Wedding toasts are fun. Wedding toast to the newlyweds. A bachelor boasts to a friend

For your life to be
For love to always live
For not knowing quarrels and troubles,
For this, I will drink to the bottom!

For adversity to recede
So that everything is on your shoulder,
To appreciate each other
I want to wish you happiness!

For the wedding, for love, for joy,
For your future children
For dreams to come true
So that there is no sadness, gray days!

I would like to invite all present to raise our glasses to this lovely couple. Let them remember throughout their joint married life that in the end it doesn't matter who is stronger, prettier or richer. It is much more important whether you are happy people or not. I want to wish you that your life would give you a feeling of happiness and then no one can compare with you in the power of beauty or wealth!

On your most special day, dear newlyweds, I want to drink for three "p" in your family life. Understanding each other, overcoming all life's obstacles together and wonderful offspring. Bitter young.

Let the rings not become shackles,
Eyes always shine with happiness
Let all troubles be forgotten
From now on, forever you are family!

For your harmony, happiness,
For your love and warmth
I will drink for you today
So that everything is fine!

So you became a family
Congratulations on this
And for you today I
I'm drinking!

Happiness to you and long years,
And live richly
And you do not know evil and troubles,
What else do you need?

Oh, yes, more children,
Sweet and healthy
Joyful, good days,
And live by the sea!

A young family should be like a branch of a flowering tree: pleasing to the eye, fragrant and hinting at the imminent appearance of fruits. This is what I wish you, dear ones. And also, I drink so that no pests interfere with your idyll. For the young, bitterly!

Dear guests, I invite you to raise your glasses to our wonderful young people and wish them a light and long life. family path, pleasant moments and joyful events! From now on and forever, you live in joy, harmony and love. Let everything be fine with you, and most importantly, healthy babies are born!

Marriage is like a kitchen. Everything boils, boils, and sometimes it is so hot that you can even burn yourself. But if you clearly control the process, then in the end you can get real masterpiece, which will not only delight the eye, but also drive you crazy with its taste. Let's raise a glass to the young family and let them enjoy the wonderful moments spent together!

In childhood, when fairy tales were read to us, they ended with the Prince marrying the Princess, and what happened next is unknown. Let's raise our glasses to make your family life magical and inspire storytellers.

Let's drink to the young
We can't find others like this
So beautiful, smart, glorious,
Such lovers, the most, the most!

Let's drink friends to the bottom,
To have a strong family
So that they do not know troubles and evil,
And for the baby to be born!

Make a wedding toast

I want to drink for you, dear newlyweds, and make a wedding toast:
Each of us has our own path, which may be different. For some, this is a winding path full of obstacles and obstacles. Someone has a wide road where you can move freely and easily. Someone likes to move quickly and swiftly, while someone appreciates caution and calmness. Today you have combined two completely different paths into one common one. I would like to wish you that no matter what you meet, you must move together, hand in hand, support each other and protect. Smooth road to you!!!

wedding toast

I want to tell you this story:
“Once upon a time, Adam asked Eve: “Who will give birth to children for me?”.
She answered: "I am."
Then he asked: "Who will love me?"
Eve said, "Me."
Adam said: "Who will be my support in all endeavors?"
Eva: "Me."
Adam: "Who caresses me when I'm sad?"
Eva: "Me."
Adam: "Who will forgive any offense?"
Eva: "Me."
Adam: "Who will cook the food and sew the clothes?"
Eva: "Me."
Adam: “Who will give tenderness and affection?”
Eva: "Me."
She said the famous seven "I". This is how the family appeared on earth.
Let's drink to the strongest friendly family where love, understanding, respect and happiness reign.

Wedding toast from the mother of the groom

wedding toast

Today the angels are circling
Over the heads of the young!
We wish to keep
They are together to gray hair!
May happiness be endless
The road is easy, without obstacles.
And in the house let it sound carefree,
Cheerful, loud children's laughter!

toast wedding

A variety of feelings lived on a distant island: Joy, Boredom, Pride, Happiness, and, of course, Love. One fine day they noticed that the island was slowly sinking into the water, and decided before it was too late to move to another. Only one Love was in no hurry to leave favorite place. But when there was only water around, she began to call for help. No one wanted to save her, only one old man swam up to her in his boat and transported her to the island. For a long time she tried to find out his name, and when she was told that it was Time, she was very surprised. Only one Time can understand how important Love is in life.
Let's drink so that in your life this bright feeling never fades and illuminates your long and happy path.

wedding toast

On this day, you, friends,
Your family is born!
We wish you today
So that your home is always a paradise!
So that harmony and joy
Settled next to you!
Dear our guests,
Don't skimp on toast!
Let's drink to that, friends,
To a new family
She gave birth to many children
Vacationing in the Caribbean!
To make the house a full bowl
Our newlyweds!!!

sister's wedding toast

What could be more beautiful
His hand, her hand
Let the fire of love not go out
Always burning in that hearth.
Love and happiness to you and only
Let it sound "bitter" today.
I repeat over and over
We drink for you and for love!
I want to congratulate our newlyweds on this extraordinary event in their lives, wish them mutual understanding and great love. Today is your day, and we drink to your happiness!

wedding toast

Congratulations to the young
We wish them happiness
In life they are dear to them,
live without sorrow!
Let them live without any troubles
In a world full of happiness!
Everyone drinks for it!
Bitterly! Do you agree?

wedding toast

Our youth today, more than ever, need our blessing. Therefore, my toast is precisely a blessing for a long, happy and peaceful life. Love each other, appreciate the characters, even when it seems that such a complex nature is difficult to accept. A family is created to accept each other, despite the difficulties and disappointments. The family is the place where a person can be sure that he is accepted, loved and always expected. Let's drink to the fact that this is present in your new home!

wedding toast

Because you love each other
For securing your union,
For you to be prosperous, live in peace
I'm not afraid to drink with you.
I wish your house to be a full bowl,
Filled with unearthly love
So that we meet with you in the same way,
But only at a golden wedding.

Best wedding toast

In everyday life, everyday life,
In love's sweet slumber,
Do you remember the admonition:
Important weather in the house!
It is different:
Now clear, now sad
That stormy, rainy,
It's sweet, fragile.
But all crops need
And sunshine and rain.
So life will be like a rainbow
Like a spoon in a jar of honey!
If you want - and you will taste
If you don't want to, don't watch!
So let's drink to joy
And the wisdom of the young!

wedding toast

“One day two young people decided to get married. The first said: "I have only my heart, which is ready to give tenderness and love, and a difficult path, so I'm looking for a girl who will share it with me." The second said: "I have a huge palace in which I offer my companion to share the joy of life with me."
One girl chose the palace, because she thought that it would be spacious, a lot of light and freedom, and, therefore, happiness. The other chose a difficult path, because she believed that there is nothing warmer and more important in the world than the human heart.
Life in the palace soon became unbearable, the girl was sad, her heart thrashed, but found no way out, and soon stopped beating. As for the second girl, despite the hardships and hardships, she was always warmed by a feeling of calmness and happiness, which only a truly loved one can give. Their Love grew, shone and helped to become the happiest in the world.
I want to drink to our newlyweds and tell them that for happiness you have to go a long and hard way. But it's worth it, so Bon Voyage!

wedding congratulations parents

Children, today we congratulate you,
We wish you love and fidelity
Always keep your family
Live in harmony with yourself
Take care of each other tenderly
And, most importantly, raise grandchildren.
We drink to live at least a hundred years,
Love and advice to you!
Our dear ones, for parents, the wedding day is always a touching, joyful and at the same time sad holiday. Sad, because we understand that our babies and babies have already grown up and fly away from their parents' nest. Joyful, because you have found your happiness and love, because your eyes glow with joy and tenderness. Well, and then, in our family there were more relatives, and not far off also beloved grandchildren and granddaughters. Love to you! AND BITTER!

Toast for the newlyweds at the wedding

Dreams Come True,
You proved it
The family is born
And you became one.
We drink to the groom - the bride,
So be always together!
Let's drink to a joyful event in the lives of these two wonderful people. A wedding is a special day that marks the beginning of something new. Try to make this new thing bring you as much happiness and joy as possible. All in your hands!

toast wedding

Let it be noisy from the guests,
Head spinning with happiness!
Gathered around your friends
Relatives and friends are not accidental!
Finally arrived today
And your wedding took place!
I wish young people love
Great joy without measure!
Appreciate the moments from the heart
Live together with hope and faith!
So let's drink together and to the bottom,
For these glorious words!

Witness's wedding toast

One day there was a knock on the door of the house where the lonely old man lived. "Who's there?" - asked the owner. “We are Love, Friendship and Wealth,” they answered from behind the door. “You can let one of us in. Choose!”. The man thought: love at that age is already useless, he also did not need wealth. “Okay, I let Friendship in,” said the owner of the house and opened the door. Friendship crossed the threshold, leading Love and Wealth. I want to congratulate our newlyweds on this wonderful event in their lives, to say thank you for entrusting me with such an important title - the title of witness. Let's drink to the fact that we always have friendship, and love, and wealth, and we never have to choose one of them.

Congratulation toast on the wedding

I would like to congratulate you with the words of one parable:
The woman fell asleep and she had a dream that she got into a store where the Lord stood behind the counter. She was very surprised, bowed to him, thanked him for everything he does for people. The Lord offered her to buy something. The woman, without thinking, asked for happiness, health, wealth, luck, success, love, joy. It seemed to her that God could help her. However, she was very surprised when he brought out a small bag to her and said, “Didn’t you know that only seeds can be bought in my store?”
Let's drink to the fact that your young family, which was formed only today, is the seed that you will grow, care for and cherish. Then she will give fertile shoots, will grow stronger every day.

Wedding day toast

Wearing rings on fingers
Tied hearts forever.
Now not hours, not weeks,
You are waiting for a new life of the year.
Do not be afraid of the obstacle that has arisen
And pits that lead into the abyss.
You can jump higher
Reach heavenly heights.
We drink to the success of your life,
For the happiness of reciprocal love,
So that you are united in thoughts
Left on a difficult path.
Hold on to marriage like an anchor
And the storm won't take you away.
No thunderstorms, no cold, no sleet
Your love will not be broken!

wedding toast

Listen to this parable:
“Once a guy and a girl were walking down the street. The guy very gently and carefully held his beloved by the hand and told her: “Beloved, be careful, there are pebbles, don’t stumble!”. After some time, they became a bride and groom and again walked along this street. Now the groom was saying to his bride: "Don't hesitate - there are stones everywhere!" When they walked, having already become husband and wife, he shouted to her: “Where are you going, there are cobblestones everywhere, are you blind?”
Let's drink to our beautiful couple, to the young husband and wife and wish them that only small pebbles meet on their way, and tenderness and love become the basis of their long-term and happy union!

Happy wedding day toast

On this day, you can drink only for the young and their parents. After all, they did what all this celebration was arranged for. Let's drink to the love that unites generations! May the houses in which they live be filled with blessings, peace and prosperity!

wedding toast

My dears, just a few hours ago you were a bride and groom, but now you are husband and wife. I want to drink for you to wear these titles with pride, take care of each other. I would like to remind you of the words of one famous person: "All people live according to one motto:" Love cannot be used, "but where to put a comma, everyone chooses for himself." Let's drink for you to remember the rules of the Russian language together!

Caucasian wedding toast

Imagine that the family is a boat. If only the husband is rowing, he will quickly get tired and will not swim anywhere. If both are lazy, then the boat will not sail anywhere either. But only wise wife will not only do without valuable advice husband, how to row, but sometimes she herself will be at the oars. So let's drink to the fact that this family was the personification of harmony and mutual respect!

Wedding toast in prose

I want to tell you this parable:
“A man came to a wise man and asked what love is. He said, "Nothing." The man was very surprised and began to tell him that he had read many books that describe that love can be different, sad and happy, eternal and fleeting. Then the sage replied: "Everything." The man again did not understand anything and asked: How can I understand you? All or nothing?". The sage smiled and said: “You yourself have just answered your own question: “Nothing or everything.” There can be no middle ground!”
Let's drink to the greatest love we see today. Let it grow stronger and grow every year, and we will rejoice and believe that there is love in the world.

Wedding day toast

I raise my glass
For this pair of doves
For the angel to guard
Your priceless love!
May many more years
They will pass in harmony and happiness,
Let love reign in the family -
After all, it is only in your power!
We drink to your happy day
When you married fate!!!
We drink to what's on earth
You have met your love!

wedding toast

Listen to this funny parable: “Once on the day of the 25th life together the kind sorceress decided to fulfill any wishes of her husband and wife, who were 50 years old. The wife booked a trip around the world with her beloved husband. And he said: "We spent 25 years with you, now I want a woman 30 years younger than me." The kind sorceress waved her magic wand and turned him into an 80-year-old man."
Let's drink for you, for the fact that today you have become husband and wife! Family life can be both joys and difficulties. Try to go through all this together and keep the most important thing - loyalty to each other.

wedding toast

Today only for you all the views
Here you stand together, side by side,
And time can't be turned back
Your family journey has begun
Always let it be easy for you
We are very lucky with each other
We'll raise our glasses
Wishing you love and happiness!
Let's drink to our newlyweds and say to them all together loudly: "Bitter!"

Parents' wedding toast

Listen to this amazing story:
“Once on the way home, the sage met a man who was unhappy because he had to carry unbearable burden. He asked him: “Well, why do you do what you can’t do?” The man answered him: “I want my children and grandchildren to be happy. That's the way it is in our family. My great-grandfather suffered for the happiness of my grandfather, my grandfather suffered for the happiness of my father, my father suffered for my happiness, but I am ready to suffer for the happiness of my children and grandchildren. The sage was surprised at such words, but he was even more struck by the fact that when asked if anyone was happy in their family, the man replied: “No, but I will do everything so that my children find happiness.” Then the sage said the main words: “Learn to be happy yourself, only then will you understand how to make your children and grandchildren happy!”
Dear children, we want to drink for you, for this wonderful event in your life. Happiness and harmony in the family is a daily work, difficult, but necessary, maintaining the purity and tenderness of your relationship. Be happy, appreciate each other and every moment of your life. Wedding toast for sister

A Brief Comic Dictionary of the Marriage Language
. The registry office is a legal institution where the voluntary loss of freedom takes place.

MARRIAGE - one loop thrown over two necks.

STORK is the only viviparous bird from which children originated. Adults are thought to be descended from apes.
. GRANDMA - a left-luggage office for grandchildren.
. NEWSPAPER - a screen behind which the husband hides.
. MONEY is evil. The fewer of them, the less evil.

What people in different professions say about marriage
. Postman: Marriage is a registered letter, which, having reached the addressee, arouses interest until it is opened.

Railwayman: Marriage at the beginning is a cheerful passenger train, which eventually turns into a freight train.
. Businessman: Marriage is an enterprise that only thrives if it is not ripped off by a stronger and more charming competitor.
. Judge: Marriage is a brief truce between two warring parties.

Joke Bride's Oath
What can I swear, dear,
So that you can understand
What me magic power
Can't get away from you!

You are a collar. I am a doggy.
I am machine. You are a taxi driver.
I'll stick to you like chewing gum
How, I'm sorry bath leaf.
I will be gentle. I will be faithful.
I won't cast my eyes on others
Well, if I forget
I'll remember next time.
I eat very, very little.
Butter, bread... It's easy with me.
I will be the head of the warehouse in the family,
Well, you are a supplier.
I am an artist. You are a producer.
I am a model. You are a couturier.
You take out the trash
I am walking in the yard.
I do not forgive insanity
If you touch - I'll get angry.
Honey, everything that I promised
I solemnly swear to that!

Groom's oath
My voice trembles, my blood boils,
But I don't ask for mercy.
I swear to you my love
That I will never stop loving!

You sleep, and I will set the table,
I'll cook breakfast for five
I swear I'll turn off the football
If you want to take a walk.
your crazy dreams
I will not drive into the shade.
I swear to give you flowers
From a neighboring flower bed every day.
I swear not to drink.
I swear not to hit.
Live only in peace and power.
I swear not to go left
And I won't go right.
We will live a long, long time
With you, I'm not afraid of obstacles!
I love, I love, I want to love!
And this, my dear, I swear!

Real life consists of many little things, empty words, disputes, life situations. Life is a garland of colorful - bright and cloudy - days. And the peace and well-being of your life depends on your prudence and consent, dear newlyweds! So let everyday trifles do not spoil the main thing in your life - happiness and joy.
For your happiness, newlyweds!

There is quite effective remedy make marriage strong and happy. The husband and wife each take a sheet of paper and each separately begin to fill them out.
On the left half of the sheet, the wife writes everything good that is in her husband, on the right - everything that she does not like about him. In the same way, the husband fills out his sheet.
Then the husband and wife tear off the right halves of the sheets, carefully glue them together and ... throw them away! And each of the spouses memorizes the left half and repeats it every day.
There is no person about whom there would be nothing to write on the left half of the page, especially if we are talking about our newlyweds.
I propose to drink for all the good that is in our groom and our bride!

Be healthy, live richly,
As far as your salary will allow you.
But know: the salary is always not enough.
Ask all the ancestors: they will add to you.
Don't be afraid of panties, don't be afraid of diapers:
Have boys, have girls.
But children bother parents -
Give them to their ancestors: they will educate.
But most of all we wish, however,
So that there is no marriage from your marriage.

IN folk tale“How a man divided a goose” it is said that a savvy peasant gave the head of the goose to the master, because he is the head of the family, and the neck to the mistress, because as she turns, so be it. Let's wish our young people that the husband is always the head, and the wife is the neck, but the head and neck act together and in concert! Bitter, friends!

Many men dream of having a harem. They believe that the more women around them, the more diverse and interesting their family life, the more love and they get affection. So let's wish that our young one would never want to have a harem, because his wife alone could replace him! For the young! Bitterly!
Live happily and amicably
Have everything you need in life!
Bitterly!

A famous writer said: "Happiness is when you are understood." It really is. Each of us wants to be understood by other people, because it is always very important to feel the support and respect of others. I want to wish our young people understanding and love for many years to come! Good luck to you, dear ones!

A typical case of our time occurred with one tipsy visitor to the bar. When he was returning home, bandits attacked him and demanded "life or wallet." The poor fellow had to part with the money. Let's drink to the fact that only the wife takes away our young wallet, and he gives his life to her! Bitterly!

All those present undoubtedly know the nine commandments of God: do not kill, do not steal, do not commit adultery, honor your parents, etc. Do you know the commandments of the feast? Let's remember them! First: a sober person at a wedding is a spy; being at a wedding and not being drunk is a sin. Second: drink a little, but drink it all. Third: whoever gets drunk well will remember well. Let's raise our glasses to these blessed time-tested commandments and vow never to violate them for the sake of the happiness of our newlyweds!

Dear newlyweds! Your new family crew sets sail today! Let us drink to the long and safe voyage of your ship on the stormy ocean of life and to its overcoming of all worldly storms and tempests. Happy sailing!
Dear guests!

Again for love, she deserves it
We'll drink like in the old days!
Let through all the hardships and obstacles
She leads us to happiness!

None of the scientists can still give an answer to the question: what is love? Everyone agrees that love is a mystery that has remained unsolved to this day! So let our newlyweds live with this mystery in their hearts all their lives and never be able to unravel it! Bitterly!

When a wife leaves a man, a friend remains. When a friend leaves, the work remains. Let's wish our newlywed that he had both the first and the second, and the third! Successful career him in life, good work, so that the family lives in prosperity, happily and amicably!

There are three words that denote the desire of people for each other: passion, love and love. Each of these states is beautiful, and in our today's case it is not worth separating them. I want to wish our young people all three of these states in one bottle! Bitterly!

I want you to have children
Various nice kids.
We are waiting for heroes from you
And beautiful daughters.
To replenish the country
The population is full.
I want to raise my glass
And I wish again:
Until the wedding golden
Advice to you and love!
For the young, we have a mandate:
Live in harmony good hour!
Bitterly!

If a man is persistent, he will definitely achieve what a woman wants.
So let's drink to the fact that the desire of men and the desire of women coincide!
for durable and harmonious union two hearts! Bitterly!
To live up to silver wedding, you must have the golden character of the wife and the iron restraint of the husband.
Let's drink to a wonderful alloy.

Dear young! I have a simple and short toast. I wish that four holy names, four guardian angels are always present in your life: Faith, Hope, Love and Sophia - wisdom. Follow them and God bless you in your family life.
Dear bride and groom!

From the bottom of our hearts, we congratulate you on your legal marriage. Today, on the day of your marriage, the Sun gave you a particle of itself, and this particle is a family hearth. The sun is the source of life on Earth, the family hearth is the source of family life. Keep this precious gift for the rest of your life. No matter how cold the wind blows, the flame of the hearth should burn, giving light and warmth to your family.
I raise my glass to the unquenchable light and warmth of your family hearth!

Being invited to a wedding, a person begins to think about how beautiful and interesting it is to congratulate the heroes of the occasion on entering family life. As a rule, most of the congratulations are said to the newlyweds during the banquet. The speeches of those present are touching, solemn or parting. Funny toasts for a wedding are very popular, which are able to amuse guests and give the celebration a light, pleasant atmosphere. A beautiful witty congratulation will definitely stand out among others and will be remembered for a long time by the bride and groom.

thinking through funny toast For wedding celebration, it is necessary to take into account several important points: length of congratulations, acting during the speech, the degree of appropriateness of the joke. merry wish should be short, succinct, and delivered with soul. A guest making a funny toast should rehearse it well a few days before the wedding. It also matters which words to choose: it can be a parable, an anecdote or a self-written speech. But in order to please everyone, the joke must be kind and friendly, evoke positive emotions in everyone.

Options for short funny toasts for a wedding

Funny wedding toast about four qualities

Once the hero of the occasion said to me:

Oh, how I dream that my chosen one was faithful, kind, well-run the household, and even so that an unearthly beauty!

What I thought:

My friend is crazy! It is almost impossible to find these qualities in one woman, and he definitely cannot cope with four! But what do I see? Here, next to (Name of the groom), a girl is sitting who makes the dream come true - she is faithful, kind, economic and incredibly beautiful. So let's raise our glasses and drink to the fact that my friend got such a beautiful bride, and so that the hero of the occasion herself always sees only the best, worthy qualities in the groom!

Funny wedding toast about children's fairy tales

I want to tell the heroes of the occasion that in wedding day miracles happen, and fairy tales come true. I can prove! Once I congratulated my sibling. That night, he and his newly-made wife decided to read the children's fairy tale "Ivan the Tsar's Son", and nine months later they had a baby boy! Then I walked at the wedding second cousin, after which the newlyweds decided to re-read Marya the Artisan. Guess what happened next?

A year later, I was invited to celebrate the celebration of a friend: the bride and groom read Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs that evening. Eight children are no joke to you, gentlemen! I propose to raise a glass so that after today's holiday, the heroes of the occasion read "Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves"!

Funny wedding toast about jealousy

Jealousy - interesting thing! It is said that it works differently for men and women. For example, if a man is jealous, he becomes stupid, funny, and even loses the respect of his wife, but jealousy makes a woman affectionate, supple. Perhaps it is, but let's drink to the young wife being affectionate just like that, without trying to verify the truth of these words!

Funny toast for a wedding about happiness in marriage

The world knows many anecdotes that make fun of relationships in marriage: supposedly after marriage, everything immediately rolls somersaults, but let's try to remember at least one good one! I have one in mind, listen! One man was asked how he lives with his newlywed, to which he said: "We lived happily, carefree for twenty-five years ... until we met each other." I want to wish the young that their happiness begins without fail with today marriage and never left their house!

Funny wedding toast about the bed

one elderly married couple once asked: “How did you manage to live for more than seventy years together, retaining love, tenderness, respect?” To which the couple replied: “It’s simple. We never had a double bed in our house – only a single bed.” I propose to drink to the wisdom of the elders, and I wish the newlyweds to use their secrets, and never get bored on this single bed! Bitterly!

Funny toast about the first wedding celebration

According to an old legend, the first wedding took place in paradise. In front of the newly-made spouses, roses, the queens of flowers, lowered their buds in a bow, and jasmine delighted the couple's sense of smell with its sweet fragrance. The bright lilac bloomed inflorescences at their approach, and the young nightingale did not stop singing. So let the heroes of the occasion, like those two from the old legend, watch around them beautiful world full of bliss and beauty!

Funny toast about two reasons

The red fellow wanted to marry a young lady, but she refused him. Then the guy decided to ask, what is the reason for her refusal? The girl replied: “I have two reasons. The first is yourself, and the second is someone else.” The beautiful bride, the queen of today's celebration, nevertheless decided to marry (Name of the groom). The first reason is the newly-made spouse, who is not deprived of many virtues, and the second is the absence of someone else. Let's raise our glasses to the groom!

Funny wedding toast from the hero of the occasion mother-in-law

Somehow, curious people came to the sage and began to ask their questions. One of them was a youth who asked: “Who do you think was happiest man on the ground?" To which the sage answered without hesitation: “Adam! Because he didn't have a mother-in-law." But in my opinion, if the first person had such a kind, loving, caring mother-in-law as mine, then he would have managed to become a million times happier. Let's drink to the beautiful mother of my beloved!

Funny wedding toast about the meanings of the word marriage

As many here know, the word marriage is a homonym that has several meanings. The first is a matrimonial tandem, a connection marriage bonds couple in love, and the second is a defect in the product. Unfortunately, it happens that these two, it would seem, are not related concepts are closely intertwined during the joint life of a husband and wife. Dear heroes of the occasion! I want to wish you to live in peace, mutual understanding, harmony, so that your marriage never becomes defective. For your happiness! Bitterly!

Funny toast in the form of a wedding joke

There is a trial in the case of a terrible accident - there was a head-on collision of two cars, everyone survived. The judge calls a woman who was sitting in one of the cars and asks: “Tell me, what happened? How did the accident happen? To which she replies: “How happened! I, as usual, sat on front seat, controlled the movement of the car. And my husband was driving. I want to tell the heroes of the occasion that a car called "family" is a vehicle that is not easy to drive. May their journey be easy and happy!

Video: funny wedding toast

To easily tell a funny toast that will cause an explosion of laughter among those present and charge the atmosphere for a long time positive emotions need to spend some time preparing. good congratulations should not take long - as a rule, speech lasts less than a minute. All invitees are encouraged to rehearse their performance, although even without prior preparation, the toast has a chance to turn out to be funny, funny and bring smiles to the guests, as in the video below.

Funny toasts are often sincere, so they are well received by guests. A guest can speak a funny speech both in the middle of the holiday and at the beginning in order to “warm up” the audience, help everyone to relax. funny option congratulations are usually used by friends, as they know the newlyweds' sense of humor well. To get a few more ideas for congratulations, see wedding toasts from friends prepared by our website.

A wedding ceremony is an event to remember for a lifetime. The young are embarking on a new path. Now they have to go hand in hand long haul. Fate will present many lessons, but those who manage to achieve complete mutual understanding and respect are truly waiting for valuable reward. Their relationship will go on forever. Wedding toasts and encouraging wishes are what the newlyweds need to hear on this day. Their hearts are filled with excitement, so the support and congratulations of loved ones will be a valuable parting word in life.

Beautiful wedding toasts and congratulations

This day becomes fateful. It determines a lot for many years to come. Young people have a big responsibility. Now only they can control their own destiny.

Both the guests and the newlyweds want to keep the sweetest memories of the date, so the organization of the ceremony is given such great attention. On the wedding day, everything should be impeccable: starting with the bride's bouquet and ending with speeches at the table.

Every word, every wish uttered in these joyful moments, young people perceive with great trepidation. They so want to justify all the hopes placed on them.

Support the New Spouses beautiful congratulations. Speak words of encouragement in their honor. Let their hearts become a little calmer and warmer. After all, they have a long and an amusing trip called family life.

Wedding ring- an ancient emblem bequeathed to us by our ancestors. This is a symbol of fidelity: the heart of the husband belongs to the wife and vice versa. A wedding ring has no beginning and no end. The wedding ring is made of pure gold, which means that no dirt will stick to it. The ring is a symbol of love and eternal fidelity. Dear newlyweds! May your love be pure, tender and eternal! We will support our wish with a friendly clink of glasses!

To live in love and harmony until the silver wedding, the wife must have a golden character, and the husband must have iron restraint. So let's drink for a reliable alloy of two metals, for the merging of the souls of the newlyweds!

A slender poplar grew in the forest, and a birch grew nearby. And they fell in love with each other, and were drawn to each other, until, finally, they connected their branches and intertwined together. Why are our newlyweds not poplar and birch? Let's wish them that the branches of their love never unravel and hold each other tightly.

WITH legal marriage congratulations,
We wish you great happiness.
We are talking seriously now:
May millions of scarlet roses
Lie all over your path
What are you going to go through.
And let the fire of great love
Burning without fading!
Life is easier with love
Finding hope.
Invite consent to the house,
Live to be a hundred years old.
Always respect each other
Love to you and advice!

We wish our newlyweds
So that their path in life is successful,
So that the house is always a full bowl,
Life every day - brighter and more beautiful!
Let the sun of the world shine brightly
May the children bring them joy
So that together a young couple
Survive until the golden wedding!

How to congratulate the newlyweds in verse

Poetic congratulations are always beautiful. Guests gather at the table, there are a lot of noisy conversations around. And then one of the invitees gets up and begins to read poetry.

Such toasts or wishes always delight others. Correctly folded phrases enhance the impression. The meaning is revealed even more clearly. A rhymed congratulation is a wonderful gesture of respect and attention.

Of course, few people have poetic talent. But we have wonderful selection, which will help you find something specific that will fit both in meaning and in the situation.

Do not forget to capture your wishes to the young on a postcard. In the future, spouses will be very pleased to review the greeting cards presented on this day and re-read the touching words.

Be healthy, live beautifully
Love each other, be happy!
Find in each other not only a spouse,
But the best, true friend!

Any house will become a palace,
Where a good wife reigns!
She is more precious than all riches,
More expensive than pearls and gold!
I drink, or rather, I vote with a glass
For the choice of the groom - for the young!

Remember this moment forever
May she be sacred
Now you are not just a bride and groom,
From now on, you are husband and wife.
And let you pass any adversity,
Let the flame not go out in the blood.
We wish you health, we wish you happiness.
We wish you strong love!

Do not separate the intertwined hands,
Do not separate mouth from mouth.
And the happiness of fidelity, love
May it grow stronger over the years.
Let the pain of separation pass you by
And friendship will not fade between you.
Do not separate the intertwined hands,
Do not separate mouth from mouth!
We drink for your happiness, fidelity and love!

I would like to wish the young:
In joy, separation or sorrow
Always remember the first hug
Forget about the last fight.

At a noisy festive table,
Like a beacon of friendship, kindness,
Lit today you two
Star of hope and dreams.
So let this friendship light
You shine brightly without end,
So that for an infinite number of years
Two rings intertwined.
Like the wings of a mountain eagle
Husband and wife in agreement are similar:
On the beat of one wing
The eagle cannot be lucky.
I wish this toast here
Agree to the newlyweds
To get their flight
Through life - successful!

To live and live for you, but not toil!
And, having lived a century, do not repent of the past!
We wish you again and again:
Advice yes happiness, yes love!