Texts of ditties. Laughing ditties Russian folk ditties for adults
For more than a hundred years, the texts of funny ditties have been composed and sung by the Russian people, both in villages and cities. And although the theme of the ditties has changed significantly, the humor and enthusiasm in the lyrics of these songs has not diminished. In addition, it seems that funny ditty texts have become more diverse and richer than the very life of Russians. Today's ditty not only sees and hears everything, but also wants to know and knows absolutely everything.
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Merry ditties (texts for the feast)
Why are you, guests, sad?
Did you hang your heads?
Read these texts -
It'll be fun in no time!
My native country is wide,
There are many fields, seas and rivers in it.
I don’t know any other country like this...
Because I haven't been anywhere!
I use laundry soap
I bought a man to wash.
My husband screamed for the whole block,
But he didn’t become a business owner.
There's a rumor going around the village
That my darling loves two.
Love them, darling, love them,
I love three myself.
At the entrance under the balcony
The smell of moonshine is strong.
This is the husband to his Natalka
Returning from fishing.
Don't judge me harshly
I'm not having fun anyway.
Because what's left for me
Two months until retirement!
Texts of funny naughty ditties
On a diet for a whole year
The girl stayed...
The doctor won't get there
A syringe in the buttock.
Over the hill, by the stream,
The girl is lying down.
Well, let it lie to itself,
Since he doesn’t value himself!
I'm making an appointment
On a cliff near the edge...
The darling will pester -
I'll teach him to fly!
You’ll run, darling, to drown yourself -
Come and say goodbye to me.
I'll take you to the river -
I’ll tell you a deeper place!
In the evening to my husband
Showed me a sex brochure.
He couldn't figure it out
Good - the neighbor helped!
If you want to come to me -
Go to the station.
Check your wife in your luggage
And throw away the receipt!
Once on the beach diver
Saved a drowning woman
And when he married her,
He went and drowned himself.
If only I knew, if only I knew
Who should I marry?
I would tell my mother-in-law
Don't plant cabbage at all!
Darling sits on the porch
With an expression on his face.
That face expresses
What they sit on the porch.
I bought liquid soap -
I lost a hundred rubles.
My friend thought it was jam
She took everything and devoured it.
Everything will be reflected in the ditty:
New day and last century.
Looks like in a mirror
There is a Russian man in it.
Cherry blossoms in the garden,
Next to her is a bird cherry tree.
Oh, why did I get married?
For such a fool!
Hello my dear,
Russian potatoes!
I've been digging for you for three days -
The whole back is like an accordion!
I compose ditties
I sing them for fun.
If you like them,
Then pay in rubles!
We sang ditties for you
Ninety nine times!
Is it really today?
Won't anyone give us vodka?
Oh,” sighs Grandma Dusya, “
I'm afraid to clean the subway.
Just made a tilt -
The token was immediately inserted!
Gypsy to Gypsy says:
“I have had it for a long time
There's a bottle on the table
Let's go have a drink, honey!
I usually get drunk
I'm banging my head against the wall.
Is it the alcohol that works?
Is it due to age?
We're hungover in the morning
They hit the kangaroo's face.
Only in the evening they dismantled it,
That the neighbor's nose was broken.
It used to be, it’s a shame
You can't see your legs from under the skirt.
And now, here is grace -
How it bends - you can see everything.
Oh, you offended me
The girl has not been kissed!
You go to bed - I'll crawl over,
I'll bite everything off for you!
Come on, girls, don't yawn,
Come quickly,
While I'm still free
Young and fertile!
Two prostitutes in a restaurant
They gave a presentation.
I was treated for a whole year afterwards
The entire administration.
My darling is crazy
He offered me oral sex.
Climb under the blanket -
He screamed and I screamed.
I watered the flowers
There is a watering can on the balcony.
For some reason I suddenly became wet
Uncle on the bench...
Airplane flies in the sky
A boat floats in a pond
Along the fence, from the birthday
I'm walking drunk.
The old woman says to her grandfather:
"I'm going to America,
I'll go to a brothel
I will live by my labor."
Volodka - accordion player
A jacket for three hundred rubles,
For a chervonets of pies,
And for a dime of brains.
You shot me through the heart
Look - I'm trembling all over.
I'll wait in the hayloft,
I'll show you something there!
How harsh they are sometimes
Chromosomal Affairs:
There's Petrov's wife
The black girl gave birth.
I wish everyone a cutie,
And for you - a fashion model.
If you forget your key at home,
Then he will crawl through the crack under the door.
We're walking through the village
We give gifts to everyone
To whom - a light slap on the head,
Whom we’ll push into a puddle!
In our army according to fashion
They dress all the soldiers.
My fiancé Volodya writes to me:
Every day they give you an outfit.
Like in Chernobyl here
An infection has developed:
Guys are buying Tampax
And women have erections!
My dear, Igor,
Like a champagne bottle:
How do you ask him a question?
It immediately hits you on the nose!
I was on the hill
And she gave it to Yegorka,
Don't think bad
I gave you some cheesecakes.
Who has what hobby?
I finally have atas:
I pour, I drink,
And I scare the toilet.
The cook makes cutlets
The horse makes manure.
I came for my birthday
But he didn’t bring a gift!
Fedya didn’t close once
There are both faucets in the bathroom,
To remind all the neighbors
About the fate of the Titanic.
Firewood lies on the grass,
And on the chair there is a button.
The head overlooked
And the butt suffers!
My wife is a cook,
Cooks soup from a cube.
From such a cube
I wouldn't be given a blow.
How many times has the rocket already
Sent to the moon.
Why in this rocket?
Don't push my wife in.
The girls ran on the ice
The cold is nonsense.
And without this nonsense -
Neither here nor here.
There is fog above the ground,
Zero visibility.
A man lies at the stall -
Russian real estate.
Came out with a cute little miss:
He suddenly ran home,
And in bed - a drummer
And, of course, with me.
They say alcoholism
A terrible phenomenon.
From him everyone deserves
Just pressure!
Dantes stands on the mountain
Under Mount Pushkin
You can't get into show business
Through a folding bed.
Talking about NATO plans
I can’t, friends, without swearing.
And in general, friends,
I can’t live without swearing!
My sweetheart and I kissed
A whole forty-five minutes!
Just got up and got dressed,
Our wives are right there!
Cherry blossoms in the garden,
Next to her is a bird cherry tree.
Oh, why did I get married?
For such a fool!
Birthday is a holiday of childhood,
Even if you are fifty.
We will give you a rattle
Will you play it?
I began, brothers, what to hide,
I confess in a friendly way,
Fulfill civic duty
More often than marital.
Bullshit flew across the sky
Silver metal.
A lot these days
Unidentified crap.
Together, women, let's raise the ruble.
Whom to rely on?
It's not the first time we've raised
Anything that moves a little.
Darling kissed me
My darling hugged me
And then he left for someone else,
Also, apparently, blue.
And my darling is a policeman
Not afraid of a fight
Because he has
Gun on the ass.
I took a bite of denatured alcohol
I'm kind of babbling.
This is the third day in a row
I poop dynamite.
Vanka sits at the gate
With my mouth wide open,
But people won’t understand
Where is the gate and where is the mouth.
Masha saw a bear
I was very scared.
I even cursed
That's how confused I was.
The cutie gave me
Expensive cologne.
Of course I drank it
But moonshine tastes better...
Got kind of excited
We have a fitter in the spring.
Even the wire is exposed
Causes ecstasy in him.
Volodka the accordion player
Absolutely no brains.
His skull is decorated with -
Bush of spreading antlers.
Our Vanyok was sitting under a maple tree
Not with me, but with the punks.
I thought it was still green,
It turned out to be blue.
The woman swam in the pool,
A fat catfish swam into his underpants.
She can't forget
His long mustache!
My husband bought mine not an infection -
Ointment called "Klerosil".
All acne disappeared immediately
Even the one that was needed.
Once I was sailing along the Irtysh (or along the Lovat?)
And I met a naked Kalmyk woman very opportunely.
Oh, the task is not easy - to conquer the Kalmyk!
But I took the master key out of my shorts in time.
Where Baikal splashes (such a lake),
I entertained the Cuban woman with what was at hand...
I am grateful to fate that my Cuban
She took me to her very depths!
One night on the steep bank of the Amur
The girls stared at the "Heart of Bonivur" in droves.
There I noticed two young Tuvans
And he stayed with them all night between their halves.
One night on the Oka, on an empty barge
I crumpled the dude’s breasts in my hand carefully.
We sat down on the mattress, poured some beer...
And the dream of a young Chuvash came true (seven times).
One day in broad daylight in Krakow (on the Vistula)
The polka's legs hung on my shoulders.
The food of the long-legged polka was good!
By morning I went crazy, pushing the slices apart.
And one day in the spring somewhere on the Danube
I met a German woman who was mentally ill.
I burrowed into it like a mole and bit like a horsefly...
The German woman defended her degree about a year later.
One night a longboat sailed on the waves of the Euphrates.
In it, I just taught the Kazakh woman to debauchery.
I aimed my device at the young Kazakh girl...
The Kazakh woman still has her legs wide open.
The Nile flooded widely downstream...
There I persuaded the Bashkir woman to engage in porn entertainment.
It was the ninth wave!.. I will be Bashkir by morning
I barely pulled it away from myself by the scruff of the neck!
Once on the Limpopo River, which is known to children,
I met a typist from our depot,
What stood in the way, bending low...
I couldn't get past the typist!
Somehow near a vacant lot, somewhere on the Hudson,
I was picking a Buryat woman in the erogenous zone.
And an arrow of love entered the heart of that Buryat woman...
The next morning she couldn’t go out to exercise.
Once on Lake Huron (or Huron?)
I chambered my cartridge for the Uzbek woman.
The Uzbek woman ran away from me with all her might...
But in vain - I could not allow a misfire.
Past a quiet village along the Ohio River
The Swede was swimming naked, and naked at that!
It's a pity that her mother is so Swedish
May be encountered on the road extremely rarely!
One Japanese woman under a bush on the Izhora River
She sang “The Boston Waltz” in B-flat major.
Oh, what an alluring look that Japanese woman had...
Since then, both eardrums have hurt.
A huge crocodile swam along the Elbe,
Where I and a Czech woman conducted live firing...
And two days ago at the mouth of the Rio Grande
The Ethiopian woman was kneading her tonsils against me.
Once a Karelian came to see me and brought a Karelian girl.
I heated up a whole plate of borscht for her...
On the bend of the Ob River somewhere closer to night
I loved that Karelian very much in an unconventional way.
Once upon a time in Kolyma (or Ilmen?)
I fucked Nanayka and her deer.
Oh, I’ll go to the wilds of the Amazon in the spring!
The Finnish and Estonian women missed me there.
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And the darling girls,
There is no need to argue.
The guys will choose for themselves
Who needs what?
How about the Borkinsky guys?
The brave are so brave.
They ran three kilometers -
The sheep were scared.
And my darling cheated on me,
I thought I was dead.
My dear, your betrayal
I threw it from the bridge into the river.
And my darling cheated on me,
He rode a goat to Crimea,
But I didn’t give up,
I caught up with the cow.
And my darling cheated on me,
She says: “Not young!”
And I found one for myself,
That there is a beard on the butt.
And my darling cheated on me,
I stand and laugh:
For cheating on you, darling,
I'll pay three kopecks.
And my rival
Tall and thin.
Just pull the string -
The balalaika is ringing.
And my rival
Tall and thin.
Just pull the string -
The balalaika is ringing.
Don't push me to the birch tree,
Don't waste your efforts.
Don't think, I'm not stupid.
Let's get married then.
Oh my boobs
Each one is worth a pound.
I'm full of cottage cheese
And I won't go for a walk.
Oh, my mother-in-law -
I cooked cabbage soup, spilled it,
I scalded my heels.
Oh, you, Vanya, dear Vanya,
You slept through your happiness:
How many times have I given it to you?
You never hit!
Oh, I stomped
And I didn't stomp.
Ate half a pound of gingerbread
And I didn’t burst.
Oh my shoes
Noses are lacquered.
What do girls have, what do women have -
The same!
It's bad to pray to God.
Will you marry me
You're all over the world
Ah, mother-in-law,
Grease the pancakes.
And the son-in-law is shit
Haven't been there for a long time!
Oh, dear Nadya,
You are my little sister.
I'll wear a blue dress -
I'll lure my dear.
Oh, my skirt -
Four shuttlecocks.
I want to spend the night at home,
I want it from Ivan.
Ahaha! Ahaha!
Whose daughter-in-law will I be?!
Who will be my groom?!
Oh! I'll torture them!
Grandmas danced the show
And they twirled their butts.
The men laughed loudly
And their ears flapped.
Balalaika, ori,
Ori until dawn.
I will part with my darling
do not tell anybody
Berezinochka was cut down,
And they left the stump.
The buttock was beaten off,
Left orphaned.
Poor Gena the crocodile
I pinched my balls at the door.
The eggs crashed to the floor -
The football game has begun.
Stop thinking, friend,
You won't get better from thinking.
You'll only lose weight worse
You'll still be a little alive.
Your field is green
Our field is greener.
Our girls are better than yours
And they walk more joyfully.
In the city of Kalyazin
The girls have jinxed us
If we hadn't been jinxed,
We wouldn't get rid of them.
Branch above, branch below,
Raspberry branch.
I love you deeply, I rarely see you
Beloved boy.
The winemaker makes a profit.
It’s not for nothing that he says:
“Eight liters from under the pound,
Every bit of it is burning.”
There's a teenager in the elevator for me,
He offered to touch the pager.
The elevator shook for three minutes...
Pager is great! But, fine print.
On our first wedding night
It is not for nothing that it is said:
“The master’s work is afraid.” It happened that I gave
Four times a day
And now my giveaway
I went to the newsletter.
In the garden, on the currants
I found a note.
And the note says:
"Our love has passed"
Thank you, let's play
Yes, and I got drunk.
The young woman went on a spree
I've had enough of fame.
In a hurry I ran away again,
My dear Ilya.
The husband did not remain in the cover:
There's more laundry!
I'll climb a steep mountain,
I'll stand on the ice.
Will you come today, jerk?
It's not fun being alone.
Get up early, mommy,
Walk around the yard.
There is a trodden path there,
They told me.
All the trailers are green,
And the last one is blue.
Isn't it on this carriage?
My dear one left?
I go out to the middle
I'm starting to imagine.
I have four brothers
Everyone went to give birth.
Listen to me
I will sing ditties:
A hare sits on a birch tree,
A bear is steaming in the sauna!
Came out with a cute little miss:
He suddenly ran home.
And in bed - a drummer!
And, of course, with me...
I go out and sing
The first song about myself,
And the second one is about the fly,
About gray eyes.
Came out to dance
Grandmother Lukerya,
Where there was no hair
Sticking feathers
Get married girls
For Ivan Kuzin!
At Ivan Kuzin's
Big corn.
This summer, this summer
Didn't wear a bulletproof vest.
As a result, this summer
They shot this and that!
Harmonist, harmonist,
Put me underneath.
And I'll get up and take a look
Am I lying well?
We have a good harmonica player,
Like a scarlet flower
The accordion itself is big,
And the little finger is small.
Harmonist, harmonica player
I will respect you.
I’ll buy a jar of cottage cheese,
I'll re-smear everything.
Accordion player for playing
Passenger car,
To take you home
Your dear.
Harmonist, harmonist,
Good playing.
Why, harmonica player,
Don't go out with us.
The accordion player plays
Blinks his eyes.
And I blink at him
Not noticeable to anyone.
Accordion player for playing
Half a liter of green.
And the prisoner for treason
The poison of the poisoned.
We have a good harmonica player,
We have only one accordion player,
Come on, girls, let's get together,
We'll give it one at a time.
I loved the accordionist.
Didn't hit him.
Not enough capital
At my dad's.
We have a good harmonica player,
But the little one is not mine.
I could stand there all night,
I didn't think about going home.
We have only one accordion player,
one balalaeshnik.
Let's get together girls
and we'll give it to you!
Harmonist, harmonist,
put me down!
And I'll get up and take a look
Am I lying well?
Harmonist, accordionist -
The cone is purple,
The girls won't let you
Only because of this.
We don't have harmonists
We don't get lost.
If you need to sing songs,
We can cope without them.
I fell in love with the accordionist
I thought it was a joke.
And now my heart hurts
Every minute.
Where are my seventeen years?
Where is my jacket?
Where are my three gentlemen
Kolya, Vitya, Yurochka.
My eyes, your eyes,
Why did they fall in love?
At the porch, at the railing
Remember what you said.
They say Adam and Eve
The first fruit was plucked from the tree.
My dear boy and I are together
We tear them all, and we tear them, and we tear them...
They say I'm a fighter
Not really combat...
On Monday I gave it to everyone,
But on Thursday I didn’t give it to everyone!
The old woman says to her grandfather:
- I'll go to America.
I'll go to a brothel
I will live by my labor.
They say I'm an old woman
I just can't believe it.
Look at me,
Everything inside me is moving!
I say jokingly to Kolya:
Are you, Kohl, a werewolf, or what?
He growled, tail tucked,
The dense one ran away into the forest.
"Don't run around the forest."
Rejoice, my voice,
My dear one broke up with me. Blue doves
Have a sweet eye.
They cut the zealous
Worse than a sharp knife. They talked and they said
I bewitched the guys.
Ask milovo movo
Did I bewitch him?
Say what you want
And who wants what.
I loved, I will love,
And love won't end
They talked, they shouted,
My dear, they criticized me.
And I went to the show -
Turned out to be better than you.
Colorado beetles.
Let's do without potatoes
If only there were men.
The old woman says to her grandfather:
- I'll go to America.
I'll go to a brothel
I will live by my labor.
“Are you, Kol, a werewolf, or what?”
He growled, tail tucked,
The dense one ran away into the forest.They say I'm a fighter.
True, there is a little.
I'll settle with the berry
In a short time.
They say I'm a fighter.
True, there is a little.
I'll settle with the berry
In a short time.
They say it's combative.
Well, it’s true – wow!
From me, from the battlefield,
The fledgling climbed onto the corner.
Vanechka told me:
“Love me, mother!
After all, I value you.
If you want, I’ll order a fur coat!”
They say I'm ugly.
I'm not beautiful either.
But everyone loves beautiful people
Who will like who?
And they sent for water.
Life is no fun without love
One girl.
Blue blanket
The whole bed is blue.
The guys have such a fashion -
Beat girls for cheating.
White girls,
Go to parties.
How will you be as women?
You will forget the parties.
The girls ran on the ice
The cold is nonsense.
And without this nonsense -
Neither here nor here.
Girls don't give anymore
To all the guys who are slackers.
A mass worker came to us
With such an entertainer!
The girls were walking in the forest
And they caught a hare.
They searched all day
Where are the hare's eggs?
The doctor will give you an enema
And the diagnosis - maybe.
Don't look reproachfully
Why can't you joke?
Village boys
They began to force it painfully:
Instead of seeds in your pocket
They started wearing a mirror.
Girls, show off
Don't bother loving guys.
They have cold hearts
They cannot love to the end.
Girls fall in love
Figure it out guys.
Which are beautiful
The same chattering ones.
Girls, there is wind in the field,
Girls, there is smoke in the field.
Girls, don't trust
Oh, young guys.
My dear, Galya,
Don't like young people.
They quickly forget
And they get new ones.
Come on, Nina, let's start it
For a new boyfriend.
High, beautiful,
Yes, black-browed
Dear my friend,
I didn't think about fighting back.
I came up to your little guy
Talk jokingly.
The girl is not a piece of grass,
It won't grow up without a sweetheart.
How the girl grows up -
So the glory will pass.
Little white girls
Get into my sleigh.
I'm the boy Lenechka
I'll ride it quietly.
Santa Claus came home
Irritable and angry:
Because at the banquet,
They didn’t pour the stirrup!
Santa Claus hardly drinks
But on New Year's Eve
He gets so drunk that it’s a disaster:
The entire beard is wearing Olivier!
Santa Claus brought us gifts,
Three came out from under the arch:
They want to take the bag away
Grandfather took out an electric shock.
Prove to me that you are true
What are you missus
I'm confident in myself:
Tested by many
My dear mother-in-law,
Pour your son-in-law a glass!
If you pour a glass,
You will live a year longer!
Give me a wider circle
Dear girls.
I'll tell everything to grief
From the damned betrayal.
There are many girls, there are many girls,
The girls have nowhere to go.
I'll put them in a cart
And I'll go sell.
The big bell rang
They're taking a friend to get married.
Give me some sleepy drops, mother,
I'll go to bed out of frustration.
Sing a song girlfriend
Sing, it's easy for you.
Well, I can’t sing -
The flight is far away.
Sincere friend,
You and I are friendly.
The guys don't hang out with us,
We don't need them.
Wasted my youth
From the age of seventeen.
It brought me to the party,
Bleeding Love.
Gold is my ring -
It is proofed and stamped.
Who captivated my heart
That's the answer.
Wife to husband in bed foolishly
Showed me a sex brochure.
He couldn't figure it out on his own.
Good - the neighbor helped.
I'm waiting for Santa Claus
Rich groom
He will give without question
I have a shaggy fur coat.
If I eat porridge
The pussy will grow.
That's what my dad tells me,
And to my sister - about boobs.
If you are undressed once,
You will involuntarily scream.
Once undressed, twice undressed,
And then you will get used to it.
You can barely see from behind the forest -
The guys are coming to us for a walk.
Chicken heads,
The gaits of a rooster.
Water flows from the well,
Not water, but kerosene
Where can I find such a guy?
So that you don’t ask before the wedding!
It was interesting to listen
At the bay under the window,
How the family responded:
“We’ll definitely take it.”
Kolya, dear, Kolya - dear
Don't marry Kolya by force.
Give him some volleyball
Choose the bride yourself.
Where are you harnessing to, my dear?
White-maned horse -
Or woo a rich woman?
Take me for a ride first.
Brown eyes
We stood by the pine tree.
They stood and smiled,
We were waiting for a sweetheart.
My darling rarely comes to see me,
Rarely, rarely, rarely.
And for a rare meeting
It's easy to forget.
Our gentlemen are fashionable
They are no good
Give a broom in each hand -
Chasing rats through barns.
My darling rarely comes to see me,
Rarely, rarely, rarely.
And for a rare meeting
It's easy to forget.
My Likhodeechka
Can't see from the grass.
If only she were worthwhile,
It wasn't offensive.
Shop, ride shop,
Don't sit with me, rich man.
Although poor, but sweet
Sit on the bench with me.
My dear one time
Lay down to sleep on the mattress
I couldn't sleep either
And so the child was born.
My darling gave it to me
Gold watch.
And I had to for it
Jump on a mattress.
My dear, will you go home?
Is Zorka studying?
Darling looks at me
Smiles tenderly.
I walked past the kindergarten
The branch was hanging.
Darling kissed me
I didn't dare him.
My little one and I were walking,
People didn't notice.
Two birch trees stood
We had witnesses.
My darling saw me off
To the polysad of blue.
He saw me off and kissed me:
"Goodnight honey".
The little boy and I were sitting
On the woodpile near the firewood.
The woodpile fell apart,
And the love ended.
The guy cheated on me,
I said: “Well then!
I have such good ones
Multiply eight by eight."
They told me at the market:
“Guys are cheap these days.
Piglet is a whole bunch -
The best ones."
You and I, my friend,
We started walking together.
Together we made sweethearts,
Together we will forget.
My husband bought mine not an infection -
An ointment called "Klerosil".
All acne disappeared immediately
Even the one I needed
We sang ditties for you
99 times!!!
Is it really for the hundredth time?
won't anyone give us vodka?
Dear Kolya, I'm in love,
Dear Ring for you.
I forgot how long it was,
I can not forget you.
My darling was floating in the bathhouse,
Yaro whipped him with a broom,
And it came to us having sex,
He said he was tired.
Mom, some tea, mom, some tea
Mom has tea with milk.
I'm not happy with myself
That I got involved with a fool!
We sat next to my darling,
They warmly interpreted:
She knocked out my teeth
I dislocated her shoulder.
Darling doesn't kiss me
It's only promised.
And love without kisses
Strictly prohibited!
My handkerchief, little flyer,
Teach me to fly
Now higher, now lower,
To look cute.
My darling accompanied me
I shook my hand the whole way!
This is damned love -
The whole hand is crumpled!
He gave me a cute one
Four mandavos.
Well, what am I going to feed them?
They are so tiny!
My dear one day
I lay down to sleep on the mattress,
I couldn't sleep either
And so the child was born
Dear, yes dear,
Darling, how are you there?
Well, what if you're okay?
Then let's go!
It's time for the young to go to bed,
Well, we should worry
And tormented by the question:
Will they succeed?
My darling in the evening
He bragged about his harmony.
It would be something else
He would hang out with the girls.
Just touch my Dasha -
Everything is burning like fire!
That's why I'm in a haystack with her
I can't hug.
My darling's name is Marinka,
Hands and legs are like blades of grass.
I love her at the dacha
I almost cry out of pity...
Me darling for the first time
On the porch, on the stairs.
And I got up and dusted myself off
And she sang songs!
My darling, my darling,
Don't lie with your back to me
Lie down on your chest
Bring out the gun.
My darling gave birth
A bow-legged girl.
Well, her mother is...
After all, she doesn’t have to go to the army.
We won't drink vodka,
Let's save money
And let’s save up five rubles,
Let's drink vodka again.
Darling doesn't kiss me
He says: “I’m afraid of fasting.”
And love without kisses -
What's a cow without a tail?
My little one is like a calf,
Everything will not grow into a bull.
No, so that growth would go to the root,
This is how only horns grow...
My little one is like a calf,
Curly like a ram
I won't take it anywhere
I won’t kill you, I won’t sell you!
My darling is disgusted
Frozen on the stove,
And I'm running around
I'm not doing anything.
My little one is like a calf,
There's only one difference:
My little darling drinks from a mug,
And the calf is out of the bucket.
My darling saw me off
To the nut bush,
And from the nut bush
I was riding on my butt.
My darling cheated on me
And I told him:
In white slippers in a coffin
Yes, I saw you.
Darling doesn't kiss me
He says: Then, later,
I come, and he’s on the stove
Training with a cat.
My darling has stopped loving me,
He rode a goat to Crimea.
But I didn’t give up,
I caught up with the cow.
Darling doesn't kiss me
says - big-lipped.
How can I kiss him?
Big-eyed eagle owl.
Darling doesn't kiss me
She says she's small.
Come, you big fool,
I'll stand on the ground.
Darling doesn't kiss me
Oh, what a fine fellow he is,
He has his big lips
Saves for aspic.
My darling is sick
Doesn't eat anything.
She put bast shoes on her ears
And he listens to the radio.
My darling is sick
I stopped drinking vodka.
And I wrote on the door
“Don’t go in without half a liter.”
I don't need a pound of peas,
And one pea.
I don't need a lot of girls
And one good one.
My little darling is not stupid,
Wrapped me in a sheepskin coat
He leaned against the wall,
He persuaded me to get married.
My cutie has thighs
Forty-eight acres
No pants and no shirt
Processed alone.
My little darling is not stupid,
Wrapped me in a sheepskin coat
He leaned against the wall,
He persuaded me to get married.
We know a lot of ditties
Both good and bad.
It's interesting to listen to
Who doesn't know any.
My little darling
Felt boots a little higher,
He puts on his shoes,
How the bubble inflates.
There are two flowers on the window:
Blue and scarlet.
I won’t give it to my dear one,
He will take it himself - not small!
Don't walk down the corridor
Don't knock your galoshes.
I still won't love you -
The muzzle is like a horse's.
Fedya didn’t close once
There are both faucets in the bathroom,
To remind all the neighbors
About the fate of the Titanic.
There is a pine tree on the table
Under the Baobab Mountain
The pig has a strange look
When he looks at women.
In the village on a dark night
All the paths are dark.
The guy takes the girl away
And the intentions are clear.
Don't like urban people -
They are all walking
Only villagers -
The girls are real.
There are two flowers on the window -
Gladiolus and rose.
If the darling cheats,
I'll figure it out one by one!
Our Tanya is crying loudly -
She was showing off, that is.
Grandfather has seen enough porn,
Grandfather started fooling around
Village grannies
They hide in closets.
The night passed quietly
The moon illuminated the wall.
My dear saw me off,
He sighed heavily.
There is no lower branch
There is nowhere to pick an apple.
There is no dear one closer,
There is no one to say a word with.
Will it really not rise?
Sun over the porch?
Will he really not come?
My dear with a ring?
She stood on a hillock,
I admired the forest.
I walked with him for four years,
And then they parted.
They wanted to beat us, they wanted to beat us,
They ran into the wrong ones.
We have driver's flights,
We got in and left.
The village doesn't dry me out
The middle dries out.
Where does my sweetheart live?
The boy is an orphan.
Don't walk in the garden, darling,
Don't break the acacia.
About you and me
They launched a provocation.
Don't sit down, darling, on the contrary,
I wouldn't look at you.
I'm afraid they'll pave the way
About you and about me.
On the tag it is written:
You are mine and I am yours:
Let the parents get married
Then I will believe.
I won't marry anyone
Stay single.
Buy a talyanka bologovochka,
Walk with my sister.
A sad week -
I don't see my friend.
Doesn't play tag
No voice is heard.
Today is a very stormy day,
The clouds are moving low.
I saw my dear
Only from afar.
Go on a date -
I'll stop halfway.
Oh, what a long way to go!
If you don’t go, it’s a pity for the fledgling.
They talked about me
They laughed at him.
And we are a fighting couple,
They weren't afraid of laughter.
Our field is rocky -
Don't dig ditches.
At least walk more humbly -
You can't live without a sweetheart.
There is no curly Christmas tree,
There is no green birch.
I don’t have a little girl to my liking,
I'll go home, girl.
There is a flower on the table,
Like velvet.
I'm walking without my sweetheart,
Like an orphan.
It's not the tea that I miss,
And I don't want tea
I miss the occasion
I want to see my dear one.
I visited the market -
She sold her breasts.
They gave me fifty
Well, to hell with them, let them hang!
Girls don't marry
Married is not fun -
I didn’t wash my panties,
That's not how I hung it.
On a meadow by the river
The ducks quack loudly.
Darling knocked me down
Only the earrings jingle.
Don't scold me, mom
That she lay under the driver.
You yourself told me
Heat it for firewood.
Don't take it from your mother-in-law in a barrel
You are salty mushrooms.
So that with a smile on your lips
Don't sit in the bushes afterwards.
We don't want you money -
Earn it yourself
The main thing is that the house stands.
Don't like urban people -
They are all walking
Only villagers -
The girls are real.
I was at the resort
Oh, how I liked it
8 beds were broken
And then I went home.
Don't walk down the corridor
Don't knock your galoshes.
I still won't love you -
The muzzle is like a horse's.
Don't grab my chest
Your hand is cold.
Oh, you motherfucker -
How noble.
Don't get married guys
Don't be a fool:
I got married, took without tits,
And now no milk.
A crow sits on an oak tree,
The little crow feeds.
Some gape
I'll beat you back, honey.
Girls, don't get married
For Ivan Kuzin:
At Ivan Kuzin's
Big corn.
In the yard a ram yells:
Nobody gives food.
Wait, ram, yell,
Let me stand with my little one.
Don't go, girls, to get married,
Married bad life:
My husband won't let me go outside,
He will say - go to bed with me.
We don't want you money -
Earn it yourself
After all, happiness is not in money, Vasya,
The main thing is that the house stands.
There is a bottle on the table
And there's kerosene in the bottle,
Grandfather got angry with grandma
And he didn’t invite me to the cinema.
I was swinging on a swing
There is water under the swing.
My dress is blue
Dipped there.
There's a ram yelling in the yard,
Nobody gives food.
Wait, ram, yell,
Let me stand with Valera.
There is a glass on the table,
And there is a lily in the glass.
Darling signed me up
In your last name.
A birch tree grows on the mountain,
Under the mountain there is a mountain ash.
My dear Jiaofan,
And I am a Red Guard.
Don't scold me, mama,
Why did I spill the sour cream?
Alyoshka was walking under the window,
I was without memory.
I was in the Caucasus,
Spent a noisy time
I was tanned before
She even gave birth to a black man.
Don't scold me mom
Why did I spill the sour cream?
Alyoshka walked past the house,
I was without memory.
I let my dad leave work
On New Year's Day, early boss...
Dad is at the door, and next to mom
Santa Claus is fussing.
I'm a mischievous boy,
Girls don't like me.
Oh, women love widows,
Desperate little heads.
Ooh and aah,
All the guys are tiny.
Because of the hummocks, because of the stumps
Our boys are missing.
Oh, Kalinin guys
They have become very fashionable.
The curls themselves curl,
They say - natural.
Oh, dance the gypsy girl -
Don't cut wood in the forest.
We need to work with the body,
And beat fractions with your feet.
Oh, dance the gypsy girl -
I need a knitted skirt.
And to walk with the guys -
You need a lot of intelligence.
Oh my friend
You and I at one time
They brought in a suitor,
They are running from us.
Oh, dear friend,
You can't be attracted by beauty.
Every guy notices
How you behave yourself.
Oh my friend
Don't rely on the guys.
They don't walk according to their conscience,
They don't speak from the heart.
Oh, dear friend,
Don't use one foot.
No one is accompanying you
No me either.
Oh, my dear used to say:
“Love knits nothing.”
And now he says:
"Love makes my heart hurt"
Oh, dear friend,
Go ahead, get dressed.
I'll stand with your darling,
Don't be offended.
Oh, dear friend,
How not to be offended?
I didn’t have time to leave -
They started kissing.
Oh, dear friend,
You won't cross me.
I'll take your little one away,
And you can't help it. \
Oh, dear friend,
Don't pretend to be yourself.
Are you talking about love?
There's a crop failure in my head.
Oh my friend
How much will we sell?
And won't we be ashamed
Stand at the market with him?
Oh, dear friend,
We hung out with you.
We got married in the same city,
It’s as if we had agreed.
Oh, dear friend,
You and I are equal:
From you and me
The Milenki refused.
Oh, dear darling,
How are you doing?
Who do you remember?
How will the evening start?
Oh, thanks to the accordion player,
We're already sweating.
And to be honest -
They wanted to write.
Oh, Semyonovna,
Checkered skirt.
I went into the forest with you -
Made a baby.
The godfather announced to the godfather:
You and I are now relatives,
Come whenever you want
Stay with me.
Oh, honey, honey,
I treasured you.
And now I treasure
Who do I spend time with?
Oh, straw, you are straw,
You are white straw
Don't tell me, straw
What did I do in girls?
Oh my rival
Why are you pouting your lips?
I loved you, you beat me off
Love my little ones!
Oh my rival
How did you dress up?
I put on a dirty sweater,
At least I would be ashamed!
Oh my rival
You're all screwed up.
Everything will be my way
Not as you wanted!
Oh my rival
you killed me!
Crooked mouth, big ears,
There was an awl in one place!
Oh my rival
Pockmarked, pockmarked.
Look at Kolka again,
I'll scratch my face!
I, you, my rival,
I'll take you to the mill!
I'll grind you into flour
And I’ll bake some cakes!
Oh my rival
The eyes squint mischievously.
I'll gouge out an eye, bloody my nose,
Don't go outside!
Oh my rival
Bath leaf – stuck!
Just bleat like a sheep
Or completely hoarse!
We'll sing ditties for you,
Very good.
We girls are laughing,
Listen carefully.
Mom asked Luda
Wash dirty dishes
For some reason people began to
Also as dirty as dishes
I'll stop loving
Your iris,
I'll fly to the moon
I'll lure the sleepwalker.
Tell us what to do,
Should I submit an application?
To increase pensions
Twenty-five rubles.
Play more fun
The boy from across the river.
And you, Ninochka the comrade,
Lure him in.
Play more fun
Are you lazy?
For your fun game
Let's write down the workday.
Play more fun
I like the game.
As soon as I hear it, it will play -
The work gets away with it
We'll walk through the village,
Let's sing a song.
My darling is fast asleep
We'll burn her down.
Are you going to go get married, my dear?
Tearful way to you.
I'll sew a shirt for love,
For treason I will embroider your breasts.
I spent it - it became a pity,
I stand crying and roaring.
Come back, my pretty one,
I'll give you a handkerchief.
I saw off my friend
To the green meadow
To a white pebble
Goodbye, Vanyushka.
I went to dance -
I'm picking at the bumps.
Cheerful mothers
Cheerful daughters.
It's hard to plow
It's dusty to harrow.
It's easy to dance
It's a shame to go out.
My dear friend,
It wasn’t me who loved the darling,
A young heart loved
Still my youth.
I'll look in that direction
Where the green forest is rustling.
Not on the sidelines, but nicely
My heart always hurts.
About me, about the young,
Eighth glory of the year.
Even though it's nine now,
Not guilty of anything.
Wait, honey, get married,
Let me fix this:
The blanket is not ready
Lying in the chest.
Wait, Volodenka,
I'm still young.
Wait a year or two,
I'll marry you.
Wait, honey, get married:
Your hut is falling apart.
First, you ditch the firewood,
Then ask for a dowry.
Wait, honey, get married,
Take a walk along the street:
The feather bed is not ready yet -
Feathers on a chicken.
Wait, honey, get married,
Let me fix this:
The blanket is not ready
Lying in the chest.
Dear friend,
Look at the blue sky:
Walk without a fly
The melancholy is unbearable.
Striped shirt,
Striped trousers.
And in trousers there is such a thing -
At least she doesn't care about potatoes.
Vova was lazy in the morning
Comb your hair
A cow came up to him
I combed my tongue!
Bite a big bulldog
Mother-in-law's skinny leg.
I died immediately from the bite -
Poisoned by my mother-in-law.
I fell in love with Shura
For the chrome jacket.
The jacket is worn out,
She retreated from Shurka.
I met a military man
The general introduced himself.
In the morning I went out onto the porch -
The general drove the cows.
I fell in love with him
His name is Styopa,
He's in boots, I'm in bast shoes,
Yes, I spank him!
I fell in love with him
He is young for years
Doesn't want to take you home
He is afraid of his own mother.
I fell in love with him
And he, girls, is a radio operator.
He's talking about love
The wires are broken.
I fell in love with him
So interesting
Clean it up Lord
Queen Mother of Heaven!
I fell in love with him
His eyes are gray
By the way, he is not very
But still – nothing!
I fell in love with Shurochka
For the blue jacket.
The jacket is worn out,
She retreated from Shurka.
I didn’t know the interruption
Here she is, the vaunted one!
He will wash himself in nine waters
And everything is green!
I didn’t know the interruption
The goblin was carrying it under the shore.
Like pipes and wheels,
A real locomotive!
Your interruption
I weigh it on the steelyard.
If it doesn’t last six pounds -
I'll kill you to death!
Your interruption
I'll throw my head into the hole,
Has suffered a lot of fame
Because of such a dirty trick!
Your interruption
Honestly, I’ll let you down!
Somewhere, in a clearing
I'll put you in an anthill!
I gave you a handkerchief
And he demands another.
I don't have cooperation
Zaleta dear.
Come to me, little bastard,
I'll show you the path.
On curly birch trees
I'll tie it with a ribbon.
I'll go dance
There's nothing to bite at home.
Rusks and crusts,
Supports on the legs.
I fell in love with the accordion player
My mother scolded me
Don't scold me, mom
The son-in-law will be cheerful.
Early in the morning at the market,
Dad got the Christmas tree
The branches did not fit through the door,
He tore the whole roof apart
Give it up, people!
The dancing takes me away.
I'm going forward -
Grief does not take me.
Straighten the blind gate,
Look at my chest.
My heart has turned black
I do not know why.
Fish, fish, fish, fish,
The fish is a zander.
My darling changed me
But this is a trifle.
The weather has cleared up
I was annoyed.
My cheeks lit up -
You know, they reproached me.
One "thank you", two "thank you"
Third - final
Thank you, Zhenya the accordionist,
You play great!
Once, once - on the mattress,
On a white feather bed.
Don't turn around, mother is vigorous,
Otherwise I’ll make a freak!
Stretch your furs, accordion,
Eh, play, have fun!
It's Lyubasha's birthday
Drink, don't talk!
It is no secret that funny and mischievous lyrics of ditties, along with songs and romances, are traditionally sung at events “with laid tables.” After all, these short songs can always fit organically into any dinner event.
Chatushki are short rhymed lyrical songs that are created and performed as a living response of the Russian people to various life phenomena, clearly expressing a positive or negative assessment.
When you look through collections of ditties published over the last two or three decades, you can find that, despite some existing differences in volume and design, almost all of them are the same in their construction, principles of selection and organization of the ditty material placed.
Take, for example, the section titles. They usually sound like this: “Soviet ditties”, “Village ditties”, “Modern ditties” and so on. As we can see, these titles already contain a certain – temporary or thematic – composition of publications.
Although, in itself, such a clearly defined limitation does not raise any objections. Indeed, along with the publication of texts of ditties without any division of material, publications of a narrower focus are quite legal and can carry considerable value. And they, too, can be quite good, fully complying with the existing principles of folkloristics and sufficiently “representative” for understanding the life of the people. In addition, when such titles are used (“Ditties about the village”, “Ditties for a wedding” and others) in their exact meaning, then any of the names of the collections turns out to be very capacious and broad.
Chastushka is a type of Russian folk song, rich in words, but poor in music. The text of the most varied content is performed in one simple tune, and this tune is not designed for drawn-out performance.
In the popular consciousness, the ditty from the musical side occupies a lower place in comparison with all other types of Russian song, meanwhile, not a single village song is currently as popular as the lyrics of the ditty.
From all of the above, we can conclude that the connection with music in the ditty is not close enough and that the main attention of the singers is drawn to the content of the ditty, and not to their musical side.
Texts of ditties for weddings and holidays
At anniversaries, weddings and other holidays related to the personal and social calendar, the texts of ditties are usually performed, dedicated directly to the “culprits” of the celebration or event. Such ditties, along with verbal wishes and toasts, perform an “official” congratulatory function. But since many feasts are focused on fun, the main purpose of ditties is to lift the spirits of those gathered at the table.
On the pages of this section, for informational purposes, mischievous texts will be provided for anniversaries, weddings, birthdays and dinner events on the occasion of any other holiday.
