Your status at 40. Funny statuses and aphorisms about female age
Our inner person does not depend on the number of years.
Look at your current years with gratitude. After all, you are younger now than you will be in ten years.
A woman would stop decreasing her age if she realized that wisdom, elegance, and grooming are much more attractive than inexperienced youth.
There comes an age when all young people seem beautiful.
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There is no age in love, there is only taste, smell, sensation. All this is recorded in memory, just like on a hard drive.
A wise, sophisticated woman with taste, by definition, cannot be old. Against such a background, youth is a loser.
There are words that you can understand only at an advanced age. These are the parting words your parents gave you in childhood and adolescence.
Both women and men tend to hide their age. The first subtract years to prolong the charm of youth. The latter add years to themselves in order to bring the influence of maturity closer.
With age, everything that happened in childhood acquires special value in your eyes.
A woman is obliged to do charming stupid things at any age.
Learn to think positively. Your years are not lost youth, not acquired diseases, and not misfires in sex. Your years mean loving life even more, it’s enjoying your loved ones, it’s an opportunity to share experiences, it’s your contribution to the life of all humanity.
Every age has its own nasty things.
Nothing ages a woman more than her age.
Everyone feels like they've reached their forties too early.
We sit at the table and have dinner. Suddenly dad starts a conversation: - Tanya, you’re starting to... adolescence. You get offended by all sorts of little things... - You know, dad, I’m tempted to say that you’re starting to get senile grumpiness, but I won’t say anything, although I’ve already said it anyway. “One-one,” mom summed up the count.
Unfortunately, you can be a woman of indeterminate age until a certain age.
A man is only as young as a woman feels.
It’s not my age that horrifies me, but the age of my peers.
Middle age is when you still believe that tomorrow you will feel better.
The woman never stops talking about her age and never mentions it.
The only thing a woman remembers firmly is the age of other women.
It would be very easy to get used to your age if it didn’t change so often.
Male age: 1. He grabbed his chest and... ate 2. He grabbed his chest and... came 3. He grabbed his chest and... got excited 4. He grabbed his chest and... fell asleep.
Over thirty is a cool age. Still young and beautiful, but no longer a fool!
Men do not hide their age, so there are many long-livers among them.
adolescence is when you stand at a kiosk and don’t know whether to buy you beer or ice cream
I like my age, when everything is still possible...
This is nonsense, as if a woman is as old as she looks. The woman is as old as she says.
Thirty - best age for a forty year old woman.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were?
minute weaknesses are reduced to seconds with age.
Adolescence is when in the heat you don’t understand what you want: ice cream or beer..
Seeing miracles is an ability that dies with age...
say you can’t find virgins)) I’m 17, I’m a virgin.. now let’s find a virgin at this age!!!
Love has no age, no nation, no religion...! It's a pity that some people don't understand this...
Mom says that love at 14 is too early... But what's the difference? Love at every age love. After all, everyone on the planet loves once.. Let their mother.. Even at 5 years old.. This is love (c)
Forty is the age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
You can't trust a woman who doesn't hide her age. Such a woman will not hesitate to say anything.
He who constantly hides his age finally begins to think that he is as young as he wants to seem.
The transitional age is when there is a holiday, the family is at the table, and you sit sad and begin to understand that you no longer want Coca-Cola, but they haven’t poured vodka yet.
Transition is when in the heat you don’t understand what you want. Ice cream or beer
I go into the city toilet, a woman of Balzac’s age is sitting at the cash register, I give her money, and she’s like this serious face, - "purpose of your visit".
We are entering different ages our lives, like newborns, without any experience behind us, no matter how old we are.
When your friends start wondering how young you look, it's... sure sign that you have aged.
I brought a man twice my size to tears. This hasn't happened to me since I was four years old, when I washed my dad's car with a wire brush...
I have already outgrown the age when the word “love” is said to just anyone... and now, when I say this to the only one, you, you just think that I am mocking...
You begin to understand old age after forty, and then you stop understanding youth.
Four human ages: infancy, childhood, adolescence, aging.
Life is divided into three parts: when you believe in Santa Claus, when you don’t believe in Santa Claus, and when you are already Santa Claus yourself.
Every woman has the age she deserves.
And all the boys aged 13 to 15, after listening to Guf, began to make a nickname in the ace Guf? 🙂
A woman ages a year every three years.
Middle age is when you can still do everything you did before, but you prefer not to do it.
If a woman confesses her age to you, it means she has already left it.
Secret eternal youth is to live virtuously, eat slowly and lie about your age.
Well, the age has come when it’s still too early to be with men, but it’s incredibly boring to be with people the same age.
It’s sad, but in ten to fifteen years even the most beautiful women will become five years older.
If a man and a woman are the same age, the woman always looks a little older because she is ten years older.
A terrible thing “AGE” Sometimes because of it you can’t be with your loved one...((
Age is a nasty thing, and it gets worse every year.
Often wisdom comes at the same age as insanity.
“Childhood is not at all a period from birth to a certain age, It’s just that one day, a child grows up and forgets childhood fun. Childhood is a kingdom where no one dies. ”
Three ages of a person: youth, average age and “You look wonderful today!”
The main thing is not height, not age and not weight, the main thing is not to piss! ©.
Please grow up from the age when you have to get fucked in order to be friends with someone. (With)
Middle age is when you burst into open doors already broken.
You should never trust a woman who tells you her age. A woman capable of this is capable of anything.
I don't know how old she is, but she looks older.
The transitional age is when there is a holiday, the family is at the table, and you sit sad and begin to understand that you no longer want Coca-Cola, but they haven’t poured vodka yet
Don't hide your age, otherwise they'll give you more.
With age, any excuses were replaced by one single one - I don’t care.
To find out my age, you'll have to saw me apart and count the layers.
If you love someone, then age, distance, weight and height are just numbers...
Childhood is not a period from birth to a certain age. Just one day, a child grows up and forgets childhood memories. Childhood is a kingdom where no one dies. (Edna St. Vincent Millay) >”Twilight. Saga. Dawn"
A man is as old as he feels, a woman is as old as she looks.
Not only don’t say how old you are, but don’t even say how old you look!
Funny statuses and aphorisms about women's age
U In the morning she sat down by the dressing table and asked him: “Am I the sweetest, the most ruddy and whitest in the world?” And the mirror answered me: “Are you crazy? AT 40 YEARS OLD?!
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WITH look at age more cheerfully,
We are getting juicier every year!
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U A woman always has three ages: apparent, real and ascribed to herself.
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IN The age of women depends on their plans for the future.
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A after all, it’s great when your reflection in the mirror suits you as your daughter!
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TO Unfortunately, you can be a woman of indeterminate age until a certain age.
H The longer I live, the older the youth.
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U LEND YOUR IMMUNITY FOR AGE!!! And the passport mark doesn’t interfere!!! We feel SO MANY YEARS LONG... As far as our Audacity ALLOWS!!
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IN Every age has its own charms, but in youth there are also strangers.
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IN All women are young, but some are younger than others.
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I I am already past that age when you worry about what others will think about you... Let others now worry about what I will think about them...
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— D Doctor, I love women of Balzac’s age... Tell me, is this normal?
- Yes, my friend, you are a gourmet... Balzac is 214 this year!...
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P Count your years by money, and you will see how little it is.
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AND First you can’t drive a woman at thirty, but then you’ll drive the hell out of her thirty!
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E The only thing a woman remembers firmly is the age of other women.
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N and nothing warms the soul more than chance meeting with school “girlfriends” who look like your mom.
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H then to say about my age... I have an established opinion on life important issues and great experience interpersonal relationships... But sometimes I still suffer from bullshit!
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T thirty - wonderful age for woman. Especially if she's forty.
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E y is still thirty-five years since she turned forty.
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M oh years are my wealth! But I really want to become a little poorer...
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C fate modern woman: before thirty you prove that you are already an adult, after thirty - that you are still young.
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TO every time... again... I’m surprised to the depths of my soul... when grown-up guys like me... I completely forget... that I’ve been an auntie myself for a long time
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TO what a strange question: how old am I? As many as winters!
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Z I looked at my passport: oh my God - 28, went to the mirror: everything is fine - 19:
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M Between 35 and 36 I lived 10 happy years!!!
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AND I’m at an interesting age, unpredictable - I either want to fall in love or retire...
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TO Midlife crisis occurs when your favorite songs start playing on Retro radio.
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E then nonsense, as if a woman is as old as she looks. The woman is as old as she says.
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WITH exists a big difference between “looking younger than your age” and “looking great for your age”
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N I don't know how old she is, but she looks older.
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IN The age of a woman, like a tree, can be determined by its rings.
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I I’ll soon grow old and die, but Khryusha and Stepashka are still young and have new women...
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M yes... Age takes its toll... Previously, at 22.00 I just put on my makeup, now I go to wash my face.
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T RIDTSAT is the same as TWENTY, only more well-groomed, independent and self-confident!!!
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M What terrifies me is not my age, but the age of my peers.
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N Don't ask a woman about her age.
Well, just ask what music was played at her school graduation...
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WITH At some age we stop exchanging news and start exchanging symptoms.
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AND the woman is seven years younger than her friends claim, and five years older than the men give her.
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R once a decade a woman commits amazing discovery- life after 30 (40, 50, etc.) exists!
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N Don’t hide your age, otherwise they’ll give you more.
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AND Women don't count their years. Their friends do it for them.
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WITH As you get older, you realize that the years not only take their toll, but also try to take away yours!
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P I looked at myself in the mirror... THERE WERE MIRRORS BEFORE - yeah!
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E Einstein was right: with age, a person’s energy turns into his mass.
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A We are not old yet, and we are not nags yet! And being retired means nothing! I know many young people - everyone is “groaning” with nothing to do... their soul has grown old... we only have a body!
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M We think that we stop falling in love when we get old... No! - we grow old when we stop loving...
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M Adonna is 54 years old, her boyfriend is 21 years old. Pugachevoi is 64 years old, Galkin is 36 years old. Don't worry if you don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend, they just haven't been born yet.
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N Yes, she’s no longer a girl, but she’s still a beauty. He also believes in fairy tales and throws himself into pools. Nonsense is spewed and nonsense is perfectly debunked. It's time to have some fun, but I'm still feeling AMOR...
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IN Age of stupidity is not a hindrance.
“A woman is young as long as she is loved.” Gustave Flaubert
“Ask yourself: How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?” Wayne Dyer
“Thirty years old... There was a time when it seemed to me that I would never live to see twenty, I so wanted to become an adult as soon as possible. And then..." Erich Maria Remarque
“If you can still be disappointed, then you are still young.” Sarah Churchill
“The one thing a woman never forgets is the year of her birth, once she has finally chosen it.” Dorothy Parker
"Age is just a number, not a state of mind or a reason for any particular behavior." Cecelia Ahern
“You can’t trust a woman who doesn’t hide her age. Such a woman will not hesitate to say anything.” Oscar Wilde
"How older man, the more there is in his life that can no longer be corrected.” Haruki Murakami
“The woman is seven years younger than her friends claim, and five years older than the men give her.” Gina Lollobrigida
“Kindness and intelligence are properties of old age. At twenty years old, a woman is much more interested in being heartless and frivolous.” Ray Bradbury
“At 20, nature gives you your face, at 30, life sculpts it, but at 50, you must earn it yourself... Nothing ages you more than the desire to look younger. After 50, no one is young anymore. But I know 50-year-olds who are more attractive than three-quarters of poorly groomed young women.” Coco Chanel
“A person’s passport is his misfortune, because a person should always be eighteen, and a passport only reminds you that you can live like an eighteen-year-old.” Faina Ranevskaya
“It’s not a matter of age, but a matter of communication culture and level intellectual development" Winston Churchill
“At twenty-five, anyone can be a genius. At fifty, something needs to be done for this.” Charles Bukowski
"A woman's beauty increases with her years." Audrey Hepburn
“At any age, it is much more interesting to spend time with someone who is older or younger than you - just not with your peers.” Jodie Foster
“Age is not how old you are, but how you feel about them.” Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Thank you for visiting my page!
And today I turn 40 years old. What feelings? A feeling of calm joy, fullness, harmony. A feeling of completion and at the same time a feeling of anticipation of something new, bigger, good. Warmth inside from the fact that I love, from the fact that I am loved.
I think that 40 years is a summing up of interim results. What I did, how I am useful to the world, what I can do, what I was able to do, how I lived...
I found a connection with the Universe. With every physical and mental cell I know that I am connected with God, with the Universe, this gives me strength, gives me an understanding of many things, this understanding is like a life-giving elixir that guides, instructs, helps and supports.
I have a family - my beloved husband, who supports, understands and tolerates me))). Have children. My son, he is now in the army, we miss and are proud at the same time. I have a daughter, she is an artist and smart. And there is another daughter - a little one, she is only 1 year old. And she has character). And I also have my mom and she is a big critic. There is a dear, close, dear sister, she loves to laugh very much. I love them very much, my dear, beloved, unique ones.
I have found my path that I will follow in the second half of my life. My path is to help my husband inspire people to be happy. Open the souls and hearts of people for themselves, for others. Unlock people's potential. Awaken to awareness and thereby change their lives to happiness, joy and goodness.
These are the interim results.
But I want... I want to find my place in the world, to find my home, my corner, which will become for my husband and me a haven for us, for our children, grandchildren, friends and everyone looking for their path and their place in this world. Wish us luck in this search. I think with your good wishes we will succeed)
Thank you very much for your support and wishes! 
On this day, I would like to ask those who looked at my page and read this post to the end: how was I useful to you? Can I help you? What can we do together to become better?
I also invite you to new group on Odnoklassniki, which is called: Woman over 35... love, joy, harmony. Together we will look for answers to the questions:
What is my spiritual support?
- what gives me support?
- what is my calling?
- why am I on Earth?
- Who am I?
Let's be friends, exchange experiences, discuss, support each other and give each other care and love, making life beautiful!
See you in the group! 
There is something that changes in a person every day. What he enjoys in childhood and fears in old age. This age is not only the totality of days lived, but also the experience, wisdom and knowledge gained. We offer statuses about age for social networks for every taste.
Statuses with meaning about age
- “Remember, no matter how old you are, you are always younger than you will ever be.”
- “You begin to see your own years in your peers who are growing up.”
- “In middle age you understand more about the elderly and less about the young.”
- "A man's age is how he feels. A woman's age is the assessment of others."
- "The same actions in at different ages and are perceived differently. At 16 it might be a mistake, but at 30 it’s a conscious decision.”
- "What difference does it make how old you are? If you still want to love, have fun and find new things in life -
- “We always remain children at heart. Only over the years do we become covered with a layer of rules of conduct and principles.”
Statuses about a woman's age
The most sensitive to the number of years lived are, of course, women. They notice the smallest wrinkles near the eyes, they are upset by the rapid growth of their children, and the question makes them blush: “How old are you?” Let any status about a woman’s age, funny, with humor or sadness - whatever it may be - make you look at it from the other side and smile at every day you live.
- “For a woman there can only be three ages: infancy, adolescence and “how beautiful you look!”
- "Sad statistics: every 15 years a woman becomes 5 years older."
- “Only women know how to constantly talk about their years and never mention their number.”
- They look much younger when they say they are thirty."
- "There are no old women. There are some younger than others."
- "Don't trust women who don't hide their age. Who knows what else they're capable of?"
- "At 20, a woman thinks that 30 is old. At 30, she realizes how stupid she was at 20 and how good it is that she is young now."
- “If a woman is not yet married, this is not a reason to sympathize with her. This means that she understands perfectly well that it is stupid to wait for a prince, and it is too early to leave because you “have to”.”
- "Do you want to know how old a woman is? Ask what kind of music she liked to dance to at the disco."
- "The woman in good mood always looks younger."
Man's age: statuses
There is an opinion that men are less sentimental in matters related to age. Is it so? They will try to answer the question about age statuses for men.
- "How stronger man grows up, the more women seem attractive to him."
- "There is a period when a man realizes that it is time for him to get married. At the same moment, a woman understands that being single is a privilege."
- “At 40, a man feels younger than ever.”
- “A man’s growing up is indifference to where his wife goes. As long as she doesn’t drag her along with her.”
- “Twenty-year-old men add to their age when meeting a girl. This can’t be said about thirty-year-olds.”
- “A man’s sense of his youth depends on whether he has lived all this time with one woman or several.”
about age
Statuses about age are usually chosen by those who are familiar with worries about fading youth, who would give a lot for the opportunity to stop time and enjoy the current minute. That is why such statements are often full of nostalgia and sadness.
- "The ability to wait for a miracle fades over the years."
- “The meaning of cartoons from childhood is sometimes only realized in adulthood.”
- "The beginning of aging is when many things become indifferent."
- "It's sad to see how young people have stopped enjoying life. It's like they're over 70."
- "The number in the passport separating us from today, is not an indicator of maturity. Intelligence does not come with age, but with the number of tragedies experienced."
- "Wrinkles are the most accurate indicator of the quality of life lived. For some, a smile freezes on the face, for others - fatigue and pain."
- “To start changing something in life, you should think: would you like to return to this day in old age or not?”
- “With age, the body becomes for the still living soul.”
Funny statuses about age
- "I have no idea how old you are, but you look a lot older."
- "What's the point of hiding the number of your years? There's still a risk that they'll give you more."
- “Nothing makes you look older like the date of birth in your passport.”
- "When was I born? In July. But I look much younger."
- “If you count my years in money, then I’m still just a baby.”
- “30 is when you know how, where and what it will cost.”
- “People realize everything imperfect in youth in maturity.”
- “If a person is smart now, this does not mean that he has always been that way. Perhaps he did all the stupid things earlier.”
- “If at 18 you look 13, then you begin to delude yourself that at 30 you will look 25.”
- "Exists popular belief“If you wait a long time for changes in life, you can wait for the postman with a pension.”
