Congratulations on March 8th, vulgar jokes. Swearing birthday greetings
Don't spoil the beauty
A simple outfit.
Be like the dream
Attract everyone with your gaze!
Congratulations on March 8,
I wish you some rest.
Throw the dishes and broom
On this holiday, I beg you.
Take off your apron, put on stockings,
Lie down spectacularly on the sofa,
And the beloved himself today
Let him play tricks in the kitchen.
I wish you March 8th
So that ladies of different ages
Man every desire,
He could fulfill any whim.
Coffee in bed, bouquets in a vase,
A half-face smile of happiness,
There's a gift in your hands, and out of the kitchen
Smoke from a burnt egg.
Let him change his suit to an apron,
And spend the day in the kitchen,
But it's better for dinner
He will take you to the restaurant.
Let the day pass without risking your life,
Without thunderstorms, fires and floods,
Let him feel March 8
All the “charm” of women’s work.
I've met a lot of ladies in my life,
Beautiful, smart, with a beard,
Congratulations to everyone on March 8,
I wish you all great love.
I haven’t forgotten the February day:
I received socks and foam,
But I’m not used to taking revenge on ladies,
I will give them a gentle verse.
Congratulations on March 8th
I love you, beauty
Let the lipstick be red
The skirt is short.
The men will go crazy
Let it be from special effects,
Let them give you jewelry
Several sets.
Surround you with attention
Let them not be too lazy.
After all, you now have the right -
Celebrating Women's Day.
Women we congratulate
Happy March 8th to you!
Let them be with you, we wish,
Hazel grouse and pineapple,
Personal yacht and villa,
And diamonds are like nuts
So that luck loves you
And great success came
So that men are stunned
Everything from your beauty,
They sang serenades at night
And they gave flowers during the day!
Here it is on March 8th, get some gifts!
Pearls, perfume, flowers of incredible beauty.
Everything for you only on Women's Day,
We are not too lazy to try.
Once a year the house is in order
We are ready to guide you.
Well, remember, friends, than recently,
At their leisure they congratulated us lovingly
From February 23rd?
No, the recoil will not torture you.
We try to be cooler:
We thank you for the socks and say thank you.
Happy Eighth of March, dear,
Forget about all the diets
Remember, there is no one more beautiful than you
And there is no one slimmer than you,
Washing, ironing and cleaning
Put it off for later,
And make up your eyes and lips,
Hurry up for a date
Conquer with your smile
The surrounding men
Let them give gifts
Every day for no reason!
Our holiday is the Eighth of March
We will celebrate, as always -
A little cognac for starters,
Or champagne on ice.
I wish you happiness, happiness
To become prettier, to bloom, to ring,
Let the bracelet on your wrist
The prince would like to wear it.
If you cry, it’s from happiness,
Get drunk from crazy love.
Let the bad weather fly away
If we want to sing!
I wish you serenades under the balcony,
And meet the poet in love.
I wish you an early evening in Sorrento,
And love songs, of course.
I wish you a hundred bouquets of mimosa, tulips,
And with the grace of a rose
Accept gifts all day long.
Let your head spin with happiness
And diamonds sparkle on your fingers,
Let the star fall on your palm,
And he will show the path to a life without troubles.
In honor of the eighth day of spring - a fiery song
You are dearer to me than all the riches of the Earth!
Congratulations on March 8th
And I wish you a raspberry life:
Fur coats, dresses, diamonds
And a tolerant man.
To behave calmly
He, wandering around the shops,
To feed only in restaurants
And he only drove in limousines. ©
Congratulations, dear,
From the bottom of my heart I am happy March 8th,
Let your loved one present
I'll give you a gold card.
So that the limit is enough
For a ring and a fur coat,
For haute couture clothes
And an iPhone handset. ©
I want to bring men
One look before a heart attack,
I want to be a queen
Congratulations on March 8!
Rule softly, but with force,
Don't take off your crown
Let him carry furs and diamonds
Your king goes straight to the throne. ©
Today, on March 8th,
I wish only beauty
About cellulite and wrinkles,
So that you forget forever.
To have thick hair
And a flawless manicure,
Fits perfectly
Any haute couture suit. ©
Woman is the eighth wonder of the world
Hanging Gardens of Babylon,
Colossus of Rhodes, Olympian Zeus,
And the mausoleum, and the temple, and the pyramids,
And Babylon is all seven wonders.
As for the eighth - many generations
They had their own opinions on this matter.
But woman is the eighth wonder of the world,
Let's prove it!
On International Women's Day
I wish you to flutter like a butterfly,
Be strong like GI Jane
Everything must be done in time.
Be slim like a cover model
Outshine Miss World with beauty,
Be confident in your abilities,
Believe and love in luck. ©
I wish you optimism
Love and magnetism,
Good luck and wealth,
Don't give up on your dream
To be guarded by an angel
Cheerful and happy
Health and excitement,
Dear, happy March 8th!
From the malicious jokes of fools.
And God grant you not to know sadness,
From swords, uniforms and mustaches.
And so that they don’t darken your life
False beauty of rivals.
And so that they always lie at your feet
Uniforms, swords and mustaches.
Congratulations on the spring holiday,
With the breath of the river and the shine of the sun,
May your days be blissful and clear.
And let the sun look through your window.
Let it be an awakening of the soul
The intoxicating resurrection of nature,
May you always be so good,
Like the gentle glow of the sky.
Cool toast
I'll take a piece of sun in my glass,
The purity of spring skies,
I’ll add the tenderness of my beloved’s hands
And the lips are crazy warm.
I'll add jealousy and sadness
And I'll take a sip of this potion
For these strange women
Which I still love!
Cool voice congratulations on March 8
Mommy, be happy, I ask!
(to a friend) Our women's holiday - song
Congratulations on March 8
And I want to wish
All men's work
At home today do:
Lie down on the soft sofa,
Take a glass of alcohol,
Turn on your favorite series,
Where passions boil over.
Scatter things around the house
Grumble about trifles
Well, to realize, of course,
How difficult it is for men! ©
Beautiful words, pleasant dreams
Flowers, flowers, more flowers...
Attention from loved ones and relatives
YES, gold jewelry.
Smart phrases, sparkling eyes
More flowers, more than once
Men, so that someone is nearby
Not just to be, but to love.
Have a great day, I'm not talking about the night...
What else do I want to say?
Stars in the sky, the brightest
Happy Holidays, gifts.
May all your dreams come true...
Flowers, flowers, flowers again
Sunny, spring weather
To lift your spirits
I want to congratulate you with all my heart
Happy International Women's Day!
Have some more fun
A gentle joke, but with fire!
I wish you in the sea of flowers
Can't find your bed.
With your loved one soon
You'll have until the morning to crush the flowers!
And the soul's path from pleasures
Yells like a skinny cat in March!
I wish you new sensations -
March 8th, all year round!
greeting card
The husband is in the kitchen, quietly swearing,
Cuts eggs for salad,
Smoke is pouring out of the oven,
The hungry cat looks evil
Wife drinking coffee in bed
Kirkorov sings songs to her
Already in the morning a little succumbing
Who can guess what date it is!
We are ready to thank you for the rest of our lives
For every cooked meal,
For what was said sweet Nothing,
For that earthly miracle of miracles -
Tanyush, Katyusha, Andryushek, Larok, Sevok,
For everyone crown princes and princesses,
Low bow to you, our queens!
So the bouquets are over,
SMS, calls, sweets,
Quarrels, meetings, partings,
Kisses, wishes,
Loved one again on the sofa
And he pays zero attention to you,
Dry, my face is wrinkled...
Girls, happy March 9th!
The blizzard has long passed away,
Spring is knocking on every home.
I congratulate you, friend,
Happy International Women's Day!
I wish you on March 8th
Stronger heels for you.
And also so that under them there is
More different men!
May fate illuminate you with happiness,
There is peace in your soul,
A cheerful sparkle shines in the eyes,
Love will always be with you!
Oh, girlfriend, how are you?
I miss you,
I hug you very tightly,
Congratulations on March 8th.
Be healthy always
Happy and cheerful
Never be discouraged
Don't forget about me.
Know that I love you
I value our friendship.
My dear friend!
On a beautiful day, March 8
With all my heart I wish
From a life of expensive gifts!
So that there is happiness, so that love
Always reigned in your soul,
So that success is always with you,
May life give you joy!
And to be surrounded nearby
Only necessary, dear people!
After all, this highest award -
To be with those we love very much!
I want to tell you, friend,
How beautiful you are:
Beautiful in appearance, and, of course,
Your soul is beautiful.
Oh you, my darling,
You are my girlfriend!
Happy Women's Day.
Let it remain about him
There are many bright impressions.
And surprises and attractions!
Be happy, young
You are here for many years!
Happy spring day, not frosty,
Happy merry and mimosa day,
Happy cloudless and snowy day,
Happy excited and tender day,
Happy spacious and surprising day
Our glorious Women's Day!
I wish you March the eighth
More money, more male attention
Life is beautiful, like in TV series
A bunch of new things from fashion magazines
A sea of flowers - white, yellow and red
And always be in a great mood!
I wish you a lot of compliments
And admiration addressed to you,
Wonderful fairytale moments.
May your world be illuminated by love.
Happy March 8, dear!
Happiness, sun and love.
Let the fireworks burst out of joy
Exploding in the chest.
Laughter, ups and fun,
Only good luck ahead,
So that you always smile,
Everything came true!
My dear, on this Women’s Day I want to wish you the very best female happiness, clean and bright. So that the reasons for tears are only joyful, and life events are only happy.
For friendship, faith and patience
I say thank you.
There is no better friend in the world.
I love you, dear!
Happy March 8th!
May there always be May in your soul.
Bloom, love, always be tender,
Shine with happiness and goodness.
Friendship has been tested over the years,
And you don't need to explain
My dear friend,
How dear you are to me.
Friendship has been tested over the years,
And you don't need to explain
My dear friend,
How dear you are to me.
So that the money doesn't run out,
There was shopping every day
To remain supportive
There are many friends in life.
Let the men stack
They fall at your feet.
May you always have enough
Faith, happiness and love!
Happy Women's Day to you, friend!
I wish from the bottom of my heart:
Let fate not be strict,
Let the days be good!
May spring not fade away in your soul.
Blessings to everyone in your home, warmth!
So that all year, as on women's holiday,
You lived with happiness in your heart!
On the spring holiday Women's Day
Please accept my congratulations, friend:
You blossom and good,
Live in a great mood!
Today is a special day! Is it true?
A wonderful spring holiday!
Today is March 8th Day -
So may you be happy!
Spring! How much of this word:
Kindness, love and warmth.
Let in the waiting nature
Her flowers bloom for you!
May this day - March 8th -
Anxieties will go away and dreams will come!
Spring in the heart and soul,
In the eyes of fire and spiritual sparks.
In business there is always luck,
Beloved most faithful friends!
We are cat women
Today is our day
So let it not torment us
Neither boredom nor laziness,
I wish you, girlfriend, to purr,
And occasionally just let out her claws,
Basking in the sun, curled up in a ball,
And press those who offended with your heel,
Be gentle and sweet, and this spring,
Let the one you love be next to you!
Happy spring holiday to you
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart,
Bliss, joy, warmth
I wish you with all my heart.
Let him embrace you with warmth,
Spring for you, and of course,
I wish you such love
To be sincere and eternal.
Love, love and a drop of female boredom
From tender phrases and too sweet dreams.
Maybe just a little patience
And a lot of the coolest impressions
From hot dreams, all night long.
I am sending you my congratulations in an envelope.
Ah, friend, spring on your planet.
Look out the window quickly. There are drops outside the window.
How many love songs have we not yet sung?
Don’t get sick and don’t be sad, drive away fatigue.
How much affection and love we still have left!
My congratulations on the eighth of March,
You, my friend, accept it from me from Montmartre.
Happy holiday to my friend.
She has everything in life. What will I give her?
Women's holiday. The trouble is that I'm not a man:
I would kiss her a hundred times and call her my beloved.
If I told him so much, the sky would become hot.
As a friend, what can I do? However, without a doubt,
My dear friend, accept congratulations -
The eighth of March is coming to us in a hurry!
Bow your gentlemen to your feet -
Let everyone pray for you, girlfriend!
For the lady of beauty confirmation
There are crowds of those who try for her!
So be always so beautiful -
And let your wishes come true!
I wish that March 8
Everything was very good:
To have a table, food, gifts,
So that my husband comes home sober.
And so that I prepare everything myself,
And finally took out the trash
I bought a bouquet and arranged everything,
And he was great in bed!
So as not to watch football stubbornly
And I didn’t ask for beer anymore
To run the household, rule the house
And he carried you in his arms!
It's time for us to tighten our corsets today,
Open your neckline deeper, out of the way, kids!
March may still be cold, but the heat awaits you,
Get ready, friend, the game is about to start!
Don't waste your time, shoot with your eyes,
After all, today is our holiday, celebrate it!
Men fall at their feet, well, let them
You are amazing today, just know it!
Girlfriend, congratulations on March 8th,
And listen to what I wish now!
Beloved to appreciate and pamper,
The boss never bothered
The kids obeyed and adored
And don’t let your friends abandon you in trouble.
I will also whisper with a note of admiration,
May you always remain beautiful.
Do you remember, darling,
These days are women's days?
How we dance while finishing our drink,
They rushed into the fires with fervor!
As they said to each other,
“What a worthless life.”
Let's have a glass, friend.
Happy March. Hold on!
Friend, happy spring holiday
I congratulate you!
I wish the sky depth.
Be happy without end.
I wish you tenderness in love,
In spring there are flowers blooming.
May all your days be clear
To live without regret!
March 8 is a special day,
And now you are irresistible.
May you be lucky to be in this world
Desired, needed and loved!
Let everything you want come true,
Flowers of success will bloom!
Let happiness scatter beads
Charming laughter!
Friendship has been tested over the years,
And you don't need to explain
My dear friend,
How dear you are to me.
May your life be full
All that spring gives us:
A modest and simple smile,
Health, happiness, beauty!
What to say on March 8:
Be healthy and rich
And beautiful and slim,
Both diligent and smart.
So that the boss would appreciate you,
What would my husband love at home?
Whatever old age is aside
I walked around your image!
So that tomorrow and in the morning
No headache!
Let this holiday be decorated
Bouquets of bright flowers,
Let them always surround you
You are cared for and loved,
And compliments and gifts,
Let your dreams come true
Like on this day - March 8,
Spring Festival beauty!
Spring is blooming in my heart and outside my window!
You, like her, are full of charm.
Laughter sparkles, eyes shine mischievously,
And life is intoxicating, like strong wine!
Starry rains will spill with happiness -
You just hope, believe, love and wait!
My best friend,
We can't live without each other,
Congratulations on March 8th,
I wish everyone to be happier!
Bloom like a scarlet rose,
Honor, take care of your health.
Don't reject suitors -
Slowly choose:
So that you don’t drink and don’t go out,
I received a lot of money
To be beautiful, strong,
He carried you in his arms!
The blizzard has long passed away,
Spring is knocking on every home.
I congratulate you, friend,
Happy International Women's Day!
I wish you happiness and warmth,
Love, health and goodness,
Great hopes, drunken feasts,
Have a nice meeting and kind words!
A world full of fabulous flowers,
A world with a wondrous rustle of winds
Peace with the wonderful song of the nightingale.
With the ringing voice of the stream.
Peace with the song of the March drop
Receive it, friend, on a spring day!
I can smell your skin
And the hair fell again onto the chest.
I'll carry you and back to the box,
We can breathe in a bit of sex.
I'll hang my head lower,
And I will caress your clitoris with my tongue,
I know you love cunnilingus,
March 8th, honey. I congratulate you.
Let's eat like cats
Without stopping and without interruption,
So that the neighbors have membranes,
We have reached an extreme gap.
I want to stand behind and on top,
Climb and gasp until the morning,
Let's arrange a fitting,
I will be a slave, you are the mistress.
March 8th is a sweet holiday,
I'll touch your chest
And we'll just start kissing
Everything else is ahead.
I'll give you an innocent massage
I’ll get x, I’ll take it in my hand,
Then I lay you on your back,
And I will punish you passionately, rudely.
Spread your buttocks quickly
Let's try all the positions today.
Moreover, on March 8th,
It gives me excitement in sex.
Love love love,
I'm ready to scream again and again.
I'm ready to stay with you forever,
Have sex without stopping.
I want to try so many poses again,
Maybe you'll get hard right away?
And I should hold you tighter,
Hurry up and put him to bed.
Kiss tenderly, tenderly,
To press passionately to the body,
And caress with your hand,
Never let go.
International Women's Day,
And you and I are alone,
We're sitting on a cozy evening,
And we smell like sex in the dark.
My dick is ready
I want to get closer to you so bad
Spread your legs quickly
And let's give ourselves over to sex in silence.
I want you not to be bored today,
She finished with me out of love,
The moon again shone light in the windows,
And blinded the languid silhouette.
Your holiday is an event for me.
We'll stay together forever,
During passionate intercourse,
Are you going to scream in my ear - YES.
Well, friend, let's have a glass -
For us, beautiful female gender!
For our closeness to the ideal,
May success find you and me!
March 8th is the day of confessions,
Live joyfully and lovingly!
Let charm rule the show,
Everything will be great for you!
My dear friend,
Happy International Women's Day!
Live, you bunny, without knowing any worries:
A man is always under his thumb,
Under the roof of the garage - Ferrari,
Under the dress - cool underwear,
So that everyone wants and respects
Your dignity is always yours!
On spring women's holiday
There will be a lot of happiness on the way,
Let them pass by
Terrible bad weather!
Love finds you
And illuminates with light,
Meets on a date
And hugs you tightly!
Let everything be at work
Friends are jealous
Let the warmth protect
From the bitterness of the winter blizzard!
Let your figure
Doesn't get old over the years
And it will only get better
It's blooming and looking younger!
My dear friend,
Congratulations on March 8th!
There is no better friend in the world,
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
Stay the same sweetheart
Full of joy and happiness
Kind, fabulous, playful,
Let bad weather not overtake you.
So that there are always male gazes
Carried me along,
So that she lives and is happy,
Never lost heart!
My dear friend,
Today is the day for both of us
March 8th, “Hurray” for us,
And congratulations from many,
But now I want you too
Congratulate you sincerely, with all your heart,
I wish that your life
Was in many ways golden
Also, thank you for being there,
You are my best friend
I always give you honor
We are not afraid of snow or blizzard!
On Women's Day - March 8
I congratulate you.
So that it always blooms and smells
You, my friend.
Let the men crowd
On the threshold of day and night.
And not just, but such,
I don't mind asking you to get married.
You are closest to me, dear friend,
I sincerely congratulate you on spring.
And on bright women's day March 8
I wish you love and joy!
Let your eyes glow with tenderness and happiness,
And your house is covered in flowers!
Men will shower you with compliments
And in prose and, of course, in poetry!
With 23 men
We congratulated ours
Gave them socks
And they added panties!
Now we sit and wait
On Women's Day of Boxing -
Fur coats, diamonds, and perfumes,
And hot hugs.
To wear new socks
They brought us bouquets,
Coffee to bring to bed
And more candy.
OK! Too much coffee!
Darling sleeps so sweetly -
He congratulated his colleagues
Happy March 8th!
Thank God, at least I found it
He's on his way home.
Even if it was at night, he came -
Thank God too.
A fur coat is also useless
Summer is ahead,
And diamonds and perfume -
Happiness is not in this!
While my beloved is sleeping,
Snoring all over the area
I congratulate you on Women's Day
Best friend.
Women's happiness to you,
What else do we need?
So that on Women's Day always
There was a loved one nearby!
Today is a very important holiday.
Today the huts are not burning,
And even horses, by the way,
Calmly, peacefully sleeping somewhere!
Today is March 8th -
Today is the day of men's troubles,
The girls need a rest
And have a blast for the whole year!
I wish that every lady
There was a personal oligarch,
To conquer seas and countries,
Bath in love and flowers!
Congratulations on March 8, the holiday of stunning female beauty and charm. I wish to always borrow comfortable position in life, choose only the best, receive only the best from fate. I wish you a sparkle of happiness in your eyes, sexuality in your body and constant spring in your heart.
Congratulations on March 8th!
I wish you a kilogram of sweets,
A ton of happiness and love,
Let positivity be in the blood.
A sea of sweet discoveries,
A river of joyful events,
Compliments and flowers
In honor of heavenly beauty.
Let tenderness shine in your eyes,
Kindness and infinity
There will be no extra weight -
Only places for kissing!
Happy March 8th to all women!
Let there be success in business,
Let there be a car in the garage,
There's a stash under the pillow,
There are goodies in the refrigerator,
Just so that there is no fat in the thighs,
A closet full of linen and clothes,
Handbags, shoes, tights.
Full stuffing so that it’s in a cosmetic bag,
With champagne - strawberries,
The coolest poses in the bedroom
And a bouquet gorgeous roses!
What a woman needs
For complete happiness?
Pleasant surprises
As often as possible
Girlfriends and friends
Mexican passions
May my mother-in-law live
Far away.
Diamonds, perfumes,
And from my husband's attention,
And female logic
He understands.
Just to get a figure
Don't spoil the cakes
So that they are just
Sexy shorts.
So many things
You can list
But we'll hurry
Celebrate Women's Day.
After all, the main thing, girls,
Always remember:
Don't let them scare you
Neither size nor year -
We are all perfect, we only live once!
Smiles and joy to everyone!
Happy Women's Day!
Girls, dear cats,
Have expensive fur coats,
Perfumes, rings and gifts
In honor of spring day March 8th!
Let everyone have a “cat”
Doesn't cause you any trouble
To take care of you
Not only in March - all year round!
Hello, dear friends,
Keep your ears on top of your head.
And let the magical day of spring
Will fulfill all your dreams!
Let March 8th in the morning
The husband will bring fruit to bed,
Tea, coffee and a bouquet of flowers.
Let him be ready for anything.
Don't be afraid and sit on your neck,
How women can do this.
Give free rein to all your whims,
Demand gifts and surprises.
Take him shopping
Sigh tragically at the shop window,
Use all your tricks
And enjoy the “training”!
I wish you to live without any stress
And not gain an ounce of weight.
Let men adore
The dust particles are blown away every day.
Let your wallet not be empty,
And it swells more and more.
May life please you with care,
Don't stress yourself out at work.
May you succeed in everything,
Stand less at the stove,
Drink coffee more often in bed,
So that the birds sing forever in my soul.
I want to know my worth
But don’t turn your nose up too much.
And remember, you are always beautiful
And even a little dangerous.
You are a woman, so let it always be
Only years bring happiness.
Everywhere, in everything you have excitement.
So congratulations on March 8!
Happy bright March day!
Let him live with a sparkle:
So that the fire burns in the heart,
A lot of things got done.
Let your income grow with fervor,
Life will be full of success,
And the eyes shine bright
From careless, hot love!
My husband is in the kitchen all day long
Children don't make noise
A magical day has arrived -
Number eight, March.
Here, girls, if only we
For a whole month it's like this:
Woke up, coffee, husband shaved,
In a taxi and at a pub.
We returned and gave us gifts
You can’t count them on your fingers.
Thank you, Clara Zetkin, to you,
What a holiday there is!
Cool congratulations on March 8
March 8 is Women's Day,
The men are all at your feet.
Flowers, surprises, decorations -
Giving you the gift is their sacred duty.
A trip to Nice or Gagra,
Or maybe spa tours,
Or just a fur coat, diamonds
He will help us get it.
It's fun to congratulate you on March 8th
On this day March 8
I wish you a card!
Only the map is not simple,
And a gold credit card!
Attaching a man to her
On the most beautiful car.
If this idiot
He will ask you to marry -
Do not spend women's years,
Answer “yes” quickly!
This is my wish
(And thanks for your attention).
Cool congratulations on Women's Day
Here it is, the eighth of March,
The Women's Day has arrived:
Instead of coffee - washing, frying,
Instead of tea - validol.
Instead of a fur coat - again a postcard,
Not a necklace, a frying pan!
Our futile attempts
Never please you
They won't justify themselves.
Women, forgive us!
Congratulations again with all our hearts
WITH women's holiday we you!
Beautiful funny congratulations on March 8
Let it be unexpected - unexpectedly
You'll be lucky today
And the salary is on the card
It will fall unnoticed
And a passerby on the street
Smiles by chance
And he will immediately give you a rose
Or invite you for tea.
Cashier at the supermarket
He will find change for you right away,
And there's an angry driver in the minibus
Without "Chanson" it will get you there.
So that everything is always “OK”
We give this poem as a gift!
Cool verse from March 8
Was a saw to my nerves
You had a callus on your heel.
And I was waiting home with my salary,
Like a deputy wanting a bribe.
But what, even despite this,
I forgave women's quirks.
I could always ask for advice
And he called it a magical miracle.
Alas, I understand so little about a woman.
Don't be angry with me.
WITH women's day I congratulate
My pet peeve.
Cool congratulations on March 8th in verse
Eyes sparkle, faces shine,
Men flutter from right to left.
Today everyone is a queen,
Empress, queen.
Here the weaker sex gives orders,
And the stronger sex is helplessly weak.
They rush to do everything at once,
She is a goddess, he is just a slave.
March 8, a glorious holiday,
Will celebrate more than one century.
And this holiday is the most important,
Not like your 23rd!
Cool verse-congratulations on March 8
I've been waiting for this holiday for a long time -
I chose better words,
Bouquets made of roses
And drove away the frost.
And then this March happened.
Number eight. I'm off to the start!
Hairstyle, tie and watch,
A loaf and a stick of sausage...
Dreams have come true. I am here again.
I'm almost all yours already!
Ready to fulfill your whims
Love and kiss on the cheek.
Congratulations on March 8th with humor
Today is a girls' holiday,
We need to give them gifts:
Flowers for some, earrings for others,
For someone a fur coat and boots.
This one is a prince, and this one is a macho,
And a house outside the city to boot.
So that I could do everything I wanted,
And so that my head doesn't hurt.
So that every year you get younger.
And silkier skin.
To be understood and loved,
And they always carried it in their arms.
There is always spring in my soul, and so that
March 8th all year round!
Funny congratulations on March 8
I brewed it myself this morning
tea leaves,
Heated the pasta
Directly in the slow cooker.
Learned how to cut smoothly
I made sausage into rings,
I studied all the buttons in our
A complex bread maker.
I'm glad to perform for you
All cherished desires.
Happy March 8, dear!
Ready to listen to assignments...
Comic congratulations on March 8
Fair sex!
Oh, you are not weak at all!
Just a little bit - foot on the floor -
That's how you are, women!
But we still appreciate you,
So let's take a breath
And we congratulate you on your feminine
International Day!
Merry congratulations on March 8
I wish you a wonderful day
To be carried in their arms.
To iron, wash, clean,
And all this every day, just like that.
A woman's happiness is sometimes so unreliable,
But may you be very lucky
So that March 8th in your life
It was just celebrated all year round.
Cool congratulations on International Women's Day in verse
On the blooming day of March 8th
You can afford to get up late.
And in the absence of a gift
Break a loved one's rib.
And you can sing karaoke
Yelling for a squad to be called.
The spring holiday is more interesting,
When there are three bottles in a row.
And I wish that tomorrow
Your family wasn't mad at you.
Happy beautiful day, the Eighth of March
I hasten to congratulate you!
Intoxicating congratulations on March 8
May all the women in the world
Also, everyone in the world is children,
They know: there are men nearby,
That they don't whine for no reason.
That men will help you,
They will do what they can for you.
They will give you money
And feed and clothe.
They will love you immensely
They will protect you from all filth,
And always on March 8
They will give you gifts!
Laughing congratulations on March 8
So that I can congratulate you
On the bright day of March 8,
We must make an effort
Don't put it off until tomorrow.
I would give a ring -
Didn't find the diamond
For you in the shape of a heart,
Everything else is not the same!
I would present the car
Yes, the salon is a mess,
Don’t give just anything,
And the Ferrari is out of stock!
And I decided: for you
The best prize, of course, is me!
And in addition, a couple of lines -
My funny poem!
