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Erotic cool SMS to a mobile phone
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Hey, what's up with your phone? I call you, and they say to me: "Subscriber in currently having sex, wait your turn."
I want to caress you with my hands
And kiss your lips
And indulge in violent caresses ...
I want to give myself to you!
Because there's something between us
I want to tell you without pressure ...
The wise man said: "Love is a disease,
Which requires bed rest.
Hands caress my body
Torment trembling flesh,
So hot and so skillful
Crotch, chest, then belly!
Foreplay almost orgasm
Come on, my love, come on
In the cave of passion it became wet,
And don't stop until the morning!
I would like to sleep with you.
Gently, gently embrace
And bury your nose in your neck
Pulling you into bed.
I would like to kiss
You in the lips and caress,
And then hug you
And stroke in a dream.
Tonight to catch up
university debt,
My "leg" will crumple for a long time
Your hypotenuse!
Do you really want to?... I'm just burning up... yes, of course... yes-ah-ah-ah... more... m-m-m... Super!!! We got a cool sms-sex.
Love is electricity that runs from head to toe. And it hits the point where a son or daughter is born.
I'll tell you without false without modesty -
We are very similar in charisma,
Let's drop the conventions
And we will be friends with organisms!
As Jamshut rightly said:
"I don't have enough sex"...
Your ass is just gut
And now I'm dreaming about her...
Thirst for sex is not a vice,
It only takes one call.
If you are interested,
SMS came instantly.
You look like you're on the cover of a magazine...
And I will especially note, beauty.
You have pretty feet...
And what time do they open?
I really wanted water and asked for a sip, they gave me a glass. When he wanted a stalk, they gave him a glass. I really want to suck - gave your number.
Virginity is female disadvantage eliminated by manhood.
Coding from masturbation for one day! EXPENSIVE!!! Tanya.
What a juicy Diana
You caught me in a trap
Tied tightly to the bed
And threw off her sundress.
Body pattern - like a guitar,
And the nerve is a stretched string,
You burn in crazy ecstasy
I'm smoldering next to you!
One for you, [name],
I want to confess.
What's at random
I treat frigidity.
Dear, when you enter the house, do not knock down our chandelier with your horns.
I love a donut, but I put on a bagel ...
Love, like the arrows of Cupid, struck us down on the spot, bellowing terribly and kicking, we climbed into the hayloft, and then very, very indecent ...
You are my dear, there is no dearer to me!
But now another says "hello" to me!
But the other does not give in the ear!
Which one of you is closer? Fuck you will understand!
Look to the left, look to the right, look around you, if anyone is eating you!
Life is a game of golf, hole after hole...
Well, at least a little fear of God!
Fourth hour: "A little more!"
And stop cursing
I'm a human, not a vibrator!
What do you need tender words? For lubrication!
Honey, yesterday, when you paid for me at a restaurant, you were counting on sex. Can I, having paid for you today, count on marriage?
Beats with a hoof, digs the ground,
young sperm.
The eyes want what the hands want: to undress you!
My baby is growing beyond his years
And already confuses adult ladies,
When you take it in your hands
You will not find a more powerful club ....
Interlacing of hands, interlacing of bodies,
In the drawings of the Kama Sutra,
And I thought that I could do everything,
Now got to the point!
The cave of passion beckons me,
My spear flies at her,
Fills the entire cavity at once
Ringing in the throat!
Lying in handcuffs, naked,
I groan, I cry only about
What is not chained by feet,
And I'll hit the groin with my heel.
Still my desired, one more time,
I passionately, fiercely want you
I don't want the night to end
Get up, my friend, or I'll scream!
Are you sour at work, dear?
Spare yourself, come with me!
My hugs will be sweet
On a smooth silk bed!
You won't want to say "no"
I will give you a blowjob!!!
=("o")=
This is a love rabbit. If you do not send it to another subscriber, then it will fuck you to death.
I'm sorry we rarely see each other.
But, forgetting about conscience, mind and honor,
I dream of you, my sweetie.
More often unfold and eat!
Today they said on the radio: they found the corpse of a man without brains and with a small penis ... Call me back, I'm worried.
I suspect you've been
My dear, you dream of bliss.
I know English bad,
But I'm fluent in the language...
Come to me, my love
The sex will be unique.
Yes, the idea is good
I can't live without my baby.
Oh your beautiful tender body
Elastic ass, the same chest ...
I'm so worried that my hands are sweaty!
Damn, now I can't button my fly...
I want to give myself with passion
I've already put on my underwear - I'm waiting,
You play and dominate me in the night,
I'm going to bed as a slave!
My mind suffers inflamed,
And, not wanting to hide their feelings,
I'll tell you quite clearly:
We have something to dance about!
Here the sun is shining.
The east blushed...
Right out from under the covers
A sprout breaks through.
It's all right, it's all right
Secret is alive!
Only the beds are missing
Once or twice to plant it.
Throw flowers at you
Tire you with verses
Not hinting at anything
Invite for a cup of tea
Serve vanilla cake
And then do...
I'm trembling with you in bed
And one thought is occupied,
So that together we reach the goal,
- More, more, my dear!
All! Since you left me, I'm going to a monastery, I can't live like this anymore! .. In a man's.
I love and adore
I almost give birth in your bed
If you love me
I promise I will shave my legs more often!
My beloved, wait for me, and I will trustfully put my legs on your shoulders...
I want you, but how can I be here, I can’t forget you, send SMS, tell me that you love, that you are waiting.
Who has ever been in the arms of passion,
Loved, furiously caressed,
And the softness of the lips, and the tenderness of the skin,
I felt the charms of charms ...
And someone entered the bosom like lightning,
Who kissed soft breasts,
He wants it again, again
To fly away to paradise!
The philosopher must always take a position from above.
If mermaids have no legs, but only a solid tail, then how do they reproduce?
First I you, then you me, and then the two of us ...
Erotic, exotic, I will bewitch you, you will be with me, my beloved and dear!
I will grab you by the legs, drag you into the bushes, do not love the beauty queen on the road.
A man has two heads: one he thinks, the other is on his shoulders.
Rapid breathing - soon taking out ...
This program will automatically enlarge your penis! Launch... 6, 5, 4... Beep! 3, 2, 1... Sorry, member not found!
The gymnast was sitting on the twine, stretching out her pleasure.
When I see Marina
The heart beats about the fly!
Why are girls so funny?
- Because they are modest and, unlike guys, they are embarrassed to scratch where it tickles.
Have you ever wondered why in childhood boys lick their lips and girls suck their fingers?!
A brief guide to sex: "Put it in. Pull it out. Repeat if necessary."
You are on the waves of aquaperine,
You lie like a mermaid,
I am a powerful tide on you
You're trembling in the arms of passion!
Wonderful cue volokim
I'll put the winning ball in the pocket,
I won't be cruel to you
And I will repeat the encore!
I approach you lying down,
I'm all in belts and a whip in my hand,
Cry, impudent, create sobs,
And beat with sweet trembling in flour!
And the velvet of the skin under the arm,
And I care about your bust
The cave of passion moans sweetly,
Calling me to a passionate fight!
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Your finger in a rush strives there ... you always do it with love and, smoothly introducing, you remember me, you are in a passionate impulse ... you pick your nose!
I will come to you at night, I will crawl under the covers. I will find your sweet spot and suck it for a long time. Your bad mosquito.
My mischievous tongue wants to play with you. He wants to enter your mouth and start a little.
I undress you with a timid hand,
I would like to see the desired body.
You are the most beautiful, the only one in the world,
My favorite jacket potato.
Which beautiful eyes What passionate lips! Which beautiful walk, and this body ... this ass ... m-m-m-m-m-m! Okay, enough about me, how are you?
I want to visit you
Well, right after lunch,
You undress, lie down and wait,
So let's start the conversation!
I want you! I want to turn your head, drag you into bed and make you hot and moan for a whole week! your flu.
I'm waiting, but you still don't come.
I'm waiting, you're driving me crazy.
Numb hands, feet, body.
I wanted to ENTER you so much!
But ahead is only the door of a dream.
Oh elevator, when are you coming?
I often look at you, you are beloved and beautiful, I cannot live without you, I want to look at you. You attract my gaze, my favorite monitor.
Close your eyes and imagine how, far from everything, we listen to the singing of birds, the sound of the river, the sun bakes our naked bodies... and we dig POTATOES.
We were so tired... we were so panting... we were both drenched in sweat, our bodies were sticky... when they took the old couch to the basement.
Where are you tonight? Where are you when I need you the most? Where are you, I want to feel you, your gentle touch on my naked body? Where are you, my damn pajamas?!
I want to lie on you all night long, warm you and gently hug you. So that you feel comfortable and hot with me, my blanket!
It's so slippery when you squeeze it, pink like my body, so soft in my hand! No, it's not what you thought! This FA soap is with me in the shower!
He came to me one night, had my body, licked, sucked, drilled and made me feel him, and when he was satisfied, he just disappeared ... arrogant mosquito!
We sat talking... And I already imagined how he would start kissing me, undressing me... But he only drank tea and didn't leave until he ate the whole cake!
You're like a delicious peach. I always stick out from you and, leaving the ground, I want you like a popsicle... I want you like Coca-Cola, I always have fun with you!!!
If you want what I want, call me.
I love hugging and kissing and licking you because there's nothing left for me to do when I freeze my tongue against a post.
They stuck something in me... It hurts... AAA... It's my first time... Come on... Finally they pulled it out... I'm covered in blood... God, it hurts!... To pull out a tooth!
Your shape is perfect, your skin is soft, and your smell drives me crazy.
One touch turns you on, my love... Ferrari F50!
One, two, three, four, lie on the floor, legs wider ... do not think bad, you need to do sports.
Everyone has children: butterflies have children, fish, birds and even dogs. Only the pencil has no children, because it has an elastic band on the end!
Congratulations, you've won a prize! From tonight you will be entertained by the authors of the "Blue Evenings" tariff for free! Good evening to you!
Honey, take care
Do me a favor, go bust
For me a pack of pills
If you don't want kids.
[Female name]!
I just adore you, love, adore your tomatoes!
I'm crazy about you, Nadia,
- I'm glad, but I'm not Nadia!
- So, panicle, you were silent,
When your panties were taken off!
Two friends took a swim
In Pripyat - the river,
Before they got drunk
Mursuls in the selp.
Their wives kicked them out
On the very next day,
Immediately their members fell,
That's such crap!
You will not understand, Ensky limiters,
Much body you are friends,
But a little suddenly we will meet the villagers,
I dare not offer my hand!
Doesn't walk, doesn't drink
What, in kind, for business?
And she's still laughing
I'm glad I didn't give it at night!
In bed for the first time with a girl
What to do with it, I do not understand!
I'm trembling like a leaf, here I am from fear,
I'll probably take it and run!
Rip my shoulder
Rip my vest
Give it a go so it's hot
Loose then, cutie!
So he asked - well, give me, dear,
And she's all hahanki
My shirt is already sweaty
Dancing in the eyes of a butterfly!
I'm probably angry
I'll tear it all to rags,
This is what awaits, cholera!
Certainly not a sweetheart!
I met a girl on the street.
Blonde, slightly plump lips
Decorated a bench
In a short tight skirt.
She smiled at me with her eyes.
I invited you to a barbecue.
Then I wanted affection.
He took off his skirt - and there was a man.
I'll tell you, I won't keep silent, I always want this. I want even in the field, even on the road, I want even in the tundra, even in a den. I want it anywhere and everywhere. Let the sun shine, let the rain fall. I want when I go to bed and in the morning before I get up. On the bedside table and on the couch, squatting and upside down, on land, in the air, in the water. I want to go to Moscow and Vologda. And in the cold and in the summer heat. I want to always... chat with you!!!
I've already started talking to the armchair, flirting with the TV, having breakfast with the toaster... call before I step into serious relationship with a vacuum cleaner!
Every day you take in your mouth
Move gently back and forth
And the mouth burns in orgasm,
White liquid flows.
Really cool find
That one is yours Toothbrush? :))
Take off my dress, take off my bra, take off my panties... And never wear my clothes again!
Become a bird - fly!
Become a fish - swim!
Become a cat - come running!
Become a cancer - call!!!
I want you again and again... How to imagine that I light you up and we merge together... I get high... Never... Never quit... SMOKING!!!
Do you want to hug your body? Feel hot breath? Sweating from exhaustion? Enter, exit, move back and forth? What's the matter, get on the bus at rush hour!
Change position. Spread your legs. Get up. Pull out. More to the left. More to the right. Higher. Below. Fine. Do not rush. Well, it ruined everything again! Also a man for me - you can’t tune the antenna!
You stroke me and caress me
All intimate parts you know mine
You hug me erotically
You bring me pleasure.
I drown in your foam
I call you a washcloth.
You have eyes like a cat; figure like a cat; you are gentle like a cat and your name is even like a cat - Masha!
I wanted to send you something beautiful, tender, erotic, smart and fun, but I can't fit on the screen.
I squeeze it in my hands, it hardens, I want to move up and down, I see how good it is for him, he squirts white liquid. And how cool it is to milk a cow!
Take it in your hands
Touch your lips
He's hard as a rock
Taste and press your bare cheek,
My favorite glass of Coca-Cola!
Today I will come to you, strip naked
And I will spend the night with you in bliss until morning. It's so good to be with you
My favorite bed.
You are so cool, gentle, warm, you are always there when I need you, you always warm me with your warmth. I love you so much, my shower!
I see you far away, I see you up close. Watching you naked as you lie here. I see you in my dreams every night. I hug you tenderly. Oh my pillow, how I adore you!
First I took off her skirt, then pulled off her blouse, unbuttoned her bra, and I slowly fell at her feet, and then took off her panties. Now I have a bare clothesline in front of me.
Night falls and silence, and where is your hand now? What are the thoughts in your head, what do you want in the dark? You don't hold it so tight, because it's your phone, baby!!!
I feel bad without you, I'm all burning and I'm on fire, I only dream of you. I want you, I want to drink and quench the thirst of the body. Come to me, because I'm on the edge. You are my favorite juice in a glass.
I want to lie on you all night long, warm you and gently hug you. So that you feel comfortable and warm with me. My favorite blanket!
Spring is coming.
The birds do it
The bees do it
And even butterflies do it.
FORGET - PEOPLE CAN'T FLY!
Night fell, silence.
And where is your hand now?
And what are the thoughts in your head?
What do you want in the dark?
Don't you hold it so tight
After all, this is your PHONE, Baby!
I'll run to you at midnight, crawl under the covers. I will find your most delicious place and suck it for a long time.
Your little mosquito!
Night. Street. Flashlight. Pharmacy. I buy vaseline. There are two other people with me. One is Armenian, the other is Georgian.
Katyusha bought tampax at the pharmacy.
Where should I put it.
You pulled a string, you bastard.
T-ra-ba-x-ta-ra-ra-x ... oh ... CLAPPER!!!
We read together: "Roproc la bouvé talana lampra tampre", now you can sleep peacefully, you just managed to activate the ancient indefinite spell from sexual intercourse, and by the way, the second part of the spell has not yet been found, lost, so Good night!
A man is like a helicopter: it accelerates quickly and flies, flies ... And a girl is like an airplane: it accelerates slowly, and then takes off ... But it can take more people.
You are my most beloved friend
Oh, how hot, beautiful and resilient you are!
We will do this together
There is a delicious sausage in the dough!
Chest number three, big hips
Legs with ears on a par,
You can't see the eyes behind the black mascara,
A miracle is coming my way...
Hold your wallets men
They empty before your eyes
Rubbing in the crotch cause
Just a python, neither give nor take!
Chickens ran along the road
A colorful rooster was chasing
- And then they cackle, fools,
That I can not stomp everyone!
In the dark he embraced maruha,
I crushed all the places on it,
Exasperated, whispering in my ear...
Crap! He took the wrong boob!
A gypsy with a guy took a walk,
Gave him all the heat of love,
And swaddled with charms,
On the other hand, he wants - a member in the blood!
I love your hills and valleys
I will decorate them with sweet cream,
I'll lay out then drunk cherries,
I'll lick everything - my sweet!
And then I spread the beef stroganoff
I will pour them gloriously with mustard,
The umbilical cord will be my salt shaker,
I can't imagine more erotic!
Gotta make it progressive
IN personal life, turn,
New - in bed with a sweetheart,
He doesn't expect this!
I will entangle with straps
I’ll teach a little with a whip,
He will give me an orgasm
Will do what I want!
Erotic SMS to your beloved, always light and funny, sms of this type can always cheer up, and in some cases erotic sms will also rekindle passion and desire
I was possessed by a passionate demon,
And I send you erotic sms!
Beloved, be kind
Fulfill all my cherished dreams!
Today we will make love with you
And the whole world will hear how good we are,
I like to lie in bed with you
What else does a girl need to be happy?!
Bathe in my hair
Kiss my sweet skin
No more need for different words
After all, love is like no other!
Intoxicating me, you whispered in my ear,
That you love me, you then told me
My head is spinning with passion
So I want you, remembering the words of love!
Let this verse be erotic
Exotic sex inspires!
You and I are like two crazy animals
We will be busy with each other from evening to morning!
Please don’t pretend that you are working now and you can’t think about anything other than work….
and you know, I'm waiting for you at home tonight ....
do you know what you will eat? your favorite dish, me….
and you know under what sauce I will be - cream and strawberries ....
kiss gently lower lower. Love you! Your strawberry
If you see me, don't look.
If you look, don't kiss.
If you kiss, don't make love to me
If you make love to me, then don't stop!
erotic sms to your beloved man
Caress my body, sliding your lips ... Kiss me boldly - I'm only yours ... And in the fantasy world we will be alone - During ecstasy, you take me ...
Your beautiful body and eyes,
I wanted you, I'm crazy about you.
Burn me with your eyes, call for you,
I want your body and hot love.
I'll get lost in you, as if in a passionate fire,
And, enjoying the game, you will drown in me.
We will freeze for a moment, We will be fine.
You will not forget me, you will want more……..
When I think about us
I see how next to me
You walk holding your hand
On a rainbow under starfall.
And all dreams come true
Hopes come true
When you are next to me!
Of course, better without clothes!
erotic sms to your beloved guy
Clothes flew off ... a charge between us!
Press me to the body, touch your lips ...
Take me eagerly! - I humbly ask...
Now it doesn't matter... I CRAZY WANT!!!
Caress my body, sliding your lips,
Kiss me boldly, I'm only yours.
Give me desire and passion give,
And caress the fragile body with your hands.
And in a fantasy world we'll be alone
In moments of ecstasy you take me
So that I can never forget
How dearly we loved, and we will love!
Give me such love
To make the body tremble all night!
So that even from a kiss,
I couldn't speak!
So that both plexuses of the body -
You can't see any arms or legs...
For me to want more
So that you can't!
My soul is in your captivity
And the body is the slave of your desires.
And my heart aches endlessly
In the heat of love expectations.
I'm all yours, yes, without a trace,
I belong to you.
And it's so sweet for me to be with you,
I'm going crazy with happiness!!!
Let me under the covers
Where is the warmth and tenderness of hands,
Where is the time for love
Where only the beating of the heart is heard.
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A good way to attract attention or a subtle hint of intimacy?
Passion letter- universal, original reception show your feelings and desires to the representative of the stronger sex. I know and will share with you the tricks and subtleties of the messages so that the beloved man will be subdued by your talents. Make sure how your relationship will play with new colors after my recommendations.
Types of Passion Letters
There is no single classification of secret notices, but according to the method of registration, they are:
Electronic
The main task is to intrigue the guy so that the letter does not go to the remote ones.
Paper
The standard version of the message, written by hand, will appeal to loved ones and loved ones.
Combined
This variety combines elements of electronic and paper notices. The bottom line is that the object of sighing receives a beautiful envelope in which a printed and frank text is contained on a white sheet of A4 paper.
Intrigue and originality are the main advantages of this method.
To whom to write and under what circumstances
Conventionally, I distinguish two categories of people who can and should write passionate messages.
Beloved or spouse
If the relationship has passed the stage " candy-bouquet period", but the guy is in no hurry to move on new level does not understand relationships and hints. An unusual notice in writing will help achieve what you want. You know every gesture, look and movement of your spouse by heart. But the text message - great occasion diversify intimate life and look at your relationship from a different angle. If the distance with your loved one has become a temporary barrier, then tender news will make your soulmate think only of you during separation. It is highly undesirable to send intimate news to your husband through work contacts so that there are no misunderstandings. Such notices are an unnecessary detail for the team in which the husband works.
Object of sigh
If by such notifications you consciously seek to quarrel married couple, then remember the heroine from the Soviet film " Love affair at work"- Olga Ryzhova.
Shot from the film "Office Romance"
The woman has become a laughing stock for everyone. Although I sympathized with this woman, she exceeded the permissible limits of the hero's patience. Your relationship after such amateur performances can deteriorate forever without really starting.
- Write yourself and from the heart. The text should be written by you, not templates and stamps from the Internet. If there is not enough imagination to express feelings on paper, then before using the text you like, write: “Hi, my beloved! Although I am not the author of these lines, they fully express the most secret desires and thoughts..
- Hint, but don't reveal. The text should contain vulgar hints that allow the beloved to imagine and think of it on their own. For example, the content of the message may include the following phrases: “The touch of lips and hands causes the effect of a fluttering butterfly in my body, because of which it is ready to burn with pleasure”.
- Do not turn into a love confession. The purpose of the message is to express the most intimate thoughts and desires that allow you to change relationships. Do not call the desired bunny, cat, fish in this context are inappropriate.
My letter
Despite the free style in his secret narrative, it is necessary to determine the role of the beloved in the text, depending on his preferences: lord, lion, tiger, leopard, wolf, sultan, king, king, sovereign.
I will give as an example my message to my husband. It was written under the influence of the series "The Magnificent Age".
Hello, my stern and determined Sultan!
Your slave and concubine is looking forward to her verdict. And here I am standing in front of you. My lips are 5 centimeters away from the long-awaited kiss. And that moment has come. Imperious touches of lips, rapid heartbeat, heat in the lower abdomen - the best verdict. Your grace is my chance to show you what unearthly bliss is. A gentle whisper, a kiss on the lips, ear and neck will make you break the conditional shackles of clothing. And now the soul and body are completely naked before your superiority. And we are ready to touch and receive unearthly bliss. The captivity of lips, arms and legs will not let you go so easily. In my eyes you will read the answers to all questions related to the search for new points of contact. You will not forget this night, and tomorrow I will come to the khalvet again at your command and call the flesh.
Devoted favorite and slave
I am aware that the text is not perfect, but it reflects the main recommendations: sincerity, creativity, subtle hints. My husband was delighted, and our relationship sparkled with new, bright colors.
Each message is an individual confession in the most secret intimate desires. More expression, improvisation, courage, originality and the second half or a potential gentleman will never miss such a fatal and temperamental, creative woman.
Oh yeah, the other day girlfriend
asked me to help her.
the fact is that they are with a guy
decided to do one
interesting activity, and
namely, sending each other
messages like "who before
grow tired. "I agreed. true
got carried away and she had to send 8
sms)). Below I will post what happened, and now
I will say that we have achieved the result. boy
was dumbfounded and with his love
went to the toilet to commit adultery... ;)
Imagine, darling, you came for me
I say I'll go away for a minute in
shower room.
But.. delayed, you go to find out what
me so
delayed and see the next
picture:
I'm practically naked, I only have
lace lingerie and black stockings,
daring make-up on the face, hair
straight, loose.
You stand in amazement at the door, and I
languidly go to you
meeting, I give you naughty
kiss,
you come to your senses and try
touch me
I take your hands in mine and do not give to me
touch,
at the same time I start kissing you,
snuggle up to you
body, chest, you are on edge, trying
break out but I don't
I admit it, I decide for your trick
punish you
I push you against the wall, I lift you
leg and cowardly about your
thigh organ, oh yes! i feel like you
excited!
I hug you, I hold your hands
back. I start kissing you
chin, do it so that you have
one gets the impression
as if it's not him at all, but what you are
you call
my Friend... mmm... going down,
whole neck, below, chest,
even lower, finally I got to
base of the abdomen
you sigh nervously, it's already difficult for you
keep, however
I unbutton your jeans with one hand
and lower my hand
towards your hot
body.
mmm... Honey, you always had it
so big? it doesn't matter, i want
taste it. Oh my God! How are you
delicious,
from your body, from your taste, from your
smell
I feel dizzy! I'm all wet!
I'm coming up,
I let go of your hands, they become a kiss
sharper and
passionate, you answer me. You
you want me!
Your hands swirl through mine
gorgeous body! you repel
me and rip off your shirt,
kiss me and again
pushing away to take off your jeans. You
naked! oh Baby! You
beautiful! you come to me
grab me with your strong
hands around the waist and put on
washing machine,
release the bodice strap and start
eagerly absorb your
lips my body! "Lord, dear, I am all
burning!"
you pull off my panties,
you spread my legs and with a sharp push
come in!
We move at the same pace, we
Fine!
you grab my buttocks and thrusts
getting bolder
and assertive. I feel you so
good as ever
earlier! I'm already on the edge!
my oohs are getting louder and
interruptions
Yes, and you are already at the limit! and here's another one
final push and we like
striker and goalkeeper, you score - me
I'm catching
everything is synchronous and clear! we finish.
in wild passion you press me to
even stronger ... then,
already exhausted, I kiss your lips. You
It was wonderful dear!
Any guy, one way or another, loves everything that concerns. Especially if this vulgarity comes from his beloved girl. So if you want to please him and pleasantly surprise your loved one, then send dirty sms favorite guy short. Do not be afraid to seem frivolous and stupid. There is nothing stupid in this gesture, by no means. With it, you can emphasize not frivolity, but courage and determination. Well, your guy in any case will be very happy to receive something similar on his phone.
This kind of vulgarity, present in communication between a couple, gives the relationship new colors, new emotions and new impressions. And if we consider that it is diversity that in many ways feeds interest, then taking such a step is not only possible, but even necessary. So put aside all doubts and act now. Well, we will help you in this matter.
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I know all about the secrets of sex
We opened them together -
Darling, wake up reflexes
Love me in the arms of darkness.
I want you always...
No more food...
I remember every breath and groan,
Wake up come into my dream!
Well, what a phrase: "I'm yours,
Yours in body and soul"?
I'll say this: "Take me,
I surrender without a fight."
I want to hug you
Stay with you all night
hug you, caress you
Gently-gently kiss!
I want to appear naked
Before you, my dear, at sunset,
So that you can kiss me
And caress on a spacious bed.
From you I just melt
I feel weakness in my body.
Well, come on now
Help me undress!
I love you like the stars love the sky
I love how the cloud loves the moon.
We are very serious with you,
And without you it's so hard for me to sleep.
You are dear to me, and this is no accident,
Got me a gift from fate.
And there is no secret in my feelings,
It will help to test yourself seriously.
But this is not an evil curse at all.
Alex Kudinov Sheffer and children, all rights reserved
And what is it?
busy today
but now...
here it goes
which means it will
soul some story
I would like to say a lot
To friends and to her, just one
That feelings-thoughts are like a comet
jump-jump - here is the line
jump - the second ...
couplet of graceful or vulgar
not for me to judge
let purity
only washed in your head
and may your soul be pure
leave the absurdity of the evil word
don't think badly of anyone
and you will see
you will live for a long time more years, than that
who get angry like a morel in wrinkles
All the anger of that fate seal
Live, love, and let beautiful
your soul's ballet step
holy Land
Alexey Kudinov-Sheffer (A.K-Sh.) - Mile
Your soul's ballet step
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And let it turn out to be a lie every time, but only faith gives strength and joy to love. * * * If you only touched my heart with your lips, you would feel
not only the taste of my body, but also the love and tenderness with which I treat you! * * * I want to see you,
I want to hug, kiss.
How I miss you
Words can not say! * * * I'm like a small piece of ice melting in your strong, strong hugs and I'm so happy
that I have such a treasure as You! * * * The candle burns, burns out.
People live and die.
You live don't die
don't forget me! * * *
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Vulgar SMS..It didn't taste as bad as beer. But after that, I still decided to swallow a slice of lemon, fearing an ectopic pregnancy.
Masha, be afraid of God! Fourth hour - "A little more!" And stop cursing, I'm a man, not a vibrator!
Night. Street. Flashlight. Pharmacy.
I buy vaseline.
There are two other people with me.
One is Armenian, the other is Georgian.
Don't have 100 friends, have their girlfriends
You know what: a body immersed in a body loses its flexibility and releases fluid!
Like any man, I carry with me a weapon of violence!
Say what you like, but it's still nice to wake up with a feeling of life in shorts!
My baby is growing beyond his years
And already confuses adult ladies,
When you take it in your hands
You will not find a more powerful club ....
Yesterday I suppressed all my sexual desires, so much so that only a wet place remains.
Honey, one more look like that and I can't take the zipper on my jeans!
Accurate Marinka
Unbuttoned my fly.
It's good that you unzipped
Boredom was blown away by the wind
Come to me, my love, there will be sex unique. Yes, the idea is good, I can't live without the "baby"
Thirst for sex is not a vice, all you need is one call.
If you are tormented by interest, send SMS instantly
And arriving at the station
We wished the commanders
So that their penis gets up like that,
As a wake-up call, we got up.
If you don't have eggs, you need someone who has two.
Erotica is when you look and you like it, and pornography is when you look and you want to...
I'm looking for something intimate! (DO NOT offer a job)
It is not without reason that people dream of erogenous places!
Beats with a hoof, digs the ground,
young sperm.
Student remember! Do not throw garbage out the window: children find it later ... and inflate it!
Do you want focus? We go to my place, have sex, and then... you disappear!
You and I lay on the bed
The stars smiled outside the window
Already managed to lie down on the bed,
We didn't have time to fall asleep.
There was just some kindness
Lips touched a close mouth,
Just exuded bliss grease
Sex and sport began quietly.
Hands hugged more and more,
The body massaged the body,
Muscles got looser
Ampluiid went into a rage ...
Unusual declarations of love. declaration of love to a guy, a man. the most exclusive and original confessions. ways and methods.
An unusual declaration of love to a guy, a man. The most exclusive and original confessions.
The most unusual thing in life is the world. The most is love. Combine unusual and beautiful! Live in the world of love!
Love is a Beautiful Thing. Sometimes, however, the banality that concerns her gets bored. People are looking for more and more new ways to originally confess their feelings.
WITH look how many there are! Don't get bored! Unusual declarations of love:
- On the snow, right under the window, you can write his name and any confession. But not just paint. The whole unusual thing is that the name should be laid out from candles. Those that you often saw and see in cakes. Do you remember? Must be a dark evening. You must have a lighter and a mobile phone. Dial his number, ask him to look out the window. Ten minutes later, not before. Light the candles, adjusting each one to make it perfect.
- Come to his house. Talk to him. Just talk. You need to wait until he offers you a cup of tea or coffee. Offer - say that you want to make him coffee or tea yourself. Instead of sugar, put salt in your drink. As many spoons as you would put sugar. Do everything so that he does not notice that something is wrong. You can make yourself tea with sugar, drink it with pleasure. You can coffee. When he asks why you mixed up salt and sugar, say that you oversalted. Fell in love. And give him your tea. Fix your "absent-mindedness" with a kiss.
- Find any T-shirt in his things. No captions or pictures. Steal it from him for a while. Take it to where they put it on clothes. Ask them to make an inscription with a confession (with which one - think of it yourself). Tell me what color and size the inscription should be. Pay money. And everything will be done in at its best! He has never had such a surprise! Then, having chosen a convenient time, give him this T-shirt personally, or leave it in the most visible place .... He needs to make sure he notices her.
- An unusual confession can also be written on a mug. Also, of course, not alone. There are mugs that, when heated, "show" a pattern or many patterns on themselves. Why not space for fantasy? Specialists will put on a mug whatever you wish. You can, for greater "cuteness", put yours on it. No shared photos? Take a picture or use only his photo. In general, it will be beautiful!
- Confess your love on the radio! What is unusual? That your confession will be heard by the whole country. And he (your beloved) will be pleased to realize this fact. If you are embarrassed to confess with your voice - write messages on the air! If there is no obscene or vulgar in it, the confession will definitely be read and commented on by the radio host.
- If he still does not even know about your feelings for him, if you want to confess your feelings "imperceptibly" .... It can be arranged! Like that. You meet in the park. You walk, you talk, you make fun. At the moment when the heart is overflowing with feelings, you begin to confess "from afar."
Example:
“What a great weather! I like this fine rain, its cool droplets…. I like you too! I love you, to be honest….. What day of the week is it today?”.
If you don’t like the methods and methods, look like others.
WITH See what impressions these unusual ones leave:
Karina, 20 years old, Yekaterinburg: I was fourteen…. What a fool I was! Fell in love with a boy. And he seemed to be in love with me too. But he did not talk and did not talk about love. I decided to say everything so as not to suffer. True, I didn't say. I wrote. On the bench. Markers! But I didn’t know that he, due to inattention, would sit down on the inscription! He was then in snow-white trousers .... Which ceased to be snow-white after a few moments. At first he was angry, laughing .... Then he admitted that no one made such surprises to him. We have not broken up and are not going to. This "unusualness" helped us start a relationship. Soon I will marry him! He proposed to me!
Camellia, 31 years old, Poltava: My favorite is a big sweet tooth. To make it interesting and useful, I ordered a huge cake. The word "love" was written on it many times. I also liked this cake. Slavik appreciated my efforts. A year later, for our holiday, he also ordered a cake. Even bigger! On it was written: "I love you too, very, very much!". It was a pity to eat such sweetness.
Antonina, 23 years old, Zaslavl: My aunt works as an elevator operator. I took advantage of this, asked her to stop the elevator for a few minutes, when my beloved and I would ride in it. My aunt couldn't refuse me. In those moments, I said how much I love him. Good thing he's not claustrophobic. I bought my aunt three boxes of her favorite sweets. Said she was the coolest aunt in the world. And Artemka and I have been together for a long time .... And our love never fades. True, now he avoids elevators. Walks on foot on all stairs. I was frightened, probably, by the unusualness of my confession.
What did you come up with? What unusual have you prepared for your beloved boyfriend? Choose from the above. Or turn on all the cells of your imagination. Either option is unique. If your love is real
Don't worry if nothing comes to mind. Everyone has a creative crisis.
To be continued. . .
Original Confessions in love.- I want to tell you beautifully that I love you!
Confessions in Poems. - Declaration of Love to a guy, a man.
Beautiful words about love.- I want to tell you this, my love.
Declarations of love to a guy in verse
"It's like I'm in a fairy tale"It's like I'm in a fairy tale
When we met.
All the words in the world will not be enough
To express my love.
I've never loved like this
Never flew like that.
You have become the sweetest for me
You be with me forever!
"Best Guy in the World"
You are the best guy in the world
And I do not hope in case
But feelings can not be expressed in words,
Can't even describe them in dreams!
I can turn the earth
To prove your love!
"You are my other half"
You are my best in the world
And a verse is dedicated to you.
We are alone with you on the planet -
Let's share the love.
You can read in the depths of my eyes
How I love you crazy
You are my other half
And stay with her forever!
"Without you my heart burns"
Without you my heart burns
And with you I live again.
The thought of happiness warms me
Let it come true.
I confess to you my feelings
I love you very much.
Let me be sad sometimes
But you warm my soul!
"When the heart beats in sync"
When the heart beats in sync
When eyes meet
When from strong feelings immeasurable
A tear rolls involuntarily
I understand that as before
I'll never be again
After all, life has given great happiness -
Love you with all my heart!
"I decided to confess to you"
I decided to confess to you
That I love you for a long time!
I forgot about everything in the world
I always catch your every glance!
And you could love so pure
So selfless, like me?
And this feeling is so radiant
Love love love you!
“We often argue to no avail”
We often argue to no avail
"We break up" sometimes -
Characters in all stories
What goes from mouth to mouth.
Every girl, however,
A hero is seen in dreams
And fate gives me signs
What should I be with you!
"I can't be silent"
If a girl confesses her love -
That says a lot
Keep this confession
Let it inspire you!
Yes, I tell you - I love you,
Even though it's not easy for me,
Still, I can't be silent.
And I give you a piece of the sun!
"I love you and happy soul"
Say that I love you
That I am ready to give everything for you,
Your dreams, and heart, and hopes -
All the feelings all this will not show gentle!
I love you and happy soul
That every day I meet you!
Now you know everything, now you see
I hope you don't offend me!
"I love you, mon amour!"
Brutal, daring, proud of himself,
Get used to winning.
To be with any beauty,
You don't have to wait long.
But for some reason you don't look
On faces in glamor paint.
You cherish me alone.
I love you, mon amour!
"I'm talking about love today"
I'm talking about love today
What is a hundred times stronger than all earthly feelings,
I give from my heart to my dear
Gentle kiss and this verse.
If you are near, it's so easy for me.
The big world is bright and beautiful.
And the soul soars so high
All she wants is to be with you...
"The day will be good"
It will be a good day, I know.
Together with me at this hour
You wake up and smiling
Go to the kitchen to put tea.
And you and I at the same time
Taking kettles off the stove...
And certainly today
We will meet each other, you and I!
"I want to hug you!"
I can neither eat nor sleep.
So I want to hug you!
I remember your lips, shoulders -
My heart will feel lighter.
You turned my head
From love there is no more strength.
Call and I will come...
I just love you!
"I can't live a day without you"
I can't have a day without you
And not a night to live in peace.
It's just cold without you.
Simply no more sense live.
So hear my love
My favorite and dearest.
And give me yours in return.
I always want to be with you!
"I'm waiting for a new meeting with you"
I'm waiting for a new meeting with you
I am burning with impatience.
I want to hug you by the shoulders
And whisper "I love you"
I want to smile at each other
Enjoy every moment.
And be the happiest in the world
AND best couple on the planet!
"Love is very difficult to confess"
It's hard to confess love
Sometimes it's just not possible
After all, timidity, shame always dreams,
Even if it breaks from within
I'm feeling this today
But still I'll be brave -
And I will scream to the whole planet,
That I love you!
"I want to be with you!"
You from the moment we met
At night I see in my dreams.
Although they say that time heals
But it won't help me.
And all I need to be happy
Make eye contact with you.
It's so hard to tame feelings
I want to be with you!
"We've been together recently"
We've been together recently
Groom us and the bride
It is difficult, however, to name
I just want to say -
When I met you
Love is alive in my heart!
Maybe the time will come
And they call us family!
"With you by my side, I'm lost"
With you by my side, I'm lost
Sometimes I don't know what to say
I laugh out of place, I immediately repent:
You may not understand everything.
After all, I, a reasonable girl,
I don't recognize myself.
The soul of the ballad pulls subtly
With a simple plot: I love!
"I will always be there"
I will be close
I will be near,
All your tenderness
I'll give you a reward
I'll take it in my hands
Warmth and affection
To you with love
I give for happiness!
"My declaration of love"
Love is like water to me
Around all living things nourishes,
Love for me is forever
She only wins me over.
Declaration of love at this hour
I am sending you, dear friend,
I will say without unnecessary embellishment -
I love you and do not hide!
"Love for you I will protect from the snow"
I will protect your love from the snow,
From an evil word or person!
I wouldn't trade her for anything
And it's time to talk about it!
I love you like I never loved in my life
I forgot about everything, my dear!
You are the best guy and so desirable
I will wait tirelessly for an answer!
"You are the only one in the whole universe"
You are the only one in the whole universe,
My happiness and my destiny
You are extraordinary luck
It's so wonderful - to live loving!
And today with joy and pride
I'm only talking about you
To make life a beautiful story,
And love is only joy in fate!
“I truly fell in love!”
Here again we are silent with an effort,
We are losing the thread of the conversation.
But we are attracted to each other -
We know it very well!
I tell you about the main
So far undecided:
Let us know each other recently
But I truly fell in love!
Declarations of love to a guy, a girl in verse
"Love is a theorem that needs to be proven anew every day," said Archimedes.
Do you think it's easy to confess your feelings to a girl? That's right - it's difficult, the words, as a rule, do not come to mind at all ... but you want the declaration of love to be romantic, beautiful, in general, the very best. Especially if this is the first time...
Yes, even if not for the first time, should this confession be less sincere, beautiful, exciting and touching? After all, by binding ourselves with family ties, we are not freed from the pleasant need to say tender words of love to each other every day, perhaps even in verse, but somehow more familiar in prose. However, no one will deny the importance of this.
You are not confused by the very expression "declaration of love"? Somehow it sounds too pompous, because no one asks to do it every day with a bouquet of scarlet roses by candlelight. But to say to your beloved "Good morning, sunshine!", add a couple of (or better more;)) compliments, kisses, coffee in bed - this is already quite real ... well, at least on weekends? :)
Or say good night to your loved one? how simple! But this is also a confession of one's feelings, of love. And let you wish good night to your soul mate every day by personally smacking on the cheek, sending a cheer on ICQ or sending an SMS to your loved one - the main thing is to do it sincerely, in a fit of feelings, and understand that our relationship is made up of these little things. So give declarations of love to a girl, girlfriend, even wife - "and it will come back to you more than once."
Another important point - how to present, realize your recognition? Send a text message to your loved one or secretly plant a note? Maybe it's better to call and confess on the phone? Or ask for a date? Not so long ago I caught my eye one original way. The guy recorded himself on camera, saying one word a day, then edited a confession film and sent it to his beloved. Beautiful, is not it? I wonder what kind of response he got? History is silent, but I want to believe in the best, but the man tried, he uttered a word for almost a year - 360 words! Yes, the girl was waiting for a decisive step from the guy, waiting, waiting, she could stop loving in a year! and all this time he was making a confession ...
It is necessary to take note of the method, only I will take into account for myself that a word a day is perhaps too much, and you can live alone until retirement.
It is much easier to confess your love on Valentine's Day, when everyone gives each other valentines. You can even without signing, maybe the little man himself will guess from whom. But here, of course, you can’t guess, but what if you feel like talking about your feelings in the summer?
Another interesting way got on the forum. You can take on reverse side which to write a beautiful verse, or confession in your own words - it does not matter if we are talking about true love! And then this beautiful postcard cut into pieces. Yes, just take it and cut it with scissors. Fold the pieces into an envelope and send to your favorite addressee. And let him (she) suffer after receiving your letter. But how much intrigue!
You can also send a love song to your mobile completely anonymously, like this:
Send recognition to mobile
I love you - song to a Woman: I like you and here R. Rozhdestvensky: Everything begins with love A. Pushkin: I remember a wonderful moment Your name I whisper in a dream Declaration of love (Group T9)In general, come up with interesting ways, your declaration of love will only benefit from this!
I love you very much, do you hear?
I can't live without you, you understand?
Barely audible in a dream you breathe
When you hold on tight.
I'm with you forever, do you believe me?
My dear and beloved, you know?
Quickly you dispel my fears,
Like no one else, you comfort me.
Will you tell me what you love, will you?
Will you kiss me and hug me?
Can you tell me what you dream about?
Will you never leave me? ©
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The roof claps: "Thanks everyone, the plan is good"
The blanket ran away, the sheet flew away, And the pillow, like a frog, ran away from me. I ran away for a candle - it goes into the stove.
I wanted to send you something beautiful, tender, erotic, smart and fun, but I can't fit on the screen.
Your eyes are so beautiful, Like flowers in a spring meadow. I'll rape you anyway, Because I really want to!
I can't forget you, I dream about you at night. Your gentle smell, taste and color, Stand before my eyes. When you are not with me, Everything in life is so dreary, I can't live without you, My dear is BEER!
Well hello man...
Tip of the day - so that your milk does not run away, tie the cow tight
You want? .. Me too. ... ... Yes, let's ... ... .. more ... yes ...... mmm ... ... Thank you, we got a cool GSM - sex
Don't be born beautiful, but be ugly.
Scientists have found that the majority of lesbians and gays read SMS thumb right hand. DO NOT HIDE YOUR FINGER, YOU HAVE A BUNNY!!!
Again the rain outside the window, again I'm a little sad,
Tears are falling from heaven, you sent me a text!
I'll give you advice my friend:
Never be shy
If a guy is cheating
Come and hit me in the face!
If a guy laughs at you, spit in his face, let him choke.
If you want to marry smart, beautiful and rich, you have to marry three times.
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Statuses declaration of love to a guy, a girl (confessions)
My gentle angel! From the moment I saw you, my heart remained forever in your captivity. I love you
Someday the day will come and you will understand how much I loved you. When that day comes, I promise I'll still be waiting for you.
When we first confessed our love to each other, I was not sure that this was all serious. But, looking back at the path we have traveled, I understand that I can no longer be without you.
No matter how much trouble my daughter would give me, I still love her madly !!!
and I love him very much. to goosebumps. to shiver. to a hoarse groan. when he hands. on the skin. lips. around the neck. softer, softer... a little bolder. there is no one more important in the world.
I still remember .. do you think you forgot? .. no .. and you still look at me with loving eyes .. and I ... I continue to live ... but I realize that for you I am LIFE ...
I'm sorry, but I can't find tender words.
I just want to say that I love you.
I love you as bright as sunlight fills the darkness. And today I want to confess that I love you very much!
Darling, without you, I have neither yesterday, nor today, nor tomorrow.
Today, tomorrow, after tomorrow, I want to be with you, I want you to be with me, I want to love you! I want to say you are the best, you are the ideal of my dreams! And I know one thing for sure, that we will be together!
My girlfriends envy me, my friends envy me, because I have the best husband in the world!!!
You are light for me, you are darkness for me, if you are not there, I just go crazy. I will wait for you, I will burn bridges. You only manage to understand that only you are in my heart!
My sun, you are what I always wanted, you are for me the whole world. I hope that I will never part with you, because I love you with all my heart!!!
I love to just watch you laugh, I love to call you my angel, I love to just look into your eyes and only I can tell you? I LOVE YOU!?
It's good to have you in this world!
I'm not afraid of storms or snow.
My beloved, (Name),
I want to be with you always!
I cannot live without you, I am deprived of happiness without you, I cannot love another, I am a prisoner of your spell, in your power!
I so want to cuddle up to you, touch my lips to yours, warm my hands on yours, hug and never let go! I love you!
(Name of a loved one), I love you madly! You are the dearest person for me! You are the brightest sun that makes me happy every day!
Tired of being alone, can you meet me? I invite you to tea, I promise a glorious evening.
Once an untold confession, it may remain untold forever.
You are a wonderful and very dear person to me. I really want you to be (a) happy (a), and I will be grateful to you if you allow me to take part in this.
My sweet cat, I love you madly! You are the dearest person for me! You are the brightest sun that makes me happy every day!
I am sad and sad without you, I miss you, and the white light is not dear to me, understand that my life cannot be happy when you are not by my side!
Young people today love a little differently than in other times. A lot of things change every day, and what once seemed beautiful, now does not make any impression. Love and sex now go side by side, almost no backwardness platonic love where a lot of feelings were expressed by holding the hand. If you want to make confessions in an erotic style, then feel free to send confessions of a sexual nature. This is an interesting way of expressing one's feelings, not everyone will be able to take such a step, but brave and confident people can afford it. Confessions in an erotic style differ in their originality from all the others. Go ahead and confess to your loved ones using sexual overtones, there is nothing to worry about. Each such confession can cause a storm of emotions and please with its unexpected style.
My dear, you bare me with a caress
Touching me in an alluring mask.
You bind me with chains to the bed
Know that I only believe in you in life.
Stick into me like a knife
Indulge in passion, lay me on the bed,
Let Mars and Dionysus, Heron help you.
Feel an orgasm from the merging of hearts and legs.
Darling, I'm on fire
I boil pussy for you.
Stroke her, she misses you a lot
The coolest and most beautiful.
Let's have fun together
From lust and passion chokes on air.
Let's paint all over our bed
So that April screamed in my soul.
Darling, my naked gun
There is no point in living without your dignity.
A working machine like yours
Able to knock down walls, not by hand.
I'm so proud that you are my general
I remember how you are in passion, in a pose, yelling at me.
I want to repeat that experiment
To ecstasy was to us as a compliment.
Darling, take advantage of me
Stroke me, enchant me with your hand.
Lead me astray from intimacy
After all, I'm your best, sweet, beautiful body.
I'm excited from your food,
You are my sweetness, to comfort, to pampering.
Is there anything that can bother us?
Let's go lie down on the bed.
Darling, I burn from you
I waste my love in vain.
Grab me, hug me, touch me between the legs,
And take it in your arms on the bed.
Surrender with me to the fire of desire,
Open up to new inspiration.
Enter me like a bay and ascend into the sky
I want you to demand more from me.
My beloved, you are my happiness,
I want to touch your intimate part.
Drive you insane
And frank madness,
To bring in you a hurricane of passions,
Deliver you maximum comforts, sweets.
To wake up looking into my eyes,
AND candid words choked.
My beloved, tender and gentle,
You are so sweet and serene.
Let me pinch your soft spot
So that later I would feel cramped from the heat.
Be cheerful joyful and happy
Be faithful to me and always remain beautiful.
Turn yourself on and don't forget about me
Caress my tender breasts.
Darling, you are so good, cool.
Rich in soul and beautiful in body.
I want you, you hear, I'm just on fire,
I burn on the spot with lust.
Be honest with me and clean
Envelop me with radiant caress.
To rattle all and even there,
What many call shame and shame.
Darling let's get it on
After that, children can be born.
Let's touch the lips, touch the body,
So that our love sings with happiness.
Let's forget everything that worries us,
Let Venus help us
Reach the peak of bliss in bed.
Where you and I will be clean, frank.
Darling, take me, break
You turn into a hungry wolf.
Bite me, tear me apart
To get happiness from the night.
Ready to caress you
And what is an orgasm to recall.
My body is immersed in passion
Don't you want to go there with me?
Beloved, burning without your love.
Be honest with me today.
Allow yourself whatever you want
Unless of course you want ecstasy.
Let Eros himself admire,
When you pamper my mouth.
I'll be a slutty girl
So that you aim at me aptly.
You are so brave
You are so kind,
Dear, dear,
My very best.
How I need you
How dear you are to me
You are the only one
Come help me.
If sad
Sad, embarrassing
Will you answer me,
Everything will be forgotten.
Give me advice
Will you hug me,
And no words are needed
You excuse me
Dear, dear,
I am so guilty before you!
I love you so much!
My kitty,
I can not live without you!
You love and forgive me
I adore and love you!
What a joy to be with you
That even a tear rolls!
But you can't argue with my heart
I love only you.
I want you to be with me only
And I didn't even look at the others!
After all, I love you, I will not hide,
You managed to win the heart.
The sun shines with its rays...
The snow whispers softly to us about love...
Is it bad to live in dreams?
When are you next to me?
Birds sing sweet songs to us
About you, about me... about us...
Isn't it wonderful
If the world fell in love with us?
The rain is dripping...
It refreshes love...
Is this not enough for us?
Isn't there enough explosions in the blood?
Snowman draws with chalk
That I love you...
On black and white asphalt
Drawn by fate...
Why am I afraid
That we will part soon?
Why am I scared...
Future time in a quarrel?
I'm ready to share the sky with you
And I'm ready to split my heart in half ...
Just know - wherever you are
I will always love you!
My dear boy, you deserve happiness ...
I will ask God that all bad weather would bypass you.
So that the light in your eyes burns always and everywhere.
You are my angel and I will never forget you.
You are the only one I always dream of...
And this is a moment, but my love for you will not burn... I know
And let me be with you will not be fate ....
I will never stop loving you.
Who sculpted you from the darkness of the night,
What native Faust, a fiend of the savannah?
You smell of musk and Havana tobacco
Midnight child, my fatal idol.
Neither opium nor hops compete with you
They don't dare, my demon: you are the promised land,
Where are the caravans of my woeful desires
To the wells of your eyes go to the watering place.
But not coolness in them - fire, tar and sulfur.
Oh, stop burning me, cruel vixen!
Understand, because I'm not Styx, to order “Calm down! »
Seven times enclosing you in his arms.
I am not Proserpina to experience the curse
Burn to the ground with you in the hell of your sheets!
Live boldly, my love!
Be happy, young, playful and cheerful.
Love, dream, dance and sing
And know that we will be together forever!
The river of love carries away
Misunderstanding and anxiety
And our stupid sadness
But there is so much left for us:
Hugs, first kiss
And timid glances at a meeting,
And the clink of glasses in the foam of the jets
Wine, and golden candles!
For our union, for our fire,
For what we will always remember
About the long happiness of two sides,
About sunny weather in the house!
Exhausted by your long gaze,
And she herself learned to languish.
Created from your rib
How can I not love you?
To be your sweet sister
I was bequeathed by ancient fate,
And I became crafty and greedy
And your sweetest slave.
But when I freeze, humble,
On your chest the snow is whiter,
How your wise one rejoices
The heart is the sun of my homeland!
Erotic SMS to a loved one must certainly be in his life, such sms, as a rule, are re-read several times, they will make your love story more passionate, and meetings more passionate. Our resource has a wide selection of such text messages, each containing an intimate confession, a memory, or an outright compliment.
Erotic sms to your beloved will not go unanswered. Be more courageous and you will see that your relationship will change for the better.
I want to cuddle up to you and not let go, slide my hands along your back, gently kiss your neck. And feel your hot kiss on my body ... And that's it - we are alone, we are just the two of us.
SMS favorite sex
How sweet is the taste of your kiss and the touch of your hands: you caress your chest and thighs, and then .... Then dizzy, I'm flying away, I want you ...
Cool erotic sms to your beloved
I'll kiss you on the ear, lick your neck with my tongue. I will caress your chest, I will lower the handle below. Then your horse will rise, I will sit on top and gallop, through the valleys and along the hills for happiness and good luck!
Exciting SMS to your beloved
I lick your lips and my hand slides lower and lower over the body. I want you, I'll be with you all night.
SMS to your beloved a hint of sex
I really missed you all, I crave your sweet kisses and hugs. Come, I have already unbuttoned my dress!
Sexy sms for boyfriend
I will hug you at a meeting, let it be day or evening ... I will kiss you and lay you on the bed. I'll show you how much I love you!
From your caresses I lose my head, from your kisses I just melt, and when you are in me, I just die. Kill me and resurrect me, and more than once, I am all yours, my God, my Angel!
SMS good night beloved erotic
Lie down on the pillow, close your eyes, and feel me next to you. My warm body clung to you and now ... you are the happiest on earth.
Sex sms for boyfriend
I want to press my body against you, I want to press my lips against you. I so want a spark to slip between us now! Oops!
Intimate SMS to a loved one
When you caress me, I dissolve from the tenderness of your lips ... At this moment I want you, but I can’t say about it. You do not wait for my words, they will not be then .. just know that I am all yours.
Intimate SMS to a loved one
I kiss you in the place where you sometimes do not allow. And I know why - it turns you on a lot. Whom - whoa!
SMS poems to your beloved erotic
I will press you to my chest, I will feel the breath and the frantic beating of the heart. Take me into your arms I want to warm myself with your warmth.
Erotic SMS to your beloved
I feel the touch of your hands, and your kisses shower my body. I'm on fire, I'm almost burned out. Come to me, I so want to burn with you, and slowly smolder in exhaustion.
Erotic SMS to your beloved guy
I long to meet you, I long for your hands and sweet lips, come to me, my dear friend.
Good night sms erotic
I want to be your prisoner this night, caress you, love you. I wish you a restless night - passionate and without edge.
Erotic funny sms beloved man
I'll tie your hands, I'll tie your legs. But first, I'll strip you naked. And you will not run away from me today along the path, today I am driving the parade!
Erotic SMS to your beloved
I remember your hugs, my slightly wrinkled dress, disheveled hair and blurry makeup, how good it was ... Let's refresh our memory of beautiful moments today?
SMS to beloved husband erotic
The man of my life, my angel and my God. I am always and everywhere ready to be yours, thank you for making me happy.
Erotic SMS to your beloved
My lion, I will surrender to you today. Drive all your passion into me, today I am yours.
Miss you erotic sms
I miss you so much. Without you, the whole soul and body froze. Come and warm me up I want everything from our meeting to boil in me!
Erotic sms at night for a loved one
The night hid all the fears and embarrassments - come to me, I'm all impatient. I want to caress your body, burn from your caresses, even if in a dream give them to me.
Erotic SMS to your beloved in prose
I want our night to last 30 hours so that you and I can’t move from sweet exhaustion.
Sex sms for boyfriend
That night that was yesterday does not give me rest - I am all in a fiery fire of passion, the body trembles and waits for continuation, come soon, let's continue the pleasure of passion.
Beloved man sms sex
I give myself to you, take it quickly and do not be shy. After all, you are the one from whom I want children!
