Statuses for the new year. Statuses about the new year are beautiful

***
We'll be on the internet soon New Year We will not correct, but update.

***
Santa Claus, all whole year I behaved well...and now can I beat someone??? :)))

***
If you want to feel like a star - sit on the Christmas tree!

***
With each access to the Internet "for five minutes" you bring the New Year closer by at least an hour and a half

***
Wishing you the happiest new year imaginable! Let it be so new and successful that you yourself will be surprised!

***
Hello old fart! I haven't believed in you for two years now!

***
First he made a snow girl, and then he made her a woman ...

***
New Year. The time of promises and faith that in the morning everything will start anew, it will become better and happier.

***
If at night a fat guy suddenly comes and starts to put you in a bag... Don't freak out. I asked Santa Claus for you on New Year's Eve!

***
Dear Santa Claus, I can’t have sweets, please send me a box of semi-sweet ...

***
We sacredly promise ourselves that from the New Year we will stop doing everything that gave us greatest pleasure in the old

***
Dear Santa Claus! Let the president, government and deputies live on a scholarship in the New Year, on which students are trying to live ... Preferably one more for everyone)

***
Hello, Grandfather Frost It's such a thing ... Well - I brought the bag, We must hide the body ...

***
New Year is the only holiday when the whole world eats last year's food with pleasure.

***
Hello Dedushka Moroz! I'll break your nose! I already have diarrhea from your gifts for the fifth day ...

***
Most right relationship start in winter. If you liked each other in a bunch of clothes, a hat and a red nose - this is definitely love.

***
Grandfather Frost, give me something for the New Year, seeing which, I would say: "Wow, Ferrari!"

***
And let's call those without whom not a single New Year can do? - Let's... - Po-li-qi-ya! Police!

***
"Santa Claus, come out!" the children shouted as they danced near the toilet.

***
If you are reading this status, know! Santa Claus loves you and will fulfill your most cherished dream, the main thing is to believe! :)

***
You meet the new year with an artificial Christmas tree - you will spend the whole year with an inflatable woman.

***
Never stick snowflakes on the refrigerator for New Year's Eve - they resemble the letter Zh to drunken guests

***
Grandfather Frost, can you use money this time, huh?

***
I will order you to Santa Claus for the New Year!!!

***
- Dear, is it true that hares are the most stupid animals? - Yes, my bunny!

***
List of my wishes for the New Year ... I want: to you, you, with you, from you, for you and forever) like this =)

***
You always meet the old New Year with your family, so that trouble bypasses your house, and life is like paradise.

***
The new year will come soon
What will bring alas, I do not know
Perhaps happiness awaits me?
And I will be loved and happy.
After all, how many women are single,
Unhappy, tired of loneliness,
But how can I see my friend
To be unselfish.
Didn't ask me questions
With whom have I lived all these years
I don't want memories
Why mess with all this.
I will live only for her
And I will keep her faithful
I will always be by her side
Appreciate her love.
May she be a faithful mistress
Where emptiness will create comfort
Where before it was not comfortable
Improve our family life.

***
Let there be life! Let there be peace and light
And happiness different countries and peoples...
A wave of goodwill to all
Let it enter the souls before the New Year.

And let it roll forward
Not fading after this date.
Let it fill the whole year
And not the current moment on the dial.

New Year's Eve glasses chime
Goes in circles...
May the true reason be eternal
Transfer All best friend friend.

Let joy grow and let
Nothing can appear
A continuously ticking pulse
Happy days won't stop.

***
When the New Year knocks on the window,
So I want to hope for happiness
To the wisdom of loved ones, kindness, participation,
For sure joy awaits.

***
Let, submit to the magic from a fairy tale,
Hopes are turning into reality.

***
Let the miracle happen in the New Year,
And everything you dream about will come.

***
We wish you good health
In the soul - harmony, success in business,
And a heart filled with love
The one that was in my dreams.

***
Let the heart sing when the chimes strike
Let the soul be filled with harmony
Let talents bloom like a wonderful garden,
And life will go easy and good!

***
We wish you in the year of the Dog,
What is about to step on the threshold,
It is easy to solve the fate of puzzles,
Strive higher and forward.

***
May the New Year never tire of giving you joy,
May the New Year bring you good luck and success,
May none of you grow old in the New Year
And in your house, let the perky sonorous laughter sound!

***
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts, adults and kids,
A lot of sun and warmth, happiness, joy, kindness,
Optimism and success, on New Year's holiday - laughter
And for the whole year ahead to everyone - no worries!

***
In the New Year we want to wish you
To the brilliant heights of aspirations,
We wish you to dare and win,
We wish you talented solutions!

***
I wish there were no dark stripes in life,
To live joyfully, provocatively, very happily,
To sharp corners could round up
In a word, for the New Year to be like a piglet,
Round, kind, carefree pink Pig.

***
Do not slow down and strive for the heights,
To be talented, daring and free like a bird,
Give people joy and not go astray,
Enter the New Year with optimism and happiness.

***
May this snowy New Year
Health, happiness will bring
And wonderful weather
In any season!

Very soon the brightest and most emotional winter holidays. During this period, everyone wants to surround themselves and loved ones with a special fabulous atmosphere, as well as cheer up friends on social networks by posting funny New Year 2017 statuses for VK and Odnoklassniki.

Now, the account settings in public portals allow you to decorate your page with meaning: themed photos and a beautiful background image in the style of the New Year. But nothing can make it more lively and interesting than cool statuses.

Every social media user knows that short sayings written by the owner of the page occupy a special place. They are in a central location, moreover, all friends receive notifications about their change. They are also automatically placed in the event feed. Therefore, if you want to congratulate all subscribers on the New Year holidays in one fell swoop or just write what you think about, then change the status and be sure that everyone will see it!

Now you do not need to rack your brains and invent original statuses. They have a huge trailer and a small cart on the Internet. We have selected the best short sayings that are perfect for any New Year's page.

Funny and comic statuses about the New Year 2017

These expressions will become a distinctive feature of the page of any young participant in a social resource. These jokes will be positively appreciated by every teenager.

Boys' childhood ends when they want their wishes to be fulfilled not by Santa Claus, but by the Snow Maiden. *** Dear Santa Claus! I have been very good boy so please give me a gift to some bad girl. *** Dear Santa Claus! I've been good all year. It's possible, at least I new year's eve will I misbehave? *** I wish everyone in the coming New Year not to click through their happiness with a mouse! *** — What to give you for the New Year? - Give whatever you want! The most important thing is that it should be touch-sensitive and with headphones. *** Childhood is when you wait for the new year, you wait ... you wait, you wait ... and at half past twelve you pass out. *** Father Frost! Make sure you don't tease me. Vova Kakashkin. 7 years. *** Do not forget on December 31 at 23:55 to leave the Contact and celebrate the New Year.

The following New Year's statuses 2017 for VK and Odnoklassniki will cheer up adults. Short spicy jokes will decorate your page. Men and women can pick cool expressions to your taste and place them on your page along with a funny photo or animation.

Advice based on experience: "Don't put croutons in New Year's salads - they scratch your face." *** There is no sadder story in the world than the New Year and the thought of a diet. *** Dear Grandfather Frost, don't put a present for me under the Christmas tree. Drive it straight to the garage. *** Only the most strong people on New Year's Eve they fall asleep in dessert! *** Dear Grandfather Frost, I can't have sweets, please send me a box of semi-sweet. *** And I was so happy this New Year that I forgot to make a wish! *** Dear Santa Claus, cotton beard, I don't need gifts! Raise your salary!!! *** Put on White dress, white tights, I thought I would be a snowflake for the New Year. She looked at herself in the mirror - not a fig for yourself a snowdrift !!! *** Prepared for the New Year, only fingerprints remained in the wallet. *** Health in the body, love in bed, bucks in the briefcase - and no fuss! Happy New Year!

Status-congratulations in verse

Beautiful words with meaning are always pleasant to friends, relatives and anyone who visits your page. Such short congratulations Happy New Year 2017 will give warmth and sincere wishes best wishes.

Let snow fall on your shoulders, glasses clink, stars shine, and every person believes that it is not too late to test yourself. Let's celebrate, friends! It simply cannot be otherwise. I wish you a bright and good fate with all my heart. *** Let everything bad sink into eternity with the last breath of December! And all the beautiful, living things will come to you in the morning of January. *** May the New Year bring you health! May the New Year bring you happiness! And all the good will be left, and all the bad will be carried away! *** Let the New Year caress, bring happiness in life. Let hope warm, and let fate protect. *** Outside the window, everything is white-white, but the houses are cozy and warm. The lights are burning brightly on the Christmas trees, and there are smiles and gifts everywhere ... These days the world is full of kindness, these days dreams come true. May the house always be filled with this kind light and warmth! *** Let it go old year, taking with it misfortunes, and the new one will bring more health, joy and happiness! *** White blizzards caress the earth, silver is embroidered on the windows. From the smell of the forest magical spruce, the house smells of a heady aroma. Garlands are shining and candles are flickering, and to all my friends I am in new Year's Eve I will send a drop of soul with love. *** Look out the window, like in a fairy tale, it's snowing, and smile, wiping your tears - sadness will pass, frosts will end. Everything will certainly be fine!

And in addition, here is such a touching verse:

I will write a letter to Santa Claus ... I will ask you for health and happiness, And you write to him too. No need to be shy, just ask! Ask the children to laugh, So that the adults are not afraid to live, So that the wars stop rattling, So that the mothers of the children do not leave. So that there are many good words, good people there is more so that there is no malice and falsehood, so that they fear God, as before, so that envy and rudeness disappear, betrayal, cowardice and swagger, and there is enough room in the souls for conscience, faith and honor!

New Year's statuses 2017 with meaning

And finally, I would like to add a few more beautiful sayings about a wonderful holiday:

  • As we get older, the New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want for the New Year cannot be bought with money.
  • I want Santa Claus to put 3 gifts under the Christmas tree on New Year's Eve - happiness in the house, love in the family, health to loved ones.
  • On the eve of the New Year, I want to wish all friends and family magic and a miracle, just like in childhood, when the parents' house smelled of pine needles, sweets and tangerines. When each Christmas tree decoration, seemed like a small world with its New Year's fairy tale.

New Year is perhaps the most wonderful holiday which not only children but also adults look forward to. This is the time of gifts, fulfillment of desires and real magic. IN pre-holiday days children write letters to Santa Claus, and parents run around the shops in search of cherished gifts for their children. Traditionally, the holiday begins to be celebrated on the evening of December 31, before meeting it, you need to spend the outgoing year. There are many jokes about the fact that the holiday begins on December 31st and ends at least on January 7th. Still, for new year holidays there is so much to do: meet all the friends and visit all the relatives. In that magical holiday everyone deserves warmth and attention.

In 2019 I wish you 12 months without illness, 53 weeks of all the best, 365 days of happiness, 8760 hours of success, 525600 minutes of love, and 315360000 seconds of pleasant moments.

The anticipation of the New Year awakens a child in me... As in childhood, waking up in the morning, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick.

May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve ... And God forbid that you are at home at this moment!

Tangerines are on the move, so the New Year is coming soon!

I love winter and the feeling that the holidays are approaching ... New Year's Eve ... Days of wish fulfillment, faith in miracles and fairy tales!

New Years is soon! May all of you ... have someone nearby who will clean your tangerines ... And the one who will steal these tangerines from both of you ...

My status went into the forest, probably behind the Christmas tree.

Funny and Cool Quotes

I want a little man... small, plump, with gifts... Santa Claus, I'm waiting!

Soon we will sit out on the Internet, we will not celebrate the New Year, but update it.

Never stick snowflakes on the refrigerator for the New Year - they remind the drunken guests of the letter Z.

Only in our country on New Year's Eve the congratulations of the president go through all channels, but they watch it only through the first one.

New Year's Eve is a dinner ending with breakfast.

Grandfather Frost, I would ... Gazprom shares - so that I don’t bother you anymore.

If a fat uncle comes up at night and puts you in a sack... don't freak out! It's just that someone asked Santa Claus for you for the New Year;)

Dear Grandfather Frost, for the New Year, put a piece of happiness under the Christmas tree for me..180 cm tall, please.

My children are already writing a letter to Santa Claus! And Santa Claus sits next to him on the couch and goes nuts!

Get ready for the New Year! I even moved the scale back 5 kg ...

December is nearing the middle, it's time to decide what to dress up for the night from December 31 to January 9.

- How did you spend New Years?
I don't know, they haven't told you yet...

Statuses with meaning

Snow… Adults say that it is frozen water, but children know better: these are small stars with a magical taste of the New Year.

I'm getting ready for the New Year, it seems the liver suspects something.

Dear Santa Claus, cotton beard, I don't need gifts! Increase your salary!

New Year is such a time when a call at 3 am is more glad than a call at 10 am.

New Year - A good reason leave some people in the old.

Someone dreams of a new life. And for some, the New Year is enough.

Every man should be a little Santa Claus for his family, help his Snow Maiden create a fairy tale and give gifts, well, and if this does not suit anyone, there is also a deer vacancy.

Beautiful statuses about the New Year

New Year gives us great chance- change your life for the better. This is an occasion to abandon the familiar, but so boring, step over fears, leave doubts behind, smile at the world around and start building your own destiny according to your own, exclusive project.

To the beat of the clock, exactly at twelve,
The world will change around.
We are in a fairy tale, as if
Let's go back to childhood...

They say that everything always comes true on New Year's Eve, even the fact that the whole year cannot be fulfilled!

Dear Santa Claus!!! I want to apply! Put only five boxes under the Christmas tree for my friends: fill the first with health, the second with good luck, the third with kindness, the fourth with patience, and put faith in the fifth! And one more thing - I beg you, tie all these boxes with a ribbon of happiness! Thanks, Santa Claus. I will be waiting very much...

As we get older, the New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want can't be bought with money.

There are many aphorisms about the New Year. Some of them are playful and amusing, while others inspire philosophical reflection and encourage change. Choose the expressions you like for your statuses, give Christmas mood to yourself and those around you!

Very little time will pass and the most anticipated New Year 2018 holiday will come. It so happened that along with the search for new bright outfits and original recipes, active users social networks wish to update their status. At the present time, this is a kind of "clothing", which is met in the virtual world. It should always be attractive and memorable, so the statuses about the New Year 2018 should be original and reflect inner world person.

New Year statuses 2018 for VK and Odnoklassniki

  • parents;
  • relatives;
  • loved one;
  • close friends;
  • work colleagues;
  • with guests of our social media accounts.

Yes, we have a New Year - it really is unforgettable holiday. Both adults and children are waiting for him. With the exception of holidays, this is perhaps the only days in a year when you can relax and take a walk "for the glory." Of course, everyone under these two words understands something of their own. Someone dedicates new year holidays a foreign tour to exotic countries with an emerald sea, snow-white sand and unforgettable palm trees, others give themselves as much as possible household and want to spend more time with their families. They organize a New Year's Eve at the very high level. The table is bursting with gourmet dishes, expensive spirits, exotic fruits and culinary delights. Young people "come off" in full at discos or nightclubs. No matter how you prefer to spend New Year's days, from the very first minutes of the New Year you are overwhelmed with impressions that just ask for an outlet.

New Year's statuses 2018 for VK and Odnoklassniki is the “place” where you can express your feelings and impressions about the first minutes, hours or days of the coming year with a few phrases.

The most visited social networks in Russia are Vkontakte and Odnoklassniki. Here it is very easy to customize your status and set the desired background image. The design of sites is such that when the status changes, all your friends will immediately know about it. This is very convenient, since such efficiency allows you to instantly inform loved ones about your mood or a new event in your life. The changed status will appear in the news feed, and your thoughts will be seen by friends of your friends, and this is already a huge audience.

The choice of status must be approached very seriously and deliberately, especially for those people who value their reputation. Agree that the text will not decorate you if it contains grammatical errors. Your social media account is a kind of business card by which a person is judged.

We are all very different, therefore, the statuses of all are completely different:

  • If you serious man, then, despite the fact that the New Year is in the yard, your statuses should be meaningful.
  • Funny expressions are suitable for a cheerful, never discouraged person.
  • Constantly busy man, will certainly choose short and capacious sentences.
  • Young people full of energy and mischief will prefer cool statuses. They will surely amuse more than one user.
  • A lyrical person will like, of course, texts in verse as the title text of their page on social networks.

If you do not want to "bother" and think for a long time about choosing a status, then we will try to help you. We offer you several dozens of current statuses on New Year's Eve 2018.

Statuses in verse

Good luck - smile!
End of the world - canceled!
Life goes on!
New Year is coming!
Christmas trees - dress up!
The garlands are on fire!
The light of the soul - turns on!
Miracles happen!
Holiday starts...
***
Let the glasses clink
Let the wine sparkle
Let the night starfall
He will look into your window.
On this wonderful night
Can't be without a smile
Pain and sorrow - away!
Happy new year friends!
***
Problems don't scare
And the crisis will not beat!
We are still beautiful
We welcome the New Year!
***
In the New Year 2018!
I wish you to enter without worries!
In the work of success
Happiness in the family
And to be in this life always on horseback!
***
A difficult year is not melting,
We were old friends for all,
Problems were all around
And everyone walked with a sad look,

But we believe and we are not silent,
That in the New we will definitely win!
Russia is a strong country!
It's you, it's me!
***
Of all the favorite holidays,
We are looking forward to it
He brings joy to every home,
And gives people only good!
And fulfills all desires
It's called New Year's Eve!
He lifts the mood
And it's here, it's coming to us!
***
long-awaited new year,
He will bring us joy
New forces, new friends,
You meet him quickly!

He will take away all the sorrows
All the problems and trouble
We've been waiting for him for so long
Happiness to you in the New Year!
***
The clinking of glasses is heard
Laughter and joy are pouring everywhere
It's time to celebrate the New Year
Don't miss the old year
We love this holiday very much.
May the New Year be happy!
Give new dreams
Whatever you want, me and you!
***
We are celebrating a wonderful holiday
He brings happiness to people
Dreams become reality
And fills the world with good!
***
The holiday hurries to visit us,
Our New Year's prankster
All people have fun
Don't be shy!
After all, this is the main holiday,
We've been waiting for him all year.
He brings us only happiness
And the Christmas tree is a bright round dance!
***
May the New Year, which is on the threshold,
Enter your home like a good friend!
Let them forget the way to you
Sorrow, adversity and disease!
And let them come in the coming year
Good luck and success to you! -
It will be the best year
And the happiest for everyone!
***
Let's thump in the New Year, erase the bad from memory.
Let's leave only hope light ... for a year or for many years ...
Let the old one take with him everything that disturbed peace,
That the soul was torn by crying, and in the New there will be only good luck!

Expressions with meaning

I want to wish everyone a short return to childhood, when on New Year's Eve the parents' house smells of tangerines, and a favorite toy hangs on the Christmas tree, which seems to reflect an unknown small world with its own New Year's wonderful fairy tale.
***
Remember - if a Christmas toy is broken during the decoration of the Christmas tree - very soon the most secret desire will come true. You can't hit on purpose.
***
On the eve of a magical holiday, I would like to wish all my family and friends a fairy tale and a miracle.
***
I wish Santa Claus put three gifts for all my friends under the Christmas tree - boundless happiness, selfless love and good health.
***
Getting older list new year wishes getting shorter and shorter, but what we really want, money can't buy.
***
Dear Santa Claus! I don't need gifts! Please make sure that all people on Earth are happy.
***
From the height of the past years and on the experience of four dozen celebrated New Year's celebrations, I affirm that an accidentally broken Christmas tree toy - sure sign fulfillment of desire.
***
I wish everyone for the New Year to return at least for a short time to their distant childhood, when the air is saturated with the aromas of tangerines, pine needles, and in their beloved Christmas ball, hanging on a prickly paw, reflects another world with its own fairy tale.
***
Frosty air, the aroma of pine needles and tangerine, bubbles burst in a glass of champagne ... Everything seems to be according to the rules, but it's so dreary to celebrate the New Year alone ...
***
May the New Year be happy and give many earthly blessings. And Santa Claus will come with a bag and fill the house with joy!

funny notes

I wanted to go to the matinee with a snowflake - a white dress, white tights. And I looked in the mirror - I’ll go in a snowdrift.
***
Good Santa Claus, do not put me new year gift under the tree Better get it in the garage right away.
***
The main thing is not to forget to leave Odnoklassniki on December 31 at 23:59 and celebrate the New Year.
***
Santa Claus! I can’t have sweets ... but semi-sweet can be.
***
What to give me for the new year? Yes, whatever! The main thing is to touch and with red headphones.
***
It's time to eat last year's food, watch eternal films and absolutely do not remember New Year's Eve.
***
I've been doing very well all year! Santa Claus, can I behave very badly on New Year's Eve?
***
I wish everyone good health in the body, crazy love in bed, dough in the briefcase and no rigmarole!
***
Proven advice: hostesses, do not put croutons in the New Year's salad! They hurt the face...
***
I really hope that at least this New Year a beautiful young Santa Claus will come to me. Or at least sober...

Short and cool statuses

Short Cool
Santa Claus come to visit me, I have prepared a herring under a fur coat for you !!! Santa Claus, you are no longer needed. The snowmen have arrived.
Childhood is over - instead of Santa Claus, I'm waiting for the Snow Maiden. Actual advice: in the New Year, do not click your happiness with the mouse!
I want Santa Claus to put 3 gifts under the Christmas tree on New Year's Eve - Happiness in the house, Love in the family, Health to loved ones. The New Year is rushing towards us, happiness will happen! Vodka along with beer - women are beautiful. And then viskarik - it will become more fun! And in the morning pickle and it’s very bad ...
Tangerines went into action - it means the New Year is coming soon! Santa Claus, don’t be a goon, this year you will go broke !!! Give "FERARI" to me, well, and to all my relatives!!!
Soon - soon the new year! Rejoice planet! This is the first new year after... the end of the world! ! To the sound of the chimes, I will say that Santa Claus with a big bag will bring me not a goat, but a rabbit ... and fill the house with joy ...
I am sitting in a room alone and thinking about him, when will this new year come ... And my husband is the best On New Year's Eve, he decorates not only the Christmas tree, but also me!))
Away with sadness and longing - after all, the NEW YEAR is already on the nose. I wonder if I became someone's New Year's wish?
Hello Santa Claus, cotton beard! I'll buy everything for myself - increase the salary! They say that on New Year's Eve, the dollar will fall sharply! To know where he will fall, there and meet the New Year !!!
How I want your wish for the New Year to be me. Grandfather Frost is coming to visit us. He brings joy to our home. We will meet him as it should and give him cognac to drink.
I'm sorry figure! New Year is calling! Putin announced: - there will be no winter! Otherwise, Medvedev will fall asleep!

Social networks, instant messaging systems and a variety of personalized accounts have filled the entire surrounding information space. According to statistics, only one Facebook active users, for example, in 2018, there were up to 2 billion people, and Youtube - 1.5.

Two-thirds of the population of our planet, the first thing they do in the morning is check the news feed in their social networks, post new statuses or comments, like friends, etc.

It can be condemned, it can be used to promote your business or any other activity, it can be welcomed as a way to bring people together who would never have known about each other before. But, one cannot but admit that the power of social networks over the world is a folded fact.

And all of us, of course, being under the influence of the magic of this, cannot resist the temptation to put some new status. Especially when we are talking about such a cross-planetary and such important holiday like new year.

What New Year's status to choose?

To advise any specific recipes for success here, of course, is pointless. Unless, if you are not a shocking guru, you should not radically change the style of your account. Believe me, on the wall of an 11-year-old girl, quotes from Kafka about the frailty of life and hopelessness after complaining about the evil math look a little silly.

Like Snoop Dogg's phrases from a gray-haired professor of belles-lettres ... The only and main advice can be something like: better less is more.

You should not try to outdo everyone in the world in originality, to seem not who you really are - there is too great a chance to acquire the stamp of an incorrigible snob, fool or bore. But sincerity and natural passion for something - on the contrary, the key to a favorable perception by the public.

In the New Year 2019, in your status, it is undoubtedly better to write something on occasion. But, necessarily from the heart and with feeling. If this is a wish, then by all means such that after reading it, everyone's heart warms up.

If it’s some kind of philosophical thought, then it must be connected with the tradition of rethinking one’s life on this holiday, reflecting some general humanitarian values, which, especially now, of course, it’s not a sin to recall.

And if at once fantasy helpfully did not throw a couple of stellar ideas, and memory is bashfully silent when trying to come up with a new one new year status, it is worth seeing what we have prepared for you in this section. Believe me, we tried very hard to pick up really bright and cool statuses about this theme!

Comic and funny

Humor is everything! Especially in such a fun and joyful holiday for everyone. So shine them in your status! Yes, so as to bring a smile even to Princess Nesmeyana. Let it be at least a really popular and funny mini-joke, at least a reworked aphorism on the topic, at least a playful excerpt from the "Letter to Santa Claus" or some other original creative.

And by the way, here you will find all the latest jokes about the New Year, which have never won an accordion competition before, such that no one will doubt that you are a real joke guru.

  • The New Year is the official chance to start a new life. Just be honest. Delete unnecessary people, stop being lazy, and do what was promised.
  • I really want to walk around the city in the evening on New Year's Eve, when everything will be lit with lights, congratulations on the new year and the air will smell of the approaching new year.
  • Nothing will save you from a New Year's hangover like a glass of milk, a cool shower and sex. Did not help? Then the old, grandfather's ...
  • Oh, this New Year's Eve craziness! It feels like we didn’t clean all year, didn’t shop, didn’t cook, didn’t repair and didn’t dress ... And only in December they remembered all this!
  • The inevitable continuation holiday table- holiday chair
  • cool statuses for the New Year 2018: There is no sadder story in the world than the New Year and the thought of a diet ...
  • Never stop believing in miracles! All with the coming!
  • Grandfather Frost, for the last New Year, I asked you for a boyfriend. So, take this goat back and let's better felt-tip pens.
  • Grandfather Frost, please don’t give me more sweets ... no, no need .... semi-sweet is better.
  • Well, it's New Year's again. Farewell to my 42 size, hello "you got fat" and "everything with tomorrow on a diet"
  • Well, thank God, they took a walk ... We finished the damn Olivier ... Fireworks were launched at midnight ... I wish I could remember ... with whom and where ...

We are all philosophers at heart...

The main thing is not to post any nonsense, in which, for example, you yourself understand a little, and which in this case, as they say, is neither to the village nor to the city. Let it be something moderately abstruse, understandable and close, at least to your circle of friends, topical and awakening good in people.

All sorts of deep theses, which boil down to the fact that “nothing lasts forever under the moon”, “good is bad, which was looked at from a different angle”, etc. better left for the general autumn depression. Do not spoil people's mood with the desire to seem original. It obviously won't add karma. As, however, and likes ...

  • I so want the New Year as soon as possible, tangerines, salads, a Christmas tree, garlands, everything blinks like that, and congratulations from Putin, gifts, and not sleep until morning, these 10 days would pass as soon as possible!
  • So I already want snow ... tangerines ... new year ... and my dear people next to me ...)))
  • I really want a new year! Festive mood, a lot of snow, the smell of tangerines and Christmas trees, a glass of sparkling champagne, the chiming clock and all your favorite ones are nearby!
  • I want New Year! The smell of tangerines, Christmas trees ... fresh soft snow ... light frost on the street ... Painted patterns on the windows ... the movie "Home Alone" ... And Coca-Cola advertising.)))
  • And I so want the New Year ... Tangerines, long holidays and "the holiday is coming to us."
  • How I look forward to the New Year! This magical holiday, smelling of tangerines, a Christmas tree and ... childhood ...
  • As a child, something like - stick paper snowflake on the window, put on a crown of glass beads, burst tangerines to diathesis ... and that's all, hello, New Year! And now you are sitting and bothering to do such a thing, to fasten it and gobble it up, in order to feel that happiness is approaching.
  • Imagine: you woke up in the morning, got dressed, washed, ate a tangerine and went down the hill to ride. And then they came back, ate and went to bed. And at night, my grandmother warmed me in the bath and put me to bed. And gifts for the new year. And no problem. I so want to go back to my childhood!

Solid romance

It's no secret that when we are in love or just forever young at heart, we never cease to rejoice at the snowflakes falling on our hands, the smell of the Christmas tree, and we are saturated with an absolutely magical and romantic mood for the entire New Year and Christmas period.

After all, remember, too sweet is just as disgusting as it is too bitter! You need to know the measure in any case, and this rule, of course, applies not only to romantic quotes ...

Well, I want to believe that the statuses on this page will allow you to perform worthily on your wall before the New Year, wish everyone who cares about you all the best, show off your wit or erudition. And, in any case, may the coming year of the Pig give you only likes!

  • New Year's Eve good husband decorates the Christmas tree, and a very good one decorates his wife!
  • Dear Santa Claus! I don’t ask you for anything in particular, but may the person who is reading this status now be happy in the New Year! 🙂
  • THE NEW YEAR STEALS QUIETLY, IN THE HEAD IS A CONFUSION.
  • The New Year is the official chance to start a new life. Just be honest. Delete unnecessary people, stop being lazy, and do what was promised.
  • Dear Santa Claus! Let the president, government and deputies live on childcare allowance in the New Year!
  • I wonder if anyone thought of me for the New Year?
  • Grandfather Frost, put a piece of happiness under the Christmas tree ... 185 cm ... with brown eyes ... and so that it weighs a kilogram under 95 ... pliz ...
  • Grandfather Frost, for the last New Year, I asked you for a boyfriend. So, take this goat back and let's better felt-tip pens 🙂
  • Do you know why there is no that very New Year's mood?!
    Yes, we just already know that Santa Claus does not exist and we no longer wait for anyone all night. We just don't have anyone to believe in. We ourselves choose gifts for ourselves and already know in advance what will lie under the tree, and in fact earlier in childhood we were happy to find a simple box of sweets under the tree .... all these miracles just disappeared with age.
  • New Year's mood is when I'm glad to see even those who made the wrong door.

Video

The article was written specifically for the site “2019 Year of the Pig”: https://website/