Cool. Short, funny congratulations. Funny SMS “Happy Birthday” to a man

You are a man anywhere!
May the years beautify you,
Be cheerful and happy
And always loved!

Work for your beloved, peace in the house,
Money and be in a good mood,
Wife with understanding, love, patience,
AND for long years life to you. Happy Birthday!

I wish the winds good luck
They brought you success, luck,
Hope and love to boot.
And a lot of happiness! Happy Birthday!

Today is only your day!
Let money flow to you.
Let your troubles go away.
Years make a man!
And let your friends be true,
All grievances will be forgotten.

Be lucky and strong
Get a stable income.
Chest forward, make a fist!
Happy birthday! All the best.

On your birthday
I wish you happiness.
So that you can be a macho man,
Passionate, tender and hot.
To love, to be loved
And always unique.

Happy birthday to you.
May good luck come your way more often,
The mood will always be cheerful
And what we planned turns out!

In my career - upswing and a sea of ​​successes,
Reliable friends and cheerful laughter.
Good luck, luck, new discoveries
And there's more in life pleasant events.

To joyfully and simply
Your life has always flowed
And all issues were resolved
And current affairs
Those who love were waiting at home...
Let it be so for you!

Let there be confidence in the future.
May you succeed in everything you have in mind.
Unearthly love, to give warmth,
And may you always be lucky in life!

I wish to live and inspire,
Charge everyone with optimism,
Don't waste energy
And surprise with nobility!

Always stay afloat
Even if it’s not stormy like a child,
So that in severe frost and heat
You always looked great!

Reliable, devoted friends,
In the service of promotion,
Have a good and happy day,
Good luck, happy birthday!

Best wishes to you
And turtle patience,
Of course, swan love,
Divine inspiration
In the pocket of foreign money,
On my birthday I wish you
May everything be great with you!

I wish you to live an interesting life,
Good luck to you everywhere.
To have something to be proud of in life,
May all your wishes come true.

We wish you happiness, inspiration,
In matters of contentment, respect,
And on your birthday, strength, success,
Attention from loved ones, blessings and light.

I wish you strength
Over the years it has increased.
There was a lot of health
Yes, so that it doesn’t decrease!

So that your beloved woman
I was next to you
Could balance
With just one look.

I wish you on your birthday,
Be happy and don't be sad
Appreciate every moment of life,
And don't be afraid to dream big.

I wish you more luck and goodness.
And so that there is enough warmth from your beloved.
You achieve victories with strength and zeal.
Always be successful in everything.
Happy Birthday!

I wish you victories in everything,
Health, happiness, long years!
Always go forward boldly
And may good luck await you!

Happy birthday!
Boy, you're already big.
I don’t know what to wish for you...
Always be yourself!

Everyone wishes you happiness
Long life and not to get sick,
They avoided bad weather.
You are handsome - keep it up!

I wish you a yacht, a dacha,
The suitcase comes with some extra money.
Be patient a little longer
You'll buy an island soon.

I wish you a beautiful life:
Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer!
Go to the bathhouse on weekends,
Live to the fullest!
And so that the wife is obedient,
TO mink coats indifferent,
To feed you deliciously,
So that she is skillful in bed!
In general, more all sorts of benefits,
What is in your men's dreams!

You are not gray-haired, but brutal. You don’t have a beer belly, but accumulated experience and knowledge that didn’t fit into your head. And what will fall out of you will not be sand, but gunpowder, which is still in your powder flasks. Search in everything positive sides. And today is not another day on which old age creeps up on you, but another milestone that you have achieved with dignity and become one step closer to your goals, cherished desires and to all the interesting things that still await you ahead. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday! Don't get drunk
And moderately “accept”!
In the bullpen, prison, hospital
Never hit.

Keep your mind clear and sober,
The heart is burning fieryly.
Prostatitis, enuresis
You'll never know.

So that your nerves are steel,
So that I can achieve everything.
To dollars and euros
Didn't fit in the wallet.

In the Maldives and Hawaii
Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger.
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
Let everything come true in due time!

Happy Birthday
And I wish you all the best:
Lots of joy and money
In reality, not in dreams!

In every business, endeavor,
Only success - to the skies,
Inspiration, prosperity,
And any other miracles!

You were born, and it doesn't matter
How many years ago?
On this day I wish
May there always be harmony in the family!

So that your wife meets you at home
In a mini-dress up to the elbows,
And the children's loud laughter
Made everyday life more fun.

So that friends with a keg of beer
We came sometimes
And today, on my birthday,
And with a bottle of cognac!

Today is your birthday!
Let's drink while standing. Where's the mug?
For your love, luck,
House, wife, apartment, dacha,
So that the car doesn't break down,
Mother-in-law often admired
Father-in-law loved and respected
Even the cat would adore it.
Live to be 100 healthy
Cheerful, cheerful,
So that on the hundredth anniversary
I was able to dance without crutches.

I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And there are more than two Mercedes.

To buy a dacha overseas,
I have accumulated bank accounts,
So that everything works out everywhere,
But the mood did not end.

Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
May you be a hammer in everything.
And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!

What can I wish for you now?
Love, health and wealth.
To go forward, press on the gas
And you knew no obstacles to your goals!

I wish that every day
You became more and more successful.
Let there be a car, a house,
May you glow with joy!

May your wife be a loving one.
I wish you loyal friends.
After all, we only have one life,
Let only happiness be in her!

Happy birthday
And we wish you good health.
And in addition to you -
A lot of money, a yacht, a dacha,

Fish, beer, “Kirieshki”,
Cheese "pigtail" and nuts
Let them find their home
In your refrigerator.

At work - only success,
More laughter in your life.
More bright, bright days.
Don't forget your family and friends.

Such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
May you be in all your glory and strength
He lived for decades more.

I want to wish you success
I want to wish love
To have reasons to laugh,
Don't let your finances fail you.

So that in this swamp of life
There was a reliable island.
And so, as they say in the navy,
Caught a fair breeze!

Happy World Men's Day! Let male heroism, courage and honor be useful to you only for bright romantic exploits, and strong man's health will become a faithful companion for life.

If you are our man,
There is a reason for congratulations
There's a reason to kiss
A very big hug!

You are strong, you are brave,
Very kind and skillful,
Cute and beautiful
But a little jealous!

Happy Men's Day,
I wish you happiness, joy,
And love for all years,
And good luck forever!

Let your career grow upward
Thoughts move forward
Well, the body is blooming,
Never fades!

Being a man is a blessing
Being a man is such an honor.
We wish you courage
A bright, carefree life.

May happiness fill your days,
May the sky be peaceful
And fate will fulfill your dream
On the holiday - World Men's Day!

Be healthy, rich and happy,
So that problems run away.
So that the stars don't fade away,
And they showed the way to happiness!

Gentlemen, line up,
We are coming to congratulate you!
Happy holiday to you,
Let's wish everything decently -
To be with mustaches, beards,
So that you can lift the weight yourself,
So that your brutal image
Our outfit would highlight it!
Be healthy guys
Be with warm hearts.
Young, world-class,
Happy Men's Day, dear ones!

This day is necessary
It's great to be a man!
The whole world admires you,
After all, there is no stronger species.

Stay as cool as you are
Reasonable and passionate.
Be a protector for the weak
And with the mighty we are on equal terms.

You are our protection
You are our support,
Life is blurry without you,
And there is no dispute about this.

It will be sad without you
And unbearable
My soul will be empty
And everything will be by.

Well, it's better for you and me
Even if for no reason,
With soul and hearts
We love you, men.

MAN is a symbol of honor and protection,
I love it when you walk next to me
And the doors are all open before us,
And they are not afraid of snowstorms or rain.

Don't let bad news touch you,
Fatigue and betrayal of friends.
And if necessary, I will help. After all, we are together.
And together you and I are twice as strong!

What is a man needed in the world for?
To be a husband to a wife,
So that one day children will appear,
To make women fall in love.

The stronger sex, respect and respect!
There is a hypothesis that you transferred,
That some fly bit you,
You have become smaller, like a barberry.

Congratulations on the holiday of the few
Survivors of feminism, matriarchy,
We are on our way with such men,
For whom even the devil is not a brother!

Male strength, beauty
She conquered us women
In all ages. kindness to you
It was there, it didn’t fade away.

We give you love
And generous attention.
We wish you again and again
Mutual understanding.

To always warm you
Your halves.
They only painted for years,
Scars and wrinkles.

So that ladies are next to you
They smiled sweetly.
And all the problems, dramas
They decided on their own.

May your work be easy,
Career is only going up.
Good luck with crazy hands soon
Catch it and hold on tight.

Be desirable among women
For a long time, or better yet, all your life, until the end.
I wish every woman to fall in love
Well done to someone like you.

Happiness, good luck,
Health, goodness,
Have a good job,
And a lot of money!

My wife is like candy
Children are angels,
And a car and a yacht,
Both the villa and the garden.

Friends - only true ones,
Success in business.
Be number one
Always in life!

Cool birthday wish for a man

What does a macho man want on his birthday?
From lovely women of tenderness
Rolls-Royce and a dacha near Moscow
Go home with the beauty

But before that, take a walk
Meet dawn with friends
Go to a club and restaurant
And drink there to the lovely ladies

We had to wish you
For all this to suddenly come true
"My dreams come true" -
I thought on your birthday!

Cool birthday greetings to a man in verse

People say that a man is
And the Sultan, and yet a breadwinner.
Well, but good reason
Get yourself a decent harem.

Well, as for the breadwinner, everything is clear here:
This means pumping oil in the garden.
Life like this is not dangerous at all,
Let him go in the same way.

Let the sock find a pair,
Borscht is always waiting hot,
It's good to bear such punishment,
To be called a man.

Cool verse happy birthday greetings to a man

To look sporty
To start a business,
So that with loved ones, relatives
Travel all over the country!

To all the reliefs of the body
We were only in those places
What is needed for the benefit of the business
For physical activities!

So that in the skull,
What is created for the brain
There were thoughts about worthy
And sometimes fun!

To pulse with pleasure
Became more frequent at the right moment,
To remember that everything is imperishable,
That you are young - not old!

Cool short birthday greetings to a man

I congratulate you and wish you to become
A multimillionaire, as I once dreamed of,
But when you fly past in a Porsche,
Try to spot me at the metro.

Funny happy birthday greetings for a man

Lots of money and love
We wish you
So that there is enough for your own
Even those on the edge.

You are man! Let everything be in a bundle
It's rushing and heading.
Warm house, and in the house
You are a king for the queen.

Let your dreams be knocked down
In a hurry to come true.
Let your wallet burst
In the seams from banknotes.

Happy birthday! All the best.
Tchk. Let it be so.

Funny happy birthday greetings to a man

Such men are hard to find now.
You have everything, you can’t take it away.
Handsome, successful and always loved.
So always remain like this.

Let women immediately be thrilled by the sight,
Enemies, seeing only you, weaken.
Let luck show you the way
And he will punish you with mad happiness.

We also wish you a lot, a lot of strength,
May God protect you on your journey.
So that you become the eternal darling of fate,
He lived in abundance and love all his days.

Funny happy birthday greetings for a man

On my birthday I wish:
May you be lucky everywhere!
To be the first on vacation,
I was not the last to work!
So that the apartment is big
The house outside the city is tall!
So that salaries and advances
Didn't fit in the wallet!
For good health -
It’s impossible without him!
So that you are not forgotten
All old friends!

The funniest birthday greetings for a man

IN wonderful holiday birthday
What can a man wish for?
Success, joy, luck,
A BMW X5 car.

Let the fun flow like a river,
There are so many friends, you can’t count them,
And at night to sleep with you
Model with bust “number 5”.

In the morning to leave the bungalow
To the Mediterranean coast,
And the sun said tenderly:
“Let everything in life be ok!”

Cool happy birthday greetings to a young man

I wish you the keys to the car,
May you never be sad!
And everything a man wants -
There are always beauties with curves,
More cold beer
Salted fish under it,
So that everything always lasts longer,
Nothing irritated me!

I wish you good health, stable finances,
Let things burn in your strong hands.
To the family - understanding, happiness, patience,
In your career - great success. Happy Birthday!

I wish you a lot of strength on your birthday,
At work - happiness, at home - understanding,
So that you are satisfied with your life,
So that all wishes can be boldly fulfilled.

Let there be strength in your hands, fire in your chest, and let there be fundamental ideas in your head. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday!
And I want to wish you:
Long life, love, luck,
Manage life boldly!

I wish you strength
Over the years it has increased.
There was a lot of health
Yes, so that it doesn’t decrease!

So that your beloved woman
I was next to you
Could balance
With just one look.

Birthday is a glorious holiday,
Among the holidays, it is the main one.
Today I wish
Find you the key to heaven,
Be healthy, strong, brave,
Kind, affectionate, skillful.



Happy birthday!
Happiness, peace, kindness.
I wish that throughout life
You have always been successful.

Never give up
Don't be sad, don't bend,
Be good and be faithful.
Let the path be easy.
I sincerely wish you happiness,
Happy birthday!

Be lucky and strong
Get a stable income.
Chest forward, make a fist!
Happy birthday! All the best.



In my career - upswing and a sea of ​​successes,
Reliable friends and cheerful laughter.
Good luck, luck, new discoveries
And there will be more pleasant events in life.

I wish you health and happiness.
May you be lucky in everything, everywhere.
Let comfort and warmth live in the house,
Hope and faith, love and goodness.

Let the money, huddled in flocks of birds,
flying towards you like a hurricane.
Let them surround, attack and climb
with impudence in your pocket.

Everything in life will be ups and downs,
Just a drop of sorrow and a lot of pleasure.
I only wish you luck in everything,
Be a successful man! Happy Birthday!

A great holiday - a birthday.
You have become older, wiser and cooler!
We wish you without embarrassment
Getting better all the time!

Our man, happy birthday!
I wish you to be strong and responsible
Don't let luck slip out of your hands,
Accept the gifts of fate.

I wish you joy and warmth
And a great mood,
May your birthday
There will be a lot of wonderful things!



I wish you with all my heart,
May you always be cheerful,
Walking happily through life
With a chest full of happiness!

May everything always go smoothly,
Everything should be in order everywhere.
Love, enthusiasm and luck!
Fire in your eyes and happy birthday!

Happy Birthday.
I wish you not to grow old,
Be in a great mood
Have a sense of humor!

We wish you happiness, inspiration,
In matters of contentment, respect,
And on your birthday, strength, success,
Attention from loved ones, blessings and light.

Let there be confidence in the future.
May you succeed in everything you have in mind.
Unearthly love, to give warmth,
And may you always be lucky in life!

I wish to be needed and needed.
I wish you to love and always be loved,
Capable of feat, able to surprise
AND important qualities don't lose it!



May your life be bright
Problems are easily solved
May things go well
Health, joy, good luck.

I wish you, old man,
May you be healthy and vigorous.
I always lived luxuriously, as I’m used to,
He was just as cool and fashionable.

To a successful man
We want to wish
Be healthy and strong,
And don’t lose your grip!

Today is your holiday,
Forget about all your business.
Have fun and don't be bored
Invite all your friends to visit!

A lot of happiness, a lot of money,
May you be rich in luck.
I wish you on your birthday,
An easy life without barriers.

We wish you to always stand
Your fighter is on duty,
To surprise the girls
They said “Well done”
So that everything is always appreciated,
Well, they came again!

Happy birthday, faithful man!
You are so cool, awesome
I wish you great success
And always strive forward.

Our wishes are brief:
Be healthy, live in abundance.

Let wealth rain down from heaven,
And you will see a million miracles!
Let your birthday be fun,
And it will turn into a new adventure!

I don’t want to wish for health - you have it in full!
And I won’t wish for love - you already have a wife!
Well, I’d rather wish you a birthday,
May you take luck and luck as your friend!

On my birthday my liver is in shock,
The holiday will be endless!
Let's celebrate your birthday
So we won’t notice the morning!

I am writing to you to congratulate you,
My friend, my good old stump!
Though far away, but on my birthday
I will drink yours all day long!

Live to the fullest
Don't let go of the mug!
After all, Birthday is your holiday,
Let's have a fun celebration with you!

There are so many years ahead
You are not an old man yet!
Have fun and light up
Congratulations!

Don't hold a tit in your hand,
Catch the crane from the sky!
New page for the day
Open and wait for miracles!

Let SMS be like a rooster
It will wake you up, my friend!
Don't be lazy on your birthday,
Get up, wait for the guests and cheer up!

Let your house be filled with gifts,
May the phone never stop ringing on your birthday,
Set the table and expect the best guests to come!
Hold your tail like a pistol and look more cheerful!

It's good that you were born in winter!
On my birthday I can drink vodka with you,
And you can warm up on your holiday by fishing!
A “winter” man has a strong temperament!

You appeared with the spring sun,
And then the whole world understood,
That our best man was born!
I’m sending a greeting to you for your birthday!

You are hot, like hot heat,
After all, I was born in the summer!
Happy Birthday, dear!
There is no one better than you!

It's autumn time - and we shout hurray!
After all, you are the birthday boy today, our bosom friend!
Life is full bright days, let there be less in it
Bad weather and rain! And more of us, friends!

Don't ask fate for happiness
Better yet, create it yourself!
On your birthday, be a “good boy”
And don’t upset your friends!

I send you congratulations
In your SMS!
On your birthday, let there be a lot
There will be money and friends!

For fun and Have a good mood Below are short SMS messages for your beloved man. A cool meaning will amuse your congratulations- "Happy birthday". Hooray!

I hasten to congratulate my beloved weirdo on a special day of the year - live and be happy, and your vanilla will always be there!)

Poems, and even for sms, were written short quatrains so that the man does not get tired of reading it and accepts it yours is cool congratulations “Happy Birthday” with a smile on your lips and joy in your eyes.

Come and see me tonight

Let your exorbitant sexual appetite

Does not affect appearance in any way!

Let your body shake with orgasm

I wish you reliable business partners

So that passionate chicks warm the bed

And they admired what a male you are!)

Let your wishes flow like a fountain,

I kiss you in all sorts of places

And don’t let the summer take its toll on you!

So that the hour hand stands at 12!

And eat your favorite jam in the morning!

I wish you a sea of ​​tireless love

And so that it is incomparable with anything!

I wish that today your main guest will be fun,

And tomorrow you won’t be bothered at all by a terrible hangover!

To feminine scents you were only excited

And on the love front you received medals!

So that your table is bursting with goodies today,

And in a friendly company there was an intimate conversation!

Let every joke be framed by a smile,

And a beautiful violin played in my soul!

I wish you great luck in your business,

Let the years rush by like crazy horses,

And I wish to achieve harmony in everything!

Let the smile on your lips not disappear,

Never associated with getting old!

Don't look for an adventure today,

So that in a year I will have to celebrate my birthday!

I wish you to enjoy your ending today!)

May you drink vodka easily today,

Well, in the evening there will be a beauty in bed!

May all your dreams come true,

Good luck, have a positive and joyful birthday celebration!

I wish you not to grow old, not to get sick,
Getting younger year by year.
Happiness, joy, success,
Less sadness, more laughter.

The essence of the congratulations is simple -
I wish I could live another half century
In a pleasant environment
In love and respect.

What can I wish for you? Wealth? Good luck?
From life, every husband wants his own
And we wish you just happiness,
So that there is a little bit, but everything!

Your soul does not know fatigue,
And my life illuminates like the sun,
And the warmth warms your eyes.
And you are young, in spite of your years!

Be happy, be unique,
Always love and be loved
May flowers always grow
And the holiday will be where you are!

I need you, my heart,
Like a hunter needs a gun.
I need you, my joy,
How ships need the sea.

You are a man, you are a book between books,
You are a rolled, sealed scroll,
There is an abundance of thoughts and words in his lines,
Every moment in his pages is insane.

Please accept our congratulations,
A piece of our warmth.
We wish you good health,
Comfort, happiness and kindness.

Health and vigor for many years to come.

Let there be joy next to you!

We wish you personal happiness,
Excellent mood
May you be healthy
She lived to see her grandchildren’s wedding.

We simply wish from the bottom of our hearts
Health, happiness, kindness,
Don't remember sorrows and troubles,
Live happily until you are a hundred years old.

May your life go peacefully.
Live without knowing sorrow and troubles
And may your health be strong
For many many, many years.

We wish you good health
And happy fine days,
Let there be happiness in your home
And many devoted friends.

May your hand always be strong
Shoulder reliable, hawkish look.
Even if a man’s fate is not easy,
But the peak of success will be taken by you!

I wish you strength and willpower,
Walk through life proudly, ahead,
So that you are satisfied with your fate,
So that the world loves you and you are happy in it.

I wish you to live your life - not to stumble,
I wish everyone that you created to be proud,
I wish everyone to love you
And so that there are only friends around.

A man has no "age"
Always be young and successful.
Live your life to be a hundred years old,
Washing only with sinless happiness.

To be strong means to always be yourself,
Sometimes you enter into an unequal battle with fate.
But that's who you are. And thank God.
Let fate kick you and break your leg!

You are a stately man, strong and brave,
Diligent and dexterous, successful, skillful,
Catch my birthday wishes:
Joy, happiness, good luck, recognition!

Stay a cheerful guy
The soul of any company!
And on your birthday confess:
The years have no power over you!

Hooray! Birthday! Starting to success
To the toasts of friends, congratulations of guests,
You next year you won't waste it!
I wish you brilliant ideas!

Successful career, health, good luck,
IN personal affairs only consent
Huge love, but how could it be otherwise?
Good luck and boundless happiness!

Happy birthday, Man with a capital letter,
You are not old now, but matured!
May your health consistently please you,
What you wished for will come true soon!