Riddles that now seem vulgar. Vulgar riddles

1. A pear is hanging - you can’t eat it. Why?
(Boxers can fill their faces.)

2. All piz @ a, and one ride.
(Husband is on a business trip.)

3. Everyone rides, but one piz @ a.
(Husband got hit by a trolleybus.)

4. All piz @ a, no one riding.
(The trolley bus fell off the bridge.)

5. A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on "E".
(Eat strawberries.)

6. How many Negroes does it take to bury a man?
(Five. Four carry the coffin, and the fifth goes in front with a tape recorder.)

7. About 40 million people do THIS at night. What it is?
(Internet)

8. Crawling down the hill, running up the hill.
(Snot.)

9. A woman stands on the floor, opening her hole.
(Stove.)

10. Get up, reach the sky.
(Rainbow.)

11. There is a board in the teeth, longing in the eyes.
(The peasant fell into a village push.)

12. What can not be eaten for breakfast?
(Dinner and supper.)

13. Without arms, without legs for a woman lope!
(Yoke.)

14. Jumps smartly and eats carrots?
(Bubka is on a diet.)

15. Who doesn't get their hair wet in the pouring rain?
(Bald.)

16. Not a rooster, but sings, not a grandfather, but a grandmother, who is this?
(Philip Kirkorov.)

17. One wheel thousand wings - what is it?
(Wheelbarrow with manure.)

18. What is it: a hard one is inserted into a soft one, and the balls dangle nearby?
(Earrings.)

19. Two women at the fence: one is glued, the other is sewn ... What should be done with them?
(Tear off the first, tear off the second.)

20. Red, long, 21?
(Tram.)

21. What is blue gold?
(Beloved wife got drunk.)

22. What is excited by Koch's wand?
(1. tuberculosis; 2. Koch's wife.)

23. What unites burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman?
(Didn't get it out...)

24. Two rings, two ends...
(Very fancy New Russian.)

25. A dead man lies in the desert. Behind the shoulders is a bag, on the belt is a flask of water.
For many kilometers around there is not a single living soul.
What did the man die of and what was in his bag?
(The man died from hitting the ground, and in the bag is a parachute that did not open.)

26. What is the difference between a teacher and a pedophile?
(A pedophile truly loves children.)

27. The 12-storey building has an elevator.
Only 2 people live on the ground floor, from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which button in the elevator of this house is pressed more often than others?
(Regardless of the distribution of residents by floors, button "1".)

28. With onions and eggs, but not a pie?
(Robin Hood.)

29. Pinocchio, Malvina, an honest customs officer and a filthy cop are riding in a compartment.
They play cards, there is a lot of money in the bank, the train enters the tunnel.
After leaving the tunnel, the money disappeared. Who stole the money?
(The cop is filthy, because the first three do not exist in nature ...)

30. Where does the snowman come from?
(From ZIMBABwe.)

31. Which country is the most armed?
(Israel, ... everyone walks there with sawn-off shotguns.)

32. What is it - the color of lilac, sees back the same way as forward, and jumps higher than the bell tower?
(A white blind horse, because the lilac is white, and the bell tower is not at all
jumps.)

33. What is it: the eyes are afraid - the hands are doing.
(Sex on the phone.)

34. Small, yellow under the bed lies, on the "Z" begins.
(Kopeck. Why on "Z"? Rolled up ...)

35. A three-letter word that any man is afraid of?
(More!)

36. What is: the kindest ghost in the world with a motor?
(Zaporozhets.)

37. A loves B, B loves C?
What to do A?
(Find another B.)

38. What is it: there is a head, there is no head, there is a head, there is no head?
(Lame behind the fence.)

39. They buried a prostitute, they wrote on the tombstone:
"Now they will always be together." Who are they?
(Legs.)

40. How good it is for you and me, I am under you, and you are on me.
(Hedgehog carries an apple.)

41. What is it: flies and glitters?
(A mosquito with a gold tooth.)

42. What is: 90/60/90?
(Speed with a traffic cop.)

43. Stop log in case of emergency braking.
(Pillar.)

44. Earrings for simpletons.
(Noodles.)

45. Arithmetic mean between a bicycle and a motorcycle?
(Moped.)

46. Hanging on the wall, green and beeping.
(Herring. Hanging on the wall because I hung it there, green because I painted it, and squeaks so that no one would guess.)

47. Gets out of the water, eight tits, three p@#dy (Eight-tit trip@#dec.)

48. Hanging between the legs, stinks and yells?
(Motorbike.)

49. What does a woman have on her body, a Jew has on her mind, is used in hockey and on a chessboard?
(Combination.)

50. What question no one will ever answer "yes" to?
(Sleeping to the question: "Are you sleeping?")

51. How can you walk while sitting?
(In the toilet - on the toilet.)

52. With scales - but not a fish, with p # $ doy - but not a woman, with wings - but not a bird.
(Scaly n#$ winged.)

53. When is a person in a room without a head?
(When he sticks it out of the window into the street.)

54. What is the three-letter word now most often written on the walls of toilets in schools and universities?
(You yourself X#@! The correct answer is WWW!)

55. Which social group has critical days twice a year?
(Students.)

56. When the goat is seven years old, what will happen next?
(The eighth will go.)

57. Around the water, and in the middle of the law. What it is?
(The prosecutor is bathing.)

58. Can a man marry his widow's sister?
(No.)

59. Why is a hat worn?
(Because she doesn't walk herself.)

60. Small, yellowish, poking around in the ground.
(The Vietnamese is looking for a mine.)

61. Small, yellowish somersaults in the sky.
(Found!!!)

62. Why do you go to bed when you want to sleep?
(By gender.)

63. Can an ostrich call itself a bird?
(No, he can't talk.)

64. What should be done to keep four guys in one boot?
(Remove one boot from each.)

65. He left his grandfather, and left his grandmother ...
(Sex.)

66. What is it: power lies, and water runs?
(The deputy is given an enema.)

67. What is it - green, press the button - red?
(Frog in the mixer.)

68. Cross-eyed, small, in a white fur coat, in felt boots?
(Chukotka Santa Claus.)
69. What is it: gold coins fall from a branch?
(Common in the land of fools.)

70. What do blacksmiths forge in the forest?
(And x#d knows him!)

71. Dry wedge, wet wedge?
(Wet wedge, damn it!)

72. The goose barked all over Rus'.
(Swan.)

73. What is: two bellies, four ears?
(Cat wedding.)

74. Wrinkled Titus amuses the whole village.
(Lack of youth in the countryside.)

75. How many eggs can a woman hold in one hand?
(Both.)

76. Why is it warm for women in stockings in winter, and cold for men in jeans?
(Because the men's heater is x@#vy, and the women's are n$@daty.)

77. What can you throw off a naked secretary?
(The naked chief.)

78. What is it: walks on the wall and plays?
(A fly with a player in its ears.)

79. When a woman lifts her leg, what do you see?
Five letters, starts with P, ends with A.
(Heel.)

80. How fast must a dog run in order not to hear the sound of a frying pan tied to its tail?
(The dog must stand. This task in the company is immediately revealed by physics:
the physicist replies that she needs to run at supersonic speed.)

81. There is a bald hedgehog - how old is he?
(18 - he is taken to the army.)

82. I take it in two hands, put it between my legs, sweat for five minutes, and then go crazy.
(Exercise bike.)

83. What are you looking at me, undress, I'm yours.
(Bed.)
(Option: Hanger.)

84. The hairy head flies deftly over the cheek.
(Toothbrush.)

85. Black around, red in the middle.
(Radish in the ass of Negro.)

86. Black around, white in the middle.
(The radish is there, only bitten.)

87. The letter H. is called, P. will see rising.
(The trunk takes food.)

88. With claws, not a bird, flies and swears.
(Electrician.)

89. Hanging, standing, cold, hot.
(Shower.)

90. You remember it a little, it will be hard as a potato.
(Snowball.)

91. Small, gray, like an elephant.
(Baby elephant.)

92. What is it: sitting on the ceiling, chewing on a light bulb?
(Ceiling lamp-biter.)

93. Who is this: six wings, seven x#s?
(Six-winged seven...)

94. One hundred clothes and all without fasteners.
(Bum.)

95. A hunter was walking past the clock tower. He took out a gun and fired. Where did he get to?
(To the police.)

96. Nourishes in autumn, warms in winter, amuses in spring, cools in summer.
(Vodka.)

97. Where does the chicken go when crossing the road?
(On the other side of the road.)

98. A boy fell down 4 steps and broke his leg. How many legs will a boy break if he falls down 40 steps?
(Only one, because the second one is already broken.)

99. What is it: a little bald one runs through the forest?
(Hedgehog. Why is he bald? Escaped from Chernobyl.)

100. He does not bark, does not bite, but does not let him into the house.
(The wife does not let the drunken husband in.)

101. From what dishes you can not eat anything?
(From empty.)

102. Four brothers stand under one roof.
(Mafia.)

103. Who is this - small, lives in the earth, begins with "Sch"?
(Servyachok.)

104. White, not sugar. Cold, not ice.
(Dead body.)

105. What word always sounds wrong?
(The word "wrong".)

106. Ivashka stands on one leg.
(Disabled person.)

107. Why does pop buy a hat?
(Because they don't give for free.)

108. Under what tree does a hare sit when it rains?
(Under wet.)

109. What is common between money and a coffin?
(Both are first boarded up, and then lowered.)

110. Two ends, two rings, and carnations in the middle.
(Victim of a maniac.)

111. Which wheel does not spin when turning right?
(Spare.)

112. What is it: small, black, beating against glass?
(Baby in the oven.)

113. How many babies will fit in a double stroller?
(And this, depending on how to chop ...)

114. What is: hanging on the wall and crying?
(Climber.)

115. Red head - works smartly.
(Woodpecker.)

116. What is it: first white, then vzh-zh-zhik, and red?
(Poodle of a neighbor in a mixer.)

117. Without windows, without doors, and inside is a Jew sitting? What is this?
(Sarah is pregnant.)

118. What is it: small, green, stands on the panel?
(Prostitute from another planet.)

119. Hanging on a rope, called "Z".
(Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya.)

120. Who will get to the refrigerator faster - a mouse or an elephant?
(Mouse. She will arrive on a bicycle.)

121. How to find out if there is a mouse in the refrigerator without opening it?
(There should be a bicycle by the refrigerator.)

122. What is: green, bald and galloping?
(Soldier at the disco.)

123. What is it: blue, big, with a mustache and completely stuffed with hares?
(Trolleybus.)

124. Hair, hair ... and a sausage in the middle.
(Corn.)

125. Three turtles are crawling along the plane.
One says: there are no turtles in front of me, and two crawl behind me.
Another says: there is one turtle in front of me and one behind me.
The rest says: two turtles are crawling in front of me and two behind.
Question: In what case can this be?
(Answer: In case the third turtle is pi$#it.)

126. Small, yellowish, opens the door with himself.
(Bruce Lee.)

127. What is the difference between a young bachelor and an old one?
(The young bachelor cleans up his house to invite a woman, and the old one invites a woman into the house to clean up.)

128. Winter, forest, everything is covered with snow. On a large icy stump lies a crushed member. What is this?
(Winter finally came.)

129. Small wrinkled, there is in every woman.
(Highlight.)

130. How many peas can go into one glass?
(Not at all, because peas do not go.)

131. A hedgehog runs across the lawn - drags along, laughs. Why does he want?
(Because weed tickles pussy.)

132. A hedgehog runs across the lawn - cries. Why is she crying?
(The grass has been cut.)

133. Two nails fell into the water. What is the surname of a Georgian?
(Rusted.)

134. A hippopotamus flew across the sky, and a hunter with a gun ran after him on the ground.
The hunter fired, and the hippo fell on him. Who is left alive?
(Elephant, because he flew out later.)

135. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(None. It's a hardware problem, programmers don't fix it.)

136. Name a word that has 40 vowels.
(Magpie (forty "A").)

137. There is only one in the sky, There is none in the earth, And a woman has two of them.
(Letter B.)

138. How do day and night end?
(Soft sign.)

139. We guys are daring, we climb into the gaps in the genitals.
(Cockroaches.)

140. What is it: hangs on the wall and smells?
(Clock: the cuckoo died in it.)

141. What is it - a small, white blood sucks?
(Tampon.)

142. What is it - sits on a tree, black and croaks? For the letter Sh.
(Crow. Why on Sh? Because she pretended to be a hose.)

143. What is it - small, white, flies and buzzes? to the letter B.
(Fly. Why on B? Because the blonde.)

144. Quietly came up behind, Twice put it in and went.
(Slippers.)

145. Hair on hair, body on body - a dark matter begins.
(Eye closes.)

146. What is - 100 x%ev and one rope?
(Barge Haulers on the Volga.)

147. What is - 100 ropes and one x% d?
(Paratrooper.)

148. What is - 100x%ev and 100 ropes?
(Barge haulers on parachutes.)

149. What is it:
Runs along the ceiling, sucks lamps?
(Ceiling lamp pump.)

150. Hanging - dangling, called in three letters. In the middle "U".
(Shower.)

151. What is:
Two ends, two rings?
(Gay wedding.)

152. Why did Lenin walk in boots, and Stalin in boots?
(On the ground.)

153. Why don't elephants fly?
(By air.)

154. How does a person differ from a locomotive?
(The locomotive first whistles, then moves off, and the person first starts off, and then walks and whistles.)

155. Black on top, red on the inside.
How to shove - so beautiful.
(Galoshes.)

156. Consists of three letters,
Starts with "X"
When it's worth working
When he finishes, he bows.
(Chor.)

157. What a fellow
dripping from the end in the morning?
(Samovar.)
(Option: Water faucet.)

158. Who is:
He doesn’t shoot himself and doesn’t give to others?
(Alexander Matrosov.)

159. Hanging pear - you can not eat.
(Alien pear.)
(Option: Aunt Grunya hanged herself.)

160. Two turtles (male and female) walk in love along the shore holding each other by the paws. An hour later, only the male returns. Where is the female?
(She stayed there - he forgot to turn her over.)

161. Two men are on different sides earth. One walks a tightrope over a cliff while another gets a blowjob from a 70-year-old woman. Both men have one

And the same thought. Which?
(Do not look down.)

162. Creeps, crawls - a stone will eat. Crawling again, crawling - the stone will eat.
What it is?
(Rockstone.)

163. Creeps, crawls - the tree will eat. Crawling again, crawling - the tree will eat.
What it is?
(Rockstone. He eats trees.)

164. In a dark room, on a white sheet - two hours of pleasure.
(Movie show.)

165. What is Adam in front and Eve in back?
(The letter a".)

166. Why do girls in Paris have red hair?
(On the ground.)

167. Two backs, one head, six legs. What it is?
(Man on a chair.)

168. How is the first floor different from the ninth?
(From the first floor you will fall: “Boh! - A-ah!” And from the ninth floor, “Ah! - Wham!”)

169. Scarlet sugar itself, green velvet caftan.
(Negative on color film, depicting the "new Russian".)

170. There-here-back:
You and me are happy.
(Swing.)

171. A multi-colored yoke hung over the river.
(A sign of the beginning of madness.)

172. What is the difference between a tractor and a tomato?
(The tomato is red, and the tractor door opens outwards.)

173. What is it:
sits on the window, speaks French?
(Frenchman.)

174. The more of them, the less weight. What is this?
(Holes.)

175. What is the difference between a horse and a needle?
(First you sit on a needle, then you jump, and first you jump on a horse, then you sit down.)

176. What is:
Black, square, hairy on the nightstand?
(TV [n $% doy covered].)

177. Black dog does not bark,
does not bite, but does not let into the house.
(A dead black dog blocking the entrance to the house.)

178. Pet, begins with a "t".
(Cockroach.)

179. Pet, begins with "d".
(Two cockroaches.)

180. Pet, begins with "s".
(Just one cockroach.)

181. What is:
Black - on one leg?
(One-legged negro.)

182. What is:
Black - on two legs?
(Two one-legged blacks.)

183. What is:
Black - on three legs?
(Piano.)

184. What is:
Black - on four legs?
(One-legged negro at the piano.)

185. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with cotton wool?
ANSWER: Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.

186. What is easier to unload - a dump truck with bricks or with babies?
ANSWER: With babies - since they can be unloaded with forks ...

187. Small, pink, beating against glass...
ANSWER: Baby in the oven

188. What is green and flies?
ANSWER: This is a flying green tomato.

189. And what is black and crawling on the ground?
ANSWER: This is the shadow of a flying green tomato.

190. What is a happy ending?
ANSWER: Member after sex.

191. What cannot be done in space?
ANSWER: hang yourself!

192. What is one hundred x...-one p...?
ANSWER: This is x ..., but when a hundred p ... and one x ... is p ......

192. He left his grandfather, and left his grandmother.
ANSWER: Sex

193. Why do you need an orgasm?
ANSWER: In order not to get fucked to death.

194. Green, bald and jumping?
ANSWER: Soldier at the disco

195. What is 90-60-90?
ANSWER: Riding past the traffic cop.

196. And what is 60-90-60?
ANSWER: This is a pregnant eleven-year-old girl.

197. Grain that has passed through fire, water and copper pipes.
ANSWER: Moonshine

198. Klyauznik, writer of anonymous letters.
ANSWER: Onanist

199. The new name of the beloved musical instrument American President.
ANSWER: Sexophone

200. What do a diver and a cook have in common?
ANSWER: Both of them have to dip their eggs into the water from time to time.

201. What is the difference between a woman's breasts and a toy railway?
ANSWER: Nothing: both are designed for children, and dads play with them.

202. How do day and night end?
ANSWER: A soft sign.

203. What is it: small, green, stands on the panel?
ANSWER: Prostitute from the MOON

204. Eyes are afraid - hands do?
ANSWER: Phone sex

205. If all the women sit on the twine, what will happen?
ANSWER: The earth will be covered!

206. A boy fell down 4 steps and broke his leg. How many legs will a boy break if he falls down 40 steps?
ANSWER: Just one, because. The second one is already broken.

207. What is common between money and a coffin?
ANSWER: Both are first nailed down, and then lowered.

208. How to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
ANSWER: Open the refrigerator, put a giraffe in it, close the refrigerator.

209. How to put an elephant in the refrigerator?
ANSWER: Open the fridge, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in there, close the fridge.

210. The lion called all the animals to a meeting. All showed up except for one. What is this animal?
ANSWER: It's an elephant. He's in the fridge.

211. You need to cross a wide river that is infested with crocodiles. How will you do it?
ANSWER: Swim. After all, the crocodiles are all at the meeting with the lion.

212. Little shriveled, is there in every woman?
ANSWER: highlight

213. Why do women scratch their eyes in the morning?
ANSWER: Because they don't have eggs

214. A plant that knows everything?
ANSWER: fuck

215. What is different female legs from men?
ANSWER: between male feet the eggs are the same, but between the females they are always different

216. What is the last thing that comes to the mind of a beetle flying into the windshield of a moving car?
ANSWER: His ass

217. What is it: power lies, but water runs?
ANSWER: The deputy is given an enema

Vulgar riddles are riddles with a "certain" content. However, in fact, they can be made under the motto: “Everyone thinks to the extent of his own licentiousness,” because the answers to them turn out to be quite decent. The main task of such riddles is no different from the main tasks of ordinary riddles. Therefore, discard all extraneous thoughts and “turn on” the convolutions.

Vulgar riddles with answers

Black on top and red on the inside.
And shove - so beautiful!

Answer: galoshes

Consists of three letters
When it works, it's worth it.
Starts with "X"
When he finishes, he bows

Answer: choir

And this young man is dripping from the end in the morning.

Answer: samovar or faucet

A pear hangs, but you can’t eat it.

Answer: someone else's pear

2 turtles (female and male) walked along the shore, holding each other's paws. Only the male returned 1 hour ago? Where did the female go?

Answer: the female stayed there, she turned over, and the male forgot to turn her over.

On a white sheet, in a dark room, 2 hours of pleasure.

Answer: movie show

Eve has it in the back, and Adam has it in the front.

Answer: the letter "A".

Dirty riddles with normal answers

Back and forth, we are pleased with you.

Answer: swing

What is the difference between a tomato and a tractor?

Answer: the tractor door opens outward, and the tomato is red.

He sits at the window and speaks French.

Answer: French

How is a needle different from a horse?

Answer: first you jump on a horse, and only then you sit down, and you sit on a needle, and then you jump.

Pet, begins with the letter "T".

Answer: cockroach

A pet begins with the letter "d".

Answer: two cockroaches

Pet, starts with the letter "Y"

Answer: One cockroach

Is it possible to kill a person with cotton wool?

Answer: you can, if you wrap a brick in it.

What is: has green color and flies

Answer: flying green tomato

What is black and crawling on the ground?

Answer: this is the shadow of a green tomato

What can't you do in space?

Answer: don't hang yourself

Vulgar funny riddles

Bald and green and jumping?

Answer: disco soldier

A grain that has passed water, fire and copper pipes?

Answer: moonshine

Riddles with a trick are vulgar

What do a cook and a diver have in common?

Answer: both have to dip their eggs into the water.

What is common between a coffin and money?

Answer: both are first nailed down, and then they are lowered

Small, black, wrinkled. Does any representative of the fair sex have one?

Answer: highlight

What has a head but no brains?

Answer: garlic, onion, cheese

What it is: 7 cm wide, 15 cm long and women like it

Answer: hundred dollar bill

Two wings, three heads, eight legs. What it is?

Answer: Vasily Ivanovich rides a horse and takes a chicken for lunch.

Vulgar riddles with non-vulgar answers

Why don't chickens have breasts?

Answer: Because roosters don't have arms.

What should you do when you see a green man?

Answer: cross the street

A girl and a boy were sitting in the grass doing something with the letter "E".

Answer: if strawberries

Riddles vulgar with funny answers.

There is a woman on the floor, she opened her hole.

Answer: oven

As soon as she gets up, she will reach the sky.

Answer: rainbow

What can't be eaten for breakfast?

Answer: dinner and lunch

Without arms and without legs, but lope on a woman!

Answer: rocker

Jumps deftly, eats carrots

Answer: Bubka is on a diet

Tell me what it is: the hard itself, but inserted into the soft. There are only balls hanging around.

Answer: earrings

Long, red, 21?

Answer: tram

What do a pregnant woman, burnt bread, and a drowned man have in common?

Answer: didn't manage to pull out...

What is the difference between a pedophile and a teacher?

Answer: The pedophile truly loves children.

Which country is the most armed?

Answer: Israel - everyone in it walks with sawn-off shotguns.

What 3-letter word is any man afraid of?

Answer: still

How good it is for you and me ... You are on me, I am under you ...

Answer: hedgehog carries an apple

The arithmetic mean between a motorcycle and a bicycle?

It stinks, yells, dangles between the legs?

Answer: motorcycle

Why are they wearing a hat?

Answer: because she does not walk herself

Yellow, small, poking around in the ground

Answer: Vietnamese looking for a wife

What needs to be done so that 4 guys stay in one boot?

Answer: remove them one at a time

If a woman lifts her leg, what can be seen that ends with A and begins with P?

Answer: heel

Stop looking at me - undress, I'm yours!

Answer: bed

May be standing, may be hanging. Both cold and hot...

Answer: shower

Just remember it a little, it will become hard like a potato

Answer: snowball

He does not bark or bite, but he does not let him into the house.

Answer: the wife who decided not to let her drunken husband go home

Why do we buy hats?

Answer: because no one will give them to us for free

The red head works smartly.

Answer: woodpecker

What is the difference between an old and a young bachelor?

Answer: a young bachelor cleans his apartment to invite a woman, while an old one, on the contrary, invites a woman to clean from him

The guys are daring climbing into the crevices of the genitals.

Answer: cockroaches

Hair on hair and body on body. This is where the dark stuff begins...

Answer: Close your eyes.

Any of these vulgar riddles can be made at a birthday or wedding. In between, competitions for adults can be held.

Funny contests for adults.

Bite or kiss?

Anyone can participate in this competition. Participants line up or stay at the table - it's convenient. The first participant voices what he likes or dislikes in his neighbor. All other players do the same. If you like something, then the participant must kiss this part, and if you don’t like it, then bite.

Lemon slices.

As participants, a couple will be needed: a guy and a girl. The girl lies down, lemon slices are laid out on her. The guy needs to be blindfolded and offered to find and eat all the slices on the girl's body. One of the slices can be put on the lips. If the couple coped with the task in the allotted time for this, then they receive a prize.

Teddy bear.

Participants sit in a circle. After that, the leader takes out into the hall Teddy bear or any other toy. Each of the participants must kiss him in any place he likes. After that, the host offers to kiss the participants of his neighbor exactly in the place where he kissed the toy.

Read other people's minds.

One of the participants is covered with a blanket, and the rest - think of any thing on it and write it down on a piece of paper. The participant, who is sitting in a blanket, must guess what the participants have guessed. If he guessed, then the game continues on, and if not, then he must remove this thing from himself.

At any celebration for adults, you can guess funny riddles for blondes. Great mood you are guaranteed!

Have a drink.

A drink is poured into the glasses, after which they are put on the table. The number of glasses in this case should be one less than the number of players. At the signal of the leader, the participants begin to walk in a circle, and as soon as they hear a clap, they stop and drink a drink from the glass that he got. The participant who is left without a glass is eliminated. The glasses are filled with drink again. Their number must also be one less than the number of players.

Who is washing the dishes?

Divide the room in half with sheets. Guys should be in one part of the room and guys in the other. Their task is to undress and form a rope out of clothes. The team with the longest rope wins. But the team that was playing will wash the dishes!

Circle the girl.

The host distributes rubber bands of various colors to the guys. They are faced with the task of ringing as many girls as possible. This is done as follows: the guys must put elastic bands on the ankles of the girls. The winner is the one who rings the most girls.

Pregnant.

Pick a few guys, duct tape them big bellies air balloons. Place a box of matches on the floor. Participants must collect matches from the floor, mindful of their "position".

And these contests are perfect for a birthday.

Paper Cut Contest.

Each guest must cut out of paper the gift that he would like to give to the birthday man. Like a new dress, car keys, banknote. Attach all the "gifts" on a string with threads. Pull the rope at chest level. Blindfold the birthday man, hand him the scissors. He must approach the rope and cut the "souvenir" without looking. It is this thing that will appear before the end of the year.

Competition "Draw a birthday boy".

Take a large piece of paper, make two slits on it for hands. Each participant will take his own sheet, put two hands through the slits, and draw a wipe of the birthday man without looking. The prize is given to the one whose portrait will be the most similar to the original.

We hope that you liked our selection of vulgar riddles and contests for adults!

What is not in a women's handbag?
Answer: Order
Lagutova Sasha, Moscow
738

What happens if you cross a hare and a squirrel?
Answer: Zaebelka
on vie, Novgorod
687

When will a foal become a horse?
Answer: Never (~ when baby)
net F&O, omsk
584

What is the longest word in Russian?
Answer: A word about Igor's regiment
1870

Flying green. What is this?
Answer: green tomato
swan liza, vladivostok
510

Flying black. What is this?
Answer: green tomato shadow
swan liza, vladivostok
454

There is a bathhouse, it is guarded by two devils, you have nothing. What needs to be done so that the devils let you through?
Answer: To the first, you ask for a smoke, he yells: "Go to hell!" To the second, you ask to drink it, he yells: “Go to the bathhouse!”
Lucy, Omsk
461

What can't be done in space?
Answer: hang yourself
Katya, Prokopyevsk
442

Pet starts with a T.
Answer: cockroach
koromzina vikusya, kotlas
480

Pets start with the letter D.
Answer: Two cockroaches
Koromzina Vikusya, Kotlas
444

A pet begins with the letter Y.
Answer: One more cockroach
Koromzina Vikusya, Kotlas
447

Antoshka stands on one leg.
Answer: One-legged Antoshka
Potekhina Tatiana, Orenburg
423

Why does the hedgehog run across the clearing and laugh?
Answer: Weed testicles tickle
Potekhina Tatiana, Orenburg
566

What needs to be done to get twins?
Answer: Insert carbon paper
Potekhina Tatiana, Orenburg
309

What to do if you have a dream in a foreign language?
Answer: Take an interpreter to bed
Potekhina Tatiana, Orenburg
342

Why is the flounder flat?
Answer: Because she slept with a whale
Potekhina Tatiana, Orenburg
319

Why does a penis age earlier than a man?
Answer: Because he works in a hot shop, on the night shift, upside down and nauseating.
Potekhina Tatiana, Orenburg
392

What do milk and hedgehog have in common?
Answer: roll up
Just
358

What woman first rubs against you, and then demands money?
Answer: Conductor
Molkova Victoria, Yaroslavl
275

Three guys are sitting in a cafe. Two of them have girlfriends, and the third has calloused hands. What does it mean?
Answer: He is a workaholic
Ivanova Afrosinya, Kyiv
248

I found her in the forest, I was looking for her for a long time, I brought her home because I did not find her.
Answer: Splinter
novikova nastya
292

Two went - they found three nails. Four follow - how many nails will they find?
Answer: Not one, two collected all the nails
1198

What is green, small, rustling under paper?
Answer: Small green bug
Korotkova Sonya
325

What is it: flies, rustles, and not a rustler?
Answer: Rattler's brother
Korotkova Sonya
319

Yellow is lying under the bed, it starts on z.
Answer: Rolled up
Andreeva Alexandra, P. Seryshevo
261

Who was the creator of the pedicure?
Answer: Pedik Yura
Marina, Belgorod
483

Hanging, hanging, X starts!
Answer: tail
Raisyan Garik
309

An old man was walking and farting. What was the old man doing?
Answer: There was a priest, and the old man nodded to him
anonymous
355

What needs to be done so that the gun does not shoot, the dog does not bite, the woman does not give birth?
Answer: Don't drop
Kolpashchikov Dmitry, Kirov
249

It crawls up the ceiling and chews on a light bulb. Who?
Answer: Ceiling Lamp Gnaw
mariya
331

With claws, not a bird, flies and swears.
Answer: Electrician falls off a pole
Semykina Sonya, Moscow
424

In which word does the letter Y occur 6 times?
Answer: Vylysypydysty
Serebrov Zhenya, Severouralsk
336

Three women stood at the bus stop eating ice cream. The first licked, the second sucked, and the third chewed. Which one is married?
Answer: The one with the wedding ring
anonymous
267

Yells, yells and does not let me sleep.
Answer: child
sasha kovylin, samara

Vulgar riddles with answers

Black on top and red on the inside.
And shove - so beautiful!

Answer: galoshes

Consists of three letters
When it works, it's worth it.
Starts with "X"
When he finishes, he bows

Answer: choir

And this young man is dripping from the end in the morning.

Answer: samovar or faucet

A pear hangs, but you can’t eat it.

Answer: someone else's pear

2 turtles (female and male) walked along the shore, holding each other's paws. Only the male returned 1 hour ago? Where did the female go?

Answer: the female stayed there, she turned over, and the male forgot to turn her over.

On a white sheet, in a dark room, 2 hours of pleasure.

Answer: movie show

Eve has it in the back, and Adam has it in the front.

Answer: the letter "A".

Dirty riddles with normal answers

Back and forth, we are pleased with you.

Answer: swing

What is the difference between a tomato and a tractor?

Answer: the tractor door opens outward, and the tomato is red.

He sits at the window and speaks French.

Answer: French

How is a needle different from a horse?

Answer: first you jump on a horse, and only then you sit down, and you sit on a needle, and then you jump.

Pet, begins with the letter "T".

Answer: cockroach

A pet begins with the letter "d".

Answer: two cockroaches

Pet, starts with the letter "Y"

Answer: One cockroach

Is it possible to kill a person with cotton wool?

Answer: you can, if you wrap a brick in it.

What is: has a green color and flies

Answer: flying green tomato

What is black and crawling on the ground?

Answer: this is the shadow of a green tomato

What can't you do in space?

Answer: don't hang yourself

Vulgar funny riddles

Bald and green and jumping?

Answer: disco soldier

A grain that has passed water, fire and copper pipes?

Answer: moonshine

Riddles with a trick are vulgar

What do a cook and a diver have in common?

Answer: both have to dip their eggs into the water.

What is common between a coffin and money?

Answer: both are first nailed down, and then they are lowered

Small, black, wrinkled. Does any representative of the fair sex have one?

Answer: highlight

What has a head but no brains?

Answer: garlic, onion, cheese

What it is: 7 cm wide, 15 cm long and women like it

Answer: hundred dollar bill

Two wings, three heads, eight legs. What it is?

Answer: Vasily Ivanovich rides a horse and takes a chicken for lunch.

Vulgar riddles with non-vulgar answers

Why don't chickens have breasts?

Answer: Because roosters don't have arms.

What should you do when you see a green man?

Answer: cross the street

A girl and a boy were sitting in the grass doing something with the letter "E".

Answer: if strawberries

Riddles vulgar with funny answers.

There is a woman on the floor, she opened her hole.

Answer: oven

As soon as she gets up, she will reach the sky.

Answer: rainbow

What can't be eaten for breakfast?

Answer: dinner and lunch

Without arms and without legs, but lope on a woman!

Answer: rocker

Jumps deftly, eats carrots

Answer: Bubka is on a diet

Tell me what it is: the hard itself, but inserted into the soft. There are only balls hanging around.

Answer: earrings

Long, red, 21?

Answer: tram

What do a pregnant woman, burnt bread, and a drowned man have in common?

Answer: didn't manage to pull out...

What is the difference between a pedophile and a teacher?

Answer: The pedophile truly loves children.

Which country is the most armed?

Answer: Israel - everyone in it walks with sawn-off shotguns.

What 3-letter word is any man afraid of?

Answer: still

How good it is for you and me ... You are on me, I am under you ...

Answer: hedgehog carries an apple

The arithmetic mean between a motorcycle and a bicycle?

It stinks, yells, dangles between the legs?

Answer: motorcycle

Why are they wearing a hat?

Answer: because she does not walk herself

Yellow, small, poking around in the ground

Answer: Vietnamese looking for a wife

What needs to be done so that 4 guys stay in one boot?

Answer: remove them one at a time

If a woman lifts her leg, what can be seen that ends with A and begins with P?

Answer: heel

Stop looking at me - undress, I'm yours!

Answer: bed

May be standing, may be hanging. Both cold and hot...

Answer: shower

Just remember it a little, it will become hard like a potato

Answer: snowball

He does not bark or bite, but he does not let him into the house.

Answer: the wife who decided not to let her drunken husband go home

Why do we buy hats?

Answer: because no one will give them to us for free

The red head works smartly.

Answer: woodpecker

What is the difference between an old and a young bachelor?

Answer: a young bachelor cleans his apartment to invite a woman, while an old one, on the contrary, invites a woman to clean from him

The guys are daring climbing into the crevices of the genitals.

Answer: cockroaches

Hair on hair and body on body. This is where the dark stuff begins...

Answer: Close your eyes.

Any of these vulgar riddles can be made at a birthday or wedding. In between, competitions for adults can be held.

Fun contests for adults.

Bite or kiss?

Lemon slices.

Teddy bear.

Participants sit in a circle. After that, the presenter takes out a teddy bear or any other toy into the hall. Each of the participants must kiss him in any place he likes. After that, the host offers to kiss the participants of his neighbor exactly in the place where he kissed the toy.

Read other people's minds.

At any celebration for adults, you can guess. You are guaranteed a great mood!

Have a drink.

Who is washing the dishes?

Circle the girl.

Pregnant.

Select a few guys, tape large balloons on their stomachs. Place a box of matches on the floor. Participants must collect matches from the floor, mindful of their "position".

And these contests are perfect for a birthday.

Paper Cut Contest.

Each guest must cut out of paper the gift that he would like to give to the birthday man. For example, a new dress, car keys, banknotes. Attach all the "gifts" on a string with threads. Pull the rope at chest level. Blindfold the birthday man, hand him the scissors. He must approach the rope and cut the "souvenir" without looking. It is this thing that will appear before the end of the year.

Competition "Draw a birthday boy".

We hope that you liked our selection of vulgar riddles and contests for adults!

Do you like to solve children's tricky riddles? adults they are perceived quite differently. Here are the riddles from the Murzilka magazine twenty years ago.

Today they seem to be not quite childish. There is something erotic about them. But there were innocent times...

So, riddles with a catch. Adults, are you ready?!

1. To stroke the front, you need to lick the back. (Postage Stamp)

2. Around the hair, in the middle of the sausage. (Corn)

3. Black on top, red inside, as you put it in - so beautiful. (galoshes)

4. Hair on hair, body on body and the dark business begins. (Eyelids)

5. Now cold - then hot, then hanging - then standing. (Shower)

6. There - here - back, you and I are pleased. (Swing)

7. Why are you looking at me? Undress, I'm yours! (Bed)

8. The hairy head goes over the cheek deftly. (Toothbrush)

9. We are daring guys, we climb into the gaps in the genitals! (Broom)

10. Lying on his back - no one needs. Lean against the wall - it will come in handy. (Ladder)

11. In a dark room, on a white sheet, 2 hours of pleasure. (Movie)

12. You remember it a little, it will become hard like a potato. (Snowball)

13. I will take it in my hands, squeeze it tightly - it will become elastic and hard like a turnip. (Snowball)

14. The red head climbs deftly into the hole (Woodpecker)

15. Small, black, wrinkled - every woman has. (highlight)

16. If not for grandmother's shaggy, grandfather's beaters would freeze. (Mittens)

17. Not horseradish, not a carrot - a red head. (Pioneer in cap)

18. He came up behind, put it in and went. (Slippers)

19. How good it is for you and me when you lie on your back ... (Hedgehog with an apple)

20. I take it with both hands, put it between my legs ... (bicycle).

21. What a young man is dripping from the end in the morning. (tap)

And here modern riddles from the Murzilka magazine.

It’s also worth thinking about - tensing up before answering.

1. Which wheel does not spin when turning right? (Spare)
2. What is: hanging on the wall and crying? (novice climber)
3. Lying on his back - no one needs. Lean against the wall - it will come in handy. (Ladder)
4. A pear is hanging - you can’t eat it. Why? (Boxers can fill their faces)
5. About 40 million people do it at night. What is it (Internet)

6. Without arms, without legs for a woman lope! (Yoke)
7. Small, gray, like an elephant. (Baby elephant)
8. A little yellow one is picking in the ground. (Vietnamese is looking for a mine)
9. Little yellow tumbles in the sky. (Found!!!)
10. He left his grandfather, he left his grandmother ... (Sex)

11. Cross-eyed, small, in a white fur coat, in felt boots. (Chukotka Santa Claus)
12. There is a bald hedgehog - how old is he? (On the 18th he is taken to the army)
13. He does not bark, does not bite, but does not let him into the house. (The wife does not let the drunken husband in)
14. With claws, not a bird, flies and swears. (Electrician)
15. Now hanging, now standing, now cold, now hot (Shower)

16. One hundred clothes and all without fasteners. (Bum)
17. What is it: sitting on the window, speaking French? (Frenchman)
18. Pet begins with a "t". (Cockroach)
19. Pet starts with "d". (Two cockroaches)
20. Pet starts with "s". (Just one cockroach)

21. Grain that has passed through fire, water and copper pipes. (Moonshine)
22. What is the difference between a woman's breasts and a toy railway? (Nothing: both are made for children, and dads play with them)
23. A plant that knows everything! (Horseradish)

A small lyrical digression.
You know, for a moment it seemed to me that our riddles are very similar to the puzzle that men try to solve at the beginning of March every year, when they decide

What unites burnt bread, a drowned man and a pregnant woman?
ANSWER: We did not have time to pull out ...

What is: Two ends, two rings?
ANSWER: Gay wedding.

What young man is dripping from the end in the morning?
ANSWER: Samovar.

Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with cotton wool?
ANSWER: Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.

What is a happy ending?
ANSWER: Member after sex.

Who is this: He does not shoot himself and does not give to others?
ANSWER: Alexander Matrosov.

In a dark room, on a white sheet - two hours of pleasure.
ANSWER: Movie show.

What is Adam in front and Eve in back?
ANSWER: The letter "A".

There-here-back: It's nice for you and me.
ANSWER: Swings.

A boy and a girl in the grass were doing something on "E".
ANSWER: Eat strawberries.

About 40 million people do THIS at night. What it is?
ANSWER: Internet.

There is a woman on the floor, opening her hole.
ANSWER: Stove.

There is a plaque in the teeth, longing in the eyes.
ANSWER: A man fell into a village push.

Without arms, without legs on a woman lope!
ANSWER: Rocker.

Jumping smartly and eating carrots?
ANSWER: Bubka is on a diet.

Not a rooster, but singing, not a grandfather, but a grandmother, who is this?
ANSWER: Philip Kirkorov.

One wheel thousand wings - what is it?
ANSWER: Wheelbarrow with manure.

What is it: a hard one is inserted into a soft one, and the balls dangle nearby?
ANSWER: Earrings.

What is excited by Koch's wand?
ANSWER: 1. tuberculosis; 2. Koch's wife.

Two rings, two ends...
ANSWER: Very fancy New Russian.

What does a woman have on her body, a Jew has in mind, is used in hockey and on a chessboard?
ANSWER: Combination.

How can you walk while sitting?
ANSWER: In the toilet - on the toilet.

He left his grandfather, and he left his grandmother ...
ANSWER: Sex.

Wrinkled Titus amuses the whole village.
ANSWER: Lack of youth in the countryside.

How many eggs can a woman hold in one hand?
ANSWER: Both.

What can you throw off a naked secretary?
ANSWER: A naked boss.

I take it in two hands, put it between my legs, sweat for five minutes, and then go crazy.
ANSWER: Exercise bike.

The hairy head flies deftly over the cheek.
ANSWER: Toothbrush.

Black around, red in the middle.
Answer: a radish in the ass of a black man.

With claws, not a bird, flies and swears.
ANSWER: Electrician.

Either hanging, then standing, then cold, then hot.
ANSWER: Shower.

Four brothers stand under one roof.
ANSWER: Mafia.

White, not sugar. Cold, not ice.
ANSWER: Corpse.

What is it: small, black, beating against glass?
ANSWER: The baby is in the oven.

How many babies will fit in a double stroller?
ANSWER: And this, depending on how to chop ...

Red head - works smartly.
ANSWER: Woodpecker.

Without windows, without doors, and inside there is a Jew? What is this?
ANSWER: Sarah is pregnant.

Hair, hair...and a sausage in the middle.
ANSWER: Corn.

A little shriveled, there is in every woman.
ANSWER: Highlight.

With onions and eggs, but not a pie?
ANSWER: Robin Hood.

Which country is the most armed?
ANSWER: Israel - there everyone walks with sawn-off shotguns.

What is it: the eyes are afraid - the hands are doing.
ANSWER: Phone sex.

A three-letter word that any man fears?
ANSWER: More!

Hanging between the legs, stinks and yells?
ANSWER: Motorcycle.

There is only one in the sky, There is none in the earth, And the woman has two of them.
ANSWER: B.

We guys are daring, we climb into the gaps in the genitals.
ANSWER: Cockroaches.

What is it - a small, white blood sucks?
ANSWER: Tampon.

Quietly came up behind, Twice put it in and went.
ANSWER: Slippers.

Hair on hair, body on body - a dark affair begins.
ANSWER: The eye is closed.

Why do you need an orgasm?
ANSWER: In order not to get fucked to death.

What is 60-90-60?
ANSWER: This is a pregnant eleven-year-old girl.

Grain that has passed through fire, water and copper pipes.
ANSWER: Moonshine

Klyauznik, writer of anonymous letters.
ANSWER: Onanist

The new name of the American president's favorite musical instrument.
ANSWER: Sexophone

What do a diver and a cook have in common?
ANSWER: Both of them have to dip their eggs into the water from time to time.

What do money and a coffin have in common?
ANSWER: Both are first nailed down, and then lowered.

Why do women scratch their eyes in the morning?
ANSWER: Because they don't have eggs

IN Lately people are increasingly complaining that everything that happens is vulgarized, the topics are translated to sex. Do you want to play a little prank on your friends, point out to them how they still think vulgarly? To do this, there are several vulgar riddles with non-vulgar answers. Well, and so that even the most enlightened do not immediately see the chip, tell such riddles with a slight half-smile on your face.

Interesting fact, almost all riddles are taken from the Soviet magazine "Murzilka", which was once very popular not only among young people, but also among children.

Let's start with the first, rather interesting one:

"The hairy head goes over the cheek deftly."

Immediately, the most indecent thoughts begin to crawl into my head, but the answer is quite simple: an ordinary toothbrush.

In vulgar riddles with a catch, one can also include this:

"To stroke the front, you need to lick the back."

Absolutely indecent associations climb into my head, don't they? But the answer is far from any vulgarity: a postage stamp.

To really excite your imagination:

“Above the knee, but below the navel, and the hole is such that an arm will fit in!”

Taxi, what do you think? This regular pocket trousers, and everything converges 100%.

And now a mystery for those who like to engage in intense sports and sweat well.

“I take it in two hands, put it between my legs, sweat for five minutes, but then I go crazy.”

Do you enjoy this kind of hobby? Moreover, two-thirds of the world's population is engaged in such sports. It's cycling, and the answer to the riddle is cycling.

And now another riddle:

"Without arms and without legs, a lope on a woman."

Who in your environment so famously conquers any woman? The answer is simple: it simply has no competitors, every person needs a blanket, not only women.

Well, completely overturn your fantasy into the arms of an erotic nature:

“You take it in your hands - it grows, you pass between the breasts - it grows, you insert it into the right hole - it stops growing”?

You immediately thought of something vulgar, something that any man has. In fact, you are right, only this is in every car, it is a seat belt.

Classic Soviet vulgar jokes:

“Quietly approached from behind, put it in twice and went.”

What did you immediately remember? That's right about your favorite slippers.

One of the most mysterious jokes of the time. With it, you can definitely make fun of your friends:

"It happens cold, sometimes hot, sometimes hanging, sometimes standing."

Let's give them a little hint: the word consists of three letters, and in the middle is the letter y. Intrigued? Shower, of course, what did you think?

And now a riddle for the older generation. You can play a trick on your grandparents, and when they give you a slap on the back of the head for vulgarity, look offended. You didn't mean anything obscene.

“If it weren’t for grandma’s shaggy, grandpa’s beaters would freeze.”

And the answer is simple: mittens.

Let's talk a little about the Bible. Even if you are not a Christian, you still at least roughly understand who Adam and Eve are. Now answer a simple question:

What does Adam have in front and beautiful Eve in the back?

It is not simple funny riddle, but also a simple test of your logic. So, drum roll, attention, answer! The letter a".

Let's joke a little on another topic. 100% of your acquaintances will answer incorrectly, I assure you.

“Hair grows around, and a sausage in the middle.”

Even you are now thinking clearly the wrong thing about a man. But no, it's delicious and healthy vegetable- corn.

Men will know for sure who it is, only they will answer incorrectly. So:

“It starts with the letter “x”, rises with the letter “P”.

Hint: associated with one instinct. The answer is related to the cutest elephant whose trunk rises to food. And what did you think?

“Which young man is dripping from the end in the morning”?

In general, 50% of the planet, but this riddle is not at all about the vulgar. In past centuries there was a miracle teapot, it was called a samovar. Here it is the answer.

And now interesting riddle to which there are several answers:

"More than half of humanity is doing THIS at night."

What occupation do you mean? The first option: sit on the Internet. Second option: eat. Well, they sleep. What else could you think of? Everything is innocent enough.

And another one:

"A woman is standing on the floor, opening her hole."

Answer: oven. Previously, other stoves were popular, which were made of bricks and fired with wood.

"The red head works deftly while standing."

I wonder how it works while sitting? No way, because woodpeckers hollow out a tree, mostly standing up, in other positions it is inconvenient for them to do this.

"Take it in your hands ... Squeeze it tightly ... It will become elastic and hard as a turnip ...".

Try to play a joke on a girl you know and look at her reaction. If she didn't slap you, then she knows you mean snowball. Risky, but interesting.

Well, let's finish one of the most popular mysteries of the last century:

"What are you looking at me for? Undress, I'm yours!

No that's not easily accessible woman, This is a bed. Make fun of your friends and enjoy their reaction.

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1. There, here, back
I'm crazy happy
I want again and again
Adrenaline in the blood
I love this business
Try it if you're brave.

(swing ride)

2. They take it in two hands
They put it between his legs
Then they sweat a little
Well, in the end - baldeyut.

(bike)

3. When he gets up, he reaches the sky

4. She stands on the floor
She's got a hole on fire

5. Every man has it: one is longer, the other is shorter. Men give it to their wives after marriage

(surname)

6. He will start, get up, finish, bow. There are 3 letters in the word, the first X, what is it?

7. If you pick it up, it will become longer. It is stretched near the chest and thrust into the hole.

(safety belt)

8. Two women hang on the fence: one was glued, the other was sewn on. What should be done with them?

(tear off one, tear off the other)

9. Why do women scratch their eyes when they wake up?

(they don't have eggs)

10. I am a head with hairs
I caress my teeth and tongue
I take her back and forth
Mouth full of white mass

(Toothbrush)

11. I wait for you every evening
Lie down on me soon
But before we meet
Get undressed, don't be lazy.

(bed)

12. What is it? length - 15 cm, width - 7 cm, women love it.

(100 dollar bill)

13. What is the difference between a diver and a cook?

(diver dips his balls in cold water, and the cook in boiling water)

14. What can be dropped from a naked secretary?

(naked boss)

15. social group who has critical days twice a year?

(students)

16. Rattles between legs
It stinks and squeals.

(motorbike)

17. What unites a drowned man, burnt bread and a pregnant woman?

(did not get out in time)

18. Koch's wand is the causative agent ...

(1 - tuberculosis, 2 - Koch's wives)

19. It comes in dry, comes out wet, gives warmth and pleasure.

(tea bag)

20. Snow-white sheet, dark room, two hours of pleasure.

(movie show)

21. What do they have in common female breast and a toy railroad?

(made for a child, but dad plays with it)

22. A woman and a man move to the beat
Work actively until they finish the act
And they breathe loudly, changing position again
From all these movements the blood plays in the veins

23. The guy recently met a girl (she is 19 years old). They haven't had sex yet. He asks her: - Have you had sex with anyone before me?
The girl answers: - Yes. The first time was at seventeen. Then at eighteen. Well, in last time - …
After these words, the guy got angry and left. What did the girl say about the last time?

(the last time - somewhere at 19.30)

24. In the evening I run to the bed, lie down under it and enjoy. What is it about?

25. In honey. institute, the teacher begins the lecture by telling one story: - “A long time ago, my friend and I fell in love with one beautiful girl. Of the two of us, she eventually chose him. I was left with a nose, and he was left without ... Write a topic ... "
What was the topic of the lecture?

(syphilis and its consequences)

26. Long red thirty-sixth. What is this?

(tram)

27. Before inserting, you need to lick it, because otherwise it won’t get up and insert.

(needle with thread)

28. One man walks along a thin log, located at a great height. The second man is given a blowjob by a 79-year-old old woman. Their thoughts are the same, what are they thinking?

(do not look down)

29. A few years ago, an unusual exhibit was put up for auction in England. He was represented by a girl from Holland. This exhibit attracted attention and shocked the local authorities, and subsequently its sale was declared a criminal offense. What was sold by the young girl?

(her virginity)

30. First it lies down, then it gets up. First it's white, then it's red.

(strawberries)

31. Not a clown, but joking. Not grandfather, but sleeping with grandmother. Who is this?

(Maksim Galkin)

32. Approximately 40 million people do IT at night.

33. What does a man have 3 letters, and a woman has 5 letters?

(for men - forelock, for women - bangs)

34. Schwarzenegger has it long, Johnny Depa has it short, Cher doesn’t have it at all, the singer Usher has it, but he hasn’t used it for a long time.

(surname)

35. One man wanted to make love to three women in one night. But he only had 2 condoms. The man did not know if these women were healthy and if he himself was healthy. Question: How can he have sex with every woman without infecting each other, if a man has only 2 condoms?

(1 woman - puts on two condoms at once, 2 woman - the second (upper) takes off and remains in one, 3 woman - the second turns inside out and puts on the first one without taking it off)

36. This can be seen if a woman lifts her leg. A 5-letter word starts with P. What is this?

37. Dachshund ran across the lawn and laughed. Why?

(grass tickled pussy)

38. Dachshund ran across the lawn and cried. Why did you cry?

(grass cut)

38. White, cold, but not snow. What is this?

39. Raspberry bushes are shaking and audible strange noises. Who is there and what are they doing?

(bear eats raspberries)

40. Long, red, wriggling. What is this?

(the snake got into a can of paint)

41. What is it? White cold eggs a long tail, burning eyes, many voices.

(line in the store for eggs)

42. He gives to everyone, but one left and didn’t get it.

(husband went on a business trip)

43. What is it: peeps - hides, peeps - hides?

(lame behind the fence)

44. What is: sharp, hard, should be in every man?

(male rod)

45. Two turtles (male and female) walked in the park, looked at each other lovingly and held on to their paws. Half an hour later, only the male returned. Where did the female go?

(remained in the park - the male forgot to turn it over)

46. Cheburashka, Pinocchio, an honest millionaire and a filthy cop are on the train. They play cards for money that are on the table. After the train passed through a dark tunnel, the money was gone. Who stole them?

(Dirty cop, because the rest of the trinity does not exist in nature)

47. If not for my mother's shaggy, then my father's beaters would freeze. What is it about?

(about mittens)

48. A dead man lies on a wasteland. On his shoulders is a bag, in his pockets is a piece of bread and a flask of water. There is no one around within a few kilometers. Because of what the man died and what is in his bag?

(He died from hitting the ground, there was an unopened parachute in the bag)

49. What can be called blue gold or blue sun?

(drunk beloved wife)

50. What three letters are now often written by modern schoolchildren on the walls of toilets and entrances?

vulgar riddles, vulgar riddles

Mysteries are a favorite genre since ancient times. folklore. It is difficult to say exactly when exactly they first appeared in the everyday life of Russian speech. Helping to develop such qualities as prudence, logic, thinking and ingenuity, riddles are an integral part of raising a child. They may also contain a hidden meaning or hint. This type includes vulgar riddles.
From time immemorial, riddles have been very popular in Rus'. According to some reports, it was in them that mythical plots and stories were reflected, through allegorical expression. Not a single festival in Rus' was complete without all sorts of riddles and charades. Weddings, name days, Maslenitsa - all Russian holidays were decorated with these wonderful funny sayings.

Vulgar riddles, of course, far from children's version of this genre. Such riddles are more suitable for adults. It's easy to understand vulgar riddles or not. This follows from a series of associations evoked by riddles. It is not worth remembering Freud here and saying that your associations are only a problem of your personality. To riddles, psychoanalysis cannot be applied, since the meaning embedded in them implies a specific, specific answer.

Especially popular vulgar riddles among people of equal age, for example:

Colleagues or just good friends. The rule of bad taste will be the use of vulgar riddles in the family circle, or surrounded by little-known people. Riddles vulgar are used by young people to hint at certain circumstances or feelings, without talking about it directly, to establish, so to speak, “freelance” relationships.

Between colleagues vulgar riddles used to take a little break from work and cheer up. Or, for example, if a newcomer to the team wants to show emancipation and a sense of humor in order to be accepted into a close friendly circle of colleagues. Vulgar riddles, used by the boss, are an attempt to establish relationships on the same level, more friendly than as with subordinates.

Young people often use vulgar riddles when communicating with girls. After one or two riddles of vulgar content, relations, naturally, in the presence of mutual sympathy, become closer and more accommodating. There is an opinion that vulgar riddles help, in a more simplified way, to go to intimate relationships, especially since in case of refusal, the offer can be interpreted as a joke.

Vulgar riddles are actively spread at school.

According to some psychologists, such riddles negatively affect children's intelligence, causing a premature interest in sexuality. But mostly they are considered harmless. Moreover, in conditions of fragile teenage psyche vulgar riddles are considered taboo, and are perceived repulsively, or even blocked by a subconscious unwillingness to enter into close relationships.

not perceived vulgar riddles and infantile natures. The control blocks set in the subconscious of such a person do not allow not only to evaluate the “joke”, but also cause an unpleasant opinion about the carrier of this kind of riddles. Mostly the same people with good developed sense humor and appropriate vulgar riddles perceived well, and sometimes even with pleasure.

The presence between people of the opportunity to pronounce vulgar riddles speaks of the closeness of their natures and close communication. Sometimes, vulgar riddles used in the circle of unfamiliar people. In this case, through riddles of this type, people can very quickly move on to the second, denser phase of communication. And sometimes, even become lovers or good friends.

By the number of so-called "likes" on the page, which marked vulgar riddles, you can determine how much and what kind of riddles you like certain person. This is the easiest way to determine the topic of the next communication. After all, knowing which vulgar riddles like and delight, you can pick up more similar puzzles, and replenish your arsenal.

At present, it is becoming fashionable and a return to the old Russian traditions of our ancestors is universally welcomed. Thereby, vulgar riddles can be applied to various celebrations such as: weddings, birthdays, corporate parties, or name days. Vulgar riddles will help dilute the general fun and give the holiday a special, friendly flavor.