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Happy Birthday!
Let, seduced by your beauty,
Life will give happiness, money,
To go through life, laughing.
Let him present on a saucer
blessing, good luck,
Brings a sea of joy
And a wave of love - for change!
Here you are a year older
Celebrate today famously.
You will soon become very scary,
Very fat - like an elephant.
I'm kidding, calm down
Don't worry too much.
This is how I congratulate
Happy Birthday. Celebrate!
Happy birthday madam!
Let them fall at your feet
Princes of different stacks,
I only worship you.
All the treasures of the earth
Mountains of happiness and love
They will fall into their hands
Fortunately, having built a route!
The best hostess, smart girl, beauty
Congratulations on your birthday, we wish you to be easy.
So that chocolates bring joy,
And diets in life did not threaten at all!
Let love with flowers in life surround
Let the figure melt from sweet cakes.
May your surroundings bring joy,
In general, only happiness, Happy Birthday!
Peace throughout the world. Furniture in the apartment
New. Shoes, lipstick and eye shadow.
Cool dress. Maldives at sunset.
Cool to celebrate your birthday.
Children - health, husband - patience.
Career growth, victories, inspiration.
Delicious cake, easy diet,
An asterisk from the sky, the necessary advice.
If it works, another dress.
To expand your wardrobe.
Easy work, nice Saturday,
Happiness without measure, roads without traffic jams.
Holy holiday birthday
I knocked on your window.
I wish you luck
To the bottom of life drink wine,
So beautiful to smile
Radiate warmth for everyone.
Summing up, in short -
We are all very lucky
that we know you. Eventually,
Here's what I'm asking you.
Don't be too strict
If that's not the case, we'll learn.
You are beautiful and soul
And, of course, externally too.
And I would like, I will not hide,
Wish you happiness. Maybe,
Do you have desires?
May all come true then!
Light, sea of charm,
Let fantasy height
Always accompanies you
Let the stars from the sky give.
Let friends give smiles
To you without letting sadness.
You are beautiful, no doubt.
Everyone has a question: What is the secret?
Can face masks
Or in the SPA, so for two days
Maybe you don't sleep at night
Chemistry on the moon even
Or agni yoga all of a sudden?
Reveal the secret my friend.
You always answer:
Home, family, work, children
Everything is warmed by love.
In general - no, there is a secret here.
We love you for this.
Let's remember this lesson.
Happy Birthday!
Money let mine
Will suddenly appear
Let the salary rise.
Let it be lucky in every case,
There will be joy, like air,
Light, soft and transparent
And life will turn out well!
Let smiles, joy and luck
With its noisy and lively crowd
Under the arm with happiness, inspiration
Everywhere will be next to you.
May the beauty of your men, as before,
It intoxicates everyone, driving you crazy.
May all dreams and hopes come true.
In short, happy birthday to you!
Wish you beauty
I wish with all my heart -
Be a little crazy
But don't be too hard.
Awesome compliments
Expensive and fashionable fur coats,
The most foamy parties
And white-toothed smiles.
To appear sooner
diamond chest,
And walked around Cannes
Your high heels!
Happy birthday!
Away with the blues and disorder,
May today and always
You will have joy.
Let the work go uphill
The sea will be knee-deep
The wallet is not empty.
Squeeze all the juice out of the day!
Without putting it in a box, in the morning
I send wishes of happiness and good.
So that in the soul - courage, fuse, and in the heart - inspiration,
So that wisdom and patience are combined in moderation.
Happy birthday, happy day to you!
Let there be something to tell great-grandchildren about him.
Let love bring bliss - sweeter than a pie.
And with a career, well, of course, so that everything is ok!
Happy Birthday! Joy is like fireworks
Let the lights shine bright
Let rainbows bloom in your honor
Waterfalls of happiness fall!
Let the stars gather in a bouquet,
Only for you in the night flickering
Long, long and wonderful years
And wishing you good luck in everything!
Happy Birthday!
And I wish: hurry
Raise your champagne glass
You are among your friends.
Lots of jokes and smiles
Let it surround you.
Pay attention to your friends
Don't forget about yourself too.
May your day shine with the sun
Let health be for the future.
And I also wish you -
Happiness, full pot!
happy birthday congratulations
AND Great love Wish,
Happiness, laughter and fun,
Sunny mood.
May good luck be with you
Every day and every hour
Money will arrive in the wallet
For waste, in reserve.
Good health for years
Let adversity be forgotten
Let there be presents for you
And a huge piece of cake!
Immeasurable luck, love and smiles,
We want to wish you on your birthday.
Let your eyes not cry, fewer mistakes,
And for friends to visit in droves.
More care from loved ones and important ones
Always the people around.
Less work, hard homework
And so that in abundance of good news.
Fair wind, in business and decisions
And let evil fate never overtake.
Dance, have fun, it's your birthday
Feel the flow of luck and happiness.
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
Health, happiness, kindness,
Prosperity in the house and fun,
Comfort, warmth, luck!
Let the bird of happiness fly
And never forgets
That you are a wonderful person
Not some hack.
Roads in life to you equal,
Love big and unconditional!
And all the ideas of execution
I wish you a birthday!
How every day blooms with dawn,
Let life bloom with all joy!
About the best, the brightest
Let the nightingale sing to you.
Success - your second Name
From this minute and forever.
You are the best, the cutest
And the coolest person ever.
Make a wish soon
Roll up the leaf of fate.
Pluck from the charm flower
Magical, bright petal.
Let the stars shine bright
More than amber color.
Sea of laughter and gifts -
Everything is for you today!
I wish bad weather
Bypassed.
And, of course, to happiness
Settled in his own home.
And I wish you love
Without deceit and hassle.
So that in the heart of relatives
There was a corner for you.
I wish you happiness - without looking back,
Always well-deserved victories
So that everything is always in order
So that you live, always without trouble!
Health was great
The love of friends flowed like a river,
Your image was only aesthetic,
And the rest was like that of the Princes!
Happy birthday dear!
Happiness, light, beauty.
Let it come true, I wish
What you dream about.
Fur coat, dress, earrings, wheelbarrow,
A plump wad of money
Rest, warm regions
Let them make you happy.
To be always happy
Need to look good:
Paint lips with lipstick
Proudly get off the bus
Jump over a puddle in the park
Throw away the rubbish, why do you need it.
Do you smell like paradise?
Happy birthday dear!
I congratulate the eternally young, uniquely beautiful, excellent woman in everything. I wish you to always remain juicy and tasty, like grapes, even when you become an exquisite zest. I wish that the charge of your Energizer battery never fails. Always be the same active. Strive to conquer different peaks, collecting the most incredible adventures along the way.
I want to congratulate you on your birthday
Leave a bouquet of wishes as a keepsake:
Be the happiest, open and kind.
Let there be no cobras among girlfriends,
And women's joys - baths, massages -
Make your skin look younger and smoother.
Let your beloved give flowers daily,
Let the working day pass sincerely.
Let all problems dissolve in the fog,
And you swim like a fish in the ocean of love.
Happy Birthday to You!
Be beautiful like a star
Positive and funny
Daring, glorious, groovy.
You relax and enjoy
Feel free to move, dance.
Forget your age
And stay baby.
Show off a little
Let the alarm burn
After all, today you can
Do everything that is impossible.
If any desire
Suddenly coincide with your dream
Give out applause in response,
Exclaiming joyfully: "Oh!"
What if something is hidden?
Hear in my words.
I want to hear the incomparable
Hearty languid exclamation: "Ah."
I wish you health
In the course of life is difficult.
So that all diseases and slander
You have been passed over.
Oh.
And for no reason
Tears freeze in your eyes.
To you dear man
He wore it in his arms with happiness.
Oh.
So that life is incredible
And in a whirlwind she called for her.
To friends and only true
They followed you in droves.
Oh.
I wish you joy and happiness
Take off with luck on the waves.
And so that those dreams come true
That can only come true in dreams.
Oh.
Happy Birthday!
Let luck fly
Will bring on the wings of light
Appetite for a bright life.
I crave new experiences
And the desire to dream
Also, a little lazy
To have more rest!
To be a princess or a witch -
You choose one...
Happy Birthday
And I wish on your holiday:
Fantastic luck
Crazy luck
To solve all problems
Without much difficulty.
Happiness will be the most durable
After all, there is no life without happiness:
Choose only what you want -
Even a broom, but at least a carriage!
What is such a beautiful lady
Wish on your birthday?
Only get younger with age
Shine brighter every day!
Wear heels higher
Change dresses every day
Hear compliments more often
Buy diamonds!
I won't want a prince
I want a king!
Pearls, emerald
Let him shower you!
The most amazing
Beautiful, wonderful!
Congratulations today
And we sincerely wish
You think positively
And have an active rest.
Men to love
And they wore it on their hands.
Don't grow old with your soul
Get younger with age.
And be as sweet
Desirable and beloved!
Well, we hasten to congratulate you,
Moods, you, add,
Compliments to increase
Achievements to sum up
Over the past year...
So that you live without hassle!
So that the years do not bother you,
So that they do not catch up with melancholy,
We wish you: success,
Positive, a sea of \u200b\u200blaughter,
Vacation in the Maldives
More often, invite us!
The phone broke
SMS-ok there was a wagon,
And congratulations ran
Dear, happy birthday!
Always be as sweet
The kindest and most beautiful.
Don't get old and stay fit
To make the whole country proud.
Don't be bored on this day
And treat your friends
Roll yourself a feast!
Yes, such that the whole world.
***
We chant in the morning:
" Happy Birthday to You!"
Congratulations, let's start
And with all our hearts we wish:
Always be so sporty
creative, positive,
Be cheerful, groovy
Energetic and simple.
Rest to the fullest
Have fun and enjoy.
And with a girlfriend to the Maldives,
Tomorrow you fly.
***
“Colleague, happy birthday to you!”
You are a VIP employee, you are an atas.
You are a lady of blue blood.
You are a lady just uh-ge-gay!
wish good health,
Good luck, happiness and love.
We promise you an oligarch as husbands,
And we send you flowers.
Let your career go uphill
And money will be a dime a dozen.
Luck, peace, jokes of the sea
On your life path!
***
Dear, dear,
Delicate my flower.
What do you wish
On this day of yours?
Always be cheerful
Rejoice and sing.
And always, my love,
Be with me only.
I'll give you a diamond
And a bunch of roses
To everyone for the holiday
Definitely succeeded!
On this holiday - Birthday,
We will read your congratulations.
We want to wish you
Never lose heart.
Stay young
Stylish, fashionable, naughty.
Have fun from the heart
Like babies in the sand.
And, of course, a hundred rubles!
Definitely a hundred friends!
Have fun with them in life
It will be cooler and more cheerful!
***
We congratulate you on your birthday!
And we inform all people:
(Let adults and children hear)
You are the best on the planet
We have long wanted to congratulate you
And wish in verse now
So that your wallet is not empty
So that Kolya Baskov sang odes
To spend in Bali
All nights and all days.
For you for life
So that the sun shines joyfully
So that your dreams come true
Today, tomorrow and now.
***
Congratulations madam,
Let's sing the carcass - tra-ta-ta-tam!
'Cause today is my birthday
Let's start with congratulations.
You walk boldly through life.
After all, who cares...
You're a star and that's the point
Can't be blamed.
And at your feet men
They lay down like stoles,
And they shout in delight after:
"You are the best in the world!"
***
This is not a beauty contest.
But they bring you flowers.
congratulations leave
And they send gifts.
There is a reason -
Your holiday
Birthday dear.
You throw us a banquet
How old, how old are you?
Blow out the candles quickly
And make a wish.
Let dreams come true
The day you were born.
***
Let your every year
You have a golden bracelet
For every passing day
Beloved let him carry a flower.
For every month, know for sure
The machine is needed by chance.
Well, for every six months,
Cottage or villa awaits you.
So fill up your glass
After all, your birthday has arrived.
Today you will get everything
Dreams will come true today.
***
There is a gift for you
And his friends will read it.
We call the days of the week
Congratulations on your birthday.
Monday - brushed off
And woke up beautiful.
Tuesday: drank a little -
A couple of glasses of cognac.
You can have tea on Wednesday.
Here is a cigar by chance.
Thursday - you should sleep
Maybe read Nietzsche.
Friday - time to party
Get Cavaliers.
Got drunk on Saturday...
Thank God no work...
Sunbathe on Sunday
Rest in the Canary Islands.
And let whole year
Life passes without worries.
You are a woman, and that makes you strong!
Faithful friend, beautiful wife,
A friend or just a person
Smarter, kinder not to find forever!
I congratulate you on the holiday
I want you to live the whole world loving!
On your birthday, believe me, woman
That you will be very happy now!
What does a woman need?
Yes, not much in general.
With children, to be friendly,
No traffic jams.
Husbands to work
greeted with flowers.
Gone to worries
Problems with teeth.
For nails to grow
And the hair thickened.
Everyone could buy
And the clothes were worn.
For more money
Little work
For more sex
Lover - from God.
So that the shoes are comfortable
Tights without arrows,
So that the chest is incomparable
And clean dishes.
Let everything come true
On your birthday
And be lucky
You this time!
Humorous congratulations to a woman on her birthday in verse
Happy birthday:
Beloved and precious
Beautiful and tender
magical, wonderful,
Heavenly woman.
Be loved by friends
Always smart, in dealing with enemies.
I wish you well
To fill your eyes with fire
To be filled with passion
I experienced maternal happiness.
Happy birthday beautiful woman
Like an angel descended from heaven.
Happy birthday pretty,
You got a valuable prize -
Instead of giving six acres,
You will go on a cruise.
Nothing like rain and snow
It's drizzling outside the window...
You with your beauty and bliss -
Aphrodite overshadowed everyone.
I always want to do well
Captivate people instantly
More orgy. Enough
Already these idle gray weekdays.
Because of you, let Troy perish,
A deadly duel will take place.
Let the boyfriends be at least “only” three,
And besides them, and sincere friends.
May dreams come true not only this
Your wonderful birthday.
Let all the poets write about you
And you will meet exactly that in life.
Happy birthday Goddess!
I wish you to shine forever,
With his soul bright, golden-domed,
Relatives and loved ones to cover more often.
You do not know bitterness and insidious old age,
To be healthy, tender and loved,
But most importantly, your birthday is glorious,
In the circle of loved ones spend year after year.
SMS happy birthday to a woman with humor
There are women who look like
On slightly withered flowers,
Even dearer to me, dearer,
You have become even more desirable!
Let the years fly by
Let time run and run
And you always stay young
For all my long, long life!
Beautiful flowers grow
From the hands of your touch.
Blossom for the joy of us and you,
We congratulate you on your birthday!
Happy Birthday
They flew like a thousand birds
And filled with inspiration
And from the wave of the lightest eyelashes
Humorous birthday greetings to a woman in prose
Dear birthday girl, you are always kind and friendly, neat and attentive, serious and reasonable, you know how to say and right word, and make any work a feast for everyone! We congratulate you on wonderful holiday and wish you many years of joyful, cheerful and happy life ahead!
Happy Birthday! I wish you to live like in a fairy tale: to have rejuvenating apples for breakfast, to go shopping on the Serpent Gorynych, so that the Firebird illuminates your life, and a self-collected tablecloth is spread on the table. And so that any Ivan the Fool turns into Ivan the Tsarevich at your request!
May everything you dream of come true! Let your every day begin with a smile, and remember that you are the best and beloved for your family, which means that everything will always be fine with you!
Happy Birthday, wonderful woman. I wish you to easily remove any stain of failure from life, like “Whiteness” from linen, I wish you to always wear a happy smile and a radiance of joy in your eyes instead of makeup and all sorts of chicks. Be a goddess for your beloved and cherished dream for other men.
