Comic congratulations and gifts for a woman on her anniversary. Humorous birthday greetings to a woman in prose. Happy birthday greetings to your best friend with humor
Happy birthday!
Away with the blues and disorder,
May today and always
You will have joy.
Let the work go uphill
The sea will be knee-deep,
The wallet is not empty.
Squeeze all the juice out of your day!
Without putting it in a drawer, from the very morning
I send wishes of happiness and goodness.
So that there is courage in the soul, passion, and inspiration in the heart,
To combine wisdom and patience in moderation.
Happy birthday, have a great day!
Let him have something to tell his great-grandchildren about him.
Let love bring bliss - sweeter than pie.
And with a career, of course, so that everything is ok!
Happy Birthday! Joy is like fireworks
Let it shine with bright lights,
Let rainbows bloom in your honor,
Waterfalls of happiness are falling!
Let the stars gather in a bouquet,
Only for you, twinkling in the night,
Long, long and wonderful years
And wishing you good luck in everything!
Happy Birthday!
And I wish: quickly
Raise the champagne flute
You are among your friends.
Lots of jokes and smiles
Let it surround you.
Pay attention to your friends
Don't forget about yourself.
May your day shine with sunshine
May there be good health for future use.
And I also wish you -
Happiness, full pot!
Happy birthday
AND Great love Wish,
Happiness, laughter and fun,
Sunny mood.
May good luck be with you
Every day and every hour
There will be money in your wallet
For waste, in reserve.
Good health for years to come,
Let the troubles be forgotten
May you have plenty of presents for future use
And a huge piece of cake!
Immense luck, love and smiles,
We would like to wish you on your birthday.
Let your eyes not cry, make fewer mistakes,
And for friends to visit in droves.
More care from loved ones and important people
There are always people nearby.
Less work, less heavy homework
And so that there is an abundance of good news.
Fair wind in business and decisions
And may evil fate never overtake you.
Dance, have fun, it's your birthday,
Feel the flow of luck and happiness.
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
Health, happiness, kindness,
Prosperity in the house and fun,
Comfort, warmth, luck!
Let the bird of happiness fly
And never forgets
What a wonderful person you are
And not some kind of hake.
Roads in life to you equal,
Love big and unconditional!
And all the ideas come true
I wish you a birthday!
How every day blooms with dawn,
Let life bloom with all joy!
About the best, the brightest
Let the nightingale sing to you.
Success - your second Name
From this minute and forever.
You are the best, the cutest
And the coolest person.
Make your wishes quickly
Fate fold a leaf.
Pluck from the charm flower
Magical, bright petal.
Let the stars shine bright
More beautiful than the color of amber.
A sea of laughter and gifts -
Everything today is for you!
I wish that bad weather
They avoided it.
And, of course, to happiness
Settled into his own home.
And I wish you love
Without deception and hassle.
So that in the hearts of relatives
There was a corner for you.
I wish you happiness - without looking back,
Always deserved victories,
So that everything is always in order
So that you live, always without trouble!
Health was great
The love of friends flowed like a river,
Your image was only aesthetic,
And the rest was like that of the Princes!
I wish you more joy
In the kitchen and in bed
I wish that from sweets
The “beauties” didn’t get fatter.
Today is your birthday
Such wishes:
May your every day be like this,
Like a first date.
Be as beautiful as a flower
Like a butterfly, honey,
Hot as a kettle at night,
Like a child, cheerful.
Like Bill Gates, so rich -
Flaunt your salary.
Don't grow old like the songs of the Circle.
Happy birthday my friend!
Let your eyes shine like diamonds
So that the men all fall at once
To your slender, gorgeous legs,
Without looking around at all!
Let luck jump straight into your hands,
So that all the tasks themselves are solved,
May everyone love your image!
Be happy! Happy birthday!
May it be your birthday
Will disperse all the unrest,
Will put a holiday in the heart,
Add some spice to your everyday life!
So that life seems bright,
It was full of gifts
Intoxicating fun
And mischievous laughter!
So what, plus one
The year will be added to the passport.
The ideal is invincible
Age can't handle it!
Let the fans crowd
Moans in tenderness.
I want to say this:
“Goddess, happy birthday!”
I only want to keep men in suspense,
Let them lose their minds. Baby, happy birthday!
I want to go forward in high heels,
Let the sparkles shine in your fiery eyes.
More joys for women: boutiques, gifts, SPA,
Let life not be stingy with luxurious oligarchs.
Let the hated cellulite leave your life,
Let the wrinkles smooth out, the "crisis of the genre" does not threaten.
Beautiful funny birthday greetings to a woman
Why did you sit down this morning?
With the phone on the bed?
Birthday is the theme
So, congratulations.
Again gifts and confessions
Proposal to pour
At the head of my message:
"Double and extend everything"!
In life, be cunning Chanterelle,
In friendship - dear Titmouse,
At home - a fluffy squirrel,
At work - Lanyu is fast,
For enemies - a dangerous snake,
And in love - a passionate tigress,
A cat - depending on your mood!
Be happy! Happy Birthday!
On your birthday I want to say so much!
And only the main words from the heart!
May your road always be smooth,
And love makes you dizzy!
Let happiness become a reliable companion,
And the aroma of flowers will soar at home.
For someone like you who is 100 years old, of course it’s possible
Decorate our world with your beauty!
I congratulate you on your birthday
And I don’t want to hide it now,
What better than women Don't know,
And I won’t know for sure!
May life always caress you
And protects from all adversity,
It covers you with warmth, like a blanket,
And every day brings happiness!
You are charm itself, there is no doubt about it.
Accept compliments on your glorious birthday.
You are smart and creative, charming, sweet,
You know how to let out your claws, but otherwise you’re good.
On this holiday I wish you always good luck,
Do not worry about wrinkles - age does not take you.
Fuck men further, let them burn with love,
They give fur coats and diamonds, let passion boil in the blood.
SMS congratulations happy birthday to a woman cool
SMS from me is knocking on the phone
On my birthday there will be my little advice
Be a goddess for yourself, for others - a queen.
After all, there is no other like you in this world.
I want happiness to suddenly fall on you!
Giant, huge, so that you do not fight back!
May it take health and luck with it,
A car, a fur coat, a dacha! Well, anyway, happy birthday!
Live, fluttering on wings,
Receiving love and happiness
And with them - pleasure,
Success and joy! Happy Birthday!
Let the fun on your birthday
It will be just over the edge!
Dispel worries like flies!
Open your soul to happiness!
You are not a woman - a goddess, a wonderful creation,
Remember - you are unique. Sunshine, happy birthday!
Let the man next to you understand this,
During quarrels, the moment only throws a fur coat at you with tenderness.
Funny funny birthday greetings to a woman in prose
It's great that it's your birthday today. You can wish for all sorts of things. I've got three juicy X's for you. Not what you thought, just good wishes to everyone's favorite letter:
1. I wish you to become more beautiful and become more and more beautiful every day. Is this possible? Of course, if everything is good.
2. I want to lose weight. Easily. Yes, even with buns. And with cookies.
3. Last wish- Enough. Stop worrying, stop thinking about everyone. Be the most loved for yourself, the most beautiful and the most valuable. Praise yourself.
Let every new morning be cheerful, the day happy, the evening languid, and the night hot! Let as many cockroaches live in your head as long as butterflies live in your stomach! I wish you a constant chocolate-marmalade mood, because only to such sweetness can endless happiness, boundless health and endless love stick! Happy birthday!
I wish you friends - open and faithful, enemies - unhappy and defeated, mood - lifting to the skies, happiness - always present nearby! Happy birthday!
May there always be many appropriate contradictions in your life!
The heart will be hot, but the mind will be cold; fun is unbridled, but work is calm; the wallet is thick, but the waist is thin, the car is powerful, but the dress is graceful; the sea on vacation is warm, but champagne is icy; happiness is endless, and problems are fleeting! The main thing is not to confuse anything! Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday Beauty! I wish you to move to permanent residence in magical land. To a place where tights don’t tear and nails don’t break, where you can eat whatever you want and not gain weight. Where the date in the passport does not affect the age of the soul. Where your loved one brings coffee to bed in the morning and wakes you up with a sweet kiss. To a place where you will always feel like just a happy woman.
You are a woman, and this makes you strong!
Faithful friend, beautiful wife,
An acquaintance or just a person,
You will never find a smarter, kinder person!
I congratulate you on your holiday,
I want you to live loving the whole world!
On your birthday, you, woman, believe me,
That you will be very happy now!
What does a woman need?
Yes, in general a little.
With children, to be friendly,
No traffic jams.
Husbands, get out of work
greeted with flowers.
Gone so that worries
Dental problems.
So that your nails grow
And my hair got thicker.
Everything could be bought
And the clothes were worn.
For more money
Little work
So that the sex lasts longer
Lover - from God.
So that the shoes are comfortable,
Tights without arrows,
So that the breasts are incomparable
And clean plates.
Let everything come true
On your birthday
And may you be lucky
This time for you!
Humorous birthday greetings to a woman in verse
Happy birthday:
Beloved and valuable,
Beautiful and tender
Magical, wonderful,
Heavenly woman.
Be loved by your friends
Always smart when dealing with enemies.
I wish you well
So that your eyes are filled with fire,
So that you are filled with passion,
I experienced maternal happiness.
Happy birthday to a beautiful woman,
Like an angel descended from heaven.
Happy birthday pretty,
You got a valuable prize -
Instead of giving six acres,
You're going on a cruise.
Nothing like rain and snow
It's drizzling outside the window...
You with your beauty and bliss -
Aphrodite stole the show.
I always want to act honorably,
Captivate people in an instant
More bacchanalia. Enough
Already these idle gray weekdays.
Let Troy perish because of you,
A duel to the death will take place.
Let there be a minimum of suitors - “only” three,
And besides them, sincere friends.
Let your dreams come true not only on this
Have a wonderful birthday.
Let all the poets write about you
And you will meet exactly that person in life.
Happy birthday to the goddess!
I wish you to shine continuously forever,
With your bright, golden-headed soul,
Cover your family and friends more often.
You will not know bitterness and insidious old age,
To be healthy, tender and loved,
But most importantly, have a nice birthday,
Spend year after year with your loved ones.
SMS happy birthday greetings to a woman with humor
Some women look alike
For slightly withered flowers,
Even dearer to me, dearer,
You have become even more desirable!
Let the years fly by
Let time run and run,
And you always stay young
For the rest of your long, long life!
Beautiful flowers grow
From your hands touch.
You too bloom for our joy,
We wish you a happy birthday!
Happy Birthday
They flew in like a thousand birds,
And filled everything with inspiration,
And from the flutter of the lightest eyelashes
Humorous birthday greetings to a woman in prose
Dear birthday girl, you are always kind and friendly, neat and attentive, serious and reasonable, you know how to say and the right word, and make any work a feast for everyone! We congratulate you on have a wonderful holiday and wish you many years of joyful, cheerful and happy life ahead!
Happy Birthday! I wish you to live like in a fairy tale: to have rejuvenating apples for breakfast, to go shopping on Zmeya Gorynych, to have the Firebird illuminate your life, and to have a self-assembled tablecloth laid out on the table. And so that any Ivan the Fool turns into Ivan the Tsarevich at your request!
May everything you dream come true! Let your every day begin with a smile, and remember that you are the best and most loved by your family, which means that everything will always be fine with you!
Happy Birthday, wonderful woman. I wish you to remove any stain of failure from life easily, like “Whiteness” from underwear; I wish you, instead of makeup and all sorts of trinkets, to always wear a happy smile and a sparkle of joy in your eyes. Be a goddess for your loved one and cherished dream for other men.
You are our beautiful maiden,
Do you have to be born this way? !
You are a master at singing and dancing,
How can I not have fun with you?
Stay like this
Business and mischievous.
Never be discouraged
Just know the limits of everything.
Happy Birthday to You,
Know, dear, you are a star.
Happy Birthday!
May good luck come
He will bring you on bright wings
Appetite for a vibrant life.
I'm thirsty for new experiences
And the desire to dream
And also a little laziness,
To rest more often!
Happy birthday! I wish you: - not to get enough sleep from the caresses of your beloved man; - stand in traffic jams in a new Mercedes; - be late for work - the bosses can do it; - spend the whole summer at the dacha in France; - get sunburned in Cyprus in January!
To be a princess or a witch -
You choose one...
Happy Birthday
And on your holiday I wish:
Fantastic luck
Crazy luck
So that all problems are solved
Without much difficulty.
Happiness will be the most lasting,
After all, there is no life without happiness:
Choose only what you want -
At least a broom, or at least a carriage!
To be always happy,
You need to look beautiful:
Draw on your lips with lipstick,
Proudly get off the minibus,
Jump over a puddle in the park
Throw away the trash, what is it for?
Can you smell the smell of heaven?
Happy birthday, dear!
I want to congratulate you on your birthday,
Leave a bouquet of wishes as a keepsake:
Be the happiest, open and kind.
Let there be no cobras among your friends,
And women's joys - baths, massages -
Let them make your skin younger and smoother.
Let your loved one give flowers every day,
Let your working day pass peacefully.
Let all problems dissolve in the fog,
And you swim like a fish in the ocean of love.
Happy Birthday to You!
Be as beautiful as a star
Positive and funny,
Daring, glorious, groovy.
You relax and enjoy yourself,
Move boldly, dance.
Forget about age
And be a little girl.
Be a little capricious
Let the alarm burn
After all, today you can
Do everything that is impossible.
What about such a beautiful lady
Wish you on your birthday?
Just get younger with age
Shine brighter every day!
Wear heels higher
Change dresses every day,
Hear compliments more often
Buy diamonds!
I will not wish for a prince,
I wish for a king!
Pearls, emerald
Let him shower you!
Happy Birthday
And I wish from the bottom of my heart:
Happiness - to the point of exhaustion,
And good luck - no reason.
So that tears are only from laughter,
If laughter is from the heart,
If you rush, then to success,
And destroy obstacles.
And so many smiles, without counting,
And love - to sparkles in the eyes,
Until victory - at work,
Personal front and dreams!
If there is any desire
Suddenly coincide with your dream
Give out applause in response,
Exclaiming joyfully: "Oh!"
What if something is secret?
It will be heard in my words.
I want to hear the incomparable
A heartfelt, languid exclamation: “Ah.”
I wish you health
The course of life is not easy.
So that all illnesses and slander
They passed you by.
Oh.
And so that there is no reason
A tear will freeze in your eyes.
So that you are a dear man
He carried it in his arms out of happiness.
Oh.
So that life is incredible
And in a whirlwind she called for her.
So that friends and only the faithful
They followed you in a crowd.
Oh.
I wish you joy and happiness
Take off with luck on the waves.
And so that those dreams come true,
What can only come true in dreams.
Oh.
The most amazing
Beautiful, wonderful!
Congratulations today
And we wish from the bottom of our hearts,
You need to think positively
And relax actively.
For men to love
And they carried it in their arms.
Do not grow old with your soul,
Get younger with age.
And be just as sweet
Desired and beloved!
Texts of congratulations to the head of the department
to the company from an employee
All the first faces came forward,
The time has come for me to turn to you,
After all, the stage has its own eternal principle:
Whoever performs later is the most important!
We have something to raise our glasses to,
And why then start dancing!
To be honest, everything is not enough for us,
And if in a big way, just right!
Our business grew and became stronger,
After all, our company has the best minds!
Another would say: “I achieved!”, “I did!”,
But it is not I who should speak, but we!
We deserve the words “Hurray!” and “Bravo!”,
We have made a breakthrough in development!
We last year did a great job!
To be honest, you are nothing either!..
For us! For you! Here's to new successes!
So that the sandwich falls butter side up!
To earn money not only for nuts!
Here's to a branded and new year!
"For the manager..."
Inspirational for the manager,
We will congratulate you with feeling,
We believe - this is unchanged,
You were born to rule!
We wish you good health,
To strengthen your sophisticated mind,
So that you don't lose the basics,
Today we were forgiven for the noise!
Congratulations to your boss, colleague, co-worker
Humorous congratulations to a colleague
"To a colleague in prose"
Colleague, I admit that you are my type, so from the first meeting we found mutual language! We do one thing and get joy and great pleasure from communication! I wish you excellent results and decent remuneration for your work! I wish you to always look dazzling, stunning and stunning!
Humorous congratulations to a colleague
Funny congratulations to a colleague
“Let what you love bring pleasure...”
Let what you love bring you pleasure and joy! Inspires new successes and gives respect to those around you! Happy birthday!
Be healthy, happy and loved!
Cool congratulations to the director
“Congratulations to the consummate accountant!”
Congratulations to the consummate accountant! Let the full-flowing financial flows Our company's profits always flow into the ocean! The well-being of employees increases, and future incomes go uphill!
Humorous congratulations to a colleague
"IN new office you moved in"
Let it sparkle and swirl
festive tinsel,
You moved into the new office,
Happiness in it to you and good!
Along with a pile of documents
He will also move his own,
Your guardian is kind, faithful,
Bearded Office Man!
Funny congratulations to the director
It’s a glorious holiday in the team -
Our most important person
Celebrates anniversary!
Sixty springs have flown by,
Autumn has come in life
With your grace.
Experienced experience in life
And set up on Saturdays
Entertaining leisure.
There is still joy in life:
A mother's heart is a delight,
When the children come to the house,
They will bring their grandchildren with them, -
The house comes alive from the sounds of laughter and the noise of players.
And such is happiness -
Take part in the game
Having lost twenty-five years!
May you live a happy life,
Happiness is forged in joy,
Autumn will be golden!
We wish you on your birthday
And health and luck -
Everything you want!
Humorous congratulations to a colleague
"To the Leader in Prose"
It's nice to know that there is a competent coordinator nearby, a specialist in his field and a sensitive person - our leader! You are greatly respected by our entire team for putting your heart and soul into the business! May your favorite profession always occupy a special place in your life!
Congratulations to the workshop manager
“Congratulations, Generator...”
Let the keyboard rest
We will lock the mailbox
The reports will wait, in kind,
We'll pour you a glass!
Congratulations, Generator
Useful thoughts and ideas,
We wish you happiness - Fan!
How many revolutions of the blades!
Humorous congratulations to a colleague
"To a good employee"
To a good employee
Everyone in the team is reaching out,
And the cream comes in the form of a bonus
He will always get it!
Let them give respect
And they are happy to communicate!
For help, advice
They contact me all the time!
Lyrics funny congratulations to the boss
At work, at work
The years have flown by...
There were joys, worries,
There were also adversities.
But today we wish
We forget about them
Kind, joyful, cheerful,
Live to be a hundred years old!
Congratulations to the head of the department
Boss with promotion
How, Andrey Viktorovich, we are sorry!
You are flying far away from us.
But let this distance, of course, be for you
Everything will be clean, bright and high!
In your work you always determined
Our only and true fairway.
Whatever the working suffering,
She will not break your calm character.
You did not spare your words of participation for us.
We are envious of your colleagues.
Thank you for your work, for your respect,
Always back yet waiting for you.
Let the new work be interesting,
It will be worthy of your mind!
After all, life then is beautiful and wonderful,
When you do good things!
