Naturally, my girlfriend and I have a status. The best statuses about best friends
I came to my friend to cry for my life... They laughed until the morning...
When guys appear, girlfriends disappear...even the best ones...
A friend is the person with whom you are in sickness and in health, in poverty and wealth, in joy and sorrow, today and forever.
Female friendship exists as long as the interests of women do not intersect.
The saddest thing is to see how sad your friend is and understand that you can’t help her.
No matter what you tell, there will always be a friend who had more, longer, longer, higher, better, stronger, tastier, richer...
The best friend is the one who stands up for you! Then he will take you aside and say that you were wrong!
The best friend is the one you can come to without calling, forgetting your house keys, and know for sure that she is at home.
You are my friend, we are friends, you are just as stupid as I am.
I will give my friend only to those hands that will love her more than I do.
Women's friendship is a 24/7 job!
It's always scary to meet a friend's new boyfriend. Especially if you slept with him...
Your friend forgot about you and she has a boyfriend? Set the status to “Damn! I think I fell in love with my best friend's boyfriend..."
It’s better to be with a friend than with a guy, you can tell her everything and act like a complete fool, but she will always understand and won’t tell anyone.
A friend is a news service, a liquor store and a psychological support center.
Best friends are like the wind: noisy, violent, impetuous and unpredictable!
A true friend won't let you do anything stupid alone!
Only a true friend can be told to her face: “You’re pissing me off.” And at the same time, do not be afraid that she will be offended.
It doesn’t matter what they say about your friends: if you like them and you feel good with them, then they are exactly the people who should be around - regardless of age and social status.
A true friend is not a chick who wipes your snot when your boy dumps you. A true friend is one who is sincerely happy to see you beautiful!
The best friend is the one who says several times a day: “You’re a fool...” and then adds: “I’m all about me!”
It's just terrible when you start to see your best friend as a potential rival...
I was not surprised when one of my friends asked another for a screwdriver, but when the second one took it out of her purse...
Best friends are when even strangers they call you sisters!
The best friend is the one with whom you constantly have to delete your message history after corresponding with her.
It's happiness when you have a friend who you can open your heart. Appreciate friendship...
Your friend gave you a hickey and now you can’t prove to the guy that this is REALLY your friend!
A true friend will always scratch her nose or head when your nails are painted!
It’s so nice to hear from a friend: “Did you see how he looked at you?”
I went to pick up a drunk friend from the guests... Now we are sitting, waiting for them to pick us up.
The best friend is the one who forgets about her problems because she understands that yours are much more serious...
I love my girl friend! Only she can endure ten hours of stories about how bad he is and how much I love him!
Yesterday I had a blast with a friend, today I can’t remember where...
I have a friend who is a true genie. As soon as you open the bottle, it’s right there.
Female friendship exists right up to the moment when one has something that the other doesn’t have.
True friends do not compete with each other and do not envy, but help and are sincerely happy for each other...
Only a woman, having discussed a topic on the phone for twenty minutes, can say to her friend: “Okay, we’ll talk when we meet. This is not a telephone conversation.”
Only a true friend can understand that something is wrong with you, even when you smile.
There is nothing better in the world than eating candy with your best friend!
I always get very worried when my friend doesn’t answer the phone. Suddenly she was kidnapped and raped. But I don’t.
Not in the world better friend than a best friend!
Girlfriend. Only she will dissuade you from writing SMS ex-boyfriend when you're drunk!
Girlfriends are those people who know what a bastard you really are, but are still friends with you.
By your actions, you can see how much you are valued... By your calls - how much they need you... And only over time - who cares about you.
A best friend is a person who will tell you to your face everything that pisses her off about you, and will tell everyone that you are the most wonderful person on Earth!
The best friend is when you have such words, hearing which the two of you start laughing hysterically, and everyone else looks at you like you are idiots...
I love my best friend - she is the only person in whom I am 100% confident, who will not betray me or abandon me. I love her very much.
A friend is like a perfume - to choose one you have to try a hundred.
That's what they are - friends. You fight, make up, and then, as usual, together forever.
My friend knows so much about me that I will either have to kill her or be friends with her until death.
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Since childhood we have been accompanied different people- parents, relatives and of course friends. Also in kindergarten we find ourselves in a small society, where, of course, the first friends appear who shared candy with you, helped you put together a puzzle, or simply came up and said: “Let's be friends!” In a carefree at a young age Friendship develops the first human qualities in a girl. We grow, we change, and our friends do with us. With the emergence of the concept of “best” between friends, a lot changes, they begin to treat friendship as a kind of relationship. A best friend is both a friend and an enemy, an adviser, an accomplice, the strictest critic and a master of compliments. Time spent with this person is priceless. Best friends harbor your deepest secrets and secrets, all your hopes, dreams and desires. It is a pity that not every friendship is eternal and not every friendship can withstand all disagreements and misunderstandings. The reasons for disagreements are very different, but at the same time as old as the world: I liked one guy, someone spilled a secret, I went for a walk with another friend, I said something behind my back. As it were, female friendship- one of the strongest forces on the planet. A friend will always understand and support, always protect and cheer. Whichever life situation It didn’t overtake you, you can always find statuses about your best friend here and express your thoughts with a status.
Statuses about your best friend. Will you trust her with your life?
We are like dark and white chocolate - we are sweet, but with a hint of bitterness. Like missing pieces of one whole. We're just best friends!
My friend knows so much about me that I'll either have to kill her or be friends with her to death
A best friend is like a husband, your only and beloved. This is the one with whom conversations do not get boring. This is the one whose pain is like your own. She's the one who can lift your spirits when you want to cry...
The best friend will never ask - why? She just goes to the store, buys it, brings it, opens it and pours it.
A true friend won't let you do stupid things alone!
Correspondence with my best friend - compromising evidence about my whole life
Your best and only friend is your own reflection in the mirror...
Losing a girlfriend is worse than losing a boyfriend. Because there can be a lot of guys, but the best friend is the one you’ve been with all your life.
A best friend is a person who will tell you to your face everything that pisses her off about you, and will tell everyone that you are the most wonderful person on Earth!
I’m not looking for another friend, You’re the best on the whole planet, You’re a ray of sunshine when I’m sad. How subtly we feel each other, One soul.
It is very difficult to find a best friend - after all, the best one is already mine.
Statuses about a friend - The best friend is a person to whom you don’t even need to tell anything, she can see in your eyes what an idiot you’ve done...
Jealousy of a best friend towards our mutual friend is the most terrible jealousy.
If your husband ran off with your best friend, you will miss her very much.
It's great to have a real friend. When you are tired of betrayal, of another pain, of the whole world, you can simply come to her without words, fall on the bed and silently close your eyes.
A best friend only comes once in a lifetime. At least sometimes she pisses you off and you want to kill her. But you understand that besides her, you won’t love anyone like that.
I will give my friend only to those hands that will love her more than I do.
A normal girl has one best friend, not a million
The best friend is the one who will understand in any situation, even if you are talking nonsense.
With your best friend there is something to keep quiet about!
Your best friend is the one you call and she's busy. And you freak out terribly, but it turns out that she called you
A best friend only comes once in a lifetime. Even though she pisses you off and you want to kill her. But you understand that besides her, you won’t love anyone like that.
Best friends will never quarrel for the rest of their lives, and even if this happens, after a while they will make up again.
Darling, are you staying with your friends for a long time? No. I'll quickly get drunk and go back.
The girl dived into the water of the pool, and suddenly a shark swims out of the depths. The girl froze in fear. It was a friend who washed off her makeup.
I was not surprised when one of my friends asked another for a screwdriver, but when the second one took it out of her purse...
Eat normal people, and there is Me... and my friends...
Every girl's dream is to have bald friends.
You are my friend... we are friends... you are such a fool, straight, just like me.
I put my friend on a minibus. Well, I wave to her, send her kisses, smile. I see a guy from a minibus waving at me. I almost fell.
Lord, if you can’t make me lose weight, make all my friends get fat!
My friend and I stood at the bus stop for a long time, frozen to the point of snow maidens. Finally, our trolleybus arrives, all painted. And then my friend says a phrase that I could kill for: “He’s kind of ugly, let’s wait for another one!”
Laughing statuses about girlfriends - The friend alienated me. I came to my ex-boyfriend on February 23 and in front of his parents, gave him a mop and a bag of potatoes.
I need my best friend to at least remind me of my phone number.
A true friend will always scratch her nose or head when your nails are painted!
I introduced my friend to my parents... she said: “You look like your dad, but your mom is beautiful!”
Correspondence between girlfriends in ICQ. Katya: "Hmm, what happened?" Victoria: "That's it! Nothing! Nothing happens!" Katya: “Forest fires, inflation, mortgages, the apocalypse in 2012... Listen, you’re hard to please!”
Are your friends too busy or have they forgotten about you? Set the status to "I think I've fallen in love with my friend's boyfriend"!
My friend and I are so similar, one is sick, the other is shell-shocked.
I love my girlfriend, if I hit her, it’s only with a pillow.
Girlfriend, I'm not talking to you! I just wrote to boast.
With the right friends, going for milk is a blockbuster!
Conversation between two girlfriends: - And I also feel that wings are growing on me... - It’s good that there are no horns!
Honey, I'm a woman. I don't have to be strong and decide everything for two. If you are not capable of this, then let’s remain friends and find ourselves some men.
"Be aware of dogs!" - everyone has come across this name. I went to my friend’s house, when it got dark, she invited me to visit. I saw a sign that said something like an angry dog, I grinned, I knew it was attached. Climbed over the fence... Damn! Well, why wasn’t there a sign: “Beware of dad with a shovel”?
I'm waiting for my friends for tea... I'm wiping my glasses.
Two friends are standing chatting: “Is your perfume new?” What makes you smell so good? - Chicken...
A friend broke her husband's laptop about a week ago. I was afraid to speak, so I decided to prepare him! Every breakfast, lunch and dinner she mixed a sedative into his food. Just now she said... He didn’t even yell, he’s sitting there smiling! He promised to buy a new one!
There are normal, adequate people, and then there is me and my friend.
I have a friend who is a true genie. Once you open the bottle, it’s right there.
From best friend to sworn enemy there is only one handsome guy...
My friend and I are walking down the street. There's a guy coming towards us. Me: “What a handsome young man. And he probably meets with some kind of mop, it’s always like that.” She: “Actually, this is my boyfriend.” I bit my tongue.
A friend is not the one who picks you up from the tavern, but the one who crawls next to you...
Personally, I'm alarmed when my friend puts her status, I think... she's blonde...
Your friend gave you a hickey and now you can’t prove to the guy that this is REALLY your friend!
True friendship is when the message “I’m sick” is answered with “Are you AWFUL??”!
You're crazy! - Oh, you haven’t seen my friends yet.
Girls, if you don't have a scary friend, think about it...
A friend gave a book for her birthday with sentences, conspiracies (such as black and white magic). And there's a conspiracy there good grades. "Conspiracy: LEARN! TEACH AND ANSWER!!!" ABOUT…
You are my best friend forever - you know too much.
My friend likes orange juice and I like pineapple juice, but when we get together we drink vodka.
They say best friend This is Mom... yeah right now, tell her. Everything, in the morning the second girlfriend will already know - Dad.
I came to my friend to cry for my life... They laughed until the morning...
If my friend was a boy, I would marry her.
My best friend is the person who makes me laugh when I don't even want to smile.
My friend knows so much about me that I will either have to kill her or be friends with her until death.
The best friend is the one with whom you constantly have to delete your message history after corresponding with her.
Everyone has it... a friend who eats for days like a hippopotamus, and never gets fat.
I went to pick up a drunk friend from the guests... Now we are sitting, waiting for them to pick us up.
No matter what you tell, there will always be a friend who had more, longer, longer, higher, better, stronger, tastier, richer...
Yesterday I had a blast with a friend, today I can’t remember where...
I was normal, really. Until I met them, whom I call my friends.
If you sleep alone, it’s scary that a monster will come and eat you. you sleep with a friend, it’s not scary until the monster eats her, you’ll have time to run away.
I was not surprised when one of my friends asked another for a screwdriver. But when the second one took it out of her purse...
I'll give my friend in marriage! I don’t have enough health to walk with her so much!
The best friend is not the one who carries you from the restaurant, but the one who crawls next to you.
A friend came to visit and said: “Don’t be sad, I’ll sing now!” And after all, the infection HAS HAPPENED!
How sometimes you want to drink and cry. But with my friends I can get drunk and laugh.
Girlfriends are people who don't like people you don't like, even if they've never even met them.
I have beautiful girlfriends. To save this world, we just need to come together.
I will give my friend only to those hands that will love her more than I do.
God!!! If you can't make me lose weight, make my friends gain weight.
Only a true friend can be told to her face: “You’re pissing me off.” And at the same time, do not be afraid that she will be offended.
A friend always finds time off from work to meet with you, and a best friend will forget that she even has a job.
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A friend is a person who is reliable and necessary for everyone normal girl. Since childhood, the girls have been friends with each other, and from year to year their friendship grows stronger and acquires moments, the memories of which delight both of them throughout their lives. Finding someone with whom you can go from beginning to end is certainly a great gift. After all, you can trust your friend with all your secrets, tell stories of your adventures and have fun together. It so happens that sometimes girlfriends can be very cool and funny, and this is actually true. Have you ever met a friend with her head slightly turned on her head? Yes, yes, exactly like that. In general, as a person, she is cool, kind, and sympathetic. But when it comes to fun, then “Mom don’t cry!” Funny statuses about a friend will reveal the topic of what girlfriends can be like and what to expect from them. We wish you pleasant reading.
- Everyone has a friend who eats like a hippopotamus for days and never gets fat!
- My friend knows so much about me that I will either have to kill her or be friends with her to death.
- I have beautiful friends... To save this world, we just need to come together.
- A best friend is not the one who drags you out of the bar, but the one who crawls next to you.
- A friend came to visit and said: “Don’t be sad, I’ll sing now”... And she SINGED! ... Infection!
- Funny Quotes and statuses about girlfriends - Best friend is when you have such words, upon hearing which the two of you start laughing hysterically, and everyone else looks at you like idiots.
- The best friend will never ask - why? She just goes to the store, buys it, brings it, opens it and pours it.
- Only the best friend, in response to “Give me some gum,” gives the whole bag.
- A true friend is not the one who will give you a hand if you fall. And the one who will fall next to you and laugh like crazy!
- How sometimes I want to drink and cry, but with my friends I manage to get drunk and laugh.
- Yesterday I had a blast with a friend, today I can’t remember where...
- I was not surprised when one of my friends asked another for a screwdriver, but when the second one took it out of her purse...
- A best friend is like a bra... Close to the heart and always supportive.
- The best friend is the one who says several times a day: “You’re a fool...”, and then adds: “I’m all about me!”:)
- It's always like this. You call your friend and ask: “Are you ready?”, she says: “Yes, yes, I’m ready.” And then you come to her, and she’s still running around the house in her shorts, drying her hair.
- Friendship is not 538 friends on the site, but one friend in life, whom you won’t tell anyone, because you’ll have to go there with her, so as not to worry about how she’ll get there!
- Drinking alone is alcoholism, but with friends it’s already PSYCHOTHERAPY!
- A true friend won't let you do stupid things alone!
- ex girlfriend spreads obscene gossip about me, and some of them are not even true.
- Your friends got boyfriends and they forgot about you? Set the status to "Damn! I think I fell in love with my best friend's boyfriend..."
- A friend is a friend. You will call her at night and tell her that you have fallen in love. And she will simply say in a hoarse voice, “Sleep!” and hangs up. Then he will call back and say: “Open the door for me. Just be quiet, I’m with a bottle.”
- A friend is not the one who will jump out of the window after you, but the one who will say that the exit from the apartment is in the other direction.
- I went to pick up a drunk friend from the guests... Now we are sitting, waiting for them to pick us up.
- She’s such a friend... You look at her, and she responds: “Yeah, I thought so too.”
- My business? For all the “norms”, for him it is “the best of all”. And only for best friends: “Girl... this is fucked up...”
- Only my friend can climb into my refrigerator, take a bite of a chocolate bar and ask: “Will you?”
- I'll give my friend in marriage! I'm not healthy enough to walk with her so much!
- I wanted to cry to my friend about how poor I am... In the end it turned out that I was too greedy.
- If you fall, your best friend will definitely pick you up... As soon as she stops laughing.
- I always get very worried when my friend doesn’t answer the phone. Suddenly she was kidnapped and raped... But I was not.
