Cool Happy New Year greetings to the residents of Feo. May the New Year bring joy, drive, and luxury. Cool Happy New Year greetings

Happy New Year, I congratulate you.
I wish you the most devoted friends, the best,
A lot of health and a lot of luck,
To be the most successful, nothing else.

Let money flow into your hands like a river,
Let life be hassle-free and simple.
I wish you all the best, good mood,
In work there is only stability and luck!

Happy New Year my friend,
Let happiness be around
Both love and career
And hope and faith!

In the New Year I personally wish you,
May you live a great life,
So that we meet more often,
May all your dreams come true!

My dear friend! I congratulate you on the upcoming New Year and wish that it changes your life for the better! May the year be rich in joyful events and long-awaited meetings, on pleasant surprises and expected pleasures!

Health, joy and good luck
May the coming year bring.
And with him to the chimes
The visit will bring prosperity.

Let everything be positive
May you never know failure.
Friend, Happy New Year!
May all your dreams come true.

May this year be successful
And it will mean a lot in life
Let there be a lot of things to do,
And there is a large turnover of money,
Let there be many beautiful girls,
Let there be career prospects,
May you be lucky in all matters
for you in the future New Year.

May everything be great for you:
Cognac, caviar at the table.
May you have a great New Year!
Don't forget, you only live once.

I wish you good health,
So that he could eat and drink to his heart's content.
So that if you wish, you can have caviar
I was able to write: “Life is good!”

Happy New Year
And with all my heart I wish,
I am for you, my faithful friend,
So that not somehow, not suddenly,
And stable and always
There was food on the table
There is happiness and warmth in the house,
May you always be lucky in life,
May you be healthy and strong!
I remembered friendship, I loved life!

Let it be under the Christmas tree, my friend,
You will find a lot of happiness
Also, a bag of health
And a box of love.

May your whole year be sweet,
Like with a chocolate nut,
And a huge success
I was waiting for you in everything!

My friend, Happy New Year,
Always be healthy
Still happy with fate,
Successful and cheerful!

Be a magnet for money
And happiness and love,
And let it be on the winter holiday
Dreams will come true.

Buddy, Happy New Year
I congratulate you!
Be courageous, strong
I wish you.

I wish you at work
Good luck and achievements!
And in life personal happiness,
To the point of dizziness.

Be strong and healthy
Don't forget your friends.
Be joyful, cheerful.
Spin, spin, dare!

For me there is no
A better friend than you.
I wish you New Year's
Make your dreams come true.

Even if not immediately, in order,
Be healthy, live in abundance,
Find tender love
Find happiness with her.

Watch the world and relax,
Don't forget about friends
Here's your life program
Be kind enough to do it!

Who said that April Fool's Day is not December 31st, but April 1st? Cheerful, funny, funny congratulations Happy New Year are more in demand than ever: they do not leave anyone indifferent. Do you want to New Year's photos everyone smiled without exception: colleagues, friends, parents, grandparents and even mother-in-law? Make them feel "cool" New Year wishes in verse and prose from our section!

They say laughter lengthens life. I'm all for longevity! Even when you have to smile through tears.

Arthur Pozhelaikin

About life

(dark humor?)

Hello Dedushka Moroz,

A beard made of cotton wool!

I'm not asking you

Fur coat and diamonds!

I don't want a cool i-phone

A dacha in the Caribbean,

Card to the V.I.P. salon,

Dress from Versace…

Promise that in a year

Gifts for Donbass

Your three will bring -

Not a humanitarian;

They will celebrate the holiday in the region

Peaceful and carefree

And at the festive table -

Not stew with buckwheat.

Make all your wishes come true

You are helping us!

And the i-phone.. Well, so be it,

I do not mind!

They say on New Year's Eve

The dollar will fall sharply!

I wish I knew where he would fall,

Celebrate the New Year there!

“Oh, it won’t be an easy year!” –

Foreigners write.

Our people do not give up.

We are not afraid of sanctions!

Let the foreigner understand:

We are not born with bastards!

Let's save, let's push -

We will pay off loans.

Happy New Year, fellow countrymen!

Happy new life!

Despite all adversity

Let's be healthy!

About the Christmas tree

(as expected - fun :-)

New Year, New Year!

Photo sessions are coming,

It's time for bright shots:

I'm at the Christmas tree - hurray!

I'm behind the Christmas tree - hurrah!

I'm at the Christmas tree - hey!!!

Now I'm under it...

Instead of a Christmas tree, here I am.

Happy new year friends!

We wish you such New Year's holidays, with whom it will be truly a pity to say goodbye; so that later in March, when looking at a fairly yellowed tree and a pile of fallen needles, one could philosophically ask the question, “Or maybe the tree will go away on its own?” – and wait for the New Year again!

About the New Year

What does stability mean in Russian? Watch “Yolka” on New Year’s Eve, recite “The Irony of Fate” by heart, sing “Hurdy Organ” with Baskov, fall asleep in a “fur coat”, wake up on January 3 with an irresistible desire to eat last year’s borscht and feel: this is happiness!.. That’s it. We're standing. Happy New Year!

Once upon a time there lived someone: two years ago he was greeted in a hostel... A year ago he was greeted in a one-room, but his apartment... Now he is greeted in a country villa... So let's drink to HIM - to the one who is met in hostel, and in an apartment, and in a villa, hoping that it will be successful! Here's to the New Year!

About family, friends, work.

And my mother-in-law.

Colleagues

We start working together right in the morning - and so on, without slowing down, until the end of the working day. We all bring the work we purchased in advance and start working. We will courageously not put off until tomorrow work that we can drink today. We will look into neighboring departments, exchange work, treat each other to work, and work for the brotherhood. It’s important to do your work properly, otherwise you might end up working in the trash, but you still have to work at home with your family.

We will try, we will try. With coming! Work mood!

Colleague, remember! New Year's corporate party is not a reason:

- turn Olivier into an office aquarium,

– fight with that guy (why is he so funny?!!!),

– fall asleep in the neckline of an employee from HR department,

- give the guard some vodka,

- make a sour face when toasted by the deputy director,

– with a bare torso, speed off in someone else’s car... and

So let's raise a glass to our team, where you want to relax and work with dignity! Happy New Year!

Dear Colleagues! I’ll tell you a little secret: in the New Year it will be quite easy for me to love Mondays!.. After all, I work with people like you! Happy and prosperous New Year to you!

To a friend

There is an opinion that Christmas tree better than a girl.

Firstly, it will never prohibit watching football.

Secondly, he won’t ask: “Where did you go?”

Thirdly, he won’t be jealous of his neighbors’ Christmas trees.

And he won’t be drawn to the store to buy a fur coat.

And yet I will risk wishing you to celebrate the New Year at the New Year tree in a beautiful sorority! With coming!!!

To a friend

Today you forget about everything in the world,

After all, there is nothing sadder in the world,

Than New Year and thoughts about diet.

Imagine that Olivier has no calories!

Then we will start life again from the beginning,

Let's make our dreams come true in the gym.

In the meantime, let's raise our glasses

For willpower, charm and beauty!

I want to meet the right guy

So that he doesn’t spoil your mascara, but only your lipstick!

Parents

Dear Parents!

Only as I grew up did I realize how lucky I am to have you! You always gave me your best and didn't take me out of New Year's gifts the most delicious sweets.

Grandma

Live a new life!

Everyone's calendars lie:

Be young, healthy,

Make it a rule

Have fun more often

And dance in the club,

After all, in dancing and girls

You can give a head start!

Grandfather

According to this grandfather

The girls are still drying!

I need to quench my thirst

And pour some champagne!

On the New Year, as on Victory Day,

We drink to the best grandfather!

Wife

Darling, you are simply a magician! And how do you do it? Clean and cook all day on December 31st, and new Year's Eve look like you just came from the salon! It’s impossible not to believe in a miracle next to you!

The sage was right when he opened the way to her husband through the stomach.

My soul! I'm losing my mind over your dishes!

Darling! Your kitchen makes me smile!

You are not my mistress - you are a Fairy!!!

Of good! Charming! Beautiful!

In the new year, go out with friends to drink beer more often!

To my husband

Honey, thank you for not having to write letters to Santa Claus. After all, I can ask for any gift directly from my husband!

To kid

Sunny, no need to shout so loudly! Although Grandfather Frost is old, he has good hearing! He will already hear about all your gifts!

And mother-in-law!

Dear mother-in-law, I want to tell you so much kind words, that if I entrusted them to a snowman, he would definitely melt. And I'm holding on! If suddenly after a feast I accidentally burst, know: it’s from an excess of feelings! If everyone had such a wonderful mother-in-law like me, there would be no one to tell jokes about. Thank you for everything! Happy New Year!

On the road

I'll give you advice almost like a doctor,

Looking at things correctly and soberly.

In the Year of New Gin, Champagne and Vodka

There is no need to interfere, it is not useful!

Happy New Year!
I wish you happiness and joy!
Don't drink wine - cognac,
For a snack - pike perch,
Thicker New Year's cake
There are more friends at the table,
Have fun from the heart
But you can't fall under the tree,
To Santa Claus
He wasn’t taken to the sobering-up station.

Today we gathered at one table,
Leaving all the problems and hardships outside the door,
This house has become a wonderful haven for us,
And we're all having fun and getting a little excited.
You open a bottle of champagne bravely,
The main thing is that after this a hole does not appear in the ceiling,
Although, we are not afraid of this, all together,
And here the New Year has come, congratulations. HOORAY!

I wish you that it would always be empty,
In your medical card, in the newsletter.
So that you disappear, disappear forever,
From love, from happiness, from impressions.
So that there is sadness, grief and separation,
Far from you, only in delusional dreams,
And today I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart,
Happy wonderful year, New Year!

Happy New Year to all people!
Happy New Happiness to all children!
Happy New Car to all men!
Happy new clothes for lovely women!
WITH New pacifier all the babies!
WITH New pension old ladies!
Happy New - Chefs - Parsley!
WITH New joy for the sad ones!
Happy New Herbal Tea - heavy!
WITH New fur coat all the frozen ones!
Happy New Home to all taiga people!
Happy New Year to all the beautiful ones,
Both happy and unhappy!
May we next year
Lucky as anyone

Happy New Year, fun congratulations,
And with all my heart I wish with joy,
So that on your Christmas tree,
Instead of holiday animals,
About half a dozen showed off
Half-liter bubbles.
So that Santa Claus is happy,
Squinting a drunken eye,
The most delicious, the sweetest
I treated you to champagne!

New Year is coming!
We don't know yet
How much business will he bring?
Happy New Year,
I want to wish you
Peace, joy, fun,
To work and dream!
Drink, but without a hangover!
So that the work is a success,
And there was good harmony in the family,
In general, I promise
Win all the awards!
Not empty promises
After all, the reward will find you!
I want to wish you happiness
On this good New Year!

New Year! Congratulations to everyone!
Peace of happiness and love!
And in addition we wish,
Bring joy to your heart!
We wish you money in the bank,
May the percentage be high!
And so that uncle from across the sea,
He rewarded you with an inheritance!
So that children are genius!
And Bill Gates is no match for them.
So that parents are loved!
Happy New Year, gentlemen!

What would our congratulations
Save from banality
We know a lot
How to present it!
Let the family always be with the children,
And the wallet is with. e.
What a celebration at the banquet,
And the banquet at Olivier!
What if the child is with the nanny,
With a harem of padishahs.
What if a drunken squirrel
Well, get drunk in front of your buddies!
What would the ladies do when they get new clothes?
And with joy there is trouble.
What would men do with... carrots!
Happy New Year, gentlemen!

Friends, I wish this year,
You don't have to worry,
To prevent sweat from dripping from your forehead,
So that your mouth is always full,
And you have a lot of money,
You wouldn't have a mole among your friends,
Always held hope raft
And there was a shallow ford
There's a new twist in life
This year has made you happy.

I came (came) to wish you a Happy New Year,
And wish sincerely with all my soul,
So that money, luck and love dance in a circle,
The kids walked in your house and were healthy.
So that laughter is a frequent guest,
So that there are no separations, and every evening is wonderful,
So that happiness blatantly attacks you,
Well, you had nothing to fight him off with.

Olivier and crab salad are ready long ago,
And the herring is dressed in a red fur coat in the morning,
The main basis of the holiday is ready,
We will also be warmed up with cognac and vodka.
I wish you a New Year,
So that there would be plenty of good emotions,
So that you celebrate the holiday with joy,
May there be a lot of positive things in the new year.

Santa Claus - you are a red nose,
I'll ask you this question:
You came to us with a young child,
To get off with some candy?
Your Snow Maiden is beautiful
But it melted terribly,
After all, I only had a little luck,
When I read this congratulation.
Let her stay with us!
Don't move your mustache like that.
Everything will be fine with her.
Take another sip of vodka

You! And U.S! And partly all of them!
Individually and in general!
Happy New Year! I mean - happiness!
With new happiness! That is, with this:
With a new roof! Happy new home!
Happy new pancake! Happy new com!
With new truth! Happy new dream!
With a new stack upside down!
Happy new business! With a new word!
Fishermen - with a new bite!
Careerists - with a new rank!
Mom and dad - with a new son!
Lumberjacks - with a new grove!
New sons-in-law - with a new mother-in-law!
New Russians - with a new car!
With a new bank pack!
Bureaucrats - with a new folder!
Hairy - with a new hat!
Bald ones - with a new cap!
Grandfather and grandmother - with a new turnip!
Zodiac - with a new sign!
To the Greek in the river - with a new cancer!
Don Juan - with a new sweetheart!
Veterans - with renewed vigor!
Businessmen - happy new take-off!
Happy new bank! With a new account!
Culinary experts - with a new taste!
Exporters - with a new course!
Bombardiers - with a new goal!
Transvestites - with a new gender!
Cosmonauts - to new heights!
Tugodumov - with a new thought!
Chess players - with a new move!
Happy New Year to you again!
Musicians - with a new sound!
Papuans - with the new Cook!
Captains - with a new cook!
Presidents - happy new term!
Deputies - happy new Duma!
Who wants money - with a new amount!
Bird catchers - with a new bird!
Jr. sergeants - with a new badge!
Generals - with a new part!
Once again with new happiness to you!
Subordinates - with a new boss!
Programmers - with the new DOS!
For the weak-willed - with a new dose!
Hatha yogis - with a new pose!
Brewers - with new wort!
Perestroika - with a new direction!
Unemployed - with a new place!
Tili-tili - with a new test!
Steelworkers - with a new melt!
Those who served time - with a new certificate!
Lost weight - with a new shape!
Former sober people - with the new normal!
Those who have given up - with a new measure!
Atheists - with a new faith!
Residents - with a new code!
Happy New Year to all of you again!
Happy new song!
Happy new dance!
Divorced people - with a new chance!
Beloved wives - with a new fur coat!
Uncle Sam - happy new Cuba!
Selfless - with a new bunker!
Retrenched - with the new Labor Code!
Theatergoers - with a new drama!
Mom with soap - with a new frame!
Journalists - with a new rumor!
Mediums - with a new spirit!
Chukchi - with a new joke,
Rushing - with a new twist!
Those who took the purchase - with a new suit!
To all of you - again with new happiness!

The calendar is carried away
Everyday boredom.
We'll dive in like the old days,
On a multi-day drinking binge!
The bearded year is passing,
Let's get serious!
The already screwed guy is knocking on the door
Cheerful Santa Claus!
Snowman in the cold
And stocked up on booze for future use,
He dragged in verse and prose
A soiled bag.
Freezing with excitement,
We're taking it out of the bag
Beads of dreams and inspiration,
Bright joy of fur.
Gingerbread cookies of yesterday's sadness,
Slightly stale
And more cabbage for everyone,
Just so it's not too much...
A sonnet to all poets,
All the girls deserve earrings,
Babam - sweet candies,
Whiskey for strong men!
Children - new toys,
Festive tights!
The party begins!
Happy New Year, gentlemen!!!

You're a little bored here without me,
But the road to you was very snow-covered,
But I came, today I am your Santa Claus,
And I brought you some booze for the holiday.
And I also have wishes for you,
So that there is no suffering on the first day,
Let's prepare mineral water in advance,
So as not to forget in the bustle of the park.

Happy New Year to you guys
Try to drink less
Because they are very drunk
Nobody will love you.
We will read you a poem,
And we trust you very much,
After all, you are our elders,
Well, we'll leave now.

I wish for the New Year
Wine and vodka factory.
Two wagons of crumpled bucks,
Our money is three lemons.
Vacation for ten years,
Have fun over the hill,
A yacht, a new brand Lexus,
A whole cartload of diamonds.
So that all these gifts
Santa Claus brought it to you!
Happy New Year!

So what if Santa Claus
A little drunk this evening?
He brought gifts to everyone
So I drank on the way!
The beard hangs with a washcloth,
No Snow Maiden, no bag.
The staff is also a shame...
I got a little sad.
- How, Grandfather, did you manage to do this?
Lose everything in the snowdrifts?!
- So what... After all, I had time
Happy New Year to everyone!

The old year is leaving.
Let him take it with him
All the troubles and sorrows,
Laughter that didn't end
And creaky beds
An inappropriate headache
Time to pay off debts
Empty wallets
Greedy, slanderous clients,
Unloved competitors
Sticks that get into the wheels,
From the brains of other prosthetics,
That love that is unanswered
The snow that falls in summer
Cockroaches in the kitchen
The sparks that have already gone out
The woodpeckers that are killing us,
Let him take it with him...
After all, the old year is leaving.
Well, screw him, let him go!
The new one is waiting for us at the gate.
What will he bring with him?
Now, unfortunately, we don’t know
But, as before, we wish
In the new year we are
A bright star from the sky,
What warms you will not burn you,
A delicious pie from the shelf,
Fulfillment of dreams,
Gaining new knowledge,
Become wise, but not grow old,
Don't rush to get everywhere,
Pleasure in everything
Dark night, bright day,
In relaxation, in work,
Wherever we are - everywhere!
And big, huge love,
Bright, passionate, tender, languid,
Both ordinary and not so ordinary.
Also finish on time
What started a long time ago
Go to the cinema many times
Finally get some sleep
Break away from the routine
Find new friends
Achieve goals faster
Safe adventures,
Protect yourself in time
Never get knocked up
But soar, fly, fly!
And find out what happiness means,
Loyalty, friendship and participation,
Optimism, enthusiasm,
Wisdom, glory and orgasm.
In general, we don’t need much
The main thing is that it gets better.
New Year, don't let me down!
The door is open - come in!

Take it with you to hell
All the problems Old year!
I want free traffic
Wine and vodka factory,
A hundred cell phones around my neck,
To seem cooler than everyone else,
Parabellum in a sword belt,
Hat - natural mex,
Two cars of crumpled bucks,
There are three lemons of our money,
Vacation for ten years
(Have a little fun over the hill),
Lighter from Versace,
Towel from Dior,
Three-story country house
And the yard is full of models,
Yacht, Lexus of a new brand,
Presidential plane,
It's a pity that all my gifts
Santa Claus won't tell...

Come celebrate the holiday
We'll set the table for everyone and congratulate you,
Engage each other with warm conversation,
Yes, and we can sing a song together in chorus,
It’s possible to part ways with friends in earnest,
And then calm down the neighbors. Pipes!
It’s unlikely that we wanted to sit quietly -
We really want to have fun and sing!
Come and see us, everyone,
Everyone who comes through this door is welcome,
Smile, people - New Year is now!

A wonderful holiday is approaching!
We wish you a New Year,
So that Santa Claus comes to you sober
Knocked at the gate!
Or the doorbell rang,
Or a loud knock on the window...
Let's wish it to be a success
This holiday is all the same!
So that the big table breaks
From food and all sorts of benefits,
So that your eyes sparkle with happiness
And the recovery didn’t bother me!

Happy New Year!
And I hasten to wish you,
Money so that with his arrival
There was nowhere to go.
New ups without downs,
So that happy life live,
And everything for money
You will not be able to buy:
Laughter, joy, good luck,
True friendship and kindness
Sincere love hot
And heartfelt warmth.

Happy New Year brings us fun and gifts,
Marinka and Oksanka want new boobs.
A friend needs a helicopter “so that it’s not like everyone else’s”
Well, it’s enough for me to have laughter all around!
In the New Year, as usual, dreams come true:
And now daddy's panties are transformed,
He catches his mother's admiring gaze,
Mom wished for a str**teaser to live with her.
Well, it’s enough for me to have laughter all around,
And I stand looking around at everyone in amazement:
Mom laughs at dad, Oksanka laughs at Marinka,
I'm above my friend - he has a propeller right under his back!

The clock strikes 12
New Year is at our door.
And he didn't come alone
A cheerful citizen with him,
With a former cotton beard
He drags his aunt with him.
He orders everyone to pour it immediately
He stammers:
Dear brothers, friends
And beloved friends!
Happy New Year (there it is)
Congratulations to everyone!
And with all my heart I wish
Happiness, joy, fun!
To your mood
The whole year was five
I'll come again in a year.

May the coming New Year
It will bring change.
It will add surprises to your life,
So that the path to success becomes close.
May you meet love
Or you will light up as before again.
May God save you friends
And wish you all new meetings.
And you should do the repairs
Or, throwing away the old trash,
Move to a new house,
To live happily in it.
And they would become higher in the service,
We went up to the roof,
To rekindle interest.
If we had money, not without.
A year can give you a lot -
He is only waiting for help:
Let patience and skill
Luck will help.

Congratulations to everyone on the New Year,
We want to get around the crisis
Let there be vodka on the tables,
And under the fur coat is a herring.
Let the cognac flow like a river,
Well, let the girls come in a crowd,
They stand in line behind us,
Just super guys.
Green bucks let them grow
And it floats into our pockets.

Well, December is receding
And the New Year is coming,
The hostess prepares the dish,
The owner is walking with the Christmas tree.
Chimes, President's Speeches -
And a sea of ​​compliments pours in,
And the clink of glasses, bright gifts -
It looks like everything is starting to get off the ground!
Let the mineral water not run out
And the hangover will not visit,
And the dishes continue to smell delicious
Damn it! - My appetite opened up again.
There are always people under the table
They just need a healthy sleep,
Turn on Shnurov's Album,
And let Armageddon come!
A car of smiles, bowls of salads,
A mountain of gifts, a lot of jellied meat,
A cloud of dumplings, semi-finished products
May the holiday be with you forever!

New Year! New Year!
Happy holiday, guys!
We'll celebrate the new year
Shaggy as always!
We'll drink champagne
Eat, overeat,
We will sing songs,
Laugh, laugh.
We'll do stupid things
Sleeping face down in salads
In general, we'll just live,
Like all year, guys!

New Year is already so close to us,
And I have prepared gifts for all of you,
I also prepared wishes,
Now I’ll read them while I’m still conscious.
Always be as cheerful as you are
Be successful, loved, healthy,
May luck never leave your life,
And tomorrow, don’t let the hangover head know.

It's snowing outside the window,
I'm eating the last pie
No mood...
Maybe find someone else?
What does the New Year bring to me?
With whom will he put it, what will he pour it?
Okay, stop grieving...
I'll try on the dress!
Let your friends come to you
They light it up like no other...
All successes and good deeds,
Double it!
I kiss and hug everyone,
I wish you happiness and goodness!
And there is only one moral in congratulations -
Happy New Year to you, friends!

On the New Year I wish you,
Take a kilogram of health,
So that the dough is no less than a meter,
"Buddy" by many centimeters,
More area for an apartment -
Three times! No, no - at four!
A ton of meat on the table
One hundred tipsy guests
Hennessy to drink in the morning,
Happy New Year everyone, hooray!

The clock has already struck twelve
And they grabbed a bag of fun
And I, in turn, congratulate you on the new year
And I announce that a cool party awaits
I would like to wish you
And never be bored
Let the words of our president
They will acquire at least some accent
May Santa make all your wishes come true
And organizes new tasks
Let your friends all laugh with mad laughter
And all your deeds always work out!!!

Santa Claus runs into the house
Red-red-drunk nose,
And he wishes you
So that there is a million money.
So that an apartment and a car,
For everything to fall apart at once.
And a smile from the heart,
To have flowers every day.
This is such happiness
Will save you from all misfortunes.

In the New Fabulous Year
I dream of being
In the fiery hell itself.
As long as you don’t meet your mother-in-law!
Give me, Santa Claus,
Strength and hellish patience,
So that the mother-in-law has diarrhea,
Allergies, indigestion!
The rest is nonsense.
You have money, you don't need intelligence.
Always ready for yourself
I laugh until I drop.

The New Year has come, how great it is!
Ahead, in reserve, who has
A new path to hope, happiness, faith:
Open the doors for them soon!
They will bring you to your humble home,
Confetti, flowers and lots of food.
(If ordered, they will bring pullets,
With it - a jar of cucumbers and vodka!)
We wish you new happiness
Do not divide into small parts,
And whisper: “You have a whole new century
I give it, my beloved! »

On this holiday the whole country
At night he toils without sleep.
Waiting for twelve o'clock
Not locked with a bolt.
They drink all night long,
They eat, “buzz”, e..., walk.
They firmly believe that then,
They will always be happy.

A Christmas tree froze in the forest -
Take her home right away!
By the time we got out of the forest,
The frost got to us too.
Standing in the corner frozen
And the branches are drawn towards us,
So that we can all stay warm here,
Let's skip a hundred grams!
Look, our Christmas tree
It's getting warmer
But something is not enough, wifey,
Toys among the branches.
How few golden cones -
Yes, this is just a shame!
So that there are twice as many of them,
Let's skip a hundred grams!
Little Christmas tree
Warm in winter
Sleep, Christmas tree friend,
We're crawling home!
The Christmas tree is warm,
It's warm for us too.
Even the Christmas tree loves it
Pull a hundred grams!

My friend, the New Year is coming soon,
And now we have a lot to do with you,
You need to have time to visit all your friends,
Drink here, eat salads there.
So come on, don’t lie around idle,
Get up quickly and dress warmly.
And let's start our New Year's marathon:
Olive shell, fur coat, baked meat loaf.

A new year is coming,
Santa Claus is coming to visit us.
Hello Dedushka Moroz!
Did you bring us gifts?
What did you bring? Candy, a book?
Old man, it would be better if you brought your savings book!
For what other verse without a doubt?
You know, grandfather, throw the bag away.
New Year is a good holiday!
Oh, you prankster grandfather!
Well, why do you need a bag?
Better drink up the road!
Grandfather, it's time for you to go home!
Let's fly, kids!
Hit him harder!
It immediately became more fun!
Another year will pass
Santa Claus will come again
He will bring candy, a book,
Will run away skipping again
Every year it's the same thing
I would have punched him in the face!

I wish you a new year
So that everything would disappear,
What's stopping you from living?
And your wallet is fat
It must come from money!
I wish you a beautiful house,
Nice car,
A big basin of health to you,
So that your back doesn't ache!
And the main thing is that you
The toilet was made of gold!!!

Happy New Year,
We wish you happiness and joy!
Everyone who is single should get married,
To everyone who is in a quarrel - make peace,
Forget about grievances
Everyone who is sick - become healthy
Bloom, rejuvenate.
Everyone. who is skinny - become fatter
Too fat - lose weight.
Too smart - become simpler,
Narrow-minded people need to wise up.
To all gray hairs - to darken,
So that bald people have hair
They thickened at the top,
Like Siberian forests!
For songs, for dancing
They never stopped talking.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
May trouble pass us by!

I wish that Santa Claus
I brought you a bag of joy,
Another bag - with laughter,
And let the third one be a success!
Your sadness, your melancholy
You put it in his bag.
Let him collect it all
And it will take you further into the forest!

New Year, New Year,
No worries!
Let's fool around for glory -
It's New Year!
There's nothing to be ashamed of these days
Have fun, people!
Well, when to break away,
Why not on New Year's?
Happy New Year
Leads us to joy.
Everything will be as planned
And not vice versa!
Happy New Year -
He's ready to hug everyone
Let's get fancy
No fools with you!

Come visit us on New Year's Day
Not for tea, soda and kvass!..
We will praise in every toast
We are the country, ourselves and us.
To avoid a quarrel
Using idioms,
New Year's holiday is coming soon -
We are looking forward to seeing you very much!

I wish you in the New Year
12 months of health,
53 weeks of happiness,
365 days of success,
8760 hours of joy,
525600 minutes of love
and 31,536,000 unforgettable seconds!

What a holiday - New Year!
There is a noisy round dance at the Christmas tree,
Champagne, gifts,
Cozy snowdrift in the park...
They say on New Year's Eve
Whatever you want...
Let not one snowdrift
Your holiday doesn't end.

May the New Year bring magic,
No, not heavenly, completely earthly:
Well, for example, a tire got punctured -
Immediately two people rolled up the spare wheel.
Or if there was a hole
In the pocket where the last stash was,
You should look around with longing -
There was a pack of bucks lying nearby.
Or, for example, I was late for work,
Are you afraid that your boss will suddenly punish you?
And he greets you warmly and shakes your hand
And he says that he has already boiled the kettle.
May miracles happen in the New Year,
Dreams and wishes come true.
And let the voices of your loved ones
They whisper to us not “goodbye”, but “goodbye”!

New Year... Well, what's so special about it?
Olivier, champagne and drunken Santa Claus,
A tomorrow morning... My head feels bad,
There are gaps in memory - that's the forecast!
That's why I want to enter the New Year
If possible, sober and adequate,
Find peace and clarity in your soul,
May every day be bright and pleasant!

Happy New Year and new happiness,
With a new car and a new dacha!
WITH new job, with a higher salary, -
You will be shoveling money there.
Just be careful, don’t change your family,
Just don't forget your parents
Don't lose friends - they are better than money.
Well, that seems to be all - we managed to congratulate you!

Santa Claus will bring you in a bag
Unearthly miracles!
Laughter is funny, real,
Joy - like in heaven!
Please accept congratulations,
And dance from your heart!
At midnight don't forget
Best wishes to hurry!
There will be everything: love and happiness,
A sea of ​​all kinds of luck,
If there is heat, it is only from passion!
And only tears of joy!

May the New Year be good,
And on the table - balyk, caviar!
So that you continue to love,
But don't forget to eat and drink!
Always remember your home
Hangover so as not to knock down the syndrome,
And even if you get drunk today,
Wake up in the morning with a clear head!

The sound of boots can be heard in the hallway.
Someone in civilian clothes. Father Frost!
Even though he is drunk and has a red face,
But he brought gifts to us.
I drank a glass with my dad,
Children's listening to a rhyme
And stroking my mother's ass,
Grandfather reached into the big bag.
He took out his gifts:
Mom - a new peignoir,
For dad - a glass with monograms,
Grandfather - a new samovar,
Grandma - golden candles,
Children - who wanted what.
He threw his beard over his shoulders,
Apparently he was sweating a lot.
Shouting: “And now - mazurka!” -
Spun around the table.
Then his Snow Maiden came
And Frost took her away.
All the fun died down smoothly,
The dog whined in the hallway...
Yes, how nice he is,
This same Santa Claus!

New Year! New Year!
Happy holiday, guys!
We'll celebrate the new year
Shaggy as always!
We'll drink champagne
Eat, overeat,
We will sing songs,
Laugh, laugh.
We'll do stupid things
Sleeping face down in salads
In general, we'll just live,
Like all year, guys!

Happy New Year
And we wish from the bottom of our hearts,
May the ships be happy
We have reached your harbors,
They creaked, they buzzed,
We puffed and arrived.
So that you can unload them
At the New Year's ringing hour,
To get to the basket
Happiness to each of you,
Even a small basket
Only to each of you,
And there is such a desire:
Just make up
Tried to cast shadows
For your ruddy appearance,
To the vast and serene
To your healthy appearance.
So that by sea and land,
In reality, not in dreams,
LUCKY came to see you
In high heels,
On creaking, on melodious
On funny heels...

The New Year has arrived with a snowy gait,
New discoveries now await us:
New achievements, new things,
The old blizzard has outlived its failures.

New mistakes... well, where would we be without them,
New purchases... my husband has quieted down.
New smiles, new callus,
I'll learn a new billiard game called Carom.

In general, everything is new, new things to do,
And she hugged her husband in a new way.
Happy New Year, dear, faithful friends,
Old and new for everyone: living and being.

Happy New Year, I congratulate you,
Happy year of happiness and year of love!
Let your loved ones not know grief,
And let happiness beckon them with it.

I wish you fun in the coming year,
Let all adversity go away,
And there were many adventures,
And at home - light and comfort!

And let the champagne sparkle
Let the fireworks shine brightly,
They promise you a lot of fun,
And in the New Year - new victories!

Happy New Year!
Let winter flood you with happiness
There will be a reason for fun,
Joy will soon decorate the house.

Only good weather
Promises every day
So that there will be countless successes,
And love is the strongest of all!

Happy New Year! Whirlwind of snowflakes
Let him be filled with inspiration,
Will give bright, long successes,
It will wash over you with pure tenderness.

Let life become an envy:
Long, noisy and beautiful,
Gives laughter, fun, joy,
And great happiness!

May it be under the New Year's tree
Santa Claus with a huge bag
Will bring a lot of happiness
And two carriages of luck.

Everyone's dreams will come true
On this excellent holiday,
You will believe in magic
On a wonderful New Year's evening!

Soon there will be a new year,
A lot of holiday troubles
He will bring it along with the Christmas tree,
To make you happy for a long time!

Happy New Year, friends,
Let the family gather
All on a magical winter evening
And will warm you with a warm welcome!

Tired nature sleeps
Under the duvet
But, meeting the change of year,
The whole area lit up.

Everyone expects and believes in a miracle
On New Year's Eve,
Santa Claus will burst through the doors
And it will fulfill all your wishes!

Happy New Year,
May he bring joy
And all in a friendly round dance,
We will escape from worries.

Santa Claus bag of gifts,
You and I are already lucky,
There is happiness and luck,
A stack of fresh banknotes.

We spend the old year boldly,
He will take everything bad
And only luck will remain,
Yes, love is a cycle.

Snow lilies are blooming outside the window again,
And the frost decorated the windows with filigree.
May it be New Year good fairy tale comes into your house!
I wish that he takes you back to childhood,

There are tangerines, and a Christmas tree, and candles are burning,
The yellow moon rose behind the window,
Old toys have a naive and affectionate look,
And the feeling: everything will be fine now!

New Year is coming, congratulations!
Let me tell your fortune by your hand.
Oh, and great happiness awaits you!
And love, as I see it, is irrepressible.

Look, the line promises wealth.
Let it come true, because that’s what you need.
But this, I see, is friendship and brotherhood.
Let friends always walk side by side.

Let's throw away the magic, I wish you
May your every day be inimitable.
This year only promises happiness,
He promises to fulfill all wishes.

Putin congratulates you on the New Year

A glass of vodka on the table!

I wish you a New Year,
So that everything would disappear
What's stopping you from living?
And your wallet is fat
It must come from money!

I wish you a beautiful house,
Nice car
A big basin of health to you,
So that your back doesn't ache!
And the main thing is that you
The toilet was made of gold!

Happy New Year,
And with all my heart I wish,
So that on your Christmas tree,
Instead of holiday animals,
About half a dozen showed off
Half-liter bubbles.
So that Santa Claus is happy,
Squinting a drunken eye,
The most delicious, the sweetest
I treated you to champagne!

Cool reminder

If on New Year's night,
A strange guest will come to you -
Someone with a white beard
In a red fur hat,
With a long staff in his hand
And with gifts in a bag,
With a loud laugh,
With a kind look...
So you don’t need to drink anymore!

May the New Year be good,
And on the table - balyk, caviar!
So that you continue to love,
But don't forget to eat and drink!

Always remember your home
Hangover so as not to knock down the syndrome,
And even if you get drunk today,
Wake up in the morning with a clear head!

Let Santa Claus have a crimson nose
He will make a contribution to your savings book,
Snow Maiden secretly all year
Gives him good cognac,
And Santa Claus is out of the bag
The currency snowball will shake!

If this New Year
Nobody will come to visit
Congratulate, have fun,
So you don’t need to drink a lot -
Dress up as Santa Claus
And go for a walk as a collective farm!

Happy New Year
And we want Santa Claus
All the troubles and sorrows
Took me to the dark kingdom
And would bring you fun,
Jokes, laughter
And unprecedented success.

Happy New Year!
And I hasten to wish you,
Money so that with his arrival
There was nowhere to go.

New ups without downs,
To live a happy life,
And everything for money
You will not be able to buy:

Laughter, joy, good luck,
True friendship and kindness,
Sincere love hot
And heartfelt warmth.

Light and quiet in the Universe,
And I read the star code:
Walking in knee-deep snowdrifts
From the future - New Year!
May this year
With new happiness,
To you on a dark night
He will enter the house
And along with the smell of spruce
It will bring goodness and happiness.

Happy New Year!
We wish you happiness in life!
To get you through this year
No worries and no worries.
So that all dreams come true,
And in this new year
upcoming young
In the world - peace, in life - happiness
And the house is full of fun!
To everyone who is in a quarrel - make peace,
Everyone who is single should get married,
Forget about grievances
Who doesn't love - will love,
Everyone who is sick - become healthy,
Bloom, rejuvenate,
Everyone who is boring - become cheerful,
Ugly - become prettier
Everyone who is skinny should become fatter,
Too fat - lose weight
Too smart - become simpler,
Narrow-minded people need to wise up!
To all gray hairs - so that they turn black,
So that bald people have hair -
Thickened at the top
Like Siberian forests!
For songs, for dancing
They didn’t stop talking until the morning!
Happy New Year!
With new happiness!

Voice funny Happy New Year greetings

Putin congratulates you on 2019

May the New Year bring happiness!

Live joyfully, magically, fabulously - a good song

Happy New Year!
I wish you happiness and joy!
Don't drink wine - cognac,
For a snack - pike perch,
Thicker New Year's cake
There are more friends at the table,
Have fun from the heart
But you can't fall under the tree,
To Santa Claus
He wasn’t taken to the sobering-up station.

I wish you achievements, success, beginnings,
Discoveries and creativity in the New Year!
May the spirit of creation, the joy of dreams
They bring a series of pleasant worries!
Health and happiness, love and prosperity!
May your life's path be smooth.

On New Year's Eve
Open the doors wide
Even though the blizzard is blowing
And the blizzard roars.
On New Year's Eve
Happiness comes to people.
Let it come to you too.

New Year? New Year!
What will he bring with him?
New apartment?
For a cheese sandwich?
Or a crust of bread,
What about supports in the corners?
Winning the lottery
Or, as usual, shish?
Joy and fun
Or a potion of sadness?
A vigorous woman,
Or green melancholy?
Tender hugs
Or is fate a curse?
Faith and aspirations
Or just doubts?
Rainbows like prisms
Or cataclysms?
Or health stunted cereal?
He's a master at surprises!
What will he bring with him?
This new New Year?

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What a holiday - New Year!
There is a noisy round dance at the Christmas tree,
Champagne, gifts,
Cozy snowdrift in the park...

They say on New Year's Eve
Whatever you want...
Let not one snowdrift
Your holiday doesn't end.

I'll tell you for the New Year
In the large stars the firmament
I'll give it for the first time
The stars will become part of us.

And instantly picked up
Their mysterious motive
You and I will dissolve
In a starry tale, blue!

May you have happiness in the New Year
He will definitely enter the house!
Keep the door wide open
And wait for his appearance.

Will cross your threshold
And it will relieve you from worries,
All illnesses and misfortunes,
Even small misfortunes.

Will bring you in the New Year
A lot of joyful troubles
And work for the soul -
But not for pennies at all!

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