Statuses I'm alone and everything is gorgeous. Aphorisms about yourself beloved, quotes, statements about yourself beloved
Do you want to arouse the interest of a man? Don't think about him, think about yourself...
You can't deny yourself what you love! I wanted pasta, buy a ticket to Italy))
Let me be who I am. How to bend a queen out of yourself ...
I'm not a gift and I know it! But I'm a surprise! ;)
I am a creative person, I want to create, I want to get up!
I'm not sarcastic - I just say what I think.
While wearing makeup today, she fainted five times from her beauty.
You won’t strangle my temperament, you won’t kill it ... Alas, I don’t promise a quiet life ... Let you not take me with your bare hands ... But I am kind, and I forgive a lot !!!
Harmful, but many say that the eyes are beautiful ...
Just think, she sobbed for a long time, sitting on the tiled floor with a glass of cognac and a crystal ashtray in front of her ... After all, she left beautifully, with her head held high ..
If an ordinary girl- a riddle, then I'm a super secret state secret!
I'm in great age: and... I can, and... I want, and... I know how!... I don't expect offers... I'm busy.
I am the most happy man in the world! No. I didn't fall in love. I got enough sleep!
If I am confident in the sincerity of a loved one, I will make him the happiest ....
My business? For all "norms", for him - "the best". And just for best friends: "Girls ... this is a pipets!".
For someone I am the SUN. For someone I am a SUNSHOT. And for someone it DOES NOT SHINE at all.
If your former men again they want to be with you: it means you were better than those who were before you and much better than those who were after ...
And my character is amazing! It's just that everyone's nerves are somehow weak.
I was already good ... I didn’t like it! I'll be myself!
I want all men to be like Santa Claus, to shower us with gifts, and in return they only ask for a rhyme !!!)))
Well, honestly, I'm a Fairy. And the ax is so ... instead of a magic wand.
I always wanted beautiful figure, flat tummy, collarbone and distance between the thighs, but the soul required sausage.
And I've never been good. I was, am and will be the best!
Jealous to the point of terror. Owner to the point of impossibility. Vindictive to the point of obscenity. Vengeful to death. And how does it all fit in me, such a sweet little angel????!
I love people who like me. For their good taste!
My character is not the best, but my butt is cool.
I don't listen to other people's opinions, I just don't give a fuck.
I'm not lazy... It's just that the ancient Egyptian god of peace and tranquility danunakh protects me.
I am the force you cannot resist.
I'm not a coward - I just know that it will end in an asshole.
Be who you are. Who needs it, will love the abnormal.)
I do not forgive betrayal, I hate betrayal and lies ... And if I leave once, then you will not return me again.
I have a fluffy personality, like a hedgehog...
My hair is chocolate, I smell like caramel, strawberry syrup flows through my veins, my lips taste cherry juice…. I'm too sweet ... Your ass will stick together!)))).
Zadolbali with his "must be able to forgive." God will forgive. And I will remember.
What am I? Yes, different ... When I love - beautiful. Kohl is not loved - gloomy. For the very smart - I'm a fool. For the good - and I'm kind. For the furious - I'm just a cobra. For the righteous - sinful. For the unlucky - successful. For a sweetheart - beautiful. and for bores - Happy ..
When you ran after other people's skirts - I endured. Now sorry, shopping at my place.
No matter how much you hurt me, know that I will always give you a helping hand at a difficult moment for you, because I am not you.
Ah, I have one handsome man that I can just sit like this, leaning on a chair, watching him and envying myself ..
If I step back, it doesn't mean that I'm a coward, I'm just accelerating!
While I was wiping the mirror, I thought that I was the most economic… Never mind!!! THE MOST BEAUTIFUL!!!...))
Fall in love with a jerk? YES, I CAN DO IT.
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I am one of a million ... Simple, real, without a drop of silicone ... Without a sea of \u200b\u200bpathos and idiotic troubles ... With big soul and a bunch of erogenous points ...
Can't sleep... I'll go open his page, count the sheep...
Life is too short to waste it on diets greedy men And Bad mood.
If my hands dropped, do not rush to rejoice, maybe I leaned over the tire iron ...
I am the way I am!!! If I wish happiness, then with all my heart, and if I sent it, then I ask you not to linger!!!
I'm going to be kind and good. Don't bother me... don't run into me!
A real girl should smell like flowers and perfume, not cigarettes and alcohol.
Tell me about yourself in a few words? It happened... Anything...
Looks like I'm the baddest bitch in your life.
It's good where I'm not ... well, that's where I'm heading!
I loved, I suffered, you are a moron, but I didn't know))
I'm a brunette... The best black streak in your life!
I'm not lying - I'm just good at writing.
I am a wonderful person! And I don't care what others say.
I have never been perfect, from appearance to character. but, on the other hand, I have always been myself.
I go to his page, gently caress his name with the cursor and leave.
If I said, "Nice to meet you," then we are talking not about your f*cking, but about my upbringing!
I still have to look for such a moron ... - But I’m smart, I found it ...
Smile is my face! Laughter is my nature! Joy is my life!
I am my own daughter the best mom in the world.
I no longer miss the past, I'm afraid of losing the present!
Whoever thinks I'm arrogant and arrogant, draw conclusions about yourself. normal people I always smile.
It's not that I don't have a boyfriend. It's not a single guy who has me!!!..
Yes, I'm like that .. I take everything to heart .. I quickly get used to people .. I often get offended .. but I'm sincere ..
Only a cheap woman knows the price of her heart, And I, flashing my eyes, will answer, “I am priceless!”
He asked me what I really am. Only now I realized - I'm a little enthusiastic child who was scared and forced to be strong.
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I’m strange ... Sweet, kind, gentle, I can be capricious and even careless ... I can offend if they force me, but I don’t have enough anger for this ... I know how to love without edges and frames, I am a different woman! But not a gift!
Carefully! I'm drunk... I can tell too much truth...
And in general, I'm white and fluffy ... and where I'm not white, I got dirty, and where I'm not fluffy, I shaved.
Want strong man. And that I was his only weakness.
I am faithful, if they are faithful to me... I am honest, when they are honest with me... I am kind, as long as they deserve it!
She was small and mischievous, she grew up and not a damn thing has changed))
He doesn't want perfect, he wants me. Such harmful, touchy and jealous.
I love not blindly, but squinting with happiness ...
A girl without whims is like perfume without fragrance...)
She came up with it herself, she was offended. She thought better of herself, well done!
I read that most talented people are lazy. Doubt aside, I'm talented!
I walk around the house in high heels and drink kefir from a glass. This gives my idleness a special sophistication ..
My bad temper And beautiful eyes you will remember forever...
I don't have a bad temper. It's you, weak nerves.
Forgive me for being so harsh, for eternal mood swings, for childish harmfulness and irascibility. Sorry. Thank you for your patience!!!
It doesn't matter what I am. It is important that with you I will be exactly the way you deserve me.
White and fluffy until they step on the tail.
A girl should be loved, happy and beautiful. She doesn't owe anyone anything anymore.
Men do you like well-groomed girls? Then take good care of us!
I live like in a fairy tale: the wife is a witch! Mother-in-law Baba Yaga! Brother-nightingale-robber! Children are like hell! Only neighbor-Elena the Beautiful! And her husband is Ivan the Fool!!!
I understand. I also have people for whom I am always busy.
Busy tonight! Mom doesn't need a son-in-law! Lost phone! There is no home! I don’t drink coffee!.. You won’t surprise me with a car..
I don’t have a phone so that I can be contacted, but so that it lies in my purse, calls, but I don’t hear it.
A woman always tells the truth... But not immediately... And not all...
I am very faithful girl: I will never torment several men at once - I always focus on one person.
Woman - unique creation: shattering into smithereens, falling apart - she collects her soul "in pieces", becoming even more perfect and better ...
Did he leave you? Remember physical education lessons, where they taught to jump over goats.
Remember: you need to like yourself, your boss and your sexual partner. Let the rest try to please you!
Ah, what a beautiful couple! It's me... And my boots!
Those who want to explain to me ... what I am ... - relax ... I am aware of my merits!
I am one in a million! Simple, real, without a drop of silicone. Without a sea of pathos and idiotic troubles ... With a big soul and a bunch of erogenous points.
I love Nice words when they're all about me! - Statuses about yourself
Maybe I'm not the best, but I'm not like everyone else.
Trying to be like me ... That's right, you need to strive for perfection!
Everyone sees what I seem to be, few people feel what I am ...
Offend me - just spit! But you have to spit BLOOD! . . .
I'm not jealous of my ex. From childhood, my mother taught me to give away old toys to those who were less fortunate.
If I want, I will take everything from you, even your last name.
I love flirting, I love to smile, I listen to compliments, but I will be faithful to my boyfriend.
How to make a girl go crazy? give her a lot of money and close all the shops!
Loved... Cried... Waited for something... Sent... Forgot... And I'm happy.
I love chocolate very much. That's why I'm sweet, but harmful)))
Don't look that I'm small. How to wave - you can’t collect the bones. I have a left-crown, right-funeral.
Yes, I have many shortcomings... Forgive me, IDEAL PEOPLE.
I somehow don't care how I look in your eyes... In mine I look... great!!! And this is the main point!!))
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I don’t want anything... Well, except to relax... and also ice cream... a cake, a chocolate bar, a martini... some sweets, shoes, a purse, a skirt, a bracelet and summer, the sea, the sun, the beach... And I don't want anything...
I thought that a zero balance would save me from calling my exes, but after the second bottle I remembered that there was a “promised payment”!!!
She lived to the age when the guy she likes can be married.
What is, such and love. Don't like me? Go forest.
To wake up kind and affectionate, you need to fall asleep happy and satisfied!
I live to the fullest! I love to be seen! Graceful as a cat, devoted to only one.
It turned out that I am a goddess ... Wherever I go, everywhere “Lord, you again!”
One day your friend, seeing me, will say: - Wait, that girl over there, your ex?? - Yes. - Well, you're an asshole!
I can't stand it when people don't answer phone calls and sms ... Only me can do this!
I prefer to do in my life what I love. And not what is fashionable, prestigious or necessary.
I love good words when they are all about me!
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I love being alone, but next to someone I love.
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Only the person who considers himself lucky can rightly be called lucky.
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I blew, blew off dust particles from it and ... I accidentally blew it away ... Now I blow off dust particles from myself ... FAVORITE!!! Wouldn't catch a cold...)))
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Of course, I'm not perfect ... but the masterpiece is still the same ...))))))
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I do not envy anyone, I do not take revenge, I am not tormented by resentment. I live, love and enjoy life.
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Know how to control yourself if you do not want others to control you.
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Yes, I am a sinner, not a righteous person, not ugly, not beautiful… Maybe there is still time to improve? Only I like my role ...
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Someone former, someone faithful, loved and loved, self-confident)
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Listen to yourself and look at yourself ... in complete silence with eyes closed you will be able to hear and see yourself… learn a lot about yourself…
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My thoughts are like my dinner: some I eat myself, and some I throw to my dogs.
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I am very good, one might say outstanding ... in some places ...)))
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I don't owe anyone anything! Except for yourself ... Or rather, it should not, but simply - it is obliged ... to be loved and happy!
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No matter what everyone around says, you won’t be happy on your own!
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But what difference does it make to me what you think of me ... I'm sure that your thoughts about me do not at all coincide with mine ... And this is the main thing ...
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Take a half of Yourself from Me and give it to Someone? … I’m not even a little bit ready!!! … Greedy Me!!!)
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Briefly about myself: Year of issue 1986. Mileage 26. Light tan color. Headlights are green. Documents on hand. The body is not broken. The roof is in place. Brakes are ok. All options. I start with a half turn ...
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Love is a great respect for yourself.
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I worry, my soul is anxious, only when I got sick, I could understand: When I die, it is quite possible ... I will be missed by me.
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Do not try to compare me and look for others, I do not hang around anywhere, always in myself.
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Care more about your character than about your reputation. Your character is what you really are, and your reputation is just what others think of you...
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In my environment, men were, are and will always be - where without them!
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When I don’t say that I’m good, I’ll say this - I’m not bad and beloved ...
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Waiting for a prince? Love yourself, and a whole regiment will ride on white horses.
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Briefly about myself: an egoist, an alcoholic, a complete bastard, a pervert - in short, a normal woman.
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My roof has gone so far that ... I CAN'T DETERMINE its direction)))
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Self-love is not a manifestation of selfishness, it is self-esteem.
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Whatever I do, I do it confidently, without thinking about what people will say ... And in general, I turned someone else's opinion on the male organs !!!
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I look in the mirror and think: Mm-yeah ... Not a Fountain I ... Not a Fountain. I am FIRE!!! Statuses about yourself beloved, statuses about yourself beloved
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It's a shame when you can't kiss the person you love, even on the cheek, because it's you.
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Love yourself, otherwise who needs the love of a person who does not even love himself.
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I love it when someone good mood, someone's salary was raised, someone bought an awesome dress ... I love it even more when that someone is me!
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There comes a time when you begin to understand that if you do "unseemly" acts, then either accept yourself as you are ... Well ... or don't do them ...
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Don't think that people are against you, for the most part they are just for themselves.
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The hedgehog doesn't want to sleep. The hedgehog wants to sing.
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I look at myself, my own joy - neither crooked nor oblique, but such a favorite as it should be.
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I do not need handouts of beautiful words. I am very confident and enjoy life.
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I'm not greedy, I always share with whom wisdom, with whom stupidity))))))
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From adversity and from illness, to herself and a doctor and friend)
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When I fell in love with myself, I freed myself from everything that harms my health - food, people, things, situations. Anything that leads me astray. Today I call it self-love.
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Tell us about yourself in a few words? - "Everything happened)
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Not perfect, but real...
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No need to flatter me, I already know that everything is fine in me, and that everything is just wonderful !!!
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There is decency in me, only it is disorderly ...
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I have not declared war on the world, I have declared a boycott on people unworthy of my attention.
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I know that it is very harmful, because not everyone likes me! I take into account! Tomorrow, so be it, I'll fix it!
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Dear MEN!!! Well, your priests will not pull ... such an adventure ... like me ...)
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Cheap is only what you wear without a sense of self-confidence.
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We must learn to love ourselves - with a healthy and holy love, in order to remain true to ourselves and not lose ourselves.
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Oh, and I love myself beloved!
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Always smiling at me in the mirror beautiful woman! And I smile back at her, let her be pleased too!
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Without ruining labor in vain, love yourself.
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And according to the horoscope ... today I am ... CHARM!!!)))))
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I quarreled with a young man ... I began to gnaw myself. Fearing to be poisoned, I stopped)))
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Only those who do not know how to love do not love me.
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No matter how well they say about you - THINK OF YOURSELF BELOVED BETTER!
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I laugh to myself and say: - Well, hello ..., beloved woman-child!
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I can be serious, oddly enough ... To hell with all the humor, there’s no time for jokes !!! And it’s not my fault that I’m fickle ... After all, I’m not the schedule of minibuses!)))
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Himself better opinion about me are usually those who judge me by myself; the worst - oddly enough, too.
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I have never seen the world like me - they don’t let people like me into the world ...
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The hardest thing is not to forgive anyone, but yourself! Statuses about yourself beloved, statuses about yourself beloved
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I'm not a princess - the crown falls off all the time ... I'm not an angel - the wings are in the wash ... I don't like myself - I'm just a bastard ... I'm not a bitch - I'm smarter ... I'm not crazy - I'm still trying to get off ... I'm not stupid - just sometimes too lazy to think … I am not a gift, I am a surprise!
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To love is one pleasure, but not to deny yourself is another.
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As I start to wind up, one thing stops me ... comparing myself, in a similar situation, with a car without a silencer.
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Settle down? Right now-s-s... I'm in the juice! And the juice is in the fermentation stage ...
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When you live to the beat of your soul, the Universe sings along...
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The faults of others should be used as a mirror to reveal one's own.
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They say you have to love yourself. I took a closer look at myself: but there’s nothing to love for. I will love just like that - for what I am!
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Even self-love can be unrequited!
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The amount of self-love is directly proportional to the amount of dislike for others.
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It's good that I exist!
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Self love and selfishness are two different things. A person who does not love himself is not able to love others. As the Bible says, "Love your neighbor as yourself!"
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I am like the ocean: sometimes affectionate, gentle and quiet, and sometimes I can send a tsunami.
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I'm a scar in someone's life. I am in someone's life spring. And for someone a genius, for someone a stump.
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I do not regret for a second that not all dreams come true ...
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To enter my soul through the heart, a sound mind must agree.
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Look for yourself beloved ... until you meet.
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Beloved said that I am a treasure ... I'm afraid to sleep ... suddenly he will take it and bury it somewhere!
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Maybe I'm a little hysterical sometimes, but I have beautiful eyes and a smile worth a million dollars.
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No need to ask how I'm doing, it's time to get used to the fact that everything is fine with me !!!
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It doesn't matter what I am. It is important that with you I will be what you deserve.
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I will prepare a project and renovate my life ... or, perhaps, I will build it from scratch and hand it over on a turn-key basis ...
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A sickly "I" - in which self-doubt is balanced by hypertrophied self-esteem, a healthy one - in which calm self-confidence reigns ...
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Not impressed with my IQ...? And full of grace manners ...? Then, perhaps, I will finish you off with my eyes ... or with obscenities ... of the right size !!!
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Damn, I'm so cool! It's good that I have myself)))
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I forbid myself to think badly of people. I save time.
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Love yourself the way you are. None of us can surpass the most talented and objective sculptor - NATURE ...
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When you behave like a slave, what can you expect to be treated like a queen?
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From time to time you need to arrange pogroms of yourself.
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The one who is satisfied with his life proves nothing.
Statuses about yourself beloved, statuses about yourself beloved
Who does not like to write statuses in in social networks: funny, sad, angry - it all depends on the mood and situation. And the status about yourself beloved (with meaning or funny) is posted by every first one. Indeed, even the aphorisms of the great Faina Ranevskaya are now perceived in this vein.
For envious people
If you want to “click on the nose” of your ill-wishers and are looking for a status about yourself, your beloved, with meaning, then check out a small selection below. Maybe there is something suitable.
- If you are discussing me, it means that you care. I don't care, and I'm not discussing you. Once upon a time, you know.
- Nothing motivates better than your envy: I read - and the mood rises, and I want to do great things again.
- Yes, beautiful, yes, smart, yes, sexy. With a fur coat, a car and a tough guy. And who's stopping you?
- Before you throw a stone at my garden, take a closer look at yours. Have a closer look? That's the same.
- I like to upload photos, I immediately find out so many new and interesting things about myself, my beloved.
- For those who visit my page more often than their own, I can only say one thing: I am smart and beautiful, and you only confirm this.
With humor
Are you in a good mood or want to fool around a little? Then the status about yourself, your beloved, with meaning, but comic, will do.
- I am not a princess or a queen. I am a goddess. Bow down.
- I wake up, I look in the mirror: my eyes are swollen, there is a pillow mark on my cheek ... Isn't it a miracle?
- They say that where we are not, it is always good. But where I am, always awesome!
- Rare view. Piece copy. Exclusive tuning. Unique firmware. True, there are no guarantees. Only for those who are not afraid to take risks.
- I real girl: I say one thing, I think another, I do the third, but I dream ... Oh, what can I not dream about!
- Let the women stop the galloping horses, and I'm a girl. So give me coffee and cake.
- Today I am white and fluffy, just an angel. Because I forgot my broom at home.
- I'm not vindictive, I just have a good memory.
- I don't have cockroaches in my head. They have long been devoured by some terrible monster.
- I'm all so sudden, all contradictory. Even the scariest.
- Wake up - do not just put to sleep.
- Blonde, smart and beautiful. Not looking for anyone. I'm just bragging.
- I'm like a convertible. The same steep and without a roof.
- I start easily, start quickly, cool down slowly.
- I professionally step on the same rake. Maybe it's time to give master classes?
- I am kind, very kind. When I sleep.
Let's add poison
Want something special? Then the status about yourself, beloved, with meaning (bitch) will do.
- If a bitch is a woman who knows what she wants and how to get it, then yes, this is about me.
- Today I wanted to be nice and good girl. Until my inner bitch woke up and sent this idea to hell.
- Bitterness is not a flaw, it is
- I'm not boorish, but a virtuoso of words: I don't swear, but I send beautifully.
- Why did we break up? I was bored. Yes, that happens too.
- It's hard to be a princess when the crown is slipping.
- I will not run after you, wait for calls or SMS. I don't like it - the door is there.
- It's not that I allow myself too much, it's you that allow yourself too little.
- To communicate with a man, you need only two fingers: you beckon with the index finger, you send it with the middle one.
- To be respected, first learn to respect yourself, and not whine that someone has a better life.
Status about yourself, beloved
With meaning, you may like these phrases:
- Yes, I am strong, purposeful, I can do everything and know how. But sometimes you really want to wrap yourself in a blanket or ask for pens.
- If you leave, you can come back a million more times. If I leave, then it's forever.
- I'm not alone. I am self-sufficient.
- Even the most strong women have the right to be weak.
- Every "vanilla Barbie" also has a heart. And while I portray an impenetrable bitch, it cries from your rudeness and anger.
In verse
If you want to be original, then you should try to post a status about yourself, your beloved, with meaning in verse. For example, such.
I am quiet, brave, sad,
Playful, gentle, fatal.
Cheerful, pretentious, serious,
Stupid, smart, groovy.
I'm timid or a bitch
A granite rock, a nervous lady,
Now an angel, now an evil witch,
But most importantly, always be yourself.
Looking for a status about yourself, beloved, with meaning, playful and at the same time in verse? Please!
In heels or sneakers
With or without makeup
I'm equally beautiful
Well, just a miracle of miracles!
I'm tired of all these victories. So you want to lose - to meet your love.
A real victory is when at your feet is a man who recently swore allegiance to another woman.
I don't need someone who will serenades and confess his love all day long. I need only one who will accept me for who I am ...
Too often this happens: a declaration of love breaks out of the tongue, but all that remains is to say: “You are a great couple” ...
Best Status:
I never experienced enthusiasm for this life - I just took from it what I needed.
Eyes - like two flickering fires, and lips - ice and fire ... Will he ever love me?
A man puts an end to any dispute, and his last words: "That's right, ma'am!"
I love people who are crazy about me - their tastes can be trusted ...
If they ask me: “Where are our knights?”, I give an honest answer: “They perform feats for true princesses.”
This is not so important at all - my harmfulness, recklessness ... Gaiety, bordering on inadequacy. The character is difficult, but real. And I love with all my heart.
Let him suffer: I just broke up with a cheating lover, and he forever lost the woman who truly loved him.
I always worry very much when a friend does not pick up the phone, suddenly she was kidnapped and raped. I am not here, I am out.
I want a guy! With a car! Maybe without a boyfriend!
I am a girl of mystery. I can spoil your whole life.
If a guy wants to text you, he'll text you. If you want to call, call. He does not do this not because he is busy, but simply because he does not need you. If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will be with her. And if not, then forget it and move on...
Every man is next to the woman he deserves... so if you were traded for a fool, don't be upset...
Serious girls are like serious sites. For getting additional features need registration
He has a mind and a cool personality! I have stockings, a lace bra! He is ready to take a risk and there is strength in his eyes! I have breasts... That's it, I won!!!
He says we are friends. I'm talking about this too. But, the 6th attempt to get me into bed is clearly not friendship.
“- You are very beautiful, gentle, kind ... And your eyes! What eyes! Who will you get this? I want to be with you all my life!
“Women, no doubt, smarter than men. There is hardly a woman who would be crazy about a man just because of his beautiful legs”
It's always like this with girls: you pester - impudent, you don't pester - you moron!
Only a girl can put her mobile phone on silent mode so as not to be distracting, and then check every 15 minutes if an SMS has arrived ...
At real woman three ages: Youth, Second Youth and Eternal Youth!!!
I never know what I want...but I won't rest until I get it...:-)
I love people with good taste. For example, those who like me!
a unique feeling - to be someone's happiness ...
A man should say only 3 words to a woman: love, buy, let's go!
I'm not a bitch, but just a person with a complex character. I'm not a rude woman, but I can say too much ... I don't believe in miracles, but I'm waiting for them .. every day and every minute ...
I have a lot today useful mood- you can send me alone to the war ... I will smash everyone!
Today was easy wonderful morning. Extremely magical, bright and inspiring. And then I woke up.
A woman needs only one thing to be happy, but every day a new one!
You're a guy, you get to act. I'm a girl, I have to fuck
A woman should belong to the man who will solve all the problems, and not create new ones.
I'm a girl and that means I'm beautiful!
The blonde thought... her hair was turning black...
A woman is pleased when she is compared to a cat. Tell a woman this and she will immediately present herself as an independent, graceful and free predator. And not at all a primitive, hairy, hysterical pissing in the corners.
Who is the head of the family, each woman decides in her own way.
I'm not a princess - but for some it's just a gift.
Sometimes I'm charming... I'm disgusting... I'm bitter... I'm sweet... I can be hysterical... I can be calm... After all, I'm a woman, this is typical of me...!
I am difficult to dress, easy to excite and impossible to drive away..
There is a riddle in my eyes, You see yourself like a mirror in them, Although sometimes life is not at all sweet, But I only become stronger in it ...
You can fall in love with a girl, you can love a girl, but for a girl to love, you need to earn it ...
I went to the store for a bag, but I liked the boots, and I bought a blouse ...
Take your time until you realize that I am alone, and there is no more dear to me ... When you go through a hundred roads of fate, but you cannot go to the one hundred and first without me ...
I am a girl with whom it is difficult, but without which it is a hundred times more difficult. Containing good and evil. In the family of which Cats, Lions and Snakes. I am a girl who knows how to wait and hates waiting. Giving you a man's become. Reward-I and I-punishment!!!
I'm not harmful... I'm useful. It all depends on the dosage...
This time I’ll ask the Snow Maiden for a gift ... she’s me, as a woman should understand a woman!
I'm not a bitch, but just a person with a complex character. I'm not a rude woman, but I can say too much ... I don't believe in miracles, but I'm waiting for them. Every day and every minute...
“Daughter, move away from the mirror.”
Guys even say about ex-girlfriends: “Mine!!!”. And the girls about ex boyfriends: "Former!"
I bought us two chocolate bars - myself and me
While doing makeup in front of the mirror this morning, she fainted five times from her beauty.
I don't give a fuck what you think of me, but my grandma says I'm the sunshine.
To be born a woman is not a great merit ... where more important than a woman to be ... not the one for easy leisure ... but the one that cannot be forgotten!
Why are accountants mostly women? - Because there is nothing to hang them for..
Women are divided into 2 types: “good” and “ideal”. The good ones have a big F, a small P, and they hold X well in their hands ... where Zh is a living space, P is a need, X is a household. And here's what you thought - it's "perfect"!
While some are waiting for fate to put a prince in their bed, I have been sleeping with the king for a long time.
It is difficult to achieve balance with a woman, a woman is made up of all the nuances...
Stats about myself - I don't know my worth - I never mentioned it!
10 kg of chocolate is a lethal dose for humans. If I decide to kill myself, that's how I'll die
So beautiful. Inaccessible. Smiling, but sad at heart. Happy and in love. Lonely in life. No, not abandoned. Just undefined. There is always someone on the phone with whom it seems possible, but not hunting ...
Every woman should: destroy a house, cut down a tree and raise a daughter!
No persistence. Or I'm hysterical. Or in the clouds. Airborne!!!)
Women are good to disgrace! And also during the ugliness and after the ugliness!
Bitchiness is not a gift, but the immunity of a beautiful woman!!!
I'm not a coward - I just know that it will end in an ass
A woman, perhaps, has not yet created a single great invention, but she has created all the great inventors.
I love not blindly, but squinting with happiness ...
Girls don't think at first, and then they think, why didn't they think when they should have thought?
Tell me I can't and I will.
I decided not to eat after six ... I'll go and drink borscht !!!
Looking at ex girls your boyfriend you understand that he has a sense of humor all right))
Men are surprisingly illogical: they repeat that all women are the same, and constantly change one for another.
No matter how many good things are said about me, I always have something to add.
I love good words when they are all about me!
The fate of women is not easy, there is no answer to two paradoxes: there is no man in life, that is, there is no man, but there is no life
My character is not the best, but my butt is cool.
Girls for the sake of love are even ready to make love, and guys in order to make love are even ready to love ...
It is very easy to drive a girl crazy: let her smell the cologne of a young man who is not indifferent to her
I'm not smarter than you - you're just dumber
Who is proud??? Am I proud??? No ... we, queens, are simple women!
The man said, the man did. The woman said, the man did. The woman did - well, what can I say
it's you, weak nerves
Just think, she sobbed for a long time, sitting on the tiled floor with a glass of cognac and a crystal ashtray in front of her ... After all, she left beautifully, with her head held high.
One day your friend, seeing me, will say: - Wait, that girl over there, your ex?? - Yes. - Well, you're an asshole!
He just kisses so much that you want to lie down and go crazy
All women are like women, and I am the Queen! And even though I'm not at all a model height, My character is sometimes not for the faint of heart, But still I have so much chic and gloss! All women like women I am Super Bitch!
Never ask me why I love you, because if you think about it, then there is nothing to love you for!
good man and good woman will never be together because good man twice does not offer, but a good woman does not agree the first time.
The only man I will run after is the one who will shout to me “Maa-aam, catch up with me!”
God created a woman ... looked and said ... "Yes, crap ... put on makeup."
How a woman wants love! At first she tells herself that she loves; then she convinces herself that she is loved; and then inspires all this to his beloved.
Reminder for women: "Never argue with a man - immediately cry." Reminder for men: "Never argue with a woman - kiss right away"
You came up and asked me for my phone number? - I gave it. You wanted me to be your girlfriend? - I became her! Wanted to leave? - We broke up ... Do you want to make peace ?! - That's it, dear, your three wishes come true, free!
Girls are always late - the guy has already fallen in love, the girl does not notice yet - the guy already loves, the girl has just started to fall in love - the guy has already stopped loving, and the girl has just realized that she loves!
I will call you Boeing. Because you are my 747.
I don't have a bad temper
I want a boyfriend, love, romance… But my husband won't let me?
Blondes are not stupid, but cute; brunettes are not bitches, but strong; brown-haired women are not strange, but unusual!
If a guy treats a girl like a princess, then he was raised by a queen...
DEDICATED TO SELF-CONFIDENT MARES who write that, if necessary, they will take my boyfriend away without make-up and in a tracksuit.
sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring and I become myself again.
Most beautiful make-up women are her passion.
No matter how happy a woman is married, she always notices with pleasure that there are men in the world who would like to see her unmarried.
girl like a child kindergarten, you won’t pick it up in time, he will run away to play another sandbox ...
Women who catch the eye never throw themselves on the neck ...
I have me. We'll manage.
Brought up and decent girl will never call first! ... but sms-kami will get the dead!
I'm nice, I don't have a boyfriend, and I also like you, and I like to hint!
Good, sometimes harmful, selfish, capricious, sweet, maybe a bitch at times, I change over the years, cheerful, friends with those who are friends, I hate lies and lies, I always achieve my goal ... I don’t touch anyone, but if you touch me I’m not responsible for myself.
All women are the same - each is unique.
What I want to write about! I'm not asking for bad advice! I'm not an angel and I'm not a cheat, I'm just a Harmful Devil! Don't like it - move on! No offer of intimacy!
A woman who everyone considers cold has simply not yet met a man who would awaken love in her.
Women have amazing intuition. They notice everything but the obvious.
No matter how happy a woman is married, she always notices with pleasure that there are men in the world who would like to see her unmarried.
You did not notice that when a guy and a girl quarrel, then in contact they begin to correspond with the help of statuses ...
It is very important for a woman how a man treats her. A woman first falls in love with herself, and only then with a man.
A woman wants to first go to restaurants in order to understand whether it is worth having a relationship with a man. And the man wants to have a relationship rather, in order to understand whether it is worth taking her to restaurants ...
Give a woman unlimited freedom and she will immediately limit yours.
Delete file “love it”? – Yes – are you sure? – Yes – The file is in use. Please, first stop loving, then delete ...
Here is life! Before 30 you prove that you are already an adult, after 30 - that you are still young ...
A nightmare sometimes appears in a dream, cleaner than the appearance of a mother-in-law; suddenly the prince rides on a horse, and my eyebrows are not plucked
Women, remember, we are responsible for those who were once tamed, dragged, drunk, accused, betrothed and now we are suffering
I am your bad mood.
I'm good, I don't have a boyfriend, and I also like you and I like to hint!
It is impossible to give a woman too many flowers, as a child - too many toys.
Nothing adorns a woman like a well-chosen man.
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First: I'm good! Secondly: Enough of the "first"!
She lived to the age when the guy she likes can be married.
He doesn't want perfect, he wants me. Such harmful, touchy and jealous.
Statuses with meaning to yourself
I, like a kettle ... I boil instantly, only you can’t wash off the scale with any means ...
I am not the one with whom you can live ... I am the one without which it is impossible to live ...
I'm not a queen, but a crown suits me.
Allow me to introduce myself - Queen! Snowy! Very cold!
Statuses about a girl
I go to his page, gently caress his name with the cursor and leave.
Statuses are daring to yourself
I somehow don't care how I look in your eyes... In mine I look... great!!! And this is the main point!!:)
If my mother taught me to be sweet, gentle, cultured, this does not mean that I don’t kick in the eye, as my father taught me.
Zadolbali with his "must be able to forgive." God will forgive. And I will remember.
I'm going to be kind and good. Don't bother me...don't run into me!
You do not like me? No problem! You me too!
