An unusually interesting performance from the guests. An unusual presentation of guests at the anniversary. Why is this necessary?
Bremen Merchants, or Trade Blockbuster
A humorous performance by the staff of a village convenience store.
The soundtrack of the song “We came to see you for an hour” from the film “The Bremen Town Musicians” plays. One after another, four Saleswomen appear, each with their own line.
Saleswoman 1. The whole world is in our hands...
Saleswoman 2. We are the stars of the store!
Saleswoman 3. Shining in the skies...
Saleswoman 4. Invincible by anyone!
Saleswomen. We stepped towards you from the shop windows!
Saleswoman 1. Hello!
Saleswoman 2. Bonjour!
Saleswoman 3. Hello!
Saleswomen. The group “Shop” is on stage!
You are very lucky!
Come on, all together
Open your ears.
Better in a good way
Clap your hands!
A “new Russian grandma” type buyer appears with a package and a bill.
Saleswoman 1. We barely open our mouth...
Saleswoman 2. How everyone is crying with happiness...
Buyer. I would like a Gold beer
And cigarettes for change!
Saleswomen. We have an audit now! (Point to the door.)
Saleswoman 1. Hello!
Saleswoman 2. Bonjour!
Saleswoman 3. Hello!
Buyer. But I want…
Saleswomen. Don't touch us
You were unlucky!
Buyer (indignantly). Come on, all together
Weigh the fish for me!
Saleswomen. Let's give it with our hands!
Stomp in a good way!
The buyer retreats.
Saleswoman 1. Glory and honor to us!
Saleswoman 2. Everyone rejoices...
Saleswoman 3. When he sings for them...
Saleswoman 4. Store team!
Saleswomen. We stepped towards you from the shop windows!
Saleswoman 1. Hello!
Saleswoman 2. Bonjour!
Saleswoman 3. Hello!
Saleswomen. The group “Shop” is on stage!
Saleswoman 4. You are very lucky!
Saleswoman 5 appears.
Saleswoman 5. Quiet, girls!
Nice in the village!
Gives lectures to everyone
Trade inspection!
Saleswoman 4. Wow!
Commotion. Saleswomen 5, 4 and 3 run away, Saleswomen 1 and 2 preen themselves. The intro of the song “I Don’t Want Anything” plays. The same Buyer enters.
Saleswoman 1. Dear buyer, what do you want?
Saleswoman 2. Meat, butter or cold beer?
Saleswoman 3. Or buy some seeds!
Buyer. I do not want anything!
Saleswoman 1 (while losing). I'm offended!
Saleswoman 2. Kochepyzhnaya!
Saleswoman 1. Your state is hysterical!
Saleswoman 2. Maybe buy a diet egg?
Saleswoman 3. Or a similarly priced bun?
Buyer. I don't care about anything!
Saleswoman 1 (while losing). What should I do?
Saleswoman 2. Quiet, I came up with an idea!
Well, at least take some sausages!
Saleswoman 1. Or the lula kebabs are wonderful!
Saleswoman 2. Take it, I'll pay for it myself!
Buyer. I do not want anything! (Whistles into the wings and waves his hand invitingly.)
The introduction of the “Song of the Robbers” sounds. The customer runs away. Two striped men appear, wearing black caps and black glasses. They are played by Saleswomen 3 and 4. They each have a large checkered Chinese trunk in their hands. They sing and dance, scaring the Saleswomen.
Saleswoman 3 and Saleswoman 4. We are trade inspection-ya!
Give me the documents!
What's wrong - goodbye license!
Close the store!
O-la-la! O-la-la!
We will check everything to zero!
O-la-la! O-la-la!
Ooh!
Why is the cereal rotten?
Why is there a tank in the utility room?
The lamp in the hall shines dimly!
The windows are a mess!
So-rastak! So-rastak!
The windows are a mess!
So-rastak! So-rastak!
Ehma!
In general, your bit map is -
We need to close the shop.
The matter will be closed,
(They open the trunks.) If you give us a paw.
Gop-tsa-tsa! Gop-tsa-tsa!
Let's break the seller!
Gop-tsa-tsa! Gop-tsa-tsa!
Wow, damn it!
Saleswoman 5 (running out). Girls! This is not an inspection! These are crooks! Grab them!
Saleswomen 1 and 2 grab the stripes by the collar.
To the local police officer!
Saleswomen 1 and 2 throw the strippers into the backstage area.
Well done, girls! Start protecting your commercial property! (Leaves.)
The introduction of the “Song of the Guard” sounds.
Saleswoman 1 and Saleswoman 2. Our fate is honorable, but bitter!
Saleswoman 1. We have destiny!
Saleswoman 2. We have destiny!
Saleswoman 1. We have destiny!
Saleswoman 1 and Saleswoman 2. There is nowhere in trade without security!
The buyer comes out. Her face is covered by a frame with a flap that opens downwards, like a night window on a store door.
We need to protect property
Continuing to sell goods. (They fall asleep.)
The customer opens the door and her face becomes visible.
Buyer. Security! Sell banana!
Saleswoman 1 and Saleswoman 2 (waking up). They would give us a gun
We'd have her at gunpoint!
There is no gun. Bana-an
Let's put it in the feeder! (Close the damper.)
Buyer (opening the valve). And I would like another five liters of vodka!
Saleswoman 1. Oh, five liters?
Saleswoman 2. Oh, five liters?
Buyer. But six is better!
Saleswoman 1 and Saleswoman 2. But we can’t sell vodka,
Because vodka time is up.
Go home, you're out of luck!
Buyer. Security!
Saleswoman 1 and Saleswoman 2. Chew a banana.
The shutter is closed and the Buyer is sent to the backstage.
And like this all night
Let's jump like frogs!
Where can we get bricks?
Set up a feeder?
The introduction of the song “Ray of Golden Sun” sounds.
Saleswoman 1. Golden ray of sunshine
Disappeared into the night again...
Saleswoman 2. I want to go home so bad
I really want to sleep!
Together (falling asleep). La-la-la, la-la-la-la...
Saleswoman 5 (appearing). The night passed, the morning came clear,
So, relaxation is already waiting for you!
The night has passed, a terrible time has passed...
Saleswoman 1. Change is coming!
Saleswoman 2. Change is coming!
Saleswomen 3 and 4 and Buyer appear.
All. Change is coming!
The introduction of the song “There is nothing better in the world” sounds.
Saleswomen. Go around the whole planet,
There is no better store in the world!
Our team is a friendly team,
And we don’t need another team!
Our store is bright and pleasant...
Buyer. Here the buyer comes first! (Having taken off his clothes, he transforms into a Saleswoman.)
Saleswomen. Come, we love you very much,
We will be happy to serve you beautifully!
Popular wisdom says: “Before you build a house, choose your neighbors!”
Neighbours,those who are always nearby,
Not only a home, but also a soul,
In moments of joy and hardship,
A good neighbor will come to the rescue!
Toast from…
You can rely on them
Like myself.
If joy or sorrow happens,
They will share it with you.
Their main quality is loyalty.
They won't let us go to waste,
They will show sensitivity and tenderness,
They will go with you on reconnaissance.
And everyone has long understood
That it's always more fun with him.
Let life surround you
More reliable...(Friends).
When you were born, you laid the foundation of the house, when you got married, you built the walls, when you raised children, this is the roof of the house, but if you have not made a single friend in your life, then you have lived your life in vain.
Dear friends! We greet the faithful one with stormy applause...(etc.)friendour birthday boy.
You have always had support
Strong spiritual relationship
And if there are relatives in fate -
There's nothing scary in the world.
A word of congratulations to yourrelatives.
If you have friends,
So you didn’t live in vain.
You have a lot of good things,
We will gladly give them the floor.
I would like to introduce you soon
Beautiful, devotedfriends!
Brother.
Native blood. Everyone has heard about this.
They remember this, they know it, they talk about it.
With your family you are stronger, more significant and higher,
Especially when your own brother...
We are ready to give our brother the floor,
So that I can congratulate you with love!
To my sister.
She will always come to your aid
She will share a hundred adversities with you,
You will remember her in joyful moments,
On the eighth of March or on New Year's Day.
And she doesn’t need anything more from you...
My sister is happy to congratulate you now!
wifehero of the day and raise a toast to her, she makes an impression, I want to say! Here it is: “A wife, from her husband’s point of view, is a pearl in the world’s sea. She is a great strategist and tactician, manager, housewife, supplier, nanny, dressmaker, gardener, judge and ruler. For the pearl of our birthday boy!”
2. An anniversary is a special holiday and different nations have their own customs and traditions on how to celebrate an anniversary so that the hero of the day lives happily ever after:
In Spain - they click on the forehead;
in Italy they pull your ears;
in England - they are thrown up and dropped as many times as they are old and one more time for luck.
In Canada, they smear oil on their nose so that troubles slide off their nose;
in Denmark, they hang the national flag out the window.
And in Russia, at the anniversary table, it is customary to remember those who gave us our hero of the day.Mom or parents
On his birthday, everyone wishes a lot to the birthday boy.
To the hunter - no fluff, no feather
For a fisherman - no pike, no scales
For the driver - no nail, no rod
To the fireman - no smoke, no fire
For the gardener - no rodents, no nests
For a man - no horns, no debts
For the pilot - no pit, no thunderstorm
For a businessman - no brothers, no tax authorities
And what are the family going to wish for the birthday girl?…
Daughters
Dear guests! You all know that
a real man must plant a tree, build a house and raise a son.
Our hero of the day, I think, like a real man,
planted more than one tree, built a house and, of course, gave birth to a son. But our hero of the day also produced a truly exclusive
jewel. Look at her: smart, beautiful - a real work of art.
On every birthday, angels stand behind the shoulders of the birthday boy and write down all the wishes of the guests so that when they return to heaven they can fulfill them throughout the year. And the most important, most reverent and sincere wishes are heardfrom very close people.
Do you know that you can love in different ways?
Let's find out who loves and how.
Game "Who loves you"
Firefighter ……. Fieryly
Photographer……… Instantly
Confectioner……Sweet
Lawyer……… Eloquently
Bath attendant………Hot
Accountant…… Prudently
Doctor……………Deadly
Teacher ………. Indicative
What about colleagues?...
To find out how much our colleagues love our birthday girl, let’s give them the floor. The word of congratulations goes to the employees...
BUSINESS CARD FOR THE TEACHER OF THE YEAR COMPETITION
About myself - only objectively,
They don’t lie to the judges:
Non-conflict, positive,
Creative at work
And I love my necessary work.
My teacher's path is long -
Twenty-six, imagine, years.
And the teacher is a psychologist,
Physiologist, sociologist
And who is he?
He's rooting for me now
Serpukhovsky entire region.
The weight of trust weighs heavily
After all, every dream cherishes
That he will win.
Well, I guess I'll put an end to it,
And I'll wrap it up here,
I'll just add this line:
I have a son, a daughter,
I adore and love.
You are the jury. Judge strictly
Just one thing I ask you to consider:
For any teacher,
Competition is a difficult road
But it is an honor to go with her.
REVIEW: Thank you, dear Valery! Your poems helped me perform well and become a winner in the competition!
(Evgenia, teacher, business card for a city competition)
FROM MYSELF: I WROTE A BUSINESS CARD FOR EUGENIA AND I WROTE TWO BUSINESS CARDS FOR HER DAUGHTERS FOR DIFFERENT COMPETITIONS, THEY WON ALL THREE TIMES.
Business card in verse for the competition
Dear guests,
Members of the strict jury!
Stop sentimentality with us
And judge us without anger,
With the impartiality of the referee.
You know a lot about farming, after all.
All the products here are homemade,
But in the cooking of masters.
This is a fancy meatloaf
The first to bet is:
Under the name "Jubilee".
First-class for the table -
Meat, vegetables, bacon.
Pike perch is good for fun,
What the whole family does:
Stuffed with trout,
Like two-color watercolors,
This is our pie "Salut"
This miracle, this fairy tale, fairy tale-
Fruit, berry taste, color,
In the final dish.
Competition is a difficult road
And to the jury we say:
In summary
Don't judge too harshly:
We create everything with our soul. . .
Result: First place in a chef competition
Poems for the Miss Competition
POEMS FOR THE MISS SPRING COMPETITION
A new competition is coming into fashion,
Under the name "Miss Spring"
And known to the people
Our names will become.
I'm a junior high counselor
Full-time master of all tricks,
Promoting dancing to the masses,
And I love teaching children.
I get inspired
At least they don't talk about it.
I walk with a soul in love
To our school and children.
The team trusts me
After all, we have one for all.
Our general mood inspires
I hope for success.
Mom and dad supported me
And also a sister and brother,
And Andrey, my boyfriend is the most
A loyal, dedicated fan.
I came to you by calling,
And the power is given to you to decide,
Do I live up to my rank?
Winner "Miss Spring."
REVIEW: THANK YOU, VALERY, FOR YOUR HELP!!!
GENIUS! HEALTH TO YOU, HAPPINESS, LUCK AND ALL THE BEST!
(Elena, teacher)
Business card in verse for the competition Educator of the Year
Competition "Teacher of the Year"
Gaining height and weight.
Fashion never fell on him,
And the people have to him
Genuine interest.
I need to tell you about myself,
Objectively, a couple of phrases.
I am a kindergarten worker
And I’m happy with my work,
Our kids are nice.
Maybe the path isn't too long
My total experience is nine years.
But I’ll tell you without any jokes:
I am a serious speech pathologist
And a good speech therapist.
And quite definitely
I still have to say
That I work with inspiration,
I move towards goals with passion,
I'm in love with the kids.
On holiday it’s just groovy,
Like with a spring inside.
In productions - the main
And the Snow Maiden is written,
I do it every New Year.
Well, I guess I'll put an end to it,
And I'll wrap it up here,
I'll just add this line:
I'm raising a daughter
I adore and love.
REVIEW: Valery!
The poem you wrote for me for the competition was a success!
First place!
(with uv, Ekaterina)
Greetings in verse to the competition
WELCOME IN VERSE TO THE CATERING ATHLETES COMPETITION
To everyone who has arrived from afar,
To everyone present at the meeting,
Who took over at our meeting
Your own cozy office -
From our cheerful gang -
catering team,
Asov pilaf and gruel
Friendly "Tchaikovsky" hello!
Our cooks are athletes,
We know how to bake cutlets,
Pies, pancakes, omelettes,
But today everyone is proud
Call yourself a professional
In front of all Vodokanal,
Our friendly staff
Beat any record!
"Chaika" is not a new brand for everyone.
We are the chicks of Smirnova's nest,
The one who eats healthy food
It has been feeding you for a quarter of a century.
We are specialists not only in food.
We are aiming for victory
To our first lady
There was no need to blush for us!
REVIEW Received))
Great, I will contact you again, thank you
(Vadim)
Submitting yourself in poetry to a competition
PRESENTATION IN POEMS FOR THE BEST STUDENT COMPETITION
I'm glad to take part
Cool in our competition.
I need to tell you about myself,
And in detail, too.
I'm nine years old. I am Tatyana,
I'm already in third grade,
From assessments constantly
I only wear fives.
Just two words about the family,
Without impressive tirades:
This is dad, this is mom
And Andrey, my younger brother.
I'm always active at school
I can't be sad
Cheerful and positive
I love to dance.
I want to become a veterinarian
I love horses.
With the gift of dancing here
A lot of children were gathered.
Let our competition serve good,
And it goes without a hitch.
Let the participants make friends,
And it will make us all happy.
REVIEW? Thank you. I would like to thank you very much. Thanks to her poem, my girl took first place in the region, visited Sevastopol in July-August, where she took 2nd place in Russia in the competition. I saw Crimea, which is ours, and was full of impressions!!!
(Svetlana, teacher)
Poems for a reading competition
POEMS CONTEST ABOUT FRIENDSHIP
A friend is always ready to intervene,
If anyone bothered me:
But if something happens to him,
I won't stand aside.
I have no soul for my friend,
I share my problems with him.
If he's not there, I miss him,
If I'm busy, I don't get angry.
I only know that it’s ironclad
And to be honest I will say:
At least it's useful to have friends -
I am not friends for the benefit.
A friend is not just someone you need,
Attracted to him for no reason.
They don't love a friend for something...
There is no friendship where there is calculation.
Poetry competition
POEMS COMPETITION FOR COSMONAUTICS DAY
This holiday has become legendary -
He glorified the twentieth century.
Gagarin was the first in space -
Ours, comrades, is a man.
And on the twelfth day in April
People all over the world will remember
How we managed to reach the stars
On a spaceship.
It's a little cramped in space these days,
And they take tourists there. . .
But thanks to those who once
He laid out our first route.
COMPETITION OF POEMS ABOUT THE HOMELAND
Summer vacation is the coolest
Was with my sister
We are in the car with dad and mom
We left for the Caucasus.
There were many impressions
I will remember for a whole year
Like a cable car
We were taken under the sky.
I saw foggy Elbrus -
King of the Caucasus Mountains.
How we played snowballs with Dana -
I still remember.
I often think, I won’t hide it,
One sad thought:
How we sometimes don’t appreciate
Our wonderful country!
And there is no other like it in the world,
And you and I live in it.
The vastness of the steppes, the vastness of Siberia
And the Caucasus ranges,
And the distant world of Primorye,
And the Amur taiga,
The sultry wind of Stavropol
And polar snows...
We were lucky enough to be born here.
Our Motherland is big
We should always be proud
And serve her with all my heart.
Children's poems for the competition
CHILDREN'S POEMS FOR THE COMPETITION "Poems about Russia"
Maybe there is in the world
Where is the best land?
I prefer these
Groves, meadows, fields,
Christmas trees at the edge,
gloomy oaks,
Little old ladies
Looking for mushrooms.
This is a gray sky
In the breaking clouds
This loaf of bread
What I'm holding in my hands.
Motherland is all sacred,
Necessary from childhood.
The word is so simple
That there are no synonyms.
Poetry competitions will decorate any!
Poems for the competition we have
Sometimes you need light like the sun.
But those who searched on the Internet know
That there really isn't anything there.
And there is no prospect
What will you be lucky with:
Only lures and appeals,
You go to the site and it’s a scam.
And it’s better not to look for yourself,
All your searches are in vain.
Here is the website, please contact us
We will write everything you need on time.
Greetings in verse, business card,
Poems for the Miss Competition Spring.
Regular customers get a discount,
Friends should be given an indulgence.
A well-designed business card for a competition is the first step to success. The first impression of judges and spectators, their disposition towards the participant or antipathy depends on how you manage to present yourself to the jury. It is quite difficult to compose a story about yourself concisely and succinctly, especially for a person who is not used to presenting information professionally. Moreover, the best business card is in poetry, if it is written well, and the worst presentation of oneself at a competition is also in poetry, if the poetry is no good. I don’t want to dwell further on theoretical considerations. I’ll just say: more than once those to whom I wrote business cards for a custom-made competition became winners, taking first places in city, district and regional competitions for Miss, Educators, and Teachers of the Year. My hand is light. See reviews and examples for yourself.
A story about a family for the competition "Successful Family"
(Family business card in verse)
DEAR MEMBERS OF THE JURY, PARTICIPANTS, SPECTATORS!
To begin with, as a prologue,
To create a view,
We want to talk a little about our family
Show video and photos.
We have such a friendly family
We live in a beautiful city...
CONTINUATION
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Happy family competition
video
A team’s business card is an individual thing, as it depends on the name.
Otherwise, the speakers are approximately the same, but they need to stand out.
Therefore, I am now giving you ideas for representing the team at the business card competition; it will be much easier to come up with a speech based on them than if there is a complete lack of options in your head))
As soon as you go through several positions of what I call “presentation format” and settle on the one that hooked you, consider it half the job done. Further – it’s easier. So,
Team business card – ideas for presentation,
or How to introduce a team
1. In interview format
It is as if the participants are being interviewed right there on the spot by a famous journalist, a popular presenter, a famous artist, an odious politician - and the degree of popularity of the interviewer can be both global and local.
Or just come up with it yourself and announce the “mega-popular video blogger in narrow circles” Konstantin Vizitkin, who interviews the team for his coolest YouTube channel))
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2. In news format
For an example, look here on my website for the “School News” skit. Only there is news about the whole school, and you make a business card-news about your team, showing yourself from a different angle, rally or KVN.
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3. In the form of different heroes of the same thing
A famous film, cartoon, browser game, fairy tale, literary work.
Not in the sense of staging, but as a message to the audience about which character is conventionally identical to whom and why.
Or - who and how is similar to the whole team (or the team is similar to him).
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Conditional example of a business card on the musketeers
Say:
We have collected the best in ourselves. From Athos they took his wisdom and fearlessness, from Porthos - his cheerfulness, equanimity and love of tasty healthy food ( here you can show a picture of mild gluttony), from the Queen - love for diamonds... Oh, sorry, typo... Okay, later we’ll figure out what we have in common with the Queen... But clearly there must be something ( assumed a royal bearing)… They wanted to borrow cunning from Cardinal Richelieu, but then they decided - we are above this, we will act honestly. This decision was difficult for us, really... But we are also open to the world, like D’Artagnan, so we talk about everything honestly...
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4. Business card in the format of one character, but in different ways:
From several different works, at different periods of life or under different life circumstances
- Harry Potter in volume 1, 3 and 7;
- Ball from Prostokvashino - sad at the very beginning and confident and businesslike after receiving the photo gun
Or – captains from different films and books.
Conditional example of a business card oncaptains
For example, say:
- we are as smart and inventive as Captain Nemo
- as brave and determined as the 15-year-old captain and the children of Captain Grant
- purposeful and persistent, like both captains Kaverin
- sometimes in class we imagine ourselves as superheroes - almost like Captain America
- well, yes - from time to time we are as predictable as Captain Obvious
- and the same... as Captain Fantastic ( replace the ellipses with similar qualities).
You can also compare yourself in some ways with Captain Vrungel ( do not confuse with Wrangel - today is NOT about him), Captain Flint, Jack Sparrow...
And end the business card with a song (or a fragment from it) « Captain, captain, smile", preferably by remaking the song for your performance.
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You see how many different famous captains there are! And these are just the ones I quickly remembered. I’m sure, after thinking calmly, you’ll remember more. And you will have a completely non-standard team business card. Regardless of what place you take at a competition or tourist rally, you will remain in the memory of fans and the jury as erudite, witty people who know how to make fun of themselves.
“Even though success is capricious, it chooses from those who can be the first to laugh at themselves!” (With)
Come up with a team name
in the same thread:
- “All Captains”, “Captains and Nothing Extra”, “13 ( 5, 8, etc..) captains” - according to the number of team members
- “10 captains and one beauty”, “7 captains and two smart girls” - if there are more boys, and girls do not claim the title of captain
- “4 captains and two handsome guys”, “8 captains and one smart guy” - if there are more girls in the team, and they want to be called captains according to the business card ( Do NOT call them captains, this word means the captain’s wife)
5. By making a business card for a competition in style
“We are through the eyes of others”
That is, by talking about yourself, conveying the vision of the people around you.
Once upon a time, there was a picture “My Room” with 4 connected images floating around the Internet; it was even published somewhere on my website. There were signatures:
- This is how my mother sees my room (photo of the room in complete chaos)
- This is how my mother talks about it (photo of ruins)
- This is how I see my room (immaculate order)
- This is what it really looks like (moderate mess).
So you can make a story – or even a show – about yourself in a similar way.
For example:
we combine the presentation ideas from points 4 and 5, take the cat from “Shrek” and Puss in Boots, prepare large images of them on posters, or better yet, for display on the screen if there is a screen at the competition venue, and begin the team’s creative presentation.
Participants take turns saying the explanatory part first:
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Team card, introduction
(introduction - this or that - you will definitely need, no matter what presentation format you use)
It's always difficult to talk about yourself
Because we see ourselves subjectively, and therefore only in a good light ( A flashlight was lit over the head of the speaker, the speaker straightened his hair and made a frozen smiling face, as if for a photo. )
And in a bad light we don’t see at all ( The flashlight was extinguished, the last speaker with a frightened face and a cry - Where am I? - feels the space )
And sometimes we see, but we don’t recognize ourselves ( a conventionally late team member quickly goes to the others, on the way looks in a mirror held by one of the guys, is horrified at himself and with an exclamation “oh, who is this?!! jumps away in fear)
True, teachers and parents often don’t recognize us ( Then the pre-recorded voices of teachers/parents are heard - real or imitated by children. Or imitate it directly on stage into a microphone:
- I simply don’t recognize my son - I took out the trash myself, without reminding him how the child was replaced!
- 7-Ah, I don’t recognize you, you stopped being late for classes, what happened? Or – it’s not evening yet, right?
In general, it’s hard work to represent yourself.
So we'll tell you
And we'll even show you
How others see us
Perhaps this will be more objective.
And to make it clearer for you
Let's show it using cats as an example.
As they say, cats are in your feed ( This is a very popular phrase on Facebook that accompanies photos of cats or those who pass for them. If this expression is unknown in your environment, then, unfortunately, there is no point in using it - the jury and the audience will not understand what it is about ).
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The introduction is over, let's go directly
Business card using cats as an example
Moms say that in general we are, of course, good, but sometimes we don’t react too politely to comments and fair criticism.
And they see us like this (photo 1 was shown. Please note: I combined the photos into a collage to save space on the page, but you only show one large photo at a time!)
Grandmothers don’t say anything, and for 10 (11-15, etc.) years now they have seen us still as three-year-old toddlers...
But WE can see from their faces - they are clearly worried that after their pies we won’t fit into any mirror (showed photo 2)
Our friends love us like this, and they don’t even imagine us any other way. (shown photo 3, with a guitar)
Teachers sometimes think we're lazy
Like that cat who doesn't catch mice at all (shown photo 4)
Some of the respected jury may think that, having made a mistake in the performance, we will ask with a pleading look not to deduct points (shown photo 5)
Our rivals, even if they don’t show it, deep down in their souls really hope that we will lie down, fold our paws, and give up without a fight (shown photo 6)
We plan to fight and win in a fair intellectual (sports) battle and intend to prove it today (shown photo 7)
Well, this is us after the performance)) (shown photo 8)
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What do you think?
In my opinion, it turns out to be a pretty cool business card for the team. At the same time, mind you, it’s witty and almost truthful))
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I have one
Another business card idea
the final one for today:
tell us about yourself in the now popular flash mob format
“10 facts about us, 2 of which are not true”
(Or: ...all of which are true).
But here, develop the idea yourself. Or - through "".
And please write to me in the comments which of my ideas today for representing the team at the business card competition did you like the most.
Will you use anything in your performance?
What other ideas and useful thoughts have I given you?
With the wish to leave a good impression Not only
on the team’s business card, but also under this article,
Your Evelina Shesternenko and the website “Holiday for Encore”.
The success of any party or celebration often depends on the successful choice of games for introduction of guests. It does not matter whether the names of all the guests were named during the game or not; it is much more important to overcome the awkwardness at the beginning of the holiday and establish trusting relationships between the guests, so that everyone feels like “one of their own” among “their own” - comfortable and joyful!
This largely depends on the experience and skill of the host or organizer of the holiday, many of whom begin the holiday with their acquaintance with the hall or a table game between the guests. This could be his welcome song, a chant (or noisemaker), a quick survey of guests and involving them in a common cause (handing over an object, shaking hands, etc.).
Also, various forms of music are becoming increasingly popular at weddings. guest introductions: by name, by city or group . For a musical acquaintance, appropriate cuts from songs are selected, to which different groups of guests are greeted with applause, sometimes accompanied by simple dance movements. Such acquaintances are usually very lively).
4. Introducing guests during the game.
It has long been known that nothing brings people together like a common cause. This technique also works well for uniting a festive company; for this, the organizer can start a table game, for example, with 
elements of competition, dividing the hall into teams: the right and left half of the hall or men's and women's, etc.
These can be very simple tasks: giving the hero of the day a kiss - whoever is faster loves him more, passing a compliment around in a circle, as in the game “Rose-Colored Glasses” (you can look at) or more complex with the use of props, as in the game “Nat acquaintance” or “Bon appetit”.
A game. Nodding acquaintance.
Among the props, the host will need a beautiful hat, which the guest will pass on to his closest neighbor at the feast along with some question addressed to him. (What is your name? What is your favorite pet? Do you like to dance? etc.). The guest, having answered the question, puts on his hat and, in turn, asks his neighbor a question. This is how a casual introduction takes place for all those gathered.
In order not to disrupt the dynamics of the feast, the host can stock up on another hat, which will contain cards with a variety of questions that he prepares in advance. The host will offer the guests who hesitate to use the second hat.
A game. Bon appetit.
It is convenient to play this game at a common table, so that it is convenient to pass props to each other and arrange a competition between the two halves of the hall. From the props, you need to prepare two children's bibs for each team.
The game begins like this: two participants in each team, who sit first on the edge, put on bibs. At the command of the host, the first of them must take off the bib and tie his own over the head of the second guest in the bib to the third, wishing him: “Bon appetit!” Then the second one ties his bib over the head of the third one to the fourth one and wishes him, in turn, “Bon appetit!” Each team does this at speed - the game is funny, it is very lively and sets the guests up for a general fun feast.
A game. You don't know yet what I love.
A soft toy is passed from guest to guest in a circle, and everyone who gets it in their hands says the phrase: “You don’t yet know what I love (option - to do in my free time) ...” and tells something unknown to others about himself " Then he passes the toy to his neighbor, and he also reveals something secret about himself, however, for those who find this difficult, he can laugh it off. This is how the toy brings everyone closer.
