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marriage act.

It happened, finally

This fact is irreparable!

Now the task is more difficult

Both relatives and friends:

Still unknown to science

To have children, grandchildren,

And you congratulations on your wedding,

portrait of your wedding wish

Carry with you everywhere

To not be afraid of each other

If you happen to meet

In a newly built nest!

Comic congratulations on the wedding:

But children bother parents.

Congratulations to the newlyweds,

Be happy always!

Bring more in your beak

For a family nest!

Help clean feathers

And raise chicks

Don't feel sorry for each other

Caresses, gifts and flowers!

Wedding Jokes!

Just as there is no wine without adventure, so it is impossible to imagine a wedding without humor, jokes and funny cases, which are then remembered for a long time and cause a smile.

Invented jokes, accidental incidents, unexpected events, chaotic congratulations and too wild friends - all this turns a wedding into a very responsible event for young people and their parents - and into the most frivolous and in many ways cool event for the rest, when you can fool around, play the fool and joke . So read, smile, try on situations for yourself and live easy!

Funny comic congratulations on the wedding

Let's have fun, let's rejoice!

Let the wine sparkle, we don't have to be bored!

At this super wedding, in the circle of super guests,

Let's have fun and everything will be OK!

Let's take a super bride and a super groom,

And we will get them super gifts from the bag!

And we wish them together, the house is full of children!

Oh, there is no home yet - so it will be! Everything is OK!

Let's have fun, let's rejoice!

Let's say the word: "Bitter" shout thirty times!

Invite us to your golden wedding!

Jewelry, flowers

So that the husband had a Ferrari,

At worst - "Fiat",

A lot of money - also needed,

In stores, so that there is cronyism.

To have an apartment-a fairy tale!

Dacha somewhere in the Crimea,

So that the husband is always affectionate,

I would understand what's what!

So, dear comrade,

Do you want your wife to love -

Don't be late from the first day

Create all conditions!

How sweet is your wife!

To always be like this

Remember, you are our dear:

Be careful with your wife.

Never cross her

Do everything right, then you will live

Long, peaceful, glorious!

Wife needs help

Fry, steam and wash.

Don't wake up early in the morning

To the store - you go.

And there will be kids -

So that you wash their pants.

On the leg to rock them,

Louder than all so as not to shout.

On the way - a hundred years - dashing:

Naughty bride - mom,

Papa - a gentle groom!!!

Today is the third of November.

We have gathered not in vain.

Congratulate the bride and groom.

With the stage of their life together.

We wish you happiness and fun,

Harmony, love, happy moments.

So that you can always be proud

The child that will be born to you.

So that you never feel

Which means: "I don't have a fig ...".

And so that your union lasts a long, long time,

So that everyone falls in love for the first time.

And on the hand the presence of rings

After all, it means sincerity of hearts.

And in conclusion, congratulations to the groom, bride,

We: "Bitter!", We will shout with you together!

We want the music to sound

To not be bored together.

Let there be twins for a start -

We will bring you a wheelchair.

We can wish you a lot

But we repeat again and again:

And here's what we want -

Advice to you, happiness and love.

We wish to live up to a hundred years,

Always have a cheerful look,

To be so young

At least a little gray.

Raise great kids

To bring up glorious grandchildren.

Both great-grandmother and great-grandfather

You must become!

Congratulations to the newlyweds

We wish them love and happiness

Husband - obey your wife

And love her alone

And the wife - to give birth to children,

Dear, glorious rascals!

We are waiting for heroes from you

And beautiful daughters.

And we also wish you

To be young forever

Us for a golden wedding

Don't forget to invite.

We want to wish you

smile more often

And into each other every day

fall in love again

Always share equally

Joy, worries

And add some strength

Work storks!

Dear newlyweds!

A wedding is like a responsible gymnastics competition!

We wish you to always be on horseback after successful exercises with rings, and leave the exercises with a goat and a log to others!

Live happily and amicably

Argue if needed.

But know it's hard

That you can't live without each other

That you can not be sad at all ...

Friends, let's shout "bitterly"!

Not only to continue the race,

People are getting married in Russia.

Not to give birth, there are a lot of ladies,

We got married in our homeland! ..

But if you don't want marriage

To turn into a chain of fights,

Love each other at night

Give birth to your own baby!

Let the child be yours

From cereals it is strong and curdled,

Cement in a solution as weak as,

Married, dear, be of good cheer:

Now "in captivity" multiply!

We congratulate the young

And with all our hearts we wish

You live together from the crown

And to the very end!

We wish you in one bundle

Create your own fairy tale

That is, to live and live

Yes, good only to make money!

And we wish you

Get your own palace

That is to live in love, hope

In your own cottage.

In this tale at the same time

Strive to conquer evil

Let drunkenness, greed, laziness

They will not stick to you like a shadow!

What is happiness without children?

May you be warm

From your daughters and sons

May your fairy tale last forever

Her love will be endless

Let beauty not take a closer look,

And the mind, of course, will come in handy.

Well, now there is only

Wish you so far "bitterly"!

Ready for the young wife

Parting word:

wife of native

Love, respect

Get to work

Meet from work.

Lying on the sofa

Don't give him

And in the hands of a string bag

Give more.

And if he forgot

buy something,

So don't rush

Scold him right away.

Once, maybe twenty

Repeat to him

Affectionately, gently

But don't cry.

And we say

Again and again:

Remember man

Can't be humiliated!

Before the word

Spouse to say

Think thrice! -

Why take the risk?

Try to taste better

wife to feed

He will love you for it.

Be beautiful

Less tears, more laughter!

Here are the main secrets of success!

Well, for the guests

It's time to raise the glass

"Bitter" to drink

And dance!

We wish you to get drunk on this day,

Get lost in your apartment

Friends, relatives do not recognize

And not your bed!

Dear newlyweds, congratulations. From this day on, your “black” life begins: now you will rest on the Black Sea, drive a black Mercedes and eat black caviar with spoons.

You were driven down the aisle for a long time,

To get married.

It happened, finally

This fact is irreparable!

Now the task is more difficult

Both relatives and friends:

Still unknown to science

To have children, grandchildren,

When only a pager with a telephone

Served as a bond between two lovers!

And you congratulations on your wedding,

portrait of your wedding wish

Carry with you everywhere

To not be afraid of each other

If you happen to meet

In a newly built nest!

Be healthy, live richly,

How much will your salary allow you to.

But know that the salary is always not enough -

Shake all the ancestors - they will add to you.

Your parents have doubled

Love them more, stay longer.

Do not be afraid of pipettes, do not be afraid of diapers.

Have boys, have girls.

But children bother parents.

Throw them to grandmothers, they will bring up.

But most of all I wish, however:

So that there is no marriage from your marriage.

Congratulations to the newlyweds,

Be happy always!

Bring more in your beak

For a family nest!

Help clean feathers

And raise chicks

Don't feel sorry for each other

Caresses, gifts and flowers!

A magnificent wedding in full swing

Guests in a wedding frenzy,

This is where the story ends...

You remember the command:

Wife - respect husband

And do not scold without work!

Well, for a husband to be with his wife

And do not run after another!

To live life like this

We need to get the letter wet!

And to drink to the end,

Gotta lighten it up somehow!

Posted by Katrin on 07/24/2010 at 00:39

Wedding comic congratulations - bright wedding - wedding portal

Comic congratulations on the wedding are increasingly heard at the celebrations. Moreover, congratulations in verse are especially popular. Please see below for congratulations.

Such congratulations are appropriate at weddings where informal atmosphere. This does not mean that if they celebrate traditional wedding- so you can not congratulate. Look at the setting!

Comic congratulations are not appropriate at the weddings of famous people, government officials, politicians, high society. You should not experiment with comic congratulations if you do not know the young people well: you can create an uncomfortable situation, risk being misunderstood.

And if you are the opposite - the closest friend of the young - then do not be shy: a touch of humor never hurts. Moreover, who, if not you, knows what is better to say and what is not.

1. Comic congratulations in prose

folk wisdom says that the first wealth in life is health, and the second is the wife. A good wife is half the happiness. No better friend, how faithful friend. WITH good wife grief is half grief, and joy is doubly joy. A good wife has no price for her husband. Let's wish our newlywed to justify these proverbs and drink to her!

Our fiance has one anatomical feature... Don't be surprised! His heart is not on the left, but on right side, there sits his young, charming wife. Let's wish Dear friends so that this phenomenon persists with him for a long and happy life so that his heart is always drawn to his wife, and the heart of his wife is drawn to her husband, and that the union of these hearts is not subject to any storms, vicissitudes, temptations and bad weather. For your well-being and happiness!

2. Comic congratulations in verse

Wives do not need much, these truths are simple: only beautiful outfits, decorations, flowers!

So that her husband has a Ferrari, at worst - a Fiat. There is a lot of money - you also need it, in the shops so that there is blat.

To have an apartment-a fairy tale! Dacha somewhere in the Crimea! So that the husband is always affectionate, he would understand what's what!

Well, dear comrade, if you want your wife to love - do not be late from the first days, create all the conditions!

How sweet is your wife! - To always be like that! Remember, you are our dear: be careful with your wife.

Never cross her, do everything right! Then you will live long, peacefully, gloriously!

The wife needs help: frying, steaming and washing. Do not wake up early in the morning, you have to go to the store.

And the kids will appear - so that you wash their pants, on your leg so that they shake, loudest of all so as not to shout.

So that on holidays and on weekdays, so that in summer and winter, no matter how difficult it is, the peace of the wife guards.

Great occasion buzz,

Meet family, friends,

Champagne together "hoppy",

And pour vodka on all wounds.

We are lucky, and this is the reason

God Hymen, bless you!

And we are ready every year from now on,

So that someone pours us from your hands.

We want to wish you

smile more often

And into each other every day

fall in love again

Always share equally

Joy, worries

And add some strength

Work storks!

3. Comic congratulations on the motives of famous songs

To the motive "Be healthy, live richly"

Be healthy, live richly,

As far as your salary will allow you.

But you know, the salary is always not enough,

Shake all the ancestors - they will add to you.

Your parents have doubled

Love them more, stay longer.

Don't be afraid of booties, don't be afraid of diapers -

Have boys, have girls.

But children bother parents

Throw them to grandmothers - they will bring up.

But most of all I wish, however,

So that your marriage does not have a marriage!

On the motive from " Bremen Town Musicians"(There is nothing better in the world)

There is nothing better in the world

How to come to your wedding with a bouquet,

You have joined your hearts

It means that they loved very much,

It means they loved it very much.

We wish you peace and harmony,

We wish you only happiness in life,

Grief, troubles, all sorts of sorrows,

To never meet you

We fill our glasses

We raise them higher for you,

To sweet life was so

We are now shouting to you together BITTERLY,

We are now shouting to you together BITTER!!!

On the motive "Smuglyanka"

Wonderful this evening

We've been waiting for the young

Them with legal marriage unanimously

everyone gathered to congratulate.

Today there will be toasts, dances, games,

laughter and commotion.

Congratulate and have fun

invited us here!

Chorus. Once - and took a full glass,

You can't do without warming up at the table!

Inside they poured and ate,

We are family with you!

Let's not forget this wedding

we have a good wedding!

congratulations warmly!

According to the old tradition

together "Bitter!" let's shout

And happy long life

we wish you!

Chorus.

To the motive "Scoots full of mullet"

Glittering golden rings

Love is pure as clouds

And from now on, young people,

All life go in hand hand.

You are still young - so what,

Love burns in the hearts with fire.

You don't look alike

But you two are so great!

Chorus: Marriage is not an easy path at all,

You do not quarrel over a trifle,

To live not like a dog with a cat,

And like two doves in love!

And we, who have lived in the world,

We will share our experience with you

Both instructions and advice

From us you will receive with interest!

But among all the important advice

One and only more important:

Take it boldly and courageously

For raising kids!

Chorus.

Comic congratulations on the wedding

As you know, pronounce joke for a wedding is the privilege of witnesses or best friends. However, parents, brothers or sisters can also easily reward newlyweds with such comic wishes. On the site Wedding.Ws you will find big choice funny and good jokes from which no one will be offended. There will be comic congratulations to the wedding, calling to drink for parents, for love, and, of course, for replenishment of the family.

Options for comic congratulations on the wedding

Before congratulating the newlyweds, I want to ask all the guests to clap their hands using one hand, or run on one leg. Unfortunately, no one can do this. And I want to wish our newlyweds one, each of them is a half of the family, and for this family to go through life happily, both halves of it must become one, be needed by each other just like a person needs arms and legs!

In the East, young girls who are getting married are instructed: "Don't be too sweet for your husband to eat, don't be too bitter so as not to be thrown away, and don't be too sour, otherwise you can set your teeth on edge." I want to wish our bride to always follow this wise instruction and remain herself best wife for husband.

As the Latin proverb says: life is a constant war. And it's very hard to argue with her. It is very easy to check this saying, just remember how difficult it is sometimes to get to work early in the morning due to public transport, or about sales in large shopping centers ... yes, there are many other examples, but in this war there is no place for a family. Marriage is a kind of signing of a peace treaty between two people. Love helps a person to live in the world, and therefore in the family. Let's raise our glasses to our beautiful newlyweds who have made peace today!

As they say, a man is judged by his friends, a husband by how his wife looks, and a groom by how good his bride is! I want to raise a glass to our fiance, who showed us what he is worth, and to his wonderful bride, who proved that he is fabulously expensive!

In Georgia, a man is compared to a falcon that brings prey to the nest, and a woman with a turtledove brings up chicks, makes the nest cozy and warm, waiting for her husband. Let's raise our glasses to this young family, to their future and present! Bitterly!

People say that a kind and good wife is a half of happiness. Let's raise our glasses to our young wife and wish her to decorate family life with love, affection and fidelity, to create peace and comfort on cold winter evenings.

I want to wish the newly-made groom today that your wife never be as arrogant as Rinata Litvinova, unhappy as Marina Tsvetaeva, lonely as Marilyn Monroe, grumpy as Plato's wife, and so that her fate would not befall the well-known Desdemona. So that she never becomes such a good detective as Agatha Christie, but on the contrary, she only becomes more beautiful every day, like Cleopatra, smarter and kinder like Mother Teresa, be attractive and indomitable in bed like Angelica and prolific like Angelina Jolie.

Dear bride! I wish you that your young husband will never be jealous of you like the well-known Othello, that he does not cheat on you with every skirt like the legendary Casanova, that he is not a petty tyrant like Emperor Nero. Let everything in your family be the opposite, your husband will be strong like Hercules, resourceful like da Vinci, wise like Solomon and invincible like Kutuzov and, of course, rich like Bill Gates.

Comic congratulations on the wedding they look like a postcard - their front part is serious, trying to save face, and the inside certainly contains a suddenly cheerful ending, at which everyone can laugh together.

A wedding is always joy, happiness, excitement and fun! Yes, yes, fun! When two soul mates merge in a single impulse and create a family, is this not a reason to rejoice and have fun from the heart? Friends are happy, parents are happy - everyone laughs and wishes happiness, love and prosperity to the young. But there are some guests wedding speeches which are full of humor and laughter, cool wishes. It is such congratulations that fill festive atmosphere energy of fun and universal joy. Therefore, dear guests, be cheerful and creative, choose funny and comic congratulations!

Funny congratulations for sister and brother on their wedding day

Brother, now you are a husband!

With you, a beautiful wife is next to you,

Do not let me down, be bold and hefty,

And happiness will be your reward.

Let your night be hot

And the day will be filled with laughter

Let a daughter be born in a year

With eyes like emeralds.

You need a son too

Dad can't be without a son

And hot on your heels

To the hospital, carrying the family ensign.

Well, in general, brother, live happily,

With a family - with kids, with a wife,

Don't be stubborn and grumpy

And for your beloved, be a dream!

Well sister, congratulations

Married - well done!

I wish you happiness

Let the husband be a daring one.

Let everything can, wants, knows

At work and away

At the dacha, he does not know

Carries it around the house.

And let the money row with a shovel,

To the Maldives to carry,

I could give you half a salary

And so that he could give diamonds.

Let no soul in you

Protects from various troubles

May he always meet you

Let him take you to Paris for lunch.

What more do I want?

Well, of course, children

Let your dream be blue

Hurry to be fulfilled soon!

Funny congratulations on your wedding day in your own words

My friends, your union is beautiful! The great Russian classic, uttering these words, spoke, of course, about you! I congratulate you on your wedding day! Wish sleepless nights, but not from sadness, but from passion, hot days, but not from the sun, but from kisses, tears from the eyes, but not from grief, but from happiness! I wish money full pockets, love full hearts, tenderness full eyes. I wish to catch the Bird of Happiness by the tail and settle it in my house, but not in a cage, but in a garden, among fragrant flowers. Let your Honeymoon will be the sweetest and last a lifetime! Bitterly!

Congratulations, newlyweds! I wish you a lot of "not"! Boring work, unusual weekends, leisurely evenings, non-greedy relatives, intelligent children! I also wish you many tears - from happiness, from the sun, from laughter, from joy, from tenderness! Well, I’ll add black colors to my wishes: eat black caviar for you, ride a black Mercedes, swim in the Black Sea, feast on black chocolate, wash it down with black tea, wear black pearls, pump black oil! I wish you, dear newlyweds, that all negativity always turns into positive, bringing you happiness and smiles! Bitter, young!

Our dear newlyweds! I want to wish you the envy of your neighbors at night, the gentle sun in the morning, a cheerful whirl all day, calm comfort every evening! Let money fall from heaven at your feet, let health enter your bodies with every kiss, let love grow stronger every day, let dreams always come true on time, and fortune blind you with its smile! Be happy! Bitterly!

Funny congratulations on the wedding in verse from friends

Here is your wedding

You guys are simply awesome!

You signed up today

There will be a reason every year

accept congratulations,

The ones that you put in an envelope

They handed it over with congratulations.

Be you guys super

Let the wind of happiness turn the weather vane

Your pockets full of love

No tears, no falsehood, no deceit.

Be happy always

Never part!

Well, here you are, friends, you got married,

Now you can't live without each other.

Always be together, we wish you:

Day and night, evening and morning.

Love passionately you each other at night,

And in the afternoon, cook a very delicious dinner,

Let your children be born soon,

A blonde girl and a dark boy.

In short, I will tell you, friends,

It is impossible to live without fidelity and happiness,

Appreciate each other and cherish,

Pour me some champagne!

Today is a difficult day:

You became husband and wife

Now the doors are closed for you

The hosts are in the wrong beds.

From now on, you are a husband and wife,

And best friend or girlfriend,

We must quietly wait for the meeting,

And not to drag you to the club for a walk.

Well, you can dance, of course,

But it would only be safe

You put on a symbol of allegiance,

No, not panties - how to sit in them ?!

Take care of your rings

Wear on your finger day and night

And there will be happiness in your house,

Let's have a glass of wine for this!

Cool congratulations on a wedding with cheerful gifts

Here's a big cabbage

So that there are no empty pockets,

Here's a sweet chocolate cupcake

So that the sex was hot and passionate!

And here is a red carrot for you,

Hot to be love

I also give you a cucumber,

So that the husband is always well done!

Here is a cup of cow's milk,

So that health would be strong!

Dill, potato and radish,

Come true so that any whim!

Dear newlyweds! I want to congratulate you on your wedding day and give unusual gifts! Here you are, bride, a pink elephant, so that her husband is protection, a stronghold and a barrier! Here is a new guitar for a husband, so that his wife would be like an expensive gift! Here is a bicycle for your family to live without sorrow and trouble! And here are onions and garlic for you, so that the guardian angel drags away all evil! Live together, raise children, give happiness and laughter to each other! Bitterly!

Dear, (names of young people)! I congratulate you on your wedding day and wish you to get drunk not from alcohol, but from love! Let your heads spin with happiness, and your eyes close with pleasure! Here is a glass of champagne for you, so that life is beautiful! Here's a glass of brandy for you, so that your life is easy! I give sparkling wine so that passion is frantic! And here is a sweet cocktail so that you do not run aground! Here's a bottle of balm for you, so that you can become mom and dad! And here is a glass of vodka to shout to us all "Bitter!"

Funny congratulations on your wedding day short for SMS

Today the groom became a husband,

The bride became a wife

On this glorious weekend

Walking half a block!

Drink, be merry, honest people,

We congratulate the couple

Let's take a sandwich under vodka,

And two or three pieces of fat!

happy birthday

your little family.

Allow congratulations

Send you mine as a gift.

Let the words fly like the wind

No barriers, no fuss

Let the horizon be bright

And dreams come true!

White dress and formal suit

Today the whole day will be devoted to two,

wish soon mom become with dad

Marital duty always fulfill.

Let the wife rule the world in her kitchen,

Live in your own, not in a rented apartment,

And the husband drags into the house everything that his wife needs,

After all, the happiness of family affairs is more important than anything!

Eh, walk and sing, the wedding is daring! Have fun guests, drink, eat, but do not forget about the main thing! You are obliged to congratulate the newlyweds on their wedding day! Wishes, as messengers of hope, bring happiness and joy to the family. Don't skimp on nice words- wish and congratulate with all my heart! How to do this, your imagination will tell you, and we invite you to smile and have a little fun! After all, fun, jokes, joy and fun are the necessary attributes of any wedding. Be cheerful yourself and give joy to the young!

A wedding is not only an official celebration, in addition to this, this day is also characterized by happiness, smiles, and, of course, cheerful mood. Many are accustomed to the fact that wedding congratulations should be classic, such as “happiness, health”, but if you come up with an unusual comic and funny congratulation, then the mood of all guests and newlyweds will increase much. You will especially like the cool congratulations on the wedding for young couples who are positive about everything. The main thing to remember is that a cool congratulation should carry positive emotions that will make you smile and rejoice, and the newly formed family will still long years remember a comic and funny congratulations.

A magnificent wedding in full swing
Guests in a wedding frenzy,
This is where the story ends...
You remember the command:
Wife - respect husband
And do not scold without work!
Well, for a husband to be with his wife
And do not run after another!
To live life like this
We need to get the letter wet!
And to drink to the end,
Gotta lighten it up somehow!
Bitterly!

Well, what to wish the bride and groom?
So that they are always and in everything together.
They slept together, ate, drank,
Children would be taken to kindergarten.
So that there was not even a reason for the quarrel!
Always let the man go first.
Cherish love trustingly, vigilantly.
And only at the wedding, let it be “Bitter! ".

We want the music to sound
To not be bored together.
Let there be twins for a start -
We will bring you a wheelchair.
We can wish you a lot
But we repeat again and again:
And here's what we want -
Advice to you, happiness and love.

Today, my friend, is your wedding day.
What a beautiful white dress.
The handsome groom is both smart and strong,
Already donated a car and a house.
I congratulate you and raise a toast
For the fact that you lit the family hearth.
Dear friend, I wish you happiness.
Let the guests at the wedding "bitterly" scream!

Oh, I don't want to remember
When the wine flowed like a river
When the tables during the wedding
Blackened with pressed caviar!
When the sturgeon is lazy
I slept on a festive dish,
And next to her baked goods
Not a delicacy...
But I know: after a magnificent wedding
Divorce often followed!
May the Almighty save you, friends -
Let it be the other way around:
At the wedding - vinaigrette on a platter,
But after the wedding - peace and harmony!
LET THE WEDDING WILL BE BETTER
And your marriage is rich in feelings!

Congratulations, congratulations
From the heart we are young
We wish you happiness, joy
200 years for you for two,
Bunch of cute kids
Kind, gentle, big
Both girls and boys
And all this for two.
Happiness, joy, smiles.
So that before the wedding is golden
You lived without mistakes
Becoming a big-big family
So that all joys, sorrows
You divided in half
So that insults are not remembered.
Let it shine for you everywhere
The sun is kind and gentle.

Congratulations on your wedding day!
And I hasten to wish you
Make life with each other sweet
Give birth to a lot of guys!
More money in your bags
Let them last a lifetime!
And love, and happiness too,
"Glory! Bitterly!" - a scream is heard!

Not only to continue the race,
People are getting married in Russia.
Not to give birth, there are a lot of ladies,
We got married in our homeland! ..
But if you don't want marriage
To turn into a chain of fights,
Love each other at night
Give birth to your own baby!
Let the child be yours
From cereals it is strong and curdled,
Cement in a solution as weak as,
Married, dear, be of good cheer:
Now "in captivity" multiply!

Gau say "Husband is a unit",
And “zero is a wife,” they say.
Everything from how they become in a row
Two digits - can change,
When the wife comes to the house
Daughter-in-law with tact and conjecture -
She, after her husband, becoming zero,
The wife makes ten.
A stupid wife before her husband
Zero becomes forward.
And the count goes backwards
And the result is, of course, worse.
I drink to
So that with a good sense
Wife, sharing life with her husband,
Led him to high numbers
But it didn't go to zero!

So that there is no quarrel or anger in the house,
So that the welcome guests visit the house,
So that there is fun with laughter,
So that even longing chokes on laughter.
So that there is no excess in your offspring,
And the norm for you is only 10 kids.
Let engineers, artists come out of them,
Teacher, writer and hockey players.
And if you want to have an astronaut,
Buy another one at the store.

If right in the middle of the wedding
Hooligans have come to you
Don't kick them out right away.
Maybe that's what we are.
You put us at the table
In those places where they ate little,
And the bottle we ourselves
We can easily open.
And while we are a tutor
With uncle policeman
Not caught, along with you
Let's be for the newlyweds
Eat salad and drink vodka!

It's time to grumble and stroke,
Cooking, darning and washing
Get along with other people's relatives
And lie to close relatives,
From the first birth to expect misfortune
And jealous to the blue
But they say it's happiness
So be happy too!

Congratulations to the newlyweds!
So that the days do not know gloomy!
We send you a friendly hello,
May you live in happiness for many years!
We wish you to live in your apartment,
"Volga" to have and "TU - 134".

Husband is a horse, wife is a horse.
I wish for order
To keep the horse smooth
So that the horse is like fire,
To go in a team together,
There was what was needed in the cart,
For the road to be long
And the team is not lazy.

Neither father nor mother, of course, knew
That daughter (name) with (name) walked.
We were sure that the daughter was in the gym,
Like a goat jumps, it pumps muscles!
Our groom, broad-shouldered, healthy, not frail,
The apartment has and paints the entrance,
To be pleased to enter there dear,
Where have you seen so much love for brides?
(name) courted (name) for a long time.
Friends admired her beauty.
Our fiance endured all the hardships from her,
These burning black eyes gave up!
Will leave his whims beyond the threshold
And she will be a beautiful (name) wife,
Cook dinner, wash clothes
And it will be behind (name) like behind a wall!
(surname) let there be a full hut,
And of course, call us to babysit.
Live well, live richly
Let joy settle in your house!

Fireplace, candlelight engagement,
Carriage, wedding and wedding,
Unity wedding rings
And happiness is quiet in the eyes!
We wish you love and happiness!
Let life be like a wonderful dream.
Live in peace and harmony.
An approximate pair of standard!

We wish you Alenka - a blue-eyed girl.
For Alenka, a brother is a boy Ignatik.
And catching up with the little brother, let the sister grow up - Paradise.
They will hang out with Zina, Galya, Valya and Marina,
Nadya, Olya, Kolya and, of course, with Tolya.
And you surprise us with Vitya, kind Yura, curly Mitya,
And the guys will go fasting (oh, those imps!)
Petya, Vasya and Valery, Gena, Alexey, Evgeny.
Let it be smaller - there will be Masha, and then Natasha will go,
Zoya, Polya and Stepan and the smallest - Ivan.
Raise these kids, and then - whoever you want!
We also wish a young couple
Survive to the golden wedding
And so that the great-grandson of Borka
Shouted at the wedding "Bitter!"

A wedding is a happy and joyful event for the newlyweds, their parents and friends. According to tradition, congratulations to the young couple are heard at this celebration. Increasingly, instead of long table speeches, guests make wedding congratulations with a joke that defuse the situation and relieve the tension that is present at such ceremonies.

Choose comic congratulations for the wedding - and congratulate the bride and groom on their marriage. The main thing at the same time is to observe the measure and not offend anyone, because a wedding is a joyful event, and you should not overshadow it.

Funny congratulations on the wedding

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Congratulations on your wedding day
And I want to wish
you second half
Take it entirely.

Change "plus" to "minus"
Will never succeed
It is only important to decide
Who is the neck, who is the head.

And I want a wedding
You better remember
So that anyone in life is "bitter"
Kiss to fix!

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Be healthy, live richly,
As far as ... your salary will allow you.
But know: the salary is always not enough,
Shake all the ancestors - they will add to you.
Your parents have doubled
Love them more, stay longer.
Don't be afraid of booties, don't be afraid of diapers -
Have boys, have girls.
But children bother parents
Throw them to grandmothers - they will bring them up.
But most of all we wish, however,
So that your marriage does not have a marriage!

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That's all - no freedom to be seen,
They are now husband and wife.
We are in a hurry, friends, to wish you
Always be a team!
Substitutes do not need players
And arbitrators are also not needed.
We wish you strong fetters,
So that together until the gray hair.
And let your team grow
Junior roster is expanding.
Happiness will find you, friends, everywhere,
Only you honor the family charter.

Funny congratulations on the wedding can be said as toasts at the table, or can be performed in the form of couplets. Another option is to read cool congratulations on your wedding day by playing funny scenes with the presentation of gifts to the newlyweds.

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I wish that on your marriage
There was a "quality mark" big!
To bring love you torch
Before your wedding golden.
I wish you eternal burning
One love, but for two,
Health, Vigor, Patience
And all the joys of the earth!

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Discordant ranks of bachelors
With your wedding, they have thinned a lot.
Let friends be a little sad in their souls,
But wish you week after week

Loving each other, catching every breath
And there is no place to find yourself in separation.
Somewhere to argue, somewhere to make a fuss,
But still shake hands lovingly.

Walking through life, not straying, to the beat,
So that hearts beat in one sonata,
So that in the magic and mystery of love
Two destinies, as if in an eternal dance, merged.

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Let's have fun, let's rejoice!
Let the wine sparkle, we don't have to be bored!
At this super wedding, in the circle of super guests
Let's have fun and everything will be OK!
Let's take a super bride and a super groom
We will get them super gifts from the bag!
And together we wish them a house full of children!
Oh, not home yet? So everything will be OK!
Let's have fun, let's rejoice
Let's say the word: "Bitter" shout thirty times!
Invite us to your golden wedding!
And everything in your life will be just the highest class!

Comic wedding congratulations.

This celebration is impossible to imagine without humor and jokes that create an atmosphere of fun. Congratulations with humor on the wedding day can be written on posters and decorate with them the room where the holiday will take place. And you can use funny congratulations when designing a wedding wall newspaper, accompanying them with no less amusing photographs.

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We wish you a long and joyful life:
Wife to be cheerful, and husband - to laugh!
And in life family soul don't get old
Wife to be beautiful, and husband - to want!
And it is necessary, of course, to give birth, to educate:
Wife to become a mother, and husband - to plow!
But in general, we wish, well, what to say,
Wife to be loved, and husband to love!

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All you guys got it
After all, they became husband and wife.
And for the husband - no partying,
Rare but fun drinking.

Start hoarding
Forget the cool car
What did you want for many years -
Everything, there is no money for this.

For the wife: borscht and meat,
In the summer - stocks for the winter.
And all year - socks, socks ...
(So as not to die of longing).

What's happened? Are you not afraid?
And unite even stronger?
So you found each other
The best husband and wife!

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Congratulations on your wedding!
Be the master, groom!
Let there be no trouble
None in your house!

Be the hostess, bride!
The best borscht in the world
And the hearth of family love
Take care of the days and nights!

I wish you a lot of happiness
And a big bag of money.
To have a daughter
And a pretty son!

How to congratulate the newlyweds with humor?

Cool congratulations to the wedding, you can send to young people in SMS or a letter by e-mail. And you can place comic wedding congratulations on the pages of the heroes of the occasion in social network. Choose the verses you like the most - and congratulate your relatives or friends.

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We want to wish you
smile more often
And into each other every day
Fall in love again!
Always share equally
Joy, worries
And add some strength
Work storks!

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We congratulate you on your wedding,
We send you an order immediately:
Honey life so that it was all
Wife to give birth to a son
So that the husband does not go to the left,
To love one wife!

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We want the music to sound
To not be bored together.
Let there be twins for a start -
We will bring you a wheelchair.
We can wish you a lot
But we repeat again and again:
And here's what we want -
Advice to you, happiness and love.

Funny congratulations on the wedding in prose

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Dear newlyweds!
The husband is the ship and the wife is the rudder. We wish your family ship not to drown in the sea of everyday problems, swim out of any whirlpool and reach a safe harbor.
Good luck, young people!

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Congratulations! The wedding day is not only the date of marriage, but also the beginning of the development of new professions: the builder of a cozy nest, the cook who prepares delicious and healthy food, the supplier, the psychologist who knows how to find the necessary compromises in life, and the most important vacancy - the parents of mischievous kids ! And we hope that you will cope with all of them perfectly!

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All those present undoubtedly know the nine commandments: do not kill, do not steal, do not commit adultery, honor your parents, etc. Do you know the commandments of the feast? Let's remember them! First: a sober person at a wedding is a spy; being at a wedding and not being drunk is a sin. Second: drink a little, but drink it all. Third: whoever gets drunk well will remember well. Let's raise our glasses to these time-tested commandments and vow never to violate them for the sake of the happiness of our newlyweds!

Congratulations on your wedding day!
Now do not live carelessly!
We wish you health, trust,
Love without lies, hypocrisy!
We wish heirs soon
And in the bedroom, forget about the quarrel!

Congratulations on your wedding day!
And I hasten to wish now
More money to be enough
Build a villa on the island!
And on the car, on the cool one,
For an exclusive downtime!
You are the most beautiful, you are great,
Builders of your destiny!

Congratulations to the newlyweds
We wish them love and happiness
Husband to obey his wife
And love her alone
And the wife - to give birth to children,
Dear, glorious rascals!
We are waiting for heroes from you
And beautiful daughters.
And we also wish you
To be young forever
Us for a golden wedding
Don't forget to invite.

Congratulations, young people, and I wish you different things:
Silent mother-in-law, safe mother-in-law,
Good father-in-law, to sponsor you with finances,
Well, father-in-law to invest in you too.

On the wedding day, everyone wishes happiness,
To make life very beautiful
And I wish you to fly in the clouds,
To have a hut - not on chicken legs,
A mink coat, not a polar fox,
Money without an account and without end,
Children - you can have a couple, well, or three,
So that the husband, on the orders of his wife, “make a stand”
And so that the wife always pleases,
Did not saw in vain and did not scream
And so that both are equal in the family,
Happy wedding day, friends, we congratulate you!

Happy wedding day, happy wedding day guys
Let there be money in the house,
Nights so that from now on they do not sleep,
And they gave birth to beautiful children!
I wish you passionate love
And a strong, awesome family!

Young, I'm sorry
Take advice from the old-timers -
You have a long way to go
Until the wedding golden!
You will remember the motto:
In any dispute - a compromise!
Husband hold on to wife
And everything will be "hit"!

Be healthy, live richly,
How much will your salary allow you to.
But know that the salary is always not enough -
Shake all the ancestors - they will add to you.
Your parents have doubled
Love them more, stay longer.
Do not be afraid of pipettes, do not be afraid of diapers.
Have boys, have girls.
But children bother parents.
Throw them to grandmothers, they will bring up.
But most of all I wish, however:
So that there is no marriage from your marriage.

Congratulations on your wedding
Let love and passion burn in you.
Let family life spread smooth,
So that children are not divided and power is in the house.
You are so sweet and gentle
How fresh flowers bouquet.
So let your days be adjacent.
Do without scandals of ballistic missiles.

Congratulations on your wedding day!
It's time for you to change your priorities:
You loved dates and flowers,
Now learn how to cook borscht, meatballs...

A loud wedding today we sing and dance,
Today our young people create a family!
Costumes, expensive dresses, beautiful roses,
We seriously wish the bride and groom this!
Passion, love, let the eternal soul warm,
Let the stork fly into your house more often!
We sincerely wish you unearthly happiness,
On a holiday on this until you drop, we thump!

Newlyweds, congratulations
And I present a wish:
Live together always together
To do this, you need a little
So that the husband gives flowers to his wife,
Got paid on time!

Well, the wedding has thundered,
All the guests are sitting at the table!
I want to live easily and boldly!
Don't believe the rumors about
That life is different after marriage
Routine, everyday life is waiting -
Let life remind a fairy tale!
May all good things come!

And now the mother-in-law will congratulate
What is now called mother!
And, of course, this mother
Doesn't need ads!
Give your love
Mother-in-law hurry now!
Like your mother-in-law,
And call me mommy!
We give the word to the father-in-law
What takes the daughter-in-law into the house!
Congratulations to the young
Whatever he wants, he wants!
Everything is fine, but now,
Father-in-law will make us all happy!
And, of course, congratulate the young!
Instructions will leave ...

Congratulations to the newlyweds,
Be happy always!
Bring more in your beak
For a family nest!
Help clean feathers
And raise chicks
Don't feel sorry for each other
Tenderness, gifts and flowers!

This wedding is loud noisy to walk away,
Break all the glasses, start a fight!
We want to wish young people health, happiness,
Until dawn we will dance!
Everything in the family is always so that it is fat, with finances so that it is peaceful,
Love each other forever, let the passion be endless!
Let the cry of a child break the silence all the time,
Mom and dad keep sleeping all the time at night!

You have put on the fetters of marriage,
Ringed forever.
But this is happiness, in fact,
After all, you are now one family.
Wife, you always cook delicious,
And my husband - help in the household.
And let it be cozy in the house,
So that it was not a house, but simply a paradise!

Know how to cherish love
Doubly cherish over the years.
Love is not sighs on the bench
And not moonlight walks.
Everything will be: slush and powder!
After all, life must be lived together!
Love is like a good song
And the song is not easy to put together.

We give money to young people!
Here is copper money for you,
So that you are not poor!
Here's your silver
To be good to you!
Here's your paper money
So that you go important!

I congratulate you on your wedding day,
And I want to give you:
CARROT - to sleep smartly!
ONION - so that there is no separation!
MUG - so that they love each other!
SOAP - so that the house is clean and cozy and cute!
UNLOCKING - for the first Alenka!
Rattle - for Andryushka,
kerchiefs - for the twins Irinka and Marinka,
SWIMS - for Slavochka,
TOYS - for Nastya,
PUMPS - for the twins Mishka and Grishka,
PANTS - for the fifth son,
SOCKS - for the last daughter.

The best wedding I've ever seen
I had to drink bitterly there,
From great love children will be born,
So that you can babysit more often!

What do you young people want?
To forgive each other for insults,
A wife so that her husband does not beat with a rolling pin,
And for the husband to be comfortable with his wife.
Love each other young
No wonder you are so beautiful!
And you do not look at others at all -
Only each other, dear, live!

We want to wish a young couple today,
To give you a lot of money
To buy a summer house near Moscow after the wedding,
And don't forget Lexus.
So that you fly to Hawaii every year,
They brought about ten kids,
So that food is consumed by all means of the highest grade,
So that you don’t have a life, but just a song.

Let the wedding train carry the couple into the distance,
Let the bachelor life be not a pity
Let the hearts beat like wheels
And let the eyes shine like headlights!
And let the voice of a tender wife be like a beep
Wakes up in the morning and at night, in the midst of darkness.
And let the kids run like wagons -
Everything is behind you, they do not lag behind.
And let the train of marriage rush forward
Passes recklessly any turn
And let the fuel "Happiness" not run out,
Your path will be long and easy!

We wish you to have everything that the years give!
Do not change gold for copper,
So that a million - for petty expenses
And a billion - to have something else!
An apartment so that it is more beautiful and bigger,
And a big table for dear guests!
And, most importantly, under your own roof
Have happy joyful children!

Why are you in such a hurry
And soon joined the family?
Who will we hang out with?
Weekend spend?
Young, to be honest,
We know the recipe for happiness:
Don't forget about friends
Often invite guests
Take godfathers to you
Very often at christenings,
We wish you to give birth
Ten daughters and three sons!

Advice and love will tell you today
And we will celebrate your wedding in a cool way,
Well, toastmaster, pour brandy,
It's not scary that it was our groom,
Take care of your love like a treasure
Cash in the safe so that there is a lot,
So that there are no quarrels with the massacre,
And let there be no dispute between you,
Who takes out the garbage, only peacefully decide,
Neighbors so that you do not knock on the wall,
It's great to be in any question,
And the stork brings you many children!

Marriage is not easy
Marriage is a young thing.
Kohl decided to live together,
So, so be it.

Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts!
To have babies
House, car, yacht, cottage,
Happiness, loyalty and luck.

So that life does not separate
To be married forever.
So that there is more - so much ...
And today it's just: Bitter!

Marriage is an interesting thing
He's not for everyone.
After all, this is a great science -
Someone to endure at night
And with someone to be all weekend
And cook dinner together
At the same time, always understanding
What is it - for many years.
We wish you no troubles
Live life in harmony.
Without quarrels and constant resentment
Love each other immensely.