strength and vigor.
We conquer weakness, ailment.
So that your muscles do not become decrepit,
Don't forget the dumbbells.

Stopwatch:

I am cold-blooded, impartial.
Stopwatch is calling me.
Seconds is the sovereign master,
And in sports, my role is important.
Strive from start to finish
Stop me quickly.
Ah, how fast the seconds fly by!
Their run cannot be slowed down.

spikelets(sing ditties):

We are little sisters,
We are athletes.
We fly like birds
final cells.
Push off, we take off
And in jumping forward we fly,
This is how we fight
With gravity of the earth.

Skates:

We are two brothers, two horses,
Skates with a sharp blade.
Pieces of ice are cut
And they shine like lights.
We are kings of ice
We are doing wonders on the ice.
You guys dear
Let's treat this miracle.

New Year:

I like you guys!
It is clear to me - without you it is impossible.
My days will fade without you
Weeks turn sour with melancholy.
The vices of this are waiting
They guard the prey.

Old year:

Yes, that's right, I know
Where boredom, laziness, vices place.
There is a cigarette butt outside the window
And with him a friend around the corner.
His name is Toxic.
His girlfriend is with him - Rumashka.
Datura crawls out of the urn.
Ugh, they stink far away.

Healthy:

Yes, it's better not to meet them.
And maybe at least once
Should we compete with them?
Let's find out who is the strongest of us.

Old year:

Well, we'll arrange it.
I always love to wonder.
I will unite darkness with light.
Whistle, you are for the judge then.

(looks out the window and says)

Hey! How are you, come here!
(aside, quietly)
Would never see you.
Look at our Christmas tree
Do no harm for an hour.

(In appropriate costumes, groaning, groaning, Vices come out and stand next to Healthy and his friends).

Old year:

Well, just like on Kavane,
As two teams you are on stage.
We will compete
Your tasks will be easy.
Let's measure your lung capacity...

(Gives the ball a device for measuring the vital capacity of the lungs)

Come on, Honey, start.
(The ball blows into the tube)
You're just like in training.
Look, don't break the device.
Now, cigarette butt, you try.
Get your microbes in there.

(Cig butt, straining, blows with all his might into the device, falls to the floor, he is brought to life: they sprinkle water, etc. The old year examines the device):

Old year

Yes I see you are a hero
The device is all yellow from nicotine.
Now we will test the strength
We'll raise the pud now.

(points to fake weights)

Come on, Dumbbells, your word,
The weight is already ready for you.

(Dumbbells lift weights ten times, the whistle whistles):

Enough. Enough. Everything is clear to us.
You are beautifully filled with power.

(nods to Dope)

Dope, let's get started.
Try lifting the weight.

(Datura tries to lift the weight, but whatever he does, he fails. Falls exhausted)

Old year(looking at the weight):

Yes, it would be better if the weight turned yellow.
And then, like a goblin, she turned blue.
What to give, I do not even know.
Maybe Petya can tell me?

Peter:

In length, but you can jump from a place.
Just like me, it's not hard at all.

Old year:

Thank you, Petya, good!
Beautifully jumped and easily.

(Spikes raise their hands)

Spikelets burn with desire
Improve this distance.
Well, sisters, your jump.
Let's test the strength of your legs.

Well done! The jump is great!
And jumpers are cute.

(O refers to vices):
And who will show you the jump?
I hope he doesn't die.

(Ryumashka comes out, swaying, and says in a stammering voice):

Wineglass:

Let me risk my health.
I haven't always been like this.
Once cow's milk
Maybe I drank too.
Then I switched to it.
(P renders a bottle. Makes a half-squat, swings his arms back, loses balance, falls, gets up, somehow makes a small jump, goes to his company)

Old year:

Yes, very well done.
And you can see she was very tired.
However, what else can you think of?
So that without falls and without noise.
Aha! There is good fun
She will be to your liking.

(referring to vices):

Hey gop company, let's go!
Get ready to pull the rope.

(referring to Healthy and his friends)

And who will go from you guys
From the other rope?

(Healthy and his friends confer)

Healthy:

I asked my friends
So that I am alone, I have enough strength.

(There is a tug-of-war with varying success. In the end, Healthy wins).

Old year:
And here's another challenge...

(Cigarette and company shout):

Cigarette butt:

No! We are no longer able!
Enough, stop teasing.
We will not compete.

Toxicom:

It hurts me from jumping and running,
The air would be aerosol to me.

Wineglass:

And I would like vodka, wine,
And then, oh, jump. It too.

Datura:

What games? you, in nature,
When the gut desires foolishness.
We entered, but not there.
Time to get lost, bro.

Toxicom:

Yes, we can't get high here,
It's time to tear the claws out of here.

Wineglass:

Of course, here and do not take a sip,
You can stretch your legs.

Cigarette butt:

Let's go there my family
Where Zdoroveyka does not get.

(They walk around the Christmas tree, supporting each other, sing a song to the motive "Roasted Chicken")

fried chicken,
steamed chicken,
We're not chickens, we'll tell you.
We are all serious
Formidable vices
And we have health in half.

Toxic machine!
And I'm Rumashka!
And I'm a Cigarette End, I'm a Datura.
We are always looking for a buzz
We're in trouble without a buzz
Smoke, breathe, pour a glass.

Oh, you get sick.
Ah, you'll be silly.
There is no need to scare us.
And let's get poisoned
But let's pull away
We don't care about health.

(Vices go away).

Old year:

You see, my friend, the New Year,
What I left you.
I gave them last year,
And I didn't fix them.
Year after year, century after century
Vices pass.
Oh, poor, weak man!
They take him out.
I wish you, young friend,
Strengthen a healthy spirit in yourself!

New Year:

I will be from the very first days
Make friends with Health!
Support his friends
Sports help you get stronger
Spiritual, better and smarter!
No vices, I say.
Not on my way with them.
They lead the whole world into darkness
The Devil is proud of them.

Old year:

There are a few hours left
And you change me.
I see you are ready
You are walking across the country.
All! In places, it's time, friends.
Everyone has their own worries.
Here is Petya's family waiting at home
To celebrate the New Year.
Let's join hands
And we'll walk around the Christmas tree.

(They walk around the Christmas tree and sing a song to the motif "Blue Carriage")

Here we say goodbye to the Old Year,
We meet the New Year at the gate.
We meet with new hopes.
We believe he will bring us happiness.

Chorus:



Together and cheerfully we will go along it.

We like to study at school very much,
We go to school to get knowledge.
We dream of becoming famous in the future,
We dream of becoming famous.

Chorus.

Let's all be healthy and strong!
May success follow us.
Let's all be happy and kind!
Happy New Year to all!

Joy, joy, the New Year shines.
From this joy, everything around is brighter.
A staircase descends from the sky for days of the year,
Together and cheerfully we will go along it!

Celebrating the New Year in high school should be non-trivial and fun. After all, the guys studying in grades 9-11 hardly believe in Santa Claus, so you should approach the preparation of the script with great responsibility. Be sure to include modern jokes and outdoor games with prizes. And then all schoolchildren will be satisfied with the evening spent. Here is one example of the possible behavior of a holiday for such an audience.

Captive Santa Claus

Leaders take the stage. This is a girl and a boy, in an evening dress and a strict formal suit. Leading: Dear guests! We are glad to welcome you all to this fabulous hall! presenter: Today is a special day, because very soon we will all celebrate an incredibly beautiful, magical and beloved holiday. Of course, it's New Year's Eve! Leading: Let's spend it in such a way that it would be possible to remember this for another whole year, and it's not a shame to put it on YouTube. presenter: Yes, we are waiting for such adventures that the video of the holiday will gain a lot of views. And all of us will become real stars of the Internet! Leading: I propose to start the fun. To do this, you need to light the Christmas tree. One of the high school students enters the stage with a canister and matches. high school student: What should be lit here? This is us right now. presenter: No, no, you misunderstood. We need the Christmas tree to shine with bright lights. And for this you need real magic. Leading: Well, or at least a garland and a socket of suitable power. Let's call the school electrician and the physics teacher, I think they can help us. Let's guys three or four electrician, electrician! presenter: Do not forget that the New Year is a time of miracles, so we need fairy-tale characters. Guys, let's call Santa Claus! The hosts with the guests present at the holiday begin to call Santa Claus. The song of the group "Disco Crash" "New Year" sounds, and Baba Yaga enters the stage in a rocker bandana and a leather jacket. A Santa Claus costume is thrown over her shoulders. In her hands she carries a large red sack and a staff. Baba Yaga: Hello my irises! I am cheerful, oh, that is, cheerful Santa Claus, I brought you gifts, we will light it together - celebrate a nasty holiday.

presenter: Something tells me that you are not a grandfather. Look at you! Where are the good wizard's business, quickly speak. And then we will find control over you in an instant. Baba Yaga: No! I am that same magician, I just met with Santa yesterday, celebrated a holiday, so I look bad. Guys, do any of you believe that I'm real? Some of the guys sitting in the hall will definitely shout in jest that they really believe in it. Baba Yaga: Come on stage as soon as possible, my yacht! I will give you a present. You will be alone, sitting among these goofs full! Hands a schoolboy a bunch of mice and lizards. Such frightening toys can be bought at any souvenir or children's goods store. Baba Yaga: Something you, my dear, I see, are not satisfied? Ali did not like the gift. So I'll tell you how you can cook a delicious soup out of these charms. By the way, it is not a shame to serve it on the festive table to guests. You take a large cauldron, add salt to taste, two packs of bay leaves, the same amount of black pepper ... Leading: So, let's stop this circus. You, grandmother, better become the administrator of one of the social networks and lead a culinary public there. There will be a lot of subscribers for sure. presenter: That's it, and don't talk your teeth to us. Where is Grandpa doing? Nobody here believes you! Baba Yaga A: I have proof. Now my granddaughter will do. They call her Snow Maiden. A kikimora in a green wig, dressed in a snow maiden costume, enters the hall. Leading: What's with your granddaughter's hair? And she doesn’t look like a snow maiden somehow. Baba Yaga: All this is a cursed subculture. My yacht turned into punks. It is she who is without a Mohawk now, otherwise she will come out, it used to be in an open field, and the birds, out of fear, all fly south ahead of time, and some generally fall upside down with their paws. The bear, and he did not touch her, but the hares with squirrels said that when he ran away, he crossed himself three times with his right paw. presenter: Well, if you continue to claim that you are real, let's light the Christmas tree. Santa Claus can do it. baba yaga: One, two, three, burn the Christmas tree. Knocks with a staff, nothing happens. kikimora: Let me try. One, two, three, Christmas tree burn! Nothing comes out, probably the batteries are dead. Come on, crank it up, damn thing. One, two, three, Christmas tree burn! presenter: Okay, stop this farce. Let's do it! We will call the guys from the audience for help and decide everything in a fair fight. If they defeat you, you will tell us where your grandfather and gifts went, and if you do, you will celebrate the New Year with us. Two guys are invited from the hall, the presenters invite them to participate in a tug-of-war contest. Baba Yaga, along with Kikimora, of course, lose and fall funny on the floor. kikimora: It's all because of you, you old hag, I told you, tie a fly agaric stew three times a day, otherwise at such a pace Koschey will seem like a handsome prince to you. Baba Yaga: Good good. We'll tell you where your beloved wizard is. But we also have our own conditions. Leading: what, I wonder - a VIP-class stupa and three million dried toads? kikimora: No. You will need to answer all of our questions correctly. Would you like to take part in the quiz? Then we will tell you how to save the holiday. Baba Yaga and Kikimora take turns asking questions:

1. We had a dog with Kikimora, and so she was tied to a rope, the length of which was as much as eight meters. Once she managed to walk as much as three hundred meters. How did it happen? (The rope was not tied to anything but the dog).
2. What is heavier: a kilogram of coniferous needles that remain after you throw away a Christmas tree or a kilogram of lead? (Both have the same weight).
3. What is the main difference between Santa Claus and Santa Claus? (The main difference is not in clothes and appearance, one is a Russian fairy-tale character, the other is American).
4. Two birch trees grow in a snow-covered field, each of them has seventeen cones. How many cones are on two birches? (Cones do not grow on birches).

Baba Yaga: Well, you answered the questions, now you can give the wizard to you. Both villains leave the stage and bring Santa Claus into the hall. He sits on a chair, tied to it with tinsel. A bump sticks out in the mouth of a fairy-tale character. The leaders untie the old man. Father Frost: Oh, you, evil spirits of the forest. What did you think! Give me back my staff and my fur coat immediately! For the fact that you decided to ruin the holiday for the guys, I will freeze you. Ice cold, snow whirlwinds, rather here. Santa Claus hits the floor with a staff and both villains freeze in place. presenter: They played a cruel joke on you, grandfather. But today is not an ordinary day, but a magical one, maybe we will free them, but we will take a promise from them that they will not behave badly anymore. Do you agree, dear guests? Father Frost: Well, well, granddaughter, be your way. It’s just that I’ve become old, I don’t have any memory at all, I bewitched them, but I don’t remember how to return everything back. Now... Melt, melt and don't freeze again. No, it doesn't work. Freeze, freeze, wolf tail. Also not that. It's like a completely different opera. presenter: How can we be now? Maybe someone knows this spell, otherwise the chimes are about to start beating, and our uninvited guests are still in a stupor.

Father Frost: My granddaughter knows the spell, but she went to the beauty salon in the morning and still hasn't returned. Let's call her together. The presenters and the whole hall loudly call the Snow Maiden. A modern melody sounds and the granddaughter of Santa Claus enters the hall. For this role, you should choose a pretty girl of model appearance. Father Frost: Where have you been, granddaughter, so much has happened here? Snow Maiden: What happened to you again, grandfather? So I was late for the spa, I sat in line for three hours at the hairdresser, I almost got into a fight with Cinderella. And the nail art master wanted to rip off a double price from me in honor of the holiday. Leading: O times, o manners! Your grandfather was kidnapped by forest villains, we freed him with the guys, and now he froze them, but forgot how to unfreeze them. Snow Maiden A: Well, you do. Well, grandfather, you amaze me. How about calling your foreign partner, with whom you exchanged experience yesterday so that it was not fate that you barely made it home? He takes out his phone from his pocket and pokes at the buttons. Ale, hey, Santa, how do I blow doo? Oh, so you understand Russian? Great, so you walked yesterday! How can we unfreeze two villains? I got it. Thank you! smack! Listen, grandfather, Santa says that they need to be warmed three times with a staff. Father Frost: Oh, right, I keep forgetting how this spell works. Approaches the villains and hits them on the head with a staff. After that, Baba Yaga and Kikimora thaw. Baba Yaga: Forgive us, grandfather, it’s just that no one loves us, so we decided to celebrate the New Year at least once in a good company. kikimora: Yes, she lies. We just wanted to take a selfie against the background of a beautiful Christmas tree in fashionable clothes, but we could not light it. Father Frost: Well, okay, jester with you. One, two, three, Christmas tree burn! He hits the floor with his staff and at this time the Christmas tree lights up with colorful lights! Baba Yaga and Kikimora take out their phone and run to her to take fashion photos. They make funny faces and pose. Leading: That wonderful moment has come. Very soon, Christmas trees will light up in millions of homes across the country. People will cut salads, open champagne and celebrate this magical and most beloved holiday! presenter: We wish all of you to celebrate this holiday in the circle of truly close and beloved people. And most importantly, be happy!

If you have not yet decided what the scene for the New Year 2015 will be, the corporate party will not do without a comic scene about the boss. You can show a skit called "Employees come up with congratulations."

The host says: You all know that how you celebrate the New Year depends on how you spend it! But there is another, less well-known saying - “As you congratulate the boss, then you will work with him for a year!”. This is what happens when employees are too responsible for congratulating their beloved chef:

There is a table on the stage with a pile of papers on it. Three employees with serious faces are sitting at the table and intensively writing something. One employee takes another sheet, writes on it, reads it, and immediately crumples and throws it away. The conversation starts:

• Employee 1: Don't worry! We prepared a gift, there was some nonsense left - to sign a New Year's card!
• Worker 2: Do you think this is nonsense? And why did you yourself tell our Sergei Nikolayevich that he had not yet received such congratulations? Now come up with it!
• Worker 1: Actually, it was a bright advertisement! Without the spectacular promotion of the film, would you go to the cinema?
• Worker 3: Let's do the job first, and then at least we'll go to the cinema, even to a cafe!
• Employee 1: Or maybe we can write like this: “For a better life in a team, do not save on corporate parties!”?
• Employee 3: Yes, employees will like this greeting. But Sergei Nikolaevich, I think, not very much.
• Worker 2: Or maybe we’ll write: “We wish you happiness in your personal life in the New Year, and be longer on sick leave!”?
• Worker 3: No, this wish is even worse than the first one! Why did you come up with it?
• Worker 2: So don't you remember how he was on sick leave for two weeks in November, and returned so tanned and rested! So we wish him that more often the sick leave was just like that!
• Employee 3: You're right, I remembered that. But maybe a better congratulation would be different?
• Worker 1: Congratulations should be beautiful and bright. Like his secretary! Or maybe, instead of a postcard, we will ask Katya to put on a ribbon with the inscription “Happy New Year!”, And let her walk with her all the holiday?
• Employee 3: No, that won't work at all. We will write: “In the New Year, our team wishes all the best for itself, because when everything is fine with us, it means that we are doing great work, and everything will be fine with you too!”
• Worker 1: The word “good” is repeated very long and many times! Why don't we just give Sergey Nikolaevich a bottle of expensive cognac instead of a postcard?
• Employee 2: That's a great idea!
• Employee 3: Great! And how did we not guess!

This is where the scene ends, the young people leave, the presenter comes out again and says: “Our team also does not know how to write beautiful words, but let me give you a bottle of excellent cognac!”. And hands the bottle to the boss.

Scene "Hiring the Snow Maiden"

Maybe another scene for the New Year 2015, the Snow Maiden will give funny emotions for a corporate party. The scene is called "Hiring the Snow Maiden." The host says, “You didn’t think about it, but in order to get to the position of the Snow Maiden, you need to pass a difficult interview! Santa Claus's helper passes a rigorous selection process! Let's see how it goes!"

A man is sitting at a table on the stage - an employee of the personnel department. Opposite him sits a girl - a blonde in a blue dress, decorated with white fur.

• Man: Good afternoon! Is your name Anastasia?
• Girl: Hello! Yes, Nastya. It is my name!
• Man: Do you know English? Very good, because Santa Claus also comes to foreigners living in Russia. As I understand from your resume, based on the phrase “Pushkin is forever”, do you like to read Russian classics?
• Girl: I only read Russian classics!
• Man: Then tell me something from Pushkin.
• Girl: Oh, you know, my cousin lives in Pushkin. The city, of course, is beautiful, but the prices for food there are some kind of horror!
• Man: That your brother lives in Pushkin, I understand that. Or maybe you can tell me a verse?
• Girl: Frost and sun, wonderful day! You are still dozing, my lovely friend!
• Man: That's great! Do you know how to dance, Nastya?
• Girl: Of course, I prepared a dance for you! (Begins to spin in place.)
• Man: Stop! Are there other moves in your dance?
• Girl: I can draw an asterisk! (Freezes in place, raising his arms and spreading them wide in different directions).
• Man: Okay. I hope you realize what a responsible position it is to be an assistant to Santa Claus. You must always be ready to support your grandfather. More often, of course, in a figurative sense, but sometimes in the literal sense.
• Girl: I'm ready to support him!
• Man: Great. And the last question. Why are you applying specifically for the position of the Snow Maiden?
• Girl: You see, I always wanted a man to give me a lot of gifts! And in this job I will be literally surrounded by them!
• Man: I understand, the argument is weighty. Congratulations, you've been hired! Now you are our new Snow Maiden.

A small show for schoolchildren

A scene for the New Year with jokes will appeal to teenagers. For example, schoolchildren can prepare a sketch “What kind of holiday is the New Year?”. The host says: “Let's imagine that a daughter from a distant country came to the father-oligarch for the winter holidays. And they didn’t hear anything about the New Year. And dad tries to explain to his daughter what kind of holiday it is. Let's see what kind of conversation they have!

To participate in this scene for the role of the father, it is worth inviting the tallest and largest high school student. He must dress in a formal suit and behave seriously during the skit. And a student of grades 5-6 can apply for the role of a daughter. She, on the contrary, laughs during the performance, speaks quickly.

• Dad: Daughter, I'm glad that you came to me in the winter! After all, you always came to visit only in the summer. You arrived just in time for the big holiday. Do you know what holiday will be in three days?
• Daughter: No, dad, how do I know the names of the holidays! I'm only 11 years old!
• Dad: Try to guess what the holiday that opens the year can be called?
• Daughter: Maybe a flight day to Bali?
• Dad: No, I didn't! Moreover, you and your mother celebrate the day of the flight to Bali every month, on the 10th.
• Daughter: Oh, I get it! It must be that day again when you say you have no money!
• Dad: No, daughter, I only say this on the day the tax office arrives.
• Daughter: Or maybe it's the day of the slides at the water park?
• Dad: I'm talking about a big holiday, and you remembered the day our jacuzzi broke down.
• Daughter: Okay, I give up. Tell me the name of this holiday.
• Dad: It's called "New Year".
• Daughter: Just the beginning of the year and that's it? What is special about this day?
• Dad: On this day, children are given a lot of gifts.
• Daughter: You're talking about my usual day! And I asked what is unusual about this holiday?
• Dad: On this day, you will receive a gift not from me, and not from mom, but from Santa Claus!
• Daughter: Who is he? Does he have more money than you?
• Dad: No, I have much more money!
• Daughter: This Santa Claus is strange. Why does he give gifts to others then? Let me buy something.
• Dad: So it's his job to give gifts.
• Daughter: Does he get a big salary for this?
• Dad: No, he is not paid at all for this job.
• Daughter: It's good that you're not Santa Claus! What do people do on this holiday?
• Dad: The whole family gathers at a large table, they eat delicious things, drink wine, communicate, and the children play, and even before that they decorate the Christmas tree. And when a certain time comes, the children shout in chorus “One, two, three, burn the Christmas tree!”.
• Daughter: You're telling me about barbecue day! After all, then people also sit at the table with the whole family, and the children play.
• Dad: But they don't have a Christmas tree that day. And look at our beautiful Christmas tree! Let's go dress her up.
• Daughter: Why dress up, it will burn anyway?
• Dad: It's just an expression. And we will hang colored lanterns on it, they will glow beautifully. That's it, I'm waiting for you in the room where the tree stands. (Exits.)
• Daughter: (Speaks upset) Well, I thought, at least we’ll jump over the fire! All right, I'll go help dad hang the lanterns. (Exits.)

Scene for kids

This scene for the New Year 2019 can be played both in kindergarten and in elementary school. It's called "Where did the goat go?". At the beginning of the skit, the host says: “Children, you know that soon the horse should give way to the goat. But where is the goat? Let's search!"

• Horse: Guys, have you seen the goat? I don't understand where did she go? We have to change, but it's still not there!
• Baba Yaga: You don't have to wait for your goat! I kidnapped her!
• Horse: How so? And who will replace me? Who will rule 2019?
• Baba Yaga: If she does not replace you, then there will be no winter, but there will always be summer! I want to sunbathe and swim!
• Horse: But you can't interfere with nature. Is it dangerous! You leave children without a New Year, it’s impossible. Let's play, and if we win, will you release the goat?
• Baba Yaga: Come on, I love riddles. I'll win in two!
• Horse: The first riddle: “She leaves - sheds tears, and she sweeps for three months, walks like a blizzard, how is she called?”
• Baba Yaga: You're telling me a simple set of words! I don't know the answer!
• Horse: Then let the children answer (the children say that it is winter).
• Horse: Listen to the second riddle: “This cheerful grandfather brought us gifts. Everyone loves him very much, but his name is ...?
• Baba Yaga: I only know one grandfather - Koshchei the immortal.
• Horse: And again you didn't guess. Let the guys answer (the children say that this is Santa Claus).
• Horse: The last riddle: “There is a beard, wool and legs, Ears, tail, and horns. Even though I bleat, I don’t sing, I give you milk.
• Baba Yaga: I don’t know what kind of miracle Yudo is!
• Horse: Will the children be able to name the answer? (Children say it's a goat).
• Baba Yaga: Ordinary goat? And presented as a miracle beast. Okay, get your goat!
• Goat enters the stage and says: Thank you, guys, thank you, Horse! You saved me from the evil Baba Yaga! Now I will be with you for a whole year!

Any scene for the New Year will be received joyfully. It is not necessary to invite artists to perform it. On the contrary, when colleagues or classmates are on stage, it is doubly pleasant. Perhaps the exception is a holiday in kindergarten. It will be difficult for kids to remember a long text. Therefore, it is better if the scene is shown by adults or older brothers and sisters.