Comic congratulations on the wedding is long. Unusual congratulations on the wedding - interesting for guests and newlyweds

With money handed

For a new family, money is most needed, so congratulations on the wedding (funny), with the delivery of money will be appreciated! Wishes can be said out loud or written by putting a completed message in an envelope. Funny congratulations will be remembered and cheer up, and donated cash will be spent by the newlyweds with pleasure!

No wonder they say that the first wedding night the newlyweds, locked in the bedroom ... consider gifts and count money!

According to the site, everyone is interested in what lies in the envelopes, and how much others love them, because the efforts made to the present directly prove their attitude to this solemn event. Someone gave a vase? This means that thoughts about how to please the newlyweds were not long and without enthusiasm. Did you give an envelope with a large bill inside and wishes in a hand-decorated piece of paper? It means that they appreciate you, are happy for you, and approached the presentation of the gift responsibly, with soul.

Why is it convenient to give money for a wedding?

• no need to "bother" with a gift, especially if you do not want a repetition. Why do young people need two tea sets or a tenth blanket? Collect? And money always comes in handy.
• money is always needed and useful. Maybe, new family saving up for an apartment or a car, planning to go somewhere or cover part of the cost of a wedding - celebrations are now very expensive. Or maybe by morning the newly-made spouses will fly away for their honeymoon! There the gift will quickly be spent ...

In any case, money is the most desired gift! It remains only to provide him with memorable words.

Present with money

Short congratulations on the wedding

Sometimes you don't need a lot of words! Let's find out what congratulations on the wedding (cool), with money, short and beautiful, the newlyweds will definitely like?

Do not sigh the groom, with an unhappy look!
And the bride, do not stand a pillar:
Yesterday you were two -
Today we have become a family!
What's there? Too late to get Borjomi?
Or do you not drink now?
Well, then your house
Happiness, yes love live!

To earn happiness in life
Gotta not give up
Yesterday, today and always
Enjoy life!

Don't be discouraged and don't be sad
Dividing the worries
You try and add
Work storks!

Now you have become one family. For everything together now in the answer. Well, peace and love. Wise advice. Do not be discouraged and always lean against each other. Remember: together you are stronger! Call to yourself more often, be hospitable, and so that you always have the same rich table as now.

We'll eat beer with cancer, vodka - pickled cucumber. We will celebrate to our heart's content, and the groom - keep up the good work! The main thing is that the wedding does not become a “marriage”, but in life everything works out, comes out from the heart! A direct road for young people, parents for quick grandchildren, a daughter-in-law for a good mother-in-law! Live together, rattle frying pans rarely, love hard!

Money as a gift

Get a pack of money
And a happy person!
Can be hidden as a stash
And with a supply to live forever!
You can immediately give them a job
Or spend it all wisely!
In short, be bold
No regrets afterwards!
We will give an envelope, here is happiness
And for us there is no doubt:
Our little contribution
Save your budget!

We offer about congratulations on the wedding (cool) with the presentation of money, watch the video, where they also hold various contests and games for guests. To be honest, sometimes the most strange and shocking. Of course, just give cash gift for young people it is not too fun, and it will not be remembered. The wedding should walk and sing until the morning, this is the main point!

We wondered and wondered together
What to give the newlyweds.
Here the ideas were
Lots of presents to give.

First, the Kamasutra.
Here is the start for a wise book
Philosophy of comforts in love.
This is so that the husband does not look for an affair
Wife, look every day.

Then - a rock.
Oh, what a necessary thing in the household
Definitely come in handy at least once.
You can roll the dough with it for pies
Or give an important thrashing.

Third, naked doll.
As a hint that we are waiting impatiently
For a family of young replenishment.
Let this doll be ordinary
It will become your future hello.

The fourth present is a bottle of cognac.
Soon the guests will be dancing
They will then go home
Have fun drinking together
May you have a happy night!

Fifth prize - piggy bank.
For a dream family to live beautifully,
You need to save money carefully.
Take a pig as a present
And do not forget to feed with coins.

The sixth gift is a deck of cards (prepared by yourself, with photos of the bride and groom)
Quiet evenings how to while away?
Yes, we can play cards.
Maybe throw a party for undressing -
So we decided to give you cards.

For the seventh gift - an umbrella
After all, there is no weather in the house more important
And all the past is just vanity.
Now everything is there for you except
Such a big and beautiful umbrella.
Well, perhaps that's all, we presented the presents
Now back to the table, there's deliciousness there!

In the bank

Money in the bank for a wedding with wishes

Wedding congratulations (funny) with money in the bank - a great idea, original way. Many give in ordinary envelopes and this has become commonplace. People see a beautiful or simple oblong envelope, they immediately have one thought: “The money was presented. I wonder how much is there? ”, And they try to determine the amount by light or by thickness.

How to arrange a gift with a jar? It's very simple: take the usual, you can the largest, three-liter jar, and fill it different denominations bills. You can fold them to make them look prettier from the outside. Top cover and seal with sealing wax, stick on top funny inscription: "To the newlyweds, in happy life! First investment for a new car…”. It will turn out original, and it is impossible to determine the exact amount by eye. You can also fill the jar with banknotes different countries so that the jar is not only multi-colored, but also “different national”.

An example of congratulations for a gift with banknotes in a bank:

Dear newlyweds! We solemnly present you with two gifts with a ticket to life! Please note, the most useful container in everyday life, with a value of 3 liters. You can store jam or salads in it, pamper yourself with goodies in the winter. Now the bank is fulfilling its intended purpose - it stores a thing that is useful to you - the second gift. WITH best wishes! May you have many such jars and never empty them!

In the form of a cake

In the form of a cake

Congratulations on the wedding (cool) with the presentation of money in the form of a cake - amazing latest idea! Unusual view The present will definitely not make you bored at the wedding! And it will not matter at all how much money you decide to present - the idea is worth a million!

So where does it all start?

The cake does not need to be baked, a dummy can be made from multi-colored cardboard or glue several boxes together. Choose oval or square different sizes. The main condition is the presence of a hollow space inside and a difference in size: large - small.

Money is attached to the sides. No need to glue, because young people should be left the opportunity to use the gift. Enough paper clips, scotch tape can also damage bills. Each tier is tied with a ribbon. Not necessarily several tiers, one is enough, only a large one. From above, hoist the figures of the newlyweds and rings, as expected!

Example of congratulations for a gift

Dear newlyweds, it's time for wedding cake. No matter what you have, here's another one from us. We hope you enjoy it, we tried our best! We wish you to have such gifts in the future! And each with meaning. And now, the groom, I ask for a knife, will you cut the cake?

Dear, here is a gift from us. We wish you the same delicious and unusual life as a cake! Use it to the last bite!

Umbrella? Are you joking?

Idea with an umbrella

Surprise you cool congratulations for a wedding with the presentation of money and ... an umbrella!

As they sing in the song, the main thing for the family is the weather maintained in the house. This is comfort, the relationship between spouses, especially if they just got married. Until recently, they were just in a relationship, but each went to his own house and lived his own mind. Now they are a family and everything should be divided equally. Guests can help young people protect themselves from bad weather by handing them a special umbrella.

For wonderful gift required:

• a beautiful, new umbrella, preferably plain;
• banknotes of various denominations;
• staples, thread.

You can choose an umbrella with an interesting pattern, not gaudy: a couple in love, a heart, rings or doves. It will look nice big, with long handle. Having chosen the one you like, it remains to decorate with money. Threads with banknotes attached must be tied to knitting needles in an open umbrella. Do not be greedy, hang thicker so that the umbrella is "thick". Then close back and pack.

An example of congratulations for delivery

Dear newlyweds! Here is for you best gift- nice umbrella. Let it become your talisman and protection from any adversity and, of course, save you from the rain! Take care of yourself and don't lose your umbrella!

Our lovely newlyweds. Without hesitation for a long time, we decided to give you the best remedy save yourself from any bad weather - this wonderful umbrella has the properties of protection from rain, snow, frost and any shocks. Enjoy!

We wish you happiness and fun,
Harmony, love, happy moments.
So that you can always be proud
The child that will be born to you.

So that you never feel
Which means: "I don't have a fig ...".
And so that your union lasts a long, long time,
So that everyone falls in love for the first time.

And on the hand the presence of rings
It means sincerity of hearts.
And in conclusion, congratulations to the groom, bride,
We: "Bitter!", We will shout with you together!
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If you really want
Strong male friendship
Right here at your wedding
With the father-in-law urgently start,
Don't delay anymore
Not a minute, not a second
Take father in hand
And lead the dance.
Straight from the dance with the father-in-law together
Gotta go hunting
And from hunting to fishing,
And from fishing to striptease.
Do not forget that while
Gotta smile for my father-in-law
And, talking about sex with him,
Hold your hand firmly.
The father-in-law will be stunned at first
And then, realizing what was the matter,
Lead you on the hunt
Fishing, striptease.
And of course forget
And about the mother-in-law, and about the wedding
And male friendship with you
Will definitely lead!
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If right in the middle of the wedding
Hooligans have come to you
Don't kick them out right away.
Maybe that's what we are.
You put us at the table
In those places where they ate little,
And the bottle we ourselves
We can easily open.
And while we are a tutor
With uncle policeman
Not caught, along with you
Let's be for the newlyweds
Eat salad and drink vodka!
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Congratulations to the newlyweds,
Be happy always!
Bring more in your beak
For a family nest!
Help clean feathers
And raise chicks
Don't feel sorry for each other
Caresses, gifts and flowers!
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Dear newlyweds, congratulations. From this day on, your “black” life begins: now you will rest on the Black Sea, drive a black Mercedes and eat black caviar with spoons.
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As a MINIMUM it is necessary: ​​so that the husband would be full
And ate tobacco chicken once a week
Or in the extreme case - stew (not "horns"!)
To be healthy and decently dressed,
To have a special dinner on Sunday
Taking into account the fact that the spouse is on holiday
Should be especially proud of his wife
(This shouldn't bother him too much.
Help my wife in the kitchen that day).

As the MAXIMUM is necessary: ​​so that he is loved
AND tender love we keep yours
To live in anticipation of an eternal miracle
And thus he was insured against fornication.
So that I don’t know serious disagreements with him
And in disputes he sometimes conceded.
Don't take him away from his friends.
Alienate from them and be jealous of them.
If you want everything to be normal between you,
Let occasionally go to the sauna with friends
And sees in the illusion of this "freedom"
Your independence long years
So that your boat does not break on life,
No need to hold grudges against each other,
Don't have kids too soon
Do not be afraid to love without deceit,
There is no need to swear with the mother-in-law or with the child,
Don't be afraid to be without money.
Although in the early years - you can not be a bore,
But often you can’t beat dishes “for good luck”!
No need to be timid where you need to be brave
You should not beat with a rag, where you can beat with a mop
(Husbands can endure pain and injury,
But they do not tolerate humiliation).
So that the boat of Love would not suddenly flow,
try mutual feeling save
He will not be replaced: not a ringing noise of toasts,
No furniture, paintings, carpets and sheepskin coats.
All this is not the main thing. The main thing is to swim
And in the boat - to love, help and be friends,
And if you suddenly have to part,
So that there was a desire to strive for each other!
Perhaps that's all. Well, what else do you need?
So that you live long, happily and amicably, -
You need - a child: one and the second.
And you will - complete family!
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If you have a mother-in-law
Such an incomprehensible
Everything is looking at you
And wiggles his eyebrows
You quickly grab a knife
And a big ladle
And a whorl, fifteen pieces.
Get into the fridge
Take out everything you can see
And throw it all in the pot
Washed beforehand.
But don't give mother-in-law
What you got there
Still won't stop
Look at you with eyes.
Pour everything directly into your husband,
So that it is not empty.
He falls asleep, very pleased,
And the mother-in-law will go home!
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If mother-in-law loves son-in-law
And he cooks pancakes
And the stopar pours
As soon as he comes to her,
You will find out from that mother-in-law
Does she have other daughters?
If not, then immediately
Give birth to a couple more.
You wait a little
For those daughters to learn
Put your signature in the registry office
And cook you an omelette
And then grab your daughter
And marry her soon.
Your mother-in-law will love you right away
And pour like a groom!
You were driven down the aisle for a long time,
To get married.
It happened, finally
This fact is irreparable!
Now the task is more difficult
Both relatives and friends:
Still unknown to science
To have children, grandchildren,
When only a pager with a telephone
Served as a bond between two lovers!
And congratulating you on your wedding,
Portrait of your wedding wish
Carry with you everywhere
To not be afraid of each other
If you happen to meet
In a newly built nest!
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Comic wedding telegrams for the bride

Dear (name of the bride)! We congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts and wish you much happiness. Every year we are waiting for you to visit, Sincerely, the maternity hospital!

Blankets, vests, dolls, nipples and pots have been waiting for a long time for mom, be kind, hurry up! The store team Child's world».

Leaving for a visit, do not forget your husband at home. Lost and found.

(Name of the bride)! Scold your husband in private, but praise in public! Vasilisa the Wise.

Dear (name of the bride)! Congratulations! Your order has been completed - you can get iron gloves at any time. Department store.

Urgently tell the size of your husband's neck. We'll send you a collar. Trade Department.

Congratulations and we send the saw as a gift for the husband. The staff of the store "Household Goods".
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wedding vow wife's vow

Yesterday I was... maiden name),
Today I ... (new surname).
What can you do, friends?
It's probably fate.
I take command.
I swear there will be no boredom in the house,
I swear, it's not very capricious,
So, in a day, by the way.
I promise to load my husband with business every day
And every month regularly
Accept his salary.
And I promise gently
Prepare breakfast and lunch.
So that we live peacefully in harmony,
I will take trouble away from home.
I ... (name of the groom) will never leave,
Because he is very good
And I love him very much!
Well, if need be,
I'll beat him myself!
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wedding vow husband vow

From now on, the husband is ... (name, surname of the groom)
I swear on my honor and soul
What will we live with ... (name of the bride) together
Until the wedding golden.
I swear by my husband to be excellent,
An exemplary father of his children.
I swear not to forget my friends
I will call for all births.
I will babysit the kids
Herbs any I will below.
I will sew, wash and darn
And I will not stomp on my wife.
I will be an angel, not a husband,
I ask the guests - believe me.
My wife, well, that means ... (name of the bride),
I won't let you hurt me in life
Without concealment, I will give the entire salary to my wife.
And if you suddenly start to swear,
To put out the quarrel
I will silently smile
Understand, of course, and forgive.
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Comic wedding telegrams for the groom

What a lamp of reason has gone out! What a guy, brothers, lost! Bachelors.

Married himself - help your comrades. Your friends.

When you look for a shoe for your future wife, choose one that has a wider heel and a lighter sole! Experienced men.

Congratulations. We are glad to accept in our ranks. Society under the heel.

We open courses for dads to drive baby carriages. Driving licenses are issued after nine months. GAI.

The wife is not a mitten. You can’t throw it off your hand, but you can’t throw it over the fence. Lost and found.

Congratulations to the newlyweds on their legal marriage. We wish happiness and warn the groom in advance: if the bride is kidnapped, the police are powerless. ATS.

Congratulations! We wish you not to be under the heel of your wife. Shoe workshop.

At dawn, don't wake her up, and don't test her patience, She's got curlers in her head, and don't count on more. Rival.

If you drink sometimes, Your wife will suddenly become furious, There is nothing to wag your nerves, - Come to us to spend the night. Sobering-up station.

Our heartfelt congratulations on a good booty! From now on, the season of hunting for brides and catching mermaids is closed for you forever. Society of hunters.

Congratulations and announcing unprecedented discounts on the installation of an alarm that protects against the theft of his wife. Car service.

My favorite! Yesterday I found out that you are getting married. It's a pity! Well, all the best to you! For many years we lived with you in peace and friendship, enjoyed each other. Are you fed up with me and you cheated on me? I'm sorry you met someone else. She is better, kinder, more beautiful than me! Well, goodbye forever! Happiness to you, love. I take comfort in the fact that I have a lot of your brother left. Goodbye. Your single life.

Dear, dear and beloved! Who did you leave me for? How I loved you! After all, we were happy together. And now everything is behind, but I will always remember our walks with you under the moonlight, conversations in quiet evenings, I will remember our crazy and sweet life. I'm alone, but I won't cry! Your single life.
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If you came to the wedding
You have to take a look right away.
Look after the curtain
Whiter and more authentic.
If you don't find white
You have to take any
And so that she becomes white,
Look for Aunt Asya.
And when the bride and groom
Take a break for a moment
Put on the curtain
Hurry up on yourself
And the mustache, covered with a fork,
Cover it up quickly with chewing gum
And shout - I'm the bride!
You will receive gifts!
****
Don't be upset if
You are in a load with your mother-in-law,
With the groom and with a white dress
Gets another father-in-law.
The father-in-law will be very pleased
If you send it
Having given a mandate and a new tie,
To sit directly in the Duma.
They will give him a salary
Both the car and the apartment
And to celebrate in Moscow, he
Take your mother-in-law with you.
you cry a little
And in the apartment of the old father-in-law
You will make jam and
Pickles salt.
And four years later
The father-in-law will come for the mandate
And for a tie for a new one,
You will be greatly appreciated!
****
It happens to everyone in life
Day of unearthly happiness!
Oh, wedding rings ring
Enchantment from troubles and sadness,
And in their ringing - as a command to you
Always stay together!
And your love is like a fairy tale
Lighthouse, star, song!

Life together - it means a couple,
And be there day and night.
Live in love, and love - tirelessly,
If the heart is attached to the heart.
Feelings never fade
****
If a wedding is played here -
So we got there.
If we got there -
So listen here!
If you come to your wedding
The guests did come
And brought bouquets
As many as three hundred and thirty pieces,
And they took few gifts,
Or they weren't taken at all.
Or hid gifts
In colorful cellophane
You do not take bouquets,
Still smell bad
In general, there is nowhere to put them
(Bath is filled with vodka)
And make gifts
All guests to give to you personally
And tell in detail
What do they all have inside!

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Since childhood, we are all familiar with "Roman",
Where they tried three times
And three times poor Kolobok
We tried to eat breakfast during the day.
But only once our hero
Got on the tooth of a red cheat,
And in memory of the denouement of that
I emphasize: so who is offended
Unhappy? That's right, fox.
After all, the wolf, the bear and that oblique,
What first met - men.
There is a kolobok for no reason.
The fox is a woman. Dangerous
She sings songs near her teeth,
Otherwise, you have to sneak up on her,
To, having sung, to stay alive and well.
Groom! Heed the advice
What is your friend giving you right now?
In order not to become like this shortbread -
Find your wife!

Family Law Code

To your honeymoon
Stretched out for five years
Code, somewhat harsh,
Must be strictly observed.
This code is very old,
But you won't find newer
And for every new couple
He is good in his own way.

I. The duties of husband and wife in marriage are clearly demarcated.

1. The wife exercises supreme, legislative and executive power. The wife is entrusted with the duties of the Minister of Finance, Trade, Food Industry, culture, healthcare, external relations.
wife claims family budget. Subsidies are allocated for the needs of the husband. The wife is obliged to remember that timely mercy, attention, moderate severity and encouragement adorn and strengthen the supreme power.

2. The husband is the wife's substitute. He is granted the right of an advisory vote in matters of legislation.
The husband is entrusted with the duties of the Minister of Defense, Electrification, Installation and Construction Works, Motor Transport, Agriculture, as well as the supply committee.
The husband must voluntarily be always shaved, trimmed, washed, carried away by his wife, as on the first day of the meeting, attentive to her, as on this gala evening.

3. The wife and husband, according to the mutual agreement, carry out the functions of the ministry in the family consumer services.
In connection with total absence elements of crimes and violations of law and order, as well as the resolution contentious issues amicably without third parties, the position of Minister of Justice is abolished.

II. Observance and fulfillment of the duties of husband and wife are not subject to discussion.

Order for the bride and groom.
Good people, Orthodox! You listen to our tale, our simple order. Like across the Ob river, to Novosibirsk city, the dark night is approaching, the red sun is sinking, and the human world is running along the streets, lanes, suffocating. It’s not the forest that’s on fire, it’s not the thunder that rumbles. At (Surname) the wedding is making noise all over the world. Oh, you are guests, glorious guests, not lazy, hard-working! You listen to us at least a little. We did not write a big order. Just don’t be afraid of these words, don’t burst into bitter tears. Not a mandate for you, for the bride. Our glorious, sweet: name of the bride:. Know that you grew up without goryushka, and now you have gone down the aisle. You are a daughter-in-law, a beautiful girl, do not be so sad, do not grieve to tears that a free life has ended, a free life, not married. Your husband is your falcon, he sits between us, and a command came from society: take care of him, good fellow, always be his faithful friend, gentle, unchanging wife. For his sake, you have a dozen kids to nurse them from morning to dinner. Do not knit with chains, but with diapers, sliders, and vests. Well, on holidays, talk to him, you deserve it - take a glass of merchandise. Yes, feed him sweeter dinner. So you will have a dozen children.

Parting words to the newlyweds

1. So as not to grab your head later,
Grab your mind from a young age
2. Burning ticket to life -
Get married, but after that, hold on!
3. A wise good wife
There is no price for any husband!
About the father-in-law and about the mother-in-law
She never slanders.
4. If a smart wife,
She does not scold her husband.
And drank, so sawdust
Does not take out of the apartment.
5. Wife and husband are honest friends.
In friendship, they do not need a third.
He is her friend, she is a friend,
Not a personal servant.
6. If one question is often raised,
Can he rise in the family
To its full height.
7. Take your time to burn bridges:
Did you choose the coast?
8. When the hearth went out in the family,
There is a spare TV.
9. Live on wide leg wanting
In both look, so as not to become barefoot!
10. Born to crawl
They cannot fly.
But how they crawl -
No one can catch up!
11. You still can’t earn all the money,
But you can spend everything with brilliance
So is it worth it to the detriment of your family
Outside the home, be true to yourself
worries?
12. It is necessary to feed a husband with spiritual food.
And remember about daily bread
Not out of place.
But if he is fed up to the throat, he barely breathes,
What to expect from this in bed?
13. We wish you long-term love -
But so that it does not become a hundred years' war!
14. “I myself am good,” said the boa constrictor. -
The wife is a snake, ”and he was partly right.
15. To be a family without children -
Do not keep a warm house:
What is winter without firewood
Live in a cold country house.
16. When the heart rejoices,
The beauty of the face blossoms.
In a fight, it's the other way around.
So let's make peace soon!
17. Reasonable wife
Add honor to your husband.
And the evil will blow
Bad news about him.
18. Family circle so good
That you will not find corners in it.
Create a triangle from a circle -
Look for trouble like crazy.
19. Don't build family relations
On nerves every time:
Husband has a place in reserve
Found for comfort.
20. It's easier for the young in the world,
Kohl and relatives live in the council.

Wife's oath:

You swear to love your husband all your life,
Be friendly and affectionate with him?
Wife: I swear!
You swear that you will cook cheesecakes more often,
Steeply pour a tea and sweeter?
Wife: I swear!
After dinner, when he lies down with a newspaper,
Swear you won't scold me for this!
Wife: I swear!
Do you swear not to blow your lips
Do not even let the wind blow on him?
Wife: I swear!
Do you swear to us that at any cost
You will be good and faithful wife?
Wife: I swear!

Moral code of the family

1. A husband must love his wife,
Not someone else's, but yours.
2. A wife should be a wife,
Though the head sometimes hurts.
3. Do not criticize, do not humiliate,
Count your mistakes.
4. Do not show superiority -
Looks like a peacock.
5. Don't make decisions for your spouse!
Decide together, not for each other.
6. Strive to please your mother-in-law,
Wife is easier to please.
7. Do not command, ask
Apply affection in a request,
Husband will perform from the heart
All desires are yours.
8. Laugh with your spouse, not at him:
Tact is essential in a relationship.
9. Do not be quick to blame,
After all, you are not a prosecutor in the family.
Remember: one reproach -
The whole family is in disgrace.
10. Claims, hints and reproaches
Love and marriage are shortened.
Would take into account other people's, bitter lessons:
Such vices cannot be tolerated.
11. When patience ends,
Endurance is included in wrestling.
12. Remarks to the wife
Do it alone
And teach your children
When there are no people around.
13. So that your arguments become weighty,
Don't force them with pain.
14. When dignity is out of place
apply,
Of these, only disadvantages
Get.

Husband's oath:

Swear on your wife to take care of you,
Always kiss when leaving for work!
Husband: I swear!
Sometimes things like this happen.
The wife will wear out half a paycheck in stockings.
Swear that it's your business - side -
A wife will not go to work in thin!
Husband: I swear!
You swear that you will be an exemplary husband
Defender, friend, faithful helper
Husband: I swear!
Swear that your spouse with words, deeds
You will not give offense to whoever is in front of you
Husband: I swear!
Do you swear to go through life together,
Keep each other on the road?
Husband: I swear!
hurt me
To be at your wedding.
You said that I'm a friend
To prepare congratulations.
I agreed, of course.
Giving you is not fair.
The wedding was celebrated together
How much they drank, they did not know.
I opened my eyes in the morning...
And my fiancee!
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Congratulations on your wedding!
And now we wish you!
Learn by heart
Our cheerful congratulations:
Live in harmony, in love,
And don't blame each other
And do not beat the dishes often,
If you cry, then from happiness!
Do not share money with a fight,
Don't drink in vain
And don't be rude to each other
And don't go to the left!
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Advice and love will tell you today
And we will celebrate your wedding in a cool way,
Well, toastmaster, pour brandy,
It's not scary that it was our groom,
Take care of your love like a treasure
Cash in the safe so that there is a lot,
So that there are no quarrels with the massacre,
And let there be no dispute between you,
Who takes out the garbage, only peacefully decide,
Neighbors so that you do not knock on the wall,
It's great to be in any question,
And the stork brings you many children!
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Accept this congratulations
With all my heart - I wrote as best I could!
Happy wedding day, I congratulate you
fun life wish you.
I wish you a wife
She let me into the strip bar, but she herself,
Cooked and cleaned everything
Waiting for you in some stockings.
I wish my wife that her husband
Having bought her a dress, a fur coat, mascara,
Sparing no cash
She also paid for a bachelorette party.
Live long and beautiful
Successfully, together and happily!
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Our congratulations
Let's say congratulations.
health, mood,
Good luck bag.

Good night and fairy tales
And not an ounce of sadness.
And also - so that the children
You found in cabbage.

So that you live together
Troubles were avoided.
To by all means
you loved each other

Goodness and peace!
What else, we don't know.
That's why it's beautiful
We round it all up.
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tili tili dough
The groom sits with the bride
For them, I could immediately come up with
This chic congratulations!

Honeymoon in Bali
For thrill,
And thick bags of money
For strong relationship!
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daughter-in-law from mother-in-law
interesting to see
How much will you endure.
You are my daughter-in-law now!
Do you want, believe it or not,
But the demand will be high
You can't turn up your nose!
Everything will be as I say
I will point and show.
You better not cross me
To save your family...
You are my sweet angel
Here's my congratulations.
***
Thinking proud light to amuse,
And cause, as it were, a slight shock,
We hasten to present persistently
Our excellent congratulations.

So first - be together
And secondly, you kids.
Health to the groom, the bride.
And, of course, matchmakers.

So that a house is a house. Or an apartment.
And to have everything inside.
Live many years, health, peace.
And, of course, love.
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On this day, a young young girl pinches her ass,
So that the matter is sooner by the night - he dreams about it,
Guests every moment shout "Bitter!",
And stealing a bride is cleverly accepted,
Young, you live without worries,
Let your love grow stronger every day
Let the family boat not destroy your life,
And we wish you to be rich like Rockefeller!

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We wish our young
To be together until gray hairs,
The groom to supply the family,
He adored his bride
The bride cooks excellent borscht,
She was appreciated so that by all means!
So that rap thundered in your house,
Not subsided so that ringing laughter,
A whole basket of children
So that you are always happy!
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Today you have a big celebration,
Your family and friends will congratulate you.
After all, this is happiness, and now there are two of you,
May the new family be strong!
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Dear our friends! On this beautiful and joyful day, you leave the ranks of an unconnected sacred marriage union youth and join new age of your life. You have taken this crucial step by simultaneously stepping on the rug in the registry office. Pigeons surround you today, and tomorrow white storks will circle over you in search of a landing site ...
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I am very happy for my best friend. Today he has become a real family man. And although I am not yet threatened with such a fate, I will nevertheless tell you, dear newlyweds, a few parting words. First, be a wonderful example for your unmarried friends, that is, us. Secondly, be sure to invite all of us to the first christening. And thirdly, live happily. Advice to you, yes love!
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Dear my friends! I have been attending your wedding from the very beginning, but I have not yet seen such happy faces from you as now. You shine with happiness and share your joy with all of us. And looking at you today, I dream of getting myself into similar situation a year, so, in two. And I want you to share the joy with me that day, but already as guests. Moreover, I invite you to my wedding for sure the three of us.
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I'm happy for you, my dear friends! Today you are husband and wife! From this day on, fun times will begin for you, and you will have to go through them together. You will now go through life hand in hand, you will always be next to each other. Family life This is a very serious and important matter. Always remember this happy day - your wedding day!
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Do not describe to me now all the feelings that boil in my soul. I am not only very happy with your happiness, but I certainly want, just like you, to create my own family. I really liked your wedding and I, without delaying the matter, from tomorrow I begin to look for a candidate suitable for the role of my husband. And I give you an order: do not lose that great happiness that surrounds you on your wedding day.
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Today everything is as you wished:
The desired hour of light has come -
You put on chastity rings
And congratulations to all of you.
Always live very friendly
And do not twist the path of life,
It is necessary to save the holy love,
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I will not repeat everything that has already been said before me. I just want to once again congratulate you on your wedding day. I saw today how much my dear friend was worried, how timidly she stepped on the carpet in the Wedding Palace. And now I see what a happy face she has. So, let the rest of your life, all the best is on the rise, as it is on this day!

I, the bridesmaid, in the face of all those present, want to congratulate you, dear newlyweds, on your marriage! I solemnly promise that I will catch today bridal bouquet and get married within one year. I swear to come visit you every month, bore you with long stories about my adventures and become the godmother to your firstborn!

congratulations on your wedding

congratulations on your wedding

Congratulations on your wedding 1

We wish you great luck
To make your life richer
So that you have success in everything,
May you all live happily ever after!

Congratulations on your wedding 2

Even though I don't go to the wedding,
But I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart.
Live happily and amicably
Have everything you need in life
Love keeping the holy law
Until the wedding golden.

Congratulations on your wedding 3

What is planned, let it come true
All good things - let them be remembered.
Let love shine in your heart
Good people will meet in life
Let love be old
We wish you only joy.

Congratulations on your wedding 4

Our good knight, our dear falcon,
Be bold as a hawk, be as beautiful as the sun!
Let your house be a full bowl!
Let your wife give birth to your daughters -
Be faithful to your wife, do not walk for no reason,
Be honest and proud - that's the valor of a man!
Health to you for a thousand years
And so much happiness!

Congratulations on your wedding 5

We wish you Alenka - a blue-eyed girl.
For Alenka, a brother is a boy Ignatik.
And catching up with the little brother, let the sister grow up - Paradise.
They will hang out with Zina, Galya, Valya and Marina,
Nadya, Olya, Kolya and, of course, with Tolya.
And you surprise us with Vitya, kind Yura, curly Mitya,
And the guys will go fasting (oh, those imps!)
Petya, Vasya and Valery, Gena, Alexey, Evgeny.
Let it be smaller - there will be Masha, and then Natasha will go,
Zoya, Polya and Stepan and the smallest - Ivan.
Raise these kids, and then - whoever you want!
We also wish a young couple
Survive to the golden wedding
And so that the great-grandson of Borka
Shouted at the wedding "Bitter!"

Congratulations on your wedding 6

We'll raise our glass
To become a reality for both
Tall, light ideal

Congratulations on your wedding 7

We wish you happiness, we wish you good luck,
We wish you fun and joy in addition,
So that grief bypasses your house,
So that at one o'clock the sun shines on you!

Congratulations on your wedding 8
We wish the newlyweds
Behind it wedding table
Bloom all my life in happy May,
Walk the same path for the rest of your life.

Congratulations on your wedding 9
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Everything became the way you wanted
And now the desired hour has come -
You put on chastity rings
Flowers and music for you.
Live together, do not distort,
Keep in life Right way,
Save the holy love
Don't let happiness slip away!

Congratulations on your wedding 10

May there be peace under your roof,
And in the house - happiness and peace,
To hear the beat of each other's hearts
Until the wedding golden!
Let everything come true that dreamed
Everything that pleases the eye
For happiness to settle
In your house easily,
So that you don't drop
This is happiness on the fly
And kept forever
The first meeting warmth!

Congratulations on your wedding 11

Life is given to you
With all my beauty,
Look - she is a priceless gift,
Feel free to use it.
Decorate it, the years fly by
It's time, enter into your halls
Handsome husband!

Congratulations on your wedding 12

Deciding once and for all
Connect your destiny
We cordially invite you
To share our joy with us,
Say parting word
And shout "Bitter" many times,
We will be forever happy
See you at our wedding!

Congratulations on your wedding 13

Let joy live in this world
For simple, dear people,
Many times let the sun rise for you
Be happy in your life!

Congratulations on your wedding 14

Congratulations, congratulations
From the heart we are young
We wish you happiness, joy
200 years for you for two,
Bunch of cute kids
Kind, gentle, big
Both girls and boys
And all this for two.
Happiness, joy, smiles.
So that before the wedding is golden
You lived without mistakes
Becoming a big-big family
So that all joys, sorrows
You divided in half
So that insults are not remembered.
Let it shine for you everywhere
The sun is kind and gentle.
Good luck to you big, big,
Happiness

Congratulations on your wedding 15

I wish you great happiness
To always have spring
To never know bad weather,
To have pure hearts!
For everyone to trust each other
Lived did not count the years
Loyalty has not been lost over the years
And they were not afraid of different troubles,
So that you go through life rejoicing,
And friends would say:
"Here is an exemplary family!"

Congratulations on your wedding 16

We congratulate you on marital happiness,
And we really want to live without bad weather,
So that everything in life is like in youth - it's easy,
How in summer nights- bright and beautiful
Love-kiss from dawn to dawn,
So much at the wedding you would be bitter.

Congratulations on your wedding 17

Congratulations to the newlyweds!
Honor and glory to the young!
Life is bright and successful
We sincerely wish them.
Let love inspire them
Friendship makes hearts happy
Let dreams know no barriers
Happiness will be endless!

Congratulations on your wedding 18

We wish you that your life is brighter,
Like a warm spring day, dear
Well, in a word, so that she was,
Spring, joyful, beautiful,
Was full of spring dreams
Bloomed like the morning dawn
I propose this toast
For everything, for your happiness.
BITTERLY!

Congratulations on your wedding 19

We wish you to walk hand in hand through life,
So that neither storms nor troubles frighten you along the way,
So that young love only grows stronger over the years.
Remember that people are the blacksmiths of happiness themselves.
After all, nature has generously endowed people so,
She gave us everything, she didn't forget anything,
Pay tribute to nature and love each other.
Like a precious vessel, take care of each other
And then your life will sparkle like a diamond
There will be tenderness, love - and trouble will not happen!

Congratulations on your wedding 20

Live happily and amicably
Argue if needed.
But know it's hard
That you can't live without each other
That you can not be sad at all ...
Friends, let's shout "bitterly"

You swore in love to each other
That is why we have gathered here.
A new family has arrived
Happy marriage, friends!
Happiness guiding star
Let it always be with you,
The light of magic burns for you,
But he gives earthly joys!
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You were just a bride and groom
Now they are husband and wife.
And I raise my glass to that
So that trouble does not touch you,
And from pure heart Wish
You love to keep forever!
Happiness, joy to you, young people,
And forget sadness forever!
Like golden bouquets of flowers,
You also have a beautiful life!
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Everything will be according to your heart.
But she conquers herself
Let other people
And the flexible subtlety of the mind,
And its beauty.
And let her give birth to her husband
Rich sons.
Raise a family!
That's why I drink!
***
Wealth, peace and warmth.
A family warmed by love
Always reliable and strong.
So that the children are near you,
To you, young people, we will simply say:
"Live together, in a good hour!"
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Today you got married
Once you lit the beacon of love,
Everything turned out the way you wanted
And now the desired hour has come -
You put on chastity rings
Flowers and music - for you!
You are wearing wedding dresses
In the midst of our merry feast.
Complied with articles, rituals,
Love, Advice to you, eternal peace!
If 10 children are born in a family, and only half of them look like their father, then the father is awarded the medal "For part-time employment."
If 10 children are born in a family, and none of them looks like their father, then the father is awarded the medal "For non-intervention".
And if 10 children are born, and everyone looks like a father, then he is awarded the medal "Father-well done!".
So let's wish our fiance to become a father-well done!
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Young people join hands
The bonds of marriage have bound you firmly,
Life together is, therefore, a couple,
And be there day and night.
Live in love, and love tirelessly,
If heart is tied to heart
Feelings never fade
And love will be pure, clear!
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All the best to you in life and health,
Wealth, peace and warmth.
Family warmed by love
Always reliable and strong.
So that the union is only a joy to you,
So that the children are near you,
Friends, let's shout "Bitter!".
Live together in good hour!
***
And now the desired hour has come:
You put on chastity rings
Flowers and music - for you!
***
Let the bride, entering your house,
Everything will be according to your heart.
But she conquers herself
Let other people
And the flexible subtlety of the mind,
And its beauty.
And let her give birth to her husband
Rich sons.
May they succeed every year
Raise a family!
Let them live like butter and honey...
That's why I drink!
Have you everything that the years bestow,
Not exchanging gold for copper,
So that a million for petty expenses
And have a billion for other things!

And the tower so that it is more beautiful and taller,
And a big table for dear guests!..
And above all - under your own roof
Have happy children of your own!

May your day be lustfully bright
And the path is clear - without friction, without interference!
We wish you all the best in the world,
Life's joys and sweet pleasures! ..
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Like the wings of a mountain eagle
Husband and wife - in agreement are similar:
On the stroke of one wing
The eagle cannot be lucky.
I wish this toast here
Agree to the newlyweds
To get their flight -
Through life - successful!
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Today you got married.
For you - a happy day in the world!
Once you lit the beacon of love,
May it shine on you for the rest of your life!
Everything turned out the way you wanted
And now the desired hour has come -
You put on chastity rings
Flowers and music for you!
You are wearing wedding dresses
In the midst of our merry feast,
Complied with articles, rituals -
Love, advice to you, eternal peace!
***
We are for your fiery love
Let's drink our glasses to the bottom.
New life before you
Happiness to you HUSBAND and WIFE!
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We want to wish you:
Do not grow old, do not lose heart,
Eat in moderation, sleep well
And don't forget your friends!
And there is another wish:
For festive table
Laughter, fun, jokes, songs
Didn't leave your house!
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Be together on weekdays and on holidays,
Be together in joy and in sorrow.
Stay together even apart
Be together in a seething dispute!
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What do you wish for this day?
Love - so you do not take it!
Wish you happiness?
So it's in your eyes
You are on earth and you are in heaven!
And yet we wish you love,
We wish that from now on and forever
With each other you divided in half
Everything that a person has in life:
Victory is joy, defeat is pain,
Friends smile, sweet tear,
Labored bread and salt,
And the first snow and the first thunderstorm!
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We wish that children's laughter
Ringing behind your doors
So that your house is rich
Love, happiness and friends!
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For happiness, you have to walk uphill
And take more than one height.
So let unnecessary quarrels
Bypass your house a mile away.
May your hearts not grow old
And love is not melting.
And let year after year
Lives more friendly
Happy your family.
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We to you, young spouses,
We wish you happiness and good.
May the path be bright
Let it be friendly family.
Keep sensitivity, tenderness, affection,
Don't forget the first meeting.
And the rings that they took in their hands,
Save up until the end.
We wish you a beautiful life
Your marriage without marriage should be.