Funny Happy New Year greetings in frames. Cool Happy New Year greetings. I wish you to live in the New Year without grief and worries

When celebrating the New Year, you can, and should, have a lot of fun. After all, how you meet the coming year is how you will spend it! That's why guests compete in witty jokes and the funniest and funniest New Year greetings. Such funny wishes will be appreciated by everyone present. And so as not to look for them and not invent them, we have made a selection of such cool, humorous, funny New Year greetings in poetry and prose, for family, friends and colleagues at a corporate party.

I wish you to live in the New Year without grief and worries!

Short funny Happy New Year greetings in verse

Money - so that the chickens don’t peck,
Health is like snowflakes outside the window,
So that the whole family can relax in the South,
Happy New Year, nothing else!

We plowed like horses
At work for a whole year.
They deserve it! And today
Let's have a blast people!
From my heart I wish you
Relax like never before.
Happy New Year!
Be happy, friends!

I wish you a Happy New Year
Live without grief and worries!
Don't go to the pharmacy all year,
Pay off the entire mortgage
Travel to the Bahamas more often,
Don't make drama out of problems
And don’t accumulate grudges,
Life will immediately become easier!

Herring under a fur coat
On the festive table,
Magnificent jelly,
Salad "Olivier".
Shampoo, tangerines,
Sandwich with caviar...
There is no more delicious picture -
Let's celebrate the New Year!

Of course I congratulate you
Our glorious Russian people
For two weeks everyone meets
Only in Russia is it New Year!

I want Santa Claus
Gave you everything:
Lots of money and gifts!
In general... ask him!

They wish you a lot for the New Year,
But I want to say it briefly:
Let the year be like compote -
Rich and very sweet!

Congratulations, Happy New Year to you!
We wish you a lot of happiness in this finest hour,
Strength, vigor, health and cheerful eyes,
New Year's adventures and other mischief!

The fir trees are decorated, the plates are arranged,
The candles are burning and the crystal is sparkling,
Appetizers are ready, salads are dressed,
A new January is about to begin.
I wish each other to say: “Happy New Year!”
Not virtually, but looking into your eyes.

What do you wish for the New Year?
An easy life without worries?
Maybe happiness and fun,
Weddings, money, housewarmings?
You will have “both this and that”
There will be a ticket in the summer,
Lottery tickets...
And hot cutlets
They will be waiting for you on the stove...
The main thing is not to lose heart!

It’s good that not all New Year’s wishes come true! Otherwise, where would we get so much stuff?

Colleagues, we rejoice! We are all looking forward to the holiday!

Cool Happy New Year greetings to work colleagues at corporate events in verse and prose

Colleagues, on the eve of the New Year I would like to wish you fabulous salaries, magical working conditions and bosses who will always be in a wonderful mood! Let your experience and knowledge become more valuable than any wealth. But if someone decides to buy them, bargain until the last minute!

For the coming New Year
It's time to wish your colleagues
Less hard work
More nice salaries!

Let clients become smarter
The staff will be nice
Let the authorities praise, cherish,
And work will become easier than play!

Colleagues! Well, another year has passed when we all worked hard together!

I wish that in the New Year we not only work well, but also receive money well! Let there be exactly as many of them as each of us wants! Then we'll see which of us is the greediest. Happy New Year!

Dear employees, forever beauties,
For your husbands you are companions, but for us you are colleagues.
Happy new year to the future
We congratulate you,
Here's what we wish for in 2019:

Don't get sick, don't be sad,
Eat deliciously, sleep long,
Dress up, buy,
To be surprised, to be surprised,
To become prettier and younger,
And warm us with a smile!

Dear colleague! I had an amazing dream today: in it you win a huge amount of cash in the lottery, your boss gives you his place, and the most famous director gives you the main role in his film. I sincerely congratulate you on the New Year and wish that your dream turns out to be prophetic

We are sitting in the New Year's company in the company of dear,
And dumplings and beer warm our souls.
Colleagues are all dancing and the tree is on fire,
The boss is the most beautiful of all, but he looks askance.

He looks angry and gloomily puffs,
We won’t ruin our careers now!
We'll dance for the bosses, sing about the Christmas tree,
Colleagues, we rejoice! We are all looking forward to the holiday!

In our team, there are enough women,
I would like to have more, to be honest.
What beauties, my lady and miss,
You look sharp and every whim.

Let's do it today! All the food is for you,
And we offer you a toast, because women are class!
In short, colleagues, let’s leave it aside,
We'll just congratulate this lyric.

Each other today, to the fullest!
Hurray, happy new year! Dear team!

Dear male colleagues! In the coming year, may each of you become the object of close female attention and receive as much money as snowflakes fall in a snowy winter. We wish you the best weather forecasts and exchange rates, festive mood and excellent good health. You'll need it today

We can mix up our affairs,
Find yourself on the carpet with your boss,
At work, as if she were drinking in the forest:
If you give a tree, you cut it and that’s it!
We are the most important hard workers here,
And at lunchtime, during the break, we rest.
That's what it means - colleagues. And they don't wait for us
Lonely everyday life with iced tea.
The team is strength, and in the New Year
I am glad to congratulate you all. Let him bring you
Respect, happiness, good luck this fresh New Year.

In the new year, I want to wish my colleagues to be just as open, welcoming, flexible, and collected. So that all production plans are within your control.

Of course, let Santa Claus, in the form of the management of our company, raise everyone’s salaries, send everyone on a six-month vacation and, as a bonus, give trips to exotic countries! And in the future, let's all become millionaires, let's not work, but just be friends!

Worked tirelessly for a year
Our close-knit team.
We deserve it, guys.
“Tearaway” corporate event.
I wish you a great walk,
To remember later.
Positively, clearly, clearly
Let's enter the New Year together.
I wish you all success,
And noble incomes,
So that the salary allows
We have a very sweet life!

Who has worked hard and persistently throughout the past year? Who tries and pulls the heavy load? Who is ready to rush ahead of the finish line and outrun the competitors to arrive first? Who has taken out his own company many times and helped it overcome all difficulties and crisis situations? That's right, it's her team of professional and loyal employees!
Dear colleagues, you are real frontline workers, you are fighters, tested by dozens of battles, hours of overtime, crisis and other “surprises”

I’ll say it without embellishment, friends,
I love the team.
Either joke or don't joke -
This is where our paths converged.
You can't count the wishes.
It is an honor to congratulate you.
May the New Year bring
A lot of joyful worries.
Happiness will come to every home
And it will bring good luck.
May there be love and health.
And success will not forget you.
Let Santa Claus give everyone
A lot of joyful troubles
May the whole year not be sad,
Quite the opposite!

To you in the year that is coming,
I wish you prospects
Let it be remembered for a long time
Our bright corporate event.
Let the team prosper
Let the income multiply
Let your career strive upward,
May we all be lucky in everything.
May our work make us happy,
Salary increases
In business relationships
There will be only “peace and quiet.”

And we will celebrate the Chinese New Year in Russian!

The New Year is rushing towards us in a car...

May you not only celebrate the New Year
The card will fall with a lucky suit
And may the cheerful stargazer
He will predict a happy life for you.

So that the table is covered with caviar,
And so that the ward is mindful
And so that the snowy mountain
Your salary has always increased!

Jellied meat and Olivier,
Manicure and studio,
Oh, and Santa Claus asked
We have a whole cartload of worries!

But on New Year's Day
We are not afraid of troubles.
With a staff, Frost will hit,
We will be inundated with gifts!

The New Year is long overdue,
He wants to come to us
Happy New Year!
He's probably on his way!

We are waiting for this day with champagne,
And with liqueur, and with wine,
Someone is waiting for him with liquor,
And with excellent cognac!

It’s also a holiday for the stomach,
Or maybe it's a feast?
Olivier, balyk, sausage,
Goose, caviar, olives, cheese!

Open the chimneys
Attics and garages:
Santa Claus enters as he pleases
And he’s already in a hurry!

May he bring you health,
Three chests with money,
Two big buckets of love
And half a bag of smiles!

Eighteenth century: New Year in the fields
He rides towards us with bells on three horses.

Nineteenth century: even bears know -
He rides his bike progressively.

The twentieth century: along the highway without noise and dust
The New Year is rushing towards us in a car.

Twenty-one now: The New Year is in no hurry -
He comes to us with all his gifts... stuck in a traffic jam.

Don't worry, everything will come true in the right order!
The New Year will slowly bring everything to everyone!

Letter to Santa Claus
I wrote a long time ago
So that everyone's dreams come true
I asked him.

I want an iPhone as a reward,
I want to, but I just can’t!
And I don’t need to repeat
To roll your lip!

Happy New Year!
Let cheerful Santa Claus
Happiness will come to you in a sled
And a whole lot of good luck.

Let him park at the house
A truck of joy and laughter,
The wagon will bring love
And a big KAMAZ of success.

Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
This is a childhood holiday
Which everyone finds
Cash!

Do you remember what
There were matinees
Like snowflakes and foxes
Did you come to school?

Santa Claus gave gifts
For a simple poem,
He had a lot of them -
Not just one bag!

Happy New Year!
This is a holiday of childhood,
And then comes Christmas
Right next door!

Let unknown people in masks meet only at the New Year's carnival!

Live with style in the New Year!

The New Year holiday has arrived! Now everyone is happy, everyone is full, a little drunk and overly pleased... But no one can sleep: look more cheerful and cheerful! We welcome the coming year and close the old one. I wish you everything in the new year. As long as it's within the law!

Our festive New Year's table is bursting with all sorts of treats. I want all the guests at such a table in the New Year not to have a single reason for sour smiles and bitter disappointment. And there were tons of sweet moments and thrills! Live with style in the New Year and every day after that!

You and I have a lot to worry about during the New Year holidays. You need to try all the treats, have time to drag the cat away from the Christmas tree, don’t forget to make a wish and freeze for a long time on the street while everyone sets off fireworks! In a word, the holiday is taking its course, so the time has come to wish you endurance! May your happiness be magnificent and very personal!

In the New Year, I wish you to be exhausted with happiness, tormented by torment over where to spend money, to feel weak from ardent love, to experience bouts of dizziness from the vast possibilities and to suffer from bouts of uncontrollable laughter.

I wish you a happy New Year and a mischievous, enjoyable holiday. Let champagne lift your spirits, the president’s speech give you hope, delicious food pleasantly satiate you, let only gifts lie under the tree, not tired guests, and let your head not hurt in the morning.

We don't know what this year will bring us. But we remember that Santa Claus never offends kind and good children. And since we are all children at heart, we have no doubt that the bearded grandfather has prepared for us everything we desired, cherished and wonderful. Happy New Year!

Nice, cool, lovely guests! We have gathered today to celebrate the New Year together... Well, while it is late, let me congratulate everyone on the upcoming New Year and wish you to fly through the whirlwind of funny jokes and songs, cool parties and test couples at the institute, find new friends and not forget old ones ! Good luck!

Life will take a turn for the better in the New Year... Be the best!!!

If on New Year's night
A strange uncle will come to you -
In a red hat and a cigar
With vinaigrette in the beard
With a loud laugh, with a kind look
He threatens with a machine gun.
So you don’t need to drink anymore!!
Happy New Year!

Answer

Hello, gentlemen!

You have already thought about what words you will use to congratulate your loved ones on that most important day of the year - the New Year holiday. Yes, of course, first you still need to remember and wish all your colleagues and managers good health, because only then will a feast be organized at home.

Today I suggest that you familiarize yourself with this selection and take some poetry, or perhaps you prefer to pronounce words in prose, as a note. After all, soon everyone will have to sign, or take beautiful pictures, download them and print them. In general, there are so many ideas here that I don’t want to choose.

I didn’t forget about the children either; last time we taught with them. So they can delight you again and again on December 31st.

I tried to make this note so that everyone could find cool and funny quatrains that can either be memorized, sent via SMS or WhatsApp, and also sent to friends, colleagues and relatives on the social networks Odnoklassniki or VKontakte.

Take these humorous poems and rhymes and send them out, because it’s so funny and immediately lifts your spirits. This means that the coming night will bring a lot of luck and smiles.

Friends, you can use the classic versions of wishes, or you can go the other way and adopt these rather simple poems, which contain so many warm words and phrases. These quatrains are suitable for everyone, say them or send them by correspondence.

Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
With new happiness and goodness.
May it bring health
And prosperity in every home.

Let the snowflakes dance around,
Let your dreams come true.
Good luck to everyone,
Peace, happiness, warmth.

May this year give
A storm of feelings and a sea of ​​passion
Yes, love is a whirlpool.

Many joyful moments
Crushing victories
Travel, entertainment,
The crunch of bills and the clink of coins.

Like the foam melts in champagne,
Let the burden of worries disappear.
May you be successful
It will be all next year!

Happy New Year to all people!
Happy New Happiness to all children!
Happy New Car to all men!
Happy new clothes for lovely women!
Happy New Pacifier to all babies!
Happy New Pension for Old Women!
Happy New - Chefs - Parsley!
Happy New Joy for the Sad!
Happy New Herbal Tea - heavy!
Happy New Fur Coat to all the frozen ones!
Happy New Home to all taiga people!
Happy New Year to all the beautiful ones,
Both happy and unhappy!
May we next year
Lucky as anyone

May the New Year be a happy star
Will enter your family comfort,
Hastily with the old year
Let all the troubles go away!
Let every day warm you with warmth
And it will bring a lot of happiness,
And all doubts will be dispelled
New Year arrived at midnight!

Happy New Year!!!
We wish you happiness with all our hearts!
To get you through this year
Without sadness and worries.
May New Year's Santa Claus
Will give you a whole cartload of happiness.
Good health to boot,
In everything planned - good luck,
Peace, friendship, happiness, affection,
May life be like in a fairy tale!!!

May the New Year be generous,
Let him not skimp on happiness,
Let him light the stars on time,
May all your wishes come true.

New Year is like magic!
People say
How do you meet him?
That's how you'll spend it.

I wish you to have fun
All night long
Let the champagne sparkle
And the soul sings!

Let smiles surround you
To the heart of sweet faces,
And everyone's eyes are shining
Happiness without borders!

New Year is coming!
We don't know yet
How much business will he bring?
Happy New Year,
I want to wish you
Peace, joy, fun,
To work and dream!
Drink, but without a hangover!
So that the work is a success,
And there was good harmony in the family,
In general, I promise
Win all the awards!
Not empty promises
After all, the reward will find you!
I want to wish you happiness
On this good New Year!

A fairy tale will knock on the door,
Snow will fall to the ground,
The miracle will finally happen
And the New Year will come.

Let him be kind, warm,
Let the light of happiness sparkle,
Let there be many ups in it,
Lots of joy and victories!

Laughter, love, success, luck
Let Santa Claus give
A bag of dollars to boot,
And a bouquet of hundreds of roses!

Let the holiday bring joy,
Joy to days and sweetness to dreams,
Hello, warmth, luck!
Happy New Year! Good luck to you!

I wish you peace and goodness,
Love, warmth!
May this New Year
Will bring success and joy!

May the New Year open its doors
Into the world of magic, care, faith.
And all good things will begin!
May luck smile on you!

I wish you a New Year,
So that the year goes by without hassle,
Gave you a lot of happiness
And sheltered from all bad weather.

Let the magic happen
Celebration gives joy.
May everyone's dreams come true.
Happiness, peace, kindness!

Happy New Year
And with all my heart I wish
Have fun and laugh
Don't be offended by anything
Live easily and without worries
The whole coming new year.

Enjoy every moment
And give your warmth,
Always be positive
May you always be lucky in everything!

Happy New Year! Happy new happiness!
Laughter, peace and kindness!
Let all bad weather pass by,
Life will give you full gifts!

New Year! Congratulations to everyone!
Peace of happiness and love!
And in addition we wish,
Bring joy to your heart!
We wish you money in the bank,
May the percentage be high!
And so that uncle from across the sea,
He rewarded you with an inheritance!
So that children are genius!
And Bill Gates is no match for them.
So that parents are loved!
Happy New Year, gentlemen!

May this holiday bring
Everything that means a lot in life!
I wish you a bright New Year
Good health and good luck!

Let the cheerful laughter sound
And the heart is filled with happiness,
After all, Santa Claus will fulfill
Everything your soul desires!

May a miracle happen in the New Year -
Lights will light up in the soul
And you won't have a whole year
No grief, no melancholy.

Let the Christmas tree with a bright star
Will bring good luck to your home,
Love and good health.
May you have a fabulously lucky year.

When the chimes strike, make a wish
Your cherished dreams
And quickly let me into your house
A year of joy and kindness.

So that the hostess does not become mischievous for a year,
Give gifts so you don’t get tired,
To provide a huge income,
She fed me well and clothed her,

“Oink-oink,” - so she hummed positively,
I didn’t stick my snout into other people’s affairs,
So that happiness leads you along the cherished path!
May you have a wonderful life in the Year of the Yellow Pig!

May they wait for you in the year of Piggy
Continuous feasts,
And waits for 100 “peek-a-boo”
On a summer day from the cuckoo.
Pleasant meetings, trips, voyages,
Azure sea and white beaches,
Large-scale plans, distant countries,
Great movies, great novels!
Let confetti, fireworks, firecrackers wait
And the best awaits you in the year of Piggy!

So many temptations in the year of Piggy:
Cakes, donuts, buns,
Sweets, jelly, chocolates,
Cakes and marmalades...

I wish all of us, girlfriends,
This is a miracle in the year of Piggy:
To eat everything you want,
And just lose weight – don’t get fat!

I wish you this New Year
Less sadness and worries,
More happiness and goodness,
Smiles, tenderness, warmth!

May your friends be true
And a very friendly family,
So that every day is successful,
And so that you have enough strength for everything!

Well, let's also have a New Year
Will bring more money
Health, peace and love,
So that there is no winter in your heart!

Happy New Year! Magic,
Laughter, happiness and warmth,
Peace, joy, prosperity
And in all matters order!

Let everything be gray and bad
He will take the old year with him.
From now on, only bright moments
Let them create the mood!

What would our congratulations
Save from banality
We know a lot
How to present it!
Let the family always be with the children,
And the wallet is with. e.
What a celebration at the banquet,
And the banquet at Olivier!
What if the child is with the nanny,
With a harem of padishahs.
What if a drunken squirrel
Well, get drunk in front of your buddies!
What would the ladies do when they get new clothes?
And with joy there is trouble.
What would men do with... carrots!
Happy New Year, gentlemen!

Short and funny wishes for the New Year in verse

If you want to please your loved ones and relatives, but you don’t know how, then do it from the bottom of your heart, but with humor. Congratulate them in a fun and beautiful way! In addition, they are easy to memorize or pronounce as a toast on New Year's Eve.

Mortgage for half a century,
Unpaid loan
Won't break a person -
The crisis will not defeat us!

We will break through, definitely
To a life without grief and worries.
So let's celebrate with joy
Christmas and New Year!

I wish you a New Year
Live without worries and hassle!
I wish with sadness not to know each other,
Kiss me more often!

More green and red money for you,
Bright successes, wonderful moments!
And New Year's lights,
And long-awaited friends!

I came from Africa
I drink Russian vodka with a woman.
Happy New Year! Fuck you!
With new happiness your mother!

I wish you to become more beautiful
So that the bags are not empty,
So that even your dog
All teeth were gold!

Let the fun await
Dreams come true!
Let it be great
Mood all year!

Friends, I wish this year,
You don't have to worry,
To prevent sweat from dripping from your forehead,
So that your mouth is always full,
And you have a lot of money,
You wouldn't have a mole among your friends,
Always held hope raft
And there was a shallow ford
There's a new twist in life
This year has made you happy.

I wish you comfort, I wish you coziness
And it’s super cool to spend the Year of the Pig!

Don't make an elephant out of a molehill!
Good luck to you in the year of the Pig!

I wish you not to suffer from bullshit,
And get along with the Pig all year long!

Happiness from your heels to your crown!
Peace, health, wealth in the year of Piggy!

A whole year to keep you in good spirits
And always gets along with the Pig!

May the Year of the Pig go with a bang!
No rest for you this year, no feather!

May your income please you, may the weather be favorable,
Celebrate the Year of the Pig! Have a great year!

Don't be afraid to argue with the Boar
And how to become a person!

I wish you Piggy in the year
Good luck to you!

So that Piggy is not a miser,
And a year - without stress!

Happy New Year come
Happiness is waiting for you like this!
Drink some wine with him
And eat a spoonful of salad!

Magic for the New Year,
A hundred pounds will happen!
Open your pocket wider -
I wish everyone an apartment!

I came (came) to wish you a Happy New Year,
And wish sincerely with all my soul,
So that money, luck and love dance in a circle,
The kids walked in your house and were healthy.
So that laughter is a frequent guest,
So that there are no separations, and every evening is wonderful,
So that happiness blatantly attacks you,
Well, you had nothing to fight him off with.

Olivier and crab salad are ready long ago,
And the herring is dressed in a red fur coat in the morning,
The main basis of the holiday is ready,
We will also be warmed up with cognac and vodka.
I wish you a New Year,
So that there would be plenty of good emotions,
So that you celebrate the holiday with joy,
May there be a lot of positive things in the new year.

New Year's greetings in prose

Well, who doesn’t like poems, choose prose and act! I'm sure everyone will like these lines. Especially colleagues and bosses.

In the New Year, I wish you to be exhausted with happiness, tormented by torment over where to spend money, to feel weak from ardent love, to experience bouts of dizziness from the vast possibilities and to suffer from bouts of uncontrollable laughter.

Let the mystical New Year's Eve envelop you in an aura of sorcery and mystery. Believe that in 2018 everything will be cooler, brighter, more successful and happier. Let every chime bring your cherished dream closer. Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! I wish that this year all your dreams, even the smallest ones, come true. So that there is more warmth, more opportunities open up, incredible prospects appear, new friends appear, the fire burns in the home, a smile plays on the faces of loved ones. Let your most cherished dreams come true!

I sincerely congratulate you on the New Year! In the coming year, I wish you to be surrounded by exclusively positive and friendly people, to experience only pleasant emotions, to enjoy every day you live, to give joy and smiles to those around you. And may this New Year be special for you.

Happy New Year! I wish you good luck, material well-being, a lot of warmth and light, fullness of colors in vivid impressions, pleasant moments, exciting travels, health, love, beauty and success!

Happy New Year! We wish you to find benefit and joy in everything. Let your enemies help you experience the taste of life, and let your friends help you overcome all obstacles. Let troubles give you invaluable experience, and let inspiration help you make your life better. On New Year's Day, we wish you renewal and purity - in everything and always.

I wish you to get wet in the dollar rain next year, and may the falling leaves of fortune fall into your hands all next year. Let happiness fall on your home in any season of the year, like New Year’s snowfall. I wish you to enjoy every minute of the coming year.

May banknotes regularly visit you in the New Year: both relatives and loved ones, as well as desired and foreign ones. Let luck peep into the light. Joy and success come in for tea. And, of course, passionate and faithful love will enter the house as the mistress.

I wish you a Happy New Year. We always associate this holiday with the smell of spruce, the taste of tangerines, the explosion of firecrackers and a great mood! But the main thing is that it is associated with new plans, ideas and endeavors. I wish that everything you wish for will definitely come true in the New Year. Happy holiday to you!

I wish that in the New Year there would be as many joyful and good events as there are bubbles in your glass of champagne. May all your problems be solved and your cherished dreams come true in the coming 2019.

New Year is the brightest, most beautiful and cheerful holiday. A green decorated Christmas tree with colorful toys, sparkling and shiny, splashes of champagne, general excitement and joy. We wish everyone the same life in the New Year - colorful and sparkling, promising and generous, like the New Year holiday!

I would like the next year to be calm and peaceful. So that a real turnaround in the economy can really begin. And so that we turn the pages of economic, political, social confrontations that our country is tired of.

I sincerely wish you a fabulous New Year! Let the holiday be bright, cheerful and memorable. Let your loved ones, dear to your heart, be nearby, let all the wishes made at midnight come true. May happiness and good luck become your faithful companions in the coming year, may joy live in your soul, and may love warm your heart!

I sincerely wish you today, on New Year’s Eve, to always be in high spirits, smile dazzlingly, and feel joy in your heart. Let love be a faithful companion, let its flame warm. Let your loved ones be healthy, let your work progress. May you be able to meet with friends more often and relax more. Let there be room in your life for hobbies, new acquaintances, and exciting events.

Official congratulations to colleagues

Dear partners, congratulations!
We’ll open a bottle of good mood for you on New Year’s Day,
We will launch fireworks of success and good luck into the air,
Let us wish from the bottom of our hearts that you become richer.
It’s easy for us to work with you, it’s a pleasure to cooperate,
But there are no omissions, everything is always clear.
In the new year, may all your plans come true,
Let the usual cash flow suddenly become a fountain.
We wish you to live beautifully and enjoy life.
Decide, dream, move forward and smile with happiness.
Hurray for partners! We'll remember you when it strikes twelve!

We give respect to our partners,
Please accept our New Year's congratulations.
May the new year be very successful,
And we want to definitely wish:

New victories and new discoveries to you,
New projects, work on the principle,
New heights and stable investments,
Incredible, great achievements!

We congratulate you with all our hearts,
And we wish you this New Year:
May there be growth and prosperity,
And never vice versa.

To be more coherent and productive
A friendly team worked
So that everyone is cheerful and active,
He was persistent and tolerant.

Let everything in the world work out
Both at work and at home.
May miracles happen more often
To believe in them and beauty!

We hurry to see you soon
Happy New Year!
And of course stronger
I wish you health,

Prospects, successes, ups,
New profitable ideas,
So that more would fall out
Have a good year in your year.

May money always love you
And they are in a hurry to count.
Let the stability of your company
It grows with every new day.

We are happy to work with you,
Let our union grow stronger,
Will shine with a wondrous light,
Like a garland of bright beads.

In the New Year - new bright events,
New ideas and new discoveries for you,
New partners, success, good luck,
And there is a huge return on investment!

Peace, stability and prosperity,
May all your wishes come true!
And so that confidently from year to year,
Your income grew rapidly by leaps and bounds!

Happy New Year!
We wish you prosperity
Don't be afraid of competitors
And develop steadily.

Wonderful new prospects,
Interesting offers.
So that financial income
Yours has increased this year.

Many joyful events
Innovation and discovery.
Avoid various risks
And become even more successful.

We confess to you boldly:
We are glad to do business with you.
May the coming New Year
It will bring you good luck!

May the New Year bring you good luck,
Success in business and correctness of decisions,
So that there is always a return on business!
I sincerely wish you new achievements!

May the coming New Year
It will bring good luck in business.
May your heart be joyful,
And a miracle will happen instantly!

Health to you and your loved ones.
May the New Year be generous,
And may our partnership continue
It’s just getting stronger and blooming!

Happy New Year.
We sincerely wish you:
May the whole next year
Prosperity brings.

Orders - only profitable ones,
And deals - only profitable ones,
Joint promotions,
Profitable investments.

And courage and prospects,
There was a friendly team.
And happiness, joy, goodness,
Let life be fun!

We highly value our partnership with you.
And we want to congratulate you on the New Year,
Let your business move forward easily,
Let him be so lucky that it’s hard to even imagine!

May this year bring good luck,
And achieving all possible peaks,
Let financial success await you,
Solution to all problems - simple and complex!

Please accept Happy New Year congratulations
And wishes for happiness and love.
In the coming year, more patience for you,
May luck fill your days.
Partners who are honest, smart and reliable,
Don't deviate from the right path.
The contracts are profitable, and more can be done better,
And to reach the intended goal!

Let all the problems go away
With them comes pain and hopelessness!
Together with happiness at the gate,
New Year is knocking on our door!
New plans, ideas,
Let's reach a new goal!
Many different achievements
Only smart decisions!
And big income for you,
Have a good day at work!
At home - joy, warmth,
Lots of good stuff!

Our team is small,
But with a huge soul,
Let's celebrate the New Year together,
What's knocking at the gate -
Let Santa Claus not be stingy
For gifts. And strives
Give everyone a bonus for the year,
So that the people are happy.
So that the team works
In summer and winter,
And so that everyone has enough strength
Be yourself!

A beautiful and fluffy blanket,
Winter has shrouded the trees and fields!
But my soul became warmer,
We are looking forward to New Year's joy and goodness!
May the New Year come soon
And it will bring us a lot of happiness!
And let everything we dream about come true
Let only the best happen in homes!

How quickly time flies.
Suddenly - once! – and again New Year!
And today I wish you
Less worries.
And if it’s a hassle, then it’s a minor one.
So that illness does not touch you.
And to slow down the arrows
The usual circle has been completed!

So that you have a “bundle” all year,
The symbol of the year is under the barrel,
So as not to hide in the shadows
And all the best to you in the Year of the Pig!

I wish you, colleagues,
Don't hang around in the tail of the cart,
And always be ahead
With orders on your chest!
So that the Boar makes you friends
And he didn’t put the blame on me!

To make work enjoyable,
There was so much money,
So that the boss doesn’t find fault,
And I tried to please!

So that everyone treats you with reverence,
So that you can go on vacation to the sea in the summer,
And not like anywhere,
And to Crete and the Caribbean!

So as not to be denied anything,
So that everything and at once,
May you blissfully bliss!
Happy Year of the Pig, colleagues!

The right decision
Salary increase,
200 percent bonuses,
Be in the right place all the time!
So that the tasks are within your reach,
To “yes” and to “want”
So that there is always “openwork” in everything!
Happy Year of the Pig to you! Bonjour!

For you, so that the boss doesn’t have a whip, but a piece of candy,
So that you are often rewarded for your efforts,
So that the authorities are always supportive,
Career grew steadily upward!

So that you can afford your salary
A trip to Paris and relaxation in the Emirates.
So that the whole team of festivities and feasts,
May the year of the Yellow Piggy be simply superb!

Dear colleagues! Happy New Year to everyone. I wish you success in your work, prosperity in your family, and in raising your children in the New Year. So that all wishes come true, only kind and sympathetic people meet along the way, so that tears in your eyes are only from happiness, and every new day brings a smile, and it never leaves your face!

New Year's poems and wishes about a pig

Intrigued? I also tried to find such congratulations. After all, the pig is a symbol of the coming year. How do you like this idea?

Be sure to memorize such lines, and at a corporate party you will shine with such a chic and cool speech.

“Hakuna Matata” - so that the song sounds,
“Hakuna Matata” - the soul was not bored,
“Hakuna Matata” - so that the Yellow Piggy
I took care of you and kept you, girlfriend!

Have a fabulous year
Large income
In career advancement,
Honor, respect,

Travel around the world
Yacht and apartment
So that the Pig doesn’t bother you,
And to help in everything!

Let the Yellow Pig spread the feather bed,
Throw a cool party for you
He will help where you need it, he will tell you what you need,
Fortune will oblige you to be nearby all the time!
May he bestow health and wealth on you,
May the Year of the Pig be super and great for you!

Blow, fanfare, thunder, drum,
The owner of the year, the Boar, comes to us,
Pour champagne, vodka, wine -
Let's empty our glasses for the Year of the Boar!

Let him enjoy himself all year long, let him laugh all year long,
Let your dreams come true, and everything you want!
May you not be ill, may you not be sick,
If the obstacle grows, let it be overcome!
May everything go well for you, may everything work out,
Well, the year of the Boar is crowned with laurels!

May your business prosper
Let there be enough money for everything,
Let bright new items await!
Happy Year of the Little Yellow Pig!

An interesting hobby, a favorite activity,
So that the wing does not touch trouble in passing,
So that there is spring in the heart and the soul is wide open,
To hit targets without a single mistake!

Cash bills and large bank accounts,
Direct aiming to you so that happiness is on the sled,
Luxurious car, cozy hut
And only pleasant events in the year of Piggy!

Pig invited you
To an awesome restaurant,
To take him to the Seychelles,
To load you with money,
Helped everyone's dreams come true
And all year so that - on the heels!

So that Happiness kisses you on the cheek all year long,
Luck won't let you pass,
Madly loved so that your “half”
And may Pig please you all year long!

Short and funny SMS congratulations for the Year of the Pig

Well, it has become fashionable to use phones or smartphones. And of course, how can we not congratulate all those who are in our address book? Catch these rhymes!

I wish for the New Year
Six-figure sums to the account,
So that after paying taxes,
We didn't stretch our legs.
To laugh and love,
We were happy all year.

Congratulations
They will be extremely short:
Let it be cool in the New Year,
Forget about the word "bad"
There’s so much money to count,
And don’t forget to eat some tasty treats.
Have fun and enjoy
Just smile all year long!

I wish you a profitable job
And all year round so that there are jackpots,
I wish you health and strength of spirit,
And may Piggy be kind to you!

May you have good luck in the Year of the Pig,
Like clockwork, without a hitch,
So as not to get into trouble,
And live to your fullest!

Evaporate without a trace
Let problems and misfortune
And let there be a year of Boars
Super class and anywhere!

To get off with some candy?
Your Snow Maiden is beautiful
But it melted terribly,
After all, I only had a little luck,
When I read this congratulation.
Let her stay with us!
Don't move your mustache like that.
Everything will be fine with her.
Take another sip of vodka

So that the Boar mascot
Put some money in my pocket
To make all your dreams come true,
I turned my year into a fairy tale!

All Saturdays and Sundays
Live without troubles and shocks,
So that health and income -
Above the roof - in the year of Khrushkin!

I wish you to have so much fun
So as not to fall under the tree,
So as not to fall asleep in the salad,
Really party!

So that my head remains clear,
And life has always been wonderful!
More financial freedom
Love, warmth! And Happy New Year!

You're a little bored here without me,
But the road to you was very snow-covered,
But I came, today I am your Santa Claus,
And I brought you some booze for the holiday.
And I also have wishes for you,
So that there is no suffering on the first day,
Let's prepare mineral water in advance,
So as not to forget in the bustle of the park.

I wish you a New Year
Don't forget who lives where,
Remember your own name
And remain unharmed

Do not lose honor and pride,
Don't dance without pants
Don't fall asleep under a lush fir tree,
And get to bed!

Put your problems in your luggage
And forget to pick it up later,
On New Year's Day with a new theme -
In any condition!

Everything will come true, believe me
And don't think about anything else
Happiness is waiting for you at the door.
Happy New Year! Everything is in a bundle!

Happy New Year to you guys
Try to drink less
Because they are very drunk
Nobody will love you.
We will read you a poem,
And we trust you very much,
After all, you are our elders,
Well, we'll leave now.

How beautiful it is to congratulate loved ones

Yes, very simple! Take the presented congratulations from this collection! Choose and they will definitely lift everyone’s spirits and charge you with positivity. After all, our dearest ones are our mothers, fathers, grandmothers and grandfathers. There are also children, sisters, etc., who can’t wait to hear pleasant words from you.

Yellow sun, yellow flowers,
With a yellow pebble of a yellow chain,
New yellow car
Yellow beach by the sea for the summer,
Yellow autumn with a maple leaf...
And let the yellow pig make you happy, daughter!

So that the catch is on the fishing rod,
So that dreams are on a platter,
So that there are savings in banks,
So that there are chants in the heart,

So that the awards are on the chest,
And a successful year lies ahead!
May the year be as soft as a feather duster,
And be on good terms with the Pig, son!

Let, grandma, you
The Pig will clean up the hut,
Let him cook in the kitchen:
Cuts, stews, fries, cooks!

Let him not slumber or sleep,
And it will improve your health,
So that the pressure is like 20,
To “have a blast” at the club!

Let him not skimp on money,
It will wobble if you can’t sleep,
Buy new items for your home and closet!
May it be like this, the Year of the Pig!

I wish for the New Year
Wine and vodka factory.
Two wagons of crumpled bucks,
Our money is three lemons.
Vacation for ten years,
Have fun over the hill,
A yacht, a new brand Lexus,
A whole cartload of diamonds.
So that all these gifts
Santa Claus brought it to you!
Happy New Year!

So that luck is on the hook
I caught a boar for you,
After a hearty lunch
I laid it on its side,

Cured from diseases
I handed over a ticket to Bali
And nothing about you, grandpa,
So that you don’t upset me in your year!

For peace, goodness, tranquility
And so that wealth flows like a river,
Sleep sweetly and eat deliciously,
Listen to the nightingale in the spring,
Relax by the sea in summer
Admire the white light
To greet the generosity of autumn,
Don't get sick and don't get bored
Warm your soul in winter
And greet Piggy with a smile!

Trali-vali, tili-tili.
We let the Pig into our house.
Fed, sheltered,
It's forbidden to be insidious!

They took her promise
Be exemplary, trawl-vali,
To cherish and groom for a whole year
And allow us all to love!

So what if Santa Claus
A little drunk this evening?
He brought gifts to everyone
So I drank on the way!
The beard hangs with a washcloth,
No Snow Maiden, no bag.
The staff is also a shame...
I got a little sad.
- How, Grandfather, did you manage to do this?
Lose everything in the snowdrifts?!
- So what... After all, I had time
Happy New Year to everyone!

Relax and kick back
I wish you in the year of Piggy,
And at the same time so that all year
Income grew by leaps and bounds,

So that the food is like in a restaurant,
So that feelings, like in a novel,
For spa and manicure,
And couture clothes.

So that relatives shoulder to shoulder,
Not a day without a smile
So that the tub is full of money
And may Piggy care for you!

Stay calm, brother, Piggy is rushing towards us,
And that means it will be a luxurious life:
The glasses are wet, the shoes are dry
And the whole year smile from ear to ear!

I wish my beloved sister
More cash in the Year of Piggy
There's also a lot of non-cash payments
And so that Piggy knows the owner!
So that I fulfill all my whims,
To fill your bath,
Protected from illnesses and troubles
And turned this year into paradise!

So that everything goes smoothly,
The enemy is in the mud,
In the Year of the Pig, rush straight to the goal
And don’t slow down anywhere!

If it's science, then gnaw it,
If you are an enemy, then strike
And make yourself the happiest
This year, imagine!

In the Year of the Pig I wish my beloved girlfriend,
So that the diamond shines brightly in your ear,
So that the shoe sits stylishly on the foot,
And in winter, undoubtedly, boots,
All year I hugged my dear one with passion!
Health, love and great happiness!

The old year is leaving.
Let him take it with him
All the troubles and sorrows,
Laughter that didn't end
And creaky beds
An inappropriate headache
Time to pay off debts
Empty wallets
Greedy, slanderous clients,
Unloved competitors
Sticks that get into the wheels,
From the brains of other prosthetics,
That love that is unanswered
The snow that falls in summer
Cockroaches in the kitchen
The sparks that have already gone out
The woodpeckers that are killing us,
Let him take it with him...
After all, the old year is leaving.
Well, screw him, let him go!
The new one is waiting for us at the gate.
What will he bring with him?
Now, unfortunately, we don’t know
But, as before, we wish
In the new year we are
A bright star from the sky,
What warms you will not burn you,
A delicious pie from the shelf,
Fulfillment of desires,
Gaining new knowledge,
Become wise, but not grow old,
Don't rush to get everywhere,
Pleasure in everything
Dark night, bright day,
In relaxation, in work,
Wherever we are - everywhere!
And big, huge love,
Bright, passionate, tender, languid,
Both ordinary and not so ordinary.
Also finish on time
What started a long time ago
Go to the movies many times
Finally get some sleep
Break away from the routine
Find new friends
Achieve goals faster
Safe adventures,
Protect yourself in time
Never get knocked up
But soar, fly, fly!
And find out what happiness means,
Loyalty, friendship and participation,
Optimism, enthusiasm,
Wisdom, glory and orgasm.
In general, we don’t need much
The main thing is that it gets better.
New Year, don't let me down!
The door is open - come in!

Poems with jokes for New Year's Eve (corporate party)

If you want to surprise your colleagues or co-workers, then go ahead, take these jokes and read them to music.

Let your smile from ear to ear
The hostess will give you Piggy.
Let it flow in glasses all year round
Whiskey, brandy, wine, mead...

Let nothing be denied to you,
So that everything and, of course, at once,
So that in the year of the wonderful Piggy
Every day you scream in ecstasy!

Happy New Year to you all!
Salaries are higher for the people!
Good luck, miracles, inspiration!
Everyone relax, no regrets!

Let the boss give you all the attention,
And you are a simple adoration!
Then from this wonderful caress,
The work will be just a fairy tale!

Fun and noise to the teams!
Expanse to thoughts and prospects!
Let the team have fun.
And the corporate party will flourish!

Take it with you to hell
All problems, Old Year!
I want free traffic
Wine and vodka factory,
A hundred cell phones around my neck,
To seem cooler than everyone else
Parabellum in a sword belt,
Hat - natural mex,
Two wagons of crumpled bucks,
There are three lemons of our money,
Vacation for ten years
(Have a little fun over the hill),
Lighter from Versace,
Towel from Dior,
Three-story country house
And the yard is full of models,
Yacht, Lexus of a new brand,
Presidential plane,
It's a pity that all my gifts
Santa Claus won't tell...

The calendar is carried away
Everyday boredom.
We'll dive in like the old days,
On a multi-day drinking binge!
The bearded year is passing,
Let's get serious!
The already screwed guy is knocking on the door
Cheerful Santa Claus!
Snowman in the cold
And stocked up on booze for future use,
He dragged in verse and prose
A soiled bag.
Freezing with excitement,
We're taking it out of the bag
Beads of dreams and inspiration,
Bright joy of fur.
Gingerbread cookies of yesterday's sadness,
Slightly stale
And more cabbage for everyone,
Just so there’s not too much...
A sonnet to all poets,
All the girls deserve earrings,
Babam - sweet candies,
Whiskey for strong men!
Children - new toys,
Festive tights!
The party begins!
Happy New Year, gentlemen!!!

Come celebrate the holiday
We'll set the table for everyone and congratulate you,
Engage each other with warm conversation,
Yes, and we can sing a song together in chorus,
It’s possible to part ways with friends in earnest,
And then calm down the neighbors. Pipes!
It’s unlikely that we wanted to sit quietly -
We really want to have fun and sing!
Come and see us, everyone,
Everyone who comes through this door is welcome,
Smile, people - New Year is now!

Happy New Year
And we wish from the bottom of our hearts,
May the ships be happy
We have reached your harbors,
They creaked, they buzzed,
We puffed and arrived.
So that you can unload them
At the New Year's ringing hour,
To get to the basket
Happiness to each of you,
Even a small basket
Only to each of you,
And there is such a desire:
Just make up
Tried to cast shadows
For your ruddy appearance,
To the vast and serene
To your healthy appearance.
So that by sea and land,
In reality, not in dreams,
LUCKY came to see you
In high heels,
On creaking, on melodious
On funny heels...

The New Year's table is set:
There is champagne here,
There is cognac, wine and vodka,
And under the fur coat is a herring.
And my colleagues and I are now
We'll eat it all in one go!

Happy New Year, guys!
Live long and richly.
Let the salary be like this
What you can't take on a tram.
Let your neighbor look with envy
Seeing your new moped.
And the enemy will bite his elbow,
Seeing your wife's fur coat.
This envy is alien to you,
You have everything you need!

A wonderful holiday is approaching!
We wish you a New Year,
So that Santa Claus comes to you sober
Knocked at the gate!
Or the doorbell rang,
Or a loud knock on the window...
Let's wish it to be a success
This holiday is all the same!
So that the big table breaks
From food and all sorts of benefits,
So that your eyes sparkle with happiness
And I didn’t suffer from withdrawal!

The old year is passing away.
Let him take with him:
Ticklish moments
And dishonest competitors,
Refrigerators are empty
And the tasks are not easy,
Subscribers unavailable
Both problems and major disasters.
And the year is new, long-awaited
May all your wishes come true!

Who's ready to hear now?
Your New Year's horoscope?
Aries will not have empty pockets,
He will be chopping cabbage all year.
Taurus will not get tired
He will plow for a whole year.
And Geminis don’t care about everything,
They will go for walks all year long.
Cancers don't want to get sick
They will use a heating pad to warm your feet.
Leo will get better a little
He loves the gym.
Everything will be smooth for Virgo
Not life, but pure chocolate!
And Libra, oh my!
They will buy new housing.
And on the gilded beach
Scorpio will become smoked.
And Sagittarius will surprise everyone
And she will give birth to a baby.
Our Capricorn will change gender...
Yes, which one is made of boards!
There will be a reason for joy
Aquarius has a new car!
And Pisces will be like pirates,
Take away debts from your salary!

Let's have a drink, gentlemen!
So that the New Year is not late.
May he bring us miracles:
So that there is a fox on your shoulders,
And in the garage there’s a Jaguar
It stood shiny and brand new.
And so that the best model
She climbed into bed with you.
And so that the body is young
This will remain forever!

I ask for a moment's attention
Not for whim and not for service,
And for the purest wishes
For everyone who has gathered here together.

Let it be even during blizzard hours
The weather is beautiful in my heart,
Everything you wanted will come true.
Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!
And I hasten to wish you,
Money so that with his arrival
There was nowhere to go.
New ups without downs,
To live a happy life,
And everything for money
You will not be able to buy:
Laughter, joy, good luck,
True friendship and kindness,
Sincere love hot
And heartfelt warmth.

Funny congratulations from Santa Claus

The main guest who comes to this holiday is, of course, Santa or Frost. Everyone is waiting for him, because he brings gifts and also makes a speech, but which one? Here you go, get acquainted:

So I came to visit you -
You drink a hundred grams here!
I put a lot in a bag -
I'll give you some.
I have money there, laughter,
Joy and success in business.
There is enough here for you.
Santa Claus will show his class!

Time goes by quickly
Straight, straight... into the New Year.
True to course, at full speed, -
Well then: Happy New Year!
You can't help but want this:
Be happy, friends!

New Year! And in the frosty air -
Magic and expectation of miracles.
May today, this starry night,
Everyone who has gathered here will be happy.
Health, happiness and good luck to everyone,
Women - magical beauty,
Their husbands have dachas on the Red Sea,
Children - let their dreams come true.
How much money? - So that it’s enough
Work like that so that you can sleep at night.
So that we (even though there are many of us here)
A year later everyone met again!

Let the balm pour on your souls!
And in this turn, in this moment of New Year's Eve
With all my heart I wish you
More good days - like today!
So that we don’t hide our eyes from each other,
Others should not be upset over trifles!
Let the glass be drunk - for us, -
Who would continue to meet so easily!!!

Let the New Year come to your home
With hope, joy, love.
And he will bring with him as a gift
Great happiness and health.
Let the snow fall on your shoulders,
Glasses are clinking, stars are shining,
And every person believes
It's not too late to test yourself.
Let's celebrate friends!
It simply cannot be otherwise,
May your fate be bright and good
I wish with all my heart.

Happy New Year, winter holiday
I congratulate you with all my heart!
May this year be happy
Let there be no worries or troubles.
Let it be an unexpected dream,
Let him be an invited friend.
And this year will bring you
Wonderful juice and nice honey.

I am the real Santa Claus
I brought you news
That the New Year is on the way
And soon it will be on the doorstep!
Are you waiting for a miracle? There will be a miracle!
After all, Santa Claus will not forget:
Everyone gets a gift,
Carefully packed in a bag,
Tied up, packed brightly,
After all, everyone is now waiting for a gift,
Miracles and fairy tales for January.
And I give all this to you!

In his workshop, in the hut,
I was preparing for the New Year:
Three firecrackers, two firecrackers,
For the people to celebrate.
For everyone's joy - handfuls of laughter,
Plus a keg of success,
A scoop of big events,
Five pinches of discovery
There are hundreds of fairy tales in children's dreams,
Drops of friendship - a million,
Grains of truth, kindness
And spiritual beauty.
Accept my gift,
Happy New Year, friends!

Glass pattern on your window:
Here I am, Santa Claus ran by in the breeze,
Let the frost sting your cheeks, ears, noses,
After all, my mittens are stroking you.
I brought a bag of gifts under the tree,
Let's all say: “Hurray, Santa Claus!”
I congratulate you, my children,
Let no evil ice live in your hearts!
Great health, friends and warmth,
I tell you this, children, lovingly...
The year has flown by unnoticed for us -
Your smiles made me rich.
I saw you again, I came to you again,
I found your tree through the storm and snow,
We lit the lights, sang a song, friends -
Now it's time for me to go home!

I am a cheerful Santa Claus,
I brought you gifts.
I brought you a lot of laughter
A sea of ​​happiness and success!
Happy New Year,
And I wish you all
Live in happiness for a long, long time,
Don't bother in vain,
Much health and happiness to you,
And live without bad weather!

"Hello kids,
Girls and boys!
I brought you gifts:
Foreign cars,
Sweet pacifiers
Yes, mouse toys,
Mice are not easy
Groovy mice.
Sing me a song
Stand next to me
Everyone stand in a circle,
Spin around the Christmas tree.
I'm glad to meet you,
No wonder he carried toys.
Study well! "
Your Grandfather Frost.

Notes with wishes for the New Year

If you want to write phrases in a few words and don’t know how to do it, now I’ll give you thoughts and ideas. It’s fun to play games, hide pieces of paper in a bag, and then bam and read out the prediction. We’ll talk about this later, but now, read and choose:

• A happy year will come for fishermen - a Fish Delicacies store will open in your home.
• Already in January you will hear a powerful explosion - it’s your ill-wishers and envious people who have burst.
• Next year you will become smart. One of your friends decided to give you an explanatory dictionary.
• In the new year, a barbaric attack will be made on you. Happiness and luck are preparing to attack you. Resistance is futile.
• There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but super countersteel will benefit you.
• A surge of strength will help you overcome everyday troubles.
• The moment has come to say goodbye to the old and meet the little-known.
• Time, perseverance and humility are the three best doctors.
• The blood of imaginary love will disturb
• I wish you not to grieve, loyal friends will come!
• We hear your happy laughter and welcome in high society!
• Work, trust and wait - your victory is ahead!
• The dawn will brighten your days, and they will become bright.

• If you stay at work overtime, the boss will give you a quarterly bonus.
• If you wake up at 6 am throughout 2019, you won’t be late for the office.
• On the first day after the New Year holidays, leave the house and look to the right - you will see brilliant prospects.
• The number of chocolates you eat for the New Year will make your wishes come true.
• In the new year, you will find many exciting and interesting... everyday affairs.
• If you are a production boss in the New Year, you will receive a wooden medal.
• In the New Year you will meet great love - 130 - 150 kilograms.
• When climbing the career ladder, do not forget that the higher you fly, the more painful it is to fall.
• In the New Year, feel free to scale new heights - you will succeed.
• Immediately after the holiday break, sign up for a gym or swimming pool, otherwise you will be overweight.

New Year's wishes and predictions on pieces of paper

Wow! Do you want to play this game? But for it to be successful, you need a magic box or bag and, of course, notes on which the prediction will be written. Every guest will be delighted! Or you can arrange a real lottery. Cool!

• Open your heart to love this year.
• The family will give real support. This year many new acquaintances are expected.
• It's time to relax and take up a hobby.
• A sea of ​​happiness awaits you this year.
• Fortune will answer yes to any question.
• Good luck in any endeavor.
• Happiness is somewhere nearby, turn around.
• A year of tears, but only from joy.
• A trip to a new country awaits you.
• This year will radically change your life.
• There may be a new addition to the family this year.
• Career growth will be rapid and successful.
• Peace and tranquility in the family all year round.
• A romantic date will help you find mutual feelings.
• Any business is doomed to success.
• Traveling for the soul will give you the necessary rest and new impressions.
• Take risks and you will definitely win.
• This year will bring a promotion at work.
• The desired will come true in the middle of the year. This year will bring only happiness and success.
• Happiness is already at the door.
• Be attentive to your health.
• Listen to the advice of your intuition.
• The people who are nearby now will help all year.
• The necessary meeting will happen very soon.
• Love smiles and waits in the wings.
• Luck in money matters.
• Love will come to you this year, don’t miss it.
• A very successful year to start your own business.

• The year will be filled with kindness for you. A kind heart will allow you to cope with even the most sophisticated intrigues. Share these feelings with others and receive kindness in return. Some actions will amaze you with their selflessness and change the structure of your values. As a result, you will be able to understand what is most important to you in this life.
• The year will be calm for you. I really want to take my time and enjoy communicating with loved ones and meeting friends. These opportunities will be available in the coming year. Save up your strength, because the sea of ​​life always welcomes a storm after a calm.
• The year will be filled with love for you. Being the center of attention may be unusual, but those around you will want to talk about their feelings often. Don't be afraid of this attention. Love has never harmed anyone. She is able to overcome any obstacles, so there is no point in hiding her feelings either.
• It's going to be a great year for you. A revolution in life will allow you to gain access to new resources. This will open up opportunities for realizing your plans and fulfilling your dreams. What previously seemed inaccessible will suddenly be in your hands.
• It will be an amazing year for you. The success that will fall on you, the cash flow and the abundance of new acquaintances will put you in a state of shock. Come back to your senses and enjoy what the new year has in store for you.

• It will be a sweet year for you. Life in chocolate is fraught with the fact that you can gain excess weight. Therefore, while basking in your happiness, do not forget to look around in order to adjust your behavior in time. It is better to remove excessively sweet people from your environment so that they do not spoil the harmonious picture.
• The year will be harmonious for you. Surprisingly, the moment will finally come when there will be balance in all areas. You will be satisfied with everything that happens at work, on the personal front and at home. People around you will notice how your eyes will glow in a new way.
• It will be an amazing year for you. You are already unaccustomed to the fact that fate gives pleasant surprises. These are the ones she has saved for the coming year. Even those whom you seemed to know like the back of your hand will be surprised. It’s better not to refuse even very adventurous offers this year.
• The year will be filled with communication for you. Even if before you didn’t like new acquaintances and frequent meetings, this year it will become the basis of your life. It is through communication that you will find new friends, partners or customers, and also find a new area of ​​application for your head.
• The year will be active for you. You like to be in good shape. Unlike others, your activity always has a clear rational basis. Take action to achieve success: at work, at home, in business, in sports. Your activity will infect others, which will make the year rich in results.

• The year will be very productive for you. All projects and things that were planned in the past will easily begin to be implemented. Perhaps you didn’t believe it yourself. Great success will be achieved on the personal front. Keep a notebook to record all the good things the coming year has in store for you.
• The year will be filled with surprises for you. They will all be pleasant, so there is no need to be afraid of them. On the contrary, prepare for the fact that a complete reboot in life may be required in order to enjoy the upcoming happiness.
• The year will be romantic for you. Open your heart to love and stop being afraid to be a happy person. In response, you will receive a stream of tenderness that you have dreamed of. Agree to romantic dates, arrange events and surprises for loved ones. Having found new meaning in life, everything else returns to normal immediately.
• It will be an amazing year for you. Get ready that the results you receive, success in business and vibrant relationships with your loved ones may become the subject of envy. In order not to experience sad shocks from your enemies, think through your defense in advance.
• This will be an unusual year for you. You will discover hidden reserves within yourself, which will allow you to decide on the craziest actions. The time has come to make the planned parachute jump or go rafting on the river, tell your loved one how much you want to celebrate old age together. Sometimes it will seem that everything around has changed. In fact, you yourself changed and were able to open the doors to your happiness.
• The year will be unforgettable for you. You won’t tell your grandchildren about it, but you will remember it with pleasure in old age, sitting by the fireplace. Bright relationships, unusual meetings, new discoveries and travels will leave an indelible mark on life history.
• The year will be dazzling for you. Sometimes you want to close your eyes from bright events and colors. Enjoy what this year brings. Look around carefully so as not to miss the opportunity to find your happiness.
• The year will be prosperous for you. All reasons to worry will be a thing of the past. Family and friends will delight you, work colleagues will help you in your new project. There will be enough money for both vacation and investment in your future.
• The year will be very profitable for you. Not only will new cash flows come to you, but you will also receive offers for profitable investments. Pleasant purchases will be a new car or a cozy apartment.
• Your year will be filled with passion. You have long been waiting for butterflies to flutter inside you, and a pleasant warmth spread throughout your body from the touch of a loved one. A new surge of feelings can completely absorb you. Passion will also open up in work, where you want to achieve previously outlined goals.

Musical card with congratulations for the New Year in video format

I suggest turning on this video and taking a musical break, so to speak, at home or at work. Everyone will be happy and enjoy watching these videos.

Beautiful pictures with New Year wishes and congratulations (can be downloaded for free)

Well, in conclusion, as is tradition, I give illustrations, or rather a selection of pictures that will become a lifesaver. Print and use as intended. Good luck!

This is such a bright note! I want you to definitely use it, bookmark it in your browser.

And by the way, I have a group in contact, join! Write comments, tell your stories. Bye everyone!

Best regards, Ekaterina

On January 1, the whole country celebrates and celebrates the arrival of the New Year, which is sure to bring happiness, health and good luck to everyone. On this wonderful day, it is customary to have fun, spend time with family and eat various New Year's dishes. Naturally, many Russian citizens watch the New Year's lights, sing songs and dance. On this day it is allowed to set off New Year's salutes and fireworks, especially with the beginning of the New Year. On TV you can hear the President’s New Year’s greetings, raise a glass of champagne to the well-being and prosperity of the seven and the country, and also find a long-awaited gift from Santa Claus under the tree! Celebrate the New Year, make wishes and celebrate this holiday with your loved ones and dear people.

Let Santa Claus have a crimson nose
He will make a contribution to your savings book,
Snow Maiden secretly all year
Gives him good cognac,
And Santa Claus is out of the bag
The currency snowball will shake!

New Year! New Year!
The President and all the people
They raise their glasses together,
And the cheerful Snow Maidens
Under the Chimes there is a ringing chime
They call us to go for a walk in a crowd!
Let's spin, let's go on a spree
And we wish each other
Light, joy and peace -
From Azov to Taimyr!

In the New Fabulous Year
I dream of being
In the fiery hell itself.
As long as you don’t meet your mother-in-law!
Give me, Santa Claus,
Strength and hellish patience,
So that the mother-in-law has diarrhea,
Allergies, indigestion!
The rest is nonsense.
You have money, you don't need intelligence.
Always ready for yourself
I laugh until I drop.

If on New Year's night,
A strange guest will come to you -
Someone with a white beard
In a red fur hat,
With a long staff in his hand
And with gifts in a bag,
With a loud laugh,
With a kind look -
This means NO MORE DRINKING!

Happy New Year
We wish you happiness and joy,
So that on the New Year's tree
Instead of holiday animals
Showed off exactly 30
Half-liter bubbles.
To Santa Claus, like in a fairy tale
Half drunk, squinting his eyes
The most delicious, the sweetest
I treated you to champagne!!!

The vodka is getting cold on the table, -
Food of inspiration!
And the Olivier salad
Waiting to be used!
We wish you a Happy New Year
Have a snack and a drink!
Let your appetite people
Finally, it will fill you up!

The old year is leaving
Let him take it with him
All the troubles and sorrows
Sex in which you didn't cum
And creaky beds
No headache!
That love that is unanswered
Snow that falls in summer.
Dyatlov, why are they screwing us over?
Let him take it with him!
After all, the old year is leaving!?
Well, to hell with it
LET HIM GO!

And the New Year, like a long-awaited holiday...
Came, but didn't change anything...
And you waited, hoped and dreamed...
And I seemed to have forgotten everything about this holiday...
I forgot that miracles must happen...
That people are waiting for another happiness in an instant..
And you came, but nothing has changed...
Now I'm waiting for spring... and then... we'll see...
What do they hope for, what to expect... what a miracle?
It's easy to be an optimist - believe in yourself...
And every holiday, regardless of the miracle...
It will manifest itself and give itself to you..

New Year's greetings:

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New Year is the right time to remember all your friends and relatives and congratulate them on this magical holiday, if not in person, then at least by phone. And what should a New Year's greeting be like - of course, cool. After all, the New Year holidays are a time of joy and good mood.

Cool New Year's greetings.

As you know, New Year
Brings miracles with him
I am one such miracle
I watch it every year.

What's on New Year's Day
It's getting closer to Christmas
All the money disappears
Well, like magic!

I wish you
(Friends, I wish you)
Miracles of a completely different kind -
Good luck, prosperity,
And tight wallets.

Cool congratulations to a friend

May your wallet celebrate the New Year
Getting fat from banknotes
Are you getting slimmer day by day?
But not the other way around!

Cool congratulations in verse for the New Year

Happy New Year Congratulations,
and with all my heart I wish,
So that on your Christmas tree,
instead of holiday animals,
About half a dozen showed off
half-liter bubbles.
So that Santa Claus is happy,
squinting drunken eye,
The most delicious, the sweetest,
treated you to champagne!

Let Santa Claus have a crimson nose
He will make a contribution to your savings book,
Snow Maiden secretly all year
Gives him good cognac,
And Santa Claus is out of the bag
will shake the currency snowball!

The Old Year is leaving. Let him take it with him
All the troubles and sorrows. Sex without cumming.
And creaky beds. A headache is inappropriate.
Time to pay off debts. Empty wallets.
Greedy, slanderous clients. Not favorite competitors.
Sticks that get into the wheels. Prostheses from other brains.
That love that is unanswered. Snow that falls in summer.
Cockroaches in the kitchen. The sparks that have already gone out.
The woodpeckers that are killing us. Let him take it with him...
After all, the Old Year is leaving. Well, to hell with it, let him go!
The new one is waiting for us at the gate. What will he bring with him?
Unfortunately, we don’t know now. But as before we wish,
In the New Year, we give ourselves a bright star from the sky,
(what warms you will not burn you). A delicious pie from the shelf.
Fulfillment of desires. Gaining new knowledge.
Become wise, but not grow old. Don't rush to get everywhere.
Pleasure in everything - dark at night, bright during the day.
In relaxation, in work. Wherever we are, everywhere!
And big, huge love,
Bright, passionate, tender, languid,
Both ordinary and not so ordinary. Finish on time too...
Something that started a long time ago. Go to the cinema many times.
Finally get some sleep. Break away from the routine
Make new friends. Achieve goals faster.
Safe adventures. Protect yourself in time.
Never get knocked up. But soar, fly, fly!
And find out what Happiness means,
Loyalty, Friendship and Participation,
Optimism, Enthusiasm, Wisdom, Glory and Orgasm...
In general, we don't need much. The main thing is that we feel better.
New Year, don't let me down. The door is open, come in!

Cool, kind, funny and fun competitions. New Year's greetings. Jokes for the New Year. Eat the cake competition

Two volunteers are called, preferably well acquainted with each other.

The rest stand around and pretend to be a support group. The players sit on both sides of a small table, a candle is placed in front of each, a lighter (matches) and a piece of cake with a spoon are given in their hands.

The task is simple - who can eat their cake faster.

But you can only eat the cake when your candle is burning.

But the enemy can only blow out the candle, and then the player, before biting the cake again, will have to light it again, chew it while it burns

Estonian New Year's song
The little one is feeling cold in winter
From loessu ellotshku fzyalli we dommoy.
In the meantime, they brought spruce from the loess -
We had a great time in April!

Seekers Competition

Players are given cards with certain letters. Participants must attach (and hold) all cards to those parts of the body whose names begin with the indicated letters. Body parts in alphabetical order

A - Appendicitis

B - Head, side, thigh, ring finger, eyebrows

B - temples, hair, eyelid, Freckles

G - eye, pharynx, lower leg, hemorrhoids, glabella

D - bottom, biceps femoris

F - Fats, Chewing muscles

Z - Hindbrain, Teeth, back of head

K - Knee, Coccyx

L - Lanita, forehead, Lungs, Elbow, scapula, Lanula

M - Tonsils, Tongue muscles

N - Lower jaw, Nose

P - Forebrain, Armpit, Shoulder, Spine, Kidney, Navel (belly button), Metacarpus

R - Moles, Mouth

C - Spleen, Spinal cord, Middle finger, Foot

T - Dura mater, Parietal bone, Pelvis, Tragus

U - Index finger, Ear

F - Phalanx, philtrum (labial philtrum)

H - Jaw, Skull

W - Neck, Cheeks

E - Epidermis

I - Buttocks, Tongue

The winner is the one who can place the most cards without dropping them.

Let the New Year's candle burn brighter,

Darling, I wish you happiness!

I believe that our love lasts for years,

And never part with you!

I wish you to be successful

And in the New Year with a dream to meet,

And let happiness be in your destiny,

And you will never part with him!

Whatever this year may be,

We are already seeing him off,

Last page of the calendar

In thought, he breaks away.

Maybe it was good

Or maybe someone is happy

That the last day is coming

In this calendar year.

And may the coming year

It will be better than the previous one

May it bring good things

May everything in life be better.

He will be kind and successful
This new year!
May 2020 be your year
It will bring happiness.
Let your wishes come true
Dreams will come true
And with my beloved friends
You will be nearby!
On New Year's Eve, friends,
I wish everyone happiness,
Live cheerfully and sweetly.
Have a million friends
Love work, nature, loved ones.
And then everything will be okay!

Funny competition "I have never... "

This competition will help people get to know each other better. Chips can be large beans, matches, or other small identical objects.

The first player says: "I have never...". Next he names something he has never done in his life (playing for honesty).

For example: - did not keep cats in the house - did not go abroad - did not wear boots - did not shave, etc.

Let's say the player said, "I've never eaten pineapples."

All players who ate pineapples must give him one chip.

Then the turn goes to the other player, and he calls something that he has never done.

The task of each player is to name something that he has never done, but everyone or most of those present have done.

The competition ends after a certain number of laps. The one who collects the most chips wins.

May New Year's Santa Claus
Will give you a whole cartload of happiness.
Good health to boot,
In everything planned - good luck,
Peace, friendship, happiness, affection,
May life be like in a fairy tale!
Happy New Year 2020

I wish you a Happy New Year
Fun as clear as ice.
Smiles as bright as amber,
Health, like frost in January.
May this year be a lucky star
Will enter your family comfort,
Hastily with the old year
Let all the troubles go away!

Happy New Year,
I wish you happiness, joy,
So that on the New Year's tree
Instead of holiday animals
Exactly 30 showed off
Half-liter bubbles,
So that Santa Claus, like in a fairy tale,
Half-drunk, squinting his eyes,
The most delicious, the sweetest
I treated you to champagne!
May the New Year not add wrinkles,
And he will smooth out and erase the old ones,
It will improve your health and save you from failures.
And it will bring a lot of joy and happiness.

We wish you 12 months of high income next year,
52.5 weeks of exceeding plans,
365 days of excellent traffic to your sites,
8760 hours of growing profits,
525600 minutes of success and
31,536,000 seconds of great mood!

Competition with cucumber, banana, pie or bun. Not vulgar.

This competition can be played with any number of players, who can be of any age and any gender. The game runs in any condition.

And this is its essence.

Everyone stands in a circle, in which a certain leader also stands.

Moreover, the circle should be quite tight - shoulder to shoulder, and the hands are behind.

Take an ordinary fresh cucumber, banana, pie, whatever you like.

The presenter’s task is to determine in whose hands it is now.

And the players’ task is to pass food to each other, and when the host is not looking, bite off a piece.

You also need to chew very carefully, so as not to arouse unnecessary suspicions of the presenter.

If the operation was successful and everything was eaten unnoticed by the leader, then this victim of his own inattention is fulfilling the wishes of the collective!

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Congratulate sincerely, heartily,
We wish you a Happy New Year!
We wish that all hopes
The year has been justified, the dream has come true!
May the year 20 bring you,
There are many discoveries and acquaintances,
Comfort in the house, warmth, prosperity,
Good friends at the table!
Pleasant meetings and entertainment,
Smiles of sweet, kind faces,
Successes, glorious achievements,
Love and happiness without boundaries.
And if suddenly when he gets sad,
Don't give a reason for sadness
The sun will smile on you again,
The world will bloom in all its glory!
Let the year of pigs, with a good song,
It will echo loudly upward,
To make it brighter, more interesting,
Richer and more beautiful life!

🎅 🎄 🍷

COMPETITIONS for the New Year's feast

Competition about the number THREE

2-3 people play. The presenter reads the text: I’ll tell you a story in one and a half dozen phrases. As soon as I say the number THREE, take the prize immediately. It's clear?

1. Once we caught a pike, gutted it, and saw small fish inside, and not just one, but seven.”
2. When you want to memorize poems, don’t cram them until late at night. Take it and repeat it once at night - twice, or better yet TEN."
3. A seasoned guy dreams of becoming an Olympic champion. Look, at the start, don’t THINK, but wait for the command: one, two, MARCH!
4. Fluff treated his girlfriend, the Bug-Eyed Frog.
“I'm not greedy. Here - take it, there are exactly five nuts here"
5. Once at the station I had to wait for a taxi for 3 hours... (if they don’t have time to take the prize, the presenter takes it). “Well, friends, you didn’t take the prize when you had the opportunity to take it.”

Short New Year greetings for the 20th year

My friend, New Year is coming!

Let him bring you

Promotion, laurels, cups,

Secretary in a miniskirt!

Let there be a Lexus in the garage

And luck will not forget

And along the road of life

Let your feet run easily!

🎅 🎄 🍷

In the New Year's chaos

Congratulations to my friend!

I wish you happiness

Live without bothering, fluttering easily,

And I seriously wish

Find such a macho

To be generous like Santa Claus,

Otherwise, it's hot!

🎅 🎄 🍷

Let the past year take away

What you want to forget

Luck will cast an anchor in the house -

It will be a pleasure to live with you.

On New Year's Day to your square

Let success claim.

He will settle with luck,

Squeezing out goodness and laughter!

🎅 🎄 🍷
Competition: 1-2-Happy New Year

That is, the first one says “one”

the second is "two",

third - "Happy New Year"

fourth - "four"

fifth - "five"

sixth - "Happy New Year", etc.

The one who makes a mistake is eliminated from the competition until there is only one winner left.

The latest congratulations for the 20th anniversary

I wish you a Happy New Year

Live without grief and worries!

Don't go to the pharmacy all year,

Pay off the entire mortgage

Travel to the Bahamas more often,

Don't make drama out of problems

And don’t accumulate grudges,

Life will immediately become easier!

New Year will come soon,

Have fun until the end!

Let the wine flow like a river,

Everyone at the table laughs.

May this year be successful

And live without worries.

Don't suffer for no reason

Don't complicate your life.

🎅 🎄 🍷

If you fly - then 1st class,

If you dance, then it’s crazy,

If you work, do so with your soul,

Koli pizza - so big!

If the gait is so flying,

If the find is so brilliant,

If you breathe - it's like oxygen,

Since it means Happy New Year!

🎅 🎄 🍷

We've been waiting for him for a whole year,

This holiday is the same for everyone,

We ordered gifts for Santa Claus,

Every store was emptied.

And now, in great anticipation,

Soon the President will say the words,

Well, I’m still conscious,

I hasten to wish you all the best!

🎅 🎄 🍷

We worked fruitfully

You can finally breathe

From reports, from clients,

Take a break from work.

Happy New Year

Our wonderful team

Let the year be fun

Bright, like a corporate party.

Let him not know sorrows

Our friendly family.

Frequent holidays for you, bonuses,

Happy New Year to you, friends!

🎅 🎄 🍷

Any number of participants can take part in the game. All participants, if it is a free area, form a large circle.

In the center is the driver with a handkerchief in his hands. He throws the handkerchief up, and while it flies to the ground, everyone laughs loudly, and as soon as the handkerchief is on the ground, everyone calms down.

It is at this moment that you really want to laugh. The funniest one sings a song or reads a toast or poem.

🎅 🎄 🍷

The New Year is in a hurry to burst in,

Year two thousand already twenty!

He will warm you, he will help you,

Only the best will multiply.

And anxiety and sadness,

What once bothered you -

Everyone was left behind the line

After all, happiness has a simple key:

Kindness, love - without measure,

In your own powers of faith,

Achieve goals quickly

Stay human!

Let the streams of income ring,

Bad weather doesn't bother you.

Hobbies, shocks,

Crazy moods!

🎅 🎄 🍷
Competition for the New Year Cap on cap

Cap on cap For the competition you need to glue together one large cap and several small ones, preferably multi-colored ones.

Small caps are hung on a strong thread. The players take turns putting on a large cap and blindfolding them. Their task is to turn around their axis three times, sit down and, straightening up, hit the small cap with the large cap.

Happy New Year greetings in prose

Happy New Year! Let all the beautiful things that remain in your memory multiply and increase in the new year, be replenished with reserves of positive, rosy emotions and colorful, vivid impressions.

🎅 🎄 🍷

Let the shining surfaces of Christmas tree decorations on this wonderful night reflect the contented face of a person who has received long-awaited gifts, has real happiness and sincerely rejoices at the arrival of a glorious holiday! I mean you! Happy New Year!

🎅 🎄 🍷

New Year's Eve is always saturated with magic, so I wish you to experience miracles for yourself! Let Santa Claus give you a whole bag of money so that all your wishes can easily come true in the new year! I wish you have close people nearby who will always share your crazy ideas! Let every moment be filled with New Year's mood!

🎅 🎄 🍷
Competition with unfinished phrases and fairy tale titles.

Guests are divided into teams. The presenter says the first words, the participants must say it. The team that gives the most correct answers wins.

Ivan Tsarevich and the gray... (wolf)
Porridge from... (Axe)
Sister Alyonushka and brother... (Ivan)
- Tell the truth to everyone except the fascists and the elderly..(classmates)
Finist - Clear... (falcon)
Geese - ... (Swans)
Third St. Builders... (house 25, apt. 12)
Sivko-…(Burko)
Go there -….(I don’t know where)
- One hundred percent answer to the question “why”... (because.)
Little fox sister and .... (gray wolf)
But who will put him in prison, he... (monument)
Sister Alyonushka and -... (brother Ivanushka)
- What to do, what to do? - ...(Dry the crackers!)
Princess... (not laughing)
- I'm not a drinker, but it's a matter of principle! ...(Where are my hundred grams?)
Marya beauty-..(long braid)
- Don’t you think that my salary does not correspond to my...(abilities?)
Dashing...(one-eyed)
So that you live on one... (salary)
Silver saucer and ... (pourable apple)
- Maybe I can give you another key to the apartment, where ... (the money is?!)
The wise maiden and ... (seven thieves)
- ...and here we have a house manager... (man’s friend!)
By pike... (order)
- You need skill in everything... (hardening, training)
Frost... (Ivanovich)
Food is served... (please sit down and eat)
Snow White and the Seven... (dwarfs)
Little Humpbacked Horse - ... (Little Humpbacked Horse)
Well, citizens are alcoholics, hooligans, parasites... (Who wants to work today?!)
Truth and...(Falsehood)
Chicken...(Ryaba)
Tiny-...(havroshechka)
Elementary, Watson! If I were not, damn it... (Sherlock Holmes!)
Game "Song Competition"

For this competition you need to write pieces of paper with the words Christmas tree, snowman, garland and stuff like that.

I suggest these words:

Treat, table, give Snowballs something to eat, snowman, piled up here

Candle, paraffin, wax

Spruce, thorny tree, fir tree, fir,

Costume, outfit, outfit

Blizzard, blizzard, blizzard, sweeping

New Year, Happy ending, happy new New year,

Confetti, tinsel, trash (beautiful)

Fireworks, firecrackers, firecrackers, BANG

Gift, surprise, baksheesh

Toy, craft, balls

Ice, slippery, slush, sleet

Santa Claus, Kysh Babai, Joulupki

Snow Maiden, Snyagurka, Kharchaana

Congratulations, lies, you're driving the sprat

Joy, nothing, everything is fine

Mood, cool, smart

Deer, elk, goats, sheep

Scumbag, Frost, Cold

Champagne, northern lights, fizz

After that, all the pieces of paper need to be placed in a hat and mixed, then, one by one, guests should be allowed to draw out a piece of paper with a word.

Hanged Man competition

Two people are selected, a guy and a girl.

They are taken to different rooms and their roles are explained to them. The guy is told that he will have to enter the room, take a chair, and pretend that he is going to twist the light bulb.

He is also informed that his partner will interfere with him in every possible way, but he must convince her that this is necessary.

The girl is told that her partner is about to hang himself, she must talk him out of it.

All this, naturally, should happen without words.

Participants are launched into a room where the audience already knows both tasks.

Fun competition Statue of Love

Several people are kicked out the door and launched one at a time.

The guy and the girl who enter are shown and explained that they are models and he is a sculptor who must imagine a statue of love and place the guy and girl in accordance with his idea of ​​the statue.

When the pose of the sitters is sufficiently sophisticated and the author reports that he has completed the composition, he is informed that he must take the place of the guy or girl in the statue.

The next one comes in, they tell him that this is a statue of love, but bad, he must remake it, etc.

Competition “Where am I”

The participant is seated with his back to everyone, and a sign with pre-prepared inscriptions is attached to his back.

The inscriptions can be very different: “Toilet.” “Shop”, “Sobering up center”, “Maternity hospital”, etc.

The rest of the observers ask him various questions, such as: “Why do you go there, how often, etc.”

The player must, without knowing what is written on the sign, answer these questions.

Riddles for the New Year

Riddles - Soup, salad, stew, side dish. Who is the commander over this? (Cook)

He is both feared and respected. And he fines and protects the law. (Policeman)

The bravest of the tailors altered his trousers and shortened their length, which pleased us all. (Shorts)

It is based on milk and is yellow in color (cheese)

The most famous semiconductor is Susanin.

It nourishes in the fall, warms in the winter, cheers in the spring, cools in the summer. VODKA

One eye, one horn, but not a rhinoceros? A COW LOOKS FROM THE CORNER

What should you do when you see a green man? CROSS THE STREET

You are sitting on an airplane, a horse is in front of you, a car is behind you. Where are you located? ON THE CARUSELS

There were 50 candles burning in the room, 20 of them were blown out. How many will be left? (20 left: blown out candles will not burn out completely)

As you know, all native Russian female names end in either “a” or “ya”: Anna, Maria, Olga, etc. However, there is only one girl's name that does not end in either "a" or "ya". Name it. (Love)

There were 20 people on the bus. At the first stop 2 people got off and 3 people got on, at the next - 1 got off and 4 got on, at the next - 5 got off and 2 got on, at the next - 2 got off and 1 got on, at the next - 9 got off and no one got on, at the next - 2 more came out. Question: how many stops were there?

Answer: The answer to the riddle is not that important. This is a riddle with an unexpected question. While you are telling the riddle, the guesser begins to mentally count the number of people on the bus, and at the end of the riddle, with a question about the number of stops, you will puzzle him. The 12-story building has an elevator. Only 2 people live on the ground floor; from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which button in the elevator of this building is pressed most often? (Regardless of the distribution of residents by floor, button "1") Kondrat walked to Leningrad,
And towards us - twelve guys,
Everyone has three baskets,
There's a cat in every basket,
Each cat has twelve kittens,
Each kitten has four mice in its teeth.
And old Kondrat thought:
"How many mice and kittens
Are the guys taking it to Leningrad?"
Stupid, stupid Kondrat!
He walked alone to Leningrad.
And the guys with baskets,
With mice and cats
We went to meet him - to Kostroma

The man was driving a large truck. The lights on the car were not turned on. There was no moon either. The woman began to cross the road in front of the car. How did the driver manage to see her? (So ​​it was during the day)

What question cannot be answered “No”? (Will you drink?) Buratino, Malvina, an honest customs officer and a cop are riding in the compartment. They play cards, there is a lot of money in the bank, the train enters a tunnel. After leaving the tunnel, the money disappeared. Who stole the money? (Cop, because the first three do not exist in nature...)
What is it: there is a head, there is no head, there is a head, but there is no head? (The lame man behind the fence)
Do not write anything or use a calculator. Take 1000. Add 40. Add another thousand. Add 30. Another 1000. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What happened?
Answer: 5000? Wrong. The correct answer is 4100. Try using a calculator.
How many years are there in a year? Answer: one (summer)
Guess the riddle: who has the heel behind the nose? Answer: Shoes
Mary's father has 5 daughters: Chacha, Chichi, Cheche, Chocho. What is the name of the 5th daughter? Answer: Mary
In the room there were 12 chickens, 3 rabbits, 5 puppies, 2 cats, 1 rooster and 2 hens. A man with a dog entered the room. How many legs are there in the room? Answer: Two, animals have paws
Read the phrase correctly:
K Y G A I
S I O N B
Z H M E Y
I U SH T L

Answer: Love our mighty language

Funny riddles for the New Year

A merchant was traveling on a train, eating a pickled cucumber. Did you eat one half and give the other half to whom? Answer: Alena (salty ~ with Alena)

Not a horseradish, not a carrot - a red head. Pioneer in cap
First a woman rubs up next to you, and then demands money. Who is this woman? This is a female conductor.
What is the difference between a portfolio and a portfolio? Documents are stored in the briefcase
Why can't deputies become friends of the people? Because you don't choose friends
What can stand and walk, hang and stand, walk and lie at the same time? Watch
One corner of the square table was sawed off. How many angles does he have now? Five
New Year's competition with YES and NO answers

I'll ask tricky questions.

If the answer is negative,
Please answer with the word NO,
And affirmative - then
Say the word YES loudly.
I have no doubt, guys
Every mind has a chamber,
But I have some advice for you:
Answers YES, answers NO
Don’t rush to give instantly,
After thinking hard, speak.

Questions for a fun competition.
YOU WILL SEE a mole on a clear day,
Soaring in the sky, right?...
Orange and red color
Are they considered hot?...
The cars have been given the green light,
IS IT POSSIBLE to walk along a zebra crossing?...
In the morning there is sunshine in the window,
Night is coming, right?...
There is warm water in the river.
And in the hole like this?...
Forest - habitat
For squirrels, hares, woodpeckers?...
The reader, having read, always
He eats a book, right?...
The monk makes a vow to himself.
Does he put it with a spoon?...
Skinny boy, like a skeleton
Can you lift the barbell easily?...
There are many planets in the sky,
The Moon is a PLANET! Is that right?...
Roofing felt roll
Suitable for dessert for us?…
Herds grazing in the Arctic
Horned cows and goats?...
From the airport trains
Are they taking off along the runway?...
Pedestrians have a dream -
Stumble and fall into a hole?...
When the cold comes,
Are all the moose flying south?...
You can answer me without difficulty:
Cherry blossoms bloom in winter?...
There are two stripes in the snow - a trail.
Did a bear walk through the snow?...
Frozen water is hard.
Can water become gas?...
An athlete runs a distance
From finish to start?...
After Tuesday comes Wednesday,
After Thursday is Saturday?...
Chameleon changes color.
Does the octopus change?...
We put the cups on the buffet.
Shall we put a sofa there?...
The snow melts - there is water in the streams.
Does this happen in the spring?...
An elephant sits on the wires
To have lunch, right?...
Seeing a fisherman - “Hello!” -
Is a roach screaming from the river?...
What does a frog eat for lunch?
Elephant and peas, right?...
The toad definitely doesn't have a tail.
Does the cow have it?...
In the shadows - “plus thirty”, and then
Are we wearing fur coats?...
On the trolleybus, having bought a ticket,
Do you need to ride on the roof?...
We're going to the theater to watch the ballet.
Should I take the operetta to the bathhouse?...
The questions are over, friends!
And I praise everyone, guys.
The test has come to an end.
Well done to those who didn't make a mistake!
And who made a mistake even a little,
Not a good guy, but a hammer
New Year's competition "Alphabet" or "Phrases-congratulations"

The owner of the house, where guests are supposed to come to celebrate the New Year, dresses up in the clothes of Santa Claus, and

when all the guests have gathered at the table, he announces that he has a small gift for everyone, but gifts

it only gives out to educated people. Now Santa Claus offers to play the alphabet game. He names the first letter - A,

and the first player must come up with a phrase related to New Year's greetings that begins with the letter A,

for example, he says: “Aibolit conveys his congratulations to everyone!” The second player says the letter B: “Be happy” and

It becomes very funny when the alphabet reaches the letters Zh, P, Y, b, b.

New Year's Competition "Proverbs in your own way"

We invite guests to pronounce the usual, familiar text of the proverb instead of the one that sounds:
1. They don’t discuss the gift, do they accept what they give? (Don't look a gift horse in the mouth).
2. You need to learn throughout your life, every day brings new knowledge, knowledge is endless. (Live and learn!)
3. If you take on something, see it through to the end, even if it’s difficult!
(Took hold of the tug, don’t say it’s not hefty!)
4. Trouble and disaster usually happen where something is unreliable and fragile.
(Where it’s thin, that’s where it breaks)
5. How you treat others is how they will treat you. (As it comes back, so will it respond)
6. Don't take on unfamiliar tasks. (If you don't know the ford, don't stick your nose into the water)

And every insect, every animal has its own motto. Invite guests to guess which one they have:
1. Parrot - Repetition is the mother of learning!
2. Kangaroo - Keep your pocket wider!
3. Crocodile - Tears won’t help your grief!
4. Locust - One in the field is not a warrior!
5. Caterpillar - Keep pace!

New Year's fun. Pins
This New Year's fun will require several couples, preferably married couples.
Both couples need to be blindfolded, then take five pins and pin them on their clothes.
Now the competition begins: the first couple to collect all the pins from each other’s clothes wins.
All this happens to the accompaniment of slow and romantic music.
But in the end, the winner is the couple who first understands what the catch is, and this catch lies in the fact that,
Let’s say that, as was said, five pins were pinned on the girls’ clothes, but four on the guys’ clothes.
Before the contestants understand the meaning of the deception, they will spend a long time feeling the body of their significant other in search of the lost fifth pin.

Competition Name a Russian proverb?

1. If fortune turns away from you, then you will love the goat. (England)
(Love is evil, you will love a goat).

2. If the lady gets off the carriage, it will go faster. (England)
(A woman with a cart makes it easier for a horse).

3. I sowed a cactus, but did not expect a grape harvest. (Arabic)
(What goes around comes around).

4. When the water reaches your chin, you begin to swim. (Italy)
(A drowning man clutches at a straw.)

5. He who asks will not get lost. (Finnish)
(The language will take you to Kyiv).

B. A scalded rooster runs away from the rain. (Czech)
(Having been burned on milk, they blow on cold water).

7. Hold the newcomer by the forelock. (Turkish)
(Look for the wind in the field).

8. You can enjoy beauty in 40 days, but 40 years is not enough for a good character. (Turkish)
(Beauty until evening, kindness forever).

9. Even the most beautiful apple can contain a worm. (Africa)
(All that glitters is not gold).

10. A person bitten by a snake is afraid of a colorful ribbon. (Afghan)
(The frightened crow is afraid of the bush).

11. Once the cork is removed, you need to drink wine. (French)
(Called yourself a milk mushroom, get into the back).

Russian sayings with super-complex expressions and incomprehensible words.

Someone really found the Russian language simple and decided to have fun. Try to guess.

1. “The pattern of increasing personal value of the subject after receiving a traumatic experience”
for one beaten they give two unbeaten

2. "Dualistic principle of using agricultural implements on a hydraulic surface"
Written on the water with a pitchfork

3. “The binary nature of the statements of an individual who has lost social activity”
Grandma said in two

4. "Problems of transporting liquids in vessels with variable density structure"
Carrying water in a sieve

5. "Optimization of the operating dynamics of a draft vehicle associated with the elimination of an initially destructive transport unit"
A woman with a cart makes it easier for a mare

6. "Weakly expressed relevance of the use of keyboard instruments among clergy"
Fuck the ass accordion

6. "Non-standard methods of treating scoliosis through funeral services"
the grave will fix the hunchback

10. "The positive impact of low IQ on increasing the totality of tasks in the process of work activity"
work loves fools

11. “Solipsism of poultry in relation to non-ruminant mammals of the order Artiodactyls”
the goose is not a friend to the pig

12. “Characteristic external signs as a reason for usurping the most favorable social status in the market”
with a pig's snout and in a Kalash line

14. “The syndrome of refusal to legitimize, based on the lack of possibilities for quick identification of a person”
I'm not me and the horse is not mine

15. "The influence of seasonal weather conditions on the accounting process of birds"
chickens are counted in the fall

17. "Regularities of the relationship between the length of the keratinized epidermis and the amount of gray matter in the cranium"
the hair is long, but the mind is short

18. “A type of legal act that prevails over currency funds”
an agreement is worth more than money

19. “The inadmissibility of using standard elements of housing architecture while denying the culminating manifestation of contemplative-tactile emotions”
love is not a potato, you can’t throw it out the window

20. “Neutrality of the taste characteristics of cruciferous plants in relation to vegetable crops of central Russia”
horseradish is not sweeter than radish

21. "Antithesis properties of mentally disabled subjects in the context of the implementation of state regulations"
There is no law for fools

22. “Lack of progress-regression in the body’s metabolism when changing the ratio of fats and carbohydrates in the traditional dish of sedentary peoples”
You can't spoil porridge with butter

The parrot says to the parrot: I'll parrot you. The parrot answers him: Don’t scare me, parrot, I’m a scared parrot.

Chipmunk Speaker Competition

Props: nuts (or orange, or roll), paper, pens.

Participants:

“Speaker” - 1 piece.
"Stenographer" - from 1 to infinity

The “speaker” puts nuts (slices of orange, a piece of bread) behind his cheeks so that it is difficult to speak. He is given a text, which he needs to pronounce as clearly as possible (as far as the contents of the “cheek pouches” allow). One “speaker” is selected, and everyone who has become a stenographer takes notes.

The one with the text closest to the original wins.

The "speaker" reads:
I will be affectionate in the New Year,
Like a fluffy Siberian cat!
Happy New Year
All those sitting here cordially
And with all my heart I wish
Spend it carelessly.
Lay down with a fluffy scarf
It's cozy outside the window, snowflakes,
The lights on the tree lit up,
And tangerines smell like childhood...
Smiles of loved ones and friends
Let them warm your heart with warmth
And there will be many good days
In the year that is coming!

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