Statuses about love for family and friends. Quotes about loved ones

Every ship needs a harbor. Every person has a home. No matter how extravagant adventurers we may be, no matter how our soul strives for adventures to which the road calls us, it is very important for all of us to know that there is a place where they love and wait for us, they will always accept us, they will not condemn us, where we are simply welcome . Our brothers and sisters, parents and children are our abode, our harbor in the raging ocean of passions and vicissitudes of life. Life is sometimes merciless to us, it beats, teaches, leads through thorns to the stars. Our path is not always strewn with rose petals, much more often we walk on broken glass. Every traveler needs a stop to gain strength, to remember who you are and what you really want on this Earth. Even the highest flying bird has a nest. Our close, dear people are our amulet, a ray of good light, a beacon that helps to light the way for our rebellious heart.

Every ship needs a harbor. Every person has a home.

How many of you ... My relatives ... how many couples loving eyes... I know ... You will be waiting for your granddaughter, daughter, sister ... I will come. With pain for you. I will hug, snuggle and close my eyes... and only then will I laugh... And maybe then someone will raise a toast... for me, and for you, and for the churchyard.

I look like the pages, of blessed memory

And what I find there, do not diminish me.

My childhood is bright - in the hands of the balls!

And happy relatives, don't lie to me

My school years are a bright time!

And it seemed far, to the "last"

Before last call to falling in love.

Warm youth has come - inspiration!

That's all relatives gathered, because marriage

AND a happy family, is formed!

Children, home, work, life - there was everything.

The years fly by so quickly, I wouldn't cry.

And events became suddenly, more in memory.

And the soul-crushing sound, more often indulges.

Gray-haired relatives… Thinned…

And life has no armor, we are all sinners.

I look like the pages, good memory

Carefully "put" what I got.

Let my relatives grow, replenish!

Memory space for them is saved!

Can't really
native person be
indifferent to your
feelings, your
experiences ... When
truth value feelings
people, no pride... no
some principles ... nothing
no, except for the fear of doing
hurting family and friends
to a person ... When
really appreciate you can
somewhere to step on the throat
your feelings, your
desires ... if only he
it was nice…
In difficult times when
there seems to be no way out
the ground is slipping away from under your feet
to be close in truth
family and friends...

Relatives by blood, may be strangers,
When in their heart, there is no warmth for us at all.
And people passers-by will become family,
Opening our souls, in the hour of misfortunes and troubles.

With relatives by blood, we have a common ancestor,
For us it is important, makes them.
But we are not always with them, it's easier and easier,
Sometimes faster, we will understand strangers.

When there is a kinship of souls - people dear to us,
Even if there is blood in them, not native runs.
Light and warm, we will be next to them,
After all, the heart with the soul, we lie to them.

The trouble of the lonely breaks faster
And we are looking for those who are close to us in soul.
And they need us, making us stronger in spirit,
It will save you from longing, in times of trial, an evil hour.

Not everyone loves me, relatives by blood,
Not everyone is close to me and not everyone is close to me.
But in their difficult hour, I am not setting conditions,
I will always try to save from longing ...

There are people who touch the soul.
In different ways, who is gentle, who is cruel.
With some it is good to be silent in silence.
It's lonely even with others.
One stabs us in the back.
Substitutes unexpected bandwagon.
Another will prove that friendship is God's gift.
And he loves us seriously, not pretend.
And the third are sent by fate itself.
And disinterestedly give us their experience.
They are in joy and in sorrow with you.
Always ready to call for help.
They are not allowed to poke a finger in a cripple.
Offend the artist with a bitter word.
To reproach the poet with a mean mockery.
To humiliate the Creator with a stupid dispute.
Only the one who is in this mercantile age.
Neither spirit nor body is rented out.
Here he is that rare person,
Who can be safely entrusted with fate.

The world will not become different -
The world does not give birth to troubles.
He is always alone
With those who are not in it.
He went over the edge
Dislocated soul ridges ...
In it and your land -
Brighter than your fate
On the images of the saints
The world continues to be.
In the world of your relatives -
You keep on living.
One step away from emptiness
In a moment from the power of evil ...
The world hides dreams
Sower of good.

Once I got drunk in the late nineties. Went tenth Longayland. A wonderful cocktail. You don't understand anything when you drink. You don’t understand anything when you come to your senses after a couple of days. In general, I was very warm that evening. Suddenly, a man appeared nearby. We got loose. It turned out that he left for Israel as a child, but now he often visits Russia. I told him funny story told (printed it on Facebook a long time ago) and he told me too. Sad. I remember how he started it:

“You don’t understand, but in the 70s they left forever”

And it's true. This is a very scary and some kind of alien phrase for the present time. Leave forever. Just imagine that you decide to study in America, run habitually to your grandmother, chatting something about the excessive usefulness of overseas sciences, about new experience, but there is no face on her. Looks at you, as if he wants to get drunk on you, and grows old right before his eyes. She knows she will never see you again. Never.

Yes, and you suddenly become empty and cold from this. Unbearably empty. Unbearably cold. Just look at the person close to you now. You will understand everything. Even in prison, visits are allowed and most have the right to return home someday. Those who emigrated from the USSR had neither rights nor hopes. Therefore, they tried to leave families and generations. Drama under such an inhuman system was inevitable.

Sofia Yakovlevna decided to stay. Her son Misha and his wife Tanya decided otherwise. Fifteen-year-old grandson Lenechka, who was raised by Baba Sonya, was not particularly asked by anyone, maybe for the better, a child should not be offered such a choice. Won't stand.

Why did she stay? Because of grandfather Kolya. She loved him, but he did not want to leave. Having raised Misha as a native, he, of course, did not become a Jew from this, although several times he diligently cleaned the nostrils of everyone who only thought of saying “Jewish face” to any of his members. new family. Grandfather Kolya, by the way, was not a devout Bolshevik, rather the opposite, and he treated Misha and Tanya's departure without anger, but bitterness. He had two children of his own, but how often does it happen if you love a woman with all your inner world, then you gradually begin to love her children in the same irrepressible and boundless way, sometimes even more than your own, but born from unloved person. Well, and Lenechka ... Lenechka was generally very dear to him. When they began to leave around, grandfather Kolya remembered how in the war he came under shelling and one of the platoon remained alive. He waited for each flying projectile then, as the last.

Every time Misha and Tanya ran to visit them, he was afraid that they would say: "We are leaving." Because of this fear, he even asked them several times not to come, referring to his illness. But you can get away from a fragment, you can’t get away from fate. That evening everyone was crying, except Sofia Yakovlevna. Or rather, she was crying inside. Nobody saw it.

The rest tried to prove to themselves that there are no hopeless situations, that everything will work out somehow, they lied desperately to themselves. Only for real brave people look the truth straight in the eyes.

Misha, Tanya and Lyonechka left. Grandfather Kolya looked after the plane for a long time, as if hoping that it would turn around, and Lyonechka looked out the window. He immediately asked his parents to call him now only Lenya.

Letters flew. The authorities then did everything to cut people off from each other and even phone call abroad became a huge problem. You can't dial Tel Aviv from home. special place special time, it’s difficult for young people, and even for old people. That means letters. Long and short, warm and cold, rare and frequent. How many lives have people lived different sides borders in these slips of paper sent from one life sentence to another.

Tears inside is the strongest poison. Three years later, Sofia Yakovlevna fell ill. The sun moves especially fast across the sky before sunset. Misha broke his arm just at the same time, and so unsuccessfully that now he could only type letters on a typewriter. Each time in the letter he apologized that they could not get in touch, he worked in some suburb and only appeared at home on weekends, and then infrequently. Yes, and Sofia Yakovlevna was no longer able to go to the telephone exchange. So, only lines and letters. She could no longer always read, she listened more to her grandfather Kolya in the role of the Israeli information bureau. Baba Sonya kept letters on the nightstand by the bed, sometimes she picks them up and sleeps with them. So she died with the leaves in her dried palm.

Grandfather Kolya then nevertheless reached telephone exchange and called. Lenechka said nothing to him again. I couldn't.

His dad Misha did not break his arm. He foolishly drowned in the January Sea six months ago. Just when my grandmother suddenly fell ill, almost to the day. No one had the strength to tell Baba Sonya the truth. And having learned that she didn’t have long left, they decided with her mother to come up with a story about her hand and about working in the suburbs. Grandfather Kolya was also not told anything, of course. Lenechka began to write for himself and print for his father. A couple of weeks after the death of Sophia Yakovlevna, the last letter came from her.

The mail is sometimes so ruthless.

The letter was to Lenechka. It found him in the army. It was only four sentences, written in uneven, breathy handwriting.

“Thank you, my beloved Lenechka, for the “daddy’s” letters. I always told Misha to learn from you how to write without mistakes. Don't leave grandpa. He loves you so much. Grandmother".

Quotes. Lenechka cried. inside. There was an endless Arab-Israeli war. And they don't cry in war.

Grandfather Kolya Lenechka waited. Ten years. They both did their best.

Lenechka apologized for loading me up and somehow quietly disappeared. Or maybe it was just that Long Island was so merciless.

Family is strength

Poverty is not a vice. The poverty of relatives is a vice.
Missing your family is not so bad. Worse - when you miss their absence.
The less often relatives call me, the more money they probably have.
Like it or not, but sometimes a good friend is better than any relative.
They say that you can get along with any neighbor, unless it is someone from your family.
The advantage of a rare surname, whatever it may be, is that you will definitely recognize a relative.
Remember that having a sincere and caring relative is a rarity.
Folk wisdom says that if you have money or housing, your longevity annoys everyone.

Relatives as punishment

Bad relatives are not only an eternal frustration, but also an option for status. Make your moves beautiful!

Any problem needs to be solved, and to speak hurtful words means to be weak.
It's bad when good husband You have to pay by communicating with his relatives.
Relatives, like friends, are known in trouble.
It's a shame that people whom I once considered close have turned into a generator of advice that I don't need.
What a pity that we do not choose our brothers and sisters ...
Unfortunately, envy frequent occurrence between relatives.
Of my relatives, I respect only my mother. And, you know, that's enough for me.
Talk about family happiness either absolutely necessary strangers, or no one.

native and not so

A person who is related to you by blood and at the same time is a friend is a real rarity. He probably deserves the status of a relative with meaning.

I look at my relatives and think: how do people not shy away from us in general ...
Bonds are not important. The main thing is support and mutual respect.
The family can be large, or it can consist of one person. Think about it.
Finding someone similar to you in interests at a gathering of relatives is priceless.
Yes, they are not the richest and not the most educated. But I know that they are behind me a mountain!
Having many different uncles and aunts is bad. If they all need to give gifts.
They say that you need to talk about what worries you in time, because then it may be too late. So, dear sisters and brothers, you will definitely get what you deserve!
Happiness is when you like your own men even more than the man himself.

When life turns to war

Statuses about the husband's relatives with meaning should be as subtle as possible and, at the same time, hit the bull's-eye. We have created a selection of just such!

Sometimes you want to thank fate for fleetingly met people, and sometimes - to curse for a single mother-in-law.
I so want to believe in karma and the fact that I endure this for good reason ...
It is bad when you love your husband so much that you are ready to endure all his relatives.
Only those mothers-in-law who understand how difficult it is for their daughter-in-law at the beginning of time can bear the title of “mother”.
When communicating with relatives of the spouse, it is better to remain silent. But even here you run the risk of being too talkative.
I'm definitely not a writer, but if I were asked to describe my mother-in-law and father-in-law, I would scribble a whole book.
When I got married, I realized that gossips are not only on benches ...
It's good that there are other people to communicate with, besides my husband's relatives.

When you are the only normal relative

Problems communicating with his mother or brother? No problem! After all, there are statuses about the husband's relatives with meaning.

I wouldn't mind leaving, let alone Cote d'Azur, but also to any place not to see your faces!
Wish you for long years life, but only without me.
Parents are not chosen, sorry, not only their own.
A holiday with his family is a real school of survival.
It's not that I don't want to go to you, it's just that my flower got sick. You see, I sit and wipe his snot.
The closer the time of their arrival, the more difficult it becomes to breathe ...
I have already seen his mother. I'm afraid marriage must be postponed. Maybe a year, maybe two, maybe a few dozen years.
You know, I am ready to pay any money not to hear your overvalued advice. Better let life teach...

Cry from the heart

Ideal people do not exist, as, in principle, ideal relatives do not exist. Especially from a loved one. Statuses about bad relatives of a husband with meaning never lose their relevance.

I have nothing to communicate with those who are poor in soul.
I used to think that no one is able to piss me off in 5 minutes. She got married and changed her mind.
They say that the mother-in-law is the second mother, but somehow my mother does not hate me, in my opinion.
Beware of friendly mothers-in-law - this is how they usually hide a truly dark soul.
Every woman wants her daughter to find a better husband than a father. But not a single woman thought that their son would find a wife better than his mother ...
I never knew how to manipulate, but a little more, and his mother will show in practice absolutely all the subtleties of this matter.
In fact, the husband's relatives are nice and friendly only on the first day of their acquaintance, and even then not always.

Get out of conflicts correctly: without words, but with status!

Close people most often fall into the difficult role of the keepers of our dirty secrets.

Most of all I hate people whose deeds contradict their words! Especially if it is also relatives or relatives. It is embarrassing and painful from such a relationship.

How to understand that a person has become close to you? If you no longer look closely at each other, then the barrier is broken.

You understand most clearly how cruel life is in those moments when it separates you from people who are good and close to your heart.

Best Status:
If, in the process of communicating with a person, you suddenly realize that you are no longer striving to consider him more closely, then you are like-minded people.

Some words cannot be forgotten, just as some actions cannot be forgiven. That is why often the closest people can become nothing to us.

From a sense of self-preservation at a time when it seems to you that a feeling of love is spreading throughout your body, remember the most unpleasant moments of past romances. That way you won't let people hurt you.

If you do not hesitate to slander about people close to you, be prepared for the fact that they may turn out to be much more talented inventors.

Close people will never say "whatever you want." Your loved ones will never let you go.

Genuinely close person grateful just for being who he is.

The poor man is hated even by his close ones, but the rich man has many friends.

Close ones are valued less when they are close.

I must confess that my relatives arouse the liveliest disgust in me. This happens, apparently, because it is impossible to endure when others have the same shortcomings as you.

Everything will be fine as long as there are close people around.

Today, complete harmony reigns in our family in the morning: the baby took Vrednolin, mom - Stervozol, and dad - Papazol. Everyone is happy!

A native person is not necessarily a member of your family ... Anyone who cares about our experiences and troubles, who will always listen and give useful advice who will understand and say that everything will be fine.

A friend is a person who believes in you even when you have already lost faith in yourself.

Intimacy is like wine: the longer the exposure, the higher the value.

It's a shame that close people often listen to people from the outside and draw incomprehensible conclusions ...

God gave us relatives. Thank God we choose our friends!

It is better to give yourself away in parts to friends and relatives than to get stuck in a dead end, but whole.

Kinship and friendship have great power.

If close people do not know how to appreciate us, then there is no point in cherishing them!

And how to love your neighbor if he resists?

Friends restore our faith in ourselves when we have almost lost it.

People spread rumors when they don’t know how else to explain why someone succeeds and they don’t.

There is no greater duty than to help your neighbor.

Do not reject people who want to be with you, they may be the only ones who will stay with you in the most difficult moments life.

That's why people have so much evil, self-interest and stinginess? My beloved daddy has already been thrown on the payroll so many times. But those people do not even think that his family is starving somewhere.

Friends are the family that we choose ourselves.

With each person we communicate in absolutely different ways, if these are people close to us.

The poor man is hated even by his close ones, but the rich man has many friends. - King Solomon

Respect your neighbors! Don't die on Friday!

The attraction of minds, gives respect. The attraction of souls, gives friendship. The attraction of bodies, gives passion. The sum of three attractions gives love.

Wherever you are, whoever you become, do not disgrace those who raised you!!!

The family is one of the masterpieces of nature.

I turned on the music, I dance in headphones, and only then I see that the door is open. The whole family stands and ugora over me!

Don't read manuscripts to your wife. Read only to very close people. — Boris Zamyatin

To live your life not in vain, make sure that you have already told all the dearest and most beloved people how dear they are to you not only in words, but also in deeds.

It is good to visit relatives and friends, but not to live near them. — Thomas Fuller

If people are created for each other by fate, then no matter how they leave, fate will still bring them together ...

My family is strange: dad talks to his car, mom with flowers, sister with cats, I'm the only normal one with a computer and a phone.

Do not shout about love, let only the closest people know about your happiness)

The relatives are far away, the distant are close, so you go to the distant. – Emil Krotky

Only a very close person knows how clenched his teeth are behind his lips stretched into a smile.

You never love loved ones as much as when you risk losing them.

People become close not when they start sleeping together, but when they stop trying to impress each other...

Your husband left you, problems at work, conflicts with children. Well, to hell with him, but hot water gave.

Yesterday's loved one becomes a passer-by ...

The relatives are far away, the distant are close, so you go to the distant.

We think least of our loved ones when they are there, and we suffer the most when they are gone.

- This is unfair: close people are far away, distant people are close! - And the close ones are everywhere!

How sad it is to understand that all close people are not so close.

The Lord brings into your life certain people for certain reasons, and removes them from your life for even more valid reasons.

A truly close person is one who understands your past, believes in your future, and now accepts you for who you are ...

Your immediate environment is yourself.

No one is closer to his grave than he who digs it to his neighbor.

Close people always seem narrow-minded. – Leonid Leonidov

All people are like people ... They call their ex when they are drunk ... And I, a dibiloid, called my mother.

For me you are the closest person in the world, I love you And know that you are mine forever!

Appreciate, love and respect the people who are dear to you ...

We are tied to life by those to whom we serve as a support.

Know how to appreciate the one who cannot live without you. And do not chase those who are happy without you ...

Your child has matured if, to the question: “What to give?”, He answers: “Give money.”

I was the happiest when I walked down the street in your big jacket, holding your hand. I love you brother!

The closest person for a woman is her child. Because, only he saw her heart from the inside ...

The most painful blow is delivered by close people, just like the one who is next to you will never miss ...

There are a lot of those with whom you want to be close, but few with whom you want to be close.

How nice it is when people themselves realize that they are no longer worthy of being my friends and leave.

I love my grandmother, for her I am always thin.

Real tears happen only when the people closest to us leave us ...

People usually torture their neighbors under the pretext that they wish them well.

It is good to visit relatives and friends, but not to live near them.

Sometimes those whom we have been looking for so long are much closer than we thought.

Never go back to the past - it kills you precious time. History doesn't repeat itself, people don't change. Never wait for anyone, do not stand still. Just go ahead, don't look back. People who need you will definitely catch up with you.

It is worth returning only those people who left through our fault.

Parents are sacred, they are the closest people, and you were brought up ... you have to give everything for them ...

Sometimes the people closest to us hurt us...

It is much easier to travel through life if there is a person you love nearby.

When people close to you get sick, you begin to understand how many secondary things are in life ...

The person close to you can hurt more than someone else. He knows where to hit.

Love finds joy in any stupidity if it is shared with you by a loved one!

A wedding is not a cause for excitement, it is a great occasion to gather all those people who are dear to you!

- Mom, mom, the sobering-up station burned down! - How do you know? - Dad goes and sings: "Enemies burned their own hut."

Close people always seem narrow-minded.

The only thing you have to worry about is the family, and let the rest worry by itself!

Close people are not ex ...

If you need to explain to a loved one, then you don’t need to explain. – Grigory Landau

Want snowy winter... the smell of spruce ... bright lights ... nearby, so that the closest people would be ...

Friends come and go, but an empty refrigerator remains.

The people closest to you give extraordinary happiness and cause wild pain ... Everything is mutually compensated ...

Habit is a terrible force. Grandma, when flipping through photos on an iPhone, slobbers her finger.

The people close to us are leaving. Do not realize that - forever, Do not exhaust all the pain of separation, And beats backhand - never.

The most terrible thing is when your close and dear people leave this earth ...

Happiness is not in dreams or hopes, it is in people close to us!

A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word that the wife does not say.

Don't read manuscripts to your wife. Read only to very close people.

People in whose eyes there is nowhere to fall lower are called friends ...

Family Day today in the world - how many of you are in the family, four? Let it become ten soon: More noise, din, songs! May the family grow and grow stronger. Never upset!

It is difficult to live apart from loved ones, not to be able to speak a language that can express the most subtle shades of feelings and sensations.

The Psychiatrist's Relatives is a free guide for research and practice.

Religion teaches that everyone on the planet is brothers and sisters. Yosya Rabinovich is my relative?

It's hard for me to control myself. Getting up early in the morning is hard. I like to eat heavily in the evenings. After drinking, he is drawn to exploits and a wild life. I offend almost all relatives mercilessly and unfairly. Change is powerless.

Happiness means that next to the spouse is sniffing in two holes. My happiness is that my relatives are alive, my relatives are healthy. Things with loved ones are in the background.

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When spouses swear, they begin to drag in relatives, relatives and friends, so that it would be more interesting to quarrel. Sometimes mutual acquaintances or work colleagues in absentia participate in family squabbles. The wife, unable to withstand the pressure of her husband, asks: “What prevented you from my dad? What did he do wrong?" “You,” retorted the betrothed.

The Almighty gives relatives to a person. People choose their friends on their own.

When you see a loved one or relative to the churchyard, then you will understand friends who have experienced grief.

Relatives are not chosen - outdated data. Newest technologies Vkontakte allows miracles to happen regularly and often.

Doesn't it piss you off when people ask you, "Do you have a brother or sister?" you answer no, and they tell you “fucking, but they look so similar”

A husband is someone who simply throws out the trash and believes that he has cleaned almost the entire house.

By the way, my brother does karate! - Think! My sister is taking care of your brother!

you know, despite the fact that I forgot it ... it doesn’t matter that something in my heart hurts ... it seems that everything has already passed ... and despite the fact that I already like the other ... it still hurts .. what is it? .. affection? -no, it passed ... love? - definitely not, it didn’t exist ... friendship? - I’m generally sure that there are no friends, there are only comrades .. and relatives ... I don’t know what it is ... probably just memories

She: will you give me?! He: no. It's bad. She: Well, that's what I want. Just lick once. Him: won't you suck? Her: I promise. He: well, take it in your pants. (my brother and sister. 7 years old. About lollipop: D

The only thing you have to worry about is the family, and let the rest worry by itself!

You can already put children and parents on VK, but I am 100% sure that in a year I will have great-grandchildren and great-great-grandchildren, and then I will find out that some Napoleon Bonoparte is my relative) and mark him)) xddd)

God gave us relatives. Thank God, we choose our friends ourselves...

Judging by how everyone is actively adding each other to the list of relatives, our city is one big Friendly family 🙂

Jealousy is the sister of love, just as the devil is the brother of angels

Brother will forget you - seeing the beauty, Sister will forget you - seeing the young man, Father will forget you - surrounded by worries, Only in the mother's heart - you will remain.

My dear Money! I miss you very much. I promise to buy you a new wallet. If you want, you can invite your relatives from Europe or America - I will not object. I will welcome everyone! Hope for see you soon!

- Mom, do you want tea? - Want! - So go and cook! - No tea! "Then lie down and be quiet!"

A friend is not just a person, it is a brother or sister that we choose ourselves))

I want summer!) Summer is when you don't remember what day of the week it is and what date it is today! summer camps, long trips to relatives, or just to the grandmother in the village! This is when you can spend the night with a girlfriend or friend, and not for one day! And your parents won't tell you anything, because TOMORROW IS NOT GOING TO SCHOOL!!! Summer is new acquaintances and pleasant memories for the whole year!

The main causes of most stresses and depressions in a person's life are: family, money and a family without money.

We have very a large number of friends, we have the most wonderful relatives! But we feel lonely, because there is not exactly the person who is needed the most!

And it also infuriates you when relatives ask: “Well, have you already found a fiancé?”

The phrase of relatives kills: - How are you there? Did you find the groom? And then my friends have such a guy growing ...

If there is only one child in the family, then he (s) is a big egoist (s). If there are 5 children in the family, then there is only one egoist in the family, and this is the father of the family.

My family is strange: dad talks to his car, mom with flowers, sister with cats, I'm the only normal one with a computer and a phone 😀

To live your life not in vain, make sure that you have already told all the dearest and most beloved people how dear they are to you not only in words, but also in deeds.

how insulting it is to receive all his abnormal relatives as a reward to a wonderful spouse ...

A friend is a relative chosen by us))

A person has 3 social circles: friends, classmates, relatives. And it's different for every circle.

In fact, if you have good brother or sister is great. Because bad brothers and sisters bring a lot of pain. Every day, trust me. And this pain can not be compared with the fact that the guy left you.

Sister: "Well, play hide and seek with me." Brother: “Okay, one, two, three, four, all the boys went faster.” And she's embarrassed

And I don’t have a lot of friends .. there is only a sister and a brother whom I believe!

The king gave bows to 3 sons and sent them to look for wives, the eldest hit the middle one in the ass, and the youngest one in his hand!))

Petrov decided to celebrate his mother-in-law's funeral modestly: close relatives, friends. Some fruit, champagne.

Only mine younger brother and my sister could come up with a game of war with socks! XD

For happy family life the character of the spouses is important, and for entertainment, only one pretty appearance is enough.

You are Russian - If your mother does not throw away expired cottage cheese, but makes cheesecakes out of it, If your grandmother dyes her hair in purple colour. If at the wedding of relatives adults shout “Bitter!” You are Russian, If you like to rub the crust of black bread with garlic ...

I can't control myself. I can't get up on time. I eat before bed. I behave horribly when I'm drunk. I lash out at relatives. I think all the time. crap.

It seems my family decided to play the game "The most curious relative of the day"

picture in the elevator: 2 children are standing, brother and sister are twins) the boy was scared of the dog .. and the little sister calms down “don't cry, Dimochka! the dog is not terrible (stroking Dima on the shoulder) ... well, in the end! you are a man!!!”

Dan Balan is a distant relative of the Russian derivative Dima Bilan)

Relatives are a group of people who are going to periodically count and have a tasty meal on the occasion of a change in their number.

And on whom only standing men get married? - Those whom they love, they marry.

sister (6 years old) to older brother: - I don't want to have children! do you know where they come from? I hate how babies are made! and you? brother: - I'm glad.))

A promise is a distant cousin of the cookie.)

if there is no difference between a man and a donkey, then they are relatives!

soon there will be not classmates.ru, but relatives.ru

The ideal family is when the husband does not know that I am coming to his wife!)

The family is one of the masterpieces of nature. George Santayana

I don’t know how it is abroad .. But here, a person who comes with a liter of vodka is considered a relative)))

Who has an older sister / brother and when you have a big fight with them, you say I won’t talk to you anymore and you start talking anyway :)

a guy of 16 years old is walking down the street, and his sister is 14 years old, both are eating ice cream. brother: fu, fuck shit, tastes like cum. sister: yeah. two surprised looks.

“Relatives gone crazy? Only calmness! In the future, you won’t surprise anyone with a family with strangeness.”

Marriage, marriage and family relations- this is a system thought out by society for the redistribution of material wealth from husbands to their wives and then to their children.

Who said that relatives are not chosen? Go to Contact - here even the impossible is possible: D

Do you suffer from the fact that your relatives ignore you?... Borrow money from them... buy a cozy house on the Black Sea coast!

The ideal relationship is if you ... quarrel like husband and wife, chat like best friends flirt like 16 year olds and take care of each other like brother and sister.

Two men deceived by one woman are somewhat related. :))

give me Topol M and I will show America Kuzka's mother, Kuzka's father and all Kuzka's relatives

“Napoleon read at a speed of two thousand words per minute (about 12,000 characters).” She and Tina Kandelaki are, in any case, distant relatives.

I love my husband and child. In general, I love my family 🙂

She was happy in her seventh month… 🙂

Yesterday I realized that the only advantage in the arrival of relatives is the feeling of relief and happiness when they leave :(

My uncle of the most honest rules, When he fell seriously ill, He gave himself an enema ... And then he could not pull it out ...

Commentators Gusev and Utkin know the most about football. Probably relatives.

Come to my meeting instead of mom! - I'm not like her! -So what? Relatives also go there. And you are my girlfriend, future wife!

Are you related to this lady? - Yes, but very distant: we were twelve brothers and sisters. I was the first child and she was the last.

Thanks to the new function in contact, I have so many relatives !!!

Dad, what does Aunt Klava do? - She's a musicologist. -No, a musicologist is an uncle, and she is a music witch)

Love for relatives is measured by distance ... today the distance is zero ... (((

Why is my brother a fool? "Because you're related to him..."

And I promised to be happy - I gave my word to my mother ...

Today, complete harmony reigns in our family in the morning: the baby took Vrednolin, mom - Stervozol, and dad - Papazol. Everyone is happy 🙂

I understood why the “relatives” function of Vkontakte is needed ... This is done so that the next morning after a hard booze you can remember not only your name, but also your parents, brothers, sisters and even children using the contact :-D

Getting married is a very serious step! When we quarrel with our parents, we don’t think that we need to look for new ones! So the husband should become a native little man! One for life! The main thing is not to make a mistake in choosing!

It wasn't until my wife started riding next to me that I realized true value term "hindrance on the right".

Spend every day of your life as if it were your last: lie on the bed, cough, gather your relatives, piss...

Holy Mother, Father Head, Brother Spin, Sister Pearl in the heart of a brother, Beloved Air, Children are the meaning of our life, But Friends is all in one !!!

they say that the administrators are close relatives of traffic cops ...

Of all my wife's relatives, I like me the most.

with the former as a brother and sister ... it turns out this is possible)

All sorts of people are added to VK, for interest I ask my mother who they are: and she, “this is your uncle”, “your aunt”, “your sister”, “your brother” How many relatives do I have? O_o

God gave us relatives. Thank God we choose our friends!

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Appreciate every moment when you are near!!! Give loved ones and friends love and joy!!!

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How nice it is to sit in the circle of the people closest to you!

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Sometimes, I go to the pages of people close to me and see the inscription "add to friends"

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Close friends are such special villainous "bastards" that heaven sends us to teach us humility. :)))

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The most understanding live so far...

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It's good to have loved ones around! Thank you!

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Life is too short and unpredictable. And it is precisely this quality of her that awakens in me the desire to please loved ones before it becomes too late.

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If you take care of your neighbors badly, then you will have to endure those far away.

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Those who have become very close to us will still disappear. In the meantime, they are with us, we must do everything possible to be remembered for a lifetime ...

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To start new life, it is necessary to cut off all relations with loved ones! Otherwise, life will not be given!

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Foreign cities take away the closest

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You will find Happiness when you can understand the Truth and become a life-giving source of inspiration and happiness for your loved ones, relatives and friends!!!

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Fatigue is not a reason to take it out on loved ones.

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... if your hand is in the hand of a loved one - this is not at all an indicator that there will never be a knife in it ...

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When close people say “I can’t take it anymore”, everything falls out of my hands. and the worst thing is that it’s like something breaks inside, and you don’t know how to help

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The main thing is the health of loved ones ... We will buy the rest.

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What we fear the most - usually happens to us. Therefore, do not be afraid to lose people dear to you.

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About 20 thousand of my close friends said that I exaggerate too much!

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It happens that close people do not notice what a simple passer-by understands at first sight.

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Give flowers to loved ones more often. After all, as a rule, we bring them already when the person has died.

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There are people close to us, and there are people close to us)))

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Close people, the love that we are able to feel, the very fact that we are alive ... There are few truly important things in the world!

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Only the closest person knows what is going on in your heart!

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Often, close relatives are much dearer than relatives)))

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The narrower the circle of those who understand, the wider the boundaries of understanding.

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Never reject an old friend or someone close to you, because you will not find someone who will take his place. true friendship- How is that good wine: the older, the stronger.

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Sometimes my relatives behave in such a way that it begins to seem to me that the employer is my closest person, and work is a cure for depression.

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My reflections are not in mirrors. They are in the hearts of my loved ones ...

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The most difficult thing in life is to lose a loved one, and even more difficult to learn to live again without him.

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Life does not make sense without a loved one, for us close parents and those whom we love, and this is something without which it is impossible to live! Take care of your loved ones!

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In vain, when we judge loved ones, the court is ruthless and dashing. We must live by forgiving people our opinion of them.

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In order not to blame yourself in life, do not make mistakes, do not run away from love, do not leave loved ones ...

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Sometimes we do not have time to tell people how much they are dear to us ...

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Sometimes the degree of closeness between people is determined by the degree of pain they can inflict on each other...

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The most valuable thing is not what we have in life, but those who we have in life!!!

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Don't ask me how I'm doing. If you are a person close to me, then you already know this. And if you are nobody to me, then I will never tell you the truth.

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“We don’t know how long we can be with the people we love the most… ENJOY!”

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Do not try to remake your loved ones! A person will not change according to your will - he will only begin to dodge, pretend and lie. So it's easier and easier. And change - no, never.

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When a loved one lies to you... Of course, your soul will not die from this. But the question has been going on from century to century ... "And if he is lying? ... Is he a close person ???

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It is very painful to lose loved ones who have become part of every day. They are so lacking in life.

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Don't believe the mirrors... they are false. Only love in the eyes of others is a true reflection.

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Love is an acute desire for happiness to a loved one ...

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Protect our family and friends, Lord. Save them from troubles and hardships. Always be there for those who we love, who are part of our lives.

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Time puts obelisks instead of dots. Thrown curses can not be returned back!
Close your eyes today to the flaws of your loved ones - Suddenly, eternity will close their eyes tomorrow ...
© zulnora

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A truly close person is grateful simply for the fact that he is such.

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Close is not the one who throws sms with affectionate words and the one who was next to Hard time. And it doesn’t matter whether he was silent or spoke, the main thing is that with this person you were calmer and easier.

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You don't have to have wings to fly. You need to have people in your life who will not let you fall.

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