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One ancient eastern parable says that in a certain city there lived a quiet and reserved young man. He liked the girl, but he could not bring himself to talk to her. He learned that she loved violets, but could not bring himself to send her even a modest bouquet. One day he stood for half an hour near the gate of the house where his beloved lived, but did not dare to knock. But then he saw the door of the house open and a stern middle-aged woman came out to him.
“Who are you waiting for here?” she asked. “You... your daughter,” the timid young man answered fearfully. “I’m afraid that you are not suitable for us at all,” said the woman. “When my girl’s father was courting me, I suddenly didn’t go out on a date one day. Then he climbed over the garden fence, passed the dog, put out the window, got into the house, locked my parents in their room, put a ring on my finger and said that we would get married right away. And for our daughter we would like a more determined groom than you.”
So let's raise a glass to real men!

One ancient Eastern treatise on love says that our soul needs friendship, our mind needs respect, and our body needs passion. Only when united do all three desires give birth to love. I propose to raise a glass to this wonderful child of passions - to eternal and beautiful love!
So let's drink so that these needs will always live in us, and we will love and be loved!

The blossoming of love is our reward.
Once a dog was thrown to the lion. At first he wanted to eat her, but first he decided to play with her. I played and fell in love. And they began to live together. Let's drink to love at first sight, which can work real miracles!

Human happiness is a building in which friendship is the walls and love is the dome.
So let's drink to our friends and loved ones!

There is spiritual love, and there is earthly love - for real. A toast to spiritual love, turning into earthly! And for earthly love that turns into spiritual!

When people meet, they talk about the laws of gravity. When they diverge, they start talking about the laws of counteraction. Let's drink to the laws of love, thanks to which people meet and discover other laws!

“Sabi” is a Japanese concept meaning the discovery of the imperishable in the perishable, the love of the unattainable. Our memory is a repository of memories. But the memory of joy is also joy. Let's drink to those who, at least for a moment, gave us love - to random companions!

Let's raise a toast to the love that poets have written so much about. For a source of joy and light!

In love, one becomes theoreticians when all practice has already ended. Let's drink to ensure that theory and practice never separate from each other!

V. Hugo said: “Love is like a tree; it grows by itself, takes deep roots into our entire being and... continues to bloom even on the ruins of our heart.” For love!

V. Hugo said: “Love always surpasses faith in it. Everyday words “If you knew how much I love you!” contain deep and infinite truth!” A toast to telling your loved ones more often about your love!

Today I want to tell you a wonderful love story: on one bank there is a girl, on the other there is a guy. I raise this toast to the future!

Charles Dickens said: “Love is the most interesting and most forgivable of all human weaknesses.” Let us forgive ourselves and others for this weakness!

In the strategy of love, as in war, two tactics are used. One is blitzkrieg, the other is siege. Let's raise our glasses and wish that military operations using these tactics will always be crowned with success!

The passion of a young girl is akin to young, unfermented wine: it intoxicates, but does not captivate. The passion of an older lady is intoxicating and amazes with the versatility of its shades. However, both of them bring joy to a man. So let's drink to the lovely ladies, so different, but equally beautiful.

Changes in love make a weak and insecure person even weaker, but a confident and healthy person is tempered like a hammer - steel. So let's drink to the fire that melts ore into steel!

My dear! Every day I spend with you only proves that I made the right choice. For you, my soulmate, for you, without whom my life would be half as poor!

The love of our parents gives us life, the love of life makes us regret leaving this wonderful world, without love there is no
death, no birth, without love there would be no people. So let's drink to this all-encompassing feeling!

Once upon a time, a wise Jewish ruler remarked that a woman is stronger than the most aged wine and stronger than the most powerful ruler; she is capable of enveloping the sage and intoxicating the most sober man, she is sweeter than all fruits and more beautiful than all flowers. But even this perfection bows before the highest power - love. So let's drink to the great power of love!

Toasts to Love on Valentine's Day

My toast to love:
She turns poison into honey.
And he creates gold from iron.
It is given to her to heal the sick.
She makes wine from vinegar.

I want people in the world to not know screams
So that the sorrowful groan is not heard,
I want people to forget quickly
Screams born from the horror of wars.
My toast: May they always be distributed
The sonorous cries of newborns.
My toast: so that the world can hear
Only songs of happy people, songs of lovers

You are like spring, bright and good.
Everything is perfect - body and soul.
You gave me the radiance of the day and the light of the night.
Let me give you my love and drink to you.

My toast is to wives - not only at this hour.
For them, lovely, sweet, dear!
So that they appreciate us
And raised us in the eyes of others!

On Valentine's Day, the holiday of all lovers,
I wish you joyful victories,
Be happy, healthy and cheerful,
Forgetting the hardships of all the past years.
Stay kind, affectionate and sweet,
May your dreams come true.
And always be so unique
And in dishes, and in habits, and in love!

“A smart person can be in love like a madman, but not like a fool,” wrote La Rochefoucauld. So let's drink to crazy love!

As Goethe said: A fool in love is full of stupidity: He will give the sun, the moon, and the stars for fireworks, for the beauty's fun! So let's drink to men in love!

The happiness of love is in action, love is tested by the willingness to do something for others. Let's be ready!

The hen runs away from the rooster and thinks: “If I catch up, I won’t give in.” The rooster runs and thinks: “I won’t catch up, but I’ll keep warm.” Let's drink to the fact that among us there are no roosters and hens with such conservative thinking!

Let's drink to a phenomenon that, while shortening the life of each person individually, prolongs it for all of humanity as a whole. Let's drink to love!

The love of a young woman is like new wine - tart, unseasoned, intoxicating. The love of an older woman is like old wine - aged, with a bouquet, intoxicating. All women are beautiful. For your love!

They say that first a person should study the theory, and then gain practice. In love, it’s the other way around: one becomes theoretician when all the practice has already ended. So let's drink to ensure that theory never separates from practice!

They threw the dog into the lion's cage. He wanted to eat it, but decided to play around first. I played and fell in love. And the dog began to live happily with the lion. So let's drink to love at first sight, which can work miracles!

They say that a giant who does not know love will not even reach the waist of an ordinary person in love. Love elevates. Let us raise a glass to the sublime love that lifts us to heaven!

Let's drink, friends, to the women who decorate our lives like flowers. Let's also drink to the men who, like gardeners, take care of these flowers!

A journalist comes to one of the collective farms and sees three old men sitting at the collective farm board in deep thought. -What are you thinking, grandfathers? - asks the journalist. They answer him: - When a baby is born. God descends to earth, and if he kisses a baby on the forehead, then a scientist will come out of him, if on the lips - a singer, if on the hands - an artist, if on the feet - a dancer. And here we sit and keep thinking, well, where did he kiss our collective farm chairman? So let's drink to the men and women whose divine kisses give birth to love!

For those who love once - and for the rest of their lives, so that we learn to love like this, and so that the first - only love does not have the bitterness of late autumn. “We all loved a little: someone and somehow...” There is no greater joy in a successful marriage than remembering the first unsuccessful love. Here's to the first failures that lead to future victories!

Love leads through deserts And through mountain ranges, And it doesn’t get cold in the wind, And it’s not afraid of heights. For the fact that we care about blood, My toast, of course, is for love!

When a man and a woman meet, we talk about the law of universal gravitation. When a man and a woman separate, it comes to the laws of opposition. So let's drink to the laws of love, thanks to which people meet who discover other laws!

Life with love is always welded together with unbreakable threads. Without the other, they cannot bloom for a second, not for a moment. Life is interrupted - And here the end of love comes, This is the eternal law, Intended for all generations. I suggest we raise our glasses and drink to the unity of life and love!

Night, moon... He and She. He said "Yes", She said "No". Years have passed. Night, moon... He and She. She said "Yes", He said "Yes". But the possibilities were no longer the same. So let's drink to timeliness in everything!

A good fellow is driving a Zhiguli. He sees a toad sitting by the road. She raises her paw and says in a human voice: “Have pity on me, good fellow, take me away from here.” The young man had a kind heart; he carried the toad in the car. He stopped at his house: “Get out!” And the toad again asks: “Let me live in your garden!” - “Live!” - the guy waved his hand. He entered the house and made the bed. The toad jumped onto the windowsill and asked again: “Let me into the room!” - “Okay, jump!” - the young man agreed. The toad jumped onto the bed and turned into a beautiful naked girl. Our young man lost his tongue, and at that time his wife entered the room... So let's drink to the fairy tales that we tell our wives with inspiration!!!

Three people argued about what love is. One said: - Love is a flower that grows from a seed accidentally dropped by the wind into fertile soil, blooming beautifully, but fading very quickly and unstable to the vicissitudes of the climate... The second said: - Love is a drink that you pour into your glass yourself and you can drink for a long time in small sips, savoring it, or you can greedily drink in large sips, but still inevitably at some point you will see the bottom... And the third said: - Love is love: it is random and natural, momentary and eternal. .. And everyone was amazed at the beauty and wisdom of his words. Let us also raise our glasses to love!

No pretense and tricks can either hide love where it is, or show it where it is not... So let's drink to true feelings!

Who loves it?
Cook - hot;
fireman - fiery;
photographer - instantly;
pastry chef - sweet;
lawyer - eloquently;
bathhouse attendant - hot;
accountant - prudently;
student - platonically;
sprinter - rapidly;
doctor - fatal;
crazy - crazy
but a fool like me loves truly and firmly.
For stupid love!

*****

Not complicated, even very simple,
Half-forgotten old toast:
Let them be with us again and again
Hope, Faith and Love!

*****

The needs of the soul give rise to friendship,
The needs of the mind are respect,
The body's needs are desire.
All three needs together give birth to true love.
Let us drink so that all these needs will always live within us.

*****

I don't know better rhymes
what's coming to February
just as accurate, just as loud...
Just like "I love you!"

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It is known that when the Lord made women,
put a piece of sugar in each,
and put two pieces in one.
Since then, all men have been looking for that woman,
which contains two pieces of sugar.
Let's drink to those who found it!

*****

Weak women have a passion for strong men.
Strong men have a passion for women's weaknesses.
For the unity of opposites!

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There is student love: when there is someone, there is something, but there is no where.
There is lonely love: when there is where, there is something, but there is no one with.
There is unhappy love: when there is where, there is someone, but there is no what.
There is philosophical love: when there is where, there is something, there is someone with, but why?
So let's drink to the love that each of us deserves!

*****

One person went to the next world. He walked and walked and saw: people were crowding, the stairs to heaven were hanging.
He asks: “What’s the matter, guys, that you’re not going to heaven?”
“Yes,” they answer, “there is a ladder for everyone,
and there are as many steps on it as there are women who loved each of us.
Well, people got stuck - some on the first, some on the second, and some didn’t move."
This toast is for those who love you!

*****

My toast to love:
She turns poison into honey.
And he creates gold from iron.
It is given to her to heal the sick.
She makes wine from vinegar.

*****

My toast is to wives - not only at this hour.
For them, lovely, sweet, dear!
So that they appreciate us
And raised us in the eyes of others!

*****

There are a lot of ringing words about her
Said the wise poets.
For eternally young love -
Source of joy and light!

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For you, beloved!
Oh, how insignificant all comparisons are,
Inspiration that comes to me in moments!
One thing I know: I always need you -
In the sun, in the moon, in the crowd and in silence,
And even in a dark dream, at the very bottom -
I need you!

*****

On Valentine's Day, the holiday of all lovers,
I wish you joyful victories,
Be happy, healthy and cheerful,
Forgetting the hardships of all the past years.

Stay kind, affectionate and sweet,
May your dreams come true.
And always be so unique
And in dishes, and in habits, and in love!

*****

I want people in the world to not know screams
So that the sorrowful groan is not heard,
I want people to forget quickly
Screams born from the horror of wars.
My toast: May they always be distributed
The sonorous cries of newborns.
My toast: so that the world can hear
Only songs of happy people, songs of lovers

*****

When a person is born, the first feeling he experiences is
his mother's love.
When he dies, the last feeling he takes with him is
love for the world being left behind and love for those seeing off on their final journey.
Hence the conclusion: everything gives birth to love, if there were no love, there would be no us.
For love!

Toasts to love on Valentine's Day 2019

M oh, a toast, of course, to love!

Who loves it?
Cook - hot; fireman - fiery; photographer - instantly; pastry chef - sweet; lawyer - eloquently; bathhouse attendant - hot; accountant - prudently; student - platonically; sprinter - rapidly; doctor - fatal; a madman is mad, but a fool like me loves truly and deeply.
For stupid love!