Birthday sister congratulations with a joke. Funny birthday greetings to sister (with humor)
We went to the same pot ...
Were friendly children
We beat each other!
Become adults
And, of course, realized
Every life lesson
I am to you, dear sister,
Sending a heart rhyme!
Be as naughty
But don't fight in vain.
Better at chess with me
You learn to cut!
Funny birthday greetings to sister in verse
Happy Birthday Sister!
Let everything be with you:
And the penthouse and the cash
A hundred-meter yacht!
In the center - a cool apartment,
Dress up in boutiques
And fret only with fat,
And live like in your dreams!
Cool sms birthday greetings to sister
I want the holiday to go with a bang,
To make everything better, luckier, cooler,
So that healthy body was always
happy soul and voluminous pay!
Funny birthday greetings for sister
Dear to your sister
Happy birthday, hello!
Better drink some water
Now there will be a verse.
You, sister, are already big
Don't forget my advice
If your husband hurts you
Fight back with sausage.
On my birthday I wish
To have enough strength for everything
Sausage has always been
Well, you, to have fun!
Funny birthday greetings to sister in verse
I want a hell of a salary
I want to eat and not gain weight.
Men are beautiful and rich.
I don't want to get sick in my life!
I want all your desires
Came true instantly at the same hour.
And to pour confessions
To smile - and more than once!
I wish you more light
And very sincere love.
We'll clink glasses with you for this.
And happiness will come!
Cool short birthday greetings to sister
Happy birthday, sister!
I want you well!
If you wash the dishes
And take the apartment
That gift, no doubt
You can find it behind the nightstand.
Beautiful funny birthday greetings to sister
My sweet little sister!
There is a job for you:
You must urgently today
To be happy - that's for sure!
And for this we need
A sea of dancing until you drop
A bunch of sweet candy
Brand new convertible!
It contains bottles of champagne
And a sexy man!
To take you to the sea
He moved mountains for you
Gave you love
But brought back again!
One night is enough for you
And that is a lot of happiness!
How could - because I'm not God -
Enough money for a day!
A man can turn into a pumpkin
But your sister is waiting for you at home!
It's better to celebrate with her,
Than among sweets and vegetables!
Funny birthday greetings to sister funny
Let there be fewer critical days
And more - cloudless, passionate!
Let the money be in full in your bag,
And less dangerous connections!
Hope, health, good luck and strength,
Love - without problem flights,
And so that Abramovich asked for his hand,
And joyful ups and downs of life!
Funny birthday greetings to your beloved sister
My sister, fifa is beautiful,
I want you to be happy
So that every day Aston Martin,
Took you to clubs for after parties
To be a style icon
Enemies to pray for you
The handbag would be full of finances,
So that grooms sing romances to you,
Was so mega-sexy
May all your dreams come true!
Funny birthday greetings to sister
Through traffic jams and fog
A caravan has been sent to us!
For sister's birthday
He delivers things:
stunning outfit,
One hundred carat diamonds
Chanel bag shoes
Fur from the best sables.
But there is still valuable cargo!
Apart from all the good
He carries my love
I love you sister!
Humorous birthday greetings to sister
Although we fought in childhood, roared, biting,
But at the same time, the family always remained.
We were the best friends in the world
Don't run to cry to your mom right now.
And now at times we swear, we get angry,
But in the end, we hug and apologize.
There is no favorite in the world, sister, you!
Happy birthday, my dear one :)
Happy birthday to sister with humor
Happy Birthday Sister!
May this magical day
Personal train
Right in the morning rush to the door.
Let the men give in
Place near the window.
You are a star, everyone knows it
That there is only one.
A flurry of applause, compliments
Take on a lot of work.
Away with working moments
Let your colleagues understand.
Holiday, joy and fun -
This is the agenda.
A smile is an adornment
Be the best for you!
Comic birthday greetings to sister
Dear sister will not betray
Will not offend anyone
And if I beat her
She ruins my life
I will be very bored.
And happy birthday to congratulate
I won't do it this time.
Let me stay without hands, without eyes ...
I will give only my poem,
Incoherent words of their stream.
And I wish her peace
Don't quarrel with me!
Funny birthday greetings to sister
You are my sister by blood,
And in spirit best friend!
I can be proud of you
Don't find them around!
You've become a year older
And wiser for all five!
If you're not too tired
I will congratulate you on this!
I want to wish you health
To not be ill for two hundred years,
So that the native livestock
Count with a calculator!
Happiness female, simple:
Stones, gold, furs,
Masseur and tailor
Oligarch groom!
And I wish you love
Bright, clean and big!
Happy birthday, congratulations
I embrace with all my heart!
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cool poems birthday sister
"Funny Poems for Sister's Birthday"
My sister dear
I sincerely wish you
So that the birthday comes true
Everything you've always dreamed of.
Wish generous man
In a fancy expensive car
Made in Hollywood smiles
So that everything was “super” and “good”!
Happy Birthday Sister!
I love your sonorous voice!
And smile and eyes
I can't do without them!
We need each other with you
For me you are like a friend
You are my sister and mother
If I'm a little stubborn!
You are the most beautiful in the world -
Scarlet rose in a bouquet!
Miracle berry strawberry!
Happy Birthday Sister!
"Funny poems for sister on her birthday"
Sister, come with you on your birthday,
Let's suddenly fall into our happy childhood,
We will eat jam from a jar with a spoon,
Sculpt funny animals from dough.
And so, funny, cute,
We will remain, not knowing grief,
We will be beautiful, forever loved,
Happy birthday to you, dear!
Dear little sister!
Happy birthday!
May you be remembered
All his moments!
I want gifts
Wish the mysterious
And fabulous bouquets
For you, the only one!
And, of course, joy
Sea of mood
Beauty and money
Sun and luck!
And I want poetry
And cool health
And the only love
And all the beautiful things!
"Cool poems for sister on dr"
My sister, dearest,
Your birthday has come today -
I hug you very tightly
And I want to wish you great strength!
May you always be lucky in life
Do not spoil the mood of nonsense.
I'll come to the rescue - you just whistle me!
Happy and healthy always!
With you, it happened, we fought,
And the relationship was sorted out
Memories only remain
After all, we have become adults.
I wish my beloved sister
So that you do not know despondency
I congratulate you today -
Let there be a lot of the best!
"It's cool to congratulate your sister on her birthday"
What can in the sisters birthday
Brother unlucky wish?
I can only admiration
You, sister, to express.
Let there be happiness and love
Your every day and hour will warm.
Indeed, on the planet, of course,
You have no rivals in anything!
"Cool poems for sister happy birthday"
Congratulations very personally.
With a big heart loving everything:
Happy Birthday Sister!
Love to look at you
Mischievous, smart, charming, "
Packed, slim...
Yes, in the "envy", to be honest,
The whole great country!
The house is clean and the soul is peaceful.
Be always, my sister, such!!!
Sister, dear, I congratulate you,
Today you are the only queen!
Know, if anything, your brother is next to you,
Do not give offense, angel of beauty!
"Comic congratulations sister on others in verse"
Happy Birthday Sister!
I ask for wine!
Very bad habit -
Don't drink on your birthday!
Don't be stubborn sister
Have a drink in honor of such a day
For myself, for mom and dad,
And, of course, for me!
What do you want, sister? Good luck?
From life everyone wants their own ...
And I just wish you happiness
So that it was a little, but everything!
And never lose heart
Don't know about grief
Get up in the morning with a smile
Like this birthday!
Ah, my dear sister!
I wish you well!
I wish to stay until the morning!
Songs to sing by the fire!
I wish you prophetic dreams
kisses and kind words,
I wish you the sweetest fetters
Titled LOVE!
"Funny congratulations happy birthday sister
What can I say, dear sister?
I see you've grown up...
How long have I pulled your pigtails?
Now you are braiding your daughter's braids.
I drink for happiness! What is needed for happiness?
So that in everything there is luck with us
And so that you always look at your brother
Happy loving eyes!
Happy birthday picture sister
You shine like the sun's radiant dawn,
Let it sound like an unearthly serenade for you
A grandiose song of your relatives!
On your birthday, let it be flowery, caviar,
Chocolate banana, pineapple hearty,
And exquisitely, and delightfully, baldezhno,
Once a year, but in short supply!
Let the little bird
Will sing a song.
Let your hair in a pigtail
Mom will braid.
May it come true soon
Sweet Dreams.
Everyone is better and kinder
You will be in the world!
May happiness warm with a ray of sunshine,
Let tenderness carry you in your arms.
In the world, sister, I have no dearer,
Let the fun in the eyes not go out.
Let bright colors fill life
Years, moments - you do not count them,
Raise the wings of love to heaven,
May there be heaven on earth for you!
I wish my sister happiness
Love and tenderness, beauty,
Days so that without sadness, passionate nights,
Beautiful days, days, hours!
My younger sister,
You are still a girl.
But someday you'll be a mother
Everyone will congratulate you.
And I younger sister
I want to congratulate now.
Be smart, be beautiful.
Don't rush to be an adult, mom.
My dear sister,
I want to congratulate you.
I wish you the very best,
because you deserve them.
Live sister to a hundred years.
And let your life flow like a full-flowing river,
azure, sincere water.
With all my heart I wish you
health, happiness, prosperity.
Sister is sweet and playful
Beautiful stately and gentle,
Name days are noisy today,
And we drink to the bottom for you!
Today you are especially beautiful
And joyful as a sunny day!
So be happy for many years
Let troubles not step on the threshold!
Let your friends envy you
And let the whole family be proud of you!
Let your charms be elastic -
Which even I admire!
I congratulate you sister
With such a beautiful bright day!
I wish you love and joy
Prosperity in everything!
I wish you immense happiness
Good health forever
And a long and happy life
To you, my dear man!
Hear, rustling, saying goodbye,
Last year?
You celebrate your birthday
Your turn has come
Accept flowers, gifts
And the warmth of family!
The brightest, sweetest, hottest
My short verse!
You are like an expensive piece of jewelry!
Heavenly gift, a bouquet of gorgeous roses!
I congratulate you on your birthday!
Let there be no dark stripes in life!
Good luck with your career
Eyes sparkle with joy!
And let them envy around how lucky I am
That I have such a sister!
I carried you in my arms
From resentment, like a cowardly pear,
And now you, spring itself -
And my friends can't sleep!
On your birthday - a big holiday,
I want to be friends only with me,
Well, if you don't make friends,
I will again, like a pear coward!
Sister Alyonushka, brother Ivanushka.
This story is definitely not about us.
Remember, as a child, we often fought,
Offended, quarreled more than once.
But, having become older, they became inseparable,
Like Chip and Dale, Chuck and Huck.
Happy jam day, you, glorious, dear!
You are my very close person!
My sister is doing well.
She does not suffer in vain in her soul,
Yes, and with the body everything seems to be in order;
And so I'll be brief -
What wasted words to litter?
And if only he could speak...
But while this match burns out,
I will say: happy birthday, sister
Sister, dear man!
Reliable, wise, clean!
You stay young
Perky and radiant!
Today, on your birthday,
Confess, sister
that are fascinated by you
Beautiful girl!
On your birthday I wish you
An easy life for the joy of all of us.
So that you live, frolicking and playing,
And did not know the tragedies and dramas.
All sorrows to pass and forget
By the fire of the family fire.
My dear sister,
My golden sister!
Hey sister, let's go for a walk!
This day is not given to you in vain,
What was not allowed, now we allow,
May every guest be full and drunk!
Friends will surely come to you,
Bring you a sea of flowers
Choose wisely who you marry
Of the suitors who came to you.
Happy Birthday Sister,
In congratulations, usually
All platitudes desire
Creativity does not suffer.
So that I don't repeat myself
And you don't stress
You decide what you need
And wish generously.
There is no more wonderful child in the world,
Than my little sister!
Like a bird chirping all day long!
We play with her every night!
May the sun shine on you more often
Warm wind brings happiness!
Smiles will be just the sea!
And you will not recognize grief in life!
You have grown up, dear sister,
You walk with a guy until the morning,
You often change the surroundings,
And manicure and makeup.
I wish you strength and inspiration
And congratulations on your birthday!
Let them carry you in their arms
Like a talisman, a victory flag!
Sister, birthday
I wish you a lot of joy.
Live happily until a hundred years old
Not thinking about old age!
Health and happiness
I wish you.
Let it cherish and cherish
You are your family!
We have nothing to share with you -
The sizes are too different;
So please pour:
What is "dry" to celebrate?
I want to live at full throttle -
To become a statement
All wishes from us!
Sister, happy birthday!
Dear sister! What words
Today I confess big love!
Dear, you only get prettier with age!
Thank you for being by my side!
May your day begin with good news,
Let the golden sun illuminate your year!
Let any cloud spill with prosperity!
Do not know, dear, no troubles, no worries!
I want to confess on my birthday
That there are no others like you
Sister! Let no exception
All your dreams will come true.
I wish: let fate bestow
Full of surprises for you
And let happiness not hurt
Nothing to drink you to the bottom!
May good friends be around
And the mood is wonderful
You can't be sad now
And do not be sad in vain.
Good luck in all your affairs
And more sparkle in your eyes!
Happy Birthday Sister,
Accept congratulations.
And to the fullest
You make wishes.
I wish to be happy
Bloom every year.
And for the husband of the sweetest,
From his love to fly.
Sister, happy birthday!
So that life was a continuous adventure!
So that you are always lucky in everything
And you laughed at the troubles of all to spite!
To remember how good we were together!
And so that you live up to 100 to 200 years!
Nothing that you never need!
What do you dream about, so that it always comes true!
I want to drown in poetry
Bathe in expensive perfume
Cover the floors with furs,
Sprinkle caviar tables
Do not lose yourself in abundance
Love, create and create!
Always be a long-awaited reality,
To be loved and to be desired!
older sister,
Like a second mother.
cared, taught
Tried to help
Wish on your birthday
I want goodness and happiness!
Let your house go around
Anxiety and misfortune!
I'm sitting alone, cuckooing;
Maybe I don't understand something
But I'm such a sister
For nothing and no one
I won't give up, I won't change
I will not sell, I will not give -
Happy birthday!
Am I speaking clearly?
My favourite sister!
Dear, happy birthday!
I wish you happiness and good
Health and luck!
May every hour be good
Fortune smiles
And let to you over and over again
Luck is back!
Being a brother is an honorable role
And brotherly what is love
I realized a long time ago, not yesterday,
I love you very much, sister!
I wish you a birthday
Achieve what you want.
You deserve it, I know
After all, you are very nice!
Sister, congratulations
I wish you with all my heart
Bloom like in sunny May
And great mood.
Be charming too.
And a wish from my brother
Be happy and rich.
Gentle and very charming.
Happy birthday sister
You are a master of cooking.
I sweep away your masterpiece at once
And stocked containers.
And what a beauty
I drive one suitor,
I love you, my dear
And I don’t change for a company.
Be happy! I wish you
Great luck, good luck!
Let big life yours
Filled with fun to boot!
Let the days always run forward headlong -
You rejoice in the most beautiful moments:
Let them not let you down
And they give lightness, simplicity of solutions!
Then you will see: everything is ahead -
Love, trust, Cupid's arrow!
You are only time, you know, do not rush
And don't look around you downcast!
They say the sister-in-law is a snake head!
But for me, dear sister, you are dear!
Accept my congratulations on your birthday!
I wish my brother loved you a hundred times!
So that the morning is good, and the evening is incomparable,
So that every happy day adds strength to you,
Health and peace! Trust me, you are worth it!
I wish you well, faith, good luck in fate without measure!
I know everyone will agree with me
That my husband's sister -
Just a treasure, an earthly treasure!
Although we are not related by blood,
I admire her skill
The firmness of character at times,
With every new thing she bought;
I want to be as fast, dexterous,
Also to amuse everyone with your cooking ...
Happy birthday, dear sister-in-law,
Already my sister!
Happy birthday, beloved sister-in-law!
I wish you a lot of happiness.
You are a funny and funny cheat,
Which is full of reliable and engaging.
You are kind, beautiful and smart
You are gentle, quiet, unfussy,
And still strong in soul, modest,
You speak confidently and sweetly.
May you appreciate and understand
The one who makes you the happiest.
On the hands of life will carry
Calling "Beloved".
I won't call you sister-in-law, just a friend
You have become the most dear to me,
And if earlier I was only a wife for you,
Today I consider you my sister.
To you, dear, on your birthday I wish
Always be loved, happy, mischievous.
I respect kindness and wisdom,
I wish that you were always only yourself.
Dear Cinderella, faithful friend,
You have been my sister for a long time.
Accept, dear, my congratulations
Today, on this glorious birthday of yours!
I sincerely wish you a sea of \u200b\u200bhappiness,
Let it splash and play in your eyes.
And let clouds and bad weather bypass your house,
Let him drown in happiness and flowers!
My wife's sister and my sister
Although we have recently become related,
But we can always rely on each other,
Well, to share a native man with us - even more so.
I congratulate you, dear, happy birthday!
Over the years, stay the same mischievous,
All unworthy you leave without regret,
May you always have love in return!
You grew up together for many years,
They did not know sorrows and troubles.
Until fate parted
She rewarded her brother with love.
But we will be together anyway, I wanted a sister for a long time.
Now there is you in my life, my girlfriend is like a dream!
Accept congratulations from the heart,
IN happy holiday- birthday!
