Funny congratulations on the day of men. Funny birthday greetings to a man
Happiness, good luck,
Health, kindness,
good robots,
And a lot of money!
Wife like candy
Children - angels,
And a wheelbarrow, and a yacht,
Both the villa and the garden.
Friends - only true ones,
Success in business.
be number one
Always in life!
Cool birthday wishes for a man
What does a macho want on his birthday?
From lovely women of tenderness
Rolls-Royce and a dacha near Moscow
Go home with beauty
But before that take a walk
Dawn with friends to meet
Go to club and restaurant
And drink there for the lovely ladies
We had to wish you
To make it all come true
"My dreams come true"
I thought on your birthday!
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People say that a man
And the Sultan, and yet the getter.
Well, but good reason
Get yourself a decent harem.
Well, what about the getter - everything is clear here:
So, pump oil in the garden.
Life is not dangerous at all
Let yourself go in the same way.
Let the sock find a mate
Borscht is always hot waiting,
It's good to bear such a punishment,
To call you a man.
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To look sporty
To stir up business
To with loved ones, relatives
Travel all over the countries!
To all body reliefs
Were only in those places
What is needed for the good of the cause
In physical matters!
To in the cranium,
What is created for the brain
There were thoughts of worthy
And fun sometimes!
So that the pulse of pleasure
Happened at the right moment
To remember - everything is imperishable,
That you are young - not an old man!
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I congratulate you and wish you to become
Multimillionaire, as I once dreamed
But when you fly past on a Porsche,
Try to see me at the subway.
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Lots of money and love
We wish you
To have enough for your
Even those on the edge.
You are man! Let everything be a bundle
Rushing and earing.
Warm house, and in that house
You are a king for a queen.
Let the dreams get knocked down
Rushing to come true.
Let your wallet crack
In the seams of banknotes.
Happy birthday! All the best.
pt. Let it be so.
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Such men are now hard to find.
You have everything, you can't take it away.
Beautiful, successful and always loved.
So stay like this always.
Let women immediately thrill from the look,
Enemies, seeing only you weaken.
Let luck show you the way
And will punish you with mad happiness.
We also wish you much, much strength,
May God keep you on your way.
So that you become the eternal darling of fate,
Lived in prosperity and love all the days.
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On my birthday I wish:
May you be lucky everywhere!
To be the first in the rest,
He was not the last to work!
To have a big apartment
The house outside the city is high!
So that salaries and advances
Didn't fit in my wallet!
So that health is strong -
It's impossible without him!
So that you are not forgotten
All old friends!
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IN wonderful holiday birthday
What can a man wish?
Success, joy, luck,
BMW X5 car.
Fun to flow like a river
Friends - the crowd, do not count
And at night to sleep with you
Model with a bust "number 5".
In the morning to leave the bungalow
On the Mediterranean coast
And the sun kindly said:
“Let everything be ok in life!”.
Funny birthday greetings to a young man
I want car keys
So that you never be sad!
And all that a man wants
Beauties with forms always
More cold beer
Salted fish under it
So that everything always lasts longer,
Nothing annoyed!
Happy birthday dear!
May they always live with you
Miss Luck, Mr Laughter
Business Signor Success,
Mrs Bright Love,
What thickens the blood in the veins!
May wealth day by day
Follows you as a shadow!
You came into the world today!
We wish you Fortune, strength and victories,
Let the safes be full of money
And let the queen of dreams meet!
Let there be a suitable size for the Muse
And love bonds will give happiness,
But the main thing is not to lose your head,
Give, but also receive in return!
I congratulate you on your birthday
I wish you wealth and good.
So that you do not hear from women:
- My head hurts today!
I want to achieve all the goals
At the same time, he remained alive and well.
To be the source of events,
All parties and feasts.
I want to wish you
Live well, don't be sad.
Here I sit - I rhyme poems,
It's not like drinking vodka!
You are beautiful, noble,
You are a man, anywhere
You are capable of deeds...
Let's drink standing up, gentlemen!
Congratulations on your birthday from the bottom of our hearts, our macho,
Let there be intensity in love, and good luck in business.
Let the greenery rustle in your pocket, the cottage will be a car,
A beauty shares life with you, let nothing grieve.
May you always have enough for caviar and cognac,
Let the daring zodiac prophesy only ups for you.
To live happily, guy, only as a uniform bourgeois.
May everything always be Feng Shui at home and at work!
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On this day we wish you
Break off a piece of heaven
Hook luck by the tail -
Great to have a birthday!
On the day you were born
Smiles of Fortune and a sea of victories!
Let the wonderful striptease please
And in the personal, everything will always be an encore!
May this birthday be remembered for years
Let's show everyone how the guys have fun.
I wish that health does not fall in the hour of intimacy,
And so that pockets avoid emptiness.
Be happy on your birthday
You always promised me
Well, try, my dear friend,
Once he gave such a word.
On my birthday, I wish, as in a fairy tale, to live:
Only drive foreign cars, relax in resorts.
Let only elite alcohol boil in your glass,
There will be a queen nearby, because you are our king!
Happy birthday greetings to a man funny comic in prose
Man! Remember that a birthday happens one attractive time among three hundred and sixty-four completely unattractive days! And therefore, it is necessary to meet him in such a way that it would be painfully pleasant to get up the next morning and see two pairs of keys on the table: from a newly built good people a huge garage and from a brand new, shiny from a chic polishing class car "Wow!"
You were born to be a man and it gives you great benefits! You can look for your path for a long time, and if you find it, you will hold on to Tyson's "dead grip"! You can stay free for a long time, and then suddenly get married by the age of 70, like Charlie Chaplin! You can eat and drink plenty, and not be afraid to gain weight and get drunk to disgrace! We wish on the Day of your appearance that life be sweet, but not cloying, that there be a lot of success, but it does not blind you, that there is a queen nearby, and only yours!
On your birthday, I would like to wish such a real man like you: long and optimistic days to be surrounded faithful friends and the same faithful young ladies, let wealth not hide from you in other people's pockets, and health does not take it into your head to slip out of one of the doors open in front of you. I wish to meet loving heart, and become happy father large and rich offspring.
And again this day has come when you need to put congratulations on you in verbal form. My feelings go wild again: I can’t imagine that you were suddenly not born! Who would look after me? I thank God that you are near, and everything is in order ... After all, we have a common happiness, and we share it with each other. Wishing you well, after all, I myself receive it a hundredfold - so be it now, and forever, and forever and ever!
On your birthday, I wish you more simple male joys! Let “ours” slaughter more often, beer does not grow a stomach, socks fold into pairs on their own, gasoline does not grow in price, the boss appreciates and financially encourages, and the wife never has a headache. And most importantly - let there always be reliable friends who will share all these joys with you and help you endure their absence!
I quickly went to your holiday,
And on the road the hedgehog ran,
He poured his needles,
And I let the wheels down! Now I'm freezing here alone
And I send by SMS -ke "SOS",
Submit a trailer if possible
Stocked with brand new wheels!
Three apartments and three cottages,
Mercedes in addition to you,
And a wife that does not scold,
Though I do not believe, but I want!
On my birthday
Do not feel sorry for the mood!
And be happy as hell!
Let it be fun
One adventure
Brilliant your life!
What to wish a man on his birthday?
More useful business meetings,
And life is sweeter than the best jam
And not to know sexual diseases ... To have more love in life,
Preferably several times a day!
For all women to love you
And warmed the soul and bed!
To eat and drink
To want and be able
To everywhere and everywhere
It was with whom and it was where.
To in a glass of wine
There was a sip for me too!
We wish you to eat on a golden platter,
Security to stand with an ax,
A fashionable tailcoat and a diamond in the buttonhole,
This is how life should be!
Let's do it with you...
Let's celebrate your birthday!
Let's put the jokes aside
It's time for great things!
Equal per birthday
Spill the bottle!
I walked, smoked, a dog runs,
And he says - did you buy a cake?
Today is my brother's birthday!
How? Did you appreciate the joke right away?
Today is your day and let someone just try to say that you are old! Immediately crack it with a crutch, just put on your glasses so as not to miss! And you still have strength! Happy birthday!
It's your birthday!
Salute in your honor, rejoicing!
You are super man! Hero!
Respect to nature, for the effort!
I wish you
Fulfilled all my dreams
In a five star hotel
All-inclusive for three weeks Beer, vodka and snacks,
But the words on the menu are in Russian!
And all around are goddesses
Very tight bikinis!
On your birthday, forget how harsh and serious you are. As in a bare-bellied childhood, run through the puddles, brandishing a wooden saber. Smiled? So let carelessness and delight from simple joys remain with you. Be happy!
I wish you that
The soul was radiant
And green bills
The Ferrari is silver. And I wish you
In this life, do not be arrogant
And let me once
Ride a Ferrari.
Happy birthday to the perfect man!
And I wish to remain always young:
Have fun without consequences, glow with charm,
Let melodrama, like from a movie, happen to you!
A beautiful watch tells the time beautiful girl makes you forget about time. I wish you such a girl that you don’t remember about the clock at all!
We know that you are waiting for guests in the morning -
Celebrate birthday.
Congratulations, in a taxi
We are already flying like the wind.
Let the work wait
Things are resting
At your birthday
Relatives are walking. I wish you
Don't get too drunk
And tomorrow no problem
Come to the service.
All epithets, for such a hero as you, are too small. I wish that Siberians envy health, KVN players envy mood, and Winnie the Pooh himself envy optimism! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! I wish to be a man
Even better than Arnold or Al Pacino!
Fans of adequate and beautiful,
And real fees, not fake!
So a new birthday arrived for you
And do not try to get off with a jar of jam:
Set the table longer, set it thicker -
Here it is - a holiday for a man, better than the previous ones.
Life full of surprises
Pass without knowing defeat
Attract success and good luck
I wish you a birthday!
Cake, gifts, wishes of the river -
Everything is just for you now!
Be happy from now on forever
So that the ray of love in the heart does not go out!
Sea wish inspiration
In that bright holiday- Birthday!
Happy birthday to you, real man!
I wish you to conquer all the peaks,
Be strong and courageous, and strive for goals,
And enjoy every minute of love!
Always be strong and healthy
Never lose heart
Be kind, sometimes harsh
But fair! And then
Happiness and luck will come
Especially on your birthday!
May the house be filled with goodness, prosperity, understanding,
Let your wife surround you with love and attention,
May you have good luck and luck in your life,
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart on your birthday!
You are a man - just super!
It makes no sense to hide this fact.
Happy birthday, congratulations
I'm going to kiss you soon!
I congratulate you on your holiday.
I wish you strength, Spirit and health.
So that you are always needed and loved
Birthday is a wonderful holiday!
Be always the same charming.
May all your friends respect you
Girls surround with attention
In the prime of life, a stylish man -
This is what you say among us!
I wish you to be happy
May every hour be good!
Such as you are a great guy
Deserves the best always.
Be strong and happy. for free,
What years are added!
Today is the most beautiful day
After all, on this day the world met you,
I wish you joy, happiness, luck
To the best guy - to you on your birthday!
I wish you a birthday - be successful,
Let true friends be around.
I wish your angel to be gentle.
Let the joys of the moment amuse.
Happy Birthday! Good luck.
Days of happy commotion is coming.
You have already become a macho.
The female sex is crazy about you.
You know how to joke appropriately
And you can understand without words.
I'm interested in you endlessly
I feel light and warm with you.
I wish you changes
Only for the better, good news.
I wish you fulfillment
All your dreams and undertakings.
You are our main character today
From the bottom of our hearts we congratulate you!
Know: you are the only one in the world,
We don't know any other
Yes, and it is unlikely that we can find it anywhere ...
Therefore, we appreciate you very much:
Your will, character and become,
You are constantly confident in yourself!
We wish you not to be sad
Forget all worries for a while
Spirit of fun, enthusiasm to find,
Celebrate your birthday with daring!
I am beautiful to you on this holiday,
I wish you decent income
So that once a year is enough for the Maldives,
And all the trips to the shops.
And I also wish you fun
Life is fabulous and colorful,
So that your family is happy
And, preferably, a large family.
Let the people around you laugh
Drive away sadness with that laughter,
May everything work out for you
And all grief is carried away.
Be like a lion in bed, wild
AND obedient husband be,
So that the wife's dashing cries
I could shut up with a kiss!
At work, be like Caesar
And with friends, like Socrates,
Light and fast in the morning
Push up, sit in the twine!
Be a hero man
Not just a man!
Worthy on your birthday
You're a barbecue martini!
Let today, and in the future,
The plan will come true
Let the good be remembered
Bad - will be forgotten.
And let friends multiply
Let the enemies fall
Wealth multiplies
Luck - smiles.
So that a spring beats health.
Children so as not to upset
Not for a drop, not for a moment
The wife and mother-in-law did not grumble.
Dazzling, boy, you glow.
You have a thousand watt light bulb
From which you can no longer turn away -
Light it up! Happy Birthday, brother!
Let the girls throw themselves on the neck,
They won't let you sleep at night!
All desires are instantly fulfilled
From success in the soul - to salute!
But let a piece of childhood remain
And lives permanently inside.
Like a boy, let him dream
Drive from life so as from a game!
Find the treasure quickly
And bring the firebird home!
Having finally defeated the laziness-monster,
Earn the king's daughter as a wife!
So important in any situation
Remain confident in victory
So that it does not happen - be yourself,
And even if it's hard, don't give up!
Let the support of relatives and friends
Support and help in every business,
May wishes come true soon
May all goals become achievable!
I wish you on your birthday
So that life is joyful and unearthly,
I wish, as in a movie, only to become a hero,
Shine like a star every day!
I wish you to get into Forbes, at least once,
From happiness I wish to fall only into ecstasy,
And so that success is supported by love,
I want to walk without harm to health!
Congratulations any
Happy birthday
Let them be from the heart
From the depths of my soul!
Congratulations! Because today
We have a birthday boy!
Let the soul sing with happiness
The mood will be - class!
Well, congratulations
And accept gifts
And also - guests in the evening
Have fun and entertain!
What to wish a man for his birthday?
More useful business meetings,
And life is sweeter than the best jam
And not to know sexual diseases ...
To have more love in life
Preferably several times a day!
For all women to love you
And warmed the soul and bed!
I want car keys
So that you never be sad!
And all that a man wants
Beauties with forms always
More cold beer
Salted fish under it
So that everything always lasts longer,
Nothing annoyed!
The birthday has come
Fenced from all affairs,
Rest heavily today
Fun, glamorous, noisy;
Forgetting about all the bad weather,
In life there will be only happiness
There will be a streak of light
You will believe in miracles.
Money, a villa and a car,
And full of gasoline,
Dacha is possible in the suburbs
And good luck all year round.
Pouring a glass of whiskey
Holding a cigar in hand
Probably in English
You go through the years.
And youth is in full swing
Has matured a bit.
Such a good guy
Girls are valued.
Let there be things in life
Which you can't buy.
Let your heart be
Wish, dream, love.
IN good holiday many wishes:
Joy, good luck, long years!
Travel and new discoveries,
Bright achievements and victories!
Interesting things, reliable friendship,
Cheerfulness, health, strong strength!
So that everything that is needed in this life,
I brought it with me every day!
I want to dig in the garden
And unearth a treasure,
And then drill a well
And find the oil lake.
I want to write a script
And immediately sell Spielberg
Let Angelina and Brad be paired
He will shoot for it.
Always have in your pocket
Keys to the car and apartment
And most importantly, be willing
Improve something in this world.
So that you are always lucky
Cheerful, hardworking, healthy -
Gather more friends
Forget the doctors!
To play tricks
With the male brethren -
Snacks give us a damn
But beer so that - a river!
And let our team
A beautiful goal will score!
And let the team of upskirts
Gives no rest!
I want to congratulate you on your birthday!
Early in the morning I'll whisper in your ear:
I loved you even more
From the fact that you did not invite guests to our house.
That the dishes will be clean, like a crystal,
Because you invited them all to the cafe.
I am now dressed up very nicely
And with you in passionate dance I'll spin.
Happy birthday my dear
And when we return at night we are home,
Only then will I give my gift:
A night without sleep at all and a new dawn.
Not everyone knows about this holiday, although it is already more than 10 years old. In our country, it is customary to congratulate men on February 23, which many do in the old fashioned way. Who brought this holiday into our lives? Mikhail Sergeevich Gorbachev took the initiative to hold such a celebration in 2000, he was supported by the UN.
Since that time, the holiday has become known on an international scale; the celebration falls on the first Saturday of November. Until 2006, on this day, a special "male" award was given to figures various areas art, but this tradition has not survived to this day. On this day, women of all countries take care of their husbands, sons, fathers and employees. Tables are laid, gifts are given, and men can relax a little, because the holiday falls on a day off. We celebrate World Men's Day on the first Saturday in November.
Congratulations on International Men's Day short, funny: congratulations in SMS, poetry 
Strong, strong and healthy
I want to be gray hair.
In difficult times, do not lose heart.
Congratulations on the day of men.
Happy birthday!
Happiness, peace, kindness.
I wish for life
You have always been successful.
Never give up
Don't be sad, don't bend
Be kind and be faithful.
Let the path be easy.
I sincerely wish you happiness
Happy birthday!
Be lucky and strong
Get a stable income.
Chest forward, clench your fist!
Happy birthday! All the best.
International Women's Day
We are all used to it, like a migraine.
And for men put their own
international men's day,
When, forgetting about a hundred worries,
You will receive a charge for the whole year
Love, warmth and affection.
And the day will pass like in a fairy tale!
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Happy men's day
Know that you are the only one
The most courageous and skillful,
Everything in the world you can do
Stay like this,
You will be invincible
And lucky and calm
You are definitely worthy of all!
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Happy International Men's Day
I congratulate you man.
You strength, courage, courage
And I want nobility.
Let the qualities of men be
For you always a guideline:
Integrity, reliability, honor -
And you are already invincible.
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Happy Men's Day, I congratulate you
I praise your strength, power.
I wish you to be healthy
Overcome all obstacles.
Let the peaks submit
Let love keep you warm
All ideas come true
The mood will be - class.
With all my heart on this day
I hasten to congratulate all men.
And wish me they are not too lazy
Good luck, happiness without twists!
Let everything succeed in life -
Work, home, family.
And let them always be near
Only true friends!
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