Funny poems for gifts. Congratulations to gifts in comic verses
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Bank is not a simple subject,
And the universal
accept a gift
This one is unique.
She will solve a hundred problems
In one moment
Because it was created
It's for filling.
Ideal for water
Milk and juice
Becomes a flower vase
And not bad for wine.
Suitable for loose
For cereals and semolina,
And let the most reliable
Money is kept in the bank.
Bank - almost like, as a gift, a pot.
You give - and immediately everything is fine.
There is where to put and where to put.
Life immediately becomes easier.
Everything goes to its place
And nothing just falls apart.
The jar is the most useful item in the world.
Better than a gift, of course not.
Here we decided difficult
Give you a present.
We think we owe you
He is a pleasant surprise.
Envelope content:
Two treasured tickets!
Today is a special day for us
I suggest taking a walk
Evening visit a movie show,
Walking down my own lane.
I give you movie tickets
Kissing spots if you like
I want a smile on my face
And happiness to give you a piece.
Money, mugs and flowers -
All donated a long time ago.
And so to you I
I give you movie tickets.
There you eat popcorn
You will enjoy the spectacle.
Laugh and playfully
You will return home.
Art to quench my thirst
It's easy to give a sim a gift,
And thank us for that
A simple smile is possible.
While spotlights are bright light
And its brilliance has not faded,
Great gift- ticket!
Theater tickets for you!
I'll put two tickets to the theater on the table,
Inviting you on a date
And with flowers I will stand aside
Waiting for you at the theater
Accept my gift and let it bring
We have a date with the beautiful and eternal,
May the love in our souls for the theater live,
Let the play last forever.
Give a mood as a gift
To appear on the face
Your carefree smile
Pleasantly doubly so.
You accept tickets to the concert,
Let joy give a moment
And let happy stories
Keep the heart in memory.
My duty as a friend is for you
Prepare a gift.
And it's all of a sudden me
Made me remember
That somehow you, my friend, are tired
From stress and worries.
I want to distract with gifts
I'm from work.
My gift is small
Fits in an envelope.
I give you with all my heart
Concert tickets!
Our special gift
A little magical.
Will please anyone
Lottery ticket.
Given to you with soul
And that means - lucky!
And win for sure
The desired will bring.
I'll give you a lottery ticket
I believe it will bring good luck
He will be the sail for your ship,
That swims straight to the shore of happiness.
Your win will be like a gift of fate,
Like a happy, unexpected chance,
May he fulfill all your dreams
Let it be the best surprise.
Our gift is the best
He will keep you
On your beautiful hand
Promise to always wear!
This fabulous gift
Amazing bracelet!
Reminds you of your friends
Protects from all kinds of troubles!
Don't forget to wear
Shine among the beauties!
Accept a bracelet as a gift
And no matter how many years have passed
Don't you ever forget
That friendship is not afraid of years.
And if it's sad sometimes
I'll help you then.
Let there be many roads ahead
We can get through them!
So that the keys are not lost,
So that you cannot confuse them,
I give you a gift
A cute keychain.
Looks like a bauble
Doesn't seem to make sense
But like an old housekeeper,
He saves the whole bunch.
trendy, creative,
Envy will cause everyone
Your keychain with a stylish design
Will bring you success.
What to give you
I didn't think for a long time.
I give you
Magic keychain.
So that in a couple of months
Not for long...
cool car
You were able to buy.
But don't forget
Ride in a wheelbarrow with me
After all, my keychain
You were like a hint.
Let them say that a razor is not a gift.
Let's say a beard is in trend now,
For those who hate being unshaven
This gift is relevant forever!
Do not stand only at the call of fashion
Get a lush beard
After all, the main thing for the individual is still
Stay true to yourself!
What would it be to give
We thought together
And decided that the gift
It will be interesting
If you see him
You almost every day
You will also remember us
Then you probably.
In general, here it is for you -
Your new razor!
Christmas gifts with poems
Beautiful poems for gifts for the New Year 2018
Poems for a Christmas tree gift
On every needle the snow is silver,
Balloons sparkle and tinsel glitters!
Today you, like all of us, can not sleep!
Long live the Christmas tree and the holiday! Hooray! ©
Poems for a gift monkey
From an island in the middle of the ocean
Cute monkey toy!
Let it fall to you this year
Lots of money from her bounties! ©
Poems for a candle gift
New Year- time of Christmas trees, candles,
Evenings, romantic meetings!
And love, that all feelings are hot,
I swear to keep you forever! ©
Poems for a toy gift
Toy with its softness
Reminds you of early childhood
When the house was full of guests,
And fill your soul with joy! ©
Poems: teddy bear as a gift
Here Teddy bear he will bring you
Warmth and smiles for the whole year!
Let your home be cozy and generous
And happy are the people who live there! ©
Gift vase - poems
Graceful vase silhouette
Will add to any interior
Finish and atmosphere
The wonderful years that have flown by. ©
Poems for the gift of wine
To your delight, this grape is ripe,
A marvelous drink was made by a winemaker
And thus gained world fame -
So enjoy the wine, savoring it! ©
Poems - a house as a gift
Let this house be a festive hut
Swinging on the New Year's fir -
He will become real, not a toy,
Just make a wish today! ©
Wait...
Comic gifts with poems for the New Year
Poems for a car gift (model)
Nothing that he is so small -
I conjured now
What can you save up for this
For a year - even for a big one! ©
Gift album - poems
Friend, let me congratulate you!
Paste in the album for the family as a keepsake
Everything you shoot in a year
In the cities of your dreams! ©
Verse - a gift beads
These beads are not for the Christmas tree -
Their neck is worthy of yours!
Let me fasten the latch
Dear sorceress! ©
Poems for a gift notebook
The notebook is solid and simple,
When you wake up, immediately open
And go through the whole to-do list
What to do during the night did not have time! ©
Gift broom in verse
Let the broom help you
Expel all sorrows and evil,
Will sweep into the house more money,
May you be lucky this year! ©
Poems - a gift of scales
We are getting younger every year
And good every day!
Scales will mark how we are losing weight -
Let's start right tomorrow! ©
Poems for the gift of vodka
It has been known to all of us since ancient times,
There is no holiday without vodka!
And the New Year is no exception!
Accept our congratulations! ©
What to say when giving a gift.
Have you been looking for a suitable gift for a loved one or just a very good friend, and bought, as you think, exactly what he needs. But how to present a present so that the presentation is original and memorable?
Which congratulatory speech would be most appropriate? The article contains congratulations for the most common and valuable gifts. You can use them as they are or add your own.
The most important thing is that the congratulations sound sincere, and the hero of the occasion accepts your valuable gift as a sign of warm and cordial relations.
Words for a bank gift with money in verse and prose
What is the most practical gift? Of course, money! Even if you visited a dozen stores on the eve of the celebration and did not find what the birthday man or colleague would really like, then you always have a win-win- donate money.
We invite you to present a jar or other glass vessel with money, accompanying the moment of presentation with a comic quatrain or a simple but original congratulation.
A birthday present should be original, useful, beautiful and evocative. positive emotions. All these requirements are met by such a present as money.
How can you give money so that the gift does not look official and is remembered for a long time?
- Roll up a jar of money and write a funny label. For example, "dried greens", "cauliflower".
- Present a sealed jar with money and hand it over with the words: “I am giving you a bank account.”
- Hand over a jar of money and a printed instruction that details how to stamp money.
What words to decorate a cash gift?
accept my my sincere congratulations! Let it be good health May good luck accompany you in all your endeavors. So that everything in life goes smoothly and well, so that in the morning you want to sing merrily, I give you this jar of money. I think with them you are guaranteed smiles and vivid impressions.
I congratulate you and wish you warmth and comfort, to sunlight kept warm in any weather. May your wishes come true. I'm giving you a jar of money to start this process faster!
Bank - almost like, as a gift, a pot.
You give - and immediately everything is fine.
There is where to put and where to put.
Life immediately becomes easier.
Everything goes to its place
And nothing just falls apart.
The jar is the most useful item in the world.
There is no better gift, of course.
Bank - not a simple subject,
And universal.
accept the gift
This one is unique.
She will solve a hundred problems
In one moment
Because it was created
Just for filling.
Ideal for water
Milk and juice
Becomes a flower vase
Good for wine.
Suitable for loose
For cereals and semolina.
And most reliable
Save money in the bank.
If there's something you want
Urgently buy for yourself,
Our gift will help here
All dreams come true!
Words for a gift "bank of money" Money in the bank is cool
You accept from us soon
With a round sum in a stash
Live warmer and more fun.
I give a big jar
It contains the initial contribution.
Replenish your piggy bank.
Let the coin rattle.
Money for a big deal
I wish to accumulate.
Let there be strength and faith
Anything you want to buy.
I'll put money in the bank
I will close the lid.
Here is a present
I'll arrange for you.
For good deeds only
Let the penny go.
If you need
Break the jar!
I want to donate today
Money in the bank for you!
Let them help you achieve your goals.
Take them from me.
I'm sure you know
Where do you need them.
I sincerely wish you
Buy whatever you want.
In honor of a significant day
I want to congratulate you
I wish you success
And it felt the best
To bypass
Any sorrow and misfortune
So that peace reigns in the soul,
May God always be with you
To health never
Nothing hurt
Paperwork, like from me,
May you have more.
Video: How to give money in an original way for a wedding, birthday or anniversary (money bank)?
Words for a car gift in verse and prose
Not everyone can donate a car. But if you have prepared such an impressive present, then you just need to supplement the congratulation with a comic wish.
- Congratulations on your birthday! I won't tell you standard wishes. Your guests did it for me today. Today I will fulfill one of your dreams: accept a car as a gift. I think this brand suits you. Follow the rules and be lucky on the roads!
- Happy Birthday! Let fate surprise you pleasant surprises. For example, such as today: accept this car as a gift! good man It is always nice to give a valuable gift, because you will cherish it and will not turn up your nose! With such a machine, you will always and everywhere appear on time!
- Happy Birthday! I wish you all the best the best: health, good luck, fulfillment of all your cherished desires. May fate pamper you and give you only memorable gifts. For example, a car! Now you can also be congratulated on the purchase of a foreign car! Build new plans already with the car, because the accumulated money can be spent on another desire!
To be fashionable and stylish
And everywhere to keep up
Take the car
He's just right for you.
Becoming the owner of the wheels
Don't hold your nose high
Don't drive on the road
Follow all the rules.
Let the car become a friend
Rushing through life circle after circle.
Hold the steering wheel firmly in your hands
And cherish the gift.
Everywhere to be in time and do a lot,
Now you can confidently, boldly.
And you won't get tired anymore
He will solve almost all problems.
Beautiful and fast, not a fairy tale, but a true story,
I give you this car.
May it always serve you flawlessly
And so that the gas tank is never empty!
My love for you cannot be measured
There are no words to describe her
I want to entrust my modest gift,
I hasten to hand over the keys to the car.
Drive carefully, don't drive too hard
Take care of your life and health
Enjoy the ride.
Green light is always on the way!
You are quite big now
Our man, our hero!
You deserve a car
All bolts are included.
Just drive carefully
Skip if possible
Still responsible for you -
We worry about children.
Any purchase holiday -
Double car purchase!
I send wishes of different
It's easy to ride.
The road was so smooth
In the traffic police only friends and relatives.
Machine, like lightning
And so that not a day is under repair.
Words for the gift "car" Words for a gift with a cake in verse and prose
A traditional birthday present is a cake. It’s good if the pastry is made to order or it says interesting wish for the birthday boy. Then the offering of a sweet treat will not look trite and boring.
And if not? How to present one required elements celebrations? Accompany his presentation with a comic commentary or verse.
- Happy birthday! I wish you health, prosperity, much money and sweet life. Let this cake make you happy today and decorate all your dreams in the same pink color like ribbons on a box. Let life consist only of white stripes, like these white roses on a cake.
- Happy birthday and I want to sweeten this one for you joyful day with a sweet treat! Cut it only with good thoughts and may everything that you have long dreamed of come true. When it starts to melt in your mouth, let your soul be filled with endless joy.
- Happy birthday! May you have enough of everything: and friends and money and warm days, and smiles, and success, and love. And so that your life is filled with sweetness, I give you a cake with Best wishes from confectioners. Sweet love to you, sweet kisses and more luck!
You won't find a better gift -
He's great, he's great!
He makes people shiver
He is so relevant today.
Wonderful cake like a dream:
It is fresh and unbelievably tasty.
It was made slowly
And just for you!
I give you this wonderful cake,
So that all your wishes come true.
To always be always - the highest grade
Your long, sweet life!
Let it be airy and gentle, just like him,
There will be every new night.
And let you dream the most fabulous dream,
How all misfortunes go away!
I wish you a sweet life
And so the gift is a cake!
May good happiness steal away
Enter your life with love!
I wish you a lot of positive
So that every moment is a parade of luck,
Let all problems rush past
How fast the horse gallops!
My gift is the sweetest.
In fact, top notch.
So that everything in life is smooth,
I'm giving you a cake today.
He will cheer you up
He heals sorrow
For effective treatment
Take it with tea.
And increase its properties
A circle of friends helps
All sadness will pass instantly
And more fun to heal.
Pour more tea
Yes, and cut the cake into pieces,
So that on sadness and sorrow
We'd better put an end to it.
On holiday, we want to wish the best:
Treasured dreams to fulfill,
To be in motion and to go to the goal,
Good people on your way!
Let life be happy every sunny day
And happiness will settle in your world,
Good luck, prosperity, strength and love!
Accept the most delicious sweetness from us.
Let this cake give pleasure,
Tastes of refined satisfaction,
Will please the zest and beauty,
And will do more joyful holiday is yours!
He is elegant and pleasant
And it tastes incredible!
uplifting
And give pleasure.
My present is a cake.
You know a lot about sweets -
This is a holiday for the soul.
Hurry up and bring it to the table!
We wish you a sweet life
Like this cake.
We wish you prosperity
And life without hassle.
Let everything be fine
May you always be lucky
Let troubles forget you
Let Life is going for takeoff.
Words for the gift "cake" Words for a gift with flowers in verse and prose
You can express your feelings by giving beautiful bouquet. Flowers complement the feeling of celebration and bring the aroma of a miracle to the celebration.
Accompanying the presentation of a gift with a comic verse or warm wishes, you will certainly bring joy and spiritual sweetness to the culprit or hero of the occasion.
Happy Birthday! May your life be like this as bright and colorful as a rainbow. May there be a lot of positive in your life and good emotions. Inexhaustible energy for the fulfillment of your cherished desires will be added by this bouquet saturated with aromas and shades. I wish you to walk on roads strewn with flower petals!
Words for the gift "flowers" Happy holiday! I wish you to be as beautiful as these flowers, and delight the eye with charm!
Happy birthday! I wish you the fulfillment of all your wishes that luck is always there, and you bloom like these flowers!
Flowers are the perfect gift for any occasion. They broke their heads for a long time
What is the best gift to give?
Express as admiration
And pleasant surprise?
Although the gift is not new,
What a holiday without flowers!
And with a bouquet - a wish:
Be beautiful like a flower
Please our eyes with charm.
And let there be no worries!
Let it be hard to surprise
They (flowers) have long been familiar:
Thought to revive feelings -
Give flowers you, as usual!
Touch the petals with your hand
But they are such a charm!
All gray hair off the temples,
She will return, our courage!
When it's time to give a bouquet ...
... and this is already cool -
Take a chance, luck awaits in the morning
Success will come again to someone!
I give you these flowers
After all, only you are the best in the world.
Let it bring you joy
Their wonderful smell.
Let the fun cause,
And filled with a feeling of affection.
Let dreams come true
And everything will be as you want!
For you as a gift
I'll bring flowers
Delicate petals
You touch with your hand.
clear and understandable
We are the language of flowers,
Let them about feelings
They speak without words.
Comic and funny words of congratulations for gifts
If you are not lazy and prepare comic wish or a poem for the hero of the occasion, you can make an unforgettable impression on him.
Gifted by you close person appreciate your creativity and will remember the words you said for a long time. The selection below will help you find the right words.
May you have more reasons to drink. So that you Today, both Lamborghini and Ferrari wished that their wishes come true. So that you can afford vodka, whiskey and even a cup of tea on your birthday. Be healthy and happy!
Happy birthday! I wish you a lot of everything: happiness, joy, good luck, warm days, good neighbors and understanding colleagues. Let a stream of dollars and euros rush to your house! When there are too many banknotes, you will wave your hands and shout: "That's enough!"
Our dear birthday boy!
Although you already [and not] fifty dollars,
Still joy for friends -
Birthday, anniversary!
After all, any of the birthdays -
It's also a reason to donate.
Because - see for yourself! —
We have come here with gifts.
Birthday boy, dear!
We are here for you with all our heart!
But first, pour it.
Get drunk, respect people!
No, we don't need alcohol
We would like such a drink
Just to clear your throat!
And we'll give you
Everything we took with us.
It's still a lot of work...
After all, there are a lot of gifts!
Dear hero of the day
We are generously pleased to give.
And without asking for a reward
Let's get started. Is everyone ready?
We are for a dear friend
Haven't regretted anything
Barely dragged.
(On these words endure big box, in which all the prepared gifts are stacked, and they begin to take out each item from it in turn and read cool poems for each gift
Gift number 1.
Look here:
It says "WATER".
And although there is no water,
Let's highlight this point:
After all, the bottle, even if empty,
But what a beautiful one!
Suitable for everything at once.
Well, first of all, it's a vase.
Secondly, the dishes are
And not only for the bouquet:
For water and compote,
And for tea with bergamot.
(in these words they present an empty water bottle - plastic)
Video: Happy Birthday! Joking congratulations!
Gift No. 2
Here's another hello:
Pack of cigarettes.
And "hello" - from childhood he:
Do you remember - summer, the stadium ...
A hundred meters on a physical ...
Sitting in the yard…
Cigarettes were also
Will you still deny it?
Even if you don't smoke for a long time
We give a pack anyway.
It only takes a glance
To understand: smoking is poison!
And why, you ask, a pack? —
You will hide a stash in it!
(in these words they present a pack of cigarettes - preferably empty)
Gift No. 3
Look how beautiful
This beer can!
You can make a rattle
Very nice toy
Throw some coins in there!
What is not the joy of the hero of the day?
Rattle - isn't it?
And a coin box.
(on these words they present an empty tin can out of beer)
Gift No. 4
Here's another present for you
Under the name Eurocent,
If simply - a penny
Made from excellent stainless steel.
For what? So it's not a secret:
From donated coins
Happy birthday!
We will not take the present back!
It's money, and besides,
Our modest contribution to this dinner.
(they present a coin and throw it into the already donated beer can)
Gift No. 5
Here's another surprise
Not a whim, not a whim:
This is a candy wrapper.
And why, you ask, is this?
We want to infect with an example:
Become a collector!
This is the first copy.
Do you understand, jubilee?
Who buys paintings
Who collects coins...
Fanfiction is more reliable though:
After all, paintings are more expensive!
And, giving candy to friends,
Remove fanfiction at the same time.
(at this place they present a candy wrapper)
Gift No. 6
And from refractory steel
We give you a pin.
You ask: why all of a sudden?
For gum! Got it, friend?
You might say, “What is it?
After all, now the underwear is different -
From "Trussardi", from "Dior" ... "-
What kind of conversation?
But take it, do not torture your friends,
Just like that - just in case!
(on these words they present an ordinary steel pin)
Gift No. 7
Look here mate:
It's a matchbox!
You say, little thing? No not like this:
It's not empty at all.
Even if you are not a tourist,
Not an avid climber
But from now on you can
Light a fire in your soul!
(in these words they present a box of matches)
Gift No. 8
We are happy to give you
This tube of lipstick.
And although it is completely empty,
But beautiful female lips
He keeps touch.
Hey tube! A feast for the eyes!
And I can give advice:
Throw it in the enemy's pocket!
Revenge him in full
For you his wife!
(an empty tube of lipstick is presented at this place)
Gift No. 9
Look what a beauty:
At least while the jaw is in place,
Behind the teeth - an eye for an eye!
We give ... Now, now ...
(rummaging through the box)
The hero of the day is ready to accept
This dental floss?
Oops, looks like they screwed up...
But we hardly repent -
The thread is simple, ordinary
Somehow act more habitually.
And they made a mistake - it does not matter:
They will always come in handy!
(on these words they present a coil ordinary thread, maybe not new)
Gift No. 10
And now seriously
We will solve the "dental issue".
This is pasta. Yes, a tooth!
Such a fragrant one!
We know, we've tried...
True, we doubt gnaws:
Is it worth giving?
Because buy a new one
We didn't make it today.
But we will give - in fact!
And now it's time for all of us
Rang a friendly "cheers"!
Video: words for wedding gifts
So that I can always, so that I can everywhere
You lean on something
I give you shoulders
Let my care be in high!
But no matter how friendly you are with water,
Get out of the depths of the sea -
On earth you are still needed
And we love.
Watching the life of fish for hours,
Forgetting your troubles,
You suddenly become so calm
It's like she came straight from heaven.
Fill our glass with juice
Take vitamins.
You won't be alone
We'll be back for tea soon.
Then put down the glass
And make tea for everyone.
How do you live without a keychain?
Without a keychain in life is bad.
With a whistle I give a keychain,
Find always so you can.
Yours is still ahead of the zenith.
And I give a pen for a reason -
Sign for fees
When you become famous.
We give you an antidepressant,
He guarantees a happy life!
We guarantee success:
The smile will be the widest!
To keep you healthy
It is necessary that everything was up to the light bulb!
So get our souvenir
Spit on everything and drink one yogurt!
Thought-layer (massage comb)
But that day is still far away.
For now, just to loosen up
Drop me a line with a pen.
About what? Try to guess.
You can do without sacrament
You live freely -
You have no misfortune
You have no trouble.
But something too
There is no between us.
Just won't help
This is an amulet.
I will ease your lot -
I'll give you a super razor.
To shave without problems
I also give you a cream.
You have a passion for hunting
I want to wake up with a gift:
Prepare two slippers for the start,
Let the cockroaches be hot!
Love, they say, is very evil,
You will sometimes love a goat!
We advise you not to suffer
"Goat" in dominoes to score!
Means for fixing the situation (adhesive plaster or electrical tape)
So that the situation is in hand
You could always hold firmly
Help you in these matters
This fixer, we know for sure!
Tired of intrigue and passion,
There is no peace on earth for a long time.
You put on a mask and flippers -
And to the bottom!
There, hiding from the noisy city,
Where they live both excitedly and sobbing,
You will find calm joy
Among algae and fish.
So that no one wipes their feet about you,
And you yourself wiped them on something,
We want this rug on the threshold
Became your favorite trainer!
A set for a pofigist (a light bulb and a package of yogurt)
To put my thoughts in order
That scattered like horses,
Literally, not figuratively
We give the thought-layer!
From the bottom of my heart I want to congratulate you on your birthday,
But there was a problem with the gift:
I really want it to be unusual,
But worthy, and still practical!
The choice was - an apartment or a car,
But no one supported me
So I give an envelope with money
What do you think you can buy yourself!
To have an opportunity in life
Suddenly go on an adventure
I present to you today
I'm crispy bills.
May they bring joy
Let them make the goal closer
Let them multiply incessantly
The main thing is to believe in luck!
We are a birthday present
It took a very long time to choose.
Bought the item in doubt.
And then they gave it back.
In general, we decided
that we have no idea
Happy Birthday,
We give money and an envelope!
Money is not a gift, they say!
But everyone would like to be rich!
And so I give you an envelope,
But I'm not talking about the amount!
You will see everything later
Just, chur, do not drive me with a whip
Happy birthday! I wholeheartedly
How much could you, put so much!
I give money today
To have enough for cognac
And on oysters with caviar,
On any other trifle.
For relatives bills
Let them serve as a beacon
Let the banknotes get
Honest only work.
It's your birthday.
Congratulations with all our heart!
And a loving gift
We give white, small!
It contains your dreams, desires,
Just turn on your fantasy.
Rate our efforts
And show me a smile!
They say happiness is not in money
But they are always and everyone is happy.
I donate too! Spend wisely
And report back to me!
What I saw or what I bought
Maybe open your own business?
I give from the heart, from the soul,
Hurry up to spend the gift!
I present cash
To have a stash.
Let the thin envelope grow
In a fluffy bag.
Money "stick" to you,
Don't let pass
I only want to grow
Your income.
It's hard to choose a gift
And yes, it's extremely boring.
Well, why such sacrifices,
There is also money and envelopes!
happy birthday congratulations
And we give you a present!
To yourself, whatever you want
Buy - you won't go wrong!
I give you an envelope for happiness
You will become rich overnight!
Spend them how you want
For the fulfillment of a dream!
On a trip, outfits,
Perfume, candy and lipstick,
Earrings, rings and bracelets,
Rubies or Gems!
To be able to afford
various pranks,
I give you beauty
Cash from the heart.
Enough for a haircut
SPA, massage and manicure,
I wish to be a magnet
For solid banknotes only.
Dear, happy birthday!
The road is really you
And your inclinations are “modest”,
Wishes and dreams
And tired, in a futile attempt,
Satisfy your dream.
We give for your cherished
Better money for you!
I give the envelope empty, without stamps,
But it has a gift for you!
I want my little contribution
Was just the beginning! Be rich!
To be included in the Forbes list,
I give both euros and rubles!
Don't just spend it on coats
Buy a car with them!
I give a difficult gift,
To him an envelope, but not empty.
You will find several banknotes in it,
Buy a suit that haute couture!
Have you been dreaming of this for a long time?
And I was looking for you
With the size so as not to miscalculate,
I want to give money!
Let me contribute
To the cherished dream fund.
To quickly become the owner
Wheelbarrows you are noticeable.
Let my gift help
Get a little closer to the target
The car is waiting for you
Meeting soon - you believe!
We know you dream of buying a car,
Let's do our part too.
So that there is less time left to save,
Money, help a little!
And the occasion, just the right one -
Your holiday, your birthday!
Accept congratulations and a small contribution,
Bring dreams closer to fulfillment!
Well, apart from congratulations,
So to your surprise
We give you gifts
And heartily congratulations:
For the Bride, beloved,
I'll give you a pot
To cook porridge for her husband,
With the words "I love!".
And for the groom (NAME),
There is also an idea
We give you a hammer
So that you know a lot about repairs!
And there is also a general surprise,
We give it to you for an encore,
Potty for future kids
For girls and boys!
Well, for mother-in-law, we give a rolling pin,
To know hardening in pies!
And we give our aunt a brick,
To build a big house!
Mother-in-law, here is the frying pan,
To always have pancakes!
Father-in-law gift.
For you, too, there is a surprise,
So that the whim of the young comes true:
And even though it's a trinket,
But still, the right toy,
I give you a mini-car,
Everyone would look for her
Your task is simple
So that she was in reality!
On every needle the snow is silver,
Balloons sparkle and tinsel glitters!
Today you, like all of us, can not sleep!
Long live the Christmas tree and the holiday! Hooray!
From an island in the middle of the ocean
Cute monkey toy!
Let it fall to you this year
Lots of money from her bounties!
New Year - the time of Christmas trees, candles,
Evenings, romantic meetings!
And love, that all feelings are hot,
I swear to keep you forever!
It is easy and difficult to congratulate a man on his anniversary: it is easy if you know the tastes and hobbies of the hero of the day well, it is difficult if he takes his hobby very seriously - then you can not please. Men tend to like to receive either practical gifts, or cool - therefore wonderful option For men's anniversary there will be a congratulation in which you can combine both.
For example, before giving a truly valuable gift (an envelope with money or gift Certificate), you can arrange a presentation - comic presentations that talk about the profession or hobby of the hero of the day - this will surely please the culprit himself and create an atmosphere of festive fun at the table.
With the help of a funny instruction or eyeliner, you can give the hero of the day a very practical and ordinary gift in an original way: a bottle of vodka, a watch, etc. Such - great way bring joy to the hero of the day and add variety to the series, albeit beautiful, but stereotyped wishes ..
Here are collected best ideas Internet (thanks to the authors) on how to arrange comic congratulations with gifts for the anniversary of a man.
1. Cool gift for the hero of the day "Healing air"
(Auror A. Belimova)
For this comic gift, stock up on a three-liter jar. It needs to be rolled up (we advise on reverse side apply a small amount of caps fir oil so that when the jar is opened, a barely perceptible aroma of pine forest is actually heard from it); stick a label on it with the following content: healing air pine forest. The content of ozone is 2 percent, oxygen - 23, carbon dioxide - 0.03 percent. Volume 3 liters. Use within an hour of opening.
You should not immediately show this present to the birthday man. First, read the following terms to him:
“- If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent pulse.
- If you want to feel young at any age and admire beautiful girls You need 100% vision.
- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.
- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them hard - you need fresh breath.
“And if you want to enjoy all this, you need to breathe deeply!”
And only after that you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its contents and purpose.
2. A comic gift for a man "Miracle slippers with instructions"
(Author K. Cheregoshkina)
You can also give your beloved man ordinary slippers by attaching a cool instruction or a memo in a beautifully designed version to them:
"Men's slippers. Our sizeless slippers, easily adapting to the shape and length of your foot, will give you confidence, emphasize your individuality and complement the image of a real man in an unexpected way.
- Not a single woman will resist you if you are shod in slippers of our production!
- Our slippers heal not only the body, but also the soul: they are recommended for tired feet with delicate skin as a remedy for fatigue, calluses, cracks and other problems.
- Slippers are made of environmentally friendly material, they provide comfortable wearing all year round: they are warm in winter, not hot in summer. supercooled in winter period feet in our slippers will reach a healthy body temperature in a minimum period of time. The soft sole of the product contributes to silent movement, which is important at night.
- Incredibly luxurious and stylish color scheme, in which this model is sustained, will satisfy the most refined taste the finest connoisseur and connoisseur of fashion. She renders beneficial effect on the nervous and visual systems, without destroying or irritating them.
- Our slippers will be yours the best assistant in a delicate situation and hide unpleasant surprises: whether it be holes in socks, unwashed feet or uncut nails.
- As a result of many years of research, it has been proven that when putting on our slippers, stress hormones die in the human body. Our slippers are yours formula for success and happiness
- Be careful! Can induce a feeling of bliss!
- Wear it with pleasure!
3. Congratulations on gifts for the hero of the day-motorist.
Leading: The life of our hero of the day is directly related to intersections, traffic lights
And road signs. After all, the profession of a driver is life on wheels!
What to wish you 
ditel,
For a birthday, an anniversary?
Be in shape, our car enthusiast,
Step on the gas and don't worry.
Gas pedal we give the hero of the day this very minute. Expensive...!
So that the traffic police do not have to
To draw up protocol here today,
You have to drink and drive...
Coca-Cola drink!
(The hero of the day is given a jar of Coca-Cola.)
Let this bewitching drink cool you down hot weather, but will not be able to quench the thirst for travel!
(Guest applause.)
Given that a car is the brainchild of any car enthusiast, we decided to give the hero of the day a few useful things.
Dear hero of the day!
We give it wheel,
Put it in the spare.
(Kalach baked in the form of a wheel is awarded.)
Well, so that the patrol does not get to the bottom,
We hand you this spare wheel.
(The bagel is handed.)
After watching cool series about truckers,
We think it will be useful fuels and lubricants.
(Give a bottle vegetable oil and vodka.)
Now the driver's transport is fully equipped and you can safely hit the road.
(Source: scenariev.net)
4. Comic congratulations"Anniversary is our baby!"
Here in front of you baby 
Baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.
To keep your head from freezing
We will pull on the cap deftly. (give a cap)
So that nothing else happens
And from below the linen would not get wet,
Well, what are you laughing at, who doesn't happen to?
Pampers, in general, will not hurt us (give a diaper)
And if a bad mood comes
How to soothe a child in an instant?
The pacifier in the mouth, so as not to scream
I knew that life and more silent (gives a pacifier)
(Source: menshiy.ru)
5. Congratulations from friends with a comic gift
We thought we were wondering 
The whole evening they talked:
What does a person need
Crossed the 50-year milestone???
Is happiness in trinkets -
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small cottage by the river,
Or on a ring finger?
Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!
We drove to the store
And we bought a present!
Miracle apron - wallet,
You try it on my friend!!!
The apron itself is good
You will find six pockets!
The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive
When there is nothing to pour!!!
For "LOVE" the second pocket!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the soul does not go out the stove!
Here's a candle earring for you!
And a banknote for flowers,
To be ready for sex!
Our third pocket "PARENTS"
Call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!
And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
Children need what guys?
Well, of course, money!
The fifth pocket here is "WORK"
Our main concern!
Buy a ticket for yourself!
Not one, but three at once!
And the sixth pocket is "YOUR"
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp on you
Not even a ruble was hidden.
Accept a gift from us
Us kind word remember.
happy birthday congratulations
And we want to live richly!
(Source: forum.in-ku.com)
(For donating a set of socks, see the link)
6. Comic photo session of the hero of the day with hats.
(hats for this congratulation can be given to the hero of the day, or you can simply beat their presentation for a photo shoot and entertainment)
Birthday has come
And the question before us arose,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)
Oh, what a hat of tenderness,
Men to watch.
But it looks like it's out of season.
Summer style hat
Why won't I give it
And then I'll give you a bandana! (bandana)
Here in a bandana you are beautiful,
Just somehow so playful.
No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
Connection with sports will be strong,
If we donate a cap! (cap)
Why do you need a cap now
And she sits softly
Yes, and the color is not the topic at all,
No, let's drop this one.
To be funny then
Cap you need to give
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)
He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
It's a royal crown! (crown)
7. Exclusive gift"Clock is a generator of ideas"
Can be given as a birthday present unusual watch, absolutely exclusive, because you need to make them yourself. As a basis for a gift, you need to buy large Wall Clock, then order good quality pictures that will show the main dreams of the birthday man, for example, a car, apartment, cottage, good wife and many children - these will be larger pictures. Other dreams and desires - fancy TV, a dog fashion breed or a TV dish - make it a smaller scale.
Then all these prepared pictures need to be pasted instead of numbers on the dial. If the area allows, then in the center of the clock place an indelible inscription in the following way: “This is not the time to dream! It's time to act!"
8. Cool congratulations with gifts to the attendant "Come to the bath soon!"
This is a congratulation from friends with whom the hero of the day goes to the bath together - they read in turn, if there are few people, then two or three times.
1. We know that the hero of the day
He loves to take a bath!
There is a broom and a beer ... ..
We love the bath!
2. In the evening we leave the bathhouse
And ... .. name ... father. also with us
All muzzles are red,
Feeling great!
3. We came to congratulate you
It is immediately obvious: straight from the bath,
To make a toast
Well, drink and eat!
4. Be happier than everyone in the world,
Be always in the circle of friends
So that we all have to celebrate
Your 100th Anniversary!
5. We did not come here in vain,
Here are the gifts brought
Take them soon
Pour us a cup!
6. To have a lot of money,
If you suddenly feel sad
Health, happiness to be
Here's a gift for you, friend! (give a broom)
7. Decided to give a broom
Pour foamy beer
And a bar of soap.
To make it more fun! (gives soap)
- Accept congratulations
On this glorious anniversary
And no later than Sunday
Come to the bath soon!
(Source: forum.vkmonline.com)
(If you arrange a few surprises on this topic, then it will come in handy andfrom this collection)
9. cool gift from close friends - pelvis.
For the anniversary, we give a basin, it will always be just right.
You can wash the floors in it, you can milk the cows,
You can pick berries, burp after drinking,
You can wash with him in the baths, he will come in handy there,
You can wash clothes in it, you can wash your ass,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a bitch
You can ride down the hill, it will always come in handy,
And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, but find a bigger spoon,
We will pour okroshka into a basin, and we will celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, do not break it, do not crush it,
Do not leave it in the yard and put it away,
Congratulations on your anniversary, we want to drink everything now,
Who is from the pile, who is from what, and we will drink from it.
(source: mastervo.ru)
10. Delivery bath accessories For a present.
Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a bowl, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a band of bath attendants!
Third: Let's all warm up.
Come on people, be brave!
Fourth: Very dirty people here...
Fifth: Sign up five years ahead!
Sixth: But today is an exception.
And this message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (Name)- hero of the day!
First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Trim harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool
You'll be red like cancer! (gives a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, uh, emits, brothers, the spirit!
Second: We give a hat on curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You will be a fucking hero! (gives a bath hat)
Together: Eh, wow, ah, oh, and the park is not bad at all!
Third: To get rid of fat from the sides -
We urgently give a massager,
Oh sorry massager
So that you always rub your body! (give a massage mitt)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you quickly steam fat!
Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice
Englishmen, simple guys,
No need to scare your heels! (gives penza)
Together: Ah, uh, oh, eh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!
Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it gets hot
He drank beer from it,
This day would be remembered!
Together: Oh, ah, eh, wow, we would have a broom, like fluff!
Sixth: If suddenly you overdid
And more than succumbed to the park,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe even go wild!
Together: Wow, oh, oh, oh, the last stroke of the broom!
First: You, (Name), our friend,
Pour a full glass!
We have something to pay -
We can give a broom! (hand over their brooms).
11. Original congratulations with a gift of vodka to the hero of the day.
Alcoholic drinks, as a gift option for a man, are very common, but here you can excel, you just need to show a little imagination. For a purchased bottle of vodka, you need to order a special label from the printing house, which will contain the name of the anniversary drink, which must include the name, first name and patronymic or surname of the hero of the occasion. It is quite appropriate to add to the title a photograph stylized with the help of Photoshop as a portrait of the President of the Russian Federation, Stenka Razin or Peter the Great.
You can also colorfully arrange all the documents that will be attached to the gift: “composition”, “rules of use and “recommendations”, which should be solemnly counted when presenting vodka.
Gift lead:
“In order to get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day would be like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. They took the "fortress" because it is needed in overcoming life's difficulties. Added "degrees" so that they are always at around +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that all good, kind, bright things come to his house. AND " slight dizziness"from happiness, love and fun."
Rules for using vodka:
Then you should use it:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul is tired;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.
1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself upright;
2. Hide from children under 16 and from the wife;
3. Keep away from fire;
4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;
5. With excessive libations - poisonous ..
12. A set of comic gifts for congratulating a man.
Just for the sake of fun, friends give the birthday man a whole scattering - little things.
Although you are the hero of the day today,
The laurel wreath does not shine for you.
You'd better accept a bunch of bay leaves from us (give a bay leaf)
Do not think to be angry with us -
A nail is useful in the household (give a nail)
Wanted to donate a flashlight
But we only found a ball (give a ball)
When you go for a walk
So that your trousers do not sleep,
You have with you
This pin of steel (gives pin)
Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (gives a glass)
After a glass of snack -
The matter is very important.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (gives a napkin)
And for sweets we have
Got some candy for you (gives candy)
You got flowers, roses.
They don't wither in the cold (give a card with roses)
