Business card for KVN schoolchildren. Scenario for a KVN school team business card

The team comes out dancing

1st participant. The team from school 103, “Other People's Lessons,” is performing in front of you. Begin.

1 miniature “Every school has such a girl.”

(Teacher and student come out)

Teacher: Do we have a new girl?

Pupil(speaks very quickly without stopping): I’m in 11th grade, I’m an excellent student, I dance, I sing, I want to be the class leader, yay….

2 miniature “The most sentimental window cleaner”

A guy comes out with a rag and washes the windows to sentimental music, and suddenly starts dancing.

Leading: Well, this guy really makes me happy. Come on (turns on cheerful music).

The window cleaner begins to dance vigorously.

The song “Oh God, what a man...” goes away.

3 miniature “Incident in the camp”

Leading: Every child has gone to camp at least once. The shift is over, but the habits are still the same.

Mother and father are having lunch.

Mother: Son, go eat

My son comes in and eats. The son suddenly jumps up and starts screaming.

Son: I wish my family bon appetit.

Sits down. They continue to eat... The son jumps up again and screams.

Son: Thanks to our chefs for cooking delicious food for us.

The parents look at their son in shock, the son sits down and continues to eat. He jumps up sharply and screams.

Son: Our motto…

Mother: We're already tired of you, sat down, shut up and ate.

Father: Well done mother.

Mother: I'm shocked myself.

Presenter: Song

The girl "fat" lived in the city,

I went on a diet and was waiting for the results.

But suddenly her affairs didn’t matter

Ate the refrigerator and then the scale.

Leading: Our team just loves to dance

"An Incident at the Disco"!

The music is exciting and everyone is dancing. A slow composition begins.
(a soundtrack of a slow song sounds, a girl and a guy come out and dance a slow dance.)

Leading: Few people know what a guy and a girl think about during their first slow dance.

Boy: Wow, did it really work out, I invited her.

Young woman: Damn, he was the first to approach me. I was waiting for Volodya.

Boy: Damn, why is she so tall.

Young woman: He'll probably also get into kissing.

Boy: What beautiful legs she has, it’s a pity that they end quickly.

Young woman: Well, up close he's not so scary.
Here the guy steps on the girl’s foot. She gets angry and pushes him away.

Young woman: You, for even approaching me, ruined the whole evening.

Boy: Sasha, (gets down on one knee and hands her chewing gum), Fresh breath makes it easier to understand.

The girl kisses the guy on the cheek, he falls.

The whole team leaves.

1st participant: And in the end I would like to say that we are a team that learns from the mistakes of others.

Dance screensaver.

KVN team script
Regional festival - KVN "Young local historian - 2017"
Municipal stage. Zdvinsky district
KVN team: Generation Today
Supervisor: Murzin S.V.
Command structure:
1. Captain: Falina Polina
2. Murzin Mikhail
3. Alennikova Sofia
4. Nedayvoda Roman
5. Parfenova Anastasia
Script writers: teacher of computer science and physics Murzin S.V., teacher of history and social studies Antonova T.M.
Costume designer: teacher of technology and fine arts Murzina L.V.

To the soundtrack scooter and vassy - today, 4 team members take the stage.
Roma appears in tourist attire and with a shovel.
Pauline: What kind of appearance of Christ is this to the people?
Roma(making a surprised face): Strange... I... Why haven't you equipped yourself yet? Or do I need to take the rap for everyone on this trip?
Pauline: Wait, Roma, what hike?
Roma: Polina, well, you yourself invited me to KVN in local history, right?
Pauline: Yes. But why do you need a shovel and all this stuff... No... more precisely, this is all that has swallowed you up?
Roma: Well... A shovel to dig... After all, the hike is for local history, but the whole history is underground... It needs to be dug up! So are we going on a hike or what?
Pauline: hike or what? WHAT DOES this have to do with the hike?
Roma: You said, Roma, we are waiting for you in the KVN local history team!
Pauline: K-V-N!
Roma: Last time, when we were going on a hike, you asked to take KLMN. During the hike it turned out that it was a MUG, SPOON, BOWL, KNIFE. I ended up eating out of a tin can with a chopstick throughout the entire hike. And then she was freed only on the second day. Before this I had to eat with my eyes! And this time I turned out to be smarter, I understood KVN - DIGGING HAS MORE FUN WITH A NEW shovel!
Pauline: Roma, Roma... This is the Club of the Cheerful and Resourceful... This is a game. Yes... Apparently we shouldn’t have taken you in. Completely resourceless, albeit cheerful!
Roma: Am I not resourceful? Here's to you!(Tears off his clothes and, in a T-shirt and family shorts with boots, dances to the music with Polina. Nastya sings. Misha and Sonya dance along at the end of the scene). The melody Kiesza - Hideaway plays. Roma and Polina dance fieryly to it. The backup dancer performs simple movements.
Nastya:We're a totally fun team.
And now we will defeat all our rivals
Ooh
We are a generation, we are a generation
We are today's generation.
And we are the stars of today
We came here for victory
Ooh
We are the stars on stage, we have come to shine
You will never stop us!
Sonya: No, Misha, did you see? They mean “Stars” star themselves in every possible way...(grimaces) Will you and I still be their backup dancers? Just think... Tomorrow no one will remember the name of that pretty girl from the backup dancer...
Misha: Okay, Sonya! Let's fix it! Lady and James! Ladies and Gentlemen!
Only today and only now, unique on stage...
(Sonya pushes him)
Sonya: Misha! Well that's enough!!!
Pauline: Quiet. Quiet! Sonya, they will remember us, don’t worry. And they will remember it for a long time.
Misha: I can imagine... There are posters posted everywhere!(takes a step forward and solemnly!) Only today and only once, unique on stage,
Sonya: Sparkling!
Roma: Cheerful!
Pauline: Resourceful!
Nastya: Modest...
Together: Team from Tsvetnigrad, Generation Today!
They leave to the screensaver scooter and vassy - today (first performing several final steps).

KVN script “Youth Team”

Business card “Cover – the face of the team”

Rhythm. Music

Command output

Hi all! We missed last season because we didn't have a team...

And now we are missing one person...

Let's take someone from the audience?

Let's (name a jury member)

Are you saying he’s a little too old for our team?

Or maybe.. (everyone looks at the presenter)

But he doesn’t have our uniform (someone throws a butterfly)

Roma refuses

Downstairs in Belova's dressing gown, Lera is mopping the floor; the team notices her.

Hey woman, well girl, come here!

Lera goes up on stage.

What is your name?

Lera!

Make a joke!

We heard the news - in Balakhna they decided to rebuild all schools in the shape of a circle!

For what?

So that children don't smoke around the corner!

Well, now we are all assembled and then we begin!

They say that the face of the cover is the team, and the face of the city is its people and events!

Miniature

In connection with the reform in medicine, many doctors decided to change their profession, including an otolaryngologist.

ENT in traffic police. It's on the road. Stops the car.

Hello, traffic police inspector Medyakin, document check, show your medical certificate. Map

What?

Oh, well, a driver's license. So let's see and see, and we'll also look at the ear, we'll look at the nose...

What are you doing?

So (whispers) two hundred

What?

Five hundred

What?

Thousand

Ah...gives money

Miniature

Now imagine, sitting near the grandmother’s house, they decided to play a game of silence.

A drug addict walks by, they are silent.

A Goth (or someone else) walks past, they are silent, barely holding back.

A girl walks past short skirt. One grandmother can't stand it:

That’s it, Ivanovna, I lost, look at her, she’s dressed up, she’s painted her face... (they leave)

Levochkin comes out as a postman to the presenter: “Dance, you have a letter”

Roma opens the envelope - there is a butterfly. Lyovochkin winks at him, urging him to become a member of the team.

Roma refuses.

And we have world news.

How the big 8 became the big 7.

Countries come out (people with signs)

Let's play mafia?

Let's go!

The city is falling asleep. The mafia is waking up!

The mafia makes its choice. (the mafia is the USA and Germany, they point to Russia)

This was the mafia's last mistake. (Putin laughs on screen)

And we return again to the problem of medicine. The proctologist also went to work for the traffic police.

It's on the road. Stops the same driver as the ENT.

Hello traffic police inspector...

Yes, your colleague just stopped me, you need honey again. show a book, ear, throat?!

Oh, no, (smiles) please get out of the car and.... !

Music, a butterfly is lowered from above on a fishing rod to the presenter, Roma again refuses.

Miniature.

Everyone knows that workers at the factory swear. But since you cannot use obscene speech on stage, we will show you 1 day at the factory without swearing.

The worker comes out and calls the second one.

Petrovich (dancing) come here! indicate that swearing is replaced by dance

- (dances) called?

Did you (dance) yesterday hand over the defective parts?

And (dancing) am I, I’m not alone!

Call!

Smirnov (dancing), Sergeich (dancing), Krivoruchka (dancing)

Are you (dancing) disgracing the entire plant (dancing)

Everyone (dances) but we didn’t notice!

The whole team comes out.

Well, at the end of our speech we want to say that we are against drugs

Especially at such high prices!

Bow, gone.

Video news

Screensaver of the city duty officer.

A man is running down the street - a reporter with a microphone and shouting “Sensation, we have a sensation, a man has appeared in Balakhna who helps everyone!”

Grandmothers are sitting on a bench and are bored, an assistant comes and brings them seeds.

The girls are sitting on benches, thongs are visible under their jeans. An assistant comes up and pulls up their pants.

A fisherman is looking for a place to fish, an assistant comes and shows him the “Fish Place” store.

Gopnik takes the phone from a passerby. An assistant comes and takes the phone, takes out a SIM card, gives it to a passerby, and gives the phone to the gopnik.

There is a man standing who is very hot, an assistant comes up and pours finely torn paper on him, simulating snow.

Grandmothers are sitting in the hospital, waiting for an appointment, swearing. An assistant comes and dresses white robe and begins receiving grandmothers.

The cat is running. Nearby is a cosmoshawarma and a salesman in a hard hat. An assistant comes and catches the cat and takes it from the seller.

The whole team is sitting, bored, an assistant comes and points to the KVN sign, the whole team is happy.

Biathlon “Shooting with satire”

Sensation! English scientists crossed mammoth and elephant cells, American scientists crossed tobacco and tomato. Balakhna scientists, looking at all this, crossed their fingers.

A nudist beach will soon open in Balakhna. Nudist beach in Balakhna “World of Leather and Fur”.

Looking at Darth Vader, during the presidential elections in the Russian Federation in 2015, the crocodile Gena and Cheburashka decided to play ball.

The beauty contest “Volga Beauty” was recently held in Balakhna. According to the losing participant, the winners of the competition were: the painted one, the bony one, and that little black one with a slanted eye.

At one carnival, a boy dressed as a girl liked a girl dressed as a boy. And on the one hand, everything is correct... and on the other hand everything is correct.

The world champion ping pong moans quietly but rhythmically.

There should be at least 12 jokes.

Where's the homework?

D/Z “Did you subscribe to the magazine?”